Podcast Summary: How Did This Get Made? - Matinee Monday: Holiday in Handcuffs (w/ Jessica St. Clair) Release Date: December 16, 2024

Hosts:

• Paul Scheer
• June Diane Raphael
• Jason Mantzoukas
• Guest: Jessica St. Clair

Introduction to the Episode

The episode kicks off with a light-hearted welcome from Jason Mantzoukas as he introduces the special holiday edition of "How Did This Get Made?" featuring the then Lesser-Known ABC original film, Holiday in Handcuffs. Joining him is comedian and actress Jessica St. Clair, adding an extra layer of humor and insight to the discussion.

Deep Dive into Holiday in Handcuffs

a. Plot and Premise

The hosts delve into the basic premise of Holiday in Handcuffs, a 2007 ABC Family film where the protagonist, played by Melissa Joan Hart, is inadvertently kidnapped by Mario Lopez's character on Christmas Eve. The discussion highlights the film’s convoluted storyline and questionable plot choices.

June Diane Raphael (02:20):
"This movie made me feel like a real Grinch."

Jason Mantzoukas (02:25):
"I was heartwarmed by it."
June Diane Raphael (02:27):
"That's not possible. And Melissa Joan Hart Heartwarmed nailed it."

b. Characters and Acting

The conversation shifts to the performances, particularly focusing on Mario Lopez and his portrayal in the film. The hosts express mixed feelings about his role, discussing his on-screen chemistry and physical appearance.

Nicole Byer (07:40):
"He had to, like, abide that he's not running away."

June Diane Raphael (25:06):
"He was clearly in love with Karina Smirnoff, who was his Dancing with the Stars partner."

Jessica St. Clair shares anecdotes about her personal encounters with Mario Lopez, adding a humorous twist to the critique.

Jessica St. Clair (26:35):
"I went into a private room, and he got down on his knees and talked to me."

c. Production Quality and Budget

The hosts critique the film’s production aspects, noting its low budget of approximately $5 million and the limited number of locations, which primarily include a restaurant and a cabin.

Jason Mantzoukas (05:30):
"It's basically two locations. The restaurant and the cabin."

They discuss the film’s lighting, set design, and overall aesthetic, often pointing out inconsistencies and budgetary constraints that affected the movie's quality.

Jason Mantzoukas (05:46):
"I thought the lighting was a little harsh, especially in the opening of this film."

d. Personal Anecdotes Related to Actors

Throughout the episode, the hosts share personal stories related to the actors in Holiday in Handcuffs. Jason Mantzoukas recounts his childhood experiences meeting Markie Post and Christopher Walken, which add a nostalgic yet critical perspective to the discussion.

Jason Mantzoukas (06:14):
"When I was out in LA for the very first time, I met Markie Post shooting a movie where she was a hooker."

Jessica St. Clair (07:23):
"We showed in the crevices. I saw whiteheads and all manner of things."

These stories serve to juxtapose their fondness for the actors against their critiques of the film itself.

Critical Insights and Conclusions

The hosts summarize their thoughts on Holiday in Handcuffs, emphasizing its status as a quintessential "so bad it's good" holiday movie. They discuss its cultural impact, noting that despite its flaws, it garnered a significant viewership and has a dedicated fan base.

Jason Mantzoukas (61:00):
"This movie received 6.7 million viewers, making it the most-watched telecast in ABC Family history at the time."

June Diane Raphael (63:22):
"6.7 million viewers is like three times as much as an episode of Parks and Rec."

They conclude that while Holiday in Handcuffs may not be a cinematic masterpiece, it holds a place in the heart of holiday film enthusiasts for its unintentional comedic value and memorable performances.

Final Thoughts and Recommendations

As the episode wraps up, the hosts encourage listeners to embrace the campiness of Holiday in Handcuffs and appreciate it for what it is—a flawed but entertaining holiday film. They also plug their respective projects and upcoming shows, maintaining the podcast's signature blend of humor and camaraderie.

Jason Mantzoukas (70:06):
"How old do you think she's supposed to be in this movie?"

Nicole Byer (73:22):
"And I got comments on it. So gift luxury this holiday season without the luxury price tag."

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• June Diane Raphael (02:20):
  "This movie made me feel like a real Grinch."

• Jason Mantzoukas (02:25):
  "I was heartwarmed by it."

• Jessica St. Clair (07:23):
  "We showed in the crevices. I saw whiteheads and all manner of things."

• Jason Mantzoukas (05:30):
  "It's basically two locations. The restaurant and the cabin."

• June Diane Raphael (61:27):
  "6.7 million viewers is like three times as much as an episode of Parks and Rec."

Conclusion

This episode of How Did This Get Made? offers a humorous yet insightful breakdown of Holiday in Handcuffs, blending critical analysis with personal anecdotes and interactive banter. Whether you're a fan of the film or simply enjoy comedic critiques of "bad movies," this episode provides ample entertainment and thoughtful commentary.

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