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Alona
So you think we left you in a dark closet? Probably not for long.
Adriana
We went, but it felt so long.
Alona
Huh? I mean, that's not bad. I'm not here to gaslight you, but that didn't happen. Well, I'm. If. If that happened, I am sorry. If that did happen. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Adriana
That's like. Well, I'm sorry you feel that way.
Alona
I am sorry to feel that way. We have to say that because I genuinely do not remember that at all.
Adriana
So you just don't believe me.
Alona
Yeah, I don't believe you. I'm just kidding. Yeah. But maybe happened.
Adriana
It did happen.
Alona
Next are pissing me off. Welcome or welcome back to House of Mara Wave. Original Presented by Facebook, Marketplace and Bridgerton. For every listing there's a story. Pull on some sweats and help yourself to whatever's in the fridge. The WI fi password is five year plan, all caps. You should know we have a few house rules here. Girls are magic.
Adriana
Reading is hot and so are you.
Alona
Make sure to like, subscribe. Do all the things that is done on YouTube to see us. It's very cold in the studio right now, so I am wearing Alona looks ready to enter your inn as a weary traveler along the road. She's looking for perhaps a stew or a hunk of cheese and bread if you could supply that. But underneath could go lift weights. This weary traveler. Yes.
Adriana
She's hiding the muscles.
Alona
I sleeper build. I don't think anyone's surprised about what you got going on.
Olivia
I think you actually show it a lot.
Adriana
Yeah.
Alona
I think there's nothing sleep asleep about what you got going on. I always think that, like, sometimes I'll wear like big shirts in the gym. Like, no one knows what I People think you're so they must think I'm just lifelined under there weak and frail. But then I take that shirt off and it's like, holy, she's red. She's so muscular. I couldn't have guessed that. Who knew?
Adriana
Yeah.
Alona
She doesn't post her back every other post. The least sleeper build I think of any woman ever. Yeah. In fact, maybe it should take a nap every now and then. Yeah, Right, right, right, right. Anybody here sleeper builds? Yeah. Yeah. And I've got the tightest waist and the fattest ass.
Adriana
Nobody.
Alona
Nobody can tell under clothes like this. Yeah. We all have super builds right now. Yeah.
Adriana
Right now it's a sleeper to some kind of build.
Alona
I'm working with a real.
Adriana
Yeah, I'm there.
Alona
Yeah.
Adriana
I wonder there what shape would. There's like I'm an hourglass. No, actually, I'm an hourglass because it's about your hip to shoulders ratio.
Alona
Not more pair. Oh, is it shoulder involved?
Adriana
Yeah, it's like. Are your shoulders the same? Exact.
Alona
Like, I thought it was bust and waist involvement.
Adriana
Not what Google told me.
Alona
Because you Googled this once.
Adriana
Yeah.
Alona
Okay, Liv, what do we got? I thought I was hourglass, but maybe I'm not. What am I? Just straight? No, I'm just one long noodle. Noodle. My thing is, I think if you look at me straight on, I am quite like. But if I turn to the side, it's like, dude, douche.
Adriana
But it's just. It's just from the front and really?
Alona
Butt. Yes. Have you been seeing this cake recently? I haven't. Are you out of your freaking wine?
Adriana
Yes. Okay.
Alona
I'm triangle. I think Triangle. Upside down triangle.
Adriana
Yeah.
Alona
No, that's fucked for you to say. Yes. And that was a test.
Adriana
It has to do with.
Alona
That's fine. So what am I?
Adriana
I don't know what's bigger, your. Your hips or your shoulders. Like, what goes out further?
Alona
Probably my shoulders.
Adriana
So you also might be an upside down triangle. Like a lot of you to say.
Alona
No, I'm just kidding. All shapes are beautiful. Triangle. I'm probably a squoval. Anyway, let's. You're a what? A squoval.
Adriana
Okay.
Alona
Square. Oval. She's a rectangle. Anyway, let's get into the group chat. The group chat is where we go to chat about what's happening in life online. We have many names for our group chats.
Adriana
Ours is called Mar Mafia.
Alona
Our big group chat with the five of us. With mom and dad.
Adriana
Yes, yes. And actually that was our Snapchat one. But I think ours are just messenger one. Sisters. It's just sisters.
Alona
It's sisters with some emojis. But then on Instagram, you can't search sisters because our group chat on there is called Avatar Memes.
Adriana
Yeah.
Alona
But you might think we're talking blue avatars, which I normally am. Jake Sully, call me. Or this one is for little bald man Avatar. Because alone. And I love Avatar edits at one point, and I still do to this day. And all we would send back and forth like years ago was, like, edits of Avatar. And so Adriana renamed our Instagram group chat Avatar Memes. And it's been that to this day.
Adriana
Can I just say, speaking of bald little men, little boys.
Alona
Oh, sorry. No, no. Speak on about bald little boys, dude. I was. Adriana, speak on it. Speak on. It. Speak on it, girl. No, let it out, Adriana.
Adriana
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. There's a bald little boy in that, right? Yeah.
Alona
Named Egg.
Adriana
Egg, yes. Kind of on the nose.
Alona
Quite on the nose.
Adriana
Quite on the nose.
Alona
Like, that's an egg. Right, Right.
Adriana
You didn't watch the recent episode with us?
Alona
No, but I.
Adriana
They made it, like, blatantly obvious to the viewer, like, why his head's bald. But I was like, can I spoil her? He has white hair. He's a Targaryen, so he has to keep it bald. It came over me, and I was like, I'm the smartest motherfucking, like, person around. Yeah. I was like. And then later, like, a half second later, he looks scared that the Targaryens arrive. And I was like, hello.
Alona
Now, what did I say? You figured that by the way that he reacted to the Targaryens.
Adriana
No. A half a second before, likely. So half a second before, it was the Targaryen banner coming down. And I go, that's a Targaryen kid.
Alona
That's why his head's bald. Because it was. Then they panned him, and he goes.
Adriana
And I was like, I killed that.
Alona
Okay.
Adriana
Because now you know that he's very smart. He knows about all the, like, the nobles.
Alona
Does he know that the Fire Nation is literally about to attack and they need him?
Adriana
Yeah. Aang, step up.
Alona
Step up, dude.
Adriana
God. You're not Egg.
Alona
You could play a great Aang. Okay, another thing in our group chat,
Adriana
we have to talk about.
Alona
Big pet peeve of mine, and I hate to. Okay, I'll just say it. People who wear underwear under their leggings. Okay, yeah, like. And I don't mean, like, a thong, but I specifically mean, like. Like, underwear that hits the cheek. Do you know what I mean? And cuts across so that you see an outline under the leggings. Discussed amongst yourselves. Very confusing to me why people do that. But also, I've never had a kid. And I think it's also different for people who do have kids and wanting to wear layers. Is that a case? So what's Audranna's excuse? Oh, fucking weirdo. Oh. Oh.
Adriana
But Olivia just said thongs are okay. I only wear thongs with it.
Alona
No, I mean, like, I see it more. Shut up.
Adriana
Because then your leggings just turn into your underwear.
Alona
Yeah. And then you wash them.
Adriana
No.
Alona
What's wrong with that?
Adriana
Because then it's like you're going to the bathroom, you're pulling it down, you pull it back up, like that's your Underwear. Yeah. Yeah, I can't. And also, like, what's wrong with that?
Alona
What is wrong with that?
Adriana
Your underwear is there to catch stuff, in my opinion, for women.
Alona
Our producers. She's nodding her head. Yep. Yeah. You throw underwear and leggings. That's crazy. Okay, thong, maybe.
Adriana
Maybe.
Alona
Are you full?
Adriana
Why? No, I'm wearing thong. Like, why are you in my. My pants like that? Get out. Why do you care? What is that visual doing?
Alona
Like, oh my God. Chill, Adriana.
Adriana
Jeez.
Alona
She was a simple thing that scary time, Olivia.
Adriana
Every time. Every fudgeing time.
Alona
And she. I don't get it. Weird, because I don't like seeing it. To me, it's like, I don't know why it bothers me. Why does it bother me? Let's unpack this. Hold on. What do I not like in my life about myself?
Adriana
I think you don't like women.
Alona
I think women. That's the answer. You hate women. And also, it just doesn't look like maybe as put together. I think it doesn't look as good.
Adriana
And I know that because sometimes it rolls and you can see it, but I'd rather you see it than be uncomfort like that because then also I. I do a lot of psyching classes. Only one layer between that. That's crazy. That is crazy. I don't want to.
Alona
Are they traveling from the bike seat up to your hooter? I just.
Adriana
I need it gives me the heebie jeebies, like. And sometimes I've got to live in my ear. So I'm like, let me try it. Hate it. I hate it. I feel naked. Some of us just like wearing underwear.
Alona
And you keep doing that, but I'm gonna comment on it. Keep doing that to yourself. I. I was getting.
Adriana
Are we sorry. No go.
Alona
That's okay, guys. I was going to get coffee the other day and I like parked my car illegally. 100. It was legal. And I put my hazard on just cuz I was running in to get a bag of beans. And so I run in, I get my bag, and then I'm waiting for my free cold brew, of course, but I look out the window and it's being ticketed. And I was like. So I get out, I run rush outside and the lady's about to give me a ticket. And I was like, oh man, I'm so sorry. Can I move it? She's like, nope, this is unsafe. You're not allowed to park here. And I feel like most people would just really argue with her and be like, I can Just move it right now. It's fine. Yeah, but I was like, you know what? You're right. I parked illegally. And I was like, can I just tap for you? Like, can I pay it right now? Can I just pay right now? And I think that because I did was just like, yeah, I had done wrong.
Adriana
You accepted your faith.
Alona
I parked illegally. And even though when I shouldn't have, and there was parking all over the other place. And so I accepted my fan. And I was like, you know what? Heard ma' am Apple pay there. And I think because of that change of tune, she was like, I'm gonna give you grace today, and you can move your car, but please don't park here again. I was like, oh, heard. So what I'm saying is that's not always gonna work for you to get out of a ticket, but give some people some grace. Yeah, like that. What? It's not a fun job to give people tickets. And the way that people respond also is very negative. Yeah. And it's like, you. Most of the time, you have parked legally, you haven't done your laws. I think I try to be nice
Adriana
to, like, park people.
Alona
Olivia gives her local post people, Starbucks gift cards, post office. Those are my people. If you're watching this, I love you more respect for people. And you'll see that things. That's their job. That's your job.
Adriana
Oftentimes, like, why they don't want you to park there. Maybe that's where the emergency vehicle pulls up.
Alona
Exactly what she said. I was thinking about, like, safety. And I was like, you know, I
Adriana
heard, you know, and even if it's
Alona
like a ticket for your time ran out on your parking meter. Right. It's like, that sucks. It's a reaction to the action that happened. Right. It's like, you didn't put enough time in. You're getting a ticket that sucks. But that's not on the ticket person who's doing their job.
Adriana
Not on the ticket person. But you can be mad at the rates per hour. Yeah.
Alona
You can be mad at the system.
Adriana
Be mad at the system.
Alona
Don't be mad.
Adriana
Actually, just the person who's working towards their pension.
Alona
Yeah. Not the meaner man. Who else do I try to be really nice to? Who works jobs? Everybody. I do. I think we're. I mean, we think we were raised pretty well, you know, do unto your neighbor as you want done unto you type vibes. Also, karma is real, I think. And I just like to be nice. Except tell Jon about her leggings and underwear. But anyway, I got my bag of beans, I moved my car, and there was. You'll never do that again. I'll never do that again. Well, no. And then there was a spot literally right down the road, and I was like, okay, well, that worked out.
Adriana
It was a real teaching moment.
Alona
Real teaching moment. But thank you to that lady, and thank you for what you do, because I know it's probably hard when people would just rather yell at you. Be nice to people. And thanks for doing that to me. Let them. Let me. Hey, hey, hey.
Adriana
You're smooth with that.
Alona
Thank you.
Adriana
All right, moving to some tea time.
Alona
Wait, everyone can take a sip.
Adriana
Well, hold on.
Alona
I'm a fraud.
Adriana
This is coffee, and this is sparkling water.
Alona
Mine's tea. That's your second cup of tea. Yeah, I drink a lot of tea now. Yeah, I had a tea. That's my cup. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Adriana
I had a cup this morning.
Alona
Getting ready, too. We were in my car, and I was gonna take a run. I was gonna go park somewhere, and I had half of a honey stinger left to eat in my bag or in my car. And I just wanted to know what was happening, but I pulled it out and stuffed it in my mouth. And to her, who knows how long that's been there? Actually, to me, who knows how long that's been there? And Adriana goes. And I'm, like, chewing on it so I can't say anything back. And she goes. It was just like.
Adriana
I honestly was like. She's probably had that open for a while.
Alona
Yeah, it's been there a couple days.
Adriana
She shoved the entire bit.
Alona
More than just a couple days or, like, months. It's probably like a week. Okay. Not bad. Yeah, not bad at all. She kept doing it. It was. She needed it. Okay. I needed the energy. We're going into a little tea time here, team. Today's we have a very special tea time because we're gonna be spilling some piping hot stuff because you're deciding what we spill. Today, we are taking questions from our instagram over at HouseOfMar. You guys submitted some questions, and we are here to give you the goods. Hey, so, ciao. Ashley K10 asks, what are you looking forward to most in 2026? And what song has been on repeat for you guys? Oh, I love this.
Adriana
It's a good one. Okay, what am I looking forward to most? I think this was. I talked about this on. My goals for 2026 is to go on a trip with one of my best friends, Leah. Do we have a date yet? No, no, but we've decided on Portugal, and that is very exciting to me.
Alona
Oh, my gosh. I didn't know you decided on that.
Adriana
She decided on Portugal, but it was fine because, like, we were so up in the air, and then she was like, I think we should go to Portugal. And I was like. Because we were talking more of, like, going to, like, somewhere in the Caribbean or something, and I was like, okay, switch. We switched it. But then I started to watch vlogs of Portugal, and I was like, there's something here.
Alona
Olivia needs to go, too, so I need to go get her. She's going on your trip with you? She's doing a girls trip. Like, a friend trip. That's the whole thing. Okay. We'll just at least go with her and just be there.
Adriana
You can just fly over, then you can disappear.
Alona
Just hang out on my own, so that's what I'm really friendly there. All right.
Adriana
Yeah, she's there a lot. Yeah.
Alona
She'd be traveling low. What I want to do in 2026, what are you most looking forward to? I don't know. I think. There's, like, so much stuff that's already, like, on in the works, and I almost, in the case, of, like, scared to say out loud because I just want it to happen so much. I think that hopefully I'll get to go to, like, a family reunion we have that I haven't been to in, like, last time I went was 2017. Crazy. Almost, like eight years of not going. So I'm hoping to maybe do that.
Adriana
It's.
Alona
You guys have been in the past, but it's always never worked out for me, so that could be really cool to be able to do that. The numbers have dwindled, but. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good. That's a really good answer. We. We're a very small family, but, like, I was just calling. Just talked to Aunt Pat this morning, actually gave her a ring. I like to give people random rings. She likes. Aunt Pat, how are you? What's up? She likes to bless them. I'll bless people with rings sometimes. So I think seeing them. There's some young cousins that we have. Not young. They're like. Like 18. Yeah. So teenagers see them in person, and I haven't seen them since probably the Tokyo Olympics or. No. Yeah. Paris after Paris, right? Yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah.
Adriana
They not come up. I don't know, parties.
Alona
They. We have a picture that Aunt Pat sent us of us right At. At the, like, Olympics party.
Adriana
Yeah.
Alona
Are you saying no? Oh. Oh. I thought you were saying they were. I thought you were saying no too. A little bit there. Thank you. That's why I went with it. So nice job. You've confused me now. Yeah. And then I'm listening to a lot of. Because I'm running on treadmills and that really gets me, like, it's very hard to do. So I listen to a lot of Ashniko. An Invitation by Ashniko, which is an older song, gets me more pumped up than anything I've ever listened to. If you want to get pumped up on a run, listen. Ash. Nico. Ash. Nico. I love that. I'm looking forward to going to Medieval Times.
Adriana
Oh, at some point this year.
Alona
That would be right up your alley. I am looking forward to my friend Gloria and my other girlfriends. We're going to Medieval Times because apparently there's a hot emo night. But she just found out he does have a wife. Devastating. We're still gonna go and enjoy them. And I'm also really looking forward to Hong Kong. Going back to Hong Kong. If that all works out. I think that'll be really cool to go watch some rugby. Experience Hong Kong again. Yeah, I think that'd be fabulous. And for me, I've been listening to. Because I saw it in a video and then I kept playing it on replay on loop and. And my DJ was even like, here's a song you listened to X amount of times last week and it's choosing Texas by Ella Langley.
Adriana
Yeah, I'm kind of beefing with DJ X right now.
Alona
No, me too.
Adriana
He's doing a bad job.
Alona
He's just repeating everything.
Adriana
I can't songs I've been listening to Dream Police Non Stop by Sienna.
Alona
Oh, really?
Adriana
Spyro? Is that who said her last name? Sienna Spyro. I just love it. It does something to my brain. I've also been listening to Hot XXL by Ilya. She's one of the girls from Dream Academy. And actually I was fangirling a bit to Ilona. You look at the credits. Hold on. Of this song. And she is the main artist. Background vocals, lyricist, composer, studio producer and vocal engineer. The only other person credited on this song is the post producer.
Alona
Wow.
Adriana
And it's a pretty good song.
Alona
Good for her.
Adriana
The chorus, like there's parts where it just drops out and it really tickles my brain.
Alona
I love that. I will say also coming home from Vermont over the holidays. Our dad loves a lot of like brassy horn based music. And he loves Rubble Bucket. And he was playing if youf See My Enemies by them. A live version and I just could not stop. Like it scratches something in my brain. And I was listening to that over and over again. If it's you and then See My Enemies by Rebel Bucket. I love it. Real funky beat.
Adriana
Mm. Real funky. They're also really fun to watch live. They do a great performance. Yeah, they're connected to Vermont as well. I think two of them went to uvm.
Alona
Love Rebel Bubbit.
Adriana
Watch their tiny desk. Npr. It's great.
Alona
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Adriana
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Adriana
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Alona
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Adriana
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Alona
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Adriana
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Alona
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Adriana
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Alona
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Adriana
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Alona
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Adriana
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Alona
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Adriana
It's good. I gotta read that.
Alona
Under the Whispering Door by TJ Klune. I haven't done that one and I don't know I just had this one cause I feel like I should read something by Joan Didion. But the Year of Magical Thinking. I have that on there. Those have been on there for a minute.
Adriana
I don't think I have a very long tbr. Cause I think if there's a book I wanna read I just kinda read it. But there's a lot of upcoming releases I'm excited about. I love an Anna Huang book. She does the King of Blank, King of Greed.
Alona
Oh I think I read one of
Adriana
her I think the next one out is King of Gluttony. I will be clocked in. I'll be clocked into the Kindle Unlimited Factory. And then the Windy Series Spin off series is coming out. I'll be in there, too, which.
Alona
That is a hockey.
Adriana
No, no, Spin off is going to
Alona
be baseball, like the Windy Series.
Adriana
No one was basketball, started hockey.
Alona
Educate yourself. I read the first one and he was a hockey player.
Adriana
Yeah, he was. But then they're athletes, so they know other people from other sports.
Alona
So athletes do.
Adriana
Do you not?
Alona
I'm not really. Don't piss me off. Okay. I don't know. Blood. Right now, she needs to bother. I don't really have any. I'm more of just when I want to read it. Like, there's books that I would love if I could read. Like, I'd love to read more books where I learned something. And what was the book Kelsey Anderson told us about weeks back was the. Oh, Atomic Habits that. But then the Art of being. Subtle Art of Not giving a fuck. Subtle art. Not giving up. Like, I'd love to read that. I would probably learn so much. Right. Probably will not be able to read that, though, actually read that. Like, I want to get through that. I'm like, it's hard. I want to read books where I
Adriana
learn from, but feeling that's an audiobook even then.
Alona
And even then, I'm not sure I actually pick up half the things I'm missing.
Adriana
Actually, I want to read the new Dolly Alderton book. The novel.
Alona
Which one? Ooh, she has an. I actually can read her book. A new one.
Adriana
Well, actually, I've just. I've only ever read everything I know about love. And it's like my favorite book.
Alona
Oh, you're reading good material. Dear Dolly or good material.
Adriana
I've never read either of them.
Alona
Dear Dolly is her column, so it's all of her, like, advice columns in one.
Adriana
And I think good material.
Alona
Good material. Good material was actually really good. We both read that in England. And it's a fun. The way that it kind of ends and turns. You're like, oh, wow, that was. It's really well done. I probably have it somewhere. Did I give it away?
Adriana
I. I'm gonna slip into it.
Alona
Yeah. Probably literally a year since I read that. Yeah, actually, probably exactly a year. Oh, my gosh. Give it. A year ago, I did download Dolly. Dolly Alderton's Ghosts, which I believe was her first fiction release. So I do I need to read that at some point as well. So, yeah, Perfect. Okay.
Adriana
Do I read the next one from Shira, Henry, Cleo? Do you guys prank each other? What are your favorite pranks?
Alona
We're not really a prank family. Not a prank family. I hate pranks. I hate prank videos. Couples that prank each other. Oh, that feels so toxic.
Adriana
Heebie jeebies.
Alona
And it's so fake. You're like, there's the camera. Who's falling for that?
Adriana
It's your entire.
Alona
If I walk in and my man's has a camera set, I'd be like, what the hell is this? Be like. I'm not gonna be like, go along with it. That's just weird. What? Yeah. I think that we' never been the type to delight in somebody else's misfortune or something in their discomfort. Yeah. I mean. Okay. Okay. We are siblings, though. Someone's coming around a corner and they don't know that you're there.
Adriana
Well, that's a scare. Scare.
Alona
You're gonna hide against the wall and give them a little boo.
Adriana
I think I might have shared the story before, but I just love sharing it again. Say I'm maybe 6 years old.
Alona
Oh, Adriana, give it up.
Adriana
And it's all of us alone in the house. Dad's on a walk and my sisters say, someone's at the door. Someone's at the door. We have to go hide in Alona's closet. Right? I'm terrified. They bring me into the closet, we're hiding, and then they crawl out. They're like, we're just. We gotta just call. We're gonna find the house phone, and we're gonna call the police. They don't fucking come back.
Alona
I don't think I was that smart. I don't think I was that smart. I literally do not remember this. Adriana, we evil. We're not that crafty. We are not trying to tell you that your truth is not truth. Not to gaslight you, but I am not that smart. I could not have done that.
Adriana
No. Because it's so visceral for me that, like, I know it's real. I know it's real because I remember just, like, sitting in that dark closet.
Alona
Really? I mean, I guess back in the day, I was a prankster, apparently.
Adriana
You guys are probably just mean to me.
Alona
I don't remember this. Maybe because my thing is, I. I had a lot of anxiety as a kid too, where it was like, reaction, opposite reaction. I was like, I wouldn't want to do that to somebody. I can't call the police since something bad is going to actually Happen. You know what I mean?
Adriana
Well, you had an.
Alona
So you think we left you in a dark closet? Probably not for long.
Adriana
We went, but it felt so long, huh?
Alona
I mean, that's not bad. I'm not here to gaslight you, but that didn't happen. Two of us gaslighting her right now. No, Adriana. Well, I'm. If. If that happened, I am sorry. If that did happen. Yeah, I'm sorry. That's like.
Adriana
Well, I'm sorry you feel that way.
Alona
I am sorry you feel that way. We have to say that because I genuinely do not remember that at.
Adriana
So you just don't believe me.
Alona
Yeah, I don't believe you. I'm just kidding. Yeah, the baby happened. It did happen. Next question.
Adriana
Bitches are pissing me off.
Alona
Okay. Scarlett Robertson asks In honor of 20 years since the release rank High School Musical films 1, 2, and 3 in order.
Adriana
Ready, set, go. 2, 1, 3.
Alona
Yeah, that feels right. That's absolutely right. 2, 1, 3.
Adriana
Next question.
Alona
Next question. Morit, Liv. When are you getting Georgian? Oh, you should have Georgie on. We should have Georgie on. And her sister. We should have Georgie in India. Twin duo from England. I got really close with Georgie over World cup and playing 15. She's very funny. Her and Charlie as well, too. My good friends. They'd be great to have on. We went to San Diego and celebrated her birthday with her. And she's one of those where it's like if the conversations you had together ever were to air, you'd be ruined. You know, I'd be canceled. So I just love her. Hopefully see her soon. Yeah, soon. And maybe on our couch. Hey. Okay. Josephine Coronac asks latest show fixations or recommendations? It's hard to say. These handles. Josephine, Corinne K. Is that maybe it. Or is it cornic. No. Oh, I'm going with Coronet. Okay. Latest show, fixations, recommendations. I just finished Blood of My Blood, which is the Outlander spin off series team. Everyone watch that and then discuss with us because we have some qualms. Would you. Yeah.
Adriana
Alona has some qualms.
Alona
Why is he choosing that guy? Oh, right, the other guy.
Adriana
Right.
Alona
We did have some qualms. When can we talk about these qualms? Because. Well, I want to say we love Outlander. We've watched all of most of the original seasons. I kind of fell off when they got to the US or the, you know, the Americas. But this show feels like those original seasons of. Of Outlander. You're, you know, you're in Scotland, you're in the Highlands. You're in the clans, and it's like, there's something in, like, the romance of it and just the textures. It's fabulous. But we do have questions on story. Like, I get why the. One of the plots is that she chose over a guy who really loves her. Was. Is a pretty great dude. Like, a really great dude at every turn in every great dude. Money. I kept waiting for him to, like, turn evil, and I was like, damn, he's still defending her. Okay. Period. Lovely. And it was like, almost like a Real Notebook situation where, like, both guys. I'm like, hey, girl. I get it. I love. I don't know if I get it. That's a businessman. Spoiler alert. Well, actually, bleep. That will bleep. She went with bleep. Yeah, I guess, if you watch. But it was just like, okay. Like, maybe I just haven't felt love like that. Right. Where I would literally give up a comfortable. Like, to be. To be the woman. I was like, okay, crazy. But y' all gotten together only three times. Yeah. Right. It's that powerful. We actually saw the main characters when we were on a run. We did. And we cat called them. We didn't cat call them. We just got really excited. We also just climbed. We were running up a hill, so I think our endorphins were like. And we had seen them. We were like, love that show. We were running by, too, so it probably was a. We're big. There was a lot going on. We were like, love this show, you guys. I was like, I'm watching the finale tonight. We love what you do as we're, like, running away. And they were a little scared at first, and then they were like, oh, thank you. Good.
Adriana
Yeah.
Alona
They probably don't get that in L. A, you know, we like, though famous, I like to still be. Think people are cool. Yeah. Be chill. Yeah. Yeah, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dre.
Adriana
I recently picked back up Sex in the City because I watch seasons one through five few years ago. Then I got a few episodes into season six and stopped, which is the last season. They really did something with that show. The writing is so good. It's so clever the way things always come back. I will say, watching it in 2026, there are some takes you're like, yikes, yikes. Did not age well. But I just still think the writing is well done. We just watched the trapeze episode where Carrie's learning how to do the trapeze, and she can't do the cat. She's talking about how Like Blank is catching a man over there. Just like. They had such a fun time with that show, Right?
Alona
It is a moment. She was getting a lot of second hand embarrassment, though. Oh, you were.
Adriana
What was happening for that episode?
Alona
Miranda had hot boyfriend.
Adriana
It was when Miranda is dating the doctor from her building and she's trying to make Steve jealous. Is it Steve? And it's just like she. It's so tough. It is tough to watch.
Alona
Mwanda.
Adriana
Mwanda Moanda.
Alona
Low show fixations. This is kind of a really depressing. But I'm watching the day documentary the Reckoning, right. Produced by 50 Cent fucking Wild. Oh, really crazy. Crazy, but yeah, insane stuff. We've talked about this before, but Alona will watch anything. She will turn on the tv, scroll through the apps, one or two things. Boom, chooses it. Watch. Oh, recently I watched Iron man and I watched Captain America, the first Avenger, and I watched the last Avengers. You watched End Game? End Game, Yeah. Have you watched the New Avengers? There's a New Avengers.
Adriana
Oh, the New Avengers.
Alona
The New Avengers got. Oh, that thunderbolt. No, I haven't watched that. You guys ever get. You know that the pose of just putting your hand on your boob? I need to be holding my. My boobs. And it feels wrong sometimes in a comfy setting like this to not be hands in my shirt. I got my. I'm cradling my boob right now. You got it, dude. I just. My hands are kind of cold. Yep. And it just feels good. Yeah, I know. Hold it in your. Dude, you're silent on this topic. You don't hold your boob.
Adriana
No, I do, but.
Alona
Oh, it's not good to discuss.
Adriana
I don't know. I don't know. That's where I draw the line.
Alona
He's holding the boob on camera. I have a blanket. It's kind of like I'm breastfeeding
Adriana
any hoodlee doodle.
Alona
Okay, next question.
Adriana
T page Booth asks what have been your best, craziest sister arguments that you still laugh about? Now watch this.
Alona
Paige, Adriana and I be fighting. John and Olivia fight, but it usually just turns into Adana saying, just shut up. And then Adriana has to remove herself, but Olivia will just keep pestering her.
Adriana
I had one in England, I think that lasted a while.
Alona
Oh, I opened the. Because it was morning time. We needed to get up and get moving. And she got mad. Yeah, she wasn't pleased with me.
Adriana
No, there's more to it. What happened? I can't remember.
Alona
That's what I remember. It was. And I Was like, are we for real? And so then you and I are going and mom and dad are listening in the other room of the Airbnb.
Adriana
But then mom and dad stepped in and were on my side.
Alona
Were they?
Adriana
Yes.
Alona
What happened?
Adriana
It is so vague to me now, but I remember dad had to be like, olivia, you need to comment.
Alona
Calm it, calm it, calm it. I thought she said comment.
Adriana
Me too.
Alona
I was like, what am I commenting on? Tell me, Olivia. Olivia and I recently, not mad, but I get in moods and I become an annoying person. But we got to an airport too early once.
Adriana
Oh, my God, that's a good one.
Alona
And I got annoyed. I was like, why are we here? I will say she gets us to the airport extremely early. Sometimes that's okay. But like, say we were late. Like, that would suck. So then we get there early and I was just like, really upset. And then there was once. Usually she doesn't speak out. Usually she just takes it.
Adriana
She was like, you had access to the schedule too. I cleared this by you. It's not fair that you're getting mad at me.
Alona
Because she did try. She did say all that. That was way too much. No way. She said all that. I think I said a lot.
Adriana
But she.
Alona
No, she said a sentence.
Adriana
Okay. But she did say that, like, you had access to the schedule.
Alona
And I asked her, though. I asked her what time the flight was. She said it was at 1:00pm it was actually at 1:30.
Adriana
Bitch. Guys, I don't think this is a good question.
Alona
I think the way she raised her eyebrow, I was about to get really mad at her. She makes that face for the 30 minute difference there. She's talking about when she raises her eyebrow to the 1T pain. What did I say right now?
Adriana
It's actually like bit a little. It's like a visceral reaction.
Alona
I'm like, you need. No. I felt like she did passes me off. I also just got so angry when she made that face. Oh, my God. Okay, next question. What did I say? I said right now. You didn't have to say anything. Your face said it all. Brian sue says, what are your thoughts on someone marrying the first person that they date? If it's love, it's love.
Adriana
I do think maybe if it's the first person you date, give it longer than two years. If that's the one. That's the one.
Alona
And then you get a divorce if it's not.
Adriana
Yeah, exactly. Like, I don't think there's to be.
Alona
Okay. Is there no sanctity in marriage
Adriana
because
Alona
my thing is like, go.
Adriana
But if you love that person, you're not gonna be like, we should go on a break.
Alona
But are you limiting yourself to the world out there?
Adriana
No, but what if you love the person?
Alona
That could be your role. You love them, right? What are they missing out on? One night stands? No, not that. But like, meeting many people. I think you learn a lot about yourself with every but if any relationship.
Adriana
I think there's a difference of like, if it's the first person you're dating and it's. It's just fine, then maybe not. Maybe you should go out. But I'm saying, like, if it's good, it's good. I don't think you'd want to give that up.
Alona
Just I guess I'm thinking this is somebody like you met them in middle school school or something.
Adriana
Like, that's where I guess my brain's at even then. Yeah, but if you love them, I think it's ridiculous to be like, you should go on a break so that you can.
Alona
I'm not saying like, go on a break. I'm saying, I don't know, let it be a relationship of your youth. Live your life. If you find more people later in life. But then again, I don't know because I never had a relationship like that. But I've enjoyed living my life, meeting many versions of myself the older I got.
Adriana
Like, I do think people tend to not isolate themselves but like, tend to settle for maybe not the best.
Alona
That's. I guess my thoughts is if you're.
Adriana
And like, I hear you, but I'm saying, like, there's nothing wrong in it.
Alona
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Adriana
Experian Felicia asks, what are each of your future goals? Do you have a five year plan?
Alona
Thank you so much for asking. I'm buying a lot of land.
Adriana
Just talking about our compound.
Alona
Shit. I'm starting a compound. Everybody I love can have a house on it. We can golf cart around to each other's houses. We'll have chickens. We're gonna have a lot of chickens. Maybe. And then everybody I love lives close by. Ideally, it's on a lake. I have a lake house. And everybody can live on my compound around the lake house. You guys in or what?
Adriana
I think Alona has to be in to fund it. Yeah. Because how are you doing that?
Alona
That is my not so mysterious benefactor. For real. I'm in. Yeah.
Adriana
You're in? Yeah. Yeah. If I got a place to stay like that on a lake, I'm in.
Alona
Hell yeah. Place to stay. You gotta be a part. You gotta cook dinners and stuff. You have to be a part of me.
Adriana
Someone has to make the chickpea curry.
Alona
Yeah, someone has to make the two spicy chickpea curry.
Adriana
Speaking of which, I got a sassy text from Olivia about our last episode.
Alona
Did I?
Adriana
Because mom sent that thing about critiques and you're like, I. Oh, I sent that. That was you.
Alona
I sent that. TikTok.
Adriana
But didn't she respond? Someone just said this about a spicy chickpea curry. Yes.
Alona
Yeah, though. Cause I sent.
Adriana
That was a video.
Alona
She sent the video.
Adriana
But you still commented on.
Alona
Yeah, it said when somebody always comments on. And I was like, this has apparently happened once.
Adriana
Oh, I hear you now. I didn't actually watch the video.
Alona
Oh, awesome. Perfect, Dre. So you don't care what we have to say?
Adriana
It was this morning.
Alona
I could have put the volume on. Right?
Adriana
That's a very beautiful idea.
Alona
Olivia.
Adriana
The compound. Vermont, California, Utah.
Alona
There has to be a lake. So wherever there's a lake, I'm down. Emily Henry has beautiful lake vistas in her books. Maybe wear one of her books are cool. Cool, cool, cool. Probably realistically. Vermont, though. Yeah. What if I was like Milton, Vermont.
Adriana
At least it's not swan.
Alona
Right? Charlotte? All the north country. The north country of Vermont. Funny. You know what's cool? They call it the North Kingdom. The north in Vermont, East Kingdom, the Northeast Kingdom. How cool. Some towns are really like kind of sound mythical. Yeah, they Northeast Kingdom, Kingdom. My five year plan. Tell me just kind of have the freedom. This is kind of serious, but have the freedom to do what I want. I think that I'm working a lot now and trying to make a lot of money now so that when I am retired or done, I have the freedom to do what I would like. I'd love to invest in a. A women's sports league or sports team. I would love to, you know, travel where I wanted to when I wanted to and get a yacht while I'm there. Have my money, make money for me, but also give back in some ways that are very tangible. Like, I love what Billie Jean King does and I think I could see myself as progression in that of continue to have a hand in sports and all sports. Billie Jean King still is like part owner or still does a lot with the Dodgers. At a time, I'd be okay dipping from the limelight and the spotlight, but I would love to still be comfortable living in our lake houses, knowing my. I have and I. I talk about money. Money's never been a real like, motivator for me. It's never been why I got into rugby. I wouldn't have gone into rugby then if it was like a need money, but it is. You realize how comfortable it can make you. And also comfortable it can make my family. Like, it can make sure that when, as my parents get older, they'll be taken care of. As my aunt gets older, you know, she'll be taken care of. And so that's where I think. I think it's not bad to be motivated by money. I'm motivated by other things, but I would. I like making money now knowing I can take care of my family for 5, 10, 15, 20 years.
Adriana
You're putting in the work now, so later you can also rest.
Alona
Yeah, rest, yes. Like Iron man kind of rest. Right. Love you. 3,000. There you go. I also want to add. I want to write a cookbook. Shut up. She's getting serious. I'm sorry. My lake house is so fucking serious. When you said this one's kind of serious, I was like, my. Like mine isn't.
Adriana
Well, five years.
Alona
In five years, you think you're gonna retire to a lake house? Who said anything about retiring? I want to write a cookbook with my mama. I want to have my own travel show. You guys can come too. If you want. I would like to. I feel like for the cookbook, we were like, that was like, hopefully all of our ideas. Maybe we get into it later. Okay, we can. Yeah, for sure.
Adriana
I'm gonna put my chickpea curry in it.
Alona
My five year plan.
Adriana
I don't know if I've really thought like five years ahead. I've got like, little things I want to do.
Alona
Yeah, like what?
Adriana
I'd love to have a song out, you know, like, that's been something I've wanted to do. And I'm like, that should happen within five years.
Alona
Right, right.
Adriana
And I've always said I don't need it to like, go far or do anything, but I think for my own desire and just like almost self worth of like, okay, ye. You fucking finally did something that you're interested in.
Alona
Almost like an early Haley Blay kind of music getting out there in the world.
Adriana
Like how she did it or her style.
Alona
Yeah. Or how she did it.
Adriana
Yeah, maybe I could see that. Love Haley Blay. If you guys don't know her as well. Coolest Fucking Bitch in Town. That is the song title. I'm not just swearing. Great song. Great song. So that's on there. I think a lot of it is just. I think just trying a lot of things, you know, I don't see like, oh, I want to have a house. I want to have that. Or that. It's just. I've always been like, let me just take life as it comes and maybe be in Olivia's compound.
Alona
Yes. Everybody's welcome. I love it.
Adriana
This is a good question. What's a failure that changed the direction of your life?
Alona
Ooh.
Adriana
Kind of the butterfly effect almost that Ilona loves to talk about. Sometimes I try to not have regrets because I'm like, that's. That's what led me to here. I think I've looked back at really big decisions in my life and I'm like, no, it's good that that maybe didn't work out as the way I wanted it to. Cause it led me here. I think one thing I did fail at was applying to colleges. I did a very bad job at it. I wasn't ready for it. I wasn't as informed as my peers on it. So I really.
Alona
I applied that way too.
Adriana
Yeah, I applied to three. I applied to uvm, Castleton, and then like a random ass. One that had like free, no application fee. Oh, and one in Maine. And I just. I didn't really like any of them. Like, and I didn't want to Go. And dad just convinced me. And, like, it felt like going to Castleton was a failure because it's not seen as the best university. You know, it's a state school. But it led me to, like, where I am. I think if I had gone to a bigger college or something, like, I would have been maybe swept up in all of that. Yeah, I was able to shine more at Castleton because it was smaller, it gave me what I needed. And I was also there during, like, the COVID years. So wouldn't it even mattered if I had gone to, you know, a more expensive, bigger school?
Alona
Interesting. But you can only have that perspective now, Exactly. Being this far out of it. Katie P. Asks, what's the most ridiculous thing a man has said to you about your height? Has this happened either? I, like, this wasn't about my height, but one time in college, I was at, like, the bar that everybody went to, and this guy came up to me who's like, sort of an acquaintance. And I was out at the bars, so I was wearing probably like a more like low cut top. And he goes, damn, Liv, those things look ready for milking. Hello. Yeah, Crazy. But I'm wondering if that was a height thing too, because he was much taller than me and he was looking right down on him. So. Yeah, I hate that. Most ridiculous thing somebody's ever said to me.
Adriana
One time in college, she meant it as a compliment, and I think it's not bad. She was. Out of nowhere, she goes, you have a really eclectic looking face. And at that moment, I was not ready for that. I was like, I would actually prefer conventionally.
Alona
Right, right.
Adriana
A conventional face. And now I've learned to, I think, appreciate it, to be like, sure, I'll take eclectic. I'll take eclectic. Like, that's what all the model agencies want and stuff. They're looking for eclectic people.
Alona
I like that.
Adriana
But I was really not ready for that. So it felt very ridiculous at the time. Yeah, I think this house is looking pretty messy. I think it's time to do some chores. And this week we get to do them.
Alona
Dry dishes or vacuums.
Adriana
I'll do vacuuming.
Alona
Reveal the last spicy thing you read. Oh, don't lie. Don't hide it. Tell us.
Adriana
The Rejected Mate Academy. It's kind of what you think it is. It's a werewolf book. And in this world, it's really fucked up. So if your mate rejects you, whoever rejects the first person, or like the person first, the other gets sent to an academy to, like, fix themselves until the other one Wants to accept them. And if they never get accepted, then they get sent to live as a feral, which is basically a death sentence. It was pretty good. However, there's a lot of things, like, I was like, how are we gonna finish this part?
Alona
Right?
Adriana
And they kind of didn't. Cause it was kind of like just leaving a lot of problems for probably what's gonna be like a very long series. But that also is, like, a lot of injustice in this world of how the rejected mates are treated, which they started to, like, get to. But it was a quick read. I enjoyed it.
Alona
And it was spicy.
Adriana
Yeah, it had some spicy scenes. But it wasn't just like, sex, Right?
Alona
Beautiful. We're gonna do chaos picks now. Set the table, clean your room, or organize the drunk door. Ilona. I'll set the table. Choose a sister and choose a note from her notes app and share it.
Adriana
This is. Oh, I was just writing in there.
Alona
Oh, God, I think we should start. Oh, God, I think we should start calling Lasik eye surgery. Plastic surgery is just what the note is. Is just that.
Adriana
Because.
Alona
What is that? They're going to start a joke. You're. You're type five in there.
Adriana
Because I was talking to my friend and she's got a boyfriend.
Alona
I feel like Mr. Beast is a horseman of the apocalypse. Never get your eyebrows tattooed. Your book should not have a translation key at that. At the beginning, at the front. Why do I have to learn Russian? Interesting takes. And why are there so many? You don't want to put them on one.
Adriana
I always just forget, oh, those are some good ones. I feel like Mr. Ben, I'd like to explain these. I think so. Why the Lasik one came out is my friend's boyfriend has had Lasik surgery and he's 27. Or he got it when he was 25, maybe 26. First of all, I believe that is way too young. Don't fuck with your eyes back then, like, this early. But then I'm like, that's. He's doing that because he doesn't want to wear glasses. It's like a plastic surgery to change your appearance.
Alona
Right?
Adriana
The Mr. Beast one, I think is kind of self explanatory because I'm like, the shit he makes people do.
Alona
That's great.
Adriana
Like, that's a horseman of the apocalypse. He is testing greed. He's testing gluttony.
Alona
Like, that's cuckoo caca heard.
Adriana
I'm sick of these, like, romance books having language keys. I can't.
Alona
Good one. I'm gonna organize the Junk drawer. Because that sounds fun. Choose a sister. Choose a photo from her camera roll and reveal it.
Adriana
It should.
Alona
We all gang up on Adriana right now.
Adriana
Hold on.
Alona
I use my. My face to get into her hidden folder. Okay, I'm going to go like this.
Adriana
Oh, I'm.
Alona
Right now. I'm scrolling. I'm getting crazy with it. I'm going up and down and sideways. Hold on. Did I see bangs? Whoa. How old are you? Oh, God. Something happened.
Adriana
Pick one.
Alona
This one. It's my choice.
Adriana
Oh, my God. That is when. That's me in bed with headphones on. Noise canceling. They were doing construction right outside my fucking window. And I woke up at 7am and I'm just hearing clang, clang, clang, clang, clang. So I had to put the like, are you good? It was one of those long exposure ones.
Alona
Oh, was it?
Adriana
I also famously do not like. What's it called when you. It's like the sound. Noise canceling. Feel, like claustrophobic on the inside. And I'm like, I can feel my ears. I don't like it. But I had to do it so it was almost. And you could still hear the clanging. And then mixed with that, it was
Alona
real
Adriana
journey for me.
Alona
How fun. Thank you for that.
Adriana
All right, choose a sister. Share. The last person she searched for on ignore. I want both, actually.
Alona
Oh. Oh, I'm really scared.
Adriana
It's probably gonna be Alona.
Alona
Oh, actually, mine's pretty good.
Adriana
Oh, Olivia's is Rachel Gillig, our guest from last week. That's cute.
Alona
Love you, Rachel. Mine's Max's Yummy condiments. I bought his Caesar salad dressing and I had to send him a message saying, yo, I bought your dressing the other day. Obsessed. You're creating a great product. I wanted him to know that. Oh, did he respond? Not yet. What the fuck? He only has 861 followers, so I don't really know what's taking him, but yeah, what the hell? I wanted him to know I really liked his dressing. My search, right after, right behind Rachel, is buffalo chicken dip.
Adriana
Olivia made some last night. Went crazy.
Alona
I made a lot of it too. That's my bad.
Adriana
I'm gonna put it in a baked potato tonight.
Alona
Oh, yeah, big plans. Thank you so much for hanging out with us this week and for submitting all of your questions. It was really fun to do. So thanks so much for doing that and we'll be very, very soon. We'll see you next time.
Adriana
Thank you so much for coming over to the House of Mar a Wave original.
Alona
Be sure to watch subscribe on YouTube and listen wherever you get your podcasts. Plus follow the show on social media ousofmar for clips and behind the scenes content. Thanks for hanging out and asking us questions.
Adriana
Thank you. Bye.
Host: Wave
Guests: Ilona Maher (Olympic rugby player), Olivia Maher (“Girl Dinner” creator), Adrianna “Dre Baby” Maher (human rights advocate)
Date: February 25, 2026
This lively Q&A episode of House of Maher features the three Maher sisters fielding listener-submitted questions that range from their most memorable sibling fights and weirdest pranks to personal growth, reading lists, style hot takes, and their five-year goals. Through it all, they crack each other up, challenge each other's memories, share pop culture obsessions, and offer candid, sisterly wisdom.
The signature dynamic—irreverent, honest, and affectionate—shines as they swap old stories, debate everything from body shapes to underwear etiquette, and reveal glimpses into their personal notes, TBR lists, and future dreams. Expect lighthearted bickering, surprising vulnerability, and lots of laughs.
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Body Type Chat:
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Underwear Under Leggings Debate:
Parking Ticket Story & Kindness:
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This episode is a perfect introduction to the House of Maher: fast-paced, self-deprecating, and heartfelt. The Maher sisters’ quick wit and realness make even the silliest questions insightful, while their mutual respect and affection anchor the fun. Whether you’re here for the book recs, sisterly banter, or takes on leggings etiquette, there’s lots to enjoy—and plenty of tea spilled.