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- [00:01]
Emma
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- [00:29]
Sally
It's Friday youy outfit of the night for going out. Night one. Everyone's already outside taking pictures. I'm a little slow to get ready. So tonight I'm hosting a party for sip margs at Common ground, which is this, like, bar, clubby type of place. They have, like, a bowling alley in there. Last year when we went, my friend ended up face planting on a table and taking out, like, a whole entire pizza that wasn't ours, so. So I use three different perfumes, get the hair. And this is probably the most important step of any getting ready process is the body glow. Because I like to mix this glow with some lotion so it spreads a little more. It just makes your legs and limbs look, like, a little bit healthier. Like there's some life in you. The decolletage, then you got to get your hands. Being a girl is exhausting. Like, there's 50 million things. I said I was ready 20 minutes ago, but then I'm like, oh, my God. I have to, like, a glow my earlobes. Now let's pick out earrings. This is probably the most important step for me is sunglasses. Because when your girl goes out, my eyes go in 10 different directions. I've tried, like, drinking water. It just doesn't help. The second I have a drink, my eyes just like. So we're sunglassing. And this is our Tiana vibe of the night. I'm feeling like the skirt's going to go with, like, the spicy margarita vibe. And then we have some under boob if we want to do that. Let's go see what everyone's doing outside without me. I see them like, hello. This is rude. Go, Sally, go. Welcome to content time. I'm gonna make a TikTok, so you're gonna watch me be embarrassing, But I want to be, like, what does it say? Big. Like, I want to eat it. Yeah. Okay, wait, maybe. Laura, help me. Okay. I want to be, like, walking with this big ball sack. Like, I want to eat it. And if I Can't come, then I'm gonna eat it and then wipe away. And then I'm gonna do, like, mega slow mo clips of us at the club. It's not bad. It's. We haven't seen Ashton once this entire trip. Where are you hiding with us anymore? Ashton, what's wrong? The deer want to come with us. Look at them. They're like, can I have a margarita? Bye, guys. We'll let you know how the night was. Who's ready? Someone said, I don't know why, but you look like a laugh. That's a compliment. So we're driving, and this road just reminded me of the first year when we all came to Montauk together. We had these drivers. We're driving Teslas. And they would take us everywhere, would pack, like, 20 of us in the. The car in a tiny Tesla, like, not. And was driving, like, 80 miles an hour, like, to the point where I was, like, tapping him. I was like, please stop. Like, please go slower. I was like, I'm scared for my life right now. Like, we're all holding on and, like, hitting these bumps, like, almost running into cars, and I was scared for my life. We get back to the house. He, like, somehow came in our house. Emma did invite him in. He came in and was literally like, party's here. I was like, I don't know what to do right now is take the tequila. Like, get out. The story didn't eat. You need to say, like, these drivers were. They were what? I'm on the edge of my seat. Don't be illegal. Great song. Ooh, this is my favorite restaurant in the Hamptons. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Spicy margarita. Someone is getting us shots. Here we go. Oh, we're starting off strong. We're going to be a little drunk. We're taking shots between the two tables here. We've literally been at dinner for five minutes. Cheers. Yeah, me too. So happy to get to meet y'.
- [04:08]
Emma
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- [04:08]
Sally
So happy freaking out. Most importantly, happy birthday, Bird over here. Ashton hasn't talked to us, like, all week. And she just had one ass genie. And look at her now. She's happy. I haven't seen her smile in a week. Those are really good. We're drunk. And guess what? We got invited on a boat tomorrow. We're cooking. We're just getting out to see fireworks. Guys. I keep, like, dancing and twerking. That's okay. No, like, I do it where I should eat that kitty in the hideaway. Honestly, worst. I can't believe they're saying that on National Television. And now we're saying it on national television. Eat that kitty. Eat that kitty, kitty. This is Christmas. There's Mars. There's Mars. Where? Yes, there's a fireplace. So we're in the hideaway. And here we go to the best night of our lives. We're just having a little fire in the back of the car. Are you kidding? I just sprayed me in the eyeball. I didn't bite it or anything. Actually, I didn't. Wait, why did that spray? Because you have upside down. Okay, because turn it upside down on purpose. Are you shotgunning? You shotgunning? Sally's shotgunning. Look, you are. Poke that hole and suck it. Babe, were you filming? Yeah. Can we replay that? Are you kidding? I cut my finger. Guys, we got here and I lost my heel. It's back here. It's on the windowsill. We're ready to go. Wait, where's my sunglasses? Did anyone take my sunglasses? Okay, we're coming in hot. Sal, you're bowling. All right, let's see. Alexo in the heel. Oh, my God. Right to the empty spot. Just like I chalked it up. That's what you wanted. I'm expecting a strike and nothing less. That was really good, Alex. I hate it here. We haven't even gotten into the club yet. Oh, my God, you're cool. Go, Ava P. Go, Ava P. Ava passes straight. I didn't even think. Oh, my God. It's a hot mess, Summer. I don't know why this is so zoomed in, but we left the club back to the bowling alley because we were overstimulated. We're gonna party bus home. Like, sometimes the club is just too much. I'm like, I just want to be with my friends. This my party trip. No, no, no. This is where I was sleeping. No, there's a spider. Oh, God. Mommy. Mommy has a headache. Wait, we want to finish the Love island episode. Oh, yeah. Let's turn it on. I was eating my Sour Patch Kids. No, I bought them. I just bought these. Oh, then where did mine go? Yours are in the thing. Breakfast. Oh, my gosh. Ashton and Sally brought me goodies. Yes. My head feels like a bowling ball. Like, it actually feels like someone's punching me repeatedly in the face. Wait, how the hell did you go to Pilates this morning, Sally? I opened my eyes and your text was like, something about being in Pilates this morning. And I'm like, wait, like, this morning, I feel like I finally woke a little bit. It is about 5pm it's actually 4:44 right now make a wish. Okay, so we're going back to the restaurant that we were at last night because the owner invited us on his BE boat and we're gonna go see fireworks and have some dinner and drinks. I told you guys, this is my favorite spot. So going back to the scene of the crime. But we're not going out tonight. And I'm serious, I mean it. We have to be at Surf lodge tomorrow at 5pm which means we probably want to start pregaming at like 330, which means we win. Be ready at 3 or like 2 30. I want to like take pictures, so that means I need to start getting ready at like noon. And I didn't wake up till one, but he today, so that can't be happening. I'm texting people cuz I'm hosting a pregame here tomorrow. I'm so excited. Let's do some makeup. I don't know what to wear tonight. I don't know if I have anything like super fancy. I do have whatever this is, but I honestly, I thought it was like a set. Oh, you know what? I have this, which would be perfect. I think if I just steam it. I think this would be good with my block. That was easier than I thought. All right, let me show you the final fit. I mean, what's up with me in the side parts recently? I'm loving them. So me and Ashton are going to this dinner and my nipple stickers are out. Perfect. And then we're gonna go meet up with everyone and get on this boat, I guess so we'll see how it goes. Okay. We're out in the wild, we're trying to find our friends on this boat. I think it's this way. All I know is that they're on a big boat and they're having drinks. I'm scared I'm gonna fall into the water with the gays. They're drinking with the gays. I'm gonna fall. It's also like raining and wet. Careful. Do you see them? Those are Sally's heels. Oh, I know them. Hello. Hi. We said we weren't going out, but we're just having one drink. I want to go. They want to feed us and give us alcohol. What are we supposed to do? Here's the plan. We're gonna go walk and get a coffee. I'm gonna clean the house because we're gonna have pregame. And then I'm gonna maybe do some crunches. And then we're gonna go to surf lunch. 1, 2, 3. Get up all Right, we're up, we're grooving, we have to clean. Okay. Sarah made a clean your shit pile, which is what she always made when we lived together. She would just pile all my in one and say clean your. I have to clean my. Oh, look at Sally. I thought you saw her outside. The tent at Surf Lodge is gone. Gone because the sun is out. The sun is out. It's been cloudy all week. We're gonna get a good tan, get ready. And my period went away today. Her period went away today. We invited maybe 45 strangers to our table. Having a mixer. We've been collecting. This is our favorite thing to do is like put a bunch of random people together and like watch everyone mix and mingle. And our mixer today, we have our waiter, we have our waiter, we have my cousin, we have the owner of this restaurant, we have. Hey. We have the dj. We have someone from the New York magazine that I met at dinner last night. Ashton's friends from college. These guys going to be the best day ever. Ava's co star woke up today and said, alex can help you plot revenge. And I said, that's a little too what I want to hear. The day couldn't be going better. We've all been preparing all weekend just for the s. We're trying the slushy machine Y. Oh, we're making slushies. Grabbing st marks. Okay, well we'll keep you guys updated cuz I have to wash my hair, I have to do some crunches and I have to get ready. Where's the frog, froggy boy? I mean we have a zipper. Wait, it's so small. Oh, help him. He's literally jumping to you like a mama. Oh. Oh my God. Sorry. Wait, he just can jump and fall. Go baby. He's so little. Go baby, go. Hey, that frog was really cute. How many ounces is we're frozen Mar? 12 fluid ounces. Okay, so I think we need to add more than one because I it says 16 to 64, so let's add one and a half. On the road it can take up to 30 minutes. Well, I mean, yeah, how are they going to get it to be ice cubes 10 hours later? 24, 36, 48. Big brain over here. Smarter than you guys think I am. Big brain. Go Ava, go. Look, see what we have going on out here for our pregame, we have two sit marks coolers. Oh, we got to put more marks in here. That's just enough for me alone. All right, I just got my hair done. Now it's Time to get ready. I mean, oh, it's so nice out. The sun literally has not been out since we've been here. I'm so excited. Outfit of the day is dressing like the margarita can. So this blue and yellow dress. Cookie Puss. She was like, it's called Cookie Puss. I was like, what do you mean? She's like, let's go, Cookie Puss. Hunter and Connor got me Cookie Puss. Cookie Puss reveal. It's my best friend. I slept with them in my bed last night. I love Cookie Puss. Cookie Puss is going to be destroyed later. Should we pop a ronies? Yes. Should we do it outside? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What does shot reveal mean? What does it reveal, though? Cartwheel reveal. He wanted to do a cartwheel model. Who's ready to sludge? Where are we? So beautiful. One, two, three. One, two, three. We have to throw all those hats later remarks this. Now what I'm calling. Trying to get back to the hotel room, but it's a really hard journey. There's rocks and there's sand. Hey, what's going on? But he was nice. He said, you're beautiful. Don't ever let anybody tell you otherwise, okay? So I need you to know that 21 is my lucky number after party. And now we're best friends. Hey, guys. So we're on our way to Mary Lou's. I don't know what it is, but apparently people have a lot of fun here. I'm excited. I'm up. Everyone's up. But we're a little confused. Everything happened really quickly. We were in pajamas 10 minutes ago at the house. And then a rapid decision happened. That's when the best nights happen, right, Alex? I know it's late. I think I'm get a picture with L. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Nice to meet you. Oh, no way. Have a good one. New reveal. We were eating these last night, and I actually was like, ew. Oh, my God. I'm going to puke. And last night I was like, sally, it's the best thing ever. This is the best thing ever happen. And I choked on it. Spit it out. I have, like 45 meetings today, so I got to get up. I got to get mobile.