Podcast
Hoops Crew
Hosted by Frank Cervarich, Mary Catherine Curran, Chloe Mikala, Greg Twomey, and Matt Sparacino · EN
It's the best sports podcast that you've never heard of. Join Frank Cervarich, Mary Catherine Curran, Chloe Mikala, Greg Twomey, and Matt Sparacino every week as they break down all of the most important topics in the world of sports and beyond. Smash that play button and get in the zone!
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We Need to Talk About the Knicks (w/ Devin Mahoney!)
2w ago01:02:06Tap to summarizeWell, it happened. The Knicks are going to the NBA Finals for the first time in 27 years. So you know what that means - we had to get our resident Knicks fan, Devin Mahoney, back on the show! It's a Knicktacular episode, where we talk about KAT, adjustments, Mike Brown, and nicknames (shout out to Noodles). We also go hard on Harden, ole defense, and flopping. It's a Thai spicy episode you won't want to miss. Smash that play button and get on in here!
Transcribe →The Hat Man
3w ago00:54:44Tap to summarizeThere is a shadowy figure, veiled in the darkness, known only as The Hat Man. Join us to learn more about The Hat Man, as we recap the NBA playoffs so far. Plus, we say goodbye to the teams and players who have exited the playoffs, and discuss the Conference Finals. Will Matt apologize to James Harden? Will Chloe apologize to LeBron? Join us (and The Hat Man) to find out!
Transcribe →The 2026 NBA Lottery Spectacular
May 1000:39:46Tap to summarizeTo the future! Crack open a small beer and join Frank and Greg for a Sunday afternoon that will live in our memories for years to come. Happy Mother's Day, and thank you John Wall!
Transcribe →Project Hail Mary Catherine Curran
May 600:13:42Tap to summarizeFrank wakes up in a podcast studio with no recollection of who he is or how he got there. As his memory slowly returns, he soon discovers he must embark one of the greatest and most difficult missions in all of podcasting.
Transcribe →HOT DAMN - The Five Timer's Club with Debbie Crabbe and Eli EL
Apr 2901:12:12Tap to summarizeDebbie Crabbe and Eli EL join the Five Timer's Club on the Hoops Crew. Mary Catherine Curran, Chloe Mikala, Matt Sparacino, and Frank are all here to welcome them in. And we cover the important questions, like: Is Klay Thompson ugly? What will happen with KD and the Rockets? And what's the deal with Lenny Kravitz's dick? All of that and more on today's edition of the Hoops Crew.
Transcribe →The 4/20 Episode (w/ Debbie Crabbe and Eli EL!)
Apr 2100:55:28Tap to summarizeHello everyone and welcome to a very weedtastic episode! It's 4/20! We're all so high! We talk about basketball and playoffs and why Frank hates the Spurs and the play-in and other stuff! Puff puff podcast, dudes!
Transcribe →2026 NBA Playoff Preview Spectacular (w/ Debbie Crabbe and Eli EL!)
Apr 1401:03:47Tap to summarizeBegun, the playoffs have! It's the most wonderful time of the year: The NBA playoffs! Frank and Matt are joined again by guests Debbie Crabbe and Eli EL to talk all things NBA playoffs. We also welcome the new Mystics to DC and do lots of other fun stuff! Who reads these episode descriptions anyway! If you read this message, let me know and I'll pay you $10!
Transcribe →Cockamamie (w/ Eli EL and Debbie Crabbe!)
Apr 801:10:46Tap to summarizeWe're baaaaaack! Matt and Frank are joined by dear friends of the show Debbie Crabbe and Eli EL to talk about so many things! Among other things, we recap the women's NCAA finals, talk WNBA free agency, the Mystics, and the NBA playoffs. We also talk about Geno Auriemma being a total loser! PS. We've missed you.
Transcribe →The Big Game Big Recap Show
Feb 1100:52:04Tap to summarizeMC, Matt, and Frank join forces to break down every single play of this year's Super Bowl. We talk Kid Rock, Sarah Wilby's party, eating cans of soup, ginger quarterbacks, and so much more. We rank this year's game and halftime show, plus we take a look at the Pistons/Hornets brawl. But first...Pearl Jam!
Transcribe →2026 NBA Trade Deadline Spectacular
Feb 601:03:34Tap to summarizeWelcome to DC, Anthony Davis! This week MC, G2, Matt, and Frank break down all of the activity at the NBA trade deadline (especially the blockbuster trade sending AD to DC). That's right - we're talking pick swaps and dick swaps. Plus, we talk about the state of the Bulls, revisit the Goon Squad from Space Jam 2, and our Super Bowl picks! Stay through to the end of the episode for trade thoughts from Eli L, and a recording from a recent outing to Lakers v Wizards with friends of the show Jake Frelick, Aaron Bliden, and Chelsea Willis! Justice for G-Wiz!
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