Brittany Broski: Sapphic Vampires, Wood Soup & The American Lean

Summary

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House of Maher — Brittany Broski: Sapphic Vampires, Wood Soup & The American Lean

Podcast: House of Maher
Host(s): Ilona Maher, Olivia Maher, Adrianna “Dre Baby” Maher
Guest: Brittany Broski
Date: October 21, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode of House of Maher, Olympic rugby medalist Ilona Maher and her sisters Olivia (“Girl Dinner” creator) and Adrianna (“Dre Baby”, human rights advocate) hang out with viral sensation and multi-hyphenate media mogul Brittany Broski. They dish on everything from navigating unexpected fame and the dynamics of sisterhood, to the intricacies of internet brain rot and pop culture obsessions—plus a deep dive on everything from rugby muscles to sapphic vampires, wood soup ASMR, chain restaurants, and the overwhelming power of girl friendship.

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Major Discussion Points & Insights

1. Brittany’s Media Empire and the Rise of Internet Fame

[03:20–06:18]

• Ilona introduces Brittany Broski, jokingly crowning her the “supreme leader of Broski Nation” and highlighting her wit, success in podcasting, and her “accidental” ascent to fame.
• Brittany describes her shows as “me and four white walls,” appreciating the freedom of solo content vs. the challenge of talking to oneself.
  • “My show is me and four white walls. And it kind of helps. Cause it's like loony bin vibes.” – Brittany [04:16]
• The group discusses how content creation—whether on the rugby field, in podcasting, or through viral moments—is built on years of intentional groundwork, not just luck.
• Notable Quote:
  “It's been half accident, half on purpose, right?” – Brittany Broski [06:24]

2. Internet, TikTok Virality & Female Friendship

[05:00–07:57]

• Brittany is often surprised by viral edits highlighting her more sincere moments.
  • “People are like, this is awesome—I thought I was just being horny.” – Brittany [05:08]
• The Maher sisters affirm the importance of representation and “refreshing voices like you—even at times kooky, but when you do hit, you hit it, right nail on the head.” – Ilona [05:52]

3. Identity Abroad: “The American Lean” and Traveling Faux Pas

[08:07–10:13]

• The crew discusses the telltale American traits in Europe, like “graphic tees and leaning on shit,” slouching, and the unique “American lean.”
  • “Have we thought that maybe we're just chill?” – Olivia [09:34]
  • “Consider this. I'm chilling.” – Brittany [09:35]
• Brittany shares hilariously about feeling “seen as American” before even speaking abroad.

4. Chain Restaurants, Vermont Identity & Regional Quirks

[10:13–12:22]

• Fun talk about “Cracker Barrel culture,” Chili’s queso, and the lack of chains in Vermont.
• Olivia boasts Vermont’s state capital is “the only one famously without a McDonald's.” [11:51]
• Sidebar about local Amish pies and Vermont country delis.

5. Rugby Talk: Muscles, Training, and Representation

[12:22–14:18]

• Brittany asks Ilona the age-old question: “Why are you so strong?” Result? Rugby demands fitness and strength.
  • “Hamstrings are great for speed… you gotta be able to run distances… It's a whole body sport.” – Ilona [13:37]
• Comedic moments about Ilona’s “tight little body” and Pilates.

6. UK Festival Life vs. US Fests

[14:40–17:56]

• Brittany contrasts her growing up at Austin’s ACL Festival with the intense drinking and muddy, chilly camping culture of UK festivals like Reading and Leeds.
  • “I don’t get what’s the appeal—you smell like onions, you’re blackout drunk for three days straight…” – Brittany [16:03]

7. Pop Divas, Live Shows, and Brittany’s Musical Side

[17:56–19:00]

• Discussion about which pop divas the Mahers and Brittany idolize—Sabrina Carpenter, Chapel, Noah Kahan, Doechii, Beyoncé.
• They talk about the magic of live shows, the discipline of top singers, and the fact that some concerts sound “just like the album.”
  • “She’s a once in a lifetime… She’s worked for her voice, too.” – Olivia on Trixie [17:56]

8. On Being Multifaceted and the “Renaissance Woman”

[27:00–29:39]

• Brittany details her approach to not being pigeonholed—spanning humor, music, and media.
  • “I’m not just one singular thing. I’m multifaceted. I have all of these different sides.” – Brittany [27:33]
• Details on her singing origins (covers, church, theater kid), evolving into a music career.
• New album hinted, with “sexy” vibes and tongue-in-cheek—“Somebody commented, it sounds like Love Island music. And I laughed and I laughed. Because they're right.” [29:46]
• Brittany describes performing live once—with Orville Peck—and the nerves (“I was just screaming”). [30:15]

9. Dating, Friendship, and Feminist Real Talk

[43:16–47:52]

• Conversations about the perils and humor of online dating, catfishing, and fame changing the dynamic.
• Brittany bemoans being banned from Tinder, Uber, and permanently waitlisted from Raya. [44:48]
• Realness about relationships: “There is no one in this life that can make you whole, you have to be whole...If a man is only going to come in and stress me out, I'd rather be alone.” – Brittany [46:22]
• The importance of women’s friendships and humor:
  • “The average woman who's full of compassion… is a great friend, is a great man.” – Brittany [49:24]

10. Brain Rot, ASMR & the Internet Rabbit Hole

[62:41–67:20]

• The sisters and Brittany discuss their favorite odd internet content: ASMR, mukbangs, “wood soup” (as Olivia explains: “soup that’s, like, water and it’s just got a bunch of wood in it”), live soap-cutting, blind Hello Kitty boxes, carpet cleaning videos that are “too dirty,” and their healthy (or not) relationship with “brain rot.”
  • “I'm in the comments: more war block... thank you for the galaxy.” – Brittany, on Tiktok Wood Soup [63:41]
• Brittany admits to 13-hour daily screen time, half-blamed on her job.

11. Book Nook: Babel, Sapphic Vampires, and Werewolf Romance

[76:52–85:09]

• Brittany brings book recs: recently loving Babel by R.F. Kuang (“an incredible fucking book... about colonialism and the exploitation of other people's languages for the betterment of the British Empire”) [77:13–77:54].
• Group confessions about their “Romantasy” (romantic fantasy) reads—horny, Fae-centric books, with sidebars on popular titles (Quicksilver, Gilded, The Cruel Prince) and the critique of fanfiction tropes (like being “sold to One Direction”).
• Adrianna flexes her encyclopedic knowledge of werewolf romance—and distinguishes herself as a “purist,” preferring classic alpha/luna lore over the more “freaky, sexual” Omegaverse.
  • “I'm just like, traditional, like there's Alpha, maybe there's a Luna and that's it.” – Adriana [82:42]
• Sapphic vampire novels and classics: Brittany recommends Carmilla as an OG gay vampire novel that inspired Dracula.

12. Sisterhood, Family Hierarchies & Growing Up Online

[57:37–61:24]

• Conversation about birth order, eldest daughter traits, and sibling dynamics.
• A heart-to-heart about how Tumblr and early internet experiences shaped their adolescence—both for better (politicization, community) and worse (“Thinspo,” eating disorder content).
  • “Tumblr really affected me in some good ways, some not so good ways. Mostly horrible.” – Adriana [59:12]

13. Rapid Fire: Pop Culture, Games & Guilty Pleasures

[69:00–76:42]

• The group plays “Rock, Paper, Scissors” with the loser spinning the “chore wheel” for a prompt.
• Guilty pleasures include Love Island, wedding song playlists, dive bar anthropological notes, and a hilarious Notes app tirade against “tableside tiramisu.”
  • “Tiramisu is meant to meld in the fridge together. Don't make it next to me because—first of all, you're up-charging me for a worse tiramisu.” – Adriana [75:31]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Everything short of showing my open butthole on camera, I'm pretty much done.” – Brittany [07:52]
• “If you want to work out, every muscle, go swimming. Rugby's the same.” – Alona [14:28]
• On British festival culture: “You smell like onions, you’re blackout drunk for three days straight. I don't get what's the appeal.” – Brittany [16:03]
• “The standard for men is so much lower. Women have to do so much more, so why would I accept less when my friendships are higher?” – Brittany [49:25]
• “The average woman who’s full of compassion… is a great man.” – Brittany [49:24]
• “I’m just like classic female werewolf, male werewolf sex. Don’t make it weird. Don’t be a weirdo. I’m like a conservative werewolf.” – Adrianna [82:52]
• “Carmilla… Dracula inspired Bram Stoker to write Dracula. And it is a sapphic vampire novel.” – Brittany [83:28]
• On ASMR and internet content: “Our brains are rotting.” – Adrianna [63:23]; “Let’s get our feet in the grass.” – Brittany [71:27]

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Highlighted Segments & Timestamps

• [03:20] Guest intro & viral fame discussion
• [08:07] “The American Lean” & traveling as an American
• [12:22] Rugby, muscle talk, and female athlete perspective
• [14:40] British vs. American festival culture
• [17:56] Pop divas & live music appreciation
• [27:00] Being a “renaissance woman” & creative multipotentiality
• [43:16] Dating, friendship, and what women really want
• [62:41] Internet culture, ASMR, wood soup & “brain rot” confessions
• [76:52] Book Nook: Babel, sapphic vampires, and the Mahers’ reading habits
• [82:52] Werewolf and shifter romance, fanfiction nostalgia
• [69:00 & 73:08] Games: “Rock, Paper, Scissors,” search histories, and guilty pleasures

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Tone & Style

This episode is fast-moving, irreverent, smart, and warm—flowing seamlessly between zany pop culture commentary, heartfelt sisterly moments, and sharp takes on the realities of being a woman online. The Mahers and Brittany riff, roast, hype each other up and get delightfully off-track, making listeners feel right at home in their “house.”

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In Closing

Whether you’re here for the viral stories, the book recs, or the banter about dragon shifters and wood soup, this episode delivers humor, warmth, and genuine insight into how women are making—and remaking—the internet (and themselves) on their own terms.

Check out Brittany’s Broski Report and Royal Court for more (“her in a room saying things I think we all need to hear.” – Ilona) and be sure to catch House of Maher every Tuesday.

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Transcript

[Adriana Maher]

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[Olivia Maher]

Between doing the show, traveling all over, and taking 10,000 meetings, I truly need one less thing to worry about.

[Alona Maher]

Same. I want good food, but I cannot handle one more subscription.

[Olivia Maher]

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[Adriana Maher]

Wait, no subscription?

[Alona Maher]

Like a la carte Blue Apron?

[Olivia Maher]

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[Adriana Maher]

That's literally perfect for those nights when I want to cook, but not really.

[Olivia Maher]

And the menu? Over 100 options a week. You can customize most of them.

[Alona Maher]

So no more chicken broccoli repeat is what you're saying.

[Olivia Maher]

That's right. I love that it's still chef designed and actually fresh. Just easier.

[Alona Maher]

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[Alona Maher]

I can't harmonize.

[Olivia Maher]

We can harmonize. I think we can harmonize. We always.

[Alona Maher]

Everyone's harmonized right now.

[Olivia Maher]

Okay, ready? Can you set a note? And we're gonna harmonize with it.

[Alona Maher]

See? Again, no, no. See, we can't.

[Olivia Maher]

I don't think that was right, guys.

[Brittany Broski]

That was horrible.

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah.

[Alona Maher]

Welcome back of Mar A Wave Original. Kick your shoes off and help yourself to whatever's in the fridge. You should know that we have a few house rules.

[Olivia Maher]

Girls are magic.

[Adriana Maher]

Reading is hot.

[Alona Maher]

And so are you. I'm the middle sister and I just want. I didn't write this. But. And I'm the center of the universe. But I didn't write that.

[Adriana Maher]

But.

[Brittany Broski]

But you mean it.

[Alona Maher]

Alora Mar. So I. I am. But I didn't write that.

[Brittany Broski]

Right.

[Olivia Maher]

She paid them to write it. I'm the eldest daughter and never.

[Alona Maher]

Wrong.

[Olivia Maher]

Olivia Marr.

[Brittany Broski]

She.

[Alona Maher]

You didn't write that either. So messed up.

[Adriana Maher]

And I'm the baby. And this is set. This is actually a setup. And I studied abroad and I'm Adriana Mar. Wow.

[Alona Maher]

Okay. Well, make sure to subscribe on YouTube. Watch and keep up with us. Our voices are lovely, but just to see our faces is really something special.

[Brittany Broski]

And your tight little bodies.

[Alona Maher]

Hey.

[Olivia Maher]

I know that's right.

[Brittany Broski]

I know that's right.

[Alona Maher]

And if you already hear that lovely commentary, that is our fourth Marcus today. She's the supreme leader of Broski Nation. She rules with an iron fist, razor sharp wit, and a deep knowledge of wattpad. She's built a full blown media empire between the chart topping podcast the Broski Report and her medieval interview show Royal Court, where I have been on, I have been the subject of the court. Please welcome the creator self, Brittany Broski.

[Brittany Broski]

Married into the family.

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah, you're here.

[Brittany Broski]

It's nice to be here. I'm about five' eight, but in these, I'm about five' ten.

[Olivia Maher]

Wow.

[Brittany Broski]

Is that a ranking system, y'? All?

[Alona Maher]

Do we prefer over five' nine? Hey, so you're in it today?

[Brittany Broski]

I'm in the club leader.

[Alona Maher]

You came in, you're like, you guys, you got a lot of people working here. Cause on your show it's you and some cameras, huh? Just yapping.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah, My show is me and four white walls. And it kind of helps. Cause it's like loony bin vibes.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

I just hit record well. And I think it translates through the screen. So it's just me publish. And then people are like, this is awesome.

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah, you're the brother in Wild Thornberry. It's just all over the room.

[Alona Maher]

Right.

[Olivia Maher]

Is that actually easier because there's not people perceiving you? It is, right?

[Brittany Broski]

It is. It's easier because I get to freak my shit. But like, I also enjoy. I love this dynamic, obviously talking to people, but it's difficult to talk to yourself unless. I don't know. I got a lot going on.

[Alona Maher]

The commentary you've made, though. I mean, some of the TikTok edits people make of you with like, you know, and the friendship one where you're almost crying.

[Olivia Maher]

And they make these beautiful videos, inspirational music behind it. And they put clips of women like Alona, like, winning her medal for real.

[Brittany Broski]

And I'm like, oh, for real? And I'm like, I said that you're. I thought I was just being horny.

[Olivia Maher]

For 45 anyway. She is wise man. But for one minute of that 45.

[Adriana Maher]

You get really deep through women and.

[Alona Maher]

Is that you on, like, coffee or an energy drink or.

[Brittany Broski]

That's just.

[Alona Maher]

That's you.

[Brittany Broski]

I wish I could say it's. It's me accelerated, if you will. It's me off of some Red Bull.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

And that's kind of it. I mean, I talk about. I love blueberry Red Bull, and that's kind of what it's. They won't. They refuse to sponsor me.

[Olivia Maher]

Dang.

[Brittany Broski]

Because you keep talking about them. I keep talking about them for free. They're like, yeah, we're not gonna throw money at you. And I'm like, I don't give a fuck. I love you guys still. So, yeah, it's me off the bull.

[Alona Maher]

I think that some of your takes, though, are just so spectacular. You are so funny. It also, like, sounds to be safe, like, educated in your responses, the way that you view the world. It's like a take we all need. I mean, I consider my sisters very smart as well, but I think that we really need refreshing voices like you. Even at times sometimes a little kooky. But when you do hit it, you hit it, right? Nail on the head.

[Brittany Broski]

Takes me a second. I gotta get there, then I get there.

[Alona Maher]

What a. What a cool progression for you. I mean, like, just the first video till now. You are truly building an empire.

[Brittany Broski]

It's been half accident, half on purpose, right?

[Adriana Maher]

Absolutely.

[Brittany Broski]

What's yalls take on? Like, I mean, this is your job now.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

Like, how weird is.

[Adriana Maher]

She's a professional athlete.

[Alona Maher]

This is our job.

[Olivia Maher]

This is our job.

[Brittany Broski]

Hey, girl on the couch. Girl on the couch. We got the couch. You got the couch.

[Olivia Maher]

She's got the field. We got the couch.

[Adriana Maher]

We got a mic.

[Olivia Maher]

No, we love it. I mean, it's my dream job. I yap with my sisters. That's my.

[Brittany Broski]

I mean, come on.

[Olivia Maher]

That's the dream. So, I mean, I love it. It's definitely been a journey, but it's the same thing where it's like, well, I don't know what this is gonna look like, but I'm hoping it's this. So I'm gonna put the energy into it to, like, Kind of get there step by step. Like, stud. Like, when I studied communication in school.

[Brittany Broski]

People like, what are you gonna do?

[Olivia Maher]

Communicate. Look at me now.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah, good one.

[Olivia Maher]

Got it.

[Brittany Broski]

Yes, I am.

[Alona Maher]

We love it.

[Olivia Maher]

I mean, for Alona, that's been. It's been totally different. Stratospheric.

[Alona Maher]

I think it's similar to you in, like, you know, when I did my rise to fame with Tokyo and I was posting all these videos, and everyone's kind of like thinking, oh, it's a happy accident, a surprise. And oh, my gosh, she's burst of fame over these, you know, years. And even after Paris, and it's like, no, I actually had to work. I worked very hard. And for those three years, I posted videos just like you posting videos consistently, having to consistently come up with content. So I think that people are like, oh, are you shocked or you're. What do they say to me?

[Olivia Maher]

Like, are you surprised?

[Alona Maher]

Are you surprised? I'm like, I have been putting it out there. Yeah, the same. And so, like, to build this empire for you, it's also been like, they don't see it. But the grinds you've been doing for years now.

[Brittany Broski]

Everything short of showing my open butthole on camera, I'm pretty much done.

[Alona Maher]

Which.

[Brittany Broski]

Never too late. Next step, Next step. Never too late.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah. With finances, how they are with the world, you know, why not always have.

[Adriana Maher]

That in your back pocket?

[Alona Maher]

You're just in England.

[Brittany Broski]

So were you.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah, I know, dude. I was there for a bit.

[Brittany Broski]

Thoughts on the British Empire? Yeah, okay. I'll rephrase my question. Thoughts on London.

[Alona Maher]

I mean, massive. A massive city. Then we were there for the tube strike. I was there for the tube strike for a little bit. Great city.

[Brittany Broski]

What do you all do when you're there?

[Adriana Maher]

Go to a lot of restaurants. We explored, like, little areas like Notting Hill.

[Alona Maher]

I forget the other will make sure to dress cool, girl.

[Brittany Broski]

When I'm in Europe. And I guess the UK isn't Europe anymore. You guys, you're on the whatever. I always make sure. Here's something I learned that I was like. And I know you know this cause you're world traveler. The telltale sign of being an American. And I will say it. Sometimes it's embarrassing to be seen as an American when I haven't even opened my mouth right. Cause that's pretty fucking obvious after I start talking. But graphic T shirts and leaning on shit.

[Adriana Maher]

The slouch.

[Brittany Broski]

The slouch.

[Olivia Maher]

The American lean. I've been hearing about this.

[Brittany Broski]

They're both so accurate and When I'm in Europe now, I start to look, and I'm like, american, American, American, American. They're everywhere. They're all around me.

[Olivia Maher]

Why aren't they leaning over there?

[Brittany Broski]

Why? Yeah.

[Olivia Maher]

Have we figured that out?

[Brittany Broski]

What's going on? You guys need to bend your knees.

[Olivia Maher]

Bend your knees. Get comfortable against a wall, right?

[Alona Maher]

What's the. What is it?

[Adriana Maher]

The American lean. Like, if you're by, like, a post.

[Olivia Maher]

A wall we just put on it.

[Adriana Maher]

But no, they're standing straight.

[Alona Maher]

Have we. Have they thought that maybe we're just chill?

[Olivia Maher]

We're just chill like that.

[Brittany Broski]

Consider this. I'm chilling.

[Alona Maher]

I put my knee up a lot. You guys do that, like, against a wall?

[Olivia Maher]

If I got.

[Alona Maher]

There's a bench there, I'll put my knee up or put my leg. Foot up.

[Brittany Broski]

You're spread eagling or you.

[Alona Maher]

A little bit. I don't think that's thing. No, nobody's doing that.

[Olivia Maher]

I don't know. Might be that made this an athlete thing. Might be an athlete getting blood flow going.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah.

[Olivia Maher]

Gravity putting her to work.

[Alona Maher]

I thought graphic tees were cool, and I agree.

[Olivia Maher]

Craft graphic.

[Adriana Maher]

It's gonna hit them in, like, two years. They're gonna start wearing graphic tees. You know, we're the trendsetters.

[Alona Maher]

Do you ever lie about being American to get. Not get judged?

[Olivia Maher]

Have you ever said because you have an amazing accent. Amazing accents. You do a good accent.

[Brittany Broski]

Thank you. I'm just like one of those parrots that mimic nice. Like, that's kind of what it is. Y'. All. Y' all know Cracker Barrel?

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah, we've never been.

[Brittany Broski]

We are from.

[Adriana Maher]

So there's. I don't believe there's any crack.

[Olivia Maher]

No, we're from way up north.

[Brittany Broski]

What's your version of Cracker World? You have, like, a. Like, grandees.

[Alona Maher]

Y' all got Randy's brandies?

[Olivia Maher]

We don't really have that. I mean, like, we have, like, country restaurants because it's Vermont. They sell maple syrup and pancakes and stuff.

[Brittany Broski]

Sure.

[Olivia Maher]

That's not Cracker Barrel, but. Not Crackle Barrel.

[Brittany Broski]

No, no. Like a nasty chain that's like. Of course we're going.

[Olivia Maher]

That people love.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah. What's yours of choice?

[Adriana Maher]

Well, we love a Chili's, but that's not, like, nasty.

[Alona Maher]

That's.

[Olivia Maher]

It's great.

[Alona Maher]

I'm sorry.

[Brittany Broski]

Chili's Queso.

[Olivia Maher]

Oh, my God.

[Adriana Maher]

I heard that they took that off the menu.

[Brittany Broski]

They took it.

[Adriana Maher]

They reimagined it into, like, a smaller thing.

[Brittany Broski]

Now. Why would they.

[Alona Maher]

I'm pretty sure I'm smaller.

[Adriana Maher]

What I don't know, like it was like that skillet thing, right?

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah. And Chili's queso is like you're not even done eating it. You're already on the toilet. How did I get here?

[Olivia Maher]

You're taking it with you though. Absolutely.

[Alona Maher]

We had a 99 of us.

[Olivia Maher]

The steakhouse 99. Yep. Couple of those.

[Alona Maher]

Steakhouse 99. What's that?

[Brittany Broski]

What was that? Completely spilled everything down.

[Olivia Maher]

Get a close up of that. Get in there.

[Brittany Broski]

I mean just fold it over.

[Olivia Maher]

Britney Brosi wet on our set.

[Brittany Broski]

Anyway, y' all got Texas Roadhouse. We.

[Alona Maher]

Oh, we did. We that came in.

[Olivia Maher]

We have one of those and we have the. What's the one that's under. From Australia. Yeah, we got Buffalo Wild Wings.

[Brittany Broski]

Okay.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah, we're moving up. We're moving up. Burlington, Vermont.

[Olivia Maher]

Vermont is not known for like chain. Like there's no billboards there. There's no nothing.

[Brittany Broski]

Like we.

[Olivia Maher]

Our state capitol is the only one famously without a McDonald's.

[Brittany Broski]

That's an awesome accolade. Actually, I do have a genuine question. Relationship to the Amish in Vermont?

[Alona Maher]

No, I don't think we have a lot.

[Olivia Maher]

I went to school down by the New York state border. They are over the border. So you can buy a hell of a pie. They make a hell of a pie.

[Brittany Broski]

Hey.

[Olivia Maher]

And they go by in their horse drawn carriages and you can buy flour from them and stuff.

[Brittany Broski]

Awesome. I get.

[Olivia Maher]

Well, we were over in England for the rugby World cup watching, playing. Do you know much about rugby?

[Brittany Broski]

Yes.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah, Name one thing.

[Brittany Broski]

Name one thing. Alona Mar medalist. Ever heard of her?

[Alona Maher]

She got us there.

[Brittany Broski]

That was really cool. Yeah, good luck next time. Rugby. I know that you and I used to text all the time about the Spanish rugby team.

[Olivia Maher]

Yep.

[Brittany Broski]

Big fan.

[Alona Maher]

So we should get back into that. There's posting so many great videos.

[Brittany Broski]

What is it about? Like, okay, you know how ballet dancers, their muscles are psychotic, but they're very lean. Rugby players are very muscly. But I want to know what is the purpose behind it? I mean I know it's like kind of brute force and it's kind of like. But it feels like a lot of running.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah. Why are we strong?

[Brittany Broski]

Yes. Why are you strong?

[Alona Maher]

It's just kind of a mixture of things. So it's like. It's like soccer in a way that you have to run so much. You have to be fit, but then you have to be able to take hits and give hits. So that means like, you know, muscle fat or padding on your bones are going to give you that Protection. So we have to be strong enough to. To tackle somebody to the ground, to lift somebody up. So there's many a reason, but we're kind of one of those. That bridge where you have to be both fit and really strong.

[Brittany Broski]

What's the most important muscle for a rugby player?

[Alona Maher]

Hamstrings, I would say. Hamstrings are great for speed. Okay. And, you know, you got to be able to run distances. You need to have good hamstrings on you. Not saying I have good hamstrings, but.

[Adriana Maher]

Don'T get a tight hamstring.

[Alona Maher]

I have extremely tight hamster, tight little body, and I need it. Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

Told you.

[Alona Maher]

Do a little Pilates soon. But it's. That's a good muscle. I don't know if I've ever been asked that question about which muscle is the most important.

[Olivia Maher]

I feel like the second is the heart, you know, and the dedication.

[Brittany Broski]

Third brain.

[Adriana Maher]

No.

[Alona Maher]

It'S all important, I guess. Good to have biceps.

[Brittany Broski]

Right.

[Alona Maher]

Quads. I guess. I don't know. It's. It's your whole body. It's a whole body sport.

[Brittany Broski]

Okay.

[Alona Maher]

That's what that's special about it.

[Adriana Maher]

Like swimming. Swimming can use your old muscle.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah, I guess so.

[Brittany Broski]

That's what they say. If you want to work out, every muscle goes with.

[Alona Maher]

Yes. Okay. Yes.

[Olivia Maher]

They.

[Alona Maher]

We're similar in that ways. We use our whole bodies.

[Brittany Broski]

You cooked? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You cooked.

[Adriana Maher]

Spoke enough today, actually.

[Olivia Maher]

What were you doing over there?

[Brittany Broski]

I was filming a Royal Court episode that is soon to be released, and it's fucking gag, really. I can't reveal the guess, but it was the first time we've ever gone abroad to film, and it was nuts. Like, we had this company totally construct the set and do everything, and so we did that. And then I was also in London recently for Reading in Leeds. The music festival? Yep, yep, I did that. Mrs. Chapel?

[Alona Maher]

Yes.

[Brittany Broski]

Hozier. Just saw them. Well, I did a little thing on a stage there. Sometimes festivals like that will book me just to be like, what's up, you guys? Like, I'm like, backstage, and then I get to go to the festival. So it was cool. But that's British festivals, dude.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

What?

[Olivia Maher]

Tell me.

[Brittany Broski]

I thought, like, because I grew up going to ACL in Texas, which is kind of like Lollapalooza in Chicago. Like, usually it's the same headliners because they go straight from Austin, they fly up north to Chicago. That to me is like, you're 16, you're drunk, you're there with your crush. You're like, oh my God. It's diplo. Like that kind of thing?

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah, dude.

[Brittany Broski]

British festivals, they. I know there's a drinking culture in the uk, of course, but like, my God, really? It's like belligerent and they're all teenagers.

[Alona Maher]

Did you keep up? Did you try drinking?

[Brittany Broski]

I don't. I do little Eddies. I'm in Eddieville usually.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah, okay, I hear you.

[Olivia Maher]

And it's camping, right? Like a lot of the culture there is camping for.

[Brittany Broski]

For festivals, which I'm like, you smell like onions. You're blackout drunk for three days straight. I don't get what's the appeal.

[Adriana Maher]

So muddy too.

[Brittany Broski]

It's muddy, it's raining, it's cold. Free them.

[Olivia Maher]

Free them.

[Alona Maher]

Were you in like a VIP section too?

[Brittany Broski]

We just went for the day. So I. I went back to my crisp hotel room afterward. I was like, amen.

[Alona Maher]

But are you a concert person?

[Brittany Broski]

I am very much a concert.

[Alona Maher]

These two Chapel in la. Oh my God.

[Brittany Broski]

Opened.

[Olivia Maher]

We didn't miss Trixie, but.

[Adriana Maher]

I'm sorry.

[Olivia Maher]

Doors open. Show started at 4:30.

[Adriana Maher]

She went on 9:15.

[Olivia Maher]

So we got there a little later. A lot.

[Brittany Broski]

That's. Yeah. Blackout drunk, being you're on a hospital stretcher.

[Olivia Maher]

And we saw all those people around us constantly during the show. She kept having to be like, really?

[Alona Maher]

Yeah.

[Olivia Maher]

Here. So many flashlights, medics there. Yeah, it was crazy.

[Adriana Maher]

Like it probably. We saw about six of them since.

[Olivia Maher]

When we got there.

[Adriana Maher]

There was a lot of cases of.

[Olivia Maher]

Like people fighting during the opener. That messed up Trixie got him going.

[Brittany Broski]

Very polarizing. Very polarizing figure.

[Adriana Maher]

But it was an amazing show. Everything worked so well together. I was blown away.

[Brittany Broski]

That set she has is Gag. What outfit did she wear?

[Alona Maher]

It was mermaid themed.

[Adriana Maher]

It was green. It was just amazing.

[Olivia Maher]

There was three iterations of it. Like, she came in first with like a. Like a fishing net on it. It was a full thing that she took off layer and it had this other. It was so I couldn't look away from her face. Like, she's obviously gorgeous, but I was gagged. She was the way makeup sat. She is a performer. I was literally like watching her. I couldn't believe it.

[Brittany Broski]

Her mouth vocals, I feel like when it's such a big production like that, the vocals almost like you get accustomed to how good they are. Do you know how abnormal it is to be that good of a fucking singer? Like her control her belts. She sings the same songs every night. Doesn't lose her voice. It's just Gag.

[Olivia Maher]

She's a once in a lifetime and she's worked for her voice, too. Like, she's done the training and the work while being so musical. Right? Like, that's what I've heard about her.

[Brittany Broski]

Addicted to her.

[Olivia Maher]

So freaking.

[Brittany Broski]

Who are yalls? Pop divas. Individually, I get.

[Alona Maher]

I mean, is it basic to be Serena Carpenter at this point?

[Adriana Maher]

No.

[Olivia Maher]

That makes a lot of sense.

[Alona Maher]

That little girl is not. Sorry.

[Olivia Maher]

She's a woman, Sabrina. Sorry.

[Alona Maher]

That woman. She's a little slutty on those albums.

[Olivia Maher]

And I'm loving it. I love it.

[Alona Maher]

Tears.

[Olivia Maher]

Every time I heard tears, dude.

[Brittany Broski]

Tears down my thigh.

[Olivia Maher]

Poetry.

[Alona Maher]

Oh, my gosh. She's really. She's really saying it.

[Brittany Broski]

Would she be allowed on your show because she's tall, she's short?

[Alona Maher]

We'll get her, like, a little stool, Sabrina.

[Adriana Maher]

We'll let her on a little booster seat.

[Alona Maher]

Just killing it as well.

[Olivia Maher]

We saw her Short and Sweet tour last fall, and Ilona doesn't like concerts, but she. We got to go in a very cool way, in a box and all this. She was like, okay, I can get this. But she also has famously said, like, we've gone to see our. Our close, personal. Not at all friend from Vermont, Noah Kahn. We don't know him. We just love his music.

[Brittany Broski]

Oh, that's your cousin, actually.

[Olivia Maher]

Famously. But we went to see him, and Alona was like, man, yeah, that sounds good. But it also sounds just like on his album. Like, I could listen to that in my car.

[Alona Maher]

Did we ever get to see him, though?

[Olivia Maher]

We've never seen him. We've stood outside of two of his concerts and, like, listened to.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah, we're now. Noah and I are now. Cool. We've messaged before.

[Brittany Broski]

Okay.

[Alona Maher]

For a while there, he didn't. He didn't know. And I'd be like, hey, man.

[Olivia Maher]

One Vermont icon.

[Brittany Broski]

No.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

There can't be two Supremes.

[Olivia Maher]

He claims New Hampshire a lot of the time, so let him do that. You can have Vermont, Noah.

[Alona Maher]

I would love to come to a show at some time and actually have a seat.

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah. Or see you.

[Brittany Broski]

That'd be cool, Noah. If you're an ally to women. Let's get some tickets going, guys.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah, let's get three.

[Brittany Broski]

Maybe. Let's get four. We have four.

[Olivia Maher]

Hey, guys.

[Adriana Maher]

Four. How about that?

[Olivia Maher]

Serious question.

[Adriana Maher]

Why is figuring out dinner every night for the rest of my life such.

[Olivia Maher]

An ordeal between doing the show, traveling all over, and taking 10,000 meetings? I truly need one less thing to worry about.

[Alona Maher]

Same. I want good food, but I cannot handle one more subscription.

[Olivia Maher]

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[Adriana Maher]

Wait, no subscription?

[Alona Maher]

Like a la carte Blue Apron?

[Olivia Maher]

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[Adriana Maher]

That's literally perfect for those nights when I wanna cook, but not really.

[Olivia Maher]

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[Alona Maher]

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[Olivia Maher]

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[Alona Maher]

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[Adriana Maher]

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[Adriana Maher]

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[Adriana Maher]

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[Olivia Maher]

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[Alona Maher]

So let's coffee klatch about what's percolating in pop culture.

[Olivia Maher]

Today's coffee klatch is brought to you by Death Wish Coffee. So, ladies, we're talking pop icons. You said Sabrina Carpenter. What are we thinking?

[Adriana Maher]

I might go chapel and I have to let you know this.

[Brittany Broski]

Tell me.

[Adriana Maher]

I was listening to her in 2020.

[Brittany Broski]

Go ahead and say that. Queen 2020.

[Alona Maher]

She was.

[Brittany Broski]

Wow. You were doing Pink pony club in 2020?

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah, I was.

[Brittany Broski]

Wow, you're cool.

[Adriana Maher]

I was like, guys, you gotta watch these videos. And people weren't there yet, but I was there.

[Olivia Maher]

She's done this a lot. She's very good at, like, music. Like, she was showing us Billie Eilish way before anybody else.

[Brittany Broski]

Don't. Shut the fuck up.

[Adriana Maher]

Who are you on right now, Ms. Adela.

[Olivia Maher]

Adela.

[Adriana Maher]

Cat's Eye.

[Olivia Maher]

Do you know Adela?

[Brittany Broski]

I know Cat's Eye because I watched some of the show and I was like, this is neurotic. Like, that whole concept of, like, pop school. Psychological warfare, Crazy, milit.

[Adriana Maher]

Something's illegal in that?

[Brittany Broski]

No, but deep respect. Deep respect to those girls.

[Adriana Maher]

So this girl Adela, she was part of the training program and she was always ranked top five of all. Like, the dancing, singing, yada, yada, yada. And she was the first eliminated. Yeah, but she's, like, incredibly talented. And what she's doing right now solo is like, you kind of compare it to, like, a Gaga or, like, even a Chapel. Like, she is serving, like, looks, vocals.

[Olivia Maher]

Dance like it's crazy.

[Adriana Maher]

She's. She's coming.

[Olivia Maher]

Okay.

[Brittany Broski]

Make way.

[Olivia Maher]

I love that Chapel and Adela. Who you got? Who you got?

[Brittany Broski]

My number one of all time is Beyonce. Come on. I think that so many of this next generation of, like, the performers and I would group Chapel into this, but it's mainly like, the Dochis and the Dojas and, like, Chloe and Halle, it's like they studied under the school of Beyonce and it's like the level Of. Of polish and of artistry and like of concept is just. And perfection. It's just. It's unparalleled. And I think I saw Dochi at acl.

[Alona Maher]

Oh my God.

[Brittany Broski]

Was it good? She's the one. She's the one.

[Olivia Maher]

I believe it. You showed me her early on too. Or you were listening to Doji pretty early as well.

[Brittany Broski]

And yeah, and yeah, and yeah, I.

[Alona Maher]

Was kind of on it a little bit. I actually really love female rappers. I don't listen to male rappers, but whenever I work out or like just wanna just work around my house, that's what I'll listen to. So I'll get into it like Ken the man and Dochi and I like that.

[Brittany Broski]

And put the motherfucking money in my motherfucking. There you go.

[Olivia Maher]

Thank you. That's your manifestation in the mirror every morning.

[Alona Maher]

I said pop.

[Olivia Maher]

Really?

[Alona Maher]

But I'm gonna say another. I don't know if it's really pop, but like Brittany Broski, what she's doing right now, have you heard of her? I was just singing it before you came in.

[Olivia Maher]

I might.

[Adriana Maher]

That might.

[Alona Maher]

Might be one of my top.

[Brittany Broski]

That's so nice, dude.

[Alona Maher]

I loved it. I'm listening to it constantly. Yeah, I thought you really came out like with a good one.

[Adriana Maher]

And speaking of concept, you had a concept for that shoot and everything. Beautiful.

[Brittany Broski]

Wow. Appreciate you guys. Yeah, the whole idea there was like.

[Olivia Maher]

I don't know.

[Brittany Broski]

I feel like we all kind of relate to this. Of course, being on the Internet and like being pigeonholed and like this sounds so fucking corny because it's been co opted by the girl boss community. And it's just like, I resent the fuck out of that. But the idea of a renaissance woman at its core of like, I'm not just one singular thing. I'm multifaceted. I have all of these different sides. The minute you think that you understand me, here's three new things. You know, it's like that whole concept, I think that I needed to get something out to kind of establish the baseline for that. And an album's on the way.

[Alona Maher]

Oh, is it really? You gotta get it out. Maybe wait till next year so it can be my next Spotify. It will be playlist perfect.

[Adriana Maher]

Perfect.

[Alona Maher]

I'll make sure it's in there.

[Brittany Broski]

Thank. I appreciate you, girl.

[Alona Maher]

When did you first start singing on the apps?

[Brittany Broski]

I was posting covers in like 2020, but it was kind of like, here's.

[Olivia Maher]

My Adriana knows clocking.

[Brittany Broski]

It's no funny.

[Alona Maher]

I met you were watching you're on my list.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah. I was doing, like, Etta James covers and shit. It was very, like. But it's always been. I grew up in the church. That's why I was singing at the church. But I don't know. It's always just kind of been a thing. I was a theater kid, and then from there, it was like, the opportunities in front of me, this is something that I've always had a passion for. Might as well.

[Alona Maher]

You know what I mean?

[Brittany Broski]

And it's not that weird transition that a lot of Internet people do of, like, now I'm a singer.

[Adriana Maher]

Right.

[Brittany Broski]

It's like, no, I'm still doing a hundred other things that's just kind of on the side. So I don't know. It's fun, multifaceted.

[Olivia Maher]

I love what you said, too. It's like, you can be good at all those things because you do so many other things, too. You have so many muscles that you can be strong. Just like, as a one unit.

[Brittany Broski]

Exactly. A fucking unit of a woman.

[Adriana Maher]

And where.

[Olivia Maher]

Renaissance woman. Like, where else are you taking inspiration? Or where have you. Where did you start that you were like. Were you ever nervous? Or you're like, oh, I don't want to do that. Or, here's. Here's what I can grab onto and go far with this.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah. It was kind of like, I need to get this out, like, of my sister.

[Olivia Maher]

That was what it was.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah. And it was. The opportunity presented itself, and I had the idea, like, straight away. And I work with a great producer, Luke Nikolai, who kind of. We speak the same language, and he just kind of brought it to life because I wanted it to be that, like, sexy.

[Alona Maher]

You know what I mean?

[Adriana Maher]

Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

And then somebody commented, it sounds like Love island music. And I laughed and I laughed.

[Alona Maher]

It's funny, right?

[Brittany Broski]

Because they're right. They're right.

[Adriana Maher]

And if Love island used it, that's a huge compliment.

[Brittany Broski]

Hello? Run me my. Check that shit it.

[Alona Maher]

Are you part of the writing process, too?

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fun. It's a lot of fun.

[Olivia Maher]

We'll see you at ACL next year. Year after that.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah. Emceeing what Trixie did at noon. It's new. The sun is bright overhead.

[Alona Maher]

Have you performed live yet?

[Brittany Broski]

No. I sang one time with Orville Peck on stage. And it was fun. It was a lot of fun. But I was nervous as hell because I didn't have. In your monitors. There was one shitty little mic on the stage, and I was just screaming. Meaning so I wouldn't say that. That's real.

[Olivia Maher]

Go YouTube that.

[Alona Maher]

Guys, check it out. Let's rack up the views.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah, guys, let's run the video link in the description.

[Alona Maher]

That is so cool.

[Olivia Maher]

Oh, my gosh.

[Alona Maher]

We. We are. We can sing. We went to. We grew up Catholic. Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

Y' all are giving haim a little bit.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah, that's.

[Olivia Maher]

We give that a lot.

[Brittany Broski]

No, you're welcome.

[Olivia Maher]

Who's giving the bassist that makes the faces?

[Brittany Broski]

I don't know.

[Olivia Maher]

You guys infight Ojana.

[Adriana Maher]

That was coming.

[Brittany Broski]

No, awesome.

[Olivia Maher]

And I like her, actually.

[Brittany Broski]

She kills the music.

[Alona Maher]

I like her too. She is to throw some. You know her, she throws the wildest faces. But my dad's like, that's what bass players do.

[Adriana Maher]

I'm like, hey, you got big ass.

[Brittany Broski]

Hands like a bass player.

[Adriana Maher]

I'm not.

[Brittany Broski]

Okay, no. You're dating feminine, right?

[Alona Maher]

Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.

[Brittany Broski]

All of us.

[Adriana Maher]

All of us.

[Alona Maher]

Really Thinking you would go on tour. Would you do a dance? Would you dance?

[Brittany Broski]

Would I dance? No. But I might have backup dancers.

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

Have you ever seen Noah Cyrus perform? She kind of does like this sexy hip sway. She doesn't really dance, but she's like, grooving. I would do that because I'm like, wow. It's fun to watch.

[Alona Maher]

Okay. That's kind of Adele, I think, too. Or Adele's not backup dancers. But she's just there. She's singing.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah.

[Adriana Maher]

And she's got the pyro and the rain. He's like, what can the stage do for me?

[Alona Maher]

Exactly.

[Brittany Broski]

And her glances herself, Ray.

[Olivia Maher]

She does the. She does some dances, right? She's awesome.

[Brittany Broski]

She's everything.

[Olivia Maher]

She is so cool.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

She's got some cute little bag. They're like little Ronettes.

[Adriana Maher]

Kind of like singers. Those are saying.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah.

[Adriana Maher]

Aren't they backup singers?

[Alona Maher]

Yeah, they do it with work.

[Olivia Maher]

Gosh. They put in work and they look good doing it.

[Brittany Broski]

Women.

[Olivia Maher]

Alona, if you went on tour, I think you'd be dancing a la dua lipa du la Peep style.

[Alona Maher]

I would love to look like that. Some of the outfits, I'm like, I could rock that.

[Brittany Broski]

The mugler.

[Adriana Maher]

Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

Why are you not in that yet? Who do we need to dm?

[Alona Maher]

I save a lot of her outfits.

[Olivia Maher]

You do.

[Alona Maher]

She's a fuller. Called gowns. I save them for when I want to. Beautiful gowns show a little bit. That's. That's exactly it.

[Brittany Broski]

Beautiful.

[Olivia Maher]

That in there.

[Alona Maher]

Maybe we release the song.

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah.

[Alona Maher]

Can I. I can't harmonize.

[Olivia Maher]

We can harmonize.

[Alona Maher]

No, we can harmonize.

[Olivia Maher]

I think we can harmonize. We always try.

[Alona Maher]

Harmonize right now.

[Olivia Maher]

Okay, ready? Can you set a note? And we're gonna harmonize with it.

[Brittany Broski]

No.

[Alona Maher]

No, See, we can't.

[Olivia Maher]

I don't think that was right, guys.

[Brittany Broski]

That was horrible.

[Adriana Maher]

He's a little flat, guys. Sorry. Genuinely.

[Brittany Broski]

I know, guys.

[Olivia Maher]

We think we are good singers, but I think it's because our voices are so similar that when we sing all at once, something magical and, like, chemistry and physical happens.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah. My ears can't handle it.

[Olivia Maher]

That's what happens.

[Adriana Maher]

That's what it is.

[Olivia Maher]

That's what it is. But to us, we're like. We're really good.

[Brittany Broski]

Did you guys fucking hear them? Did you hear that?

[Alona Maher]

Olivia would be like, you know, we can harmonize. And then we'll start saying. And it's like, olivia, we just sang the exact same way. What are you talking about? It's not harmonizing.

[Brittany Broski]

It's not harmony.

[Adriana Maher]

It's just practice with it.

[Olivia Maher]

It's not like harmony. Harmony to me sounded good.

[Alona Maher]

Well, we'll be your heim.

[Adriana Maher]

Yeah.

[Alona Maher]

You're our Taylor Swift. We are your heim.

[Brittany Broski]

Did I say Haim?

[Olivia Maher]

You said.

[Alona Maher]

No, you said something a little different.

[Brittany Broski]

You actually said.

[Olivia Maher]

You didn't say either of those. I think secret third option.

[Adriana Maher]

The secret third.

[Brittany Broski]

See other. Is it.

[Alona Maher]

What is it?

[Adriana Maher]

Is it.

[Olivia Maher]

It's Ham. I was gonna say.

[Brittany Broski]

I feel horrible. I said Haim. Ham.

[Alona Maher]

It's Haim. We also have a name that is said wrong all the time. Maher.

[Brittany Broski]

Maher.

[Olivia Maher]

May Meyer.

[Alona Maher]

So we apologize. We shouldn't be continuing that.

[Olivia Maher]

Sorry.

[Brittany Broski]

More is German.

[Olivia Maher]

It is Irish.

[Alona Maher]

Is it really also Arabic? They put a J in there some places on rugby and people be like, maher, Maher. I'm like, wrong. Maher.

[Olivia Maher]

Wrong.

[Alona Maher]

Sorry. The up north there.

[Olivia Maher]

The Caucasian whitest whites.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah.

[Olivia Maher]

Potato. Europe.

[Brittany Broski]

That's. Have you been to Ireland?

[Alona Maher]

Yeah, I have. Gorgeous place.

[Brittany Broski]

I love it there.

[Alona Maher]

I bet you do.

[Brittany Broski]

I love it there, too.

[Alona Maher]

You love a. You love a live music in a pub.

[Brittany Broski]

I do. I love a Sean Nose. Traditional singing. That shit is. You ever seen an Irish jig? We need to get you doing that in your beautiful gown, in your dua.

[Olivia Maher]

Lipa outfit, doing an Irish jig.

[Brittany Broski]

I would say I would pay.

[Alona Maher]

Okay. Right. You know what we have been. That was with years ago. I want to go back, have a Guinness.

[Adriana Maher]

Yeah.

[Olivia Maher]

Now that we can, like, drink. Try to split a G over there. You split a G ever?

[Brittany Broski]

Can I say something? Just really untraditional. Guinness is not for me.

[Alona Maher]

Same here. Same here.

[Brittany Broski]

I respect the Tradition of it. All right. I deeply respect the what? Okay. It's not for me.

[Olivia Maher]

Right.

[Adriana Maher]

I'll split a G and then I won't finish it. Because I'm just there for the activity.

[Brittany Broski]

Exactly. I'm there to be a part of it.

[Olivia Maher]

So you're not watching House of Guinness on Netflix?

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah, I fucking binged it, by the way. Okay.

[Olivia Maher]

Hello.

[Brittany Broski]

Terry Boyle. What the hell?

[Alona Maher]

Anthony Boyle, 5 7. Who's Anthony Boyle, by the way?

[Adriana Maher]

You know, in Dairy Girls? The guy she likes in the parking lot who's smoking a cigarette? Yeah, that's him, but grown up and hot.

[Brittany Broski]

Mustache.

[Olivia Maher]

Mustache.

[Alona Maher]

I'll look him up.

[Olivia Maher]

He's short as hell.

[Brittany Broski]

Jarvis, can we pull up a picture? Yeah.

[Alona Maher]

How. How short is he?

[Olivia Maher]

Google, show me this guy's balls.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah, Google. Actually, Olivia, with that show, you could see his balls.

[Olivia Maher]

Hey, we gotta keep watching that. We've only watched the. The pilot.

[Adriana Maher]

This.

[Brittany Broski]

Oh, my God, yes. Click him in the bottom left with.

[Olivia Maher]

The mustache, with the red. He looks good. Okay.

[Alona Maher]

Yep. I. I'd bark.

[Brittany Broski]

Thank you, thank you. I'd bark.

[Adriana Maher]

That's.

[Alona Maher]

How is he?

[Brittany Broski]

5, 7.

[Olivia Maher]

5 7. Famously.

[Alona Maher]

I might go down. I might go down for that.

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah.

[Adriana Maher]

Tom Holland, you know.

[Olivia Maher]

Hey.

[Alona Maher]

Exactly at his goals.

[Olivia Maher]

Brain, Brain.

[Alona Maher]

And recently we just watched Caleb Heron's new comedy special. Model, Comedian.

[Olivia Maher]

Model, Comedian.

[Brittany Broski]

Ridiculous.

[Alona Maher]

Goodness me.

[Brittany Broski]

It's like knowing him personally too, it's infuriating because I'm like, no one should be that funny. It makes me mad.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah, he. What was the one? Well, it was a TikTok clip that went viral too, where he's like. He says, like, I came out as bisexual.

[Adriana Maher]

Stop.

[Brittany Broski]

And the whole crowd is just like.

[Alona Maher]

The way that you can be self deprecating to itself. Olivia recently showed me the. The all alone, a double W.

[Olivia Maher]

She's like, you.

[Alona Maher]

She goes to me, do you have some time? I was like, yeah, I guess so. And so then it's you three, you drew and Caleb on a couch.

[Olivia Maher]

Barely get a story out. Everybody's riffing a bit.

[Brittany Broski]

It's impossible to finish a story. Unbelievable.

[Alona Maher]

He gets it out. It was like, oh, my God, that's hilarious. Something so simple.

[Adriana Maher]

Yeah.

[Alona Maher]

Like it never gets solved.

[Olivia Maher]

His storytelling, it's just like, he is so talented.

[Brittany Broski]

He's a world builder.

[Olivia Maher]

He's really, though simply.

[Brittany Broski]

Pizza rolls in the oven.

[Olivia Maher]

Annie Tizers or whatever. Oh, I love. I literally was like, do you have some time? Because she'd seen it. I was watching it on the plane back from England. She'd seen it. I was getting those, like, like, rare aesthetic videos of this story on TikTok. I was like, what's happening? Because I'm like nine hours into a flight and I'm like, you got some time. And I casted it onto our fan family tv and like the whole. Dad came in to watch.

[Brittany Broski]

Completely love it. No, he is. And genuinely ridiculous.

[Olivia Maher]

He's genuinely rigorous. Our dad sees you and he goes, and you met her in Paris.

[Brittany Broski]

Exactly.

[Olivia Maher]

Many times. I'm like, yeah, among the other. Okay, yeah. That's where they first met.

[Adriana Maher]

Sure.

[Olivia Maher]

Because you guys met at the Olympics. That was the first meeting.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah.

[Olivia Maher]

In Paris.

[Alona Maher]

Yes, it was. My agent was extremely excited to me.

[Adriana Maher]

Yeah.

[Alona Maher]

My agent has a lot of the same mannerisms as you. As you're talking, I'm like, oh, Rihanna's a lot of same mannerisms. Do you think you're kind of changing humor? Do you see her, like, the way that, like, don't you see it? Yeah, you have very stuff you do. Like, I take into pop culture. It's like people.

[Brittany Broski]

She studied at the school of people.

[Alona Maher]

Some of the stuff you do are really. It's. It's seeping into our humor.

[Brittany Broski]

I can't think about that for too long. It freaks me out.

[Alona Maher]

I'm just.

[Brittany Broski]

I'm freaking. My. Y' all are freaking yours, you know? I love it.

[Alona Maher]

I don't know what you just did or said. I was like, oh, that's like something that we do and my agent does.

[Brittany Broski]

I love. You know that when we met, it literally was like. Cuz you were. They were running. You brag and girl, you were everywhere where they go. You have two minutes with her. Yeah, okay. No pressure. My cousins are like, hot dogs or hamburgers. I was so nervous and you were so nice and lovely. And then they ran you off. Off somewhere else. And I was like, with the wind. She's gone.

[Alona Maher]

And then we did the. The royal court. That was good. Yes.

[Adriana Maher]

One of the most viewed, by the way.

[Alona Maher]

What was it one of the most viewed mine.

[Brittany Broski]

People love you, girl. I can't imagine why.

[Alona Maher]

No, that hat. Just me in that hat.

[Brittany Broski]

It was that hat.

[Olivia Maher]

It feels real good in that room.

[Alona Maher]

Had just such great guests.

[Brittany Broski]

Wow.

[Alona Maher]

Oh, my gosh.

[Adriana Maher]

I don't even know how to act right now.

[Olivia Maher]

You committed to the cape? The questions are awesome. Oh, yeah, the questions are great.

[Alona Maher]

All right, we need to stop the glaze off.

[Olivia Maher]

Stop hyping her up.

[Brittany Broski]

Oh, my God.

[Olivia Maher]

She's our fourth sister now. This is stinky. This is a new stinky sister. We gotta stop doing that. Come on.

[Brittany Broski]

What Flavor of stinky. You know this scene from Monsters Inc. Where he's like, I got a wet garbage or hot dogs. You understand? He grabs it, he sprays it. Anyway.

[Alona Maher]

Hilarious. Like so weird.

[Brittany Broski]

See, like so.

[Alona Maher]

So she just bursts out with something.

[Brittany Broski]

Anyway, great stuff.

[Olivia Maher]

We just sit in silence. What will she say next?

[Alona Maher]

Yeah, dance monkey.

[Brittany Broski]

I'll start stimming. Don't.

[Alona Maher]

What else is happening in pop culture?

[Brittany Broski]

Benson Boone's a great singer.

[Alona Maher]

Oh, my God. What's up?

[Brittany Broski]

Covers. What is up?

[Alona Maher]

I need him to do like Latch song.

[Brittany Broski]

No, Sam Smith.

[Adriana Maher]

Yes, like that. Kind of like those songs from his early.

[Olivia Maher]

Their early career.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah, like Sam Smith, John Legend type.

[Adriana Maher]

Yes. I'm sorry, but let's put the Moonbeam ice cream away and let. Let's get into some Sam Smith territory.

[Brittany Broski]

I fear that Moonbean ice cream. Dubai chocolate. Vincent Boone needs to stop. It has to stop. Because I've seen these videos of him singing and I am completely blown away.

[Olivia Maher]

It's like covering Adele, right?

[Brittany Broski]

Adele. Frank Sinatra.

[Alona Maher]

He did My Way, which is one of my favorite songs. This guy is projecting and he's doing.

[Brittany Broski]

All that naked doing flips through the air. Don't know. He is tucked.

[Adriana Maher]

Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

In these fucking jumpsuits.

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah, he is moose knuckled. In the. In the sequin jumpsuit.

[Brittany Broski]

Muckle.

[Olivia Maher]

Apparently it's on a backflip, though. The gymnasts were real mad about this.

[Adriana Maher]

What is it?

[Olivia Maher]

It's something. It's called something else because he's doing his whole body or something. Back tuck something. It's something like that. Yeah, whatever.

[Alona Maher]

So Brittany will add that to her show when she goes live. If it's that easy.

[Brittany Broski]

Exactly.

[Olivia Maher]

So with Alona Iris stepping in her Dua Lipa outfit behind you.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah. Two weeks of rehearsals. We're good to go.

[Adriana Maher]

Not even.

[Olivia Maher]

Not even.

[Alona Maher]

Just needs a week.

[Olivia Maher]

I think.

[Alona Maher]

Nicole Kidman is divorcing. Oh, they divorced and I was just. She's looking great. I just saw a picture of her now. You know, I don't. I don't get a lot. I don't get work done. But sometimes I see the facelifts these ladies are getting.

[Olivia Maher]

Holy smokes.

[Brittany Broski]

The Christian or one since they chill down my spot.

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

She looks 40.

[Olivia Maher]

She looks young.

[Brittany Broski]

It's crazy.

[Adriana Maher]

Do you think at the airport, you know, when they do the face scanners.

[Brittany Broski]

I think it hers gets rejected. Who are you?

[Adriana Maher]

That's not your face anymore.

[Alona Maher]

They can probably just get passports constantly. You know, new homes would not really get a facelift.

[Olivia Maher]

The funniest thing I saw out of the Nicole Kidman divorce was something about a divorce lawyer needing to split up their hair straighteners between the two.

[Brittany Broski]

Girl, shut the up. Do we think it's a piece? Does Keith Urban have a piece?

[Alona Maher]

No.

[Brittany Broski]

No. Can we have a row? Can you have a little? Maybe not.

[Olivia Maher]

That's another height difference relationship.

[Brittany Broski]

Who's the taller one?

[Olivia Maher]

I think she's taller than him.

[Alona Maher]

She's taller than him?

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah.

[Alona Maher]

She like. She was with Tom Cruise as well. She's like 5, 10.

[Adriana Maher]

She was with Tom Cruise.

[Brittany Broski]

She's small, tall.

[Alona Maher]

See, that could be me. If we all just bring our heights down.

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah, not me. I've recently been terrorizing men over six feet on a dating app. So I paid for it. I decided to be able to do that. And now I have three dates set next week. Slut era.

[Alona Maher]

So by slut era, she means she's gonna hang out with these gu guys. Be like, he was funny.

[Adriana Maher]

He wasn't really that funny.

[Olivia Maher]

I haven't been on a date in.

[Brittany Broski]

Like.

[Olivia Maher]

So many years.

[Brittany Broski]

You are bold and brave for.

[Olivia Maher]

I don't think I'm going to go in. I'm going to go in hard.

[Adriana Maher]

She's speed running it.

[Olivia Maher]

Speed running a week.

[Brittany Broski]

Do. Do you watch RuPaul's Drag Race? Who did you vote for?

[Olivia Maher]

Do you think women deserve rights? Like what? All that stuff.

[Brittany Broski]

Thoughts on gay people? Yes.

[Olivia Maher]

Question.

[Adriana Maher]

Are you an ally?

[Olivia Maher]

Are you an ally?

[Brittany Broski]

Quickly.

[Olivia Maher]

Do you know who Alona Mar is?

[Alona Maher]

She was just talking to this one guy. Yeah, hilarious.

[Brittany Broski]

Tell him what happened.

[Olivia Maher]

I wanted him on the apps and he liked me. And I was like, oh, he's six, five, great. Like, back. Right? And he was also, like, kind of tall and beefy looking. I was like, great. And he messaged. One of my prompts is like, together we could play chess or watch rugby. Because I've been learning how to play chess all year and I watch a lot of rugby. And he was like, oh, I used to play rugby 15 years and I have a game. I have like a, like a touch game tomorrow or whatever. And I was like, did you win? We went back and forth and he stopped responding and I got really sad. And I was like, cause he was 6, 5, whatever. But he just got back to me this morning and he was like, oh. I told him about all the games I saw. He was like, I used to know a lot of the girls, but they're retired now. You know, I don't know many of the ones led by Ilona Mar. How did you get into rugby? And I haven't responded yet, but because.

[Alona Maher]

It'S just Olivia on her profile, so I didn't say it's just me.

[Olivia Maher]

Olivia Maher. You can't see anything.

[Brittany Broski]

You need to sit down while I tell you.

[Olivia Maher]

I was literally about to be like, you're not gonna look.

[Brittany Broski]

Let me hold your hand while I tell you this.

[Olivia Maher]

Hold on to your hat. Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

That gets scary, though, because it's like the whole dynamic's gonna change once you tell them.

[Olivia Maher]

Exactly.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah.

[Alona Maher]

Just wait. Go for a date. Date or two in.

[Olivia Maher]

Let him figure it out.

[Brittany Broski]

Right.

[Olivia Maher]

Right.

[Adriana Maher]

Kind of.

[Olivia Maher]

We do look alike, but we look alike, I think. Enough.

[Alona Maher]

The men are a little slow there.

[Brittany Broski]

And the taller you get, the less brain cells.

[Alona Maher]

I've always said that.

[Brittany Broski]

Seriously, it's like when you get dizzy up on the top of a man mountain.

[Adriana Maher]

Right.

[Alona Maher]

Less oxygen up there.

[Olivia Maher]

Awesome.

[Alona Maher]

So she's. She's on it. Yeah, she's gonna be putting it out there.

[Olivia Maher]

Do you date? What's it like out here? Do you recommend anything in la, like, whatever.

[Brittany Broski]

No, I don't do the apps. I have been permanently waitlisted from Raya. I have been banned from Tinder. I'm also banned from Uber randomly.

[Olivia Maher]

Okay.

[Alona Maher]

No, you're not.

[Brittany Broski]

That sucks.

[Adriana Maher]

Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

Lyft is great, though. I just lived okay on the dating apps. It literally would turn because I would pay to put myself in Ireland. So I would be in Ireland and I would be swiping through the whatever, and I'm just like, what am I doing?

[Olivia Maher]

What am I doing?

[Brittany Broski]

This isn't. It's not realistic to be like, yeah, I'm coming over there. Maybe. Maybe, like, what are we doing?

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah, I was swiping while we were in England terrorizing poor, like, these. These British farm boys.

[Brittany Broski]

As you should.

[Olivia Maher]

Couldn't keep up with the. What I was throwing at them. Bless them. But, like, I'm like, I'm not. I don't live here. I'm going away in two days.

[Adriana Maher]

Whatever.

[Alona Maher]

Reckless, you had a really good part when you were in your. Your mind palace space when you talked about how I'm just. I'm funnier than you. I don't. If we could pull that up. It was just great stuff, but you were just like, I'm funnier than you. And. And I'm willing to. Anybody else. What did she say, guys?

[Olivia Maher]

Sacrifice that or something. What was it?

[Alona Maher]

Yeah, Something you have to add to my life. Yes, Something like that.

[Adriana Maher]

I'm already so happy. And I quote that queen a lot.

[Brittany Broski]

Girl. It's so true, though. Like, once you and Being friends with Drew F. Wallace changed my life. Because once you recognize that, like, there is no one in this life that can make you whole, you have to be whole. And this sounds so preachy, but it's like, truly, men look at you like that, you know, is she adding something to my life if not? Nah, I'm freaking my alone, right? And even then they're trying to find someone to fit into their lifestyle, you know, they're not interested in getting to know you. And if you like Drag Race, he's not gonna sit down and watch Drag Race with you and like genuinely become a fan. The way that women sit down to watch sports and like, care about their boyfriend's team and all this shit. Like, we make so many sacrifices to feel loved. At the end of the day, men don't do that shit, so why would I? And I think also I have a friend who's going through kind of a weird situationship right now. And I was like, he will never not put himself first. So why are you putting his emotions first? He's not putting yours. It's like once you start to realize this, it becomes a lot easier to let these people go, you know, it's like, well, the potential and like, what? He could have been the one. He's just in a weird place. No, he's prioritizing himself as a man will always do. It's like, why are you shocked? You need to start acting like a man. And I think that can be a double edged sword. But at the same time, it's like, that's really helped me because I am so happy on my own. I have such amazing friendships. I have a beautiful life. If a man is only going to come in and stress me out, out. I'd rather be alone. I'd rather be alone.

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah.

[Olivia Maher]

Like the potential you see in him is actually what you would do if you were in his position. Say that he's not gonna do that. That's you being the wonderful, awesome, cool person that you are. But you can't save him. He has to do that.

[Brittany Broski]

Exactly.

[Adriana Maher]

You can't save him.

[Brittany Broski]

Take him at his face value.

[Alona Maher]

We'll say, I really have great friends, like, and I think you as well. But like the friends that I've made for my rugby team, some of the funniest people. Lily, Johnny recently asked me, she's like, have you ever found a man you've dated funny? And I was like, oh.

[Olivia Maher]

Why would you ask me?

[Alona Maher]

And I thought it was interesting. But then I was like, oh, because I have friends who are just so hilarious to me as you as well. Like, you know, Georgie, Charlie, Olivia, Adriana. Like, the way that they make me laugh. I don't know if anyone, any man can really do that, which I'm, like, trying to figure out. I don't know if that's a requisite. Like, I don't even know if I need a man to make me laugh in that way. Because the friendships I have and what they do for me is amazing. That I do. Would love a man who, like, is slightly funny. But again, these guys will say something that'll really, you know, belly laugh.

[Adriana Maher]

Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

Tickles you.

[Alona Maher]

And it seems like you've curated a solid friend group.

[Brittany Broski]

And you know what else is? Humor is tied to intelligence. So, like, usually you get a two for one. If you get a funny man, it's because he's deeply intelligent. And even then, it's like, I've dated funny men in the past, and they're never funnier than me. So it's like. And I don't feel like an egomaniac saying that it's true, you know, like, they're struggling to keep up with me. I've also had some fucking weirdos who have dated me or gone on dates with me almost as like a test to themselves as like, yeah, I made her laugh. I'm like, I'm pee laughing at you, brother. It's literally. It's so horrible. I think it's also, like, to the idea. I saw this tweet one time that changed my life. That was like, the average woman who's full of compassion, you know, who is deeply emotional, who cares about others, is a great friend, is a great man.

[Adriana Maher]

Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

So why. It's like, the standard for men is so much lower. Like, women have to do so much more. So why would I accept less when my friendships are higher? I keep people around me that I want to be like. You know what I mean? It's like, I would never. I have only ever given to men.

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

So rarely have I been in a situationship or a relationship where I'm like, I really get a lot from this drains me.

[Olivia Maher]

I'm coming out on top here.

[Brittany Broski]

I literally. I'm gonna win.

[Olivia Maher]

When you go on dates with these men, have you noticed that they steal all the time from you?

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah, I used to. I used to date a twitch streamer.

[Alona Maher]

Oh. Oh, my gosh.

[Brittany Broski]

And not even date. Like, went on a few dates.

[Alona Maher]

Survivor.

[Brittany Broski]

I am say that we would FaceTime and he'd be like, gotta clock into the stream factory, babe. I'll talk to you later. By the way, my joke, okay? Because I was like, you gotta clock into the Stream factory. He's like, yeah, I gotta clock into the. We would FaceTime. I'd be. We'd be doing bids. We'd be. He. Haha. Me making him. Him laugh, by the way. He'd be like, gotta go. I would watch him get on Twitch and repeat all my jokes word for word. I'll kill you. I'm sending a bomb to your house. I for real was like, there's no way.

[Alona Maher]

You gotta sue. You gotta sue.

[Adriana Maher]

You got intellectual property or some.

[Brittany Broski]

And I confronted about it. I was like, if you need help brainstorming your jokes, let me know so I can invoice you.

[Olivia Maher]

Literally.

[Adriana Maher]

Literally.

[Alona Maher]

Anyway, you hang around with funny people, though. Do you ever feel like it's like.

[Olivia Maher]

Like exhausting Is.

[Alona Maher]

It is exhausting. Do they make it easy?

[Brittany Broski]

It is not exhausting because it. It's so natural, you know, it's like, I can't help but, you know, if Drew says something, I'm like, yes. And also this help. It, like, the flow just goes. So I don't know.

[Adriana Maher]

It's.

[Brittany Broski]

It's good. I'm very lucky. I know y'. All. You got some built in.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. I think humor is just so, so special. And find people who can, like, match you with that.

[Brittany Broski]

You speak my language.

[Alona Maher]

I love a laugh.

[Brittany Broski]

I love to laugh. You don't mind if I laugh? Yeah.

[Alona Maher]

And you have a great laugh. So I keep hyping you up.

[Brittany Broski]

You want me so bad. Exactly. Yeah. Now we're gonna start the roast. Sorry I'm gonna interrupt. You ever thought about going by Andre?

[Alona Maher]

Oh, God, shut up. Go, Audriana.

[Brittany Broski]

That's a new one for me, actually. Andrew. Easy.

[Alona Maher]

I'll chew on it.

[Olivia Maher]

Andre 3000. No.

[Adriana Maher]

My nickname is Dre, so I get Dr. Dre a bunch.

[Brittany Broski]

Might be a good one.

[Alona Maher]

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[Adriana Maher]

You and Vincent Boone.

[Olivia Maher]

Yes.

[Adriana Maher]

Had a huge year. Yeah.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah.

[Adriana Maher]

So let's get into it with tea time. Thank you peloton for sponsoring tea time today.

[Brittany Broski]

And thank you, Benson Boone, for being yourself.

[Adriana Maher]

Yeah, thank you, Karen, for being the.

[Olivia Maher]

Moonbeam to my ice cream.

[Brittany Broski]

Jerking off in your blue jeans.

[Olivia Maher]

Okay.

[Alona Maher]

Anyway, you gotta keep an eye ear open when you're around her. She's saying the wildest stuff.

[Olivia Maher]

One ear open all the way.

[Brittany Broski]

She's mumbling over there.

[Alona Maher]

She goes.

[Brittany Broski]

Jerking off in her movie. My scream. Jerking off in your blue jeans. Jerking off the movies.

[Alona Maher]

Okay. A businesswoman yourself. You have a makeup collab coming out with Trixie Mattel.

[Brittany Broski]

Sold out. Sold out. Completely free and sold out with Trisha Martel. So right. That is. She's the one.

[Adriana Maher]

She's the one.

[Brittany Broski]

She's the one. I think she should be in prison, but ultimately she's not and she's out there wreaking havoc. And I love her. That's my sister. Yeah, we did. Because neither Trixie or I are from Hollywood, and we're both really fascinated by this idea of. Of, like, a Southern rednecks idea of what Hollywood is.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

And so we kind of did this whole conceptual. The palette is a collab of, like, all the things we love about old Hollywood. So all the shade names are like Tinseltown and Scandal and Action and all this, like, Hollywood land, like, honoring kind of the origins of Hollywood. And then. Yeah, it's an eyeshadow palette. It's a blush. There's latches.

[Alona Maher]

And did you bring gifts for us?

[Olivia Maher]

Anything?

[Brittany Broski]

They should be messengered over in a few minutes. I've sold out.

[Alona Maher]

She said it.

[Olivia Maher]

Ilona. They're gone.

[Alona Maher]

All right. Are you wearing any today?

[Brittany Broski]

Yes, actually, I am. I'm wearing a lip line. Right.

[Olivia Maher]

Trixie appears in that door.

[Brittany Broski]

For real. The fucking. And here's another one. Do y' all know about the hat man?

[Olivia Maher]

Oh, Benadryl Hatman. Yeah. Thank you.

[Alona Maher]

Benadryl Hatman.

[Brittany Broski]

So there's this tweet that went viral probably maybe, like, 10 years ago that says, when I take too much Benadryl, sometimes I see the hat man in the corner of my room.

[Olivia Maher]

And a lot of people see the hat man when they take too much Benadryl thing.

[Brittany Broski]

And then it started to develop, like, the hat man. I owe him money.

[Adriana Maher]

It's just. It's okay if you don't. You think it's from your subconscious? From Curious George, the big yellow man?

[Brittany Broski]

Probably, yeah.

[Adriana Maher]

That guy kind of haunts me in my dream.

[Brittany Broski]

That's pretty. He was a little sexy.

[Olivia Maher]

That's the hat man. And you see him when you take too much Benadryl?

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah.

[Alona Maher]

Why did you just say that?

[Brittany Broski]

That's a great question. Because I.

[Olivia Maher]

The image of Trixie backlit in the door.

[Brittany Broski]

I got it. I got it. You got where I was going. Yeah. The Trixie is kind of the hat man to me. She appears. Her big fucking wig.

[Adriana Maher]

Big wig.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

Okay. That take too much Benadryl.

[Alona Maher]

Well, there you go.

[Olivia Maher]

All right, so then you collaborately, like.

[Alona Maher]

You guys were there, choosing colors, choosing names. Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

That fucking video of Jeffree star arranging the entre clean. And Shane Dawson's wife.

[Adriana Maher]

Wow.

[Brittany Broski]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's literally us.

[Olivia Maher]

You describe Tracy as a sister to you.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah. Biological brother, however.

[Olivia Maher]

Right, Right.

[Brittany Broski]

But ultimately my sister. Right.

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

That bitch. I love her to death. That's just like, we speak the same. We're cut from the same cloth, I think. And it's real sweet that we had this idea probably like three years ago to kind of do the collab and it finally came out and people loved it. I'm kind of. I'm very excited for it. Yeah.

[Adriana Maher]

Sold out. So obviously you did something good. Yeah, something.

[Brittany Broski]

Well, we tried to make it accessible. Like the. The shade colors are like usable and then there's some glitters. It's very cool tone. So if you're a cool tone girl, I'd recommend it. It's coming back in stock and that's when we'll messenger it over.

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah.

[Adriana Maher]

Thank you.

[Alona Maher]

Do you have siblings?

[Brittany Broski]

I do. I have two half siblings. We're close. Yeah. They're one just graduated college one senior year of college.

[Adriana Maher]

You're the eldest.

[Brittany Broski]

I'm the eldest.

[Alona Maher]

Do you think you have a lot.

[Adriana Maher]

Of eldest traits or 100.

[Brittany Broski]

I was the built in babysitter. Do you kind of. Oh, Yalls age gap. Isn't that.

[Alona Maher]

No, we're not bad. So with Olivia and I, we are so similar in grade and stuff that we kind of. I did the same things or she did.

[Olivia Maher]

So I had to wait forever to get a cell phone and then she just got one. I was like, are you kidding me?

[Brittany Broski]

Okay.

[Adriana Maher]

Yeah.

[Alona Maher]

So she.

[Adriana Maher]

I was all alone and I was.

[Alona Maher]

Excluded and I was just treating treatment. She was excluded?

[Brittany Broski]

Wow.

[Alona Maher]

A little bit.

[Olivia Maher]

Okay.

[Alona Maher]

Don't diminish her experience.

[Olivia Maher]

Her truth.

[Adriana Maher]

Yeah, my truth.

[Olivia Maher]

Okay.

[Adriana Maher]

Your journey by my sister, I don't.

[Alona Maher]

Think it was bullied.

[Adriana Maher]

Bullies too.

[Alona Maher]

Chill out, dog.

[Adriana Maher]

Okay. Okay.

[Olivia Maher]

I thought we weren't judging her struggle or experience.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah, she's gonna say blatant lies like that.

[Brittany Broski]

I thought this was a reckoning.

[Olivia Maher]

This is more like a hunt than Rose.

[Alona Maher]

Sorry, Adrana, you were correct.

[Adriana Maher]

No, it's fine. That's just my experience and if yours is different, it's fine. Spain.

[Brittany Broski]

What Were you like given special treatment though from your parents once they were.

[Olivia Maher]

Out of the house?

[Adriana Maher]

Once they were. I was. I was a really good arguer.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah.

[Adriana Maher]

And so I was able to finagle a bunch of stuff like the phone thing or like got my ears pierced early or like. Bunch of stuff. And I think also times I was just such a. Like a troubled. Like not like I was a troubled kid, but I just was in a lot of trouble that they sometimes were just like.

[Brittany Broski]

Well, were you on top of Tumblr?

[Alona Maher]

Yeah, I was actually.

[Adriana Maher]

Okay.

[Brittany Broski]

So very interesting to me. Why were you reblogging and actually Tumblr.

[Adriana Maher]

Really affected me in some Good ways. Some not so good ways.

[Brittany Broski]

Mostly horrible. Yeah.

[Adriana Maher]

Some really like, oh, my relationship with.

[Olivia Maher]

Food'S a little scary now.

[Brittany Broski]

Hashtag Ed Twit.

[Olivia Maher]

Thinspiration.

[Brittany Broski]

Thinspo.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah.

[Adriana Maher]

So that was. Maybe I was a little too young for that. Maybe I should have never seen that. Maybe. I wish I never saw that, but saw some really good, like, political stuff on there. Shut up.

[Brittany Broski]

Radicalized you in horrible ways, but also straight ways.

[Adriana Maher]

Yeah. Where my dad was like, we're going a little crazy that way. Let's bring you over. Let's bring you over. Background. And I was like, dad, you just don't understand it. And it's all. But sue, she was the kind of.

[Olivia Maher]

Kid that people would describe as, oh.

[Brittany Broski]

She should be a lawyer.

[Olivia Maher]

When they were actually trying to call her a.

[Adriana Maher]

To her face. It's like, my mother. No, but my mother.

[Brittany Broski]

Because you're a woman who has an.

[Alona Maher]

Opinion, you're really good at arguing.

[Olivia Maher]

You should be a lawyer. Because you were.

[Adriana Maher]

Yeah.

[Olivia Maher]

Doesn't mean I should be a lawyer.

[Alona Maher]

Well, for a while there, she was thinking she was gonna have a career in politics. She didn't want us, like, post anything. She'd be very cautious what she posted. And she's like, guys, I just. I can't. Don't post that, please.

[Olivia Maher]

I came from her political career for my campaign.

[Adriana Maher]

One time in a video, Olivia, like, gave me a tiny mic, and I just, like, spoken to him, and I.

[Olivia Maher]

Was like, oh, yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

Thought daughter.

[Adriana Maher]

And I was like, olivia, you can't post that. Like, Olivia, that's gonna, like. It's gonna bite me in the ass in 15 years. And it's just. I said thought daughter. And the implications, the misogyny that.

[Brittany Broski]

That just.

[Adriana Maher]

You don't understand, like, the underlying effect that's gonna.

[Olivia Maher]

The years of Internet knowledge that you need to have to. To understand.

[Brittany Broski]

Gay son or thought daughter.

[Adriana Maher]

Gay.

[Brittany Broski]

So I stand by thought daughter.

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah.

[Alona Maher]

I would be a girl.

[Adriana Maher]

Mom.

[Brittany Broski]

Gay. Thought or son? Daughter.

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

Gay thought or pick one. That's the only two options you get now. Okay, so no political career for you. You.

[Olivia Maher]

Or is that on the back burner?

[Alona Maher]

I feel like now if you're gonna be any politician, they're gonna have some sort of social media thing. Yeah. Not just the way that it is.

[Brittany Broski]

So, honestly, being personable and real, like, really is working to your advantage. If you want to get it, we need you, girl.

[Adriana Maher]

I could do, like, a city council maybe one day, but I don't think I want anything big.

[Olivia Maher]

Sure.

[Alona Maher]

Would you vote for a weirdo who Isn't on social media in like say in the year 2020 36, 2040? Are you voting for somebody who was never on social media as a kid?

[Brittany Broski]

No. I need to see what type of ASMR my candidates watch.

[Olivia Maher]

What are you watching right now?

[Alona Maher]

I'm just a muk. I'm a mukbang ass.

[Olivia Maher]

Right?

[Alona Maher]

There's this one girls in the car. Like. Yeah, I love it.

[Brittany Broski]

Do you like when they. You like when they slurp it? Yeah, because there's nothing to slurp. Okay. You're eating a Jimmy John sandwich.

[Adriana Maher]

Why are you slurping now? If it was Jersey Mike's. I understand.

[Alona Maher]

And if. Yeah, if Mike had his way with it, you would take it to the.

[Brittany Broski]

Back and freak it.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah, I. I don't mind to slurp in some scenarios.

[Olivia Maher]

A lot of people don't like slurping. Sounds like it's like a whole phobia.

[Brittany Broski]

Well, I like the comments that are like, this is the greed they talked about in the Bible. And it's somebody dipping a chicken tender in a thing of cane sauce. I want to do that though.

[Olivia Maher]

I want to do that. Don't do that.

[Alona Maher]

But like, why do you need that much sauce? You have four teners on your plate. Because I love sauce. You love sauce.

[Adriana Maher]

But are you going to save that? It's like in a drink cup.

[Alona Maher]

Are you going to save that sauce?

[Adriana Maher]

Am I going to.

[Alona Maher]

Later. Are you going to save that sauce?

[Adriana Maher]

It's been contaminated by buffalo.

[Olivia Maher]

I've known to dip popcorn and leftover sauce from things that I have just for a vehicle to get sauce into my mouth.

[Brittany Broski]

I'd like to study you.

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah. Girl dinner.

[Brittany Broski]

Girl dinner. Shut the hell up, bro. You should tell your dates that.

[Olivia Maher]

Girl dinner.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah. You are a patent patented inventor.

[Olivia Maher]

That's me. A neologist. Neologist. Neology.

[Brittany Broski]

What is your other. Is it just mukbangs for you that I watch?

[Alona Maher]

Yeah, that's the biggest one and I. I've been watching that for a while.

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah, I like wood soup.

[Alona Maher]

What the.

[Brittany Broski]

Wood soup's great.

[Alona Maher]

Yep.

[Brittany Broski]

Okay. Questions on wood soup.

[Adriana Maher]

Yeah, questions on wood soup. Can I get a definition?

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah. It's like soup that's like water and it's just got a bunch of wood in it.

[Brittany Broski]

Wood balls.

[Olivia Maher]

Like, like blocks, like different shaped wood things they put it in. There's usually like, like at like universe lights and star things around it and then they just kind of mix it slowly and it makes all these like beautiful, like clunking.

[Adriana Maher]

No. Our brains are rotting.

[Alona Maher]

That's coming up on your page.

[Olivia Maher]

Of course it is.

[Adriana Maher]

Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

100. There's lives. It's live stream.

[Olivia Maher]

It's live streamed.

[Adriana Maher]

Yeah.

[Olivia Maher]

Sometimes there's weird puppets behind them.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah.

[Olivia Maher]

I don't know.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah, they're boyfriend, girlfriend.

[Olivia Maher]

Validating my experience. Like that's what soup.

[Alona Maher]

No, that's in that.

[Olivia Maher]

What's soup?

[Adriana Maher]

I'm getting.

[Olivia Maher]

I'm getting some nods behind the camera.

[Brittany Broski]

No, like we're in the. I'm in the comments. Like more War block. Sending roses. Thank you for the galaxy. Britney Broski War block. I love it, dude. The ones I'm into lately are. There's this girl, I wish I knew her username. She does blind boxes but she packs them and they're like Sanrio. So it's like hello Kitty and all of her friends and she'll be like pack and order with me. And she uses that AI baby voice. I don't know why. And then she does this. It's like a bunch of little trinkets and this is so stupid. It's a bunch of little, little trinkets in a bowl and she'll scoop it and each trinket is like according to what it is. So it's like a makeup bag or a pencil or notes or whatever. And it's in the stock room that she has in her home and she. People will order them. I like hello Kitty. Can I do a one scoop order? I watch that for hours. Really?

[Olivia Maher]

Anyway, I've seen this. I used to start with those ones with the. She had really long nails but she would pack like self defense bags and everything was color coded like.

[Brittany Broski]

Like the.

[Olivia Maher]

The. The kitty knuckle ring and the.

[Alona Maher]

You see those?

[Adriana Maher]

Yeah.

[Olivia Maher]

No.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah, with the like glitter mace and all that. You and me. It's you and me.

[Adriana Maher]

You guys ever see the soap cutting videos?

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah, I was on the Internet in 2014.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah, those were great.

[Alona Maher]

That was really interesting.

[Adriana Maher]

It's.

[Olivia Maher]

It exists to this day, but it was on YouTube. You're saying this was like early Instagram, like soap cutting. When videos were pop the soap. They crunch the soap and they cut it with the.

[Adriana Maher]

I like it when there's like a crop, you know when they go through the room and they do the layers. Yeah, it's my favorite.

[Alona Maher]

How about we all just get outside sometime, huh?

[Brittany Broski]

No.

[Olivia Maher]

How about.

[Brittany Broski]

How about we put down on our skin?

[Alona Maher]

How about we get outside.

[Brittany Broski]

Not interested.

[Alona Maher]

Touch grass a little bit.

[Brittany Broski]

Not interested. I'm send you a link to my Instagram.

[Olivia Maher]

No, I don't want it.

[Brittany Broski]

That's crazy.

[Adriana Maher]

I. I'm.

[Alona Maher]

And I'm part of the problem too.

[Adriana Maher]

But, ladies, you're gonna start making some ASMR videos. Yeah, we say that all the time. Because when we have dinner at our house, like with our. Our parents too, it goes quiet because our mom collects really great stuff. This sounds coming from the dinner tables.

[Olivia Maher]

We can make good money with a microphone at that table, y'.

[Brittany Broski]

All. Lion's den. Yeah.

[Alona Maher]

Yes.

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah, exactly.

[Adriana Maher]

There's just one like antelope on the ground.

[Brittany Broski]

I love that. Yeah, say that, Queen.

[Olivia Maher]

I got one more thing to say.

[Brittany Broski]

Go ahead.

[Olivia Maher]

Carpet cleaning videos piss me off.

[Adriana Maher]

Oh, cuz they make them dirty.

[Olivia Maher]

They come too dirty.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah.

[Olivia Maher]

It's not okay. They. No, no, no. Take them off the Internet.

[Adriana Maher]

Or like a stuffed animal that I'm like, you just went outside and just rubbed it in. No dirt, and you're taking a vacuum.

[Brittany Broski]

Because I know what. I'm being lied to. On, God.

[Adriana Maher]

Yeah.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah.

[Adriana Maher]

It's not cool. There's no integrity anymore.

[Brittany Broski]

Videos. No, I know for damn sure that wasn't that dirty.

[Olivia Maher]

We can't all be athletes, Alona, that play outside all day.

[Alona Maher]

No, no, no.

[Olivia Maher]

I mean, I'm online as well.

[Adriana Maher]

I. I'm online.

[Olivia Maher]

Online in my opinions as well.

[Brittany Broski]

Would you say you have a healthy relationship with brain rot, though?

[Alona Maher]

I don't think I, I. Maybe they know better.

[Adriana Maher]

You're pretty good at putting your phone down because all of a sudden she's on walks and I'm like, her phone's here. How's her phone here?

[Olivia Maher]

What is she.

[Adriana Maher]

How's she doing this?

[Olivia Maher]

And like, she doesn't, like, have, like. Yeah, brain rot or things that she'll like, say, or stim. Or however you say. We have those little.

[Alona Maher]

They have always secret language, which you seem to know it as well.

[Brittany Broski]

I do.

[Alona Maher]

That is real hat, man. Whatever the hell that was.

[Brittany Broski]

Well. And can you guess what my screen time is? Upwards of 13 hours.

[Alona Maher]

No, it isn't.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah.

[Alona Maher]

Day.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah.

[Olivia Maher]

Period. But that's your job, though.

[Alona Maher]

But that's the thing. It's kind of that bridge between, yeah, your job and you have to know these things, because also it's giving you content when you sit in your little room by yourself.

[Brittany Broski]

You know, you do your little thing.

[Alona Maher]

In your room when you sit there. That's a lot. You need to be thinking of things to say you do.

[Brittany Broski]

You need to be plugged in, and.

[Alona Maher]

You need to be plugged in for that.

[Brittany Broski]

But sometimes it's like, people are like, what do you think about the divorce of. I don't know what that is. I'm watching Wood Soup. I mean, like, I. I really. It's a lot of time in a weird corner of the intern, but I do think I need to be better about unplugging.

[Alona Maher]

It's hard.

[Olivia Maher]

It is hard alone.

[Adriana Maher]

It's.

[Olivia Maher]

Talk about your invention you wish existed.

[Alona Maher]

Oh, I wish that you could also just get like a flip phone that has your number on it. And so if you wanted to, you could just get calls and text and like, maybe, you know, Facebook messenger on that shit. But you just can have it as, oh, I don't want my. I don't want the iPhone today. I just want, like a screen that you can read messages on and call.

[Olivia Maher]

People with, but they're linked so they speak to each other, so everything is.

[Adriana Maher]

On the same thing. Isn't that just what a SIM card is?

[Alona Maher]

I don't think so. You would take it out and put it into a different one?

[Adriana Maher]

Yeah, if you want service and stuff.

[Alona Maher]

No, I want two different. I want two different things.

[Olivia Maher]

Two different things. Flip phone, but like the same messages. Like, kind of between.

[Adriana Maher]

Oh, I guess the messages want to trans. I see.

[Alona Maher]

No, I want it to be like both are linked up. Like kind of a, you know, your laptop links up with your other thing, but there's no, you know, Instagram on there. It's just.

[Brittany Broski]

Well, you know, you can kind of do just get a flip phone and then have an iPad, like that kind of thing.

[Olivia Maher]

Right. You still want like a phone at times that takes pictures and does all that stuff. And you can scroll on the apps and whatever. But also, if you want to put it away, you have a flip phone. You can still be reached by people that need to reach you.

[Brittany Broski]

And you can totally see what you mean. I totally see what I mean.

[Olivia Maher]

Guys, get on that for us.

[Alona Maher]

I would like it alone.

[Olivia Maher]

We'll give you a kiss on the forehead if you invent that.

[Alona Maher]

Thank you.

[Brittany Broski]

Let's get some 3D printers in the comments to make this happen. Yeah.

[Alona Maher]

Enough getting to know each other as people. Let's play a game. We're gonna take it back to the playground, ladies, with some rock paper scissors.

[Adriana Maher]

Hey.

[Brittany Broski]

Ooh.

[Alona Maher]

As kids, we settled all debates with rock paper scissors.

[Olivia Maher]

But we're grown ups now. So here's the deal. One of us will play rock paper scissors against our guest. Sorry. The rest is in. Best 2 out of 3 wins. All losers must spin the chore wheel to determine their high stakes punishment. Alona v. Brittney. Okay, so you two are gonna rock, paper, scissors Each other. Right. Okay, that came out wrong.

[Brittany Broski]

Jerk. And then moonbeam ice cream.

[Olivia Maher]

And then we're gonna bet on which one of you to win. And whoever loses spins the wheel. Okay, wait, I'm gonna bet on. I'll bet on low.

[Adriana Maher]

You got this.

[Brittany Broski]

That's my queen.

[Alona Maher]

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors.

[Adriana Maher]

Sh.

[Brittany Broski]

Shoot.

[Adriana Maher]

Shoot.

[Brittany Broski]

Paper, scissors, shoot.

[Olivia Maher]

Oh, my gosh. Wait, I'm going to do it one.

[Brittany Broski]

More time for me.

[Olivia Maher]

Here we go.

[Brittany Broski]

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh, my God.

[Olivia Maher]

I've got the same thing every single time.

[Brittany Broski]

What's my twin?

[Olivia Maher]

She's going to do rock, paper. I'm in your head.

[Brittany Broski]

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh, my God, that's true.

[Alona Maher]

Can you spin that for me? I can't begin getting up in these pants.

[Olivia Maher]

I lost with you, so I can. I can go spin?

[Adriana Maher]

Yeah.

[Alona Maher]

Brandy's spinning.

[Olivia Maher]

Here we go.

[Alona Maher]

Sweating these pants.

[Olivia Maher]

The pants I'm wearing later.

[Brittany Broski]

I'm wearing those pants later.

[Olivia Maher]

They're gonna stand up when she takes history.

[Brittany Broski]

Search history with slash history.

[Olivia Maher]

Is this like on the Internet? On, like a search engine?

[Brittany Broski]

On the interweb.

[Olivia Maher]

Oh, different.

[Alona Maher]

That's not good.

[Olivia Maher]

Because you can just click on things when you're curious about them. On. On.

[Adriana Maher]

I'll be clicking.

[Brittany Broski]

No. And I. The little blue link. I'll click it. I'll buy.

[Olivia Maher]

Okay, you. Here's my top one.

[Alona Maher]

You're.

[Olivia Maher]

You are not even ready for it. Alone are. Wow.

[Brittany Broski]

And that's on mine too.

[Olivia Maher]

You'd never even believe it.

[Alona Maher]

Okay.

[Olivia Maher]

And then I have Elphaba micro braids American Girl. Have you guys been watching this?

[Alona Maher]

Yeah.

[Olivia Maher]

Oh, my gosh. The American girl has an Elphaba doll.

[Alona Maher]

But the braids.

[Olivia Maher]

Braids are, like, too big. Like, Elphaba has the micro braids and the braids are too thick. So people, when they get this doll, have been doing, like, putting on them the task of micro braiding their American Girl dolls. So everyone's making videos about it, and they're like, I'm doing this section today. I'm doing this section today. And they're micro braiding the hell out of their American Girls.

[Brittany Broski]

Let's get outside. So let's get our feet in the grass.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah. Okay.

[Olivia Maher]

Low.

[Adriana Maher]

You got one.

[Alona Maher]

Mine aren't that good because I do a lot of the clicking. What's beneath the page?

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah, that's what's funny. That's what I did. That's what that one was.

[Alona Maher]

Well, recently today, I tried to find she was a Fairy song. And what about TikTok is. You can Put in the most, the smallest part of a song, and they will define it for you. You can think of that one song and it will find you. My other one that I looked up was sometimes on videos of me. It'll have, like, things in the search box. It was Alona Mar and her girlfriend. I was like, oh, cool.

[Brittany Broski]

Who is it? Who's that? I'd love to meet her.

[Alona Maher]

I'd love to meet her.

[Olivia Maher]

So I looked up who that was.

[Alona Maher]

Then the next one was who was Alona Mar's boyfriend. I looked up who that was just to figure it out. None of them are real.

[Olivia Maher]

Did we get to any conclusions there.

[Alona Maher]

Or none are good enough? No, I've looked up.

[Brittany Broski]

Keep it in your pants.

[Alona Maher]

Vermont country deli that was kind of going viral there for a minute. On mine, at least.

[Brittany Broski]

Okay.

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah, I should look up better stuff, I guess.

[Alona Maher]

Recently I was looking up on Google thrillers like Silent Patient.

[Brittany Broski]

I just bought that.

[Alona Maher]

Silent Patient. You haven't read that yet? It's really good.

[Brittany Broski]

It's a good one because he also wrote. Or is it a woman who wrote that?

[Alona Maher]

He wrote. What else did he write, Liv?

[Brittany Broski]

It's another super famous guy.

[Alona Maher]

Oh, Hand maidens or something.

[Olivia Maher]

And Fury in Oxford. It takes place in Oxford.

[Brittany Broski]

Oh, I'm so excited to read this. I literally just bought it at the airport.

[Alona Maher]

It's fun. It's an easy. Like, not an easy read because it.

[Brittany Broski]

Is kind of up. Okay.

[Olivia Maher]

Okay, here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. I'm so sorry. Okay.

[Brittany Broski]

Redemption. Redemption.

[Olivia Maher]

Look at my eyes. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

[Adriana Maher]

Oh, my God.

[Alona Maher]

Let's go. Okay, okay.

[Olivia Maher]

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

[Brittany Broski]

That's my aunt, Big dog. You want me to spin it? Yeah, please, motherfuckers.

[Adriana Maher]

Sorry.

[Brittany Broski]

Low. And this is for you.

[Olivia Maher]

Guilty pleasure. Okay, well, when Alona gets asked this, her answer is, I don't think of anything as a guilty pleasure. When it comes to food, they always ask for that.

[Alona Maher]

So. Not food.

[Olivia Maher]

Guilty pleasure.

[Brittany Broski]

Otherwise, Love Island, That's a guilty pleasure. I don't know.

[Adriana Maher]

I wouldn't call that guilty.

[Brittany Broski]

I love that Leah and Miguel season. I literally like that. It changed my life. And, like, I'm not. I don't like, like reality TV that way. You know what I mean? But I just. I love her.

[Olivia Maher]

Right?

[Alona Maher]

That was the season before this one.

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah, yeah, last season. You got a guilty pleasure, love?

[Alona Maher]

No, I'll just be.

[Brittany Broski]

Do you want to just go to another one?

[Alona Maher]

Well, yeah, sure. Sure, if you can. But smart show and tell notes. You know what? This is what fun. I just started Notes app of everyone Shire.

[Olivia Maher]

Come on.

[Alona Maher]

My new notes app is wedding song.

[Brittany Broski]

Whoa.

[Alona Maher]

Am I anywhere as close to that? No, but I was in the car listening to some bangers. Right now I have two. I'll have more on there. You make me feel like dancing.

[Olivia Maher]

Hey, this is.

[Alona Maher]

Will be for the older crowd to get them going.

[Adriana Maher]

Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

Get them up.

[Alona Maher]

And then this will be an everlasting love.

[Adriana Maher]

That's on my list.

[Alona Maher]

Yes. So I'm in the car.

[Adriana Maher]

I'm here.

[Alona Maher]

This one like, oh, I gotta save this for my marriage in 10 years.

[Brittany Broski]

That's great.

[Alona Maher]

Start playing that. Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

You got a Pinterest board?

[Alona Maher]

I don't know.

[Brittany Broski]

That's.

[Alona Maher]

I have a certain vibe.

[Olivia Maher]

I think mine is very boring because I do lose a lot of work in here. Hey, it's.

[Brittany Broski]

It's.

[Olivia Maher]

It's structured, it's rigid in here. I'm running it like the Navy. Sure. I try to think like the funniest thing I. Or the best thing I have is a note called the anthropological sociologists. And it's. My friend and I are doing a dive bar tour of Los Angeles.

[Brittany Broski]

Sure.

[Olivia Maher]

And we have like the kind of places that you walk into and you.

[Brittany Broski]

Go, we gotta get out of here.

[Olivia Maher]

But you can't. You stay and you sit and you have a drink and you just take note of what's going on and it turns out to be so much fun.

[Brittany Broski]

Do people watch?

[Olivia Maher]

We people watch and we just chat with one another and we're like, you just have a hehehe. Girly time. Time. We also made a game out of it. And so this is the list of things you do to get points. So it's like one of them is convincing people our names are Darcy and Marcy. And it's always so annoying because nobody ever believes us that our names are Darcy and Marcy. But it's like, so it's fun things like that. And you get a point and we. I have a point system down here. And the places we've. We've raided and gone to. So that's my notes app.

[Adriana Maher]

Mine is actually. I was going to make a video about this, but I'll just talk about it here. It says there is no point to tableside tiramisu. Tiramisu is meant to meld in the fridge together.

[Olivia Maher]

That is where the flavors develop.

[Adriana Maher]

That's where the cookies get soft. Don't make it next to me because.

[Brittany Broski]

First of all, you're.

[Adriana Maher]

You're up charging me for a worse tiramisu.

[Brittany Broski]

Second of all, you're Pissing me off. Yes. I don't get it.

[Adriana Maher]

Also, I just don't really like tiramisu, but I just.

[Alona Maher]

Can I add to it?

[Adriana Maher]

Actually, tiramisu is only coffee and chocolate. If you give me a lemon tiramisu, that's something else entirely. That's not a tiramisu, Sue.

[Olivia Maher]

Right, right.

[Alona Maher]

You have a whole notes after that.

[Adriana Maher]

It's the last thing I have written.

[Olivia Maher]

Good for you.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

My last one is I come up with top titles for my podcast episodes. Like, I'll watch them and then I'll be like, here's the title. Here were a few rejected ones. Caffeine turned me into Oppenheimer and Red Bull turned me into a White Walker. Those were the last two. I didn't end up going with those. We actually end up going with I reject Heaven and Hell. It's boring. We went with that. Wow.

[Olivia Maher]

May we title this episode one of.

[Brittany Broski]

Those or Accelerator Turn Me into Oppenheimer. Neat stuff.

[Alona Maher]

As you know, we are avid readers. We got books all over, very literate. We tend to be cozy season here in la. Grab a blankie or a glass of clear liquid and a wine glass and join us in the Book Nook, the part of the show where we discuss what's happening on Book Talk, Adaptation News and what's in our Goodreads. Brittany, what have you been reading recently, girl?

[Brittany Broski]

And thank you for asking. I just finished Babel by R.F. kwang.

[Olivia Maher]

Whoa, Babel.

[Adriana Maher]

Hey, can I ask, is it actually pronounced Babel?

[Brittany Broski]

Well, this is. Honestly, it's debated in the academic community because guess what, I googled it and I watched an interview with RF King where she said the same thing. She was like, it's kind of both. Because Babel is the Tower of Babel, which is the whole concept. Concept or the inspiration for the book is early on in the Bible. And this is not real. Right? Because if we're saying the Bible isn't real, I'm saying it. When the Tower of Babel fell, this is where we get the fracturing into all the languages that we speak across the globe. There was something called the Adamic language, like Adam and Eve, where it was one universal language spoken everywhere. And then when the Tower of Babel fell, God punished the people by. It's a bunch of different languages. So the structure of the book is about learning other languages. And honestly, it's about colonialism and the exploitation of the colonies and of other people's languages for the betterment of the British Empire and how, you know, the Empire seeks To destroy that which it covets the most. Like, it's just. It's an incredible fucking book. I just finished it last night. Made me cry. And I'm about to start Silent Patient. And then I'm about to start also this book by George Orwell called Burmese Days, because now I'm on this whole, like, fuck the British Empire kick. And he really was anti. Like, he served in the Burma. He was like the military police and the. Under the British forces in Burma, and then went back to the UK and was, like, impoverished. And it's like, all this. You serve your country. You serve your country and you're treated like shit. And it's like, why would I ever be loyal? It's. It's my. One of my special interests.

[Alona Maher]

Dang. You read some serious books.

[Brittany Broski]

I walk in. But I like R.F. kwang's books because she ties in such heavy, heavy, important messaging in a fantasy book. At the end of the day, it's about magic.

[Adriana Maher]

It's awesome. You explained it really well, too.

[Olivia Maher]

Explain it, really.

[Brittany Broski]

I feel like I was. And then.

[Olivia Maher]

Wow. Did you read the Priory of the Orange Tree?

[Brittany Broski]

No, I didn't, but that's on my. My TBR is so long. She wrote the Poppy War as well.

[Olivia Maher]

Is it the same. Is it the same author?

[Brittany Broski]

R.F. kwang?

[Adriana Maher]

Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

Not Prior in the Orange Tree.

[Olivia Maher]

Oh, no, not that one.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah.

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah, that one's been on my list, too. The Poppy War.

[Adriana Maher]

Yeah, I've heard that one will destroy you.

[Brittany Broski]

Really the same. And I think it's a true trilogy. Yeah.

[Alona Maher]

So it's like.

[Adriana Maher]

It's hard to kind of go into a trilogy knowing it's gonna be a.

[Olivia Maher]

Like, great, but rough.

[Brittany Broski]

For sure. Y' all doing Romantasy still?

[Adriana Maher]

Yeah, we're all about that.

[Brittany Broski]

What is one of the top ones you've read in the last few years? That is an acotar. Did you do Quicksilver?

[Adriana Maher]

I did read Quicksilver.

[Brittany Broski]

I enjoyed Quicksilver. I enjoyed it. Yeah.

[Adriana Maher]

There's gonna be another one soon, right?

[Alona Maher]

Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

And her horny ass, Bro. That book is so horny.

[Adriana Maher]

It is.

[Olivia Maher]

God. Somebody keeps recommending Gilded to me. People keep recommending that.

[Alona Maher]

I think I read that one.

[Olivia Maher]

I think you read that one.

[Alona Maher]

That's the one we were just talking about.

[Olivia Maher]

Yeah, exactly. I keep getting.

[Brittany Broski]

Have you read that? No.

[Adriana Maher]

I don't know if you need to.

[Olivia Maher]

Sorry.

[Brittany Broski]

Well, and say that, girl. I read the Cruel Prince.

[Adriana Maher]

Yeah. The first one's good.

[Olivia Maher]

Thank you.

[Brittany Broski]

Why would y' all recommend that to me?

[Olivia Maher]

People are obsessed with that book. And I get it in the way of like, maybe I've talked about this before, but it's very much so. Like. Like Fae, like the Fae in the. In the traditional sense where it's mischievous. Like they're trying to trick you into things to steal you.

[Brittany Broski]

I liked that.

[Olivia Maher]

That was cool in that way. That author, she does a lot of very traditional Fae fairy books and that one. But everyone was freaking out about it and like very enemies to lovers. And I was like, this is not it.

[Brittany Broski]

It felt forced. And also what really turned me off that fucking book is there's this scene where her and her sister go back to the human realm. She goes. I put on my sparkly Converse and my skinny jeans and I said like.

[Olivia Maher]

This book, kind of the same vibe.

[Adriana Maher]

As like, threw my hair up in a messy bun and went downstairs and. Oh, you got sold to One Direction.

[Brittany Broski]

My mom sold me to One Direction.

[Alona Maher]

Oh, gosh.

[Brittany Broski]

It's literally me and my sparkly Converse. Yeah.

[Adriana Maher]

So many stories, fan fiction. It could be One Direction. It could be like five seconds of summer or something.

[Brittany Broski]

Girls, teenage girls would get sold to.

[Adriana Maher]

One Direction and then of course fall in love with maybe all the members or maybe just one member. Oh my gosh. Sometimes they're in the market, not get sold.

[Olivia Maher]

Writers would write about them getting sold.

[Adriana Maher]

Yes. That the parents in the books were like, bills are really high right now.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah. There are no confirmed cases of women actually getting sold in One Direction that we know of. Yeah. This was. It was a common. Maybe not common, but definitely a much discussed plot point in some of these fan fictions.

[Alona Maher]

It was a lot.

[Adriana Maher]

And I read them sometimes.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah, of course. Because what.

[Adriana Maher]

It was a cultural moment.

[Brittany Broski]

It was. And I don't know what. The imagination of a 13 year old is so bad.

[Adriana Maher]

So beautiful. I was mostly on wattpad for werewolf books. That was me.

[Olivia Maher]

Adriana has an encyclopedic knowledge of werewolf romance. I wish I was kidding. And literally last night in the car she said to you. Well, you guys know I'm a purist about werewolf romance books, so.

[Brittany Broski]

And never before have those words been uttered.

[Olivia Maher]

Never the first time that sentence was ever said.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah, none of those words are in the Bible, actually.

[Adriana Maher]

And by that I mean I don't read like Abo Alpha, Beta, Omega books.

[Brittany Broski]

What are you talking about? Oh, you don't read that.

[Olivia Maher]

Okay. Verses.

[Brittany Broski]

I've heard of the Omega verse.

[Adriana Maher]

Yeah.

[Brittany Broski]

I thought that's all you need to know. People, like, I was describing it into.

[Adriana Maher]

The car, like in the car with them yesterday.

[Brittany Broski]

And I Was like, it's so slick. No, stop.

[Olivia Maher]

Enough right there.

[Alona Maher]

Explain.

[Brittany Broski]

Well, that's what I mean.

[Alona Maher]

I don't like that kind of stuff.

[Adriana Maher]

Because I think it's like freaky sexual. And I'm not about. So I'm just like traditional. Like there's Alpha, maybe there's a Luna and that's it.

[Brittany Broski]

I just like classic female werewolf, male werewolf sex. Don't make it weird. Don't make. Don't make it weird. Don't be a weirdo. I'm like a conservative werewolf.

[Olivia Maher]

These woke are trying to change. There should be an alpha and there.

[Alona Maher]

Should be a mate.

[Olivia Maher]

Left.

[Brittany Broski]

Oh my God. Wow. The Nara Smith of werewolf fantasy. Wow. You're amazing. Do you do vampire stuff as well? We all do.

[Olivia Maher]

We all do.

[Alona Maher]

Why?

[Brittany Broski]

I have a recommendation. Please tell me it's not like Twilight Adjacent or like whatever. But it is. Wlw. Oh, Carmilla Carmela. Carmela. Dracula inspired Bram Stoker to write Dracula. And it is a sapphic vampire novel.

[Adriana Maher]

Oh my God.

[Brittany Broski]

Gothic. It's like from the Victorian times. It's like 1880s, I think it was published 1872.

[Olivia Maher]

Write that down.

[Adriana Maher]

I've read it.

[Brittany Broski]

You've read it, period.

[Adriana Maher]

And I remember there's like sapphic undertones. But I was like, it's not really like out there, you know, I mean.

[Brittany Broski]

For the time though.

[Adriana Maher]

For the time. It's crazy.

[Brittany Broski]

Have you read A Picture of Dorian Gray?

[Adriana Maher]

No, I haven't.

[Brittany Broski]

That is the gay version of that where it's like, like everyone's like, it's the gayest book ever. And it's like they touch hands. But it was major for the time and now they sell it as the uncensored picture of Dorian Gray. Because when the editor first got it, they were like, yeah, we'll take this to publishing, but take all the gay shit out. And you take out the whole story when you do that. Make it straight. Make it straight. Make it omega.

[Olivia Maher]

Make it omega.

[Adriana Maher]

Dorian.

[Alona Maher]

Omega.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah, okay, Dorian. Omega fucking Basil Estimate.

[Alona Maher]

Anyway, I've learned a lot. Yeah. There's so much more you do need to know if you want to get her number. You could learn a lot about.

[Olivia Maher]

You can learn a lot.

[Brittany Broski]

I do have some follow up questions.

[Adriana Maher]

I'll answer it if I can.

[Alona Maher]

And honestly should be answered off air. Cuz she was telling us yesterday in the car and I was like, blow it away.

[Olivia Maher]

She's like, she doesn't read them, but.

[Alona Maher]

She, she knows a lot about them. She's like.

[Olivia Maher]

And you guys know, I don't believe in other shifter books. So any lona was like, I've read a book. Bear shifter book.

[Alona Maher]

Or I read a good bear shifter book. No if ands or bears about it.

[Brittany Broski]

What? Okay, that's a good one. That was good.

[Alona Maher]

That's a good one.

[Brittany Broski]

What is a bear shifter, if you don't mind me?

[Alona Maher]

Same as a werewolf. Very similar, but they shifted to being a bear. But they shifted to being rare.

[Brittany Broski]

And there's not a more inventive term for it. Just bear shifter.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah.

[Adriana Maher]

Were bears.

[Alona Maher]

I don't know.

[Brittany Broski]

See, I like that. I like. Leave it to the werewolf expert.

[Alona Maher]

Yeah, but there's. There's now shifters. All you can do. A hyena shifter.

[Adriana Maher]

There's a lot of dragon shifters on Kindle Unlimited.

[Brittany Broski]

And can I tell you something? I was kind of looking forward to. What's the up thing in your purse? Because do I have a 3D printed fidget dragon in my purse? Yeah, I do.

[Alona Maher]

Why is it so up?

[Adriana Maher]

Why is it so up?

[Brittany Broski]

So you said dragon shifter and kind of my ears perked up.

[Olivia Maher]

Oh, okay.

[Alona Maher]

Have you watched this movie?

[Brittany Broski]

What movie?

[Alona Maher]

I am Dragon on Amazon.

[Brittany Broski]

Oh, no.

[Alona Maher]

Oh, my God.

[Olivia Maher]

Love it.

[Alona Maher]

Is it.

[Olivia Maher]

Where's it from? Russia.

[Adriana Maher]

Russia?

[Olivia Maher]

Serbia or like.

[Alona Maher]

They must have a pretty good film scene there. Great cgi. I'll send you the details on this one. Because she gets taken by the dragon to this deserted island. But then there's a hot boy there. He's a dragon.

[Olivia Maher]

Whoa.

[Brittany Broski]

I like that.

[Adriana Maher]

And he took.

[Olivia Maher]

He took her. He didn't want to. He's been isolated on the island because he knows it's really wrong. And he watched his father do it with the father. Like the dragon before him. But like his dragon instinct, like he heard the call of the. The town.

[Brittany Broski]

So, yeah, he's got inner demons.

[Adriana Maher]

He's got.

[Olivia Maher]

It's a fabulous. You're going to love it. Movie.

[Brittany Broski]

Oh, I'm going to hyper fixate on it, actually.

[Adriana Maher]

Good. Watch it with your little dragon.

[Alona Maher]

Hey.

[Brittany Broski]

Yeah. I'm going to be fidgeting with my dragon watching. I am dragon.

[Alona Maher]

I wish that was me.

[Brittany Broski]

You wish I was me.

[Adriana Maher]

When will a dragon find me this.

[Brittany Broski]

I. I could have done that. Anyway, guys.

[Alona Maher]

Well, Brittany, thank you for bringing your absolute humor, intellect, beautifulness to this stage. It's been such a pleasure. And go check out the grocery report again. It's her in a room saying things I think we all need to hear.

[Brittany Broski]

That have never been uttered before, that.

[Alona Maher]

Have never been said ever before. And then check out Royal Court.

[Olivia Maher]

Watch alone this episode.

[Brittany Broski]

I guess. Let's run those views, guys. Views, guys. And can I just say. Yeah. First ever episode on this set. I've left my impression of sweat on this chair.

[Adriana Maher]

Thank you. Thank you so much.

[Olivia Maher]

Thank you so much.

[Alona Maher]

I love it.

[Brittany Broski]

Sam.