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John Holmberg
All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Get out to the Tempe Improv on the east side to see Paul Versey on Thursday and Beth Stelling Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The Desert Ridge Improv up North features Sarah Weinschenk this Thursday and Joe DeRosa on Friday and Saturday. And downtown at Stand Up Live, check out the very funny Lil Rel performing Friday, Saturday and Sunday for the complete lineups. And for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com it's John Holberg here For.
Brady
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Cody
Elon Musk got roasted yesterday for his animated panther video he posted to Hype X. Yeah, hilarious. Yeah, some comments were Elon has the same taste as a teenage call of duty youtuber. So circa of 2015.
Larry
Remember, he's on the spectrum.
Brady
He's gonna be afraid by things and he's also got a brain you can't imagine. So of course he's gonna come across sometimes as a douche or as a little bit different and that's what I like. That's what extraordinary people do.
Larry
Yes.
Cody
It's like the bowling alley TVs when you get a strike.
Larry
It is.
Brady
Oh, you got it in.
Larry
I don't know if it's got any audio yet.
Brady
Yeah, it's a. It's a weird, like, cyber panther. It just scratches the screen and does an X. It does look like a kickass bowling strike. I thought it was.
Cody
Last one. He paid $44 billion for this, right?
Brady
Not for that. I know, but when I had that lunch with that astrophysicist, I realized he can't talk to people.
Larry
And it's not continually frustrating for him to talk to me.
Brady
He's sitting there looking at me going, I gotta be. I gotta dumb down everything just to get my point across to him. So if you were to talk to Elon Musk, they would have conversations, and I'd be like, dorks. Because it would be words that are crazy. This guy tried to explain things to me, and his eyes would roll and he goes, how do I say? It was like a different language. And I realized, oh, you're extraordinary and I'm not. So this is hard for you to try to talk to me and be normal. And then when I talked to him about basic everyday stuff, he was clueless. He wasn't interested in that. So the interaction was odd.
Cody
Elon Musk, supermodel.
Brady
Well, no.
Cody
You can talk all day long, by the way.
Brady
If you have a billion dollars, it doesn't matter if you're retarded or smart. It doesn't matter at all. The supermodels show up, you're an astrophysicist. It's the IT guys, and everybody's up. They don't know how to talk to you as a normal human being.
Larry
And the supermodels ain't showing up. He's not that. She's a dog, but Briggs isn't anything to.
Brady
She's all right.
Larry
Yeah.
Brady
He could have done better with this. Yeah, he's not interested. Our guy's David, the engineer here, who's just solely and totally interested in making electronic things work. He has no interest in your family life or things you talk about day to day.
Larry
Coffee and electronics.
Brady
That's it. The man likes coffee. And then he just stares at lights and beeps and buzzes. He can't interact normally. He's not normal. Smarter than you.
Larry
Brett's the only one in the room that can talk to him.
Brady
Can you?
Larry
Yeah, he does, kinda.
Brady
Yeah. But when he gets going, it's like oh, yeah. Then I just.
John Holmberg
Then my eyes glaze over.
Brady
Yeah, Brady just pretends to sleep when he's around. Oh, there's that guy. He'll buy it. He'll buy it. Brady, that big exclamation point on your computer screen? That's not good. Didn't notice it.
Cody
Hulk Hogan and a friend helped rescue a 17 year old woman from a overturned car on the highway in Tampa.
Brady
Nice. That's who you want pulling over next to you if your car's on the top.
Cody
Yeah, the airbag deployed. I got her seatbelt undone and. Sounds like she's gonna be okay.
Brady
Yeah, if you wanted like the Mr. Olympia on a bus and they're going from event to event and your car turns over. But that would be an awesome.
Cody
Don't worry, little sister.
Brady
We'll get you out. Nice stroke of luck. And we're gonna flip the car onto its wheels now.
Cody
Did you say whose body was.
Brady
All of his friends are out there.
Larry
Oh, it has to be. Has to be all of them.
Brady
Can you lift what the rock is lifting?
John Holmberg
Let's do this, brother.
Brady
Bunch of professional wrestlers flipped my car over. Think it's hard to believe that frogman stole that girl? You're not gonna believe what happened to me, honey. Hulk Hogan flipped my car over. Are you banging Hulk Hogan?
Cody
TLC is rolling out a new reality show called MILF Manor, where eight older women.
Brady
Brace yourself.
Cody
Look for the love of younger guys. Here's the twist. The eight MILFs have their eight sons on the island. Each have a shot at each other.
Brady
So there's. There's seven milfs.
Cody
Eight mils.
Brady
Well, I know. I'm saying seven of them will not be related to.
Cody
Correct.
Brady
Like. Like they have seven choices. Each one. Correct. Each one has seven choices. Was this filmed in Apach Junction or something? I mean. Oh, and what if you discovered that the best one's yours.
Cody
You're winning money.
Brady
No, no, no, no. I'm saying, like, your son is the one you're like. I think I like him the most. Oh.
Cody
Or you get. Or one of them gets jealous, Right?
Brady
Yeah. Oh, God.
Cody
Milf Manor hits TLC on January 15th.
Brady
And these women, their faces are they. Sid and Marty Croft had better, more realistic puppets than these ladies and.
Cody
The mental illness that's going to.
Brady
The funny thing is, in the preview, you can see, oh, she needs a lot of help. She's. She's not comfortable with herself at all. It's weird.
Cody
Not every one of them, but most of them were talking about how their libido, the One mentioned that, but they're.
Brady
Like, oh, I have sex drive. You can't imagine. I have a libido. Yeah. Is that why you're divorced 48 and alone and on.
Cody
Ask your ex husband.
Brady
Let's ask your ex husband about your. Your. Your insatiable desire for sex. Because I'm guessing you're trying to talk yourself into that more than you are. Actually, that. Oh, my Libido's on stuff 14, 15 times a day. Huh. Huh. I have to wonder if that's true or not because there's an ex husband out there. Probably got a different story. Not a lot of guys I meet in their 50s turn and go, I just. I divorced her because the sex was just. It was non stop. It was getting in the way of eating.
Cody
Paparazzi caught up with Gary Busey the other day. He was in Malibu. Picked a bush over there on the side of the road and whipped it.
Brady
Out and started while they were filming him.
Cody
Yeah. Then he turns around and just gives.
Brady
Me a little smile. When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Cody
It gets even better, Brady.
Brady
My back teeth were floating. Yeah, I'm dressed for it. I'm dressed like a guy who pisses outside.
Cody
Ate so many corn nuts yet again.
Brady
I still love that. Paparazzi says, there's Gary Busey. Like, they would go, oh, let's go the other way. Hey, guys, look at me. Oh, Gary Busey wants us to take his picture.
Cody
Like, don't care.
Brady
Hey, look it. What do I have to do to get on tmz? Where's a guy got to take a huge public? Have Harvey Levin talk about him, John Holmberg's morning sickness.
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Larry
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Cody
From Amco and Wayne.
Brady
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Cody
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Brady
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Cody
What can I do about that, Larry?
Brady
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Wayne
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Brady
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Cody
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Brady
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Cody
DC was more popular than Marvel in 2022. On Pornhub, Harley Quinn was number one.
Brady
They've got the best. I kind of noticed that actually. Did you see that on there? I did some Harley Quinn's. Oh my God. There's a couple Harley Quinn's in porn that aren't bad.
Cody
Star wars number two.
Brady
I saw one stuck under a couch. That's pretty great. Black Widow was dressed as Harley Quinn and she was doing this thing with furniture and she moved the couch. Well, she'd kind of jammed between that and a wall and some guy came to help her and took her pants off. It's like the weirdest porn ever. But I'm so into it. Like girls so stupid. They get stuck doing housework and they like, they'll do. I pick up a penny on the ground and then they can't figure out how to get out from under the counter. And then some guy comes up and go, oh, help. He just bangs her.
Cody
Black Widow was in the top five. Wonder Woman, Sonic porn, the Hedgehog without Ron Jeremy.
John Holmberg
All right.
Cody
Yeah, it's the hedgehog.
Brady
Well, that's Ron Jeremy. Though maybe it does have something to do with him. Maybe they just sped up Ron Jeremy's tapes.
Cody
Catwoman number seven, Avengers.
Brady
I don't either. I don't know. It just looks like cartoon stuff.
John Holmberg
Like.
Brady
Yeah, people are into that. It's not like the cosplay thing. I mean, it's.
Cody
Or the anime.
Brady
Remember Larry, when Larry for a little while was starting to show me those cartoons of those giant canned ladies with penises and we were both kind of like, this is sort of hot. We couldn't figure out what was going on. But Sonic the Hedgehog sex is weird and very popular. Evidently you do. Larry's in. Yeah, give me. Hang on. Show me how Donkey Kong Jr was made. She's not swinging on vines. Those are not bananas. It's Rico Blaze. Oh, there is Donkey Kong porn. How about that? Where he actually bangs the princess.
Larry
Whoa, Princess Peach indeed.
Brady
Would Mario. Wow, look at that. That's just a hole in her pants. Would Mario want Her after the Kong has been inside of that.
Larry
Not a hole. John. Her shorts are down.
Brady
No, I guess. So what's with the color problem? Not sure. Orange. And that's like Curious George porn there. I think that's Donkey Kong Jr. Yeah.
Larry
Donkey Kong country, that is.
Brady
Well, how do they spell that? I guarantee you, if you're doing. There's a certain. Okay. Gigantic donkey Don. Wow. Yeah, I guarantee you. Damn. He. Look at. Brady is not even looking at the TVs.
Cody
No, I was just looking on the list of the other video and.
Brady
No, we found the one you want to look at, Brady. Don't worry about the rest of them avatars up there. Yeah, don't care about that.
Larry
Don't care.
Brady
Although. Any other ones. What is going on in that one, man? Look at that big veiny thing. That's like Simeon Pedophilia. That was something.
Cody
Every one of them had the incredible number 15.
Brady
Okay, go to the Incredibles. I got to see this plastic thing.
Larry
Oh, no.
Brady
The mom had quite a body in the Incredibles. Oh, this is bad. Geez. They're not messing around. It's immediate. There's no. Like. Google doesn't say. We think you meant. Look at that. What's it called? Incestables. Is not. I'm not watching Incestables.
Larry
Brother Sister porn. Come on.
Brady
Mom is so hot. Oh, my God, that's sexy. Turn it off. I like it. Oh, no. There she is. Getting finger prisoned. Oh, she's on the spit. Look, Larry, they got the Incredible mom on a spit.
Larry
Spit rotisserie.
Brady
Wow. Is that syndrome. Does she. No.
Cody
Jackson. What's his name? Freeze.
Brady
Yeah.
Cody
Or something like that.
Larry
Well, I'm glad our former artist friend John Hoffman went the right way.
Brady
Well, he did.
Larry
These guys that get fired from Pixar, is this what they do?
Brady
There's the daughter tied up.
Larry
Wow, man.
Brady
These people. We share these. We share the earth with these people.
Larry
There's Frozone. You asked about it.
Brady
Is there Frozone? Is there Call of Duty porn? Oh, like, what would that be? That's gotta be right, huh? I think so.
Larry
There it is.
Brady
Ton of it. There's a ton of it. Wow.
Cody
Yep.
Brady
This one.
Cody
I gotta go.
Brady
She's got a gun to her head.
Larry
Nico. Oh, wrong.
Brady
No, there's gone. Guarantee you there's the awesome GTA porn. Oh, my God, Brady. Look what you've started.
Cody
Just giving you the list.
Brady
Yeah, we're taking it and running, man. Well done.
Larry
Oh, yeah.
Brady
Wow, there's actual. Holy cow. That's pretty good. Too. All right, I got my day planned.
Larry
There he is.
Brady
Is that Trevor?
Larry
That is.
Brady
Oh, that is. That's Nico.
Larry
No, that's Nico.
Brady
Yeah. Oh my goodness. All right, I'm in. Thanks, Brady, for that. Brady gave you guys all that.
Cody
Happy holidays, Kirby.
Brady
Your daddy told me about it.
Cody
I did.
Brady
I did not. I was just reading a list.
Cody
Final one is the Sopranos celebrating its 25th anniversary with a special collection available for streaming on Max. In addition to all six seasons, there are also 15 deleted scenes including three that have never been released and over five hours of behind the scenes footage.
Larry
I'll see you guys later.
Brady
I gotta go too. Is this out now? Sign off?
Cody
Sounds like it.
Brady
How did Toledo miss this?
Cody
On Thursday, there will be a family reunion fan screening only in Los Angeles and New York. Man, they'll have Sopranos themed snacks and trivia. The other thing that LA and New York are getting a Sopranos inspired Italian sandwich available through Postmates.
Brady
I'll be watching that with you, Brad. Oh yeah. That's going to be awesome. All right, we're all done. Arizona's most powerful rock media station. He said fully erect 98K.
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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Best of HMS Podcasts (January 1, 2025)
Hosted by John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo
The episode kicks off with John Holmberg sharing the latest comedy shows across Arizona, ensuring listeners are up-to-date with local entertainment options.
John Holmberg [00:00]: "Get out to the Tempe Improv on the east side to see Paul Versey on Thursday and Beth Stelling Friday, Saturday and Sunday."
He provides detailed information on venues like Tempe Improv, Desert Ridge Improv, and Stand Up Live, encouraging fans to catch performances by comedians such as Paul Versey, Beth Stelling, Sarah Weinschenk, Joe DeRosa, and Lil Rel.
A significant portion of the episode delves into the backlash Elon Musk faced for his animated panther video promoting Twitter.
Cody [01:40]: "Elon Musk got roasted yesterday for his animated panther video he posted to Hype X. Yeah, hilarious."
The team discusses the mixed reactions from the public, including humorous comparisons and criticisms of Musk's taste.
Brady [01:58]: "He's gonna be afraid by things and he's also got a brain you can't imagine. So of course he's gonna come across sometimes as a douche or as a little bit different..."
Brady emphasizes Musk's unique personality traits, suggesting that his unconventional approach often leads to public misunderstandings.
Cody [06:01]: "Black Widow was dressed as Harley Quinn and she was doing this thing with furniture and she moved the couch. Well, she'd kind of jammed between that and a wall and some guy came to help her and took her pants off. It's like the weirdest porn ever."
This segment highlights the broader cultural impact of Musk's promotions and how they intersect with popular media narratives.
The hosts shift focus to a heartwarming story involving Hulk Hogan.
Cody [04:22]: "Hulk Hogan and a friend helped rescue a 17-year-old woman from an overturned car on the highway in Tampa."
Brady lauds Hogan's actions, playfully suggesting that having such a legendary wrestler nearby in emergencies would be both reassuring and entertaining.
Brady [04:29]: "Nice. That's who you want pulling over next to you if your car's on the top."
The discussion underscores the unexpected yet commendable ways celebrities can make a positive impact in real-life situations.
The conversation takes a humorous turn as the hosts explore TLC's latest reality TV venture.
Cody [05:12]: "TLC is rolling out a new reality show called MILF Manor, where eight older women look for the love of younger guys."
Brady critiques the show's premise, questioning its intentions and the portrayal of the participants.
Brady [05:34]: "There's seven milfs. Eight milfs have their eight sons on the island. Each have a shot at each other."
The segment delves into the potential dynamics and controversies that "MILF Manor" might stir among viewers and participants alike.
The hosts share a scandalous yet amusing incident involving actor Gary Busey.
Cody [07:16]: "Paparazzi caught up with Gary Busey the other day. He was in Malibu, picked a bush on the side of the road, and whipped it."
Brady humorously comments on Busey's lack of concern for his public image, highlighting the actor's eccentric behavior.
Brady [07:23]: "Yeah. Then he turns around and just gives me a little smile. When you gotta go, you gotta go."
This light-hearted discussion showcases the unpredictable nature of celebrity actions and their capture by media.
In a surprising twist, Cody reveals that DC Comics franchises outperformed Marvel on Pornhub in 2022.
Cody [09:15]: "DC was more popular than Marvel in 2022. On Pornhub, Harley Quinn was number one."
Brady and Larry engage in a comedic analysis of various superhero-themed adult content, touching on characters like Harley Quinn, Black Widow, Sonic the Hedgehog, and the Incredibles.
Brady [10:34]: "Remember Larry, when Larry for a little while was starting to show me those cartoons of those giant canned ladies with penises and we were both kind of like, this is sort of hot."
The discussion highlights the intersection of mainstream pop culture and adult entertainment, offering listeners a humorous take on unexpected trends.
Wrapping up the content segments, Brady and Cody discuss the milestone anniversary of the iconic TV series, "The Sopranos."
Cody [14:57]: "Final one is the Sopranos celebrating its 25th anniversary with a special collection available for streaming on Max."
They explore the special features included in the collection, such as deleted scenes and behind-the-scenes footage, and mention exclusive fan events in Los Angeles and New York.
Cody [15:25]: "On Thursday, there will be a family reunion fan screening only in Los Angeles and New York."
The hosts express excitement for fans eagerly anticipating the anniversary celebrations and the opportunity to relive classic moments from the series.
Throughout this "Best of" episode, John Holmberg and his team navigate a diverse array of topics, blending humor with insightful commentary. From celebrity antics and reality TV ventures to surprising trends in adult entertainment and celebrated TV anniversaries, the episode offers a comprehensive and entertaining recap for both loyal listeners and newcomers alike.
Notable Quotes:
John Holmberg [00:00]: "Get out to the Tempe Improv on the east side to see Paul Versey on Thursday and Beth Stelling Friday, Saturday and Sunday."
Brady [01:58]: "He's gonna be afraid by things and he's also got a brain you can't imagine. So of course he's gonna come across sometimes as a douche or as a little bit different..."
Cody [05:12]: "TLC is rolling out a new reality show called MILF Manor, where eight older women look for the love of younger guys."
Brady [10:34]: "Remember Larry, when Larry for a little while was starting to show me those cartoons of those giant canned ladies with penises and we were both kind of like, this is sort of hot."
Cody [14:57]: "Final one is the Sopranos celebrating its 25th anniversary with a special collection available for streaming on Max."
For more episodes and updates, tune in to 98 KUPD (97.9FM), the 98KUPD app, or visit www.98kupd.com.