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Honestly Smartless
Hosted by Chelsea Turano & Dr. Lindsay Regehr · EN
Honestly Smartless is a weekly comedy podcast for women who are tired of being told to have it together. Dr. Lindsay Regehr and stand-up comedian Chelsea Turano cover relationships, men behaving badly, real life disasters, friendship, and the chaos of being a functioning adult with zero filter and too much honesty. If you love Trash Tuesday, Giggly Squad or Two Bears One Cave, this is your new obsession. New episodes every Monday.
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ASMR Bedtime Stories
5d ago00:35:29Tap to summarizeThirty days. Six dates. One thunderstorm. Chelsea finally spent the night and she's reporting back on everything. He had two candles going (one that sounds like a campfire), a playlist titled "Sex" that ChatGPT built for 49-year-olds, carried her to the bedroom, and woke up spooning until 9am. She went in sober so she could remember all of it. Then they went to Snooze for breakfast, ordered bacon cooked to their exact specifications, and shared strawberry shortcake pancakes. Chelsea is adored and she knows it. Plus he guy who keeps canceling and thinks he's testing her, Lindsay cries about the podcast and gets talked off the ledge, and a very important Motrin conversation.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube: Honestly Smartless
Transcribe →Memorial Day: Panic Attack at 6AM, a Child We Didn't Plan For & Sand in our Pants
2w ago00:15:31Tap to summarizeAt 11:30 Thursday night, someone said "pack your bags, we're going to Santa Fe" and somehow it worked. Chelsea and Lindsay recap their Memorial Day weekend road trip: a six-hour drive with a road trip game, a wet blanket who became a full participant once his best friend got involved, a last-minute room booking panic, a 7-year-old who didn't speak (lucky), five people nearly sharing one room, and Chelsea almost refusing to get out of the car at the sand dunes they drove hours to see. 513 photos taken, 511 of Chelsea, one perfectly edited photo that turned out to be the wrong person, and the new travel standard: an Amex black card concierge who plans everything so you don't have to think.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube: Honestly Smartless
Transcribe →Penis Pumps ft. Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard
3w ago01:18:45Tap to summarizeBobby Lee. Two makeouts. Front row. In front of everyone. Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay are joined by Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard — a Wisconsin podcast duo born out of steak nights, Leinenkugels, and too much free time during a pandemic. Dimples and Beard spent three nights at the Comedy Store in LA (8pm to 2am like absolute lunatics), walked away with a Bobby Lee makeout story, a Polly Shore hug on video, and a front-row review of Dane Cook's current state (verdict: rough). Why comedians are bad podcast guests, the penis pump bathtub ad read that got them dropped by a sponsor, getting ghosted by no-show guests, Chelsea's gold digging stand-up bit, how Lindsay and Chelsea got fired together from a chiropractor's office and never looked back, Dean's grandpa reveal, and why Wisconsin is apparently where values still live.Watch Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard on YouTubeSend us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube: Honestly Smartless
Transcribe →Cinco de Mayo, Cocaine Confetti & the Guy Who Still Uses "Magic Stick" in 2026
4w ago01:00:41Tap to summarizeA man offered Chelsea Aspen, Portugal and a yacht this summer. He is not younger or hotter, but Lindsay thinks she can get over that.Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay catch up on two weeks of chaos. -Two Friends EDM show at Red Rocks where they felt ancient and 16-year-old who came for them-Summer season situation where a well-connected older gentleman wants a plus one for every bougie event in Denver, except he knows her ex, her ex knows everyone in Denver, and no one will come near her because of it-New neighbor who is a retired tech millionaire, social work major, lives within walking distance, and had the audacity to be more attractive on the second date.-"Healer" at work told Lindsay she's a people pleaser with low self worth (she is not). -Cinco de Mayo group who did cocaine all over the bathroom, and one of them was crying because she had an abortion scheduled for noon the next daySend us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube: Honestly Smartless
Transcribe →Viral Cheer Dad, Latin Teacher & Full-Time Comedian: Jay Yoder Origin Story
May 400:45:44Tap to summarizeHe started comedy at 38, made $7 at his first show, framed it, and now women are running across ESPN Wide World of Sports screaming his name for a photo. Jay Yoder is that guy.Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay sit down with comedian, viral cheer dad, former Latin teacher, and all-around big deal Jay Yoder for a conversation that covers everything. -How he quit teaching after 21 years when the school refused to give him six days off-How a merch table rant at Cheer Nationals turned into 60,000 followers-Why his daughter Alicia, who is autistic, writes most of his best material without even tryingThey get into the ugly side of female comedy (being told to look uglier on stage), why retarded jokes are lazy and not funny, naked comedy shows in New York, the Venmo-first approach to hecklers, edibles at Red Rocks, Gilmore Girls in a haunted Indiana hotel, and why the universe starts delivering the second you stop making excuses.Also, his daughter's response to "if all your friends jumped off a bridge" is genuinely unwritable.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube: Honestly Smartless
Transcribe →Barbed Wire Condoms & Nipple Cover Injuries
Apr 2700:50:51Tap to summarizeVegas recap, a pickleball bronze medal, and a knee scrape that requires some explaining.Vegas girls trip included karaoke, a wig flying off mid-Bohemian Rhapsody, nipple covers that took a layer of skin with them, and the bathtub situation that nobody came out of unscathed. Venus Guard, an anti-sexual assault device with barbs that nobody can figure out how to remove, and why that's both genius and a massive problem.Red light yoga at CorePower is a money grab and a sensory nightmare, Lewis Hamilton only eats air and his body shows it, the best athlete physiques ranked, ear wax obsession (theirs and their dogs'), the neighbor showing up at work and getting deleted from the phone, and a friendship check-in about keeping the snark in check.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube: Honestly Smartless
Transcribe →Why I Gave my Dog a Hand Job
Apr 2000:40:57Tap to summarizeSeven bags of hidden dog treats. A dining room chair wedged under the bedroom door. A half-hour sensual dog massage that accomplished absolutely nothing. Just a normal week in Chelsea's house.Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay get into the full chaos of living with someone you don't trust. Secret treat stashes, the supplements that never get given, the "did you take your meds today" text that ends every argument and why leaving is never as simple as people make it sound. They also break down the Alex Cooper vs. Alex Earl situation, why Bethany Frankel needs to stop telling women to support each other, the looks-maxing influencer Clavicular, the golden handcuff trap of marrying rich at 19, and why making your own decisions is genuinely hard when you've never been allowed to.Lindsay is watching a pedo-adjacent TikTok movie nobody asked for and at the pet store over cried at a Bernese Mountain Dog puppy. We covered a lot of ground, so buckle up Then end. Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube: Honestly Smartless
Transcribe →Shitting Pants, Divorces & FLDS Cults
Apr 1300:48:33Tap to summarizeShe said "I do"… and then found his cheating texts. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay break down a real-life wedding that turned into a same-week divorce, have shiting your pants stories, and Chelsea has a personal connection the the FLDS and Warren Jeffs. Plus, parents sending a 3-page inheritance list, why red light therapy is a scam, smuggling mushroom capsules to Vegas, and Lindsay is being recruited for the FBI.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube: Honestly Smartless
Transcribe →The Masters: $6 Beers, No Phones, and Golf Villains with Josh Decker
Apr 900:24:30Tap to summarizeMasters 2026, golf villains, $6 beers & the challenge of going analogue at the Masters. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay sit down with Josh Decker, host of the Off the Deck Podcast, for a crash course on everything Masters week.Josh breaks down why Augusta National is unlike any sporting event on the planet, who the good guys and bad guys are on tour (yes, golf has villains), what's actually on the menu at the Champions Dinner, and his bold prediction for this year's winner. Plus, the green jacket rules, payphones on the course, and why firm and fast is better than soft and sloppy.Tune in Sunday at 3:30 PM on CBS. The end.🎙️ Follow Josh & Off the Deck Podcast wherever you listen. Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube: Honestly Smartless
Transcribe →First Date Wedgies, Meth Influencers, and Why the Algorithm Hates Us
Apr 600:42:38Tap to summarizeA listener went on a first date, had a great time, and got a wedgie at the end of the night. We told her to go on the second date. We break down the TikTok algorithm and why female comedy podcasters can't catch a break, the Instagram influencer charging $5.99 to analyze your face shape (Lindsay's an iron, obviously), and Clavicular telling men to smoke crystal meth for more energy.Plus: Tiger Woods and Trump, the moon mission's diversity casting, the pickleball Christian who cornered Lindsay for 20 minutes about having kids, parkour tag on ESPN Ocho, Olympic pickleball dreams, and a very exciting PR update.00:00 First Date Wedgie06:32 'Merica and Easter14:44 Influencers on Meth and more22:20 Family Matters26:38 Everyone Dies29:34 Childlessness by Choice40:16 Be Confident, not HumbleSend us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube: Honestly Smartless
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