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You'll also get a designated academic coach who's with you throughout your entire program. Plus, career coaches are available to help you navigate your professional goals. A different future is closer than you think with Capella University. Learn more at Capella. Edu. Hey guys, welcome back to Hot Mess. I'm so excited for this one because it is me and my 12 best friends from college going to Mallorca and Croatia. And I would say our planning skills after this, I would say are zero. This was the most fun trip of my life. The most chaotic. I don't even know where to begin. There's no intro that will do this justice. I mean, there were moments of this trip where I was like, I need to get up and leave right now. I almost left and checked into a hotel at one point. It's like six of us girls using one towel in the bathroom. I mean, we basically stayed in the middle of nowhere in Mallorca. Even my driver who's from Mallorca was like, I've never seen this in my my entire life. I'm so excited to sit and watch it again. Like, we have so much footage. So this is going to be a little bit longer. It's going to be almost an hour long. I'm so excited for you guys to like get to see and get to know like my college friend group because they are truly one of a kind. And this is going to be on YouTube and Spotify, so subscribe on the channels, follow along. We're active on the socials again on Hot Mess. We're going to be putting out these weekly shows for you guys. So buckle up, grab your popcorn, you're going to want to watch this one. And welcome back to Hot Mess. Let me take you to traveling to Mallorca. You guys have no idea what it took to just get here. I've been traveling since 6am and it's currently 8:40pm and it was supposed to be a one hour flight. I went to the UK today. I saw all around the world. But we're finally here. My bags made it here. I feel like I was on 10 different airplanes, literally. How is someone supposed to travel with three suitcases? I need a hand to vlog. Getting a coffee. First time I've seen iced coffee in Europe. I'm so excited. Is it fun here? Are there fun places to go out? You have good spots to go, nice discos. Everything you need. I'm ready. We just stopped to see the sunset. Look how pretty it is. And I think our house is like somewhere down there. Okay. Well, I don't know if you can tell, but I was just crying and having a panic attack. And to get to the place that we're staying, you have to go up this really narrow windy road. And my driver was like, my car is not going to fit up there. But basically we drove an hour up this hill. We lost our cell service so we had like no maps. We had no idea where we're going. It was pitch black. Car like couldn't fit. It was actually really scary. But I made it here with Anna. We got lost and I had no service. Took an hour to get up this hill to get to the house. And then we got here and I had no service so I didn't know which house it was. So to walk into someone else's house, I'm screaming her name, bloody murderer. Because everyone else is at dinner and I'm like, anna, Anna. And I was seeing boys clothing so I knew it wasn't our house. And then thank God these other guys were in this house, gave me their wi fi so I could call them. And then I found out I was here. It was crazy. Even my driver just texted me because I kept saying to him, I was like, I'm so scared. And I was like on the verge of tears and he was like, it's okay. He was just like. I was a little scared too. But we made it. I'm fanning off. There's no AC in this house so I'm going to be living in front of this van. There's bugs everywhere. What do we do? I'm gonna get bitten up. Miss Girl don't do bugs. I cannot believe that I just had a 6:30am to 10:30pm travel day for somewhere that was a one hour flight away. And I can't believe I went to the uk. I'm in the mountains and off the grid with the bugs. Good vibes. I have a glass of wine. I think it took me longer to get here than it did to get to Europe from the U.S. probably. Wow. Yay. Yeah, there's bugs everywhere. I can't believe I went to Belgium today. Wait, you went to Belgium today? Yeah. What was the secret the brambles bought me thing? You flew from Belgium to here? They're so good. We need a cheers to the star of the trip. Yes. Owner of the Gert bags. Euro tour. Euro tour. Ready? 3, 2, 1. It's filled with old baby cribs. Oh, my God. No, no. This house is the scariest thing. It's from the 1300s. Guys, you should Ouija board. Well, I was PE and a goat chased me off the toilet. Oh, do you see that spider? Where? Watch out. Where? Where? Where? Well, no. Do you not see it? Oh, that's a good. That's a DL. That's a daddy long leg. You got it. What? No, I don't want to get it. You got it. But it's connected to something. Trust you to whip that thing. We got to trust you to whip that thing. Sarah did it web to my bag. Oh, my. Jeez, guys. I'm harmless, right? Yeah, no, they're fine. Yeah, but if that's on my face, we want. There's multiple. Oh, my God. There's multiple. And my room is right there. I don't want a daddy long leg on me when I'm sleeping. Good morning. Today's a wonderful day. We're going into town to get some coffee and some groceries when I'm on the road. That was actually us walking up this last night. We're lost. We have no service. We need a local tour guide at all times. Watch your head. We found them. Is that a matcha? Yes. Wait, I'll show you a picture of it. It was really good. She said no. Sorry. And I said, like. Just did some grocery shopping. I got kiwis, salami, and eggs. That should get me through the week. Just hiking home. Katie, why so heavy? This is my workout today. Bl. This is just. I can't. We made it. Let's unload the groceries. Wait. Don't you think that these Door handles look a little weird. Like, what is that? I'm confused. Why are there penis door handles everywhere? Yeah. Did you not see? Did you see? See what? The penis door handle. Yes, it's right here. Like, come on. What else would that be? That's very phallic shaped. Okay, so last night I came in here and see at this, like, window above the toilet, it was open, so there's these crates and there was a sheep. And I was peeing and it went. And I sprinted. Oh my gosh. It's so pretty. I have to jump in. Should I jump here? Wait, I don't know. Is it deep? Let's hope. Let's hope. Oh, I'm scared. I'm scared too. I don't know how deep it is. Why are you scared? Cuz I don't know if it's jello. Yes. Yay. It's so nice. Oh, no. Hey, why isn't the blood coming off? Honestly, making some eggs. I actually just almost shit my pants. I just literally took this risky thing off and exploded. When the moon hits your eye. Ooh, maybe I should use not metal. These actually look good. Smells good. And then I got a kiwi. I'm obsessed with kiwi and I feel like I never have it. Okay, this sticker just went inside. Hello. Where did it go? 3, 2, 1. Wait, it's low key. What do you think this stands for? It's a story. This is us. This is us. Look who made it. I'm making it. Yeah, you're making it up. Get ready. I'm doing it the outer way. Water for you. We have clothes. Wait, so you don't have your luggage? Where is she? She's not here. She's not here. We're ready for dinner. So hiking out of our castle on the hill. We are really gonna get our cardio in on this trip. We playing music for the ride. We made it to where there's cars that can get us. Cheers. Cheers. How was this real dinner? I feel like we've been here. Really? I'm going out to the club tonight. Beautiful. It's like Spidey and like, I would love to have you guys all come. Listen, our friend who is a model has done two shoots where she is a pregnant woman. What? It's all fake. It's fake. All fake. Let me see. Let me see. Let's. How did you not tell us this, guys? I did it twice too. You're like, you make a really good punk right now. Wait, right now? I was like holding my belly by the end I was like a strap attached, like here and here, and I could never pull it off. Oh, no. We've been at this dinner too long. Is it good? I'm not saying this is the best I've ever had. This is like the second best I've ever had. That was insane. This looks dirty. Gimbal. Natalie, are you excited? One picture and it's Anna. What? All right, we're gonna go around the table and say what we anticipate for the night. I think we're gonna have a lot of fun. I think we're gonna have a lot of trouble getting back up to our house. Like, I know we're not gonna be able to drive back up there, so I think we're gonna have to hike, which is not gonna be great. Tell Gimbal what you expect of a night. What do you think's a prediction for the night? I predict for the night that we're gonna have to walk up our, like, two mile long driveway. That ain't a prediction. That's map. But everyone's gonna, like, freak out. Everyone's like, it'll be fine. I'm like, what's gonna happen is we're gonna go to the cool and we're gonna show Mallorca what a Jersey turnpike is. That's what's gonna happen. We're just gonna go at like, a little. I literally annoy you. We could get into anything. The world is our oyster. Lucy is going to run off and fall asleep with the sheet. What are we doing? A prediction for the night. Someone's gonna fall in the hill up. And I think it's gonna be Anna. I have a feeling that we're not gonna be able to find a taxi home. And we're gonna have to just, like, find the most random people in the entire world. And they are not gonna bring us to the top, so we're gonna have to walk the entire thing. I think that the sheep are gonna come. We're gonna all have a massive play date. What's your prediction for tonight now? I think I already know what it is. What is it? I think getting back to our air, a very scary journey. I think Natalie is going to be the drunkest. I probably already am. I want to do an over under. If you think we're gonna get home before or after 4:00am? Oh, before 100%. I'm gonna say after. I would put 25 after 4:00am And I also have a prediction that someone is gonna come home without an essential article of clothing. So I actually have a prediction for tomorrow morning. And my prediction for tomorrow morning is the kitchen is gonna read like deli meats because we're all gonna leave them out like we did on our Europe trip two years ago, and it's gonna stink bad. My prediction for tonight is that I have a prediction that Lucy is gonna leave without her phone. I also have a prediction that Ella's gonna be mumbling her words in T minus two minutes, even though, like, I've been so annoyed, like, complaining about, like, everything that has gone wrong like, the second I got the villa, like, are you worried? And to Hannah, cuz, like, both of you took me underwing like Kristen and like, all of you, like, gave me different aspects to make me feel confident and happy tonight. And like I said on our way to the Uber that I felt like I was in, like, the princess protection program and she's getting makeover because, like, I didn't have anything. And like, Sarah gave me her nice ass uterine and. Thank you, girl. All right, cheers. Let's go to the club. No one has a drink left. All right, Chug and then to the club. To the club. Where you come from? I come from Miami. United States. One song. Yeah. Take me out to the place I belong, West Virginia. We are the first ones at the club. I'm crying. No one is here yet. Keep on running. He told me to tell everyone to sit down. Everyone needs to sit down. Big rulers just walking back home. This is crazy. Just walking back up. This is like a hike proper. Wait, you guys lied when you said this was easy. Yeah. We're not even halfway there. Holy. Look at the flashlights. Help, please. I'm more tired. I'm more tired than I'm here to admit. Good morning. We're on the way to the beach club and trying not to puke in the car right now. Feeling a little nauseous. But I don't think we went to bed until like 5ish. But we're ready to take on the day. To the beach club we go. I had the best time ever last night. Night. I think we had so much fun. We had random guys. What was up at the end? Like, all those guys infiltrated our table. Some flers were active. No. But then they were, like, pushed us over. Then they brought girls. Our friends brought guys onto the table. And then the guys brought girls and took over our table. I was like, wait, I don't think that was. We weren't paying attention to any of the guys that came to the table. So unfortunately they reacted. We got kicked off our Own table by trying to invite men because we kept only hanging out with each other. But I like sitting back and observing as someone who's in a relationship and just, like, watching. I'm like, go talk to them. It's fun for me to see the action. I'm so nauseous. I'm so nauseous. Who else want the ginger? Alex. We're all struggling a little bit, but the ginger ale has arrived. Guys, did we start? Open the other one. What? Oh, these are. These are the mints. It's probably under the seat. I was like, what? Lucy, why are you shaking so heavy? We somehow decided that we're gonna go on these, which go in the water. Wait, I'm so excited. They're out there. Yeah, we have to bring it in. Okay. Get it, girls. Are we all going to fit on this? Definitely. What if we sink it? We? Here we go. Mallorca Summer25. Someone has to go on. Oh, are we too many? Bye, Ava. Bye. I'm having so much fun. And we're still on the beach. Get us going, ladies. Yes, Ava. Thank you. Start paddling, girls. Yeah. Wait, we're cruising. Are we over the speed limit? What they say? €10. We'll paddle for you. Yeah, how about for free? Everyone on the beach right now is yelling at us. The lifeguard. Wait, it's stuck. Oh, no. All right, well, we're going to be stuck on shore. We're stuck. And Ava's taking pictures. Is it cute, though? Bonjour. Bonjour. We're getting yell. I don't think they want to see other. I have pedals so hard, and I've not made it more than, like, two feet away when I'm on the road. What? Wait, they sound fake. Yes. This is a crazy sight right now. Oh, hell. Wait. Why don't they like me now? Hungry. Hi there, my darling. Oh, my goodness. Papa. All right, we have changed, and we are on our way go to dinner. We're gonna have a dinner in town tonight. We were gonna do a crazier, clubbier type of place, but then we ended up canceling. One, because I think we're all still hungover from last night. And two, you know, we want to see the town hang out. I mean, this hike down on the road in a few. I don't know why she was so intimidating. I ran down the hill. Ready? And we're like, oh, she's leaving. That. She stops, and then she turns back around this. This is the goat chasing Emma out of the house. I could have, like, Reacted crazier. Guys, I'm walking to our house. We're planning our defense for when we go home. For the sheep that's guarding our house that won't let us in. It was inside the house earlier. It's her home, and we're just visitors. And she does not like us. Her name is. And then one of the strategists helps Lucy come in. Shut the door. Get the big thing down. Hodor. This is who we're up against. She's a unit. We're going to see the mantha. All right, who's throwing hands first? For real. Sarah's our front line. Lock in. Lock in. We need to lock in. Hannah, shut up. Okay. Anna. Who just did that? She's gone. She's gone. She's gone. She's gonna be scared. We're doing a boat day. We made it. That water. I walked in. Jump, jump. Wait, I'm not putting these on. I'm scared. Hold my hand. No, I want to go in first. Like that. I'm being a. It's not scary. What is your toes doing? Three, two, bust down. Yes. I think I need a shirt for lunch. Should I get this? Braxton will be so happy. I should get it for the least. But I didn't break anything. Thanks. You. At this point, honestly, these are kind of hunty. Some Jord. These and a boot. Yeah. Coachella. I'm going to get one of these for Sally because she loves these. I don't know if she has any of these. These look like a rare find. I mean, do we need one? Oh, my God. A mini labubu. So cute. Okay. And this, please. Wow. I'm so excited. Mini labubu. Unboxing. What? Sangrias. What? Two sangrias. Two pina coladas. What? Wait, that's a lefufu. A lefufu. That's the fufuiest. This is, I guess, the secret one. Damn it. Let's give it to Natalie. I got duped. Do you like my shirt? I mean, I'm very. Where did you get that? I'm at the store shop. I love that. So proud of you. I'm so proud of you. Okay. Love you. Thank you so much. You're very welcome. This looks good. It's really good. Cheers. We got some bottles of wine and we're back on our last hike home because we're staying in tonight, cooking pasta. I still have my mug from coffee this morning. I took. I took from the house. Wow. Love it here. But honestly, I'm excited to get to Croatia. Cuz. This hike. Look, we have an hour and 10 minute drive home right now. Like, wherever anything else is, that's where we're not just finished cleaning up the Airbnb. We're leaving out of here. But man is probably sitting out there waiting for us to come out there so she can charge us. I think this is only like a quarter our luggage. It's only one of three of my suitcases, but we just cooked some dinner tonight and we made pasta, so. Did you hit your head on the ceiling? We are traveling to Croatia. We're leaving at 3am it's currently 11:17. By the time I sleep, it's going to be three hours. And then we have a connecting flight in Geneva. Don't know where that is. And then we're going to be in Croatia. We land at Split, so there's like, different islands. So we land in Split. We have to take a ferry or a boat to Havar, which is where we're staying. But I've heard the best things about Croatia. I'm excited that we don't have to hike again, if we're being honest. And I'm excited for air conditioning, but sad to leave our castle in Mallorca. Okay, how did we get the suitcases down? Hey. Getting an iced coffee. My friends are out there waiting for me, but I was like, if I have caffeine in my system right now, might be going down. Yeah, this is great. Thank you. You have to try a nice coffee one time. Great workout y cardio. Thank you so much. We travel light. Coffee secured. Now we need to take a boat to Havar. We're at Split right now. Is Split an island? I need to look at a map. I think, honestly, my geography is so bad, it's embarrassing. Croatia. We're here. Havar. The water's so blue, guys. Omg. Oh, yeah. I'm liking this. All right, we've made it. We're hiking through these people's yard and then up these stairs to get to our Airbnb. I mean, seriously, we're so annoying. If I was laying out right now. The big mamas are here. We're really hikers on this truck now. We're going all the way up. I cannot. We made it to lunch, which is, like, right across from where we're staying. Zoom in there. I mean, I'm literally a hiker. Could just wait until you guys see the one bedroom in this house. We're going to make a bucket list of what everyone has to complete on this trip, so we got to spice it Up a little. Apparently there's a 12:30pm curfew here, which I feel like can't be real. What about the other islands? Split doesn't have one. Should we take an hour each way just to go out? Let's get jet skis. Okay, well, we need to make friends with people who have, like, mansion parties. Wait. Raise your hand if you got the DM from those girls asking to party and split. And if you haven't, check your hidden requests because it's there. It's waiting for you. The girl who's asking for us? Yes. Like the 18th birthday party. No. No more partying with high schoolers. Every single person has to have, like, a dare a little bit niche. Someone start a notes app that has, like, a checklist. Wait, Anna. Yeah. Oh, man, that's good. Okay, more than that. I can do that. Maybe he'll let us throw a party here. Okay. Oh, my God. I don't know who I would say probably open bar, but someone has to meet, like, a rich guy out. That's gonna take us. Oh, yes, Hannah. We all need to get into that mindset. What position do you do? The right offense. The left. Because we're gonna say that we're a women's rugby team. People ask us how we know each other. Band name, the Gurks. It's lead singers, Natalie and Lars. Beatboxer Hannah. Electric keyboard, Kirsten. Drummer Emma. Background dancers, me and Alex. The triangle Anna. But off beat, obviously. Electric guitar, Kristen and Kate. Production specialist Sarah. Lighting Lucy. Stylist Ava. Promoters, Fatty and the Baker. I've never seen iced coffee in Europe like this. Taste test. I. Scotty, review. That's the biggest bug I've ever seen in my life. That's like a mountain lion. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It has wings. Bug reveal. It's behind lard. Is that bug dangerous? Oh, my. Oh, my God. They can sense your fear. Okay, it's just eating my drink. Yeah, but it's, like, seriously sucking it down. Is it gonna get drunk now? It wants Ella's beer, but it's gone. Oh, guys, it's literally drunk. Look at it to fly. Okay. Can you Venmo me at least? Cheers. Wow. Really good. We made it to our villa in Croatia, so I'm going to give you guys a tour. Over here, we have the water and a nice little table. There's a hot tub, of course, and. And a pizza oven. Oh. So I fought tooth and nail to get up into this room. So this is where we're staying in here. I was gonna stay in a cot, but then we got a queen pull out over here, which we just have to figure out to find some sheets for this. And this is my luggage wall. And now we have our love island get ready with me table. And the girls are still saying over here. Our bathrooms over here. Wait, did you see the shower? The showers looks hazardous. My head was touching the big, like, first of all, water jug up there. That looks hazardous. Cuz it looks like you're getting electrocuted in this slippery step. Looks very hazardous. Don't take a dookie in the toilet here. The view is very stunning. Here's our balcony. And then it's like separate apartments. So this is where I was supposed to stay. And I said, I'm not doing that. Mama's going upstairs. It's a grand. Hey. Hey. Does everyone have clothes on? No one has clothes on. No. I'm naked. Don't be watching the violin without me. There's not enough room to get your fingers in to turn it, so you have to wait. Are we locked in? I'm stressed. It always hurts my finger when I do it. Like they didn't make enough room today. Wait, I'm anxious. No, it happens every time. Wait, it turns the other way. Oh, my gosh. Okay, well, I was going to stick my hand out to get it from the outside. Are we going to get kidnapped? Oh, the. The host is literally the most pressure in her life. Can someone call someone? If anyone can do it, it's Emma. No, I mean, I'll break down the hospital. We should lock all of the rest of these. Hello. There we go. We knew you could get it, Mob master. This is the remaining G bags in here. Oh, how lovely. I haven't been down here yet. Time to get ready for dinner. And I think we're gonna do a lot more clubbing here because we don't have to do so much hiking. And time to see what Croatia is all about. We're taking shots. You know what? We've done good today because this is our second meal where we've gotten shots sent over. My ladies are cooking. Hey, is this giving liquor? Oh, yes. You're welcome. Thank you. So good. It smells like Christmas. Like Christmas tree with. I feel like I have a cinnamon cookie on my tongue with rapa. You guys have to take it because we did. It's actually good. You guys realize that at lunch today, we all said we haven't been sent drinks, and then we got shots there and here. That's what I said. Christmas. Yeah, Christmas. Okay, we're trying to find a bar. I feel like I'm in Disneyland right now. Like, these buildings look fake. This bar does not look lively. Let's put our heads together. The apartment. No. You locked the door. Oh, leave it to us to find the only bar that's like, beyond Plain Walk. Of course we're going to find the most, like, ratchet American dessert in here. But it turns into a club. They said. So we're having drinks. We got vouchers for free shots. Oh, that feels really good. I need the right side of that is probably the first. Hit the black button three times fast. No, no. Face it. And it'll be fine. Great. I love sa. I just made my bed. We have some neon green sheets. We're ready for bed. Good night. Boat day. We're gonna see caves. And I get very claustrophobic. So I don't know if I'm gonna like this. I don't feel hungover. I think it's cuz. Guys, I'm telling you, my new trick at the bars. You have to, like, drink water in between your drink. Here we are. Is that it? Yeah, that's it. That spider. Good morning, Sam. Wait. I kind of want to hold it. Trying to hold it from the bottom. That looks scary. Ah. Oh, my God. I'm gonna eat it. I don't know why you didn't eat the tuna. It's stuck on Natalie forever. It's just like, ow. Wow. Would you look at that? Are you gonna eat this uni? I want to try. Wow. Yeah. Good. It's like fishy butter. It's the best uni I've ever had. Oh, my God. That was the best one you've ever had ever in my life. I think I would right now. Do they need water to survive? Like, time to go, little guy. While we wait for the boat tour. We're at the bar. I need an iced coffee and a tequila. Sun rice. We're hardcore tourist shopping. We're going in that hole. Don't be afraid. Closer is bigger. And I will be here in this position all the time. Have special catc. That's easy for me. Oh, I'm so scared. I'm the most claustrophobic person. Okay. Me. Okay. Here we go. Oh, thank you. Kayla. Take your street. Yeah. Take a look. You from the right side. Take a look from the side on the bottom only right side. Can you see that blue on the bottom? So that blue is not coming through this entrance. Oriental zone. Because on this entrance is not enough. That blue is coming down this right wall. From the main space of the cave. But that part will explain the better inside the caves. And you from the left side. I will mind one exit. You'll see that position too. This feels like fake cave. Is 24 meters long. All you can see around us here remains natural. Thank you. A good group. I think they're having a tea party underwater. I'm the only one who didn't go. But there's this little cave, and you basically like to get into it. You have to dive down. And then the guy that we were with was pushing us down so they didn't hit their heads. And I watched it, and it was like 10 seconds of holding your breath. And I was like, I can't do that. I'll drown. I could barely hold my breath for two seconds. And I'm so claustrophobic. So I'm the only one left. Didn't go. What is it, Ghivile? Do we have any more wine, Chris? I can't take a better picture. I love it. Mario, should we put them back in the water? Okay, yeah. Bye, guys. Bye, friends. Bye, friend. They are super fun. Super hard. I like to grab it. Sarah's soaking her toe in vinegar because she stepped on the urchin. You stopped? I stopped. It stinks. An hour and a half since we got back. I've been so cute. Rise and shine. Last night we had. I don't even know. I don't remember really the end of the night, but we had a good time. We went out with, like, our boat captain and his friends. So we think that there's some conspiracy going on here. And I'm like, wait, are we gonna be murdered? Let's think with our heads. So the first night, because I'm like, this can't all be a coincidence. First night we went out, two of my friends were talking to two guys that, like, approached them at the bar, and whatever. Yesterday we go on this boat, and this boat captain's there. He's, like, flirting with my other friend. So we were like, okay, whatever. Come out with us later. So we see the boat captain out, which he just happens to be walking by where we're sitting at dinner. We're about to take a group picture. Yeah. And then he comes in. He goes, I can take it. Comes out of the sky. Anywho. We then go out to this bar, and we see the two guys from the first night that we're talking to my other friends. And he's saying that they are friends and that they know each other. And then that one of them is his brother or something. I had a conviction, conspiracy theory that they were going to murder us. Because I was like, how do all of you guys find boys? And all of them are friends and know each other and just happen to approach us. Like, let's think with our heads. So now we're getting ready. I also feel like I have a concussion last night from that shot I took where they banged like a rock on my head. And we're going to this place, Carpe Diem, which is like, the place everyone says you have to go. Go here. We're going from, like, 5:00pm until midnight, and then who knows if we'll go on offer, But I feel like we shouldn't. But I feel like we will. We probably will. We're getting ready in our Love island setup over here. I'm having my dinner, or I guess my breakfast. Night three in Croatia, here we come. Outfit of the night. We're ready to go. It's hot as balls out here right now. Feel like I'm in a sauna. There's a bee trying to get into your bag. Hey, this is a Bottega. Get away. Food's excited for carpe diem. Off we go to Carpe Diem. We're taking a little boat. They gave us free shots. Alex was really excited about this one. Let's say that you have your girlfriend and her name is Alex. What would you say? Yay. All right, we gotta get on this boat. Your bag is gone. Okay. Okay. Go get it. Bag reveal. Go get your bag. Apparently, the current's really high, and we have to. Wait a second. Wait. This boat can't leave. Our friend's just going back for her bag, and then she's coming back. All we had to get was the boost. Alex, reveal. Coming on the boat. Can we. Can we do a countdown? Hold your hand up. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. Okay, we're good. We're all here. They tried to not let me take this glass out, and I said, I have to go. I said, I have to have my margarita. Are we going out? Obviously, we're going out. Hot dog. Reveal. These ladies don't eat in the car. Oh, my God. Save it. Unreal. Good morning. Tomorrow time to beach. Beach club. I cannot believe the night that everyone had last night. There was boys back at our casa. I was sleeping. Did they laugh at our. At our house? They laughed at the fact that there was no tomorrow. It's so pretty. Wait, so I told you guys that our boat captain has, like, somehow ended up at the same place as us for every single thing. He also was at the club we were at last night. All of a sudden, he's flying in front of us right now. I need him to come back. We're just sitting here on our beach chairs. Oh, my God. Is he done? He might be. There he is. Our shining star. Mark Mario. Reveal. Oh, my God. Again. He's loving the attention. Okay, we're gonna go on this obstacle course. I'm ready. I'm so excited. It's literally just us in, like, five year olds. What happened to your mascara? I'm so excited. Oh, wow. Is this our wristband? Is that Lucy? Look at her. Lucy just face planted. She's in the hat. That was the best, best thing ever. Back to the beach. Oh, I just took the best nap ever. I had a mojito and then I fell asleep. Oh, my God. The ocean is crashing. It was actually the best nap I think I've ever had in my life. Last night reveal. Hot side dish. It's our last night, so we're doing a family dinner, and we're sad and we need wine. Guys, how many glasses of wine? Reveal. The worst tick with this reveal. And one person says it, and then we all say it. Like she said, wine reveal. And the three of us go, wine reveal. Cheers. The rest of y', all, Are we cheersing? They said not yet. Girls are fighting. I'm kidding. Sometimes I feel like no one gets my jokes. Cheers. Cheers. Love you. Best trip ever. So much. Oh, my God. Oh, here come the terror. Sh. I kind of feel like we should come back here. Every year. I've heard that you do, like, a sailboat and you go to all the different islands in Croatia, and, like, that's the best experience. I literally thought we were in Italy until, like, a week ago. I was like, oh, we're going to Italy. We just got invited to go on a yacht tonight. I think we have to go. It's our last night in our villa. End of our trip. So we wanted to do questions of the night. We just had a twerk contest. Toy contest. Couldn't be filmed, though, for you guys. So wait, who won? Natalie won. Okay, what's the group chat name and is there a story behind it? Oh, the GK Bags. This is our group chat name. And basically it's cuz we're a band. It's based on the Dirt Bags from Key West. Yeah, the Dirt bags is our favorite band in Key West. And then Gurks is what we call girls. So we say, like, gurks or gherkin. So it became the G bags. And then we all have a different role in the band. I'm backup dancer, beatboxer. I think we're both. We're both lead singer. I'm the triangle. That's a flex. What? The triangle. Lead singer. Natalie can't be the lead singer and the best worker. We can't give her all of that. She going to explode from key compliments. Who's most likely to disappear during a night out? Lucy. Who is the most fiery? Oh, Sarah. Sarah. No. I feel like it could be. No, it's you who's here. It's Sarah. Who is the biggest flirt. Before she had a boyfriend. Yeah. Before she had a boyfriend. Who is the funniest slash most likely to do something? Absurd Lard. But the absurd. Natalie. It said, I don't know why you finally do something. So you think Ella's funnier than. Who's the mom who planned this trip? Sarah. I'm Brooke. And you? I made the reservations once we got here. What's the. The song that instantly brings us back to college right down the line. What a life. But that was more like niche. We like ribs by Lord. But that was me. Back to college in, like, a way of, like, the future. Yeah. Yeah. When you think of this group, what's the first wild story that comes to mind? Oh, last night, Mario. This whole trip, Mario. Last night, we didn't even explain. Explained the lore of last night, really, which we can't really get into. All we can say is that there was a three man. There were three men. There was men brought back to the villa, and it was like love island. It was proper love island. Yeah. Who helps us stay the most connected? Post grad still, though, I feel like is the one that I think of, like, the trip. Making it out of the group chat is Sarah. I would say just everyone in general, like, no one doesn't want a really good job because that's hard. Post grad is like, if you don't put in the effort, especially, like, when we live in two different states. How do you define friendship now, post grad and how is it different? How do people show up in different ways? In college, I feel like everything's just, like, together or you leave together, you go out together. Yeah. You're in the same sorority or whatever. Like, not all of us. You have to put in the effort after college, like, it's people who you really want to be friends with. Like, a lot. In college, I feel like there was a lot of friends that Were just like, maybe going out friends. And afterwards, I feel like it's who you actually like, vibe with because time is precious. How do you make friends now? Where do you meet people? Slash, what do you recommend? A big thing is like mutual friends when you're out. Yeah, mutual friends. Yeah. That's how I met. Is like anyone who I'm kind of friends with and then I meet their friends. I would say mutual friends is a really big thing. Yeah. And I also think a good way to meet people is like an app like Bumble bff. I think that's a good way to meet people. Cuz like, honestly, I feel like if I didn't have you guys, I would be. I. I like. It's hard to make friends. It's hard. Especially if you live in New York City. And it's a good app. Helps you find friendships, helps you find people who just, like, match your vibe. And I think it's good too, for like, meetups and meeting with people. Like, there's stuff you can do that's like, oh, if you want to go to workout class together, you want to go for something. But even moving to a new city, like Hannah's moving to New York, that's hard. So I also feel like knowing people are open to making new friends as well is like, yeah, yeah, that's. I feel like a really a green flag is like, if someone else is also on Bumble bff, it's like, okay, well, they also want to make a friend and like, are here for the right reason. So I really like that. And it's perfect for meeting people post grad in general. This could be you. This could be you without you. Huh? It.
