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Brady
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Holmberg
It's good to be on top, isn't it?
Eric
Yeah.
Holmberg
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Brady
Brady, I don't know about you, but there's I. And to anybody listening out there who's always thought I want to join the clan, but I'm a black homosexual Jew. I like what they stand for, but because I'm a black homosexual Jew, I struggle with the idea of I don't think I'm allowed in. Well, those days are over. Thank God. The Klan has opened the door. All are welcome to blacks, gays and Jews.
John
Wait a minute, didn't Dave Chappelle do this?
Brady
I know, it's a sketch from Chappelle. It's a real thing. White supremacist organization is notorious for their, of course, being a little homophobic. I would say that's safe, right? Oh, a little. A touch racist. Perhaps someone would, someone would accused him of that. You know, it was the lynchings that kind of gave it away that they didn't like black people. But the Klan is now looking to diversify and increase membership. So they've decided to include Jews, blacks and homosexuals.
John
Wow, this is a chief double down situation.
Brady
I know. And those of Hispanic, who's gonna trust this? And Hispanic people too. They're rebranding themselves the new Klan. All wanting to join the right wing group will still have to wear the robes. They're still wearing the gear.
John
But what's their thing?
Eric
They convert to their theology.
Brady
Basically, this is the thing their deal is. The rebranded organization called the Rocky Mountain Knights claims to stand for a strong America and not irrational hatred. So rational hatred, which by the way, I'm all for, but I think you need to start an entirely new group with new uniforms because I don't think you're gonna get a lot of black people to come to your website. We used to hate the blacks. Now we just hate all assholes. So it doesn't matter what color they are, which is a step in the right direction for the clan. And I can get behind a group progress that's for a new America and not irrational hatred.
John
What constitutes an asshole?
Brady
That's the problem. You got to have a guy determining who is the a hole and who's.
John
In there all hating me, I guess.
Brady
Well, that's something.
Dick Toledo
You need a bill of asshole.
Brady
Yeah, this is something.
Eric
Is this a break off from the clan? Because the Rocky Mountain, it's.
Brady
It's.
Eric
It's kind of like the, you know, the fundamental Mormon where they're in the polygamy and it's the same as church.
Brady
Little things you didn't like, but you're going to keep the Jesus. So you just hear the rules. Yeah. Still wear the uniform. You still have the cross. Basically, it's the same thing. It's the same as the Pope saying, let's let gays in. Let's do this. It's the thing where it's like, for years and years you've been against this. Now all of a sudden you act like you're not. That's what they're.
Eric
The Knights in Jackson, Ohio, are like, what? No.
Brady
Right? Yes, yes. Because they're similar names and things like that. But, you know, maybe some more festive clothes now that you got some gays in there. The robes can get a little more creative. So if you are a gay or a black or a Jew or a Hispanic, you've always thought, man, that clan's onto something. If they'd only let me in. Now's your chance. It's available to you.
Eric
And your friends just have two letters of recommendation, right?
Brady
They don't hate. And I like that, though they're not hating with such a narrow scope. They're hating like I hate with just this wide. I even text you yesterday, I hate so many people. Because you and I were talking about something and the person we were talking about was driving me nuts. I'm like, my God, just realized I have to put him in a pile of people I hate. I hate so many people, it's ridiculous. And I think I'm like most Americans where you just. You look around your office and make that face. Ugh, I hate that guy, too. How many people here do I hate? Look around your office. Today and say and wonder and count. Keep a running tally of the people you can't stand at work. It's ridiculous if People you have to deal with every day. You're like, oh, I just can't. I guarantee everybody's got at least two every day. At least. That's what I'm saying. Even the nicest person's like, ugh. 2. Heck, Brady even does it. I won't. I won't name names. But Brady's got a company he doesn't want to deal with. Rolodex right now. Johnny just looks at phone content. Even Brady texting me about people he hates. He has it, too. And he don't make that face. Less time with it is intolerance. That's hate.
Eric
Not like.
Brady
Yeah, that's not like you got the.
John
So he texted you the names? The actual names.
Brady
Oh, I.
John
Blackmail.
Brady
He's got my list, loads of it. I'm like Jared's wife.
Dick Toledo
It was on the phone yesterday, wasn't it?
Brady
I got one on the phone yesterday. I got another text yesterday afternoon. Wow.
John
You hold on to that.
Brady
Oh, I've got them all. But Brady won't ever use the word hate. But that's what it is. He's just too, you know, afraid of the word hate. You hate people. Not all the doorframe.
Eric
Tolerate. That's not really being hateful.
Dick Toledo
And hatred are two different things.
Brady
You tolerate people you hate. That's what you just said. I tolerate someone I hate. So I guess I don't hate.
Eric
No, I try not to hate anybody.
Brady
But you do.
Eric
Some make the cut.
Brady
Yeah, exactly. So you can. Everybody tries not to hate people, but some people are just hateful, I don't think.
Eric
No, I think there's some.
Brady
Yeah, No, I, I. Oh, no, I.
Eric
Think there's some that go out of their way looking for.
Brady
My rule is you're all. Until you prove me wrong. And. And you should feel the same about me.
Dick Toledo
Yeah.
Brady
That way you're never, like, bothered or disappointed when you end up hating them. I really didn't want to hate this guy, but I do. Hate is a huge weapon. It's great stuff. Ride the dick up. Hate. But you do, too. You hate people. You just won't say, I hate that guy. You're like Ned Flanders when he finally had to turn to his wife Ma, and say, mahdi. I hate Homer Simpson. The whole thing went crazy because he finally said it. He couldn't. He tolerated him and tolerated him until he just couldn't take him. I think I hate that guy. I Think I absolutely hate him. You don't want to do that because you got love in your heart. You've been told you do at least. But I know one guy you don't like. I know at least two that I could say I probably put in that category. We all have.
Eric
Sure.
John
The dwarf. The dorf.
Dick Toledo
The dwarf.
Brady
Brady hates the dwarf. He won't say so. He hates the dwarf. I don't see you calling the dorf going, hey, buddy, let's make amends now.
Eric
That doesn't mean I hate him. Yes, it does, because I'm not hanging.
Brady
Around the guy Avoiding someone due to their personality at all costs is hating them. His Brady avoiding someone due to their personality at all costs is.
Eric
I don't avoid the door.
Brady
You true what you do.
Eric
Nothing. I don't go out of my way to avoid the door.
Brady
You do.
Eric
If I run into him, you walk away.
Brady
Oh, great. There's the door.
Dick Toledo
Hold on a second. If you knew ahead of time he was going to be somewhere that you were going to be.
Brady
Right? You. Not a tennis thing.
Eric
Right.
Brady
Yeah, but if the dorf in you, would I go? You would not.
Dick Toledo
You would not.
Brady
Hosted by Andy the Dorf. Dorfman.
Dick Toledo
Yeah.
Brady
Are you still going?
Eric
I'm busy.
Dick Toledo
Exactly.
Brady
And it's because you hate Andy the door.
Dick Toledo
Adventure. Adventure. Guess that if you were at Porkopolis and somebody rang you up and said, hey, you're. You're hate guys here.
Brady
Yeah. You'd stay away.
Eric
Nope. I'm going.
Dick Toledo
No, you win.
Eric
I would go. Oh, yeah.
Brady
You hear the collective eye roll across Phoenix?
Eric
Yeah, I do.
Brady
I do.
Eric
I see it.
Brady
You're capable of hate. Jesus, Junior. You sure you can? I know, but just say it. I don't like that guy. I hate that guy. That guy's.
Eric
I know. I try not.
Brady
Of course you try not to. But you still do it, so it doesn't mean you're succeeding just because you say, I try not to. You still hate people.
Dick Toledo
I try things every day.
Brady
I try not to masturbate when we have company. Sometimes I fail.
Holmberg
Holmberg.
Eric
Morning sickness.
Holmberg
UPD Holg's morning sickness.
Eric
I've been pretty good on that one.
Brady
Yeah. I have to be more honest.
John
That's impressive. Yeah, man.
Brady
Ah, crap. Are we eating dinner?
Eric
Damn it.
Brady
Sorry, Mom. Sorry about that. Son of a bitch.
Eric
Good meatloaf, Mom.
Brady
It's Christmas. Such a jolly time.
John
Look at all the stress. I gotta get it out.
Brady
It's a year's worth. John, you're doing it. Oh, sorry about that. What's all over my potatoes. Grandma, don't eat those.
Eric
The butter's white.
Brady
No, no, no, no. Let's have this. Give me that.
Eric
Whatever you do, don't make John Stroganoff.
Brady
But that's not a bad idea. The, you know, the clan changing their ways, just a break off and saying, look, we're not. We're not limiting our. That's a big step. We're not limiting our hate to race anymore.
John
I'm not buying it.
Brady
I'm not either. If I was black.
Eric
You're no longer the clan.
Brady
That little group isn't. But they still adhere to all the clans parts. You know, they're like the west pad.
Eric
They're squids.
Brady
You don't. You don't think they're legit?
Eric
The clans would think originally, like, yeah.
Brady
That'S not a clan, but higher membership.
John
They're breaking off into sections. Like the church.
Brady
Like the church. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, you know, they're the Lutherans and we still dig the cross and the dude on it.
Eric
But fundamental clan.
Brady
I don't like all your rules. So we're changing a couple of them. They've opened the door to a wider membership. Now what they screwed up on is the same uniform. You can't wear the same uniform if you're gonna change up. You can say we have the basic principles of the plan or we hate people who we hate, but it isn't by race anymore. I fell for a story yesterday. It turned out to be fake because it seems. It seems pretty close to being real. Where black guys started their own Klan group in South Chicago because they're tired of all the people that are getting shot. They're taking their streets back. We're. I hate black people. There's like eight or nine black guys that hated them and they did this big story. I'm like, holy cow. It seems real, though. It seems like what's going on in Chicago. It seems like that's kind of a good idea. Black clan group.
John
Speaking of real fake, where did you get your story?
Brady
Daily News. It's a real site. Daily News. Daily News uk. Yeah, the real site. I checked it.
John
England.
Brady
Yeah, I know. They do a lot of news around here, though. Daily mail. I'm sorry, DailyMail.com this is an English one. Daily Mail. Yeah, it is.co.uk yeah, it's a real deal now. I would not, however, not sure how.
Eric
High the membership is, but they're starting this deal.
Brady
I would not. I would not. I certainly, if I was black, wouldn't be first in line to say I really like what you guys are doing. I'm joining. It could be a trap. They might have just gotten lazy and are trying to bring all the people of color to them so they don't have to go looking anymore. So be aware. But hey, a step in the right direction. Let's not hate by race. Let's hate for reasons like Brady hates personality. It's true. You can't tolerate some people and that's hate. Intolerance is hate. I'm with you. You should hate him. Oh, what's that? Oh, he's got a trap. It's a trap. Yeah, he's got his little Star wars thing. Sorry, I'm a nerd. That's true. No, it's true. If that guy was Admiral Akbar was right. My name is Jamal and I'd like to join your little clan. It's a trap. Why is Tori Spelling yelling that it's a trap? I'm not Tori Spelling. It's a trap. But your eyes are the same as Tori. Stop talking about Tori Spelling. Leave me. Bro. That'd be great to hear Admiral Ackbar say that.
Eric
Awesome.
Brady
There's a weakness in the Death Star here. Wait a minute. Hold on a tick. Why is that guy here? Get out, Negro. It was a different time as a long time ago. And maybe Eric will have sign ups for his now. All inclusive clan memberships. Yes, why not? You hate. Sure, let's do this.
John
I'll just pass on the information to him. There you go guys.
Eric
That's all you do.
Dick Toledo
It's like contactless.
Brady
Yeah, I know you're Mexican. This might hit you like a ton of bricks but the Klan is now accepting it.
John
Write your name and phone number down and I'll pass along.
Eric
There's a new clan in town.
Brady
Yeah, there is. It's about time they made that swap. Good move. It's a great move. That was Martin Luther King's dream. Black people and white people holding hands hating assholes together. Despite didn't they don't see color anymore. They just see dickheads. Dammit. It's about time.
Dick Toledo
You can't rinse that color thing away from.
Brady
No. It's kind of a bloody history.
John
Yeah.
Eric
Yeah.
Brady
But I think I might be for the lynching of dickheads. I think I'm pretty much. I don't think I was a dickhead. Anyway. I think that's kind of a. I got no issue with that. Just depends on how far they take it. Eric. What he got on the big board of musical Treats.
Dick Toledo
First off, have you seen Pill Cosby?
Brady
Yeah. Bill Cosby's pretty solid. If you haven't seen it, they've got Bill Cosby's head on Morpheus's body, asking if you want the red pill or the blue pill. And it's going around the Internet like crazy. And it's pretty accurate. You see the lady who. You know the deposition that came out, bill Cosby under oath kind of thing, that went on and on and on, but they released little statements like, did you buy the Quaaludes to have sex with women? Yes. Did you use the Quaaludes on this particular night to have sex with this lady? Yes. And all the admissions that, yes, this is what I do. It's why I buy the Quaaludes and everything else. Now, the lady who took the hush money wants the whole thing released by the judge because there's more. Because she's like, you're gonna find out later that he paid us. He admits to that in there. Now, her. Her silence.
Dick Toledo
I was gonna say, doesn't that take away a little bit?
Brady
She's risking it there.
Eric
Right.
Brady
Because she got paid to shut up. She's got that clause in the deal to say, if you take this money, you can't write a book. You can never talk about this. I've admitted it all gets washed away.
Eric
Is that perjury?
Brady
I mean, I don't know. It's wildly.
Eric
Isn't it breaking the law?
Brady
She has to give the money back.
Dick Toledo
It's not breaking the law, but it's.
Brady
No, but she. Because she loses the deal and she can be sued. Right?
Dick Toledo
That's it. She opens herself up to a civil suit.
Brady
Yeah. She can. Well, that and the fact. Well, then again, almost worth the risk at this point, because if Bill Cosby sues you to keep quiet, it looks worse.
Dick Toledo
It all comes out.
Brady
Yeah. And then. Yeah. So he doesn't want to, but he's right.
Eric
You're gonna have to. You know, that's the thing that you'll have to do.
Brady
So she's trying to get the judge to release the entire deal because she's like, you'll see in there that he offered us money. And she goes, and now that I've seen that there's 42 women with the same exact story, I think it's time that we all knew that my case was not unique.
Eric
But there was two or three others that took money, Right?
Brady
I think it was two for sure. I don't remember something like that. There were a couple for sure, but Bottom line, they took the money because they thought, wow, this is. I don't want to get into a big hella blue. Suing Bill Cosby doing this. I think, you know, he did something. Yeah. She's like, he did something awful to me. They weren't sure that it went 40 people deep at that point. So she's like, I don't want to be the face of.
Eric
Hopefully he's learned his lesson and stop.
Brady
She didn't want to be the one that was like. So he offered her a big, hey, look. I'd take a punch in the trunks from Bill Cosby. Knocked out on my. It's like going to the dentist and having them knock you out. And you wake up with, you know, all the work's done. It's like, all right. And then you get a check at the end. That sounds great. I don't know.
Eric
You wake up with a dentist sucking your toes.
Brady
Yeah, it would be a little weird, but if he writes me a big fat check at the end, I'm not above it, hopefully.
Dick Toledo
Especially your dentist.
Brady
Yeah.
John
You're awesome.
Brady
My dentist does it. Forget about it. I go back, I'd be knocking teeth out every day. I did it again.
John
On top of you. You wake up kind of stunned.
Brady
The only thing missing is a hookah and, like, a tent. And then John Doherty. Dr. Doherty comes in. That would ruin everything. Solution. It's out of control now.
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: BEST OF HMS PODCASTS - March 12, 2025
Episode Highlight: "KKK Is Now Accepting Gays And Jews" originally aired in July 2015
Introduction
In this standout episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness (HMS), the 98 KUPD team's sharp wit and candid discussions take center stage as they delve into the controversial topic of the Ku Klux Klan (KKK) purportedly rebranding to become more inclusive. Hosted by John Holmberg, with insightful contributions from Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, the episode offers a blend of humor, skepticism, and critical analysis that keeps listeners both entertained and informed.
The Controversial Rebranding of the KKK
The conversation kicks off with Brady Bogen bringing up a startling claim: the KKK, traditionally known for its racist and exclusionary policies, is now opening its doors to marginalized groups, including gays, Jews, blacks, and Hispanics. At [00:53], Brady states:
“...the Klan has opened the door. All are welcome to blacks, gays and Jews.”
This assertion sets the tone for a heated debate among the hosts about the authenticity and implications of such a shift. John Holmberg questions the credibility of this transformation, prompting Brady to acknowledge the historical notoriety of the KKK and express skepticism about their genuine intentions.
Skepticism and Satire: Is This for Real?
John Holmberg references comedian Dave Chappelle’s satirical take on the KKK’s inclusivity, pondering whether this rebranding is another sketch rather than reality:
“Wait a minute, didn't Dave Chappelle do this?” [01:17]
Brady counters by affirming the seriousness of the matter, albeit with a hint of sarcasm, suggesting that while the KKK claims to stand for "a strong America and not irrational hatred," their past actions, such as lynchings, reveal a different story.
Defining Hate and Intolerance
The discussion deepens as the hosts navigate the complex definitions of hate and intolerance. At [02:38], Brady muses:
“You got to have a guy determining who is the a**hole and who's.”
This segues into a broader conversation about personal hatred versus societal intolerance, with Brady advocating for a more generalized disdain for people based on their personalities rather than inherent traits like race or sexuality. The hosts debate whether this broader categorization truly signifies progress or simply masks underlying prejudices.
Everyday Hatred: A Common Thread
The conversation takes a relatable turn as the hosts share their own experiences with disliking individuals in their daily lives. Brady emphasizes that everyone harbors some level of hatred, even if unspoken:
“Intolerance is hate. I'm with you. You should hate him.”
John Holmberg and Eric contribute by acknowledging that while they strive not to hate anyone, certain personalities inevitably lead to avoidance and discomfort, reinforcing the pervasive nature of intolerance in everyday interactions.
The Rocky Mountain Knights: Genuine or a Facade?
Brady introduces the rebranded KKK as the "Rocky Mountain Knights," questioning whether this new incarnation is a genuine attempt at inclusivity or merely a superficial facade. He speculates about the potential motives behind this shift, suggesting it could be a strategic move to broaden membership without addressing the group's foundational hateful ideology.
“They decided to include Jews, blacks and homosexuals.” [01:47]
This leads to a discussion about the practicality and sincerity of such a transformation, with the hosts expressing doubt that former KKK members would readily embrace significant changes to their core beliefs and practices.
Parallels and Cultural References
Throughout the episode, the hosts draw parallels between the KKK's actions and cultural phenomena. Brady likens the group's rebranding to the infamous "red pill or blue pill" choice from The Matrix, highlighting the manipulative undertones of forcing members into a predetermined narrative.
Additionally, references to popular culture, such as Admiral Ackbar's iconic line from Star Wars, inject humor and relatability into the serious discussion:
“Why is that guy here? Get out, Negro.” [12:32]
Legal Intricacies: The Bill Cosby Case
Transitioning topics, the hosts briefly touch upon the ongoing legal battles surrounding Bill Cosby. Dick Toledo introduces a segment about a viral image juxtaposing Bill Cosby’s head with Morpheus from The Matrix, sparking a lively debate on the implications of Cosby's legal strategies and the potential perjury involved in hush money agreements.
“She's trying to get the judge to release the entire deal because she's like, you'll see in there that he offered us money.” [14:53]
Brady critically examines the ethical and legal ramifications, suggesting that Cosby's attempts to silence accusers could backfire, leading to more widespread revelations.
Humor and Banter: The HMS Signature Style
True to HMS's format, the episode is peppered with humor and playful banter. Whether mocking the KKK's supposed new inclusivity or jesting about personal dislikes, the hosts maintain a light-hearted atmosphere despite the weighty topics. This balance ensures that the content remains engaging and accessible to a broad audience.
For instance, Brady humorously contemplates the logistics of joining the rebranded KKK:
“If you are a gay or a black or a Jew or a Hispanic, you've always thought, man, that clan's onto something. If they'd only let me in. Now's your chance. It's available to you.” [03:44]
Conclusion: A Critical Reflection on Hate and Inclusivity
In wrapping up the episode, the hosts reflect on the broader implications of hate and the challenges of fostering genuine inclusivity. They emphasize the importance of targeting specific behaviors and personalities rather than resorting to broad, discriminatory classifications based on race, sexuality, or religion.
“That's a big step. We're not limiting our hate to race anymore... Let's hate for reasons like Brady hates personality. It's true. You can't tolerate some people and that's hate.” [12:47]
This nuanced discussion encourages listeners to critically assess the nature of their prejudices and consider more constructive approaches to interpersonal conflicts.
Final Thoughts
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness masterfully navigates complex social issues with a blend of humor, skepticism, and insightful commentary. By dissecting the KKK's controversial rebranding and touching upon related societal themes, the hosts provide a thought-provoking exploration of hate, intolerance, and the quest for genuine inclusivity. Whether you're a regular listener or tuning in for the first time, this episode offers valuable perspectives and engaging dialogue that resonate well beyond the radio waves.