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Now at McDonald's, the sausage McMuffin is only $1.50, so stop dreaming about breakfast sausage and go get it. Get more value on the under $3 menu. Limited time only. Prices and participation may vary. Prices may be higher for delivery. The meaning of water, A call from a writer's friend. And who is the judge and how do I call him? All this and more on today's how how did this get Made? Last Looks Hit the theme. Time to say goodbye to the star. Cross it off, Take it off the Take it off, baby. Let's get this over with. Last Looks hello to all my jolted lovers out there who take revenge on an ex by putting a bomb on under their car seat. It's me, your host, Paul Scheer, and welcome to how did this get Made? Last Looks, where cheating isn't cheating if they just kiss. Today you are going to get to voice your issues on the film that we watched last week, Livewire with Johnny Knoxville and Nicole Byer. A movie that Discord user AFED thinks should have had the tagline letter Livewire explodes in your mouth, not in your hand. Nailed it. A fed Bring in the A game. I love that. And a big shout out to Josh Creamer for today's opening theme song. Remember, if you have an alt movie tagline, you can submit on our Discord at Discord gg hdtgm. And if you have a Last Looks theme song, go to hdtgm.com and click on Submit a Song and you can upload a song to us right directly. But make sure you keep them short. 15 to 20 seconds is best. On today's episode. We got so much. It's a very special treat. The one and only Ms. June Diane Rayfield will be filling in for Jason on today's Just Chat. We will talk about travel bags. Yeah, surprising. You know what, we may lose Jason, but we're still talking about bags. Plus, June is going to tell us what she has been up to shooting her her brand new series Elle, which is a Legally Blonde prequel series which premieres July 1st. Plus she'll even recommend some shows that she is currently loving. And as always, at the end of the show we will reveal the movie what we're doing on next week's show. But before all of that, we will get to your corrections and omissions on Livewire. If you happen to be in New York in June, well come see me and Jason and a whole bunch of amazing improvisers including Nicole Byer and Rob Riggle at the Del Close marathon. Dinosaur will be performing on July 12th and 13th. And if you buy a ticket for the entire festival, come out and see Match Game, a show that I've been hosting since the very first Del Close marathon. It has been one of the wildest shows every year. Jack McBrayer is like almost beaten up on stage as a contestant. It's in good fun and no one ever hurts him. Uh, Brooke Shields one year showed up and played herself. That was amazing. And we have had many other people come through match game 76. It is a late night show but as we are getting older it is now in the much more coveted 1130 slot. I think that or 12. Either way it's more of an adult slot where we were doing that around 1:30 or 2 in the morning. Anyway, I also want to let you know that how did this Get Made Is coming back to Largo in Los Angeles on June 5th. That's right, June 5th. You can come check out me and Jason and How did this get Made? All star for a brand new live show at Largo. Plus, Black Monday is on Netflix. Don Cheadle, Regina Hall, Andrew Rannells, myself, June, Diane Rayfield and the list goes on and on. It has been so fun to see people's reactions to this show. So many people didn't have Showtime when we were airing this originally and now people are finally able to watch. So thank you for watching Black Monday and if you haven't gotten chance to watch it, I think you'll really enjoy it. It's a joke A minute style show from one of the creators of Happy Endings. All right, that is all the plugs that I have for today. So let's get into it. Last week, we talked at length about Livewire. We had questions. We might have even missed a few things. Here is your chance to set us straight. Fact check us, if you will. It is now time for corrections and. And omissions. Tell us what? We thank you, Todd Fronour, for that theme song. Let's get into it, starting with Mitch Kappa. Okay, now, Mitch wants to point out that when we were discussing the jokes in the movie, I cannot believe that they skipped over Pierce's delivery of the here come the judge line. Yes, that line alone is, he thinks, is what's stopping the movie from getting a remake. Well, if you don't remember that line, take a listen. She drank the water, sweat shook, then boom. Become the judge. Pretty crazy, right? Like, he's definitely putting on. Definitely putting on a voice there. But this is, I think, just him not quite figuring out what he was trying to do here. Because the original line here come the judge is. I mean, it's been done many, many times. Here, take a listen to Sammy Davis Jr. Doing it on. Laughing. You can testify, but you just can't win because I'm here to tell you, you guilty as sin. Here come the judge. Here come the judge. Yeah, you see, I think Pierce put a lot more slant on it, so I think he's trying to do an impression. Uh, but the actual here come the judge wasn't even here come the judge. It was just here comes the judge. And that started in 1968 from a performer named Pig Meat Markham. Now, I do want you to hear just a second of this song, because it's awesome. It's basically like early hip hop. Take a listen. Yeah, he, yeah, he the coat of swing he's just about ready to do that thing. I don't want no deals I don't want no lines above all, I don't want no alibis this judge is hip and that ain't all he'll give you time if you're big or small Fall in line of his coat his knee Peace, brother lawyer here come the judge here come the judge Everybody know that he is the judge. Isn't that amazing? I was totally blown away by that. So, yeah, I guess what Pierce did was take both of those kind of original thoughts and just really put, I don't know, a vocal blackface on it. Uh, yeah, he really leaned into that. So here's what I'm gonna say, first of all, I don't know how it went down this wormhole, but secondly, I'm glad that I did, because I'm glad to know about Pig Meat Markham. Uh, that album is great. Anyway, let's keep on going. Sorry, I, I, I got fascinated. Dr. Guts, 1003 writes, was the robot named Madonna? Because Madonna is the Material Girl, and the robot's purpose was to test and analyze bomb material. Dr. Guts, if that is the reason, it feels like it's still about 12 years late, because I think this movie came out in 1991, and she was the Material Girl much earlier than that. But maybe, maybe. And maybe we'll find out the answer to that in just a second, because we're going to take a quick commercial break, and when we get back, we have a call from someone who spoke to the writer of Livewire, and they got some very good dirt. All right, we'll be right back after this. Today's podcast is brought to you by our friends over at Squarespace. You know, I love Squarespace because with Squarespace, everything that you need to succeed online is in one spot. From claiming your domain to building a beautiful website, promoting your work and taking payments. It's all there. Whether you're just starting out or ready to grow easily, create a standout site using designer templates or AI with drag and drop editing. It makes everything so easy. I have so many sites. 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Okay, before the break, I did promise you that we are going to hear from the writer of Livewire. And I wasn't lying. Our good friend Clinton told us a little story that he heard from the writer. Take it away, Clinton.
