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Sally Carden
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Daniel
Yeah.
Sally Carden
Yeah, there's a lot.
Daniel
I'm having a hot f. Cking flush.
Sally Carden
Okay. Where do we even start?
Daniel
We're definitely gonna incorporate this.
Sally Carden
I like that a lot.
Daniel
Me too.
Sally Carden
That's fun.
Daniel
Obsessed. And, like, that's one outfit alone.
Sally Carden
Yeah. You know, look at the fur. I love it.
Daniel
It's faux.
Sally Carden
Fair, guys.
Daniel
It's not real. Don't come for me.
Sally Carden
Sally would freak out.
Daniel
Look at the vintage designer stuff first.
Sally Carden
That was almost our Carl's Jr outfit.
Daniel
Yeah, it was.
Sally Carden
Until we found the star.
Daniel
Until we found the star. These could get kind of cute for the night time. If it gets, like, a little cold.
Sally Carden
Like this, it's gonna be like 118 degrees during the day or 110 or something, and then at night, freezing. Yeah, so.
Daniel
So some of these, like, oversized western leathers would be cute.
Sally Carden
I like this a lot.
Daniel
Yeah, me too. Like that over that outfit. Sick.
Sally Carden
Yeah.
Daniel
So sick. Let's look at some of these.
Sally Carden
Like, these tops. I love.
Daniel
Love these little tops. We're gonna bring the boot back. We did, like. This is insane. We did bring the boot back.
Sally Carden
That's so fun.
Daniel
So fun.
Sally Carden
I like that a lot.
Daniel
Yeah. This would look so good on you.
Sally Carden
Is this a G string?
Daniel
This is a top.
Sally Carden
Daniel.
Daniel
Maybe I'll come to Coachella.
Sally Carden
That's perfect. It's so chic. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Those are amazing. Sally's gonna be so jealous.
Daniel
Oh, my God.
Sally Carden
These are really cute.
Daniel
You look so good.
Sally Carden
Is cake gonna have a heart attack? I feel, like, very good in this.
Daniel
You look very good. Are you kidding me?
Sally Carden
Oh, that's cute.
Daniel
Like, the coolest in Coachella. That's so good, right?
Sally Carden
Ever since we did my Jersey Shore themed birthday party, I've been like, I need a pair of big, furry boots and I need to wear them out.
Daniel
Oh, you have.
Sally Carden
We've been. We've been on a furry boot hunt all year.
Daniel
Stop. Oh, it's so good.
Sally Carden
Oh, that's so cute. The green. Oh, I like the three belts together, right?
Daniel
Oh, My God.
Sally Carden
I feel like you give me a.
Braxton
Mood, but I deliver, bitch.
Sally Carden
Do I need to wear this for Lady Gaga?
Daniel
Yes.
Sally Carden
For the monsters.
Daniel
It's so good.
Sally Carden
Girl.
Daniel
Yes, bitch. We take some pictures.
Sally Carden
Yeah. The only problem with this one is gonna be my, like, hanging out, so it's fine. I'm gonna tape it together. I don't know. I don't know if I could do this with the fishnets. Oh, and the nipple. I love this top.
Daniel
Me too. Maybe even. Oh, shit.
Braxton
Bitch.
Daniel
Yes. Huh? I love fun.
Sally Carden
Yeah. I don't like, though, when I can't see my eyebrows.
Daniel
Okay.
Sally Carden
Because. Is that why you squinted? I was like. Yeah, because sometimes when I smile in glasses like these, I lose my eyebrows, and then I'm just like. I was like, what are you doing? See, like, I don't know where they go. They're going.
Daniel
Cute.
Sally Carden
Cute.
Daniel
Yeah.
Sally Carden
Can you see my eyebrows? I feel like this is going to be the first Coachella where I'm wearing stuff that, like, I'm excited for good.
Daniel
Did you all hear that? Wait. I'm obsessed with this.
Sally Carden
Jersey's in the house. There she is.
Daniel
Cute.
Sally Carden
But it might be way too much with this now. Now I'm. Now I'm pushing us over the edge. Now I'm. Pauly D. Roxon's going to be like, what are you wearing? FaceTime. Sally Carden starting a FaceTime call to Sally Carden Mobile. Wait. I need you to see this outfit, and I want to. I want to see your opinion. Okay.
Braxton
It's giving like, Paris Hilton and Snooki had a baby.
Sally Carden
This.
Daniel
This is for our. The last day. We've done two major outfits.
Braxton
Perfect.
Daniel
Yes.
Braxton
I think for Sunday. That's epic.
Sally Carden
Really?
Braxton
Yeah.
Daniel
Vintage Dolce and Gabbana with her fair boots. I love it. Yeah.
Braxton
This is like the most meow ever.
Daniel
I like it.
Sally Carden
You laughing at the toes. I don't know if I could look at my toes like that. Maybe I'll take a photo. Let me see. I don't think I can wear my. I just don't. I don't think in a high def photo I could see my toes like this. My toes all crooked going to one side. All right. Next step in the Coachella glow up is we're gonna do my hair a little blonder. I just need some fresh highlights. I mean, it's really greasy right now. We're gonna go a little lighter, a little brighter, but not fry at all. Lip filler and blonde Alex is coming back. I mean, like, this is going to trigger my blonde Dysmorphia, but I love it. I feel much more like myself. He does such a good job at getting it blonde, but, like, keeping it healthy. I'm going right now to get a lymphatic drainage massage, which I usually get these once a month. I'm not kidding. They literally beat your body. I don't know. It, like, drains all the fluids, and it's honestly pretty painful. But then they, like, put your body in the sauna. I don't know. They use all these tools. It feels really good. After, they, like, move all the gas around in your stomach, you know? So here we go. I feel like this is a good pre Coachella prep. Okay, now I'm going to lay in this cocoon. It's like a sauna, but it also, like, vibrates and shakes your body so you sweat. Oh, my God. It's a full workshop in here. We have a million things going on. Amazing. Noah back.
Braxton
Oh, my God.
Sally Carden
Sally's feathering.
Braxton
I'm feathering. I look like the girl from that movie Darla. Darla.
Sally Carden
I don't like them all together like that.
Braxton
They're real booster feathers.
Sally Carden
No, they're not.
Braxton
Yeah, you can curl them and everything.
Sally Carden
Wait, those are from a rooster.
Braxton
That's what it said.
Sally Carden
Wait, Sally. A rooster?
Daniel
What kind of rooster?
Sally Carden
Sally, they're not from a rooster.
Braxton
I swear to God. I got abco.
Sally Carden
We are eating good, too tonight, sugar fish. You make me sick. The worst part is, you know that. Should we do, like, Coachella predictions?
Braxton
Crowd again is going to be his surprise guest at the do lab, and he's going to bring out Justin Bieber, and they're going to announce their new song together.
Sally Carden
Sally thinks, though, that Justin Bieber's coming out at every concert ever. Ultra. She said this last Coachella. She said this last Coachella. DJ Snake's bringing him out. Yeah. She thought DJ Snake was bringing Justin Bieber out last night.
Braxton
Yep. I said it for DJ Snake. I said it for.
Sally Carden
She almost broke my arm in half because we were in the bathrooms and she heard DJ DJ Snake go on. And she cranks my arm and starts running.
Braxton
Hey, well, guess what?
Sally Carden
Wait till it happens this weekend.
Braxton
Yeah, and no one's gonna want to go to Fred again. That's what's gonna happen.
Sally Carden
That's not albacore.
Braxton
It is.
Sally Carden
This is albacore.
Braxton
This is also albacore.
Sally Carden
One of them must not be right. It's all albacore. Is this our third Coachella together? Yeah. That's kind of crazy.
Braxton
Ooh.
Sally Carden
Making no rounds.
Braxton
Wasabi on my Nose.
Sally Carden
I have a feeling that this will be our best Coachella yet.
Braxton
100%.
Sally Carden
Is it Day Zero?
Braxton
Day Zero.
Sally Carden
So the day before the actual festival starts. Day Zero. And we woke up in the best mood ever because obviously we have our spray tans on. We have our lip filler.
Braxton
I got feathers. I added more this morning. They look even worse than yesterday.
Sally Carden
Oh, we're so happy. Yeah. You have to take the out.
Braxton
They need to come out. They're also tangled in my. It looks like a rooster, like, exploded. Like a rooster exploded on me.
Sally Carden
Plans for the day? We're going to get some coffee. I have meetings from nine to one, and then Ashton's getting here. She was supposed to be here early this morning, but she slept through her flight. And then we are flying to Palm Springs. I'm headed right now to have an in person interview for two hours. All right. I can't be nervous. I'm nervous. Pack with me to go to Coachella. I'm not making a tick tock. That was my tick tock voice. We're leaving in an hour, so I have to pack all this in the suitcase. I brought an extra suitcase with me just for Coachella clothes and then Harvard clothes because we're going straight from Coachella to Boston. So we have to do, like, slutty and then business savvy. First we're gonna put in our big fur boots.
Daniel
Wait, you have tags in the bottom.
Sally Carden
These?
Daniel
Let's take them off.
Sally Carden
I always have tabs.
Braxton
I like, did not pack jackets. I have one jacket, and it's red.
Sally Carden
For the last day.
Daniel
Oh, well, why didn't you tell me that yesterday when I had a whole rack of jackets?
Sally Carden
Sally steals my whole team. She steals my makeup artist. She steals my stylists.
Braxton
Oh, no. Okay, well, I'll just take Alex's jacket.
Daniel
You will not.
Sally Carden
So we're gonna go day by day. So this is our revolve fest look where we're doing a sit mark station. So we kind of have this, like, racer jacket outfit. So we have clothes, shoes, and then glasses, which I'm gonna put these just, like, over here. And we're gonna pack these so they don't get crushed. Then festival day one, we have these big boots that I got from Naked Wolf, and I'm so obsessed with them. I think it was a great purchase. I feel like I'll wear them a lot. We have a little strappy leather bodysuit with a skirt and like, 30 belts.
Daniel
Wait, that was good.
Braxton
Really good. Okay, are you performing it Coachella?
Sally Carden
Wait, do you Think I can't tell. Are people gonna hate on these outfits or not?
Daniel
No. And honestly, I don't care anym.
Sally Carden
I think, though, that because we have the boobs out, we won't get hate.
Daniel
Listen, they're so fucking good, this top.
Sally Carden
Okay, day two out. I love that, like, my outfits are in the day two outfit.
Daniel
Let's supposed to take the time's up.
Sally Carden
Also, our mission for this week is, like, what? Tell them. What are you gonna tell? They're our best friends. Our mission for this week is. I mean, my mission is, like, I need my friends to, like, link up with some boys. No one ever does ever. Like, I don't think my friends have ever been. I've ever, like, picked them up from someone's house. Like, we're never linking with boys because we're always having fun with each other.
Braxton
We just love the girls and the games.
Sally Carden
We love the girls in the game with the girls. At last, Coachella, we were at a gay fest.
Braxton
I was the four of us with 30 games, and, like, we loved it. We didn't want to be anywhere else.
Sally Carden
But it's like, the gays.
Braxton
Every time we're on our way there, I'm like, I'm like, I'm gonna meet my Aunt Coachella this year.
Sally Carden
One of our prospects for Sally this weekend is touching down. Oh, I see, honey.
Braxton
But he's not one of my prospects.
Daniel
Oh, yeah, Famous Las Vegas.
Sally Carden
I'm pimping my friends out.
Braxton
Slap me out.
Sally Carden
And then here's our day three Coachella outfit slay.
Braxton
Oh, it's so good. It's my favorite.
Daniel
Me too.
Braxton
So good.
Sally Carden
Okay, so now we're transitioning from the thongs to suits. We're going to Harvard. So this is going to be my outfit for attending a class and my fireside chat. And then during the day, I was like, I feel like we have to do a fun, like, Legally Blonde moment while we're there, too. So we're doing this pink set.
Daniel
Wait, with the hat.
Sally Carden
Okay. With this hat, which Reese Witherspoon wears. I don't know if Alex Earl can pull this off, but we're gonna try.
Braxton
Hey, I like it.
Daniel
And the pink shoes.
Sally Carden
And the pink shoes. This is perfect.
Daniel
And a nice pair of pills.
Sally Carden
Honey, pearls. Baby, you're all that I want Right here.
Braxton
My yaw.
Sally Carden
Baby, you're all that I want who.
Braxton
Are we gonna collab with this weekend?
Sally Carden
Oh, yeah. Should we predict our Coachella collabs? Because every year, we end up with the most random groups of people. Like, we have the craziest stories about people that we'll need to use.
Braxton
Like, oh, we really do. And we should tell that story one day.
Sally Carden
What story?
Braxton
With the security guard.
Sally Carden
No, I don't think that person would want to tell that story. That person was like, you can never tell that story.
Braxton
Well, you snooze, you lose.
Daniel
You know, the more time that I spend around you guys, I understand your code language. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sally Carden
Is that how we talk?
Braxton
Yes, and no one understands it.
Daniel
And you know what you guys are saying to one another?
Sally Carden
It's like alien language. Gotta get a little snack in before we leave. So many suitcases. How did we pack so much? We're going for two days. This is ridiculous. Come on. Welcome to Alex Air. Okay, so we actually weren't supposed to be on this plane, but something happened with another plane, and there was an accidental upgrade. So we are now on this, like, massive plane. Allie put two rooster feathers in her hair, and it looks there's just two.
Braxton
Strings they need to get out of my head. But, like, I kind of want to add more because then maybe it'll look good.
Sally Carden
Wait, boomerang. I forgot boomerang.
Braxton
In, out.
Sally Carden
Oh. Oh, that's it. You don't get it.
Braxton
Wait, is it bad? It's kind of giving millennial.
Sally Carden
We landed. We made it. Hi. Hello. This is our big Cahoon bus that we're gonna be taking all weekend long.
Braxton
When I'm on the road.
Daniel
There'S a.
Sally Carden
Bug in my eyes. We've touched down on the ground. We're going to get our passes. Thank you. So Braxton's very kind friends invited us to stay with them, and none of them are here yet, just us. And we don't, like, know what to do, and everything looks too nice to, like, even touch. Wait, guys, what are we doing here?
Braxton
It keeps growing.
Sally Carden
It keeps growing. Crazy.
Braxton
My God.
Hot Mess with Alix Earle: GRWM for Coachella – Detailed Summary
Release Date: April 17, 2025
In the "GRWM for Coachella" episode of Hot Mess with Alix Earle, host Alix Earle takes listeners behind the scenes of her meticulous preparation for the iconic music festival. The episode is segmented into various stages of gearing up, from outfit fittings to beauty routines, all infused with engaging conversations among Alix, her stylist Daniel, and friend Braxton. This summary captures the essence of their journey, highlighting key discussions, insights, and memorable quotes.
The episode kicks off with Alix expressing her excitement and slight nervousness about the Coachella fitting process. Having attended the festival twice before, she reflects on her evolving style—from self-styling the first year to collaborating with stylists in subsequent years.
Alix Earle [00:55]: "I felt like this is just a fun time to experiment."
Daniel, her stylist, presents a variety of outfits, sparking lively discussions about the direction of her festival look. Alix grapples with balancing a "chill" vibe versus embracing more extravagant, playful elements.
As Daniel showcases different outfits, the team deliberates over styles, accessories, and the overall aesthetic for Coachella. The dialogue is dynamic, filled with spontaneous remarks and humorous exchanges.
Alix Earle [03:02]: "But I don't want to be too cool because I'm excited."
Daniel [04:07]: "You're all that I want Right here."
The trio debates the merits of various pieces, such as faux fur, vintage designer items, and bold accessories. Alix showcases her desire to incorporate sparkles and chains, aiming for a standout look reminiscent of her past bold styles.
Alix Earle [04:14]: "It's so chic. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Those are amazing. Sally's gonna be so jealous."
The playful banter continues as they assess the practicality and statement of each outfit, ensuring that Alix's wardrobe is both festival-ready and expressive of her vibrant personality.
Transitioning from fashion, the episode delves into beauty preparations. Alix discusses her plans to lighten her hair and the importance of maintaining healthy locks despite frequent styling.
Alix Earle [08:33]: "We're going to do my hair a little blonder. I just need some fresh highlights."
She also mentions her skincare routine, including a lymphatic drainage massage, highlighting the balance between relaxation and the rigorous demands of festival readiness.
Alix Earle [06:07]: "They literally beat your body. I don't know. It drains all the fluids, and it's honestly pretty painful."
The conversation underscores the comprehensive nature of her preparation, emphasizing both aesthetic and wellness aspects.
As "Day Zero" approaches, Alix and her team focus on packing and organizing their schedule. The meticulous packing process is humorously portrayed, with discussions about outfit logistics and the transition from festival wear to business attire for subsequent commitments in Boston.
Alix Earle [12:10]: "I have to pack all this in the suitcase. I brought an extra suitcase with me just for Coachella clothes."
The team strategizes on how to balance their extravagant festival outfits with the more restrained business attire required for after the event, showcasing Alix's multifaceted lifestyle.
The journey continues with their travel to Coachella. An unexpected upgrade leads to humorous interactions on the plane, adding a lighthearted touch to their adventure.
Braxton [17:38]: "Wait, is it bad? It's kind of giving millennial."
Upon landing, the group expresses excitement about their accommodations and the upcoming festival activities.
Alix Earle [18:07]: "Wait, guys, what are we doing here?"
Braxton [18:33]: "My God."
Their arrival marks the culmination of their preparation efforts, setting the stage for the festival experience that awaits.
Throughout the episode, notable moments include:
Outfit Debates: The team's passionate discussions about style choices reflect the importance of personal expression at Coachella.
Daniel [04:27]: "Oh, My God. These are really cute."
Humorous Banter: Light-hearted conversations and playful teasing add a relatable and entertaining layer to the preparation process.
Sally Carden [10:16]: "Crowd again is going to be his surprise guest at the do lab, and he's going to bring out Justin Bieber..."
Beauty Routine Insights: Alix’s openness about her beauty routines offers listeners a glimpse into the dedication behind her polished appearance.
Alix Earle [09:30]: "I'm feathering. I look like the girl from that movie Darla."
Alix's approach to festival preparation is a blend of creativity, meticulous planning, and embracing spontaneity. Her interactions with Daniel and Braxton reveal the collaborative effort required to curate a memorable festival experience. The episode highlights themes of friendship, self-expression, and the balance between fun and functionality in event preparation.
While the transcript concludes before the festival officially begins, the anticipation and enthusiasm are palpable. Alix Earle successfully conveys the excitement and intricate planning that goes into making Coachella an unforgettable event. Listeners are left eager to follow her journey through the music and festivities that lie ahead.
Notable Quotes:
Alix Earle [06:33]: "Can you see my eyebrows? I feel like this is going to be the first Coachella where I'm wearing stuff that, like, I'm excited for good."
Daniel [14:07]: "Honey, you're all that I want Right here."
Braxton [11:17]: "Is it Day Zero?"
This episode of Hot Mess with Alix Earle offers an engaging and comprehensive look into the behind-the-scenes preparations for Coachella, blending fashion, beauty, and friendship into a relatable and entertaining narrative. Whether you're a festival enthusiast or simply enjoy a good preparation story, Alix's journey provides valuable insights and plenty of entertainment.