Podcast
Honestly Smartless
Hosted by Chelsea Turano & Dr. Lindsay Regehr · EN
Honestly Smartless is a weekly comedy podcast for women who are tired of being told to have it together. Dr. Lindsay Regehr and stand-up comedian Chelsea Turano cover relationships, men behaving badly, real life disasters, friendship, and the chaos of being a functioning adult with zero filter and too much honesty. If you love Trash Tuesday, Giggly Squad or Two Bears One Cave, this is your new obsession. New episodes every Monday.
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How to Break Up in 5 Minutes
1w ago00:38:13Tap to summarizeHow to break up in 5 minutes:1. Start a podcast with your bestie 4 years ago2. Talk about every aspect of your life and your feelings and life decisions.3. Release the episode before you have a tough conversation with your husband not knowing he will listen to it.4. Take a 5 minute walk in the park with your husband - guess how it goes from there.Lindsay is feeling every emotion simultaneously, cried on the treadmill, and is figuring out laundry for the first time. Chelsea made the same bed ten times for a NASA sheets campaign and she wants to borrow the rubber ducky vibrator, but that seems wrong. And nobody in the Barbie Dream House is making dinner and everyone's thriving. Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube: Honestly Smartless
Transcribe →Nip Slips and Psychics
2w ago00:45:36Tap to summarizeA psychic, a nipple, and six days of radio silence. Lindsay takes her first solo vacation. The psychic says full-time podcaster by end of year and rich in three. All while she accidentally flashes her nipple in a reel. Chelsea gains 2,500 followers. Chelsea is embracing the UGC life, kinda. The Cyber house has a nature trail and no TV. Everyone's snowglobe is shaken up.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube: Honestly Smartless
Transcribe →My Therapist Said Stop Talking About Feelings
3w ago00:38:50Tap to summarizeLindsay just had her first therapy session, and it did not go the direction you'd expect. She's feeling a "solid friendship vibe" with her husb and her therapist says to shut down feelings and stick to facts. He called her in a time of need, Lindsay showed up with Chipotle, quietly packed her Nespresso machine into her purse, ate half his burrito while he was in the bathroom, and left. Meanwhile Cyber went quiet for three days and Chelsea and Lindsay confirmed the weird energy was real and they talked it out. Plus: living together quirks, the world's greatest closet, Chelsea doing laundry every three days whether you want her to or not, and what it actually feels like to be alone for the first time in your life. Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube: Honestly Smartless
Transcribe →[REPLAY] MAGA with Camel Toes
4w ago00:45:44Tap to summarizeCamel toe or moose knuckle? Should we infiltrate the MAGA influencers? WTF is up with Will Smith, and a fun game to play with your bestie.Chapters02:51 Parrots calling people P*ssies05:54 Lindsay doesn't know how to buy bread08:25 Camel Toe vs Moose Knuckle + Nipping Out11:19 Feminism and Piers Morgan16:22 MAGA Influencer Undercover Mission19:06 Fun Game: How Well Do We Know Each Other?22:48 Feng Shui for your Dead Dog23:44 We need more hobbies24:55 Chicken Tendies26:57 Financial Irresponsibility 28:47 Recycling is a Scam32:46 Who cares about body count?34:49 Lifestyle Contracts38:22 Will Smith's Career is spiraling 43:16 Diddy Trial: People still won't believe a womanSend us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube: Honestly Smartless
Transcribe →Midlife Crisis Meltdown
Jul 700:34:37Tap to summarizeBesties, we are NOT okay and we are LOVING it. This week Lindsay drops the bomb we did not see coming: she's having marriage issues and an identity crisis, she's moving out, and she is moving in with her partner in crime, Chelsea. Two dumb girls, one midlife crisis.We're talking 2am doorbell rings, "sad and poor" era, delusional manifestation, and the exact moment we both decided to blow our whole lives up on purpose. IGrab your ice cream and your emotional support bestie, because this one's a ride. Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube: Honestly Smartless
Transcribe →Salmon Jizz (REPLAY)
Jun 2900:47:21Tap to summarizeSpit or swallow? Eating babies, falling out of love, and get your butts checked.**ORIGINAL AIR DATE 02/16/2026***Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube: Honestly Smartless
Transcribe →Dating Advice From a Woman Who Tells Guys Her Credit Score on Date One
Jun 2200:36:28Tap to summarizeShe's moving out for real this time. After everything that went down with the roommate, Chelsea plays "reasons I'm excited to move out".Cyber updates, a guy who hit on both of them in the same week, a rodeo night gone sideways, a Nordstrom shoe-shopping disaster that ends in a stolen display model, and a Father's Day email from Chelsea's mom that lands a little too perfectly timed. Porn preference debate nobody asked for and dating advice from a friend who leads with her credit score. Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube: Honestly Smartless
Transcribe →Knicks in Five and Back Fat Rankings
Jun 1500:46:06Tap to summarizeKnicks are champions. Lindsay called her husband fat in the car and immediately got dropped off. And after a weekend that escalated into the kind of night nobody should have to have, Chelsea is officially moving out and no one's poking her in the chest at 4am ever again. Chelsea and Cyber are thriving, a girls' night got fully hijacked by work nerds, Johnny learned some hard lessons about reading the room, and a very important back fat taxonomy that no one asked for but everyone needed.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube: Honestly Smartless
Transcribe →Everything We Can't Talk About
Jun 800:31:29Tap to summarizeParrot earrings from a dead woman's jewelry box, a homemade NA Paloma recipe, and the hottest guy in Denver showing up at Chelseas's work. Chelsea and Lindsay get into the wannabe Christian influencer who prays over his wife's period on TikTok, the couple who exposed their best friend's cheating boyfriend on camera and lost every friend they had (plus got pregnant in the middle of it), the AI fruit soap opera that's somehow 30 episodes deep, and a full spoiler-filled recap of Friends and Neighbors season 2. Line dancing dates, the bed rot challenge, chess lessons via Duolingo, and why neither of them wants to hang out with anyone else ever again.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube: Honestly Smartless
Transcribe →ASMR Bedtime Stories
Jun 100:35:29Tap to summarizeThirty days. Six dates. One thunderstorm. Chelsea finally spent the night and she's reporting back on everything. He had two candles going (one that sounds like a campfire), a playlist titled "Sex" that ChatGPT built for 49-year-olds, carried her to the bedroom, and woke up spooning until 9am. She went in sober so she could remember all of it. Then they went to Snooze for breakfast, ordered bacon cooked to their exact specifications, and shared strawberry shortcake pancakes. Chelsea is adored and she knows it. Plus he guy who keeps canceling and thinks he's testing her, Lindsay cries about the podcast and gets talked off the ledge, and a very important Motrin conversation.Send us a textSupport the showLike, subscribe, and share with that one friend who needs a reason to laugh. Find us @honestlysmartless on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube.Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's TT: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube: Honestly Smartless
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