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Get ready with me for the Kentucky Oaks. Mom, can you not rock it? I always clam up. Wow. It's Kentucky Derby Day 1. So this is the Kentucky Oaks race. Braxton doesn't come until tonight. I got up this morning, morning at 4am to get here. I had a connecting flight in Charlotte. And guys, let me tell you two things. While I stopped in Charlotte, being from the northeast and observing everyone from the South, I'm like, this is a different world. First of all, everyone is so nice. You're getting a water bottle in the airport and they're like, how's your day going? Love your sweatshirt. And I'm like, what do you want from me? Even on the airplane, people are like bumping into each other and they're like, I'm sorry, like, making jokes. In New York, if you, like run into someone, they'll literally turn around and punch you in the face or like curse you out. I know Braxton's from the South. That's why he's so nice. It's so amazing. Like, everyone here is so pleasant. So my mom is also here this weekend with like, her best friend. And I'm just so excited that they're coming with us. It actually means the world to me. And I'm a little scared because there's parties going on this weekend. My mom is going to be like, I want to party. She's crazier than I am. I think you guys are really gonna like my mom on the vlog. Someone asked if they could do like, an interview with my mom for Mother's Day. Like, about me, with me not there. And I was like, no. My mom is like. She just has no filter. She's like my grandma, too. So I went to see Dr. Mian this week, and we did, like, full extractions again. I remember if you guys remember from the last time, because now I feel like everything's kind of, like, coming to the surface. I'm really trying not to touch and pick my face. I think me picking my face is, like, 80 of the reason that my skin is the way it is, because you make it so much worse. So I'm really trying to have patience right now. Patience is a virtue. You. So, basically, I came to this weekend last year, and it is a lot of fun. It's just like a different world. Like, I've never really been to a horse race like this before. It kind of feels like the Hunger Games when everyone is, like, dressed up in all these crazy hats. Like, I went downstairs in the hotel today, and some lady had a hat that was, like, literally a pot of flowers on her head. And I am obsessed with horses. I'm used to ride horses. Last year, we had a lot of fun. There's basically, like, a bunch of different spots you can watch the race from. And we were kind of just walking around saying hi to a bunch of different people. We're, like, double dating this weekend. We have Josh and Gabby. I'm pretty sure Isaac and Ali are also here, which me and Braxton are obsessed with them, so we're so excited. And the other really fun thing is betting on the races. I'm never a big gambler because I'm like. I feel like you're just throwing your money away for stuff like this. It does make it, like, really, really fun. And I remember last year, everyone's, like, chanting and cheering for who they bet on. And I'm not, like, big into looking at the horse's stats. I don't want to go off of, like, this horse is number one. I. I like their names. That's what I would do for March Madness all the time. In high school, when I literally didn't know anything about sports, I was just like, whoever has the coolest name, I'm going to pick, and I would always win the bracket. And plus, it'll be good if Braxton's here, because then I can use his money to bet. So then it makes it, like, way more fun. This is a test to see if Braxton watches my vlogs. So Braxton's flying in later today, because he is training right now for football. So he's going to meet us at the race. He's going to come straight from the airport. And today is the Kentucky Oak. So it's the day before the Kentucky Derby, and everyone wears pink. That's, like, the theme of today. I don't have any pink to wear, but last year I did wear pink. What I am wearing today, though, I'm curious how it's gonna go, because the dress basically looks like a Kentucky Derby hat. Kind of like that same material. The only problem is it's just, like, big and massive and, like, swirly and, like, it does at sometimes look like I'm just a floating head. So I have to kind of, like, bend it in the right way. So it could either be really cute or it could be like, oof. Like, she had a big mishap with her outfit. What's going on? What look should I do for the eyes? I don't want to do too much. Maybe I will do some glitter. Look who's the Wicked Witch of the West. Hey, Mom. She's gonna help me get dressed. Am I in video right now? Yeah, you look beautiful. Wow. Face card doesn't decline. This is my Aunt Joy. She's like my fake aunt, my mom's best friend. I took my hat off. Well, that's not very Kentucky Derby of you. I'll put it back on a little bit. Oh, I need to do my trans. Perfect. There's a little corset under the corset. Oh, geez. The glasses are coming on. There's a corset under. Okay, I got it. Yeah. Okay. I mean, yeah. Well, hold on. Do you want me to take the tag off? No. And yet again, we have a tag on the clothing. Oh, my gosh. This is, like, the material of what the derby hats are. And I also have to do my hair. Oh, Alex, you don't need to do your hair. We're going. I just was gonna, like, pin it a little bit. Is that the tightest? Yes. What's the only. It gets looser down there. Okay, now the zipper. You're gonna need a little breathing room. No, I'm not hoping I get makeup on there. Oh, Jesus. Just a little bit. You did just. I don't know. So here's the dress. It's so cute. Basically, you can, like, play around with this. I just don't wanna look like the headless horseman. So I think we're gonna, like, go like this. Yeah. Like that a little bit. Cause, like. Yeah. Cause then it won't get on your makeup and everything. So I have this little guy, but I'm thinking I want to pin my hair just a little bit. I mean, are you supposed to, like, have this suffocating you? Oh, my God, how cute. So I'm gonna pin my hair. Be right back. Wear your hair down. Well, I've been saved by the big thing out of the back of her dress. I can't see a damn thing. Let's see if we can do this. I'm actually a pretty good hairstylist. Like, should I just do, like a kind of French twist? I think so. Well, I've been saved by the grace of Southern storm youm got a mouth like a sailor. And yours is more like a mark card. If you want to catch a flight, you're gonna have to say good night. One thing about me is I'm just gonna sing whatever I think the lyrics are. She's coming to the derby. I feel like I'm getting married right now. Okay, so like, bobby pins. I just kind of like, do whatever. We're just gonna shove them and hope for the best. That's what he said. Mom, are you really gonna gulp? Something's going wrong. Mom, seriously, the gulping. Go out there. Okay. I don't like to let my mom gulps. And look who it is. The belt of the bow. So excited. Gabby has a big ass hat. She, like, couldn't fit in the car. You can even see that it goes. I don't even see anything. It looks so good. Yeah, I feel like a rich lady. Let's go to the Bubba. Look at it in here. A lot of people. So we made it to our table where we're sitting. The race is down there. And we're over here with the drinks and the good time. This is crazy scene. We just saw some guys we met last night. Oh, we saw some boys. Mama's got a bones. There's like calling and blanking. Hello. Are you not with Smiley? But where inside are you? There's like clear plastic doors. And right before that, there's like a white tunnel to the left. Go that way. We made it. We made it. Thank God. Now I can finally bet on a race. Cuz Braxton's here. Always come with cash. We have big, big bets on this one. How was your day? It was wonderful. I spent it with my daughter. So happy. You need to put her in the drunk tank. I'm in the drunk tank. I think you're in the drunk tank. I'm in the fun tank. I got here about an hour ago. So you need to catch up. I feel like, literally completely sober. Honestly. Outfit change. Looking hot. We're at dinner and everyone here is, like, really buttoned up and classy and in their derby outfit. Outfits. And I'm like, we had to bring the Miami. I just ordered a dirty martini, which is scary. Sports Illustrated party. So we're freaking dinner. Fine date. Like, they didn't know each other. Friends at the most. Yeah. We're like a blind date. Paration for. For love. Obviously. I never saw them argue. I'm sure they did. Right? Like, everybody. I forgot my car. I never saw it as a kid. I've never seen it even now. Like, I think they were just really good. Every other dinner. We're not going to. These are problems on our kids. Right? Right. No. Lucky. Very good. Good luck. I could not do that. Anything changed? Yeah. What's your name? Gabriella Figueroa. Wait. Gabriella Mora. That's all. That's all that matters. Yeah, but what's in the middle? What? Wait, is this odd names? Is that one word? But you said Spanish. They have. That's four, two middle names. Yeah, it depends. I'm like, wow. Other things. No joke. No, you're not, like, real. You're AI. Alex. Gabby was formed by my Alex. You're literally perfect. No, I talked to Alex and I'm like, huh? You know the audio. Proper name, place name, backstory stuff. Wait, I think I'm going to do the audio with you. You know the audio. I literally don't understand what you're saying. Working out. We're going into Sports Illustrated party now. That's me, that's you. That's your future, baby. Derby day. We're ready. So cute. Braxton, put your sock on. Oh, we're about to do the carpet, so we have to wait in a line until we go. I always clam up. I always go do an Alpha check. Ms. Cheetah Mama, representing Jersey. Aquamarine. I think we look pretty. Pretty good. Pretty snozy. Free money. Okay. 20 win three event. 20 win four. And what did I say? Who else did I like? 5 and 8. You got 8. So you get a book. And then in the book, there's the different races. This is race number seven. So I just voted for this one because it looked like Sally. You voted. You voted for. And then these are where the bets go. So you either win and you can cash this in or you lose and you throw them in the trash. Is it restarting? Yep. Get him, get him, get him, get him. Get him. You won. You won. You won. That won. Braxton and I are doing an interview over here, so I think we're going to be on TV or on those TVs. I have no idea. Yeah, let's go down there. Oh, yeah, that's cool. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Go from the outside. Go, go, go. Seven. Look at him. Look at him. Go, go, go. Oh, my. Go. Oh. 10. It's about the dirt race. We placed our bets. I'm scared. I don't want to tell it. I haven't, like, won anything, so I don't want to tell till after it's over. I don't want to jinx it. He always does that. What you say? My tongue flew off. Braxton won. Let's go. And Braxton told me not to battle that one. Let's go. Let's go, baby. But the only reason why I chose this is because on the carpet, we drew out of a hat, and I drew sovereignty. So he said, don't pick it. That one team won. Did you not watch it? I just couldn't tell. I just know I picked it back on that horse. Woohoo. I told you. Hell, yeah. See, now I like it. You like it? Ticket. I told Collins it was more than that. I told her it was more than that. I don't understand that math every year. I don't care about the math. Don't question it, Alex. Let's get home, then we can question it. This is crazy. Today was a success. We both won. I mean, all in all, I went up. Up $100. Braxton won 4,000. Almost $5,000. Thank you. Do you see what I'm saying? Oh, wow. Wow. This is the smartest thing I've ever seen. I'm already sharing a beer with. We're back from dinner and we decided instead of going out, we're gonna have a wine party in Josh and Gabby's room. And thank God, because I really didn't want to go out, but I didn't want to be the party pooper for everyone. What are we bringing as our offerings? Kendall Jackson. Kendall Jackson. A white Kendall Jackson or a red Kendall Jackson. I kind of want a red. Yeah, me too. We're right next door. I have no rhythm. This is the confessional. I was like, josh, you gotta understand what you did was wrong. I thought she was gonna pick me, and she went with Matt. So I'm just. I don't know where we're at at this point in time. I just. I thought we were. I thought we had a connection. We've made it to LA somehow transported over here. And I'm going to hang out with Jake and his friends. Very excited. I have some stuff for work here this week, which is why I'm here, but I kind of have, like, an off day or two, and I'm like. I feel like I should take advantage of this. And every other year I go between getting, like, 20 piercings and then I let them all close in my ear. But I'm in, like, a jewelry era right now. I want to go get a ton of piercings. And I've never had, like, this little conch. Conch. Conch. I don't know that piercing. I really want that too. Let's go hang out with Jade. I think we're gonna watch, like, the Met Gala. I want to get some piercings. Time for the Met Gala. MGM Met Gala Monday. The stairs are really pretty. Goop on the way with her, Bob. Hold on. We're trying to learn a dance. I think we're gonna get this part. Me too. It's just the last part of that part. Can we watch it one more time? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's just. It's. It goes right down. Right down. One more time. We look like spazes. Okay, okay. We're almost there. It's like I've moved to la. I'm dripping in sweat. I can't be in a content home. Wait, you're still here? Roxing this off the ledge for an hour. For an hour. Roxon's been giving them their I'm dripping sweat. I cannot wait to hear an update. Hi, baby. I love you. Love you. Love you. See you, gu. What? I'm saying bye to my vlog. I know. Bye, babe. Let me say bye. Bye. Love you. Let's recap the Kentucky Derby because that was a lot of fun. I mean, you guys know I always do things with, like, Kristen, Ashton, and Sally, and I don't really, like, branch out of that when I'm traveling with friends. Having Josh and Gabby there was just, like. It was fun. It was different. And it made me and Braxton get giddy about maybe doing. Doing, like, couples things. We were like, oh, we should go on, like, couple strips from time to time. And, like, I feel, like, feel so old. Who am I? But we were talking with Josh and Gabby. We're like, maybe we should plan something this summer. And couple strips are hard because, you know, when there's couples that fight and it's like, they kind of ruin the vibe or they, like, make things like Weirdly competitive. Like I've done stuff before with couples where it's like, oh, like we do this. Like we do this. And then you have to like compare and be like, oh, well, we do this. And it gets like a very like awkward like tension. We actually had a very good dynamic. Braxton, Josh, Gabby and me. And then getting to my mom there was really fun. I get emotional when I talk about this stuff, but being able to bring my mom and have her friend here with us. My mom has like treated me to so much in my life and has always spoiled me growing up and given me so much love. So to be able to like return the favor to her feels really good. And just like take her out and watch her have fun is so funny. And it honestly scares me cuz I'm like, holy, that is me in 30 years. That woman is my twin. We act the same. I'm just like, oh my God. Like I always say. I'm like, oh my God, she's so crazy. What is she doing? But I'm like, oh my God, that's gonna be me. Hello. It's a little forward future. Look at myself. If you guys are still gonna be watching my vlogs in 30 years, that's what I'm gonna be in life. So not much is gonna change. But overall that was a very, very fun trip. And okay, I wanted to have a little chat with you guys about vlogs going forward because I've been incorporating like a little lot of fun moments into the vlogs which I feel like I didn't really get to do at times on the podcast cuz it was more so me just like talking. I didn't get reboot, reboot. Now that I'm doing all these vlogs now I'm like, okay, well hey, I'm missing talking to you guys. I need to sit down and chitchat with you guys. I have so much to say. Now that I'm not talking for an hour every week, I want to integrate a little bit more of that into the vlogs. Like me talking to you guys. And I love giving advice advice. Like I think what Alex do is like my favorite part of the podcast. So I'm gonna like weave that in a little bit into these vlogs too. And you guys will see in vlogs coming up like some. We may just have like more of a sit down chat, more of like a heart to heart. And then we're still gonna have like the party and the fun and keeping up with everything. But I want to make sure that we have a good balance. And this next month coming up, it's like we have Ashton's graduation, we have Memorial Day weekend at the Jersey Shore. I'm going to see Braxton and Houston. There's so much fun stuff coming up and I'm really excited. But always, always love your guys feedback. Like I read all the comments on these videos so if you guys are like, we want more of this, we want more of that, like just let me know. Because truly I read everything you guys say and when I'm planning things out and scheduling things, like I take your guys opinion into account, first and foremost. When I meet the Earl girls out and about and they're like, I love like your podcast or like the advice you've given. Like it's helped me so much and I'm like, oh my God, I've like not talked at all on these vlogs. I need to get talking again. Well, I'll see you guys next next week. And it's Sports Illustrated week, so get excited. The magazine's gonna come out, so it's gonna be my first time like in Sports Illustrated magazine. And I documented the whole shoe our trip to Jamaica for you guys. I cannot wait for you guys to see everything. We have lots of fun stuff coming up and planned, so subscribe, come back for more. I love you guys and I will see you guys next Wednesday. Bye.
