48 Hour Summer Bucket List (ft. Earle Sisters) - Hot Mess

Podcast Summary: Hot Mess with Alix Earle
Episode: 48 Hour Summer Bucket List (ft. Earle Sisters)
Release Date: August 13, 2025

Introduction

In this lively episode of Hot Mess with Alix Earle, host Alix Earle teams up with her sisters to embark on an ambitious 48-hour summer bucket list challenge. With only three days to complete a series of fun and sometimes chaotic tasks, the Earle sisters navigate through a whirlwind of activities, sibling banter, and memorable moments. The episode captures the essence of sibling camaraderie and the unpredictability of attempting to rush a summer anew.

Planning the Bucket List

The episode kicks off with Alix expressing her frustration over a previous unsuccessful attempt to complete a bucket list with her sister, Isabelle. Determined to make the most of their time, Alix proposes creating a new bucket list to accomplish in just three days.

Alix (00:00:00): "Earlier in the summer, I wanted to make a bucket list with Isabelle. She made one with her friend, and I see that not one single thing is checked off of it. So I was like, this is sad. Summer's over in a month."

The sisters set the stage for their weekend getaway in Jersey, emphasizing the tight timeline they have to complete their list.

Isabelle (00:00:40): "We have three days to complete a summer bucket list."

Key Points:

Establishing the challenge: 48 hours to complete a summer bucket list.
Setting goals and expectations for the weekend.

Embarking on the Jersey Adventure

Upon arriving in Jersey, the sisters dive straight into their planned activities. Their first mission: a family boat day, which aligns perfectly with their summer bucket list theme.

Alix (00:02:30): "We decided we're going to do a family boat day because very nice out today and that feels like a very summer bucket list thing to do."

Their humorous attempts to match outfits and playful teasing set a lighthearted tone for the adventure.

Alix (00:01:15): "I think I look insane right now. Like, you look like you're shooting a classy campaign and I look like I'm going to hang from the bars and take tequila shots."

Key Points:

Family boat day as the first activity.
Sibling dynamics and playful interactions.
Setting the mood with music and excitement.

Fun and Fumbles on the Water

The boat trip is filled with typical summer fun but also moments of chaos, showcasing the sisters' resilience and humor.

Isabelle (00:05:00): "I've never seen this. It literally can spin around in a second."

Alix (00:08:20): "I have no idea how to, like, stop this."

Despite minor mishaps, the sisters enjoy their time on the water, emphasizing the importance of family bonding.

Key Points:

Navigating the challenges of boating.
Maintaining a positive attitude amidst unexpected situations.
Emphasizing family connections and support.

Evening Escapades and Date Night Dilemmas

As the day progresses, the sisters plan a date night, hoping to squeeze in more activities before tackling their bucket list.

Alix (00:10:45): "We have to continue on the bucket list, so we're gonna do some henna tattoos."

However, logistical issues like forgotten IDs and credit cards introduce humorous hurdles.

Isabelle (00:11:50): "I don't have my id. How am I supposed to get into a bar?"

Key Points:

Attempting to balance relaxation with bucket list goals.
Dealing with common travel mishaps in a humorous way.
Highlighting the unpredictability of spontaneous plans.

Morning Recovery and Cold Plunge Challenge

The next morning brings the aftermath of their previous night’s adventures, including a battle with hangovers. To rejuvenate, Alix proposes a daring cold plunge.

Alix (00:20:30): "I'm gonna cold plunge to get rid of this hangover, but I don't think this is gonna help."

Her sister encourages her, demonstrating their supportive relationship.

Isabelle (00:21:15): "Trust me, this is gonna breathe life."

The cold plunge serves as both a comedic and refreshing moment, setting the tone for the day's activities.

Key Points:

Overcoming hangover woes with unconventional methods.
Sibling encouragement and shared challenges.
Balancing humor with genuine attempts to revive energy.

Creating the Bucket List Poster

With renewed vigor, the sisters sit down to craft their summer bucket list poster, incorporating creative elements and a touch of sibling rivalry.

Alix (00:25:45): "We want to make our three day bucket list that we have to complete. So we're gonna make it a really cute poster for it because we want it to be fun and we want to be able to check it off."

Their collaborative efforts are met with challenges as they navigate the crafting process, leading to more laughter and playful teasing.

Isabelle (00:28:00): "Maybe you do this top part. Maybe say 20, 25 up here and then do like loading and then wait."

Key Points:

Designing a visual representation of their goals.
Navigating creative differences with humor.
Strengthening their teamwork through shared tasks.

First Bucket List Activities: Boardwalk and Fun House

The sisters embark on their first official bucket list activities at Jenkinson's Boardwalk, tackling attractions like the fun house despite varying levels of enthusiasm.

Isabelle (00:35:10): "So we did Jenkinson's Boardwalk."

Alix (00:36:50): "Feel around you so you don't feel around. I'm having a clash of fun."

Alix’s claustrophobia adds an extra layer of challenge, highlighting personal fears and the courage to face them.

Alix (00:38:20): "I'm really claustrophobic, actually. It's, like, not funny."

Key Points:

Navigating popular summer destinations.
Confronting and overcoming personal fears.
Maintaining group morale during challenging activities.

Competitive Spirits at the Volleyball Tournament

Transitioning from physical challenges to sports, the sisters attend a professional beach volleyball tournament. Their competitive sides emerge as they cheer on the players and share playful banter.

Isabelle (00:45:30): "I just stepped in front of you and set it up just a little. No, you messed it up."

Their interactions reflect both camaraderie and competitive drive, adding depth to their sibling relationships.

Key Points:

Engaging with local sports events.
Showcasing competitive yet supportive dynamics.
Enjoying shared interests and cheering together.

Barn Tour and Interactions with Farm Animals

In a heartfelt segment, Alix offers listeners a tour of her family's barn, introducing the various animals and sharing anecdotes about their mischievous behaviors.

Alix (00:55:10): "So first we're going to see the goats, which sometimes they get a little crazy."

Her genuine affection for the animals contrasts with Isabelle’s playful fear, adding warmth and humor to the tour.

Isabelle (00:57:30): "I'm really scared of them. Isabelle's like a such a freak."

Key Points:

Showcasing Alix’s personal life and family environment.
Highlighting the uniqueness of farm animals.
Combining humor with heartfelt moments.

Learning to Ride Bikes and Embracing New Skills

Determined to check off every item, the sisters take on the challenge of learning to ride bikes, despite varying levels of success and confidence.

Alix (01:05:20): "How do you guys not know how to ride a bike?"

Isabelle (01:06:50): "I was really close, but then I stopped."

Their perseverance and mutual support shine through as they encourage each other to master this essential summer skill.

Key Points:

Tackling physical skill-based activities.
Demonstrating perseverance and support.
Incorporating life skills into the bucket list.

Final Reflections and Completing the Bucket List

As the 48-hour challenge winds down, the sisters reflect on their accomplishments and the bonds they’ve strengthened through shared experiences.

Alix (01:15:30): "We're having the best summer ever."

The episode concludes with a sense of achievement and anticipation for future adventures, leaving listeners inspired by the sisters' dedication and teamwork.

Key Points:

Reflecting on completed activities and personal growth.
Celebrating achievements and shared memories.
Looking forward to future endeavors and continued sibling support.

Conclusion

Episode 48 of Hot Mess with Alix Earle is a delightful journey through the Earle sisters' attempt to maximize their summer fun within a limited timeframe. Through a mix of planned activities and spontaneous adventures, Alix and her sisters showcase their dynamic relationship, humor, and determination. Notable moments, such as the boat day mishaps, cold plunge challenge, and barn animal tour, are peppered with memorable quotes and candid interactions, making the episode engaging for both regular listeners and newcomers alike. This episode serves as a testament to the joys and challenges of sibling teamwork, all wrapped up in the vibrant energy that Alix Earle brings to her podcast.

Notable Quotes:

Alix (00:00:00): "Earlier in the summer, I wanted to make a bucket list with Isabelle... so we're gonna make our own bucket list."
Isabelle (00:01:15): "I think I look insane right now. Like, you look like you're shooting a classy campaign and I look like I'm going to hang from the bars and take tequila shots."
Alix (00:10:45): "We have to continue on the bucket list, so we're gonna do some henna tattoos."
Alix (00:20:30): "I'm gonna cold plunge to get rid of this hangover, but I don't think this is gonna help."
Isabelle (00:35:10): "So we did Jenkinson's Boardwalk."
Alix (01:05:20): "How do you guys not know how to ride a bike?"
Alix (01:15:30): "We're having the best summer ever."

This comprehensive summary captures the essence of the episode, highlighting the key activities, interactions, and memorable moments that define Hot Mess with Alix Earle’s 48 Hour Summer Bucket List challenge.

Transcript

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She made one with her friend, and I see that not one single thing is checked off of it. So I was like, this is sad. Summer's over in a month. We. Oh, it's not. It is. So we're gonna make our own bucket list. And I'm in Jersey for the weekend, so I feel like we could get it done in three days. You're leaving Tuesday? Yeah, three days. Saturday, Sunday, Monday. I'm leaving Tuesday. Today the second. Yeah, we have three days. Time's ticking. Doesn't land before time. Are you recording me? I'm showing the vlog, the dinosaurs. I also realized I've never given you guys a full farm tour at my house. I've showed it on TikTok a little bit, but I feel like you guys need a really in depth. I'll do goat. I love you so much. I love you so much. I love you. Give me a belly. Let me see. Oh, we're going to get rook. Because I cannot start my day without coffee. And this is my favorite coffee in the world. You didn't get anything from there as well, right? No. Do you want, like a Starbucks, like, milkshake? Yeah, sure. So you're 12. So what are other 12 year olds doing during the summer? I don't know. Are there ever, like, fireworks? There was, like, fireworks that, like, we would go to without parents. That was always fun at 12. Yeah. We would ride our bikes there. Well, I can't ride my bike anywhere. I know. I'm here to save the day. The bag is secured. I was going to say that really Are you having a great summer already? I need to sit before we go. We decided we're going to do a family boat day because very nice out today and that feels like a very summer bucket list thing to do. This girl that I usually shop with and shop through her, she gave me a bunch of these poochie bikinis and head scarf and I was like, we should all wear them today and match so we're all wearing the same exact thing. Is this a little too much? Hurry up, we gotta go. Hey, Binks, let's go. Rizzler. Seriously? Done going anywhere with Ashton? Because Ashton also has the same thing, but, like, somehow she's making it look like she's so cool. How did you do that? Do what? Like those shoes and those shorts and all that. Like, now you're making it look like classy and so pretty and I look like trashy. You have such a different vibe to it. How did you do that? I really think I look insane right now. Like, you look like you're shooting a classy campaign and I look like I'm going to hang from the bars and take tequila shots. No matter what I do, all I think about is you. No matter what I do. It's true. It's hot as balls in here, Maria. Turn it on, Ashton. Guys, I don't have midterms this year. Woo. Put on some in Montana. Oh, yes. This one slaps. He could be the one. Turn it up. Who's ready for the best summer ever? So ready over. No, summer's just starting. I just got here. See? Make your grand entrance. Let's go. Hurry up. We want to go. What the heck? Okay, okay. All right. Stop fighting. Hey. Hey. We made it. There's seriously nothing better than a Jersey Mike sandwich. Yeah, put on John Summit. Actually, all dad plays. It's not a joke. Every time I come over, he's playing. I got on the boat the other day. It's like the gas pedal dub separate. We need to bring up the vibe. So I'm coin in the reinforcements. Zaza. I'm going to get Zaza for our Jersey weekend. I'm going so slow. I. I get so scared on these things. We found you. I have no idea how to, like, stop this. I think the left is stopped, but it's not stopping. I'll just, like, jump on. Wait, I'm scared. I made it. Oh, my God. Wa. So. Oh, it's so zooming in. Okay. Oh. Welcome to Jersey. And one person has to ride on the tube and you have to help me load it. And then we're in tubing behind the Jet Ski with the luggage back here. Come on, Ashton, you can help us. I've got this. Yeah, I have the backpack. Nothing. Where's the suitcase? Okay, we're having a little date night tonight before we do the rest of our summer bucket list. Well, actually, we haven't started our summer bucket list. But we're gonna go to dinner and then we're gonna go out, probably. It's also his first time in Jersey, so I feel like we have to. Otherwise, I would say we don't have to go out. No, but, but, but, no. I do also think leaving the two of us together, it's gonna be a problem. We might be a DJs. And here's my outfit. I was styled by Ashley. Being too much runs in the family, I guess. No, I guess my joke didn't hit. How are you guys doing up there? Amazing. I can't wait to get there. We're only like an hour late. Yeah, I always over order. Did you get six things? Six? Yeah. Well, Caesar salad is like nothing. That's air. Caesar salad. Tuna. Tuna, octopus, sausage, scallop steak. Nothing good starts when I have one of these. Oh, that's a dynamic device. What's that even on you? Oh, look right at me. I'm going to look you in your eyes. Oh, we added a fourth member. Britney's here. Oh, are you? Am I okay? What is that? This is a camera. Oh, is that real? I've never seen this. You literally sound like a popcorn camera. It's to capture all your scary moments. I love that. It literally can spin around in a second. I don't know who put this in my purse. Like, when. Okay, I look like I'm Santa Claus. It looks good. You want a little low? My eye. Can you tell it's on me or no? Tap it in, everyone. Get your road on. Am I blended? Yes. Why did we do this? What is this meant to do? It's blush. Guys, tap it in. You're gonna tap it in for me. Tap it in. All right. Tap me while I tap you. Haley, you got us going crazy. Thank you, Haley. Cheer. I didn't bring him. Wait, guys. I don't even have my id. How am I supposed to get into a bar? Dad, dad, dad, how can we get into the bars? I don't have my id. That's the problem. I forgot it at home. And I forgot my credit card for dinner. Chocolate. In one step, help me. I woke up in my outfit from last night. Wow, I really had to pee? I mean. Yeah, you've been peeing for like 10 minutes. Z and I slept over here together. It's the same fucking outfit. We were watching the Kardashians when we got back last night. Like the old Kardashians. And I went on a rampage about how I love Kim. I love Kim. I love Kim. We have two days of summer, so we have to go be with the family. I mean, I look like I was at prom. Oh, it's so nice out. Oh, my God. It's a beautiful day. Good morning. Good morning. What is that? Pedialyte. Where did you get that? It was just like, gross. It's just gross. It's so nice out today. How was your day? Yeah, we went because the other place closed at like one, which was so stupid. I don't understand. Yeah, Jersey. Yeah, the lights turned on. What's with the closing? Everywhere closes New Jersey liquor laws. Okay, I guess I'm gonna cold plunge to get rid of this hangover, but I don't think this is gonna help. I, like, don't like the cold. Trust me, this is gonna breathe life. I don't think so. Your endorphins go crazy. How cold is it? I don't know. It's only 50 degrees. Like, I have to go my whole head? No, just two shoulders. You dunk your head though. One, two, three, go. You do it. I'm in. I'm in all the way. What? You said my got to be in. Straighten the legs out. Go. Oh, up to your shoulders. Dad, seriously, it's enough. I feel not hungover. I feel it. I'm good. I'm good. I'll put your face. That's the best part. Oh, my God. I hold my nose. Okay. Yep. Are you freezing right now? Actually, I feel pretty good. Really? Are you going? I'm going to try it. Yeah. See, you kind of have to crawl around. You felt it? Don't touch it. One, two, three. Oh, my God. Tata. Supposed to for three minutes. Doesn't it feel great, though? I did five seconds, but I had a good entry. I was shocked. You love the water. Yes. Oh, look who's here. Get over here, cutie. See, like this is what I'm talking about. Why do you look cute right now? Like, you have your hair slick. It's greasy. I want to have that aesthetic. So Isabelle and I are gonna make our three day bucket list that we have to complete. So we're gonna make it a really cute poster for it because we want it to be fun and we want to be able to check it off. Well, Isabelle's botching it a little bit right now, but we're gonna fix it. Get up. Get up. Thomas. I know you did it. It's upside down. Your face is pretty squished in those. It can be a three person bucket list. Can I start? Are you gonna yell at me for like. We can put all of our like boardwalk things on it tonight. And if we maybe have like a crazy sleepover idea, these like, markers are like, like melting on here. Okay, sorry. Is that a bad thing? Well, yeah. Like, look, it's like not sticking. Well, she did it fine. Cool. I did a really good job. And now you have to do like do loading. Dot, dot, dot. Can I do it? Yeah. Isabelle wanted to do the loading though. So maybe you do like this top part. Maybe say 20, 25 up here and then do like loading and then wait. It's so good. I'm freaking out. Oh man, I'm so excited. I met Scarlett Johansson. I love Scarlet. Wow. Is Scarlett Johansson your girlfriend? No. What? Really? I've never seen it. Oh, no, no. It was supposed to stick. Woo. Summer. Wait, are you kidding? I'm going to puke looking at you. Wait, what's happening? Zaza's on wheels. That's what I thought I was doing on DJs last night. Can you girls do a handstand? You want to see mine? Gonna have a competition. Go. Oh, you're good. Get him, Percy. So one. We need to say go to the boardwalk. So we did Jenkinson's Boardwalk. Hair tinsel oh, we need henna tattoos. I think we should sleep outside. Sleep outside? Movie night. Like slash movie night. Water balloon fight. Yeah, that's good. Oh, what if we got piercings? Could you get a double piercing? Or is that not allowed? I really want to. If I take you guys, am I gonna get in trouble? You can't get grounded. You're over 20, Alex. You cannot do that without permission. Ashley, am I allowed to get Isabella's second piercing? I don't know. When I was like seven, so they were probably around like eighth grade. We need like a crazy bucket list thing. I'm just gonna write it so we have to do it. Your piercings. Do you want to ride bikes? Yeah. I still don't know how to ride a bike. You still don't know how learn how to drive? Outdoor movie night. We already have that. Oh no. What about tie dye? Have you ever done enough tie dyes? Obviously. Oh, obviously. What else is something like crazy? What if we do something? Where? Like at the Boardwalk. Like, you have to, like, get a boy's Snapchat. I don't want to get there. Snapchat. Yeah, but just for the bit I don't want to. Okay, we're doing it successfully. Pants someone. Should we do that? Yeah, and I'll say, like, has to get it on video for proof. Ashton, I'm doing, like, a bonus points. What are like, crazy things? Like, fart in someone's face. That's easy. I'll fart in the nail piece. Yeah, she can't go to camp. We have 24 hours to complete this bucket list. You wasted your money, okay? I'm outnumbered. I know. Okay, so what are we doing tonight? We need to get, like, hair, tinsel, henna tattoos. This opened on my phone. I said that this looks like me and everyone was laughing. Okay, we're starting off our summer bucket list strong. We're going to J. Boardwalk. Woo. Woo. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Boardwalk. Boardwalk. Boardwalk. Boardwalk. I am not included in this. Well, no one wants this big ass cucumber. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Let's go to spray love. You want to try tomatoes? I get sprayed. Put them in. Why does everyone move so slow? Like it takes 10 minutes to move out the door. Strangling cats. Herding cats. Your dirty shoes. Well, what's happening now? Daddy will hear it. And turn it off. Guys, come on. Are we all gonna fit? We're all buckled in. I mean, I feel like we've been gone for an hour already. We're just leaving the driveway. Seriously, Hour one of our summer bucket list. Let's go. So should we sleep outside tonight or tomorrow night? Tonight. I can't do it tomor. I think we should do tomorrow night. This is the Jersey shore. This is a carnival. Yeah, this is Jersey Shore. Guys, look. Where are you? We are going to the fun house, baby. Let's go. Bucket list number one. We're going. Oh, Jesus. Our world is too scary for this. I feel like I was going to pass out, like, each time I'm scared. Feel around you so you don't feel around. I'm having a clash of fun. Claustrophobia. I get really bad claustrophobia. Actually, we can't. Oh, guys, don't leave me. Can we go this way? Oh, wait, look. Look up. I'm really claustrophobic, actually. It's, like, not funny. I don't like at all. It's the train. Oh my God. Oh, God. Thank God. We get like an F for that. That was bad. Oh, God. Guys, I'm way too hungover for this I'm kind of. Go, baby, go. Go, Thomas, go. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, no, no, no, no, no Lock in. We can get a big one if we win. This is a real competition. I have to win. And go. Oh, I'm gonna win. I'm gonna win. I'm gonna win. I'm gonna win. I'm gonna win. Number seven one, dear. I have to win a panda for Braxton. It's so floppy. I feel like I won. You can have it. But it's Ashton. I feel like I won. We're winning this panda for Braxton. Oh, my God. Just threw it at her. Oh, my God. For Braxton. That's BB and me. Oh, that was. Yeah. Go, Thomas. Yay. Did we buy enough to buy a big parent? All right, we have enough stuffed animals now. Except Zaza doesn't have one. Zaza, are you gonna feel left out? You're the only one who got a stuffed dinner. No, no, no. I feel all good. It won't fit in my suitcase. We only spent, like, $200. Yeah. This is crazy. Everyone has a huge stuffed animal. Zaza, I'm ready to go. Everyone's training. Game on. I had to win that. Yay. How did you do that? How did I. Yes. Losers. Losers. I lacked all of my sharks. You finally get a prize. I feel like this is me, so I think I want to do the bird. Yay. So cute. It looks just like you. Zazzle. Zazu. How Isabelle. Go, Isabelle. Oh, Thomas, he's lining. What's wrong, Thomas? Thomas stormed off the court. Somebody clues there. Two in one, baby. Fried Oreos are my favorite thing. I just inhaled the powder. Whoa. That's so good. Good morning. It's 2pm I just finished my meetings for the day, which everyone's a little bit mad at because they're like. You said we were gonna have a full day together, so I moved my flight back another day. But we have to continue on the bucket list, so we're gonna do some henna tattoos. Oh, my God. You gave her a tramp stamp. Oh, my God. You know what? You're not allowed to go sleep over Ashton's house. You're not allowed. Cute. It is actually really cute. I want one. I want one. Okay, lie, though. She did really good. We have our kit. She did do really good. She did do really good. Tramp me up. Tramp me up. I want, like, a butterfly. This is not a tramp stamp, guys. It's something. It's called a tramp. No, it's not. Those are not accepted terminology anymore. It's a lower back T. You did that yourself? That's really good. Yeah. Let's see what I could do. What if you do like this? How long is this going to stay for? 2 weeks. Forever. I have it. Like, photo shoot. Stop moving. One time I got a tattoo in Key west on Halloween when I was drunk and I got a monkey and then I smeared it everywhere and it was like a semi permanent tattoo that stays for like, two months. And I had smeared monkey on my butt for, like, two months. Do you have a picture? Yeah. You have to find it. You have to stop moving. I'm not moving. You are. You talk, your whole body shows. No, it's just like, my ass is jiggling when I'm talking. Stop laughing, stop laughing. Stop breathing. You're literally still moving. Like, do you not understand what don't move means? You're doing my hair tinsel, by the way, though, because you're good with extension, so I trust you. Oh, I can't do it. What? Yeah, I have a photo shoot. Well, me too. Well, wait a minute. Ow, my knee. Oh, am I sitting on. Yes. Wait, this is looking really good. I'm so surprised you're doing this so well. We're having the best summer ever. When I was seven, I wanted to dye my whole head pink. That would honestly be so cute on you. Yeah, not on a 7 year old. I was thinking about influence, everything. You guys are supposed to make parenting easier for me, not harder. Let's take them to get pierced up. Tatted up. That looks so good. Wait, guys, I think I need this in real life. No, I'm not letting you. Yeah. Why? No, but this is, like, so fun. It's fun now because you're 20. You're gonna get pregnant and have babies. No, I'm not letting you. Is that going to work? Twerking for Tik Tok this time? I'm getting really scared. My hair salon lady is, like, really mad me. She doesn't seem to know what she's doing. Hold on. She's aggressive in the salon. I'm just trying to work as fast as I can to make my clients happy. Hold that hair out. No, keep it tight. Hold it tight. I'm holding it tight. Well, now I have to fix my tent, so. Hold on. What's happening? That's not how you do it. Is how you do it. I don't think you're supposed to. I know, because the tool keeps flinking around. Okay, well, your 10 up. I got one. It took me 40 minutes, though. I've gotten it down to a science. Get crazy. Get crazy. Hannibal. His head, like, doesn't go under. Good job, Thomas. I think he could be glitter. More sparkles, more hair. Clothes, tinsel. More tinsel, more sparkle, more glitter. Ashton, I thought you weren't getting anything. Yo, what the heck? I thought you had a photo shamp. Who else in your grade's gonna say they got a tramp stamp and hair tinsel this summer? No one. He doesn't know what go home means. She's giving bombshell. So diva. I love it. Thank you. Yes. She's like, yes. Yeah. Party. She's not. Don't. Leave it alone. You're like, the hair stylist is, like, loving the hair. She's like, just leave it. Okay, hair tinsel, check. Wait, where's. Oh, henna tattoos, check. Okay, what do we do about ear piercing? Since we're not allowed to now? No, I actually, I can. It would just have to be in the city. Well, we can't do that, so let's scratch that one out. No. Can you please convince mom that, like, it's okay here, Penelope pantsed me, Then we can do that one, and then what about right now, we learn how to. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me, Isabelle? Okay, well, this was pants. Someone not pants. Alex. Everyone has pants. To me. I feel like it's a really good time to learn how to ride a bike. Can you do that? You can't do that, but you can try. We're learning how to ride a bike. Hi, Binksies. Oh, hello. Oh, give X. This is duck egg. Duck egg? Yeah. We're gonna get turkey eggs soon. What's the difference? Do they all make scrambled? It's like, we get, like, these bigger than duck eggs. So this compared to that is tiny. What? And then a turkey egg is, like, pretty big compared to Duncan. Okay, we're biking. Let's go. How do you guys not know how to ride a bike? This is crazy. All right, get that bike. Let's go. So, wait, you're seriously are, like, not going to know how to ride this bike? I actually. I was really close, but then I. I stopped. Come on. Yeah, get her up. Get her stabilized. Yeah, just go. You have to. You can't, like, hesitate. Go, go. Pedal. You're going backwards. You have to move your feet. You have to keep going or else it's not going to work. Go. Pedal harder. You have to pedal or else. Sorry, I keep getting started. You're going to let go. We'll be right Here. If you fall. No, don't get scared. Don't get scared. Keep going. Go. Pedal. Go, go. Turn the handlebar. You're gonna fall if you don't pedal. Well, that's how you do it. That's how you power the bike, is by pushing the pedals with your feet. So if you. Okay, we'll be nice. Yeah. Yes. Get it, girl. Literally tipping. No, because you're not pedaling. I'm not pedaling cuz I'm tipping. If you pedal, you're not gonna tip. Penelope, show off. Yes. Go, girl. Yeah. Good job, guys. Salsa running is killing as well. Just. Just like pedal. It is hard to pedal in grass. Don't have that much strength. Can help you move out the way. Pedestrians are crossing. I'm also a pedestrian. Not a very good one. Isabel, you can't even ride your bike. I'm also a pedestrian. How. Alex, I'm so proud of you. Wow. A pedestrian is somebody that rides their bike. No, it's not. It's a person walking. She's a pedestrian on wheels. Yes, yes, yes. Y. Believe in yourself. Just cut the hammers. Now we're going to see a professional volleyball tournament, so you better win. We're going to watch them play beach volleyball. We have to go four zero, Tank Top. Todd is on the team too. Let's go. I want to see some winners. He jumped on me twice in my spot. Moved into the. Where my. I'm standing in my spot. The ball's coming right to me and he jumps in front of me and like knocks me over and mess and messes the ball up. That's not true. It's true. Twice. I just stepped in front of you and set it up just a little. No, you messed it up. I did not mess it up. And then there was three other people that did the same thing to me. You were just stomping, hit the ball of me. She was. It's my fault. I will say you are a competitive player. Todd is more competitive. I'm trying to have fun. But please don't you look it with that underbite. I'm just trying to have fun watching his face during the game. Just watch his face. He can't smile. All he does is I smile, snarl. I smile. Don't record me. Here we are back at the shore. So beautiful. That's not a thing. At the Jersey shore. All we know is white tank tops. White tank tops and tan and give me a drink. What you got? Hands up. Oh, yes, yes, yes. I can't. I'm not Meant for cardio. I have to do cardio training for Dancing with the Stars. I wanted to give you guys a barn tour. The Earl family barn. Because I feel like. I always tell you guys that there's goats in a barn at my house, but I never really show you. So I'm going to take you on a little mtv. Welcome to my crib. So first we're going to see the goats, which sometimes they get a little crazy. Hello, babies. I'm scared of them. I don't know you. If I can come in. Oh, yes, you can. Get in here. I'm really scared of them. Isabelle. No, you're not. They're going to eat me. Isabelle, what's your problem? Isabelle's like a such a freak. Get her, get her, get her. These are the gods. And we got them when they were little babies. Hey, that is Mew mew. I forgot that you guys always eat my clothes. Hi, mamas. Oh, my God. No, stop. He's eating my shirt. You can eat my other shirts, but not this one. It's also eating my flip flops. They like to eat a lot of the clothes. Are you kidding me? They just love your plumtatious butt. Hi. Not. No, not. This one's always crazy. He's always ramming in my leg like this. I don't. I'm outnumbered. They've had names, but every time I come home, they have different names. So I never really know what they're. This is Bubba Oreo. But, like, everyone hates that name. I'm really scared of them. They look really cute right now. See you later. Now we're gonna see the pigs. So the story with the pigs is, we got teacup pigs, but we can stop. We got teacup pigs. And I was in high school, so they were like, this big. And we thought that they were gonna stay this big forever, but they're fat. But apparently that. Apparently that's just like, not a thing. So if you were thinking about getting teacup pigs, here's your sign. Maybe not too. They poop a lot. Oh, my God. Pumbaa is, like, aggressive. Pumbaa, don't eat my clothes. Hi, Pumbi. So this is Pumbaa and Timon. And they're really great for, like. We have leftovers. Like, the pigs. They're pigs. We give them the leftover food and they eat it all. They're big patties, right? Like, seriously, these things were this big. But they're so sweet. They really are. Oh, they smell so bad. I love your cute little face. Then over here, we have ducks, chickens, roosters and a turkey. Now we're going to the chicken coop. I'm not following you in there. I just hope you know that. You just don't want to go in. No, I'm not going in there. I'm heavenly scared of them. You're heavenly scared of them. So that's a turkey. I don't know if I can play with the turkey. Hi babies. But we get eggs from them. Look at all them up there. Hey guys, how are you? Anyone in here? So that's the big kahuna, right? She don't fuck around. That's Daisy, right? Daisy girl, can I pet you? I don't know if I. I want to pet Daisy. Hey Isabelle, let me out. Seriously. And then they have this whole big area that during the day they all like run around in here. Bye Daisy. Sweet dreams.