Podcast
Hoops Crew
Hosted by Frank Cervarich, Mary Catherine Curran, Chloe Mikala, Greg Twomey, and Matt Sparacino · EN
It's the best sports podcast that you've never heard of. Join Frank Cervarich, Mary Catherine Curran, Chloe Mikala, Greg Twomey, and Matt Sparacino every week as they break down all of the most important topics in the world of sports and beyond. Smash that play button and get in the zone!
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The Future of the Wizards Starts Now: The 2026 NBA Draft
1w ago01:27:29Tap to summarizeWell, it's finally here. The night that we've all been waiting for. The 2026 NBA draft was on Tuesday, and Frank, Greg, Matt, and special guest Jake Frelick joined the show to talk about the future of our beloved Washington Wizards. We talk about the possible starting five next year, the Trae Young extension, the Giannis trade, and much more. Plus, we give an important update on the future of the show starting around 1:07:00. Thank you for listening. We love you.
Transcribe →The Power of Friendship: The Knicks Win the 2026 NBA Finals (w/ Devin Mahoney!)
2w ago01:15:01Tap to summarizeFrank, Greg, and Matt are joined by our resident Knicks fan Devin Mahoney to talk about one of the great NBA Finals in recent memory. The Knicks have won and it's a new day in New York City (aka the Big Apple). We talk about disappointed fathers, Jalen fucking Brunson, sacrificing for your team, and wonder what could be better in life than to be a cog in a beautiful machine. Plus, we rank the NBA Finals, and we do our Hoops Crew 10. Come join the parade!
Transcribe →The 2026 NBA Finals - We Don't Have Time to Talk About Snoke!
3w ago01:05:55Tap to summarizeHappy 69 Day! I hope you had a great one. We start this episode with our Trump superfan Greg Twomey, we discuss Dave Rubin, and introduce Matt to the idea of Jubilee. Frank also introduces Matt and Greg to the idea of getting horny on main. We also talk about DC celebrity row. Oh, and I guess we talk about the Spurs and the Knicks. It's a very educational episode and we hope you enjoy.
Transcribe →The 2026 NBA Finals Preview: Into the Shadows
4w ago01:00:25Tap to summarizeWell, it's here. Our final(s) episode. So you know what that means. We talk about Mandolorian & Grogu! We also talk about draft reform. We've got Birthday Boy Matt Sparacino in the house, plus A-list DC Actor Greg Twomey. We also talk about flopping, our current media ecosystem, and oh so much more. June is busting out all over, and this episode is sure to make you bust as well!
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We Need to Talk About the Knicks (w/ Devin Mahoney!)
May 2801:02:06Tap to summarizeWell, it happened. The Knicks are going to the NBA Finals for the first time in 27 years. So you know what that means - we had to get our resident Knicks fan, Devin Mahoney, back on the show! It's a Knicktacular episode, where we talk about KAT, adjustments, Mike Brown, and nicknames (shout out to Noodles). We also go hard on Harden, ole defense, and flopping. It's a Thai spicy episode you won't want to miss. Smash that play button and get on in here!
Transcribe →The Hat Man
May 1900:54:44Tap to summarizeThere is a shadowy figure, veiled in the darkness, known only as The Hat Man. Join us to learn more about The Hat Man, as we recap the NBA playoffs so far. Plus, we say goodbye to the teams and players who have exited the playoffs, and discuss the Conference Finals. Will Matt apologize to James Harden? Will Chloe apologize to LeBron? Join us (and The Hat Man) to find out!
Transcribe →The 2026 NBA Lottery Spectacular
May 1000:39:46Tap to summarizeTo the future! Crack open a small beer and join Frank and Greg for a Sunday afternoon that will live in our memories for years to come. Happy Mother's Day, and thank you John Wall!
Transcribe →Project Hail Mary Catherine Curran
May 600:13:42Tap to summarizeFrank wakes up in a podcast studio with no recollection of who he is or how he got there. As his memory slowly returns, he soon discovers he must embark one of the greatest and most difficult missions in all of podcasting.
Transcribe →HOT DAMN - The Five Timer's Club with Debbie Crabbe and Eli EL
Apr 2901:12:12Tap to summarizeDebbie Crabbe and Eli EL join the Five Timer's Club on the Hoops Crew. Mary Catherine Curran, Chloe Mikala, Matt Sparacino, and Frank are all here to welcome them in. And we cover the important questions, like: Is Klay Thompson ugly? What will happen with KD and the Rockets? And what's the deal with Lenny Kravitz's dick? All of that and more on today's edition of the Hoops Crew.
Transcribe →The 4/20 Episode (w/ Debbie Crabbe and Eli EL!)
Apr 2100:55:28Tap to summarizeHello everyone and welcome to a very weedtastic episode! It's 4/20! We're all so high! We talk about basketball and playoffs and why Frank hates the Spurs and the play-in and other stuff! Puff puff podcast, dudes!
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