BEST OF HMS PODCASTS - TUESDAY - March 11, 2025 - We Got A Listener Drama Email - March 2025

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: BEST OF HMS PODCASTS - TUESDAY - March 11, 2025

Released on March 11, 2025

Hosts:

• John Holmberg
• Brady Bogen
• Bret Vesely
• Dick Toledo

Overview: In this "Best Of" episode of Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show, John Holmberg and his co-hosts delve into dramatic and often scandalous listener confessions. The episode centers around a particularly gripping story submitted by a listener, exploring themes of revenge, infidelity, and complex family dynamics. The hosts engage in lively discussions, providing humor and candid opinions on the unfolding drama.

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Listener Drama: A Tale of Revenge and Infidelity

Confession Overview: A listener named J.S. shares a deeply personal and tumultuous story involving her ex-fiancé, their subsequent divorce, and a vengeful affair with her ex-fiancé's father. The narrative spans from their marriage in 1996, the dissolution of their relationship in the mid-2000s, to the tragic death of her ex-fiancé's father in a car accident in 2022.

Key Points:

• Initial Relationship and Divorce:
  J.S. and her fiancé married upon discovering her pregnancy. Their marriage lasted eight years before ending in a bitter divorce, during which her ex-fiancé's father made unwanted advances towards her.

• Revenge Affair:
  In retaliation, J.S. engaged in an affair with her ex-fiancé's father, an act she describes with raw honesty and a touch of dark humor.

• Reconciliation and Aftermath:
  Years later, J.S. and her ex-fiancé reconcile. Tragically, her ex-fiancé's father dies in a car accident in 2022. J.S. reveals that her ex-fiancé was unaware of her prior relationship with his father.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg [02:44]: “Can you get my music please, for soap opera...”
• J.S. [02:44-03:17]: “Dear John, you never hear from women on this, but now you have. It's not nearly as salacious as the other stories you've heard so far, but I too have a morning sickness confession...”
• John Holmberg [05:19]: “If you're wondering that, get out.”

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Hosts' Reactions and Discussions

Humorous Banter: The hosts respond to J.S.'s confession with a mix of surprise, humor, and incredulity. They discuss the complexity of human relationships and the lengths to which individuals might go during times of emotional turmoil.

Key Discussions:

• Moral Boundaries:
  The hosts debate the ethical implications of J.S.'s actions, balancing sympathy with criticism.

• Impact on Families:
  Conversations highlight the ripple effects of personal vendettas on extended family members and future relationships.

• Humor Amidst Drama:
  Despite the serious nature of the confession, the hosts inject humor, making light of the situation while acknowledging its gravity.

Notable Quotes:

• Brady Bogen [05:08]: “It doesn't matter if he found out, you know, if he put the two and two together this morning.”
• John Holmberg [06:04]: “You got to be a... Every once in a while in your life to make things pan out.”
• Bret Vesely [10:16]: “Your penis is only big to the women who like you.”

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Additional Listener Stories and Themes

Confessions of Infidelity: Beyond J.S.'s story, other listeners share their own tales of infidelity and complicated romantic entanglements, often involving family members or revenge motives. These stories serve as a backdrop for the hosts to explore broader themes of trust, betrayal, and forgiveness.

Discussions on Sexual Relationships: The hosts engage in frank discussions about sexual relationships, body image, and societal expectations. They touch upon topics like the perceived importance of physical attributes in relationships and the psychological aspects of infidelity.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg [11:01]: “We roll our eyes, ladies. It's the same thing as when you...”
• Bret Vesely [15:42]: “You're a reasonable A to B vehicle, kind of light gray, and nobody notices.”
• John Holmberg [16:38]: “And a half bedroom in Maricopa.”

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Humor and Light-Hearted Moments

Jokes and Teasing: The hosts frequently tease each other, using humor to navigate the heavy content. This includes playful banter about personal experiences, exaggerated scenarios, and witty remarks that keep the atmosphere lively.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg [12:15]: “Yeah. That's it. That's it.”
• Brady Bogen [14:41]: “Thank God, Lil Smokey.”
• John Holmberg [16:24]: “You have nothing. You are girthless, my friend.”

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Closing Thoughts and Reflections

Final Remarks: As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on the shared stories, emphasizing the importance of having an outlet for listeners to express their deepest confessions. They acknowledge the complex emotions involved and the therapeutic aspect of sharing such personal experiences.

Notable Quotes:

• John Holmberg [19:17]: “He might have huffed himself.”
• John Holmberg [20:25]: “Retribution pay. This is what we should do to people we've wronged. You make it right, you move on with life.”

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Conclusion: This episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" offers a candid and unfiltered look into the personal dramas of its listeners. Through a blend of humor, empathy, and honest discussion, John Holmberg and his co-hosts provide both entertainment and a safe space for sharing complex emotional experiences. Whether you're a long-time listener or tuning in for the first time, this episode delivers engaging content that delves deep into the human psyche and the intricacies of personal relationships.

Transcript

[Dick Toledo]

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[Brett]

You're listening to the HMS Podcast brought to you by Mo Money Pawn and MMP Guns at the corner of 12th street and Indian School in Phoenix.

[Holmberg]

It's good to be on top, isn't it?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

So get on top and ride with the top morning show in town and the best of Holmberg's morning sickness. Oh yeah, it never ends. This is a good one too. And this is again, usually as these dominoes fall, when somebody opens up, we just need to start a, you know, open up to us segment a get it off your chest thing. Can you get my music please, for soap opera One second. So we've had Bennett, I believe was the first guy who fell in love with his son's ex and his granddaughter. His granddaughter's mother. Correct. Oh, yeah, I got it in here. Where did you put that? I have it. I forgot. Thank you, Richard. Nope, not there. There it is. There it is. There it is. All right. That's it. Okay. Nice job. There we go. Then. Then we had. What was the other one? I don't remember.

[Brady]

Before that.

[Holmberg]

No, the one after was the. The guy who scooping out daddy's little daddies. That's right. That was yesterday. Dad. And gave us the phrase little did I know. For three years I was scooping out dad's little Debbies. Cause his wife had turned to his father for biblical guidance. And turned out and she got it. The dude was just squirting in her instead. Well, here we got another one. Dear John, you never hear from women on this, but now you have. It's not nearly as salacious as the other stories you've heard so far, but I too have a morning sickness confession. In 1996, my fiance and I found out we were pregnant and decided to get married. It was a joyous time. Eight years later, the love die. We ended up divorcing 2004 or five during the divorce, his father made advances towards me. And it was sort of a bitter divorce. And in a fit of revenge, I effed his father black and blue a lot. See how people work? It was awesome. And yes, like the porn says, he was bigger than his son.

[Brett]

Oh, Jesus.

[Holmberg]

Fast forward to today. Me and my baby daddy have reconciled and we're back together. His father was killed in a car accident in 2022. The baby daddy, my boyfriend, fiance, has no clue at all about me getting on top of his dad, or as you guys called it, taking his Little Debbie's, which made me have to pull over yesterday. Daddy's Little Debbie's was hilarious. But my fella, the difference between my letter and his never had to scoop out Little Debbie's as his dad was.

[Brett]

You know, dad throwing out mummy dust.

[Holmberg]

I will take this to my grave with the people that matter, but you idiots are a nice outlet and it actually feels good to tell someone this. Thanks for the platform. And no, Brett, I'm not a whore, but I'm sure that's what you'll say. Signed J.S. so there you go, more confessions.

[Brady]

Happy ending.

[Brett]

I'm not a whore.

[Holmberg]

Is it. Is that a happy ending?

[Brett]

Well, somebody got a happy ending.

[Holmberg]

Dad got a happy ending. He was probably. I know this. You're lost in the music. Oh, thank God. You're father was killed in a car wreck. That's a phrase I've never said before. But yeah, there you go. More people are banging fathers of people that they've had sex with than I could ever have imagined, ever.

[Brady]

So that was just a phase. They broke it off and then it was a revenge.

[Holmberg]

Couple years later, she banged his dad.

[Brady]

In the car accident.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, it wasn't even a couple years. Like if she did the timeline. They were pregnant in 96, divorced again eight years later, which is 2004. We'll give it a year. 2005. I don't know how long she was banging dad. They break up. The kid's 20 something and they worked it out and got back together after he died in 2022.

[Brett]

You know, she would be the one to ask that question. You always say that. Do you sound like your dad or something? We need to ask her that.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, I think sex sounds are inert and innate.

[Brett]

I wonder if they're. They're family.

[Holmberg]

I think they're passed down without you realizing it. You make the same noise as your parents, right?

[Brady]

Yeah, the one statement still sounded kind of bitter at first. Yes, dad was bigger than him.

[Holmberg]

Well, I think she was playing Around. He's dead now. And if he was, he was. I mean, facts are facts she wants to throw out. Yeah, dad had a bigger one than you. Girls always do that.

[Brady]

It doesn't matter if he found out, you know, if he put the two and two together this morning. Like, wait a minute. Is this my girl?

[Holmberg]

If you're wondering that. Get out.

[Brett]

If you're wondering that, it is.

[Holmberg]

If it's pulling over right now, I'm gonna call her. Hey, js. Janet Swanson. That's your name. You didn't bang my dad. And your dad died in a car wreck in 20. I mean, it's easy to put together some details, but again, if you're even thinking, hey, that might be me, just leave. There's no reason to stick around to find out. Your brain's telling you that she would have done it now. Devil's advocate. And she did. Devil's advocate. If she's taken dad's squirts and you're divorced, I mean, sure, it's terrible behavior.

[Brady]

She came back around. She loves you.

[Holmberg]

15 or so. That's right. Like Brady says, everything works out. Except for the dad who was mashed by a cement truck. But yeah, Brett's right. But we like whores.

[Brett]

I got nothing against it.

[Holmberg]

You got to be a. Every once in a while in your life to make things pan out. But yeah, I mean, devil's devil's advocate was she didn't really do anything wrong outside of being a Societal boundaries. Which is you don't bang somebody's dad who you've banged. You just don't.

[Brady]

And was he married at the time?

[Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brett]

It doesn't matter.

[Holmberg]

Wow. Yeah, he's. He's dead now. Don't speak ill of the dead. Yeah.

[Brett]

Kidding. Brady. Jesus Christ.

[Holmberg]

He was making advances towards his former daughter in law. Crying out loud. The guy saw an opening.

[Brett]

Boy, did he ever.

[Holmberg]

And he just jammed right in there. Little Debbie'd it. And then. But the son never knew. And like what Brady always says, ignore it. It will go away. And what you don't know can't hurt you. And that's true. Ignorance is bliss. Never ever tell him. Take that to the grave. But if you wanna unload your darkest secrets evidently on us, then go ahead.

[Brett]

Dad unloaded.

[Holmberg]

Boy, did he Right all over that wife of yours for the second time. I mean, your parents got divorced and remarried twice.

[Brett]

Yeah. And then lived together at the end.

[Holmberg]

In the interim. You don't suppose your mom.

[Brett]

Oh, she was taking it. I'm sure he Was too. I'm sure she was too.

[Holmberg]

But not from his dad.

[Brett]

No, no, no, no.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, that would be.

[Brett]

No, no, no.

[Holmberg]

Way too far.

[Brett]

No, I thought you meant. I thought you meant like.

[Holmberg]

But she took a couple of shots.

[Megan]

Oh, I'm sure.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. And your dad was, you know, throwing little Debbie's around, as he should, but not in her dad?

[Brett]

No.

[Holmberg]

Or mother. No.

[Brett]

Now she's dead.

[Holmberg]

Worse.

[Brady]

What if you found out you.

[Holmberg]

Okay, okay, let me before that's. But she was dead is a bad answer to that because that means if she was alive, there was a chance it should have never happened. Dead or alive, it doesn't matter.

[Brett]

No, I agree.

[Holmberg]

Oh, she was dead. Or else he probably would have.

[Brett]

Hey, I don't know what people do in their bedrooms, all right?

[Holmberg]

I just don't want to know. After my parents divorced in the early 2000s, after 30 years of marriage, I don't think my dad gave Shirley a call up there in Cedar Lake, Indiana and said, you know, I always had my eye on you. I know you're my mother in law and all that, but I can't even imagine that process.

[Brady]

Brett, what if your dad confessed with your ex? What?

[Holmberg]

Something happened while you were going Divorced?

[Brady]

Yeah, during the.

[Holmberg]

He gave Tracy a poke.

[Brett]

Go ahead, dude.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, see, that's how I feel too. Yeah, I would have cares. And she said I was bigger.

[Brett]

That's fine.

[Holmberg]

Could be.

[Brett]

Don't care.

[Holmberg]

Don't either. If my dad better you than me. What a dick your dad would have to be to go. I gotta get something off my chest. And by the way, she said I was bigger. Remember your ex wife? Of course, dad. Remember mine. I do too.

[Brady]

That's what I'm saying. Just confess. You don't need to add that.

[Holmberg]

Let me just tell you this. You were doing no damage. Cause I went in there and she was like a virgin. We played Madonna in the background. Just like to celebrate it. You do. You have nothing. You are girthless, my friend. So anyway, she said I was bigger. I just want to get off my chest. While you guys were going through a divorce, I took. I took advantage of her vulnerability.

[Brett]

Better you than me, pal.

[Brady]

Yeah, it happened so fast.

[Brett]

Yeah, but you ever see the end of the Sopranos where he just puts his fingers over Chrissy's?

[Holmberg]

Yeah, that's it. That's it.

[Brett]

As close as.

[Holmberg]

There you go. Yep. I want to tell you something, son. Get you okay? Breathe. Good night then.

[Brett]

I want to hear it.

[Holmberg]

And now. Who's bigger than her? Anyway, thanks for sharing all your Nonsense with us. This one I liked actually, for some reason, because female ratings, you know, usually you guys stay kind of far away unless there's prizes. You don't really. That's a good story. So the two best ones we have are from the lady who walked in. Her brother banging her boyfriend, her husband, those two banging another female there. And this one's pretty good too. It was a revenge bang.

[Brett]

Yeah, I gotta watch my pornhub looking now because it's like this stuff's coming up all the time. It's like, I get it on the air, I need something else.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, I know. Yeah, we've. We've kind of watered it down a little bit. It's.

[Brett]

Jerry writes in, says, my son doesn't have to worry about banging his wife cause she's an annoying pig.

[Holmberg]

See, that's the kind of confessions I like. He hates his daughter in law, she's a pig. And that's the thing, like if you're married to a pig and your dad bangs her, he's doing work you don't want to do. It's kind of like what we say about the Mexicans all the time. If you've got a gross wife, let someone else do that.

[Brett]

This guy makes a fuck. This guy makes a ridiculous point, but it's totally true. Your penis is only big to the women who like you. Ask a woman that hates you and.

[Holmberg]

You'Ll see, that's so true.

[Brett]

That is 100%.

[Holmberg]

Women can be with a guy for 10 or 15 years and they go, you have a little one, it's like, well, you lived with it for 15 years. That's a big deal. It's little. Yeah. And like a guy emailed me yesterday, he goes, they're all liars when it comes to that. You can't even get a truth out of it, which is, I've had big.

[Megan]

Ones and I've had small ones. And yours is just right.

[Holmberg]

We roll our eyes, ladies. It's the same thing as when you.

[Brady]

Ask, you got the three little bears.

[Holmberg]

If you look fat in pants. We give you the lie when you tell us about our wing.

[Megan]

It doesn't even matter. It doesn't matter.

[Holmberg]

I watched Love is Blind when they started to bone. All the girls gathered in a corner. Is it big? Is it big? Is it big? And the one girl's like, it is now. Woo. And they raised their glasses. I'm like, I thought, size doesn't matter. Oh, they're just being whores. And I think that answer is passed down from mother to daughter. When you're. Someday you're. Your man's gonna ask you if he's ample sized. And the answer is, I've had big, I've had small. And yours is just right. They eat that up.

[Brady]

But then if.

[Holmberg]

If you break up, if you ever.

[Brady]

Break up, this is what you say.

[Holmberg]

You hold your pinky in the air. Yeah, it's just. It's the. It's the template of.

[Brett]

What is it? The Three Bears with Goldie.

[Holmberg]

This is what you called. And this is just right. That one was so big, I didn't want to do it. My ex wife told me about that. With her, With Jeff Jenkins of the Milwaukee Brewers. He whipped it out. He pulled a whip out. He pulled a full Louis CK on her. And she goes. And there it was. And she goes, we're making out in the couch and stuff. And he whipped it out. And she goes, it was so big, I didn't even know what to do. I'm like.

[Brady]

It was an unfurling.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. I'm like, well, whatever it is, you put him in that position, you finish it. Well, I didn't want to. It was too big. I'm like, that's. That's the risk you take when you dance. To dance. So next.

[Brett]

See, you're on Jeff's side.

[Dick Toledo]

Completely.

[Holmberg]

Damn right. Okay. Yeah. Megan years ago, told me about a guy in Sedona, a firefighter. I still try to get her to drive up there to bang this guy. She drove all the way there, dry humped him on a couch and drove home. If we ever. If that dude emails me, I'm giving him our address, he's going in, finish him. That is, as a bro. I mean, think about that guy's around the firehouse. Sorry, guys, can't go do anything with you tonight. Got a chick driving all the way from Phoenix. Come up here and take marad. Cause that's what he had to be. Yeah, there's no way you make that trip for dinner.

[Brady]

Instead he's sitting around like, yeah, dry humped Holberg's wife.

[Holmberg]

Well, good. Good for you. And you know what? You should have finished the job. What happened to you? She got all weird and got up and left.

[Unknown]

And I really liked him too.

[Holmberg]

What were you thinking, Stupid?

[Unknown]

Oh, you're dumb. That's dumb.

[Holmberg]

That is not dumb. Get your ass in a car, drive back up there, knock on the firehouse door and find this guy and go, I owe you. At least give him an old Fashioned in the. In the front of the fire truck.

[Brett]

I look at Megan in A completely different light. Now doing.

[Holmberg]

Oh, no.

[Brett]

You know, that's ridiculous.

[Holmberg]

As a man, I have to stand up for the boys. Yeah, that bro. I'm sorry. I'll apologize for you. I am sorry. She should have absolutely finished. Absolutely. But, yeah, Geneva said that. So next. Next time I went to it, I went to a Cubs brewers game, sat in the third baseline with a sign that said, my wife gave you a hand job because he's a left handed batter. So in the third baseline, I had that sign up. It's great. I'm pretty sure he saw it on the on deck circle, like, who's your wife?

[Brett]

Which one?

[Holmberg]

But in baseball, all the guys in the dugout were like, hey, that could be us. One of us, that guy down there.

[Brady]

Seven of them stand up.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. And her best friend was dating Jeff Jenkins brother. So that's how they kind of got. That's how they met Leroy Jenkins. Leroy Jenkins. And that dude went in. That dude closed. He was a finisher. And evidently she didn't balk at the idea of his giant Jenkins wang doing damage. And that's something. You know, it's just so big, I.

[Megan]

Didn'T even want it.

[Holmberg]

And that was insulting to me. That whole conversation was, you're not like that. It was so big, I didn't even know what to do with it. When I saw yours, I was like, thank God. This will be easy.

[Brady]

Thank God, Lil Smokey.

[Holmberg]

Oh, this will be silly. I'm not that hungry. So this little meal is perfect. He breaks out the hometown buffet, and I've got small fries with a coupon. Idiots. She thought she was telling me a story that was gonna make me feel better.

[Megan]

I've had big ones, and they're awful. You're right. You're just right.

[Holmberg]

So not anything substantial.

[Megan]

Not at all. Just enough.

[Holmberg]

That's no good. I don't want to be just enough. I would rather be the guy you couldn't think about being with, you know, the wind sock rather than this, you know, Then you'll do. You'll do. That's. That's. I'm a Toyota Corolla. I want to be a Bentley.

[Megan]

You're a reasonable A to B vehicle, kind of light gray, and nobody notices.

[Holmberg]

Gosh, thanks.

[Megan]

I've been in Bentley's before. It's just too much. Too much luxury and too much management. They're hard to fix.

[Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brett]

Jenkins was an F350.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. This dude was. Yeah. This dude had King's Ranch on the side of it.

[Brady]

But I like the practicality of The Prius, right?

[Holmberg]

Yeah, exactly.

[Megan]

You get good mileage and if I ever leave you, it's like I never was with you. You've done no damage, like.

[Holmberg]

Right?

[Megan]

Jeff Jenkins, however, would have wrecked me for every other man.

[Brett]

Be the 7th street prick with that.

[Megan]

Massive muffler of a dick.

[Holmberg]

Okay, are you done trying to butter me up on how nice it is?

[Megan]

It's just perfect for me. I don't need an 8,000 square foot house with a negative edge pool. I like our 1200 square foot, one.

[Holmberg]

And a half bedroom in Maricopa.

[Megan]

It's reasonable. Oh, it's not breaking me, if you know what I mean.

[Holmberg]

Right, I get it, I get it, I get it. I understand. I'm gonna put it in your butt and it's gonna feel big anyway. What this one says, yellow fever for the win, boys. I am a medium, but I bottom out in my Asian. That's right.

[Brett]

Does she come pre pixelated too?

[Holmberg]

That's right. Yeah. I can't see it. It's somewhere in the area of these little. The 16 bit area here. It's like. Yeah. So anyway, well, thanks for sharing your stories and stop having sex with family members of your exes.

[Brett]

John, I identify as a fireman from Sedona. Give it up, bro.

[Holmberg]

Is it him? Does he know the guy? Ask around. Today at the old firehouse, the sad one, the one who's kind of aged. Sadly, it's him. I mean, a girl that drives all the way to Sedona, not even Sedona. It's past Sedona. It was up there. And you go past and it's by.

[Brett]

Slide Rock, like up in Oak Creek Canyon area.

[Holmberg]

It's going all the way up by, you know, the fork, the South Fork hiking trail going up 89A, going way up there. Beautiful drive. Pokes around, knocks on the door like I made some linguine for us and figured we could just watch TV and talk.

[Unknown]

Yeah, that sounds great. Why don't you get on me and rub around for a while and then I'm gonna go home.

[Brady]

He's got loose jeans on and a shirt.

[Holmberg]

Oh, he knew.

[Brady]

It's very rugged.

[Holmberg]

Nobody goes, hey, guys, I'm gonna stop. I'm gonna dry hunt, but I'm gonna draw lines tonight. Why? Why are you doing that? I got respect for this lady. And she's got a long drive home.

[Brett]

Idiot.

[Holmberg]

And worse still, she spent the night, try, humped him, cut the deal off, and then went home the next morning.

[Brady]

And no.

[Brett]

Are you sure you're getting the story?

[Holmberg]

No follow up. No. Cuz she would tell me. She's told. Look, I. I want the story. Why would she hold back? I'm like, it's because she owes the dude already. She owes him.

[Brett]

He might. He might have huffed himself.

[Holmberg]

It may be. I mean, really, what's wrong with me? Yeah, I mean, she was willing to waste a tank of gas. Yeah.

[Brett]

Maybe that's a firefighter.

[Holmberg]

He had to be looking in the mirror, flexing his abs and his arms. I look good. I mean, I make a decent living. Look at where I live.

[Brady]

Maybe the whole thing was a mix up. Like, she drove up there, now she is with directions. She ended up finding this guy, then calls him back the next day and it's another dude.

[Holmberg]

Couldn't find him. Just happened to the right house. After she drove away, she had no idea how to get back.

[Brett]

Is that where we're going with?

[Holmberg]

No, we're going with the idea. And the worst part is she told me that at the end, she goes.

[Unknown]

I. I told him the next day I really liked him.

[Holmberg]

He was confused. This poor son of a bitch. I might go up there and give him a handy.

[Brett]

Yeah, you.

[Holmberg]

And I don't have any of those. Before jealousy things. Good. You had a history.

[Brett]

Yeah, exactly.

[Holmberg]

I don't care. Tell me about it. Doesn't bother me at all.

[Brett]

Bye.

[Holmberg]

See you some other time.

[Unknown]

Okay.

[Brett]

That's a crank.

[Brady]

That's a crank.

[Megan]

She's in the water.

[Unknown]

Save me.

[Holmberg]

No, I'm not gonna save you. I'm gonna let this go anyway.

[Brett]

He did Teddy Kennedy right into the lake.

[Holmberg]

Push the car a little further in.

[Unknown]

I can't get the seatbelt off.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, those are tough. Any who, I don't have any of my tools. Let me go back to the firehouse real quick and just wait right here. Yeah, it's tough being stranded, isn't it?

[Unknown]

Yes.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, I know, but, you know, what are you gonna do? But yeah, if I ever. If that guy ever emails me and it's confirmed, I'll take him over to the house. I'm like, is this the guy?

[Unknown]

Oh, my God. Hi. How have you been?

[Holmberg]

Terrible. My nuts have hurt since 2003. All right. Right here in the foyer of the house. Tug, this guy. Really appreciate this, Mr. Holmberg. This is, you know, it's the least I could do. Well, you know, it's retribution pay. This is what we should do to people we've wronged. You make it right, you move on with life. And that's the way things should be. It's out of control now.