
Lisa Gilroy (The Studio, Twisted Metal) joins Paul and Jason to break down the 1988 James Spader thriller Jack's Back—a movie that surprisingly is not about Jack the Ripper's return. They discuss how to tell if twins have the same fingerprints, Rick's job at the Second Sole shoe store, how awful all the cops are, if Jack killed Spader Prime in self-dense, and so much more. Plus, Paul spots a My Buddy doll which leads to Lisa recalling her own unique childhood doll experience. And the one and only June Diane Raphael pops in with her best guess as to what this movie is about.
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Jason Mantzoukas
How did this get paid? Hello people of Earth. Hello people of Los Angeles.
Paul Scheer
We are live at Largo for a very special. How did this get made? Hey, it's Paul. It's Jason. And our very special guest tonight talking about a movie that came out in 1988 called Jack's Back. And by the title you would think this is a movie that has to do with Jack the Ripper or Jack the Ripper coming back or time travel or just a bunch of people getting murdered. No, none of that it's about a brother who has, like, a Time Life book connection to his other brother and thinks something is up. IMDb says a serial killer in Los Angeles celebrates Jack the Ripper's 100th birthday by committing similar murders. Yeah, I guess that's like the. That's like the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern version of this movie. It's happening in a different part of it. The tagline of this movie. 100 years ago, in the city of London, in the East End slum of Whitechapel, a man shocked the world by murdering, raping, and mutilating five women. He was never caught. That's the tagline of this movie. This movie that takes place in a time in LA where La Bamba is playing at the movie theater. I know that because they drive by it. That line was all about Whitechapel and the. Yeah, he was never caught. And we're not gonna get any further into that mystery in this film at all. But, man, oh, man, we do get Double Spader to break it down for you tonight. We are gonna have some great guests. And our first not even guest, but co host is Jason Mantzoukas.
Jason Mantzoukas
What's up, jerks? Let's go. Let's go, Largo. Okay, okay, okay. We gotta talk about Spader all night. This one. Wow. Wow. Front to back, top to bottom, TDB vibes, baby. I was on board for whatever. We don't have Spader anymore. We don't have spaders. I mean, we've got literal Spader, but.
Paul Scheer
Yeah.
Jason Mantzoukas
We don't have anybody that's doing whatever. This is.
Paul Scheer
It's. This is a tone poem.
Jason Mantzoukas
It's weird. It is, yes. By what? A mistake that he never worked with Terrence Malick. Wouldn't that have been fascinating?
Paul Scheer
I mean, I don't know if Terrence Malick could handle it. Here's what I will say, that this movie was directed and written by Rowdy Harrington, who went on after this movie to direct Road House.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes.
Paul Scheer
The producer, Joel Silver. Rowdy. Yeah. Rowdy saw this and was like, I got the guy. I got the guy.
Jason Mantzoukas
Which is odd because I couldn't make heads or tails out of it. And I loved it. I don't. Yes. What a magic trick. What a magic trick this movie pulled off. A movie in which every single character appeared to be guilty of something. Everybody is like, wait a minute. Like, everybody acted like they were the killer.
Paul Scheer
It is a movie that's so confused in so many ways. We're gonna break it all down. But tonight, sitting in The June Chair. We have a very special guest. You know her from shows like Jury Duty. Interior, Chinatown.
Jason Mantzoukas
The studio.
Paul Scheer
The studio. She just won on Dropout's Game Changer and hosted After Midnight. Please welcome Lisa Gilroy.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes.
Paul Scheer
Yes. Welcome. Welcome, Lisa.
Lisa Gilroy
I don't need a big jock to hang me. I can hang myself.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, my God.
Paul Scheer
You know, this is your first time here on the show. And we give you Jack's back. What's your like before you watch it? Do you have any.
Lisa Gilroy
I thought it was gonna be a Jack Black movie.
Paul Scheer
I would like Jack Black to remake it. It would be great. I mean, I was really interested in this because this is a movie that growing up, I remember seeing this cover box. I remember seeing this. Like, I've seen this, and I never, never took it out. But I thought from the COVID it was like a Jack. I did think it was a Jack the Ripper thing. I just thought like, oh, James Spader is Jack the Ripper. Okay, I'm in.
Jason Mantzoukas
And it really wants you to believe that for, like, a second.
Paul Scheer
Yeah.
Jason Mantzoukas
Because this movie isn't really even about those murders. Not at all. It's not even about the years ago.
Paul Scheer
Yeah.
Jason Mantzoukas
It's not even about. Exactly. It's not even about Sidney's murders. Spoiler alert. The boss. Sidney.
Paul Scheer
Yep. The big twist at the end. Now, when you Google this movie, people are like. And the twist will blow your mind.
Jason Mantzoukas
You know why?
Paul Scheer
Like, he's the only person left at a certain point.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes.
Lisa Gilroy
And he's also the only person that would ever sing.
Jason Mantzoukas
So start spreading the news.
Lisa Gilroy
Or the other old man song. But, like, he. I don't see James. James Vader can't even speak above a whisper. You think he's gonna sing like that in the shower? It was never him.
Paul Scheer
I thought it would be like his split personality had a great, like, Frank Sinatra voice.
Jason Mantzoukas
Can I say something?
Paul Scheer
Yes.
Jason Mantzoukas
And I mean this with all. With all sincerity. I did not realize until, like, because I wrote it down, I think minute 46, that he was now playing his twin brother.
Paul Scheer
Okay.
Jason Mantzoukas
I, I, I, I had a tremendous amount of problems understanding Double Spader. It took me a minute to be like, doc Spader wears a baseball hat.
Paul Scheer
Yep.
Jason Mantzoukas
Bad boy Spader wears a sleeveless V neck T shirt.
Paul Scheer
And I believe, I believe an earring. I almost got caught in the switch as well, because I was like, oh, he just dreamt that he tried to stop the murder and was killed. And then I was like, how did you think that?
Lisa Gilroy
Because the murder happened right outside his bedroom window.
Paul Scheer
Yes.
Jason Mantzoukas
So we're to believe. We're to believe that James Spader, the bad boy, has moved back to Los Angeles, having not talked to his brother for two years, and moves across the park for where his brother works?
Paul Scheer
Well, was it even where his brother. Wasn't it? Wasn't it, like, a gym? Because I feel like he got killed in an auditorium.
Jason Mantzoukas
Wait, James Spader?
Paul Scheer
Yeah, basically.
Jason Mantzoukas
No, he got killed at the clinic.
Lisa Gilroy
The clinic was also a church. You guys are so fucking stupid.
Paul Scheer
There is a lot of, like. I am also confused this movie.
Jason Mantzoukas
First of all, one of the nurses at one point says, we're so busy. I can't right now. They are dead. There's not a single person there. And it's the same six people who are in the bar later who are just like.
Paul Scheer
This is what was confusing me for a long time. I was like, is he a cop or is he a doctor? Because this.
Jason Mantzoukas
Wait, Spader Prime.
Paul Scheer
Spader Prime. Because Spader Prime. This is his doctor's office.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes.
Paul Scheer
I've never seen doctors have their own desks set up like a police precinct.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes. And this office place has a bullpen.
Paul Scheer
Yes.
Jason Mantzoukas
Where all of the doctors sit. And it's in, like, a Craftsman house in Eagle Rock. I don't know what's going on at all in this movie, but I love it. I want to live in this movie. Her glasses are everything.
Paul Scheer
This opening scene got me confused because I'm like, he is a doctor, I believe, but he's being chewed out like he's in a police movie. And this is the scene here, just to get a taste of it. Sit down.
Lisa Gilroy
Sit down, Cratchit. You won't be getting paid on Christmas.
Paul Scheer
By the way. Was this shot during a nuclear apocalypse? Yeah, the. The orange hue burning through the city's on fire. Like, is he under?
Jason Mantzoukas
Like.
Paul Scheer
Like. Like a fried chicken place sign?
Jason Mantzoukas
That would be amazing if you looked out the window and it's just Arby's. I feel like Tony Scott saw this and was like, hang on, I can do this. Got a lot of goddamn nerve, you know that? Can you pause already? Here's the thing. Here's the thing. This movie's pace is. I don't even know how to describe it other than lugubrious. And Spader is setting the pace. It's as if the movie happens in real time and that real time is slow. Baby.
Paul Scheer
I wrote down this movie. Took a Valium. Like, whatever, whatever. We're just like, hey, no rush.
Jason Mantzoukas
Which is why when they're driving around LA in That Valium, vintage BMW. I'm like, fuck, this feels great.
Paul Scheer
So here's the police at this point again, I am not quite sure who this is. I know he's a doctor, but he's.
Lisa Gilroy
A man who thinks he's in A Christmas Carol. He's been given makeup to make his eyes black underneath. And he's so committed with doing every acting like, well, I'm mad at you.
Paul Scheer
Well, I guess he was telegraphing he's the bad guy. And it did a good job. I didn't get it.
Jason Mantzoukas
Just because the people out there call you a doctor doesn't make you one. You're still in medical school and you're working here under my supervision and approval. One more stunt like you pulled today and I'll have your ass bounced out of here so fast it'll make your head swim. Do you understand me?
Paul Scheer
By the way, he's chewing him out for, there's a woman bleeding in the lobby. He goes and, like, puts a band aid on her face.
Jason Mantzoukas
And he's late for work because he's promoting bringing health care to, like, unhoused people. Right?
Paul Scheer
It's even dumber than that.
Jason Mantzoukas
He's participating in something.
Paul Scheer
He seems to be going on the news to spread the word that there are homeless people. Like, he's like, and you'll never believe it, some of these people don't have houses. And the news person's like, what? He's like, yeah, and they're all different communities. That's the other thing too. They're all different communities. It looks like about a 17 by 5 foot area. And then when he airs on TV and he tells people there are homeless people in Los Angeles, he gets an applause break from the fellow doctors. Like, ah, finally.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, yeah. Well, like, Spader prime is. I think part of what's hard about it is even this version of Spader, the doctor, the hero, the Chicago Cubs.
Paul Scheer
Fan who is an LA native.
Jason Mantzoukas
Inexplicable. Like, why does he wear a fucking Dodgers hat?
Paul Scheer
It's so easy.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, yeah. I'm assuming he's not from Chicago. A Spader.
Paul Scheer
I don't know, but he's. But it's clearly that he is. Like, they say, I grew up just a little. He says these words, fucking Dodger salad.
Jason Mantzoukas
And his twin brother is in all of LA's most deadly gangs.
Lisa Gilroy
Oh, yeah.
Jason Mantzoukas
But this Spader, what's so crazy is, like, even in these scenes, I don't trust this guy. And he's the good guy. He's the good one who gets killed And I'm like, I don't know. Spader makes me feel like this guy's a creep.
Lisa Gilroy
He's making you feel something, right?
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, yeah. Always. Always. That was my question for you, a younger person. What is your relationship to James Spader? Because, boy, is he a bedrock element of my teenage years.
Paul Scheer
And just the audience knows you are a tween, right?
Lisa Gilroy
Yes, I'm so. So I kind of grew up on, like, Paw Patrol and Peppa and stuff like that.
Paul Scheer
Sure.
Jason Mantzoukas
I would love it if Spader was on Paw Patrol.
Lisa Gilroy
But I remember my dad showing me Spader on the Office.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, I'm kidding.
Lisa Gilroy
I saw Spader on the Office as Robert.
Paul Scheer
It sounded real enough. It sounded real.
Lisa Gilroy
I really. You guys felt fearful. I could feel it. Remember when he was Robert California?
Paul Scheer
Oh, yeah, right, right.
Lisa Gilroy
So that's where I know him from. So I was like, oh, now he's Rippert California.
Jason Mantzoukas
He's got.
Paul Scheer
He. He to me, is like 80s youth actor. Like, I mean, there's.
Lisa Gilroy
How old is he here?
Jason Mantzoukas
I mean, he's got to be 26. How old is he?
Paul Scheer
I would even say younger than.
Lisa Gilroy
You know. It's crazy how soft his lips look.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, he is. He is the ultimate bad boy. Pretty boy of the 80s. Yes. That's what I'm saying. We don't do this anymore.
Lisa Gilroy
Well, that's what I kind of felt like. I know. You were saying it felt that the movie felt lugubrious.
Jason Mantzoukas
This, this. I mean, again, this movie participates in one of my favorite 80s tropes, which is psychiatrists. You can't trust them. Mental health professionals, probably quacks. And then he's got. He lives with his mother, and he's like, I'll shoot you, motherfucker. I'm like, what are we doing?
Paul Scheer
I mean, there are some funny moments in this movie. In the very beginning, the cops are talking about this killer, the Jack the Ripper Killer. And he goes, we must stop him. Yeah, no shit. Like, what? Like, what is the other option? It's like. It was like. But it was said, like, huh, Five people dead.
Jason Mantzoukas
They are.
Paul Scheer
We gotta stop this guy.
Jason Mantzoukas
The police. The police are the least relevant characters in a movie that is ostensibly about a serial killer. And the police that are after him.
Paul Scheer
It is so odd because they also are so cocky, the police. Like, when they catch Spader prime and they think he's the murderer. Like, we did what Scotland Yard could never do.
Jason Mantzoukas
It's like, mother, this.
Paul Scheer
This is a very different time. Jack The Ripper happened 100 years ago. And they have no technology. You're in modern day Los Angeles and you just caught a guy and you did no investigation. It's a whole Karen Reed operation all over again. Yeah. So these cops are cocky. Even when the two basketball playing, like other doctors come in. Like, he was with us the entire time playing basketball. He's like, really? All the time. It's like. Well, yeah, we were in San Diego. We saw him a lot like, hmm. Okay, thanks, fellas.
Lisa Gilroy
No receipts, nothing. They needed no evidence.
Paul Scheer
Yeah, no evidence.
Lisa Gilroy
Two guys. We got it. Thanks for coming in, boys. Lots of boy power in this movie. The only girl we got was Hermione Granger.
Paul Scheer
When she put on those glasses, you knew she was serious.
Lisa Gilroy
Oh, yeah.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, yeah. And when she used the time Turner, I was like, she's gonna help this kid not be abused.
Lisa Gilroy
Yeah. And then when she was out and about with both the Spader twins, she was like, I'm going to bed before either of you can think of something to get us killed. Or worse, expelled.
Jason Mantzoukas
When she called Spader horrid. Absolutely horrid.
Lisa Gilroy
And then when she said, you've got something on your nose just there.
Paul Scheer
I love when she.
Lisa Gilroy
You say one, Paul.
Paul Scheer
All right. Birdie's bots.
Lisa Gilroy
Sorry?
Jason Mantzoukas
Birdie's bots.
Paul Scheer
Birdie's bots.
Jason Mantzoukas
Okay. Oh, boy. Spader is giving me. Spader is giving me grown up Draco Malfoy vibes.
Paul Scheer
I read these books. I was like into them that much. I like watch all the movies. I was a fine fan. I get the jokes. I'm not gonna be quoting anybody.
Jason Mantzoukas
We get it. You don't love the books, you love her politics.
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Paul Scheer
I am also like kind of blown away, by the way. There's a moment where they say, like, what do we know about this guy? Kills women, he fucks him, but he wears a condom. And every guy and every cop is like.
Lisa Gilroy
Huge laugh. Biggest laugh of the movie. That was crazy. They go, we know our boy wears protection.
Jason Mantzoukas
Everyone's like, what an idiot.
Lisa Gilroy
Yeah. They're like, hey, hey, if you're going to kill the girl anyways, it doesn't matter if you get her pregnant. I know if it was me, I'd.
Jason Mantzoukas
Be enjoying the ride.
Paul Scheer
Now here's what I want to reveal to you. That. A couple things here. That Jack the Ripper never raped.
Lisa Gilroy
Jack the Ripper.
Paul Scheer
Jack the Ripper. Here's the thing.
Lisa Gilroy
The movie's set in London.
Jason Mantzoukas
Paul, Harry.
Paul Scheer
Jack the Ripper.
Lisa Gilroy
Yeah, there you go.
Paul Scheer
Jack the Ripper never raped his victims.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, okay. Wait. What?
Lisa Gilroy
What? What? Okay. Are you like a Jack the Ripper truther?
Paul Scheer
No, I'm finding I have a lot of movie mistakes. I also know who actually did it.
Jason Mantzoukas
I actually know who did it.
Lisa Gilroy
He was actually a really good boyfriend.
Jason Mantzoukas
You always say he was misunderstood.
Paul Scheer
He was. He was. But. No, but they make such a big deal out of it. And it's like he's doing it exactly the same way, but a cursory Google. I know they don't have Google back then, but a book opening would show that that was not part of it.
Jason Mantzoukas
But they at least have AltaVista or Web Crawler aspect.
Paul Scheer
Jeeves, did Jack the Ripper rape some ladies? No, sir.
Jason Mantzoukas
You don't have to ask. In a British accent.
Paul Scheer
Really? That's.
Jason Mantzoukas
I never used. I don't think that's how. Ask Jeeves.
Paul Scheer
I thought he respected you more.
Jason Mantzoukas
How do you.
Lisa Gilroy
How do you think you know that, Paul? That. It was so long ago. Do you think they even checked for that kind of stuff?
Jason Mantzoukas
Well, you think if the whole movie's.
Paul Scheer
Based on Jack the Ripper, they would be like, it's identical. It's identical. He does everything identical. It's like. Well, that's a. An addition that you don't even need to make. It plays no part in the story.
Lisa Gilroy
I have to tell you something.
Paul Scheer
Yeah.
Lisa Gilroy
I don't think you should say that anymore. And I don't think you should go to parties and be like, fun fact. Jack the Ripper never raped anyone.
Paul Scheer
Okay.
Lisa Gilroy
Because I want to say. I want to say.
Jason Mantzoukas
Let me tell you, stop putting that into games of celebrity.
Lisa Gilroy
Yeah. Like, it's just like, it's.
Paul Scheer
He didn't rape anybody. He was. He was a smart guy. He was a good boyfriend. Yeah.
Jason Mantzoukas
Decker.
Paul Scheer
Yeah. Yeah.
Lisa Gilroy
Because, like, okay, I did a show at Dynasty last week, and I was like, asking the. Listen, you know, we took a stand up class together. We're standing up.
Jason Mantzoukas
Did you not promo shows you've already done.
Lisa Gilroy
Hey, check it out. Last week I was phenomenal.
Paul Scheer
Is it still live streaming? It probably is.
Lisa Gilroy
To give you a taste of how bad I still am at stand up. I was asking. At one point, I was soliciting fun facts from the audience because I just genuinely wanted to learn a new fact. And someone in the audience was Like, I have a fun fact, actually. Robin Williams wasn't like that depressed before he killed himself.
Paul Scheer
Oh.
Lisa Gilroy
And I'm just saying that's the same flavor of what you're doing over there. It's a warning because we're friends.
Paul Scheer
No, I appreciate. I appreciate it. I just want to get the truth out there about Jack. I will say that I've never been more creeped out by a box of condoms in a movie. When the killer just like places a box of condoms out, like, he doesn't even break the box. It's just like, well, I'll get into this later on. It creeped me out.
Lisa Gilroy
Oh, I didn't notice that. I thought it was camera film, what he was putting out.
Paul Scheer
It was a bot. It was.
Lisa Gilroy
But I think you can use both for both.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yeah. Especially because all of his. He's using a Polaroid. So you can use the wrapper of the Polaroid film, that heavy Mylar wrapper or whatever it is.
Paul Scheer
And the pictures you get are beautiful.
Jason Mantzoukas
You will get lead poisoning in your dick, though.
Paul Scheer
But it comes out very Pollock esque.
Jason Mantzoukas
But don't shake it.
Paul Scheer
When you were talking about Hermione, the way they introduced that character, you know, she's like the girl that everyone's flirting with in the office. And the creepy guy that we think is Jack the Ripper for most of the movie, the big tall guy who is the killer of Prime Spader, he's like, you get that book that I gave you? And she's like, oh, thank you so much for that book. It was great. He's like, if you like it, I'll get you another.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yeah.
Paul Scheer
It was such. It was so non specific. It was like. It wasn't like, like just books. Like, what could the book. I'll just. I will buy you another book. If you like books, I will buy you a book.
Jason Mantzoukas
The reveal of this guy is that he's just low key, an amateur abortionist.
Paul Scheer
That's his deal.
Jason Mantzoukas
Like, is he like a janitor at the hospital? Like, what's his thing? I think other than, hey, knock, knock. Do you want an abortion?
Paul Scheer
I believe that he is the Anakin to the chief's Emperor Palpatine. Like, because at one point, remember when he's like cleaning out his lockers, like, hello, what are you doing? Good job, good job. I'm like, what is he doing there? Why is he hiding in a locker room?
Jason Mantzoukas
What? I love their dynamic. And I was like, oh, I wish I'd gotten more of this.
Paul Scheer
Yeah.
Jason Mantzoukas
You know, because, boy, was that creep city. But I think they were like, you've seen him kill Spader prime, so you think he's the bad guy.
Lisa Gilroy
But also so weird to be like, if. Okay, first of all, his name is Jack. So I think they're trying to be like, that could be the Ripper.
Paul Scheer
Oh, right. Yeah.
Lisa Gilroy
But then also, like, I don't know. I imagine Jack the Ripper is like.
Paul Scheer
Do you know that Jack the Ripper never raped anybody?
Lisa Gilroy
I was gonna say, I imagine Jack the Ripper being, I don't know, you know, an unassuming bald man of a regular height.
Paul Scheer
Just like, you know, into stuff. Wife was out of town, no big deal.
Jason Mantzoukas
Drives a Tesla.
Lisa Gilroy
Exactly. Says stuff if you stuff stuff. Like, if you want to talk about it, come sit in my Tesla with me. But no, I just thought it was like, weird casting choice that they cast this, like seven foot tall, half man, half foosball table to like.
Paul Scheer
He is so big. He's too big.
Lisa Gilroy
Like, I just felt like immediately I was like, it can't be him. He's like Jock Jams 3000.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yeah. Oh, I agree.
Lisa Gilroy
His head's a football and he speaks.
Jason Mantzoukas
No, he's too big. He's too big. His presence on screen is like forced perspective.
Paul Scheer
Yes.
Lisa Gilroy
Yeah.
Jason Mantzoukas
It forces him to seem as though he's Gandalf and everybody else is a hobbit.
Lisa Gilroy
Yeah.
Paul Scheer
And he is. Now, I do want to break this down. What did he do? Because he went to that woman's apartment to give her a free.
Lisa Gilroy
Not free abortion.
Paul Scheer
Oh, right. Yes, Right. He was going to get some snacks out of it. But no, he also is doing it in her apartment, which seemed weird and unsanitary, but he's going to give her an abortion. But then she's murdered. No.
Lisa Gilroy
Yes.
Paul Scheer
Yes. And then that one lone. No, you were really on an island there.
Jason Mantzoukas
No, no, no. She's alive. She's alive. In the movie, she lives. She survives fake news. Everybody lives. In the movie, there was no Jack the Ripper.
Lisa Gilroy
No, I know what a dead girl looks like. Like, that ain't it.
Jason Mantzoukas
She's actually. No, she's an immortal character. She can't be killed.
Paul Scheer
So in my.
Jason Mantzoukas
He does not kill her.
Paul Scheer
Right. But. But what hap. Like, I guess what I'm trying to do is. What happened? Did he go there, give an abortion? Left and. No. Let me at least finish and you can tell me I'm wrong.
Jason Mantzoukas
It's Tim. It's Tim.
Paul Scheer
Oh, it's Tim. Okay, Tim. You. You're allowed to talk. Did he give her an abortion? And then. And then she's like, you're all done. And then he let the door open for the.
Jason Mantzoukas
He says he stepped out for something, and when he came back, she was Deadsville Tim. He shows up and says, I can give you the abortion for 200 bucks. She says, why are we gonna do it here? He's like, yeah, of course.
Paul Scheer
So he gives her the abortion, and.
Jason Mantzoukas
Then he leaves to go to the drugstore to get what he calls a prescription.
Paul Scheer
I don't know who prescribed it, but.
Jason Mantzoukas
When he comes back, she's dead. Yeah, okay.
Paul Scheer
That's what I was basically saying up here. And you're like, no, no, that was what I was saying. He did the abortion, left, and then someone killed her. And it was like, yeah, so.
Jason Mantzoukas
So, you know, I guess is the idea that Sidney is following him around.
Lisa Gilroy
Here's Sidney's whole deal. It's like he's like, let me kill every woman I've ever met through the clinic where I work.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yeah.
Lisa Gilroy
Like, that's like me killing every man I've ever done improv with.
Jason Mantzoukas
And also, how long do you think.
Lisa Gilroy
The police would, like, be take to be like, it's the Zip Zap Zop murderer.
Jason Mantzoukas
The police. The police in this movie are embarrassingly bad.
Paul Scheer
Yes.
Jason Mantzoukas
They. They are given the slip by everybody. They're terrible.
Lisa Gilroy
Yeah. They're like adults in a kids movie where they're.
Jason Mantzoukas
Spader is kind of giving the Macau Culkin Home Alone vibes.
Lisa Gilroy
Definitely. Sydney is kind of like bigger pecs.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes. And, man, when Spirit. When Spader's brother dies. When Spader prime dies and Bad boy Spader wakes up, like, in Tighty Whities in bed. Oh, that's where I got confused. And I was like, oh, it was all a dream. And then I was like, hang on. I don't think it was all a dream.
Paul Scheer
I rewound it.
Jason Mantzoukas
That really was like, boy, did we drill down on him in that bed in those briefs. I was like, give me. Now we're in. Now we're just doing, like, vintage Spader. And then put him in a convertible, let him drive around la. I was like, I'll watch this to the tune of, like, some song by a guy named Paul Sachs.
Paul Scheer
Okay, I have some info about this.
Jason Mantzoukas
If you don't play the song, the songs from this movie. This is better than drive. This movie is better than drive.
Paul Scheer
All right, so I want to do something. This might upset you, Jason, but what happened here in this movie was the director, Rowdy, wanted to get a song by Peter Gabriel.
Jason Mantzoukas
Okay.
Paul Scheer
Okay. And Peter Gabriel said no. So he found another artist and he's like, can you duplicate the Peter Gabriel song as close as you can without getting sued? So now we'll put them both together and you will see a little mashup.
Jason Mantzoukas
When harvest comes, the rain is falling down. Red rain. Love it.
Paul Scheer
That was the. Yeah.
Jason Mantzoukas
I'll shout out. The Peter Gabriel song is Red Rain. And Stuart Copeland from the Police plays only hi hats on that song. And it's incredible.
Paul Scheer
I love the music. I love the way that this movie is. But I want to go back to the Emperor Palpatine, Anakin Skywalker relationship just.
Lisa Gilroy
For a second because I'm sorry, I'm not so familiar. So is this one. Natalie Portman is two girls.
Paul Scheer
Now. She also died in childbirth. So maybe.
Lisa Gilroy
Wow.
Jason Mantzoukas
You think Jack the ripper got Amidala.
Paul Scheer
100 years ago in a galaxy far, far away on the. On the pre anniversary. This is the only clue that we have that these two are working together.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh. Creek. What are you doing here? Cindy, you scared me. I forgot some of my stuff and I needed it. Oh. You're not supposed to be in here after hours. Especially after what's already happened. I understand. I was just leaving. Jack, Sir, I've. I've been meaning to tell you. You do good work. Unlimited power. Thank you, sir. Now go have some fun.
Paul Scheer
Yes, sir.
Jason Mantzoukas
Both of these people are murderers.
Paul Scheer
We see that. I thought that was a coded. I thought that was a coded scene. Like we've been working together and you've been.
Jason Mantzoukas
No, no, I don't think. I don't think it is, Tim. No, I don't. I don't think it is. But I think the movie. I think it's absolutely insane that they are both murderers and are just don't and don't know it and are just like hanging out in the same. Wait. Jack's a murderer too?
Lisa Gilroy
Well, he hanged Spader.
Jason Mantzoukas
He killed Spader Prime.
Paul Scheer
Well, because he thought that Spader prime was gonna say that he was the murderer. That's self defense.
Jason Mantzoukas
What?
Paul Scheer
That was self defense.
Jason Mantzoukas
I mean, this is a take that only works from the front seat of a Tesla. He was like, what are you talking about?
Paul Scheer
He was like, I didn't kill her. I didn't kill her. And then Spade, he's like, oh, this guy's going to up everything. I've been studying to be a doctor. This guy's going to. I'm going to be. He's like, I got to kill this guy.
Jason Mantzoukas
Got to track him down and kill him multiple Ways. This is, this is the wildest of takes.
Paul Scheer
I just think that it was a one time thing.
Jason Mantzoukas
That's enough. It's enough that he killed one Spader. Never mind that he goes after the.
Paul Scheer
Other one because they won't leave him alone. He's like, I didn't do anything. I'm a good doctor. The guy likes my work. I'm just trying to succeed.
Jason Mantzoukas
I bought a girl a book. I didn't rape anybody.
Paul Scheer
I'm giving out $200 portions in the house.
Lisa Gilroy
Yeah, but Paul, why does that guy have a pre made noose ready at the office?
Jason Mantzoukas
That's.
Paul Scheer
Yeah, I always suggest everyone carry that, especially if you live in la.
Lisa Gilroy
Okay, he killed him in the church doctor's office, Right? Okay, so. So they were fighting, they're grappling over the phone. He called the police, he said, hello, I think I know who it was. Hang up. And then he drags him to the other side of the church where a noose is coiled up in weight.
Paul Scheer
Well, that was after Easter services.
Jason Mantzoukas
Wait, do you think they hung Christ?
Paul Scheer
I grew up.
Jason Mantzoukas
Is that what you.
Paul Scheer
I grew up in church. Did you go to Greek Orthodox?
Jason Mantzoukas
Wait a minute.
Paul Scheer
A lot of people say put on a cross. No. How do they get him up there? They got him.
Jason Mantzoukas
Get him up there and then they throw plates at his feet.
Lisa Gilroy
That actually makes perfect sense. The cross should just be for Christ. It's his symbol. It's like he was killed and then the church is asked to follow and to die for Christ. That's something we got to do ourselves. That's noose.
Paul Scheer
That's not, that's not 100%.
Lisa Gilroy
We should start wearing little noose around our necks.
Paul Scheer
You go out with that theory, I go out with my Jack the Ripper series. We're going to make a lot of friends. What now? Spader 2 moves to LA, but seemingly is packed like Indiana Jones packs the Raiders of the Lost Ark. Like, why is he packing a wooden shipping.
Jason Mantzoukas
A wooden shipping crate? He works at Foot Locker.
Paul Scheer
What was that about?
Jason Mantzoukas
What is that?
Paul Scheer
He works at Foot Locker.
Jason Mantzoukas
He's working at Foot Locker or the equivalent thereof, has like genuine old stuff, cool wooden crates in his apartment with a gun inside.
Lisa Gilroy
It's like the kind of a crate that you order like a exotic monkey in.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes, yes. Or I guess a non exotic monkey could come in it as well.
Lisa Gilroy
No, I meant like a little sexy one that strips.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, okay.
Paul Scheer
But like what is he wearing before he strips? Like an astronaut costume?
Lisa Gilroy
Depends what the theme is.
Paul Scheer
All right, I like that. I Mean the.
Jason Mantzoukas
You have the hypnosis scene.
Paul Scheer
Ah, yes, of course I do.
Jason Mantzoukas
Also, how come. Do we anymore describe things as stiff as a board? Like, is a board a measure of stiffness anymore? Do we still talk in boards?
Lisa Gilroy
What are you literally talking about? Yes.
Jason Mantzoukas
See?
Lisa Gilroy
No, See a board. There's nothing stiffer. We still have those.
Jason Mantzoukas
We do, yes. I don't hear people talking about this stiffness of things as it relates to.
Paul Scheer
Have you ever heard people go, stiff as a board, light as a feather? I don't think that this changed.
Jason Mantzoukas
You don't think so? You think kids now are still saying stiff is a board?
Paul Scheer
I don't think it's coming up that much.
Jason Mantzoukas
Hey, lady, don't get testy with me.
Paul Scheer
I hear a lot of kids say stiff is an Android. Yes, but this is 19. This is 1988. Here's the hypnotist scene with Robert Picardo. Yeah, we love Robert Picardo.
Jason Mantzoukas
All right, Richard, your left arm is as stiff as a board. Oh, yeah.
Lisa Gilroy
Jason's fuming.
Paul Scheer
That happened quick.
Jason Mantzoukas
I mean, absurd.
Lisa Gilroy
Say one thing. You think that's.
Jason Mantzoukas
Relax your arm. Place it back in your lap. Now I'm going to lead you back to the clinic. It's dark. It's effective. What is it, Richard? Tell me what you. He's so good.
Paul Scheer
Richard, Richard, Richard. It's all right, Richard. It's all right.
Lisa Gilroy
So hot.
Jason Mantzoukas
I mean, that's electric to watch, right? I mean, but he is so compelled. The only other, like. And I mean this when I say, like, I do think he is one of the great actors of this generation and. And one of the only people who, as well as having some of the most unreal good looks, is willing to do Nic Cage level nonsense at all times.
Paul Scheer
Well, I was also thinking. I was like, what a fucking.
Jason Mantzoukas
What an incredible guy.
Paul Scheer
In a different world, too, he could have had a Christopher Walken career, too, because he's doing, like. There's an intensity there that's kind of just amazing. But I also don't understand this from a plot point of view. He is tied to his twin. I get that. I get that idea. But when he's hypnotized, he then transfers into the twin's body.
Lisa Gilroy
Okay, I have to help you guys, because you're confused. So everybody seems to be having a problem with the twin of it all. So I was raised on, like, Olsen and Olsen Detective Agency.
Paul Scheer
Got it. Love it. She should have hired me and Lindsay.
Lisa Gilroy
Lohan playing two girls, and the Olsen girls going to camp and all that stuff. So usually what happens is one girl's.
Jason Mantzoukas
Wait, are these movies still available?
Lisa Gilroy
Not for you, pervert.
Jason Mantzoukas
Okay.
Lisa Gilroy
One girl's British and she's rich and the other girl wears a backwards hat, like stuff like that. It's simply easy to understand. And of course, all twins are connected. And yes, if you hypnotize them, they will see the murder of the other twin, as evidenced by both Olsens in It Takes Two.
Paul Scheer
That was a shocking scene. And that's why it got an NC17 on the original cut. Here's something you should. You might want to know too. Identical twins don't have identical fingerprints.
Lisa Gilroy
Someone's never been fingered by a twin because let me tell you, you can feel it.
Paul Scheer
I thought I was. I thought I was. And then I fingerprinted them afterwards.
Jason Mantzoukas
Somewhere, somewhere, someone is like, hang on.
Paul Scheer
I would love that twin prank. Just one person pretending to be twins instead of two people pretending to be one. Oh, it must have been my twin.
Lisa Gilroy
That's such a good idea. I was like, is it too late for me to start that?
Paul Scheer
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Lisa Gilroy
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Paul Scheer
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Jason Mantzoukas
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Paul Scheer
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Jason Mantzoukas
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Paul Scheer
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Jason Mantzoukas
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Paul Scheer
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Lisa Gilroy
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Lisa Gilroy
No.
Paul Scheer
Tim, but like, I mean like that's what we're like. But we're chasing this thing the entire time. And we get to see these great James Spader fight scenes where he punches like a Hail Hitler. Like he punches up. I've never seen a.
Jason Mantzoukas
He flips the 260 pound man over his back and then ends it by double nut kicking him. He just, in order to hobble the guy, he just kicks him hard in the nuts twice. Spader is never on screen for any action. No strikes, no nothing. They have scenes where his legs just come into fray legs and hits, strikes come into frame that Spader is not doing.
Paul Scheer
Spader is. I mean what I really love this movie is when he is just acting in the environment. Like when he goes into his brother's house and he looks at the bookshelf and he's looking at the books and they're just medical books and you think, oh, is this important? No, they're just medical books. There's nothing telling about that. Yeah, he's a medical student and those are the books. Like there's, you know, but it's like.
Jason Mantzoukas
But it's so compelling. And then in those boring nothing scenes, I'm still like, I'll watch this fucker do whatever he wants.
Paul Scheer
When he like picks up a picture that I think is of himself and then looks at himself in the mirror is like, I've aged. It's like, yes, that's your child.
Lisa Gilroy
Can we talk about this because what the fuck was that picture? A picture of him marrying the sex worker who got killed. He took her to prom.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh.
Lisa Gilroy
What?
Jason Mantzoukas
Wait, what?
Paul Scheer
I did not get that.
Jason Mantzoukas
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Paul Scheer
I was looking at.
Jason Mantzoukas
There's even more connection.
Lisa Gilroy
So wait. Okay. Oh, whoa, wait.
Jason Mantzoukas
Denise.
Lisa Gilroy
Wait. So. So.
Jason Mantzoukas
What?
Paul Scheer
I did not put that together.
Jason Mantzoukas
He doesn't even know she's dead.
Paul Scheer
That he does.
Jason Mantzoukas
Wait, which Spader is that?
Lisa Gilroy
Prime.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh. Oh, okay. All right. Assholes.
Paul Scheer
Okay, so Spader. I thought it was the other.
Lisa Gilroy
I thought it was second spader. This is why. Okay, okay, okay, okay. I'm figuring it out. I'm figuring it out.
Jason Mantzoukas
This audience is getting on my nerves.
Lisa Gilroy
Wait, wait, wait. Okay, wait. I'm draw. I have it. I had it for a second. I understood the movie for one moment. He's prime Spader. He's a doctor. He's in the office. He goes, I'd like to take a closer look at that pregnant prostitute. Like, he's interested. And we go, oh. And we're like, oh, it's because he's gonna kill her tonight. On the night where he's supposed to kill a pregnant sex worker, but instead, the twist is he's like, I took her to prom and I'd love to say hello again. So I'm gonna go find her personal medical file and pay her a visit at her home tonight.
Paul Scheer
Yes.
Jason Mantzoukas
I think that's. I think that's. Now what's going on? Wait, wait, wait.
Paul Scheer
No, wait.
Lisa Gilroy
This is the night he's picked to go visit Daryl Hanna in her home to say, remember me? We went to prom together, but he runs into a co worker who was just there giving an abortion and another co worker who was just on the way out from killing.
Jason Mantzoukas
But he.
Paul Scheer
But he's not a killer, though.
Jason Mantzoukas
He's not a killer at all.
Lisa Gilroy
No, he just wanted to say hi.
Jason Mantzoukas
We're going to reconnect.
Paul Scheer
Oh, weird, weird way to reconnect.
Jason Mantzoukas
Because what's so weird about it is.
Paul Scheer
This because she's a foot in front of his desk.
Lisa Gilroy
Yeah. Why does it say like, oh, they're like they're remembering calm right here.
Jason Mantzoukas
You understand?
Lisa Gilroy
You tell that to my pimp.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, boy, care about your unborn child.
Lisa Gilroy
He's like, prom, I know her from prom.
Jason Mantzoukas
In my office.
Lisa Gilroy
Wait, how? He's like, wait, didn't we. We go to prom together?
Jason Mantzoukas
He's like. He's like, thank you, by the way, for letting me wear a blazer as my doctor's jacket.
Lisa Gilroy
Oh, this is so insane.
Jason Mantzoukas
It is so crazy. The Movie that is again set in Los Angeles, the city where we now are posits a world in which every. Everybody lives in a three block radius of each other. By the way, once again, second, Spader moves across the park from this location.
Paul Scheer
Hermione. Hermione lived half a block away from my old house. And I was. I wanted to drive by today at the Shakespeare Bridge. Yes. It was so exciting. I wanted to go over.
Jason Mantzoukas
Loved it. Loved seeing. I loved the driving around Los Angeles of this movie.
Paul Scheer
I mean, it's basically an Echo park movie, right? I mean, that's.
Jason Mantzoukas
There was a bunch of stuff. There was also Hollywood and Holly. That section, that's the movie theaters. Hollywood and vine there kind of. No, not Vine.
Lisa Gilroy
Where the Cubs used to play.
Jason Mantzoukas
Where the Cubs used to play before.
Paul Scheer
They moved to Chicago. Now, does he know that in that, like, Triple X theater there they. This guy just sells guns, or is it.
Jason Mantzoukas
Does he know that.
Paul Scheer
Yeah, he used to be in the.
Jason Mantzoukas
Game because he used to be a bad boy, I guess. Yeah.
Paul Scheer
So it's like, since he's left and come back, he's like, yeah, well, you can always buy a gun off of that guy. Why?
Jason Mantzoukas
Why? Here's my question. Wouldn't it make more sense if there was good Spader and bad Spader? Why isn't bad Spader just a bad guy? Why does he work at Foot Locker? And it's not because he's like. Later in the thing, he's like, look at these treads.
Lisa Gilroy
That's what I thought was gonna happen.
Jason Mantzoukas
Look at. I think. I think our killer is wearing sauconyes. Where did my. Where did my brother see sauconies while he was getting strangled?
Lisa Gilroy
I think they were setting this up to be a Nickelodeon movie. And then something went badly wrong because they were gonna be like, it's funny. There's a doctor brother and a shoe brother. And wouldn't it be funny if they got hypnotized and had to swap lives?
Jason Mantzoukas
The street life of Spader and Spader.
Lisa Gilroy
And then the shoe brothers. Like, I'm doing surgery, I don't know how to do this. And then the doctor brother's in the shoe store and he's like, well, I can sell you shoes, but you know what?
Paul Scheer
I think you're right. Because even the opening title sequence, like the Jack's back is written in a fun font. It's not written in, like, Jack's back. It's like Jack's back.
Jason Mantzoukas
It also. You also understand, like, what is Jack's back? There's like there's character Jack. They talk about Jack the Ripper, obviously Jack the Ripper, but also, second, Spader is back in town. He. There's. There's too much. There's too many competing elements that are the same bit or game.
Lisa Gilroy
You know what else it could be? Remember the movie Jack?
Paul Scheer
Yeah. It was Robin Williams.
Lisa Gilroy
So that's a little boy who's in a big man's body.
Paul Scheer
Can I tell you something about Robin Williams? Just something fun.
Lisa Gilroy
Don't give him an applause break for that.
Jason Mantzoukas
Do you have the scene where Spader's in his brother's apartment?
Paul Scheer
I do. I want to show you one thing. Before Ginsburg, did you guys notice this? The My Buddy doll?
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, wow.
Paul Scheer
There's a My Buddy doll in the cop office. And I was like, what is that?
Jason Mantzoukas
Do you want to tell. Is it a My Buddy? Yes, it is a striped shirt. Do you want to tell Lisa what a My Buddy is and your relationship to it?
Paul Scheer
I.
Lisa Gilroy
This is something you fucked when you were a kid?
Paul Scheer
Oddly more disturbing.
Lisa Gilroy
It you.
Paul Scheer
Yep.
Jason Mantzoukas
My Buddy. My Buddy.
Paul Scheer
I asked my buddy and me. He goes to my. I asked.
Lisa Gilroy
Is that why 50 Cent made a song like that? It's a joke. Do you know the 50 Cent song? It's like, My Buddy, My Buddy. Wherever I go, he goes. It's about a gun.
Paul Scheer
Oh, wow. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah.
Lisa Gilroy
So isn't it so crazy, the difference between, like, a cool girl and, like, guys who are not cool?
Jason Mantzoukas
You didn't even know it's My Buddy the doll.
Lisa Gilroy
I like. I carry my doll around.
Paul Scheer
Well, Lisa, I was gonna tell you. I begged my parents for My Buddy because I had no friends on my block or anybody to hang out with, and I just wanted to have a buddy.
Lisa Gilroy
Aw.
Jason Mantzoukas
Now don't you feel stupid?
Lisa Gilroy
I feel bad. And Paul, I want to tell you something. I had a Susie Stretch. Did you guys have this, or was it just, like, a bad Canada toy?
Paul Scheer
Whoa. I want to know.
Jason Mantzoukas
Is it like a Stretch Armstrong type of a? Like, you could pull this.
Lisa Gilroy
She was a doll, but she had, like, accordion arms. So, like, when she was in her resting place, she was like this.
Paul Scheer
A resting place.
Jason Mantzoukas
Did she come with a coffin?
Paul Scheer
Yeah, like, bring me to my resting place.
Lisa Gilroy
Kate. She. She. You can.
Jason Mantzoukas
Each doll calls, comes with a wooden coffin and shovel.
Paul Scheer
Stiff as a board in a resting place.
Jason Mantzoukas
A chisel and a block of granite make her headstone.
Lisa Gilroy
That would have been more fun than what she was.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, my God.
Lisa Gilroy
She. Her shoes were like, secretly slippers. And so she's this big she's like a baby, basically, right? And so I could wear her shoes. Like feet. Like shoes. I could slip my feet into her feet and I could put my hands into her hands. And then I'd stretch her up big like this. And she'd be the same size as me, but we'd be face to face, walking around the house together.
Paul Scheer
This is terrifying, okay?
Jason Mantzoukas
This is honest to God terror. What are you talking about?
Lisa Gilroy
I still.
Jason Mantzoukas
Wait. Is that how it's supposed to be.
Lisa Gilroy
Played with Susie Stretch?
Jason Mantzoukas
Is that how it's supposed to be played with? Or that's just what you were doing?
Lisa Gilroy
I don't. I didn't know how else to play with her. And I can still remember her, like hard plastic head against my head.
Jason Mantzoukas
Whoa. I don't like it. I don't want it. I don't. Oh, it's on Etsy. Okay, it's on Etsy.
Lisa Gilroy
There she is.
Jason Mantzoukas
How about YouTube for a commercial?
Lisa Gilroy
Yeah, commercial.
Jason Mantzoukas
Right there, right there. It's 1995. Yes. Yes. All of our dreams have come true. Full screen. Watch your stretch from your feet Never misses a moon with her arms around.
Lisa Gilroy
Your waist and her toes to your.
Jason Mantzoukas
Feet Susie Dress stretches and she's huggibly sweet really stretches. Then when nighttime falls and your dance.
Lisa Gilroy
Is complete Good night.
Paul Scheer
Ah. Suy Stress.
Jason Mantzoukas
What? New from Irwin. What? Holy.
Paul Scheer
Holy.
Lisa Gilroy
You.
Jason Mantzoukas
I mean, what's just. And I don't know if you remember this, but what's just abundantly clear is it just looks like she's going down on every little girl. It just looks like you fastened her head to your crotch.
Lisa Gilroy
That girl was too tall so you could do the same size as her and you.
Paul Scheer
That is more scary than anything that we saw in this movie.
Jason Mantzoukas
I would. I would believe Susie Stretch is Jack the Ripper more than Su. Oh. Another. Another girl has been stretched in Los Angeles. Wow. Wow. Lieutenant, we found her. She was stretched.
Paul Scheer
Stretched to death. Let's go out to the crowd and talk to y'. All. What do you got? All right. Michael here recommended this movie. He's in the audience tonight. If you have a question, Michael, I'll come to you, obviously, as well, but. All right, Tim, I'm going back to you. All right, what do you got?
Jason Mantzoukas
So with the killer, it's Jack's back.
Paul Scheer
He's copycatting Jack the Ripper. They're all about.
Jason Mantzoukas
It's gotta be tonight.
Paul Scheer
It's gotta be in her house.
Jason Mantzoukas
It's gotta be a pregnant woman. That's the final murder.
Paul Scheer
He goes to the house, he murders her.
Jason Mantzoukas
Like, his opus is complete, the headline came true, he's got all the glory he needs.
Paul Scheer
Why does he go kill Hermione?
Jason Mantzoukas
Yeah, like, why does he want to kill the female doctor that Spader is running around with in her BMW? Like, why? Why? Because he's just, I think, creeping on her. Like that's who's watching her through the window in some way or was she.
Lisa Gilroy
Onto him or something?
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, I don't. Oh, I don't know. I don't think so. Also, when he killed the woman that had just gotten the abortion, she technically wasn't pregnant anymore.
Paul Scheer
I just wanna. Can I just.
Jason Mantzoukas
Now, hang on. Now, hang on.
Paul Scheer
Well, actually, what makes sense is Mary Kelly the Ripper's final victim was not pregnant at the time of the murder.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, okay.
Paul Scheer
It's a popular claim, but there's no historical documents to prove that she was pregnant.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, wow.
Paul Scheer
So this movie is.
Jason Mantzoukas
Why do you have so much, so much, frankly, gross information about it?
Paul Scheer
It's my hobby. My hobby is Jack.
Jason Mantzoukas
How come all those papers are printed out from your blog?
Paul Scheer
They're just photocopies of my writings. These are my writings. Yes. Hi, what's your name? What's your question?
Jason Mantzoukas
I'm David. My theory is in the scene where he's getting hypnotized, the second half of that scene is him experiencing what happened to his brother, slipping back into that moment before he's. What? He's being killed? That's real. But the first portion of that is something that is totally different. It's him.
Paul Scheer
What?
Jason Mantzoukas
Unbeknownst to everybody else, when he was like running with the Latin Kings, you know, when he was younger, he came into like the habit of auto erotic asphyxiation. So in that first part, he's waiting. What's going on? Let him cook, David. Let him cook. So when he's slipping back into that memory, he's like, hold up, this is kind of working for me. So he's in that moment where his brother's getting choked out and he's like getting off on it and he's actually. That's his O face. He's coming as he's getting hypnotized. And then after he comes, he slips back into the scene and then he experiences the death of his brother.
Paul Scheer
I think you're 100% right on. Can you come here? What are you guys thinking?
Jason Mantzoukas
David, please come to every show and tell us which scene contained that actor's o face. Our O Face correspondent, David.
Paul Scheer
Yes. Hi. What's your name? What's your question?
Lisa Gilroy
Corey, I think more attention needs to be paid on when he grabbed her by the hair at the end and she went flying. Yes. Like, into the pillows. Because I rewound that like three times.
Jason Mantzoukas
Like, why does he have super strength? He is an old man. And I'm saying that as an old man because I bet if I looked it up, the actor playing Sidney is younger than I am currently. When shooting this movie would be my guess. Based on that time, I looked up Wilford Brimley in a movie we did and he was one year older than me at the time, which I have not recovered from.
Paul Scheer
I believe Danny Glover is 44 in the first Lethal Weapon where he's too old for this shit. Yeah, that's a very disturbing fact. And he also. The age was a different time back then. All right, Michael, you're over here. Where are you? All right, so Michael's the one who brought it to us. Thank you, Michael, for recommending this movie. Want to make sure that you get a chance to offer up any thoughts. Thank you, Paul.
Jason Mantzoukas
I just want to give a shout out to my brother in law, Chris, who I watched this movie with last March. I have.
Lisa Gilroy
Are you guys identical?
Jason Mantzoukas
No. Brother in law. Brother in law. Yeah, that's true. Could be, pop.
Paul Scheer
But their fingerprints do match. Weird.
Jason Mantzoukas
Don't ask my sister how she figured that out. That's right, Michael. You don't take shit from these idiots. That's right. They've been acting crazy all night. Real quick, did you notice what the name of the shoe store was, Jason? What was it?
Paul Scheer
Second Soul.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, okay. Because he's the second soul of Prime Spade. Got it.
Paul Scheer
Why?
Jason Mantzoukas
Honestly, this audience sucks.
Paul Scheer
I am going to believe. I'm going to believe that this movie did not have the budget to do that. And there is a actual clothing. This shoe store called. Because it's like your business shoe and then your casual shoe.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yeah.
Paul Scheer
All right, we'll look up that at one point.
Jason Mantzoukas
Okay, so real question. When Dark Spader is flashing back during the hypnosis, when he zooms up into the hypnotist's house.
Paul Scheer
Yes. When he's having his orgasm scene, when.
Jason Mantzoukas
Robert Ricardo is hanging with his mom in a man in a mansion somewhere, he looks. It looks as though Spader has arrived at like a 1950s mansion. Like in the middle of the night. Robert McCarthy's wearing like a dress, like a smoking jacket or something. I was perplexed. So he flashes back and sees through Prime Spader's eyes the doctor winking at him from behind the curtain while he's being strung up. So is he seeing it from a third person specifically? No, that's what his brother saw when he was seeing it through his brother's eyes.
Paul Scheer
Okay, thank you.
Jason Mantzoukas
So he's just seeing more of the event now, including the fact that Sidney, the creepy doctor was there wearing Saucony's. Which Spader. Bad Spader is like, fuck, shoes are my superpower. So that means two things. That means two things. One, that Prime Spader took the time to check out the shoes that he was wearing, and that he knew that Sidney was behind the murder before he died.
Paul Scheer
Well, that's the thing he could have said. I know it's not.
Jason Mantzoukas
You let me down.
Paul Scheer
So I don't think it was a technical murder.
Jason Mantzoukas
What?
Paul Scheer
Cause he knew, and he didn't let on that he knew like who.
Jason Mantzoukas
So wait, you want justice for Jack? Yeah, the reverse.
Paul Scheer
Jack was forced to. Jack was forced to kill.
Jason Mantzoukas
Okay, finally, I'm gonna vindicate you a little bit. Jack the Ripper was a bad guy, and Jack was a murderer. Don't point at me. I'm not Jack. However, I think that you were correct that they were working together in a Palpatine. Anakin. But it was about the abortions. He knew that he was going out and doing the abortions and saying, good work. But why?
Lisa Gilroy
No, no, no, no. Come up here and fight me. Cause the guy, the Christmas carol man, who is the bad, grumpy man who works at the clinic, the actual Jack.
Paul Scheer
The Ripper copycat killer.
Lisa Gilroy
Yeah. He said, think of your unborn child like he was like a pro life.
Jason Mantzoukas
He's too pro life. I agree.
Lisa Gilroy
Yeah. And then the other guy, the abortion giver, was also not a good guy because he was just doing it for money on the side. The only good guy that would give you an abortion that would actually feel good would be Spader.
Jason Mantzoukas
Spader Prime. Spader Prime.
Lisa Gilroy
Yeah, I think.
Jason Mantzoukas
I mean, I did kind of want Bad Spader to, like, impersonate his brother at some point and try and do doctor's stuff. Yeah, that would have been cool.
Paul Scheer
Hi. What's her name?
Lisa Gilroy
Dominique.
Paul Scheer
Okay, and what's your question?
Lisa Gilroy
Well, I think I can put it all together.
Paul Scheer
Wow.
Lisa Gilroy
I love.
Jason Mantzoukas
So I love this.
Lisa Gilroy
The psychiatrist actually also hypnotized the main doctor of the clinic.
Paul Scheer
Okay.
Lisa Gilroy
And he was influencing Jack, the other medical guy.
Paul Scheer
Okay.
Lisa Gilroy
And so they were kind of. We're kind of working together.
Jason Mantzoukas
Wait, including the hypnotist. So you think they're all together?
Lisa Gilroy
It doesn't make any other sense for.
Jason Mantzoukas
Him to get so mad when he's.
Lisa Gilroy
Like, you know, who did it? And then he, like, pulls out the gun and is about to shoot him.
Paul Scheer
Yeah, well, that.
Jason Mantzoukas
I thought that too, because that's when I thought the movie was trying to tell us. And I do think the movie is trying to obfuscate things more. I felt like the moment when Robert Picardo is reaching the gun, insane. You think, you know, is meant to make us feel like, oh, maybe it's him. That's what I thought it to.
Paul Scheer
So, all right, so what we're saying is Robert Ricardo is the main villain. He is hypnotizing people to go out and do his bidding. So they don't even know. That's why the guy's got dark circles under his eyes.
Jason Mantzoukas
And he lives with his mother, Dominique. I'm not sure. I don't know if that's it. I mean, if they're all.
Paul Scheer
All the murderers live with their moms is what we heard.
Lisa Gilroy
Yeah. And he's hypnotized his mom to keep paying the mortgage and buying him the cereal he likes.
Jason Mantzoukas
I would love it. I would love it if it's revealed that they are.
Paul Scheer
Mom. I said give me a Sally Stretch, not a My buddy. Yes. Okay, yes. What's your question?
Jason Mantzoukas
So I'm Michael number two. I'm an anesthesiologist. And I just wanted to bring up three things that are accurate in the movie. Short white coats for medical students, second attendings. When you're going through that whole process, you don't work for them. They can't fire you. They kind of own you, and you're like, basically like slave labor for them. And if you told one of them to fuck off, they would probably try to murder you in your sleep like Hermione. And lastly, as a Latino man, a Latino mother waking up in her 70s to see if you're okay in the middle of the night. Completely accurate. Especially in Los Angeles. Wow.
Paul Scheer
Well, now we've really tied it all to. I mean, there's nothing else to say. Wow, wow, wow.
Jason Mantzoukas
He's just getting up in the middle of the night to do some hypnotizing. You've got to hypnotize me. What a crazy thing to show up in the middle. You. You just gotta hypnotize me. Don't make me think I'm a chicken.
Paul Scheer
Obviously, we have opinions about this movie, but there are people out there with a different opinion. It is now time for some second opinions.
Lisa Gilroy
Hi, my name is Stephanie. Okay.
Paul Scheer
Some folks are dumb.
Lisa Gilroy
They don't know real Art stars. They give one or two. Amazon asks, how good was this film? Oh, they say the fans are fools. No, it ain't three. It ain't three.
Jason Mantzoukas
It ain't even number four. Four.
Lisa Gilroy
It ain't three. It ain't three.
Jason Mantzoukas
I'll only give it five stars.
Paul Scheer
Yes.
Jason Mantzoukas
Amazing.
Paul Scheer
Great job.
Jason Mantzoukas
Wow. Wow, wow, wow.
Paul Scheer
While our singers were singing, I was able to do some research and I found. Found out indeed. Second Soul is a shoe store that does exist for runners in la.
Jason Mantzoukas
It doesn't matter who.
Paul Scheer
It doesn't make a difference. Yeah, but there we go. But it probably was in la. Yep. So there we go. Let me give you this here. The average rating of this movie is 4.6 out of 5 stars. 76 reviews are 5 star reviews. Only 2% are 1 star. And this will start off with gov. Gov writes, why do people in the 80s hate curtains? Five stars.
Lisa Gilroy
True. It's true.
Jason Mantzoukas
Very true.
Paul Scheer
Carol wrote James Spader as a blonde in this walked so Carmi from the Bear could run. Five stars.
Lisa Gilroy
Interesting.
Jason Mantzoukas
They're both kind of jack Little guys.
Lisa Gilroy
Yeah. And they do kind of do like, just like. Like weird stuff with their tongues sometimes.
Jason Mantzoukas
Okay.
Lisa Gilroy
Doesn't. Don't they kind of go like sometimes.
Paul Scheer
You got some solid.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes, they both do. Lizard.
Lisa Gilroy
I don't know. I was noticing what James Peter was doing with his tongue.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh yeah. Okay. Very cool. Very. Couple other people noticed it as well. You might want to like to start a little club.
Paul Scheer
From a review that it says, reviewed in Japan in 2019. James Spader. I am good at acting. I watched it. The story itself was different from my imagination looking at the jacket. And it was quite interesting. It may be because I'm dull, but I didn't know the true culprit until the end. And I was pounding the floor watching it. There's no good things in movies right now. There were no Japanese subtitles or dubbing. But I'm not good at English. I enjoyed it. It's a movie. I want to watch it. I was glad to watch it. Five stars.
Lisa Gilroy
Incredible. That made more sense than anything Mantzoukas has said this entire show.
Jason Mantzoukas
How dare you?
Lisa Gilroy
Sorry?
Jason Mantzoukas
How dare you? Because my English isn't so good.
Lisa Gilroy
No, your English is perfect. Your ideas are stupid and bad.
Jason Mantzoukas
How dare you.
Paul Scheer
Now I. I did ask somebody about this film. I told Ms. June, Diane Rayfield. I said, the movie that we are doing. She said, please forgive. She's wearing a wig. She's in full costume. She's in a period piece show. I gave her the title and the year. And I said, you tell us what it's about.
Lisa Gilroy
Hi. How did this get made, listeners? And hi, people of Largo. Paul and Jason told me that this movie's called Jack's Back. Jack Spack and that. And they asked if I could figure out what the movie was about, just based on the title alone in the year, which is 1988. Now, of course, initially I thought, oh, it's probably about a dad named Jack who dies early too soon, and every winter comes back as a snowman. And the moral being snow dad is better than no dad. But then that sounded too familiar and too reminiscent of a different movie. So I don't think it's that. I think Jack is Jack of Jack and Jill. And he's a killer doll. He's a killer doll. And he's thrown away when his owner, sort of like Andy and Toy Story, was coming of age, who's discarded rather rudely and unceremoniously. And he's back. He's back. He's never forgotten what's happened, and he's ready to seek revenge. Jack's back.
Paul Scheer
Great.
Lisa Gilroy
Incredible.
Jason Mantzoukas
I would watch that.
Paul Scheer
Jack's Back.
Lisa Gilroy
I can't believe you got such a hot woman to do this stupid show.
Paul Scheer
Oh. Any final thoughts?
Jason Mantzoukas
Do you have any of the other scenes that have music in them? The saxophone?
Paul Scheer
I might.
Jason Mantzoukas
There was just some next level 80s saxophone stuff. While Spader's, like, sitting on his porch petting a cat.
Lisa Gilroy
Oh, yeah.
Jason Mantzoukas
In between shifts at Second Soul.
Paul Scheer
I did want to talk. I did want to talk about this scene. This is the one scene before we go that I think is worthy of chatting about.
Jason Mantzoukas
Isn't it a little late?
Paul Scheer
This is an emergency. May we come in?
Jason Mantzoukas
I'm not really dressed. That's okay.
Paul Scheer
We're police officers.
Jason Mantzoukas
Not a lot's changed. La.
Lisa Gilroy
This scene pissed me off. But I also. I'm, like, at odds with myself because I also was the same person who was so mad that he jangled the gate when she was about to take her bra off. So I was like, I was looking forward to seeing tits. And then later I was like, those cops are so rude.
Paul Scheer
It seems that the cops are into being pervs. Like, they are like, yeah, man, they're creeps.
Jason Mantzoukas
They're trigger happy creeps.
Paul Scheer
All right, well, we don't have to be that rude about them. I mean, people said a lot of bad things about Jack the Ripper.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, God.
Paul Scheer
And two of them we know are not true. Any final thoughts on the film? Any final anything?
Lisa Gilroy
I loved the movie. And I love you guys and I'm glad you made me watch it.
Paul Scheer
So happy that you're here. It's so great.
Jason Mantzoukas
I had a blast. I, I, you know, we've had to watch so, so many bad movies that are truly bad and a slog. This was a delight. Not once did I have a note that was like, how Is there still 45 minutes left? I more was like, it's over already.
Paul Scheer
I literally sat down.
Jason Mantzoukas
I was like, for the soundtrack.
Paul Scheer
I sat down. I sat down. I was like, I'll watch 30 minutes. I'll get this out of the way, and then I'll watch some more later. I watched the whole thing.
Jason Mantzoukas
I didn't move. I didn't move. I was sad I hadn't seen it when it came out and I was 16 years old.
Lisa Gilroy
I'm surprised you like it so much because didn't you keep calling it, like, loof Glalius?
Jason Mantzoukas
Wait, what?
Lisa Gilroy
Loof Glanius. Luff Glarius.
Jason Mantzoukas
Loof Glarius.
Lisa Gilroy
Luff Glari. Linius. Looprupgriaisque.
Paul Scheer
Laborious.
Lisa Gilroy
Loquacious.
Jason Mantzoukas
Lugubrious.
Lisa Gilroy
Lugubrious.
Jason Mantzoukas
Loof. Loof Luke.
Lisa Gilroy
Well, that's the shirtless Glius.
Jason Mantzoukas
It's, it's, it's a picture of Lisa. And it just says Luf Grailius, question mark.
Lisa Gilroy
Erik's disease.
Jason Mantzoukas
And that's your and. Or that's as if you're Hermione. And that's a spell.
Lisa Gilroy
Yes.
Paul Scheer
That is the shirt. All right, thank you, everybody. Good night.
Jason Mantzoukas
We love you.
Paul Scheer
Thank you so much, everybody. Really nice of you. Thank you so much. Give it for Lisa. Thank you, everybody.
Jason Mantzoukas
Thanks for having me.
Lisa Gilroy
I love you guys.
Jason Mantzoukas
Eat shit, la.
Paul Scheer
Thanks again to the hilarious Lisa Gilroy for filling in for June. And a huge thank you to our pals at Largo, Flanny, Griffey, Alec in the booth, and our recording engineer, Brendan Burns. We'll be back in Los Angeles at Largo for two shows on October 22nd and 23rd. So go to hdtgm.com to get your tickets because they will sell out. Now, our T shirt for this show is pretty special. It says Lu Felius with a graphic of Lisa as Hermione casting a spell. To get this design on a shirt or sticker or mug or many other types of products, just click on the merch link@hdtgm.com and as always, if you have a correction or omission for this episode, leave me a voicemail at 619p a u l a s k. Or write a comment on our discord at discord gg hdtgm and I'll respond to your messages next week on Last Looks. My book Joyful Recollections of Trauma is available wherever you get your books, ebooks, audiobooks. You can even get a personalized book. Just head to my website. And now my book is at Hudson News, which honestly is a true highlight. As an author to be in an airport bookstore, that really means that you made it. I want to shout out that weapons is now on vod. So if you missed June in the theater, here is your chance to catch it all again. And remember, if you're listening to our show on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, please make sure you are subscribed to our feed and have automatic downloads turned on in the show settings. It helps us and we appreciate it. And last but not least, I got to thank our entire team for who the show could not be done without. I'm talking about our producers, Scott Sonny, Molly Reynolds, our movie baking producer Avril Halley, and our engineer, Casey Holford. That's all I got people. See you next week on Last Looks. Bye for now. Adam Pally here and I'm John Gabris. We're a couple actors and best friends who you may know as the host of the TV show 101 Places to Party before you die. Now we're bringing you a comedic look at health and wellness with our new show, Staying Alive.
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Paul Scheer
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Podcast: How Did This Get Made?
Date: September 19, 2025
Hosts: Paul Scheer, Jason Mantzoukas
Guest: Lisa Gilroy
Venue: Live at Largo, Los Angeles
This live episode finds Paul, Jason, and guest co-host Lisa Gilroy dissecting the 1988 thriller Jack’s Back, a baffling and delightfully oddball serial killer movie starring James Spader as twin brothers, one good, one potentially evil. As with every HDTGM episode, the trio watches the movie so you don’t have to—breaking the film down with comedic incredulity, calling out the nonsensical plot twists, the era's tropes, and the ultimate weirdness of Double Spader. The episode is packed with quotable exchanges, audience interactions, and deep dives into 80s movie logic.
[02:22] - [04:31]
[04:54] - [16:00]
[09:12] - [16:19]
[16:00] - [28:00]
[28:18] - [39:28]
[39:28] - [41:14]
[30:43], [70:24]
[54:38] - [65:11]
[65:11] - [68:17]
Jason on Double Spader:
“I did not realize until… minute 46, that he was now playing his twin brother.” [08:08]
Lisa, confused by the plot:
“The clinic was also a church, you guys are so fucking stupid.” [09:22]
Paul, on Valium pacing:
“I wrote down: this movie took a Valium.” [11:38]
Lisa, on Jack the Ripper:
“Because I want to say…I want to say”—
Jason: “Let me tell you, stop putting that into games of Celebrity.” [23:39]
Discussing 80s tropes:
“Mental health professionals, probably quacks. And then he’s got—he lives with his mother and he’s like, ‘I’ll shoot you motherfucker!’ I’m like, what are we doing?” [15:37]
Lisa, about the tall possible suspect:
“It can’t be him. He’s like Jock Jams 3000.” [27:19]
Paul, on homicide logic:
“I just think that it was a one time thing.”
Jason: “That’s enough. It’s enough that he killed one Spader. Never mind that he goes after the other one…” [34:40]
Lisa, about good/bad Spader:
“The only good guy who would give you an abortion that would actually feel good would be Spader.” [62:20]
[68:45] - [70:13]
[71:46] - [73:16]
“This is a movie in which every single character appeared to be guilty of something. Everybody is like, wait a minute. Like, everybody acted like they were the killer.”
— Jason Mantzoukas ([05:35])
For all listeners, this episode is a hilarious, chaotic tribute to the inexplicable choices of late-80s genre cinema—and a must if you love hearing three funny people be confused together in public for 90 minutes.