
Mark Wahlberg and his wig play the lead singer of a heavy metal tribute band who ends up joining the real band in 2001's Rock Star. Comedian Jake Weisman (This Fool, Corporate) joins Paul, June, and Jason at Largo in L.A. to discuss the massive orgy scene, if Jennifer Aniston's character founded Starbucks, nipple piercings, and if this movie became a Jacob's Ladder Scenario after Izzy falls off stage. Plus, the audience tries to convince us they're British during the Q&A. (Ep. #182 Originally Released 02/16/2018)
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Jason Mantzoukas
Unbelievable.
Paul Rust
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Jason Mantzoukas
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Jason Mantzoukas
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June Diane Raphael
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Paul Rust
lots and lots of wigs we saw rock stars so you know what that means.
Jason Mantzoukas
How did Schwarzenegger grow a baby in his belly?
Paul Rust
Rock a Ronstone vest while ripping Justin the Kelly or maybe see a burlesque show with Nick Crow and take a boat with speed to hitting cruise control J man Big Paul in the beautiful June gonna take you from the goob all the way to the room Randy games the street fighter help to blow off steam just a sucker punch the odd life of Timothy Green Sharknado the birdemic how we staying alive they call it in the badass and he's on the line cranking 88 minutes cause they cool as ice cause the bad Jim Varney looking kind and nice Paul and June getting literal Jason is getting laid June is making sure all the monkey shots gettin paid they judge a bunch of movies while they making the grade Here's a real question for You.
Paul Scheer
How did this get made?
Paul Rust
Hello, people of Earth. And hello people of Los Angele. We are live here at Largo, our LA home and we are so, so excited to talk to you about Tonight's movie, the 2001 classic Rockstar. Yes. This movie is almost 20 years old and that bums me out. Here to talk about that movie is my co host. Please welcome Jason Mantzoukas.
Jason Mantzoukas
What's up, jerks?
Paul Rust
Welcome, welcome, Jason.
Jason Mantzoukas
How are you, Paul?
Paul Rust
I'm doing good.
June Diane Raphael
Are you?
Paul Rust
This? I've seen this movie twice. I watch. Yeah.
Jason Mantzoukas
I have a question.
Paul Rust
Yeah.
Jason Mantzoukas
Is it a movie though? I watched this movie and I was like, this whole movie seems like a trailer for a movie that I don't care to watch.
Paul Rust
I'd argue a bigger question. If it is a trailer, what genre is it?
Jason Mantzoukas
Because I have a second question. Does Jennifer Aniston age? No. This movie. You just said this movie came out in 2001. She is identical.
Paul Rust
If you told me it came out last week. Yeah, try and Mark Wahlberg, Highlander. Mark Wahlberg too. These are ageless people.
Jason Mantzoukas
Are these, are these people eternals? Are they the immortals? Are they highlanders? What is a Highlander?
Paul Rust
We will figure it out. You know, speaking of which, making her triumphant return to the podcast, please welcome our true Diane Romeo. Take it in, June.
Jason Mantzoukas
Welcome home, June. Welcome home.
June Diane Raphael
It's good to be here.
Paul Rust
So the reason why I watched this movie twice is cause I watched it and then I watched it again with you.
June Diane Raphael
I've never had the experience before where I've watched a movie. I usually say things to Paul and comment and we talk a little bit. I watched this in silence.
Paul Rust
It's true. I was checking to making sure that you were awake at certain points.
June Diane Raphael
I thought I was.
Jason Mantzoukas
Cause you liked it so much.
June Diane Raphael
I didn't know what the fuck was going on.
Paul Rust
You asked me some concerning questions.
June Diane Raphael
The one question I asked a number of times was, is this a comedy?
Jason Mantzoukas
You.
Paul Rust
I will say, and I don't want to spoil it for the audience, but you did say I would say it.
June Diane Raphael
Good.
Paul Rust
20 minutes.
Jake Weissman
In you go.
Paul Rust
So wait a second. He sings in a cover band? That was no.
Jason Mantzoukas
And I was. I hope your answer was no, babe. A tribute band. My first note is oof, this is bad. Does not bode well.
Paul Rust
Well, joining us tonight is a very special guest. This guy is a part of this hilarious new show on Comedy Central. It's called Corporate. It airs every Wednesday at 10pm Please welcome Jake Weissman.
Jake Weissman
Hi.
Paul Rust
Welcome, Jake.
Jake Weissman
Thank you for having me.
Paul Rust
And we were Talking backstage. You have seen, like, you saw this movie before it was assigned to you as part of a. Of this podcast?
Jake Weissman
Yeah, I actually have watched it twice, but the first time I didn't realize it was just two hours of watching the Guitar Hero title sequence. But, yeah, I've seen it a bunch. I mean, I love it. It's the worst movie I've ever seen. But it's hard not to love.
Paul Rust
It is an odd movie because it's very pure in what it's saying. I mean, so Mark Wahlberg, in this film, he is the lead of a tribute band, and the. And just to give you, like, a brief outline of the plot, and is then quickly brought into the actual band that he tributes as the lead singer.
Jason Mantzoukas
Wait, can I ask a quick question? Is he in Pittsburgh as the lead singer of the.
Paul Rust
I thought this whole movie took place in California and they never left, but.
Jason Mantzoukas
But, but. Okay, it doesn't matter.
Paul Rust
Keep going. Yeah, no, I think he is in Pittsburgh.
June Diane Raphael
He is in Pittsburgh. And they get a plane and go
Jason Mantzoukas
to California, end up in Seattle.
Jake Weissman
Right.
June Diane Raphael
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
Jason Mantzoukas
Sorry, go ahead.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah, I don't know.
Paul Rust
Well, anyway, basically, that's all you need to know. And it's loosely based on the. I guess this guy, Ripper Owens, who was pulled in to be the lead singer of Judas Priest. But it's not his story. It's just like a guy or gal heard that story and was like, that's a movie. And then. And didn't do any more research after that. Just like, just basically heard. Did you hear that there was that dude who got put in Judas Priest. Yeah. Make out a movie. Great. Do no more research. And then. And then the movie goes. It's a weird movie because your hero is essentially fighting for being unoriginal. Like, that's. That's where we like what we are.
Jason Mantzoukas
Which his brother says to him at one point. His brother basically is like, you don't even want. It's in the trailer there. You don't even want to do your own thing. You just want to sing someone else's songs. Yes, yes, I agree with the brother
June Diane Raphael
and also his bandmates, who at points want to riff and like, go off and create some other songs, write their own songs. And it is a strange position we as an audience are in, which is to root for the creative force that simply wants to mimic what has already been done.
Jason Mantzoukas
Pay tribute to. His reward is you get to pay tribute to this band. By now, being in this band, it's
Jake Weissman
Weird, because it's kind of like it's such a lame thing to base a movie on. It's like telling someone they'll never be a substitute teacher. It's like, you won't do it. I mean, you could, but you won't.
Paul Rust
And again, I feel like there's a lot of things that play in this film where basically, like, you see this guy's life, and it's a sad life. He clearly lives at home with his parents past the time that is appropriate.
Jason Mantzoukas
They're making him wear this wig.
June Diane Raphael
He's being, by the way, though. And Listen, the first 20 minutes, this was a. Like, a loose watching for me. There were other things going on. So I say this with a grain of salt, but all of the small children in that house, were those his brothers and sisters?
Jason Mantzoukas
I thought this for a while, too, but then at one point. At one point, the mother answered and says something like, sunshine childcare or something like that. And I was like, oh.
Jake Weissman
And there also was a gate on the stairs. And it's like, do they not let the kids up the stairs?
Jason Mantzoukas
No. Why? Dude? No kids upstairs. Wahlberg brings that kid downstairs and is like, what did I say about no kids in my room?
Paul Rust
And I thought it was his brother,
Jason Mantzoukas
but it seemed clear I did. I immediately assumed it was his son.
Paul Rust
They lay a lot of track in the beginning of the movie. Like, there is something. Like, there's something that Mark Wahlberg does that I feel like is unparalleled by any other actor, which is like, he can play, like, a lovable doofus in a. Like, a wonderful way. Like, I buy this guy at church. Like, I like. I'm like, yeah, he's, like, going to church. Like, he seems, like, genuinely into this band. Like, this is a scene. I'll show you the scene, the breakup scene. Because you feel for him like he here.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, yeah.
Paul Rust
Okay.
Jason Mantzoukas
Tired of just being a cover band. We are not a cover band. We're a tribute band.
Paul Rust
No, dude, we are a cover band. The problem is we've been covering the tunes you think you're in. Goddamn Steel Dragon.
June Diane Raphael
I love you, man, but you're mental.
Paul Rust
You really are. You need to get a grip on reality, man. You don't know where Bobby Beers ends and you begin.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yeah, I'm mental. I'm only mental because I don't want to be in some cheesy bar band that butchers the music people came to hear just to trap men to listen to your crappy original. The original?
Paul Rust
Yeah. I think Hole and a Half kicks Ass. And I'm proud of shit to have written it.
Jason Mantzoukas
Come on, guys. I mean, we started this band because we love playing Dragon tunes. We couldn't imagine playing anything else. What happened, dude?
Paul Rust
I thought it'd be a goof.
Jason Mantzoukas
A goof?
Paul Rust
Chris, seriously, wouldn't you rather fail as yourself than succeed as some Bobby Pierce clone?
Jason Mantzoukas
Well, yeah. Well, Rob, maybe you can write me a song about why in the hell I would ever want to do that.
Paul Rust
All right, you're gone, man. Just go.
Jason Mantzoukas
I mean, that's amazing. Do you think. Real question. Do you think there was somebody from HBO who watched this movie and was like, wait a minute. Okay, I want that guy as McNulty, and I want that guy, and I want that guy as Deadwood. Put these guys in two huge roles on our network.
Jake Weissman
Wait, I want to talk about that scene specifically, but the beginning of that scene. Because this is like a thing I see in a lot of movies where the singer finds out he's replaced by going into the practice and finding out there's a singer that looks just like him. It's like they waited for him to be right outside. They're like, okay, start playing now. You know what I mean? And so he can come in and find out that way.
Jason Mantzoukas
He's on his way, guys.
Paul Rust
Yeah, well, he, like, so he. You know, he's upset, obviously, because he doesn't want to play originals. That is the worst thing as a musician that you could possibly do to have any dreams outside of that and this movie. And I looked because I was concerned about what genre is it. It is drama.
Jason Mantzoukas
And then that I haven't updated is not.
Paul Rust
But then, like the next moment of that season, and I'm taking my mic stand back and I'm taking this other.
Jason Mantzoukas
This is the scene from the Jerk.
Paul Rust
Well, as a matter of fact, Avril, who cuts all of our clips, mashed it up with Wayne's World, and it's the exact same scene from Wayne's World.
Jason Mantzoukas
I think I'm coming back. I don't. Yeah, well, that's. Cause I'm not.
Paul Rust
Fine, then go. I'm gone. Go. There I am.
Jason Mantzoukas
I leave now, I'm never coming back. Okay, I'm serious. If I leave now, I'm not coming back. Go.
Paul Rust
I'm gone. Go there. But I am.
Jason Mantzoukas
Never heard you the first time.
Paul Rust
But we. Well, well, well. So there's so much stuff to talk about before he gets into the group.
Jason Mantzoukas
Church group. Yeah. Also, how old are he and Aniston meant to be in this world? They seem to Live. No, to be this naive. I guess he.
Paul Rust
And when they were shooting the movie, almost 30 for both of them.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, okay.
Paul Rust
And. But I feel like they're playing young twenties because at one point Anderson says, like, you wrote me a song when you were 15 years old. Which means that they've either dated for like 15 years or they're like, I feel like you should be younger. I feel like you should be younger.
Jason Mantzoukas
Is that how you feel, Paul? You feel like you should be younger?
Paul Rust
You feel like you should be younger?
Jason Mantzoukas
I agree. I agree. For the degree of how naive, for how naive they both are throughout, it seems to me to be that they would be like 22 years old. Like wide eyed, kind of like, holy cow.
June Diane Raphael
That's a big part of her character though, right? That she's like. She has that scene later on, spoiler alert, with Rachel Stewart in the limo where there are girls that are 22. And I think her whole, like her whole character is based on the fact that she is older. Like, I think she's meant to be. Whether or not she looks that age or whatever. I think her character is meant to be like 30.
Paul Rust
But I'm gonna also say her character is problematic to me in the sense that. So her job is that she's the band manager of a tribute band. Like, that's where she's at.
June Diane Raphael
Someone's gotta manage them.
Jason Mantzoukas
And she is the manager of one of the two Pittsburgh based Steel Dragon tribute bands.
Paul Rust
And it's a band that I believe. They say we are the best in Pittsburgh.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes.
Paul Rust
Not like we're the best on the east Coast.
June Diane Raphael
They wouldn't die. Not to say that they're all wearing.
Jason Mantzoukas
When that scene happens, when they are in the parking lot after the real Steel Dragon show and they're both fliering cars and they get into a fight where each guy partners up to fight the person he's identically dressed as. That shit was crazy. If I saw that in real life, I would watch it happen and then kill myself. Because life will never get better than that than watching. Than watching 12 men fight each other.
Paul Rust
Yeah.
Jason Mantzoukas
Each of them lined up against their enemy.
Paul Rust
I don't have the fight. I'm sorry, but heartbreak. Yeah.
Jake Weissman
They.
June Diane Raphael
She also mentions, though. Well, I mean, we'll have to get into all of it. Their relationship, by the way, like, dissolves in within a day. Within one day of him getting this job. Like, he's literally on a walk from the car to, like the recording studio. And the 15 year relationship falls apart in that walk. But she does Say that she's going to be building a business in Portland.
Paul Rust
Yeah.
June Diane Raphael
Coffee shop with a friend, isn't she? She's in Seattle. I'm sorry.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, boy.
June Diane Raphael
So sorry.
Jason Mantzoukas
We owe Portland and Seattle an apology right now.
June Diane Raphael
Should I leave? But what was that business? Was that the coffee shop?
Paul Rust
I think that when she was.
June Diane Raphael
How dare she call that, like, a business? It was. It was pitched as though it was like a new startup, like a real disruptor.
Paul Rust
But by the way. But by the way, June, it might have been because this movie took place in the 80s and obviously, Starbucks.
Jason Mantzoukas
She started Starbucks. That's the T shirt. Aniston started Starbucks.
Paul Rust
But, like, don't you think. Because I guess, like, spoiler alert. Like, Mark Wahlberg becomes like, eddie, you
Jason Mantzoukas
don't have to spoiler alert this fucking trash movie. It's unnecessary. You're welcome. If it's spoiled Eddie.
Paul Rust
Mark Wahlberg becomes Eddie Vedder. So, you know, like, I feel like
Jake Weissman
he was just like, he. Because he's a.
Paul Rust
Mark Wahlberg's a rapper.
Jake Weissman
And he. He clearly is just doing movies where he's like, I'm not a rapper. Because in this, he goes from, like, metal God to, like, Kurt Cobain who sucks. Like, he's doing anything except rapping. Like, the guy hates rap so much,
Paul Rust
he does not like to. He leaves that part of his life.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yeah.
Paul Rust
And he still sucks. There's a. There's a. A moment in the. In the. The credit sequence where they. In the playback of the movie, because, you know, they have to, like, do playback where you mime to the music, and they played a Marky Mark track, and you can see his face.
June Diane Raphael
Like, his face falls.
Paul Rust
Go fuck yourself. And then they put it in the movie, so it's really aggressive. It's like, remember that bit that you didn't like on set that we did? It's in the movie. Now.
Jake Weissman
The other weird thing about that scene when he's like, the Kurt Cobain dude of the Eddie Vedder is he walks off stage in the middle of the song, and I think he's, like, addicted to that.
Paul Rust
Oh, he never finishes.
Jake Weissman
He doesn't finish songs.
Jason Mantzoukas
He's like, I'm gonna go talk to Emily. And he walks off, and they don't even solo. Nobody even, like, fills the space with a solo. They just vamp. They just vamp with the same melody they've been playing, just without vocals. Now, if you were go. If you had paid money to see that concert, you would be like, fuck this. You'd be like, wait a minute. Where's he going. Where's he going? Oh, okay. Oh, he's. Oh, he's talking to that woman. Okay, do you think he's gonna. Do you think he's gonna go back and sing the rest of the song? I don't know. He's still talking to that woman over there. Okay, what do you think? Well, is the guy playing a guitar solo? No, he's just vamping. Okay. Is he gonna. What are we doing? Should we leave? What's happening? He's still talking to the woman who's wearing an enormous knit shawl.
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Jason Mantzoukas
to you
June Diane Raphael
a few times, Paul. Like, do I. Is this a real song? Like, is this.
Paul Rust
Yeah.
June Diane Raphael
Is this a song that I've heard before? Well, this is a real one.
Paul Rust
June said it to me the third time the same song was played. She goes, no, this is a real song. I like this song. And I said, though, you just Heard it three times.
Jason Mantzoukas
That's all it takes for you to like a song.
June Diane Raphael
I like it. I've heard.
Jason Mantzoukas
Did you buy this soundtrack? Why do I feel like you bought this soundtrack after you watched the movie?
June Diane Raphael
It's good music. I recognize it.
Jason Mantzoukas
Okay, I will say this. I will say this. When Talking Head started playing in this movie, I lost my mind.
Jake Weissman
It's so literal.
Jason Mantzoukas
I was like, how on earth did they license this?
Paul Rust
But I would say, why on earth would you license the Talking Heads for a movie about metal? Like, to show the passage of time. They make a couple of weird music.
Paul Scheer
I don't know.
Paul Rust
Maybe it's a language of film thing that I don't understand. But it's like you're making a movie about people in the music industry that are making a specific type of music. But then you use Bon Jovi Talking Heads, so it's like, oh, I like that other stuff way better. And that's not the music that you're even doing. So it's a weird thing do to pull you out with a more famous type of music. That's not the music that you're even talking about.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, yeah.
Paul Rust
Oh, no.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah.
Jason Mantzoukas
It's almost saying. It's almost reminding you, Remember what good music sounds like.
June Diane Raphael
In the beginning of the movie, I said to Paul, I guess I did say a lot of things. I wasn't as silent as I thought I was. But I did say to Paul, like, ugh, I can't believe I'm gonna have to listen to this music the whole movie. Like, it was such a bummer for me to realize that this is the music. Cause it's not music. It's not what I call music.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, it's not? What do you call music, Jim?
Paul Rust
You released four albums called now that's not what I call Music. And it's just. You just. It's just tracks that you don't like,
Jason Mantzoukas
and it's you introing each song. Now, this is not what I would call music.
June Diane Raphael
I like to know. I like a chorus I can hang my hat on. I like.
Jason Mantzoukas
What kind of hat is it that you're hanging to, like, a jaunty cap? An Amy Sherman Palladino nonsense hat? What kind of hat are we talking about? I will say. I will say Dominic West McNulty, who I will only call McNulty. McNulty's house in this movie is anybody. Chilton Academy and Gilmore Girls.
June Diane Raphael
Wow, that's a deep cut.
Jason Mantzoukas
Pretty great.
June Diane Raphael
Pretty good, by the way. I thought he was incredible in this movie. I thought he was great. I thought he was great.
Jason Mantzoukas
You thought he was incredible in this movie.
June Diane Raphael
I did. I did. There was a lightness to him that I haven't seen him do. I enjoyed him. I enjoyed him. And listen, here's the thing. Jen an and Mark Wahlberg are so goddamn watchable.
Paul Rust
100%.
June Diane Raphael
They are so watchable. And they had a chemistry that could not be denied.
Jason Mantzoukas
Absolutely. There was.
June Diane Raphael
I was there for it.
Jason Mantzoukas
Deep tongue kissing in this movie, I feel like they.
Jake Weissman
They all led with the tongue. Like, the tongue came out of the mouth first before the lips hit every single time. Like that was the rule.
Jason Mantzoukas
Like a shark jumping out of the water to get a pelican before he.
Jake Weissman
In that sort of everyone is dancing scene, it was all tongue first. It was all just a bunch of tongues out. It was. I didn't know that's how you kiss, but I've adopted it since
June Diane Raphael
the best part of the morning. After that dancing scene, I'm always. I see this in movies. The orgy. Yeah, the massive orgy.
Jason Mantzoukas
Post orgy.
June Diane Raphael
I see this in movies and I'm always curious about it. And maybe I'm the one that's off. But the scene opens with Jennifer Aniston waking up and then realizing, like, she doesn't know where she is. And then looking. Yes, looking into her sheets. But I've seen this before in other movies. Like, looking into her sheets to see what she's wearing.
Jake Weissman
Or I thought it was like those.
June Diane Raphael
She couldn't feel it. Like, that's what I'm curious about. Like, I would never.
Jason Mantzoukas
I would love it if she looked down, pulled the sheets down, and was just wearing a man's tuxedo. Like, oh, no, what have I done? Not too bad, not too bad. Tails, white tie. Don't mind.
Paul Rust
Like, that's a pet. That's what happens to you. Like when you have an orgy. Then a little orgy creature comes in, puts different outfits on you, all leprechaun. Cool. All right, what did I get?
June Diane Raphael
It's as though. It's as though these people are not in their own bodies to simply feel the clothing.
Jason Mantzoukas
It also presumes situational amnesia.
June Diane Raphael
Yes.
Jason Mantzoukas
When you wake up, even after a night of hard partying and drinking and poor sexual decisions, you still kind of know what's up. Instead. It's kind of like. Everywhere she goes, she is genuinely shocked, as if she has been unconscious for 10 hours.
Jake Weissman
I also like that the way they got into that orgy was Mark Wahlberg had two drinks, and then he's like, Hollywood Is crazy. I'm gonna fuck 3,000 people in one.
Jason Mantzoukas
By the way, Jen Aniston in this photo is like, oh, shit. Did I fuck the guy wearing chainmail
Paul Rust
who did not take off the chainmail?
Jason Mantzoukas
Did I fuck the guy wearing chain mail? Chain mail.
Paul Rust
Not a comfortable thing to fall asleep in or I imagine, have sex in,
Jason Mantzoukas
by the way, a very noisy shirt slink. It's like, imagine a slinky back and forth. That. That's the noise of fucking the guy wearing chainmail.
Paul Rust
Come on. Why?
Jason Mantzoukas
Her makeup and hair still perfect, Flawless.
June Diane Raphael
I was upset that when that orgy scene began, there were two beautiful women who came over to both of them. And then they sort of turned. They both turned to Mark Wahlberg. And then like a grosso, like, blond tipped, fucking weird guy came over to Jennifer Aniston and started grinding on her. I was like, what the fuck?
Jason Mantzoukas
But then they all.
June Diane Raphael
She gets this guy.
Jason Mantzoukas
They all kind of kept changing partners, though.
June Diane Raphael
Thank God.
Jason Mantzoukas
Switching.
Paul Rust
Yeah, yeah. That blonde guy and the blonde guy. Not established.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yeah, there's a lot of, like, neck.
June Diane Raphael
So much junk.
Jason Mantzoukas
Like, I loved it. This is.
June Diane Raphael
Yes.
Jason Mantzoukas
This is like. This is not sexual.
June Diane Raphael
It's just open mouth.
Jake Weissman
It's like how they kiss in Pittsburgh, I think.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, be careful, Jake. Pittsburgh is listening. He like. All the kissing is. I felt like they were just doing playback, playback. And the director was just shouting, kiss grosser. Kiss gross. Remember, you're drunk. Kiss grosser.
Paul Rust
More neck.
Jason Mantzoukas
More.
Paul Rust
Rub his neck.
Jason Mantzoukas
Open your mouth wider if possible. Try to envelop him.
Paul Rust
Swallow him. Like, eat her chin like a praying mantis. Eat them alive.
Jason Mantzoukas
Swallow her face. Swallow his face.
Paul Rust
Rip his tongue out.
Jason Mantzoukas
This is sex. I think A Virgin directed this movie
Paul Rust
the way that. This movie. When he finally. When he gets called up. When he gets called up to the big leagues to be the lead singer of Steel Dragon, he has a. A pretty amazing intro into the band. Like, he walks off the. Like walks down the platform. And then the most amazing slow mo sequence of a fall that you think, oh, the movie. This character's dead. Or it's gonna take a. Regarding Henry esque turn where we're gonna
Jason Mantzoukas
be like, oh, shouts to J.J. abrams.
Paul Rust
But it's like he takes a fall, like two steps. Falls about 12ft on his head.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, no. He falls in a way that is irreparable.
June Diane Raphael
Yes, irreparable.
Jason Mantzoukas
You would. You know, I don't wanna say the rest of the movie's a Jacob Ladder scenario. Has there been a more obvious Jacob's Ladder scenario than the Visible death That we watch like, this might as well be a snuff film for Mark Wahlberg's character.
Paul Rust
And then when he goes down, he immediately then pops back up. Doesn't miss a beat of the song. Sings it bloody.
Jason Mantzoukas
By the way, the song's lyric is, do you want blood or show me blood? Like, blood is in the lyric of the song.
Paul Rust
Apparently, he got lucky.
Jason Mantzoukas
He got lucky. Classic.
Paul Rust
But, yeah, that scene is so, so bizarre.
Paul Scheer
Yeah.
Paul Rust
He is fully bleeding from the head. Then he grabs a hose, pretends it's a dick, and then, like, wets down a lot of the audience.
June Diane Raphael
This is what's so weird with the tone of the movie, though. Like, his. So the. His parents follow him around, you know, they. They, I guess, move from Pittsburgh to, like, tour with you.
Paul Rust
They can fly out to see a show.
June Diane Raphael
No, I know. I know they can.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, boy. But I'm saying, like it almost.
June Diane Raphael
But then you also see them partying at one point. Like, it. The tone of this movie.
Jason Mantzoukas
They're allowed to party.
June Diane Raphael
All right. Wow, you're really advocating for, like, older parents whose kids are out of the house.
Jason Mantzoukas
Remember when they insinuate that the dad loves eating pussy?
Paul Rust
Yes, that insane.
June Diane Raphael
Insane,
Paul Rust
that thing. All right, so at the press conference. Conference. We should just show the press conference. This is. This is like, to me, this feels like an improv scene because it's a throwaway line that then they're like.
Jason Mantzoukas
It's a short form game called press conference.
Paul Rust
Well, no, but like. Like, like the throwaway line. Well, you'll. We'll see. Like, here, like, so here.
Jason Mantzoukas
Izzy.
Paul Rust
Is that your name? Izzy?
Jason Mantzoukas
You had a name. Sucked Izzy. Like, Izzy's Revenge. Izzy.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah.
Jason Mantzoukas
I'm not. Why does he affect a British accent for only that line?
June Diane Raphael
Yeah, you'll never hear that again.
Jason Mantzoukas
Never again.
Paul Rust
No. And, like, when he's on stage, he doesn't even try. He goes, I grew up in Pittsburgh and I.
Jason Mantzoukas
With these guys on the wall.
Paul Rust
Like, it's like it's gone. But is he Izzy or is he not? Like, because his name is not Izzy.
Jason Mantzoukas
Wait, is he. Is he or is he not?
Jake Weissman
Doesn't he also at some point make Jennifer Aniston call him Izzy? Refer to him as Izzy. Yeah, because that's two movies where he insists on being called by another name. I feel like there was a lot of Boogie Nights in this movie, but it's like, five times worse.
Paul Rust
This is like the trial run for Boogie Nights. Yeah, it was like.
Jason Mantzoukas
Also, this guy's hair is a real problem.
Paul Rust
So I. I think we're coming up to the thing here. So here you go.
Jason Mantzoukas
Keep your voice and set. Great shape. Oh, Ms. Reed, my choir teacher, she don't always give me some really cool exercises. Eats a lot of pussy.
Paul Rust
That sounds.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, yeah, I eat a lot of pussy.
Jake Weissman
What channel is that?
June Diane Raphael
We're like father, like son.
Jake Weissman
Like, how are they watching a press conference?
Jason Mantzoukas
She said, like father, like son.
Paul Rust
And then you go, okay, that's weird. And then they continue it. The next scene, Jennifer Aniston's like, don't make. I'm gonna make you an honest man. Like, so you're not gonna lie about eating a lot of pussy? Cause you'll eat my pussy. And then the next scene, he's in the mirror going like, are you little pussy? Are you little pussy? Are you a little pussy? And then Jenner's like, hey, stop talking about it. Come on in here and do it. It's like, wow, they really went to town. That's that joke.
Jason Mantzoukas
That's his, like, you talking to me moment. That's his Taxi driver scene is like, practicing, I eat a lot of pussy. I eat a lot of. Of pussy.
Paul Rust
But he would never need to practice that line because he never uses the accent. There you go.
Jason Mantzoukas
Sorry. His parents. By the way, isn't it nice that his parents support him? I really. I like that his parents were supportive.
Jake Weissman
I feel like this guy doesn't overcome anything. I feel like his parents are supportive. He wears makeup. He never gets made fun of.
Jason Mantzoukas
Like, it's like, he's not a hero.
Jake Weissman
He's just, like, a really privileged. He wears makeup in Pittsburgh, and people are fine with it.
Paul Rust
And when he wears makeup, like, the. The again, it feels like an almost scene. Like he's repairing the toner on a copier. And the guy goes, is that makeup? He goes, yeah, I'm in a band. He was like, end of scene. No, no.
Jake Weissman
But they also.
Paul Rust
No take on that. Know anything. It's like, oh, misunderstanding.
June Diane Raphael
Most movies, genuine misunderstanding.
Paul Rust
Yeah.
Jake Weissman
They also pull up to a truck and in tons of makeup and long hair, and they sing to these, like, steel workers. And the guys are like, this is totally normal. This is the town we live in. And I'm fine with it. And I don't hate you. I live in an America that has never existed. I also feel. Can we talk about the hair? Cause I feel like it's the most hair that's been in any movie.
Paul Rust
Oh, it's. It's aggressive hair. It's almost as if, like, there's a competition. Like, that's Their wig. I want mine to look like an Elizabethan wig. It was like, it just like.
Jason Mantzoukas
I feel like everybody got to choose who they wanted to be. I feel like McNulty was like, I want Brian May hair from Queen. Give me giant crazy hair.
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June Diane Raphael
Here's my okay. The other question I have about her career though. So if she starts off as a as his manager was why couldn't she continue to manage him? Like wouldn't that be a huge career move for her to manage this huge rock star?
Paul Rust
Well, I feel like they already have those positions filled,
Jason Mantzoukas
but I was confused too. Like once she's slotted into like they they kind of put it Tim Spall is the band's manager and he's like well the wives they ride in that limo over there. No wives on the thing. Whatever, whatever. Like she doesn't get a storyline that is like well I'm his manager. Like you're the band's manager. Like there is no like for her moment of like, well no, this is my job. You know, she is just relegated to that and wife position.
Jake Weissman
That part was so weird because that was the how did I get here montage and it insinuated that years were passing or like that a long time was passing. So she rode in that shitty little car with all those blonde women for years.
Paul Rust
And by the way, you told me this for years and it seemingly got the COVID of this same magazine like seven times.
Jason Mantzoukas
If you told me this movie took place over the course of seven years, I would believe you.
June Diane Raphael
The interesting thing about the the limo scene was that they kept on, they kept on alluding to all this fun she could have if she wanted to. What did that mean?
Paul Rust
Like she could around too?
June Diane Raphael
Is that all it meant? Like you can other guys here we Go.
Paul Rust
And I have some interesting facts about this.
June Diane Raphael
It comes with the territory. And, I mean, you can either drive yourself batty trying to change it or you can simply adapt.
Paul Rust
You gotta let them off the leash
June Diane Raphael
for a bit of a romp every
Paul Rust
once in a while.
June Diane Raphael
Otherwise they get a little cranky, you know? Besides, at the end of the day, they always come home. And who's to say that you can't have your own fun?
Paul Rust
Exactly.
June Diane Raphael
Here's some advice for me.
Paul Rust
Number one, learn to shoot.
June Diane Raphael
Number two, get very close with his accountant. And number three, don't sign anything, even if it's not typed.
Paul Scheer
I had to learn that the hard way.
Paul Rust
Now, what makes this scene interesting is that all three of these women are actual wives of rock stars. Rachel Hunter was married to Rod Stewart and was in a relationship with Kip Winger, who was in Alice Cooper's band Heidi. Mark was married to Vince Neil. And Carrie Stevens was the girlfriend of the Kiss drummer, Eric Carr. So they all are playing versions of themselves, which makes it a little bit.
Jake Weissman
This movie did not need to get meta, you know what I mean?
Jason Mantzoukas
Like, it's a little bit of a waste,
June Diane Raphael
but I would love to follow that Rachel Hunter character.
Paul Rust
Rachel Hunter?
June Diane Raphael
Yeah, I guess. Just Rachel Hunter.
Jason Mantzoukas
Just follow her on Twitter.
June Diane Raphael
Like, is it that easy?
Jason Mantzoukas
I think so.
Paul Rust
All right, it is. Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Interesting thing about this movie was Brad Pitt was supposed to play the lead and he dropped out due to creative differences.
Jake Weissman
I like to think of Mark, the character he plays in this movie, as. As the guy Rachel dated after Ross but before Brad.
Paul Rust
Let's go to the crowd. Let's see what they have to say about this movie. All right, let me come down to you. And tonight, if you ask a good question, or pretty much any question, you'll get a gift from our good friends at imax, who one day I showed up to work and I have boxes of IMAX shit. So thank you. Imax. Okay. Yes. Right over here. And ask the question in your best British accent. Okay. And we've seen what's happened in the movie, so just try it. It doesn't have to work. 100%.
Jake Weissman
So, okay.
Paul Rust
Your name?
June Diane Raphael
It's Candy.
Paul Rust
Okay, Candy, ask your question. British accent. Go.
June Diane Raphael
Can we talk about how after the British accent pussy conversation he has with himself in the mirror, the song is Lick it up by Kiss.
Paul Rust
Amazing. Amazing. That was great.
Jason Mantzoukas
You're awesome.
June Diane Raphael
Yes.
Jason Mantzoukas
All the music cues are so obvious. All the music cues are so on the nose. There is no subtlety at all.
Paul Rust
Sir, your name?
Jason Mantzoukas
Greg.
Paul Rust
Greg Your question in a British accent. Go.
Jason Mantzoukas
First of all, I have a little something.
Paul Rust
Okay, great. In a British accent. Okay, I got a little something for
Jason Mantzoukas
you, Paul and Jason. I have the movie that shall not be named, a Jacob's Ladder.
Paul Rust
Oh, an actual Jacob's ladder toy. Oh, thank you so much.
Jason Mantzoukas
Thank you so much. So I have a question. At the end when he leaves the band and just walks off stage, where'd the money go? He seems to be hitchhiking home.
Paul Rust
Yeah, they didn't pay for a return flight.
Jason Mantzoukas
Hitchhiking home with a guitar he has never played and will never play. He's not a guitarist, by the way.
Paul Rust
I just want to point out that this gentleman is wearing a steel dragon shirt.
Jason Mantzoukas
Wait, where did you.
Paul Rust
Amazing. Wait, is that homemade or. Where'd you find that?
Jason Mantzoukas
Wait a. Don't applaud this.
Paul Rust
Why Is that homemade, or did you find that online? Wow. All right. Get your steel dragon shirt, your name, and your question. In a bridge.
June Diane Raphael
I'm Eloise. Can I please not do it?
Paul Rust
Try. Just try it. Just try it. Just try it.
Jason Mantzoukas
You got this, Eloise.
June Diane Raphael
Okay, so I. I'm not. But okay, so Jennifer Aniston drinks a drink before the orgy scene and then is, like, stumbling around and, like, the creepy manager dude is like, gravity doesn't exist here. And was she drugged?
Jason Mantzoukas
Was she rupee? I thought the same thing.
Paul Rust
I thought they did. I thought.
Jason Mantzoukas
Here we go. I thought they did roofied as well.
Paul Rust
Let me go over here for a second. That was a good question. Here. What do we got?
Paul Scheer
All right.
Paul Rust
What do we got? All right.
Jake Weissman
Yes.
Paul Rust
You.
Jake Weissman
All right.
Paul Rust
Your name?
Jason Mantzoukas
Guys, don't not raise your hands because you don't want to do a British accent. Raise your hand. Be brave, audience. Be brave.
June Diane Raphael
All right, My name's Brittany. My question is, I don't know what this accent is, but they have the orgy, right? Mark Wahlberg wakes up the next day, he walks in, the girl is peeing standing up. What the fuck?
Paul Rust
We need to talk about it again at the very. Here you go. Here's your glasses. There you go. All right, so obviously, question. It was just like, what happened there?
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, she had a dick.
Paul Rust
All right.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah, look this.
Jason Mantzoukas
Were you confused on that?
June Diane Raphael
This movie is pretty homophobic. Transphobic, every which way.
Jake Weissman
But also, like, the band kicks out the. The singer for being gay, but then is very, very progressive on trans issues, which was so confusing.
Jason Mantzoukas
I couldn't figure out if they were kicking him out because he was gay or if he was using that against them. I couldn't figure that whole conversation and
Jake Weissman
then he's like Irish dancing at the end, as if that's a gay thing.
Jason Mantzoukas
That was also.
Jake Weissman
Michael Flaherty is a virulent heterosexual man.
Paul Rust
I just thought.
Jason Mantzoukas
Flatley.
Jake Weissman
Michael Flatley.
Paul Rust
Really?
Jason Mantzoukas
Yeah.
Jake Weissman
He's super, super straight. Trust me.
Paul Rust
Yes, sir. Your name and your question in British.
Jason Mantzoukas
Damon. And on that same point, why is this a world where only gay people don't have big hair? And that's his big secret, is I'm gay, therefore there's always a wig. Even though I have a perfectly healthy, full head of hair, I couldn't grow it out because I'm really gay.
Paul Rust
Great point. I'm going to get you an imax.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yeah, good point, good point.
Paul Rust
All right, one more question. One more question. If you're British, you definitely get to ask a question. You're British in the back, actually. Actually from Britain. And you British. All right, come forward. All right, you can come forward. All right, I'll say. All right, let's just. Let's see a real Brit. Here we go. Hi. How are you? All right, I got your name and your question, Kylie.
June Diane Raphael
And my question, Kylie.
Jason Mantzoukas
I know you. You're not British.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah. I don't believe it. I don't believe it.
Jason Mantzoukas
Kylie.
June Diane Raphael
No, not Kylie.
Jason Mantzoukas
You're getting the mic.
Paul Rust
I love the mic, though.
June Diane Raphael
Very happy with the mic.
Jason Mantzoukas
Kylie. I know you.
Paul Rust
Kylie. She's not British, right?
Jason Mantzoukas
She's not British. She's a lovely individual.
June Diane Raphael
I do want to, like, have a couple more people stand up to figure out if they're really British or not.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, yeah. Okay, here's the challenge. Who can trick us into thinking they're actually British?
Paul Rust
They want line.
Jason Mantzoukas
Kylie, you blew it.
June Diane Raphael
Also, Kylie's already not British.
Paul Rust
All right, so say. All right, ma'. Am. One line.
June Diane Raphael
One line. Hello. I have one absolute small question.
Jason Mantzoukas
Nope.
Paul Rust
Nope.
Jake Weissman
It was pretty good.
June Diane Raphael
It was pretty good. I need one more line. I need one more line. Do you have a specific line you
Jason Mantzoukas
want me to say or just.
June Diane Raphael
You're not British. You're not British.
Jason Mantzoukas
All right.
Paul Rust
These guys are dressed like Steel Panther, by the way. Amazing. All dressed as Steel Panther.
Jason Mantzoukas
Steel Dragon.
Paul Rust
Steel Dragon.
Jason Mantzoukas
Do you think that when Timothy.
June Diane Raphael
Oh, no, I don't think.
Jason Mantzoukas
I don't think.
Jake Weissman
This British chest feels racist. And I love it.
Paul Rust
I hold it. I'll hold my.
Jason Mantzoukas
Cheer up, Chomp.
Jake Weissman
It might never happen.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yes. Totally British. Totally British.
June Diane Raphael
That was real. That was crazy real.
Jason Mantzoukas
You did it.
Paul Rust
Oh, my goodness.
Jason Mantzoukas
Ladies and gentlemen, Prince Harry.
Paul Rust
So this character that Mark is playing at one Point he gets upset at the time on the road, whether it's a week, seven years, a month. We don't know how long it's been. And then he replaces himself on stage effortlessly. He's like, you can do this. Great. Get up here later.
Jake Weissman
That's the weirdest way. Like, it's so easy to be in that band. You just have to go to the front of the stage and just scream. And then they're like, yeah, that's fine. Like, it's not hard to be in the band at all.
Paul Rust
And the fact that the audience is, like, kind of okay with it. Yeah, works. Works for us.
Jake Weissman
They're on so much heroin, they don't care.
Jason Mantzoukas
Well, it really is. The idea of, like, oh, the interchangeability of these lead singers is like, oh, I guess anybody can do this.
Paul Rust
But that's not a thing. That's literally not a thing that happens.
Jason Mantzoukas
That guy's never played these songs live before with this band.
Jake Weissman
It's also like, I feel like at that moment, it's supposed to be, like, this really cool thing that Mark Wahlberg is doing for the guy, but it's like. Like the guy who introduces you to smoking when you're eight. You know what I mean?
Paul Rust
Like, it's like, this is.
Jake Weissman
They just ruined this life. Like, this guy is going to kill himself in, like, two years.
Paul Rust
It's like, you can replace me because I'm miserable.
Jason Mantzoukas
I'm like, yeah, Jake, who introduced you to smoking at 8? That is a.
Jake Weissman
A British person.
Paul Rust
No, come on.
Jason Mantzoukas
Those people in those world.
Paul Rust
Oh, no. This interview with Jennifer Anis, that made me laugh because you'll see what is happening. She was dating Brad Pitt at the time. That's why the. The interviewer asked her about Brad Pitt. So here you go. Did Brad give you any advice to play this. To play this role?
June Diane Raphael
Well, you know, there's all sorts of. I can't say he sat down and gave me advice, but he definitely talked me through just sort of her sensibilities, you know, which we kind of. I figured out sort of anyway, which was just not knowing because there wasn't much of a part there. So I didn't know how to elevate it. You know, I didn't know what its purpose was, except that once I figured out that she was sort of, you know, I mean, once we developed the character, because there was really nothing at first. And then she sort of became the audience's perspective, which I just think is fun that you wasn't much of a part there.
Paul Rust
She's not Wrong. She's great, though.
June Diane Raphael
She is.
Paul Rust
I would watch this movie. Like, that's what this movie is.
Paul Scheer
Like, this movie I like.
Paul Rust
When we picked it, I was like, I've seen this on tbs. This is fine. Like. And when you just have to sit and watch the whole thing, I would
Jason Mantzoukas
argue she is the most interesting character in this movie.
Jake Weissman
100.
Jason Mantzoukas
This movie. If it was from her perspective more than anybody else. Else is.
Paul Rust
Well, she's the only one.
Jason Mantzoukas
Hang on. I didn't need one single person to applaud through that.
Paul Rust
The only thing that I. The only thing.
Jason Mantzoukas
That was me. No, no, no. Don't say that. Wasn't what I was doing. What's wrong with you people? More of you need to leave.
Paul Rust
She's obviously. She's the smartest, most developed character. Ultimately, she has a plan. She has a job. She's getting forward. And she's like, you know what? I don't like this lifestyle. I'm gonna open up my coffee shop and start a fucking trend in America with independent coffee shops.
Jason Mantzoukas
And if that falls apart, I'll just pierce people's nipples.
Jake Weissman
Nipples.
Paul Rust
That nipple piercing scene was not fun for me.
June Diane Raphael
No, I couldn't watch that.
Paul Rust
It was too many.
June Diane Raphael
Close. Sterilized. No. Huh?
Paul Rust
No.
Jason Mantzoukas
He definitely got an infection in more ways than one in this movie. I for real feel like it. The line should have been like, when he's playing in the.
Paul Rust
Well, I won't even play the whole thing because it's really visual. But the. I will just say that this is the. Oh, yeah, there's a lot of tongue, but this is what I don't want to see. Close up on needle in the liquor. And then here we go. Hold on one second. We don't have to get that close. We don't need it.
Jason Mantzoukas
And you know either. You know, that's not Mark Wahlberg. So, you know, they're like, does anybody want to get their nipple pierced today? And some grip was like, I'll do it.
Paul Rust
So then they do it. They get the nipple, then they cut away. They cut away from this. Sorry, June. Right. Cut away. And then as soon as you think, oh, it's over, thank God, boom, right back in.
Jason Mantzoukas
Which is, by the way, like a paperclip. Like a twisted up paper clip is what she puts in.
Paul Rust
It looks so hot. So painful.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, yes, painful. I agree with Paul. Painful. I don't mean hot.
Paul Rust
Obviously, we had an opinion about this movie, but there are people out there with a different opinion. It is now time for second opinions. You know, I'm Just a normal guy. I grew up with posters of these guys on my wall,
Jason Mantzoukas
And now I'm one of them. Stand up and shout. Stand up and shout.
June Diane Raphael
Five stars.
Jason Mantzoukas
Five stars. Five stars for Mark and Mark.
June Diane Raphael
Fastest, fastest, fastest.
Jason Mantzoukas
Don't know what you want or what
Paul Rust
you're thinking I can change your taste in movies.
Jason Mantzoukas
Read my Amazon and you will see Opinions are all you'll ever get from me. Roll out review.
June Diane Raphael
Five stars.
Jason Mantzoukas
Five stars. This fucking movie rules.
June Diane Raphael
Five stars. Five stars. Five star. Amazing.
Paul Rust
Amazing. That was unbelievable. What's your name? Ryan. Ryan. Well, here we go. Here's a book by our friend Scott C. And you can have that and have a seat. Thank you so much.
Jason Mantzoukas
Good job, Ryan. Holy cow. Wow. Here's the thing. I. I would ask now our audience to take that raw vocal track and put music to it.
Paul Rust
That was pretty fucking impressive. And that guy was nervous to come up, like, I think I got something. Meanwhile, he had a fucking whole act worked out flawlessly.
Jason Mantzoukas
And by the way, Ryan, like, sat like a fucking gentleman, waited until nobody raised their hand, then was like, fine, I'll fucking do it.
June Diane Raphael
Yeah.
Jason Mantzoukas
And by the way, I'm like looking at you four dudes dressed like Steel Dragon who were like, let's dress up but not prepare a song. You blew it, dummies.
Paul Rust
Well, Here we go. 502 reviews for this film. 50% five stars.
Jason Mantzoukas
50% are five stars.
Paul Rust
Yes.
Jason Mantzoukas
Holy shit.
Paul Rust
So this one is called my all time favorite rock and roll movie by Rick Brunson. Having spent a number of years on the road with an American hard rock band, Reed, White Snake, Def Leppard, Van Halen, I was blown away by the authenticity of Rockstar. In particular, the characters were believable and authentic. Read, egocentric, self absorbed, with a dash of charisma. The film is an accurate depiction of how it really is headlining and living the life. For those of you who lived or want to experience the edgy, in your face, hardcore era, this is it. Five stars. And by the way, a majority of these. These reviews express a very similar sentiment.
Jason Mantzoukas
So all of them are written from people who are in bands?
Paul Rust
Yeah, a lot are like, I'm being not. That's not. Yeah, a lot are. This one's written by G. Madison. What can I say? Excellent movie. Mark Wahlberg. Excellent. FYI, when I submitted my first review, it was based on the TV version. Now that I've seen the uncut DVD version, I want to say I don't care for the raunchy, vulgar, sexually related terms like the P, the D And the F word. I know that doesn't bother many others. And I know those terms are used in many R rated movies and they should be expected in a movie about a rock band. But I just want to make it clear that I don't care for that. Aside from that though, an Excellent movie. 5 stars.
Jake Weissman
What else was there besides that in the movie?
Jason Mantzoukas
The version he watched was 45 minutes long.
Paul Rust
This is from AI Baruti. As one who fully accepts that you are what you desire and act upon, this movie hits the spot. Not only is it about more than music, as alluded to, it is about life itself. Life in the sense that we all have a secret, and sometimes not so secret dream that we all hold within. More often than not, such a dream goes unrealized. Perhaps this will be lost on some. Then again, maybe not. But live your life and you will feel me. Defer not your dreams, for they are the very thing that can and will and do guide the ship that you call your life. Five stars. I would bet.
Jake Weissman
I would bet my life that Wahlberg wrote that review himself.
Paul Rust
This one. This one right here. This is just a one liner. This is from Randy Given. I see many movies of this genre. Although movies like Almost Famous have won more awards, this movie is my favorite. It's more honest. Five stars. Almost Famous, Written by someone who actually was on the road with no big deal. Okay, D. Roush writes this. Yep, that's right. With Rockstar, a film where he went to take a piss is the ultimate catchphrase. Not all the cliches in the world can stop it from being a really deep drama. Half of you probably think I'm on crack. Oh, well, I'm not. By the way, With the vehicle for this rite of passage themed story being heavily dipped in 80s excess, many people trash this movie despite its somewhat tongue in cheek satirical treatment. But you know what? You're missing the point of the film. What is life about? Yes folks, that is the question. And a little movie called Rockstar left me pondering that as I exited the theater and more recently, when I turned off the DVD player. Five stars. And then this one should be read in a cockney British accent. Well, anyone want to take a shot at that?
Jason Mantzoukas
You made everybody else do it.
Paul Rust
All right, I'll say it like this. Bloody hell, mate. This flick is tops, man. Long live Steel Dragon and Stand up and shout. A must for any music lover. Five stars. There we go. Those are our five star reviews.
Jason Mantzoukas
By the way. That was a great. That was a great rendition to stand up and Shout.
Paul Rust
Yeah. Really solid, right?
Jason Mantzoukas
I would love it if that became your karaoke songs.
Paul Rust
Clean up. I lost.
Jake Weissman
There was one more piece of trivia I just wanted to say. When I googled this movie, I went to the Wikipedia page and the movie came out September 7, 2001,
Paul Rust
which was
Jake Weissman
four days before 9 11, which Mark Wahlberg said he could have stopped, but he couldn't save his own movie. So I doubt it. And I think it's a beautiful part about this movie's history. Go to Wikipedia. It's real.
Paul Rust
Just a couple of quick facts about the movie. The tagline is the story of a wannabe who got to be. And also, it was made for 57 million. And. Yes. And it made 17. I do believe that the 911 probably affected that. And $57 million. $57 million.
Jason Mantzoukas
American.
Paul Rust
This is made in. Yeah, American dollars. And here, if you were following with us this movie, the top three movies of the year were Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Lord of the Rings and Shrek. And this movie. This movie came out 108th in all the movies that came out the. And it was beaten by a movie that we did called Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles. But however, it beat on the line, a movie that we did with the NSYNC kids and glitter, so it didn't fall to the bottom of the track.
Jason Mantzoukas
There was that hubcap and turkey sandwich.
Paul Rust
Yeah, that was on the line. So there we go. Any other final thoughts on Rockstar?
Jason Mantzoukas
I didn't care for it.
Paul Rust
Oh, yeah, That's a good question. Would you recommend it?
Jason Mantzoukas
I would not. I would not. It didn't cross over into being so fun to me that it would be necessary, really to watch. You could watch it, like, you could get a taste of it, but I don't think you need to watch the whole movie.
Paul Rust
I feel like when I watch a trailer, I was like, oh, yeah, I
Jason Mantzoukas
got that movie pretty much. You know, it's kind of.
June Diane Raphael
I don't think it's necessary to watch.
Paul Rust
How about the soundtrack from. What's that soundtrack, June?
Jason Mantzoukas
I would argue before he gets into Steel Dragon, like, the battle of the Steel Dragon tribute bands is more interesting to me than anything else.
Paul Rust
I hear that.
Paul Scheer
Jake.
Jake Weissman
What do you think this is just one random thing. Why did it have bookends of documentary footage? That was another weird thing. It's like, this isn't a documentary and it's not cool. Stop.
Paul Rust
Yeah, it felt like that was a half idea that they were like, oh, but, yeah, let's forget that. Like, yeah, it Was like. It really is. Yeah.
Paul Scheer
There's no other.
Jake Weissman
What are we talking about here? Yeah.
Jason Mantzoukas
I don't know.
Jake Weissman
I love the movie, and I think everyone should watch it.
Paul Rust
So, Jake, you have a hot take.
Jason Mantzoukas
Hot take. Jake.
Paul Rust
Jake. So your show, which you created, Corporate, is on Comedy Central. It's really funny. How would you describe it? I mean, it's like, I feel like the most realistic version of corporate cubicle America kind of show.
Jake Weissman
Yeah, it's kind of like Office Space meets American Psycho. And basically it's like how. You know how most offices. You know how like, even you're at this job right now and it's a really great job, but you still want to die. That's kind of what everyone feels at every job. That's what the show's about.
Paul Rust
And it's got a great cast. It's on Wednesday nights, but you can
Jake Weissman
watch it on the Comedy Central app@cc.com at any time.
Jason Mantzoukas
Yeah, perfect.
Paul Rust
June, what would you like to plug?
June Diane Raphael
I will plug Grace and Frankie because the fourth season is streaming right now, so you can watch that.
Paul Rust
Jason.
Jason Mantzoukas
Oh, I got nothing. Although I will say. I will say, and we've plugged this before, but I will say Paul and I did another episode of the Chris Gethard Show. Oh, yeah, it's on TruTV. I don't know how to watch it at this point, but in the first two minutes of the show, Chris Gethard abandons his own talk show and leaves Paul and I holding the hat for an hour long. Live television.
Paul Rust
We had nothing scripted, nothing to do. We had no. We had. No one told us.
Jason Mantzoukas
We didn't know what was gonna happen. We didn't know he was leaving. Yeah, and we fucking crushed it.
Paul Rust
We killed it. We brought a tortoise out there. We brought the entire audience on the street. It's good. And I would say it's worth the money. Money to just buy it on an itunes or something.
Jason Mantzoukas
If it exists on itunes, I would say buy it.
Paul Rust
Yeah. It's called the Chris Gethard Show. Thank you so much for coming out tonight. A big thank you to everyone who helps make this show possible. Avril Halle, who puts together all those amazing clips. She has a show called Movie Bitches on YouTube. July Diaz is up in the booth. Nate Kiley does all of our research. Kelly, Alto, puts this whole thing together.
Paul Scheer
Kyle Waldron, Largo.
Paul Rust
Everybody here at Largo, everybody. Earwolf. Thank you guys so much. See you again. Bye. Bye.
Paul Scheer
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Paul Rust
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Paul Scheer
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Original Air Date: May 5, 2026
Episode Theme:
The hosts dissect the 2001 Mark Wahlberg vehicle Rock Star, a film inspired by the true story of a tribute band singer who winds up fronting his heroes’ band. In classic HDTGM style, Paul Scheer, June Diane Raphael, and Jason Mantzoukas—joined by comedian Jake Weisman—roast the movie’s narrative, tone, and pacing while sharing hilarious and insightful takes live from Largo, LA. The episode also features in-depth crowd Q&A and sharp, spirited riffs on the tropes and excesses of the rock biopic genre.
"I watched this movie and I was like, this whole movie seems like a trailer for a movie that I don't care to watch." (03:34)
"These are ageless people. Are these... highlanders?" (04:01)
"It's loosely based on... Ripper Owens, who was pulled in to be the lead singer of Judas Priest. But it's not his story. ...Just basically heard. Did you hear that there was that dude who got put in Judas Priest. Yeah. Make out a movie. Great. Do no more research." (07:29)
"It's kind of like telling someone they'll never be a substitute teacher... I mean, you could, but you won't." (08:56)
"Someone's gotta manage them." (15:31)
"If I saw that in real life, I would watch it happen and then kill myself. Because life will never get better than that than watching...12 men fight each other." (15:57)
"The tone of this movie...his parents follow him around, you know, they...move from Pittsburgh to like, tour with you." (33:44)
"It's almost reminding you, Remember what good music sounds like." (25:21)
"You just Heard it three times." (24:14) "All the music cues are so obvious. All the music cues are so on the nose. There is no subtlety at all." (46:24)
"There's something that Mark Wahlberg does that I feel like is unparalleled by any other actor, which is like, he can play, like, a lovable doofus in a...wonderful way." (10:20)
"He clearly is just doing movies where he's like, I'm not a rapper...the guy hates rap so much." (18:15)
"This movie is pretty homophobic. Transphobic, every which way." (49:02)
"I couldn't figure out if they were kicking him out because he was gay or if he was using that against them." (49:18)
"Like a shark jumping out of the water to get a pelican." (27:35)
"No, I couldn't watch that." (55:58)
"It's like, wow, they really went to town. That's that joke." (36:59)
"This is sex. I think A Virgin directed this movie." (32:03)
"It's a weird movie because your hero is essentially fighting for being unoriginal." (07:29)
"I like a chorus I can hang my hat on." (26:09)
"I feel like this guy doesn't overcome anything. I feel like his parents are supportive. He wears makeup. He never gets made fun of... Like, he's not a hero." (37:25)
"Let me come down to you. And tonight, if you ask a good question, or pretty much any question, you'll get a gift from our good friends at imax..." (45:37)
"I would not [recommend it]. It didn't cross over into being so fun to me that it would be necessary, really to watch. You could watch it, like, you could get a taste of it, but I don't think you need to watch the whole movie."
"I love the movie, and I think everyone should watch it." (67:58, tongue in cheek)
This How Did This Get Made? episode delivers a hilarious and comprehensive roast of Rock Star, with standout commentary on the film's muddled message about creativity, its tonal insecurity, and a parade of 80s hair, music, and mishaps. The chemistry between the hosts and guest Jake Weisman is on full display, with whip-smart observations, plenty of hot takes, and lively audience participation. The group finds Rock Star not quite fun enough to be a must-see, but more than ripe for a comic takedown.
Quote of the Episode:
“This movie is almost 20 years old and that bums me out.” — Paul Scheer (02:34)
Recommendation:
Watch the first 20 minutes for the tribute band battle, then switch to this podcast for maximum entertainment value!