The 3rd "Annual" Howdie Awards (Part 1)

Summary

How Did This Get Made?

The 3rd “Annual” Howdie Awards (Part 1)

Release Date: December 30, 2025
Hosts: Paul Scheer, June Diane Raphael, Jason Mantzoukas

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Episode Overview

This special episode of "How Did This Get Made?" marks the long-awaited return of the “Annual” Howdie Awards, a not-so-annual celebration of the podcast’s most memorable moments. Despite 15 years of the show, this is only the third Howdies ceremony—a fact the hosts repeatedly lampoon. With Paul, June, and Jason in top form, the trio revisits standout bits, inside jokes, second opinion Amazon reviews, and baffling movie scenes from the show's history, covering episode 139 (“Simply Irresistible”) through episode 376 (“Driven”).

The episode is half roast, half celebration—featuring classic catchphrases, wild listener reviews, and plenty of good-natured squabbling over awards. No voting. No democracy. Just hilarious, arbitrary wins as chosen by your hosts.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

The Return of the (Not-So) Annual Howdies

• Irregular Schedule: The awards haven’t been held since 2016. The “annual” moniker is mocked, with Jason asking, “The annual suggests... Best of the year, like you just said, Paul. But we’ve been doing the podcast for 15 years, so we missed, like, maybe one or two.” (02:24)
• Why the Hiatus? The hosts explain the Howdies gave them a break during the births of their kids, but they’re incredibly time-consuming to produce.
  June: “Was there a reason we stopped doing the Howdy?”
  Paul: “Yes, because...it was so time intensive to get all these clips.” (06:12–06:51)
• Host Banter: The show leans into its own chaos—Jason complains he’s never won a Howdy, the Howdies’ corruption is likened to FIFA, and there’s an ongoing bit about the Golden Globes snubbing the podcast.

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Notable Moments & Quotes

1. Best Catchphrase Nominees & Winner

Segments: 10:05–20:06

• Nominees:

  • "Put her in a bra!" (ep. 162, My Stepmother is an Alien)
  • "Geostorm!" (ep. 186, Geostorm)
  • "Where does the butt start?" (ep. 140, Mannequin 2 on the Move)
  • "Fuck the moon" (ep. 294, Moonfall)

• Classic Banter:

  • Jason (re: “Geostorm!”): “People yell it to me all... Just recently in New York, multiple people yelled it to me on the street. It looms so large.” (16:55)
  • June (re: “Where does the butt start?”): “What I want us to remember about it is that it was said...in the spirit of inquiry. He was trying to really understand the anatomy of the mannequin and where the butt started.” (18:26)

• Winner:
  Where does the butt start? from episode 140

• Memorable Moment:
  Upon winning, the hosts try to finally answer the question by consulting a doctor on Cameo (who says: “it would start at the origin of the gluteus maximus”) and via Google.
  June: “Your butt starts at the pelvis.” (23:50)
  Paul: “We should have paid you $9. That’s a better answer if you just said that.” (23:54)

2. Most Bonkers Flying Entity

Segments: 26:26–36:58

• Nominees:
  • The Face in the Hurricane (ep. 190, The Hurricane Heist)
  • Dominic Toretto’s rope-swinging Dodge Charger (ep. 271F9, Fast Saga)
  • Jonathan Livingston Seagull (ep. 328)
  • Q, the Winged Serpent (ep. 358)
• Standout Quote:
  June (re: Q, the Winged Serpent): “It looks like, I’ll be honest, a thin dick.” (32:57)
  Paul: “The winged serpent looks like someone who ate a Tootsie Roll and then tried to make it like a dick.” (33:01)
• Winner:
  Jonathan Livingston Seagull from episode 328
• Memorable Moment:
  The hosts joke about needing a “healing” with the still-angry New York audience, traumatized by the Jonathan Livingston Seagull episode.
  June: “It does feel like a lot is sort of...unsettled.” (35:23)
  Jason: “We should probably do—maybe next time we’re in New York—we should sacrifice a seagull.” (35:29)

3. June’s Most Savage Dislike

Segments: 37:09–45:20

• Nominees:
  • Breakdancing (ep. 188, Body Rock)
  • Men who drink tea (ep. 255, A Very Nutty Christmas)
  • Paul’s thoughts on Phoebe Cates’s sexual awakening (ep. 219, Drop Dead Fred)
• Standout Quotes:
  • June (on breakdancing): “Whenever I see someone breakdancing, I feel embarrassed for them.” (37:22)
  • June (on tea): "I don’t want to see a man drinking tea... Take an Ambien like a real man!" (39:22/40:07)
  • June (on Paul’s Drop Dead Fred take): “What you just said and implied is that for her to be fully, sexually, actually awake in her own body, the only way we would know that is if she touched a dick or not. Go fuck yourself, my friend.” (41:08/41:13)
• Winner:
  Paul’s thoughts on Phoebe Cates’s sexual awakening from episode 219, Drop Dead Fred
• Banter:
  Jason and June debate whether Paul should get the award ("That's not for you."), leading to a tongue-in-cheek transfer of the Howdy to June’s “sack.”
  June: “I don’t want to accept it. Of course. It’s my award. I’m going to take it.” (45:15)

4. Best Second Opinion Review

Segments: 48:03–58:51

• Nominees:
  • Chieftain's review of The Phantom (ep. 142)
  • Rush N Shill's review of Ronal the Barbarian (ep. 341)
  • Jay’s review of Fifty Shades of Grey (ep. 338/339)
• Memorable Review Excerpt (Jay, Fifty Shades of Grey):
  “You will definitely need a napkin after watching this movie.” (54:12)
• Banter on the Review Bit:
  June: “You didn’t write these reviews. You always read the Amazon reviews. You didn’t write these.” (56:01/56:03)
• Winner:
  Jay's review of Fifty Shades of Grey (ep. 339)
• Hosts' Reaction:
  Paul: “This is, honestly...one of the best five-star reviews ever.” (58:24)
  June: “This is a, this is an unraveling. It is like it's a woman on the verge. Yes.” (58:27)

5. Most Baffling Choice by a First Responder

Segments: 59:01–66:47

• Nominees:
  • The paramedic who used her own hairclip as a clamp (ep. 315, Ambulance)
  • The lady cop who cooked latkes (ep. 343, Samurai Cop)
  • The paramedics who treat all wounds with chest compressions (ep. 346, Madame Web)
• Memorable Banter:
  Jason (on Madame Web): “You would think from this movie, because there's somebody, the EMT who gets injured in the ambulance and he's covered in blood...and she's just giving him chest...She pushed his heart out of his body.” (63:29) Paul: “I believe he would have lived if she had treated his actual injuries.” (63:24)
• Winner:
  The paramedics who treat open wounds with chest compressions (ep. 346, Madame Web)
• Additional Notes:
  The hosts reminisce over a T-shirt created for this bit: “I went to Madame Web’s CPR school.” Paul: “Madame Web—the gift that keeps on giving.” (65:16)

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Additional Themes and Inside Jokes

• The Geek Squad Lore: An elaborate running bit about a group of young actors ("Geek Squad") meant to represent a new generation of Hollywood stars, riffing on ensemble pop culture cliques like the Brat Pack.
• Howdy Sacks: Each host has a physical “Howdy sack” to collect their awards, spawning gentle rivalry and accusations of Paul’s sack being “too big” from repeatedly winning.
• Arbitrary Awards: The winners are handpicked by the hosts without any audience vote.
  Jason: “And I told him to fuck off. Put her in a bra. $90 for cable. Put her in a bra.” (11:19)
• Jason's Losing Streak: Jason remarks on never having won a Howdy, fueling ongoing jokes about a “corrupt organization.”
• Golden Globes Snub: Ongoing meta-commentary on how the show wasn’t nominated once the Golden Globes began including podcasts.

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |-------------------------------------------|---------------| | Show start (awards intro) | 01:40 | | Howdies explained, show gap discussed | 02:06–07:05 | | Catchphrase Nominees & Winner | 10:05–20:06 | | Most Bonkers Flying Entity | 26:26–36:58 | | June’s Most Savage Dislike | 37:09–45:20 | | Best Second Opinion Review | 48:03–58:51 | | Most Baffling First Responder | 59:01–66:47 | | End of Part 1/tease for Part 2 | 66:47–67:05 |

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Memorable Quotes

• Jason (on the Howdies’ frequency): “I think we’ve missed quite a… You know what? I’m not gonna poke too many holes in this. I’m wearing my tuxedo. I couldn't be more excited to be here.” (02:44)
• June (on “Where does the butt start”): “Because I think the problem… I don't know if we ever came to a conclusion of like, where does the butt start?” (19:22)
• Paul (on Madame Web): “Madame Web—the gift that keeps on giving, really, truly.” (65:16)
• June (on a 50 Shades review): “This is a, this is an unraveling. It is like it’s a woman on the verge.” (58:27)
• Paul (on voting): “Again, we don’t have the time. Also, who cares, right?” (08:21–08:30)

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Conclusion

Part 1 of this “Annual” Howdie Awards is a riotous best-of, packed with classic catchphrases, enduring inside jokes, and even fresher bits. The episode encapsulates the chaotic energy and camaraderie that’s endeared “How Did This Get Made?” to its long-time fans, while also paradoxically celebrating just how gloriously inefficient the Howdies remain.

Tease for Part 2:
The show ends with Jason playfully wondering if he’ll finally win a Howdy, promising more categories and shenanigans in the next episode.

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Note: This summary focuses exclusively on content segments, skipping all sponsor messages and promo chatter.

Transcript

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Hello and welcome to the third Annual how did this Get Made Howdy Awards. Join us as we present the finest moments from the last nine years of the how did this Get Made Podcast. So brace yourselves and welcome your hosts for this star studded event. Tal Jon Shear, Jason Mantzoukas and June Diane Raphael.

[Paul Scheer]

Hello people of Earth and welcome to the third Annual Howdy Awards. I am joined as always by my two amazing co hosts, Jason June, how are you?

[June Diane Raphael]

Great to be back nine years later.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Thrilled to be here, but I'm so sorry, did you say the third annual? Yes, third annual Howdy's.

[Paul Scheer]

Yes. So we've been doing how did this get made for 15 years and this is the third annual Howdy's where we round up the best of the year.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Okay, but the annual suggests. Yes, yes, Best of the year, like you just said, Paul. But we've been doing the podcast for.

[Paul Scheer]

15 years, so we missed, like, maybe one or two.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I think we've missed quite a. You know what? I. I'm not going to poke too many holes in this. I'm wearing my tuxedo. I couldn't be more excited to be here.

[June Diane Raphael]

Listen, the pandemic, the fires, a lot of things happen.

[Paul Scheer]

So, I mean, now, you know, you bring up a good point. People out there may not even understand what we're talking about because it has been so long since we have done.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

The chance that a lot of our audience have never heard of Howdy's.

[Paul Scheer]

Yeah, we haven't done this since 2016.

[June Diane Raphael]

I mean, children have been born.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, children are.

[June Diane Raphael]

They're probably now listening.

[Paul Scheer]

The stars of films. I mean, this is a. Was Chalamet even alive at the first Audis? I don't know.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, yes. I mean. I mean, who knows who amongst the Geek Squad was alive when the Howties began. That's what I. I'd love to see the Venn diagram.

[Paul Scheer]

We know Jeremy Allen White was. Because that motherfucker's old. June, you haven't. We haven't talked to you about the Geek Squad at all.

[June Diane Raphael]

I've heard rumbling.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, you heard rumbling. I was gonna ask if you knew anything about it.

[Paul Scheer]

Okay.

[June Diane Raphael]

Yeah, no, it was like Geostorm. Like, I had to kind of put it together, you know?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Isn't that fun?

[June Diane Raphael]

Yeah, it's like, we have to make meaning always, everywhere. And I sort of had to do that on my own from any clue I got.

[Paul Scheer]

Just.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Just to be super quick, June, Geek Squad is, to us, like, Brat Pack was our generation.

[Paul Scheer]

And these are young people who are. I mean, we are using the term Geek Squad not to imply they are geeks, but more they are the people helping old people with technology. Like, they're bringing the past and the future together. Right. Like, so it's sort of like the Geek Squad originally was helping people get, like, a Blu Ray player, you know? So this is kind of what they're doing. They're helping bring entertainment to the masses. And those people are. And this is an old list, potentially. Jenna Ortega, Margaret Qualley, Jeremy Allen White.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Sydney Stinger, Jacob Elordi, Austin Butler, Elvis, Timothy Chalmers. Elvis is a quintessential one. If you have played a boomer icon, you're in the Geek Squad.

[June Diane Raphael]

Got it? Is there any difference between, like, is Anybody at the Genius Bar or it's all the. Everybody's just oh, now that's interesting Squad.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I love first of June. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the dialogue. Welcome to the debate. Thank you for introducing a new tier.

[June Diane Raphael]

Genius Squad as we know them. Like, they're already kind of outdated. So, like, I don't know who's.

[Paul Scheer]

Well, we did. Just so you know, the lore was that the Geek Squad was meeting in an abandoned Best Buy because that's the only place they could kind of hang out without being like, attacked by throngs of people trying to get something from them.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Wow, you've missed a lot, June. You missed a lot.

[June Diane Raphael]

I know, I know.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I mean, all of this happened in. To be clear, I believe one episode.

[June Diane Raphael]

I do feel like I miss the moments that, like, you know, matter. I miss the moments that matter.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, wow, that's a. What a sad thing to say at the beginning of the Howdies.

[June Diane Raphael]

I know. It's not the energy that usually kicks.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Off in a long show. Everybody gets a T shirt. Each of us gets to have our own T shirt. June's right now might be. I miss the moments that matter.

[Paul Scheer]

And you know what? So have our audience because we have not done this show in a very long time. 2016 was the last time that we did a howdy's. And I just want to say, Paul.

[June Diane Raphael]

Just to like, truly, was there a reason we stopped doing the Howdy?

[Paul Scheer]

Yes, because the reason was at the time, our producer, Cody. We love Cody, still with us in, you know, in the grander scheme of how did this get made? But it was so time intensive to get all these clips, find these clips. And the reason why it was even instituted in the first place at a certain point was to give us a little bit of breathing room when we had our. Our first and second child. I believe that those two. How.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Those were the first sets of howdies.

[Paul Scheer]

Yeah, two of the howdies were done in concordance with the birth of our children.

[June Diane Raphael]

That I'm remembering, Paul. That I'm remembering. So I was trying not to miss moments that matter.

[Paul Scheer]

Right.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Here we are doing the third howdies. Is there something you guys would like to announce, June?

[Paul Scheer]

Here. Here's what I will say. Normally we would be covering just a year. Like, if the howdies worked, it would be the year from January to December. That would be it. But instead, this Howdies is covering anything mentioned between episode 139, which is Sarah Michelle Geller in Simply Irresistible, all the way through episode 376.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Wow.

[Paul Scheer]

Sylvester Stallone's driven so 139 to 3 76. It's a wide berth. A wide berth.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

My God.

[Paul Scheer]

Of best of moments. You can imagine a lot of best of moments on the floor.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

A lot of stuff is included in that 10 year span.

[Paul Scheer]

Yes. And I will say, keeping in tradition, no one has voted on this. We have picked the winners arbitrarily on a whim. So don't get mad. You didn't miss the voting because that would again, be time intensive for us to do. Again, we don't have the time.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Also, who cares, right?

[June Diane Raphael]

That part two, not everything. Listen, democracy is dying everywhere. Like, why should the Howdy's be any different?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

If you're mad at the Howdy's, unsubscribe from the podcast. You fundamentally misunderstood what we're here doing.

[Paul Scheer]

Well, now, Jason, I will say though, while you. While you say that with such a full voice, you have still never won a Howdy.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I have not. I have not. And that. Please don't take that as an example of why I am. I think the Howdies are a corrupt organization.

[Paul Scheer]

Oh, my God. That's what. Yes.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yeah. Wait, are we giving a peace prize to our president? Is the. Are we awarding a peace prize to the president? Just like the other corrupt organization known.

[Paul Scheer]

As FIFA, we are giving out an award to our president. We are also going to spend a majority of this episode railing against the Golden Globe organization for not nominating us for podcast. Yes.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I just heard they nominated podcasts. And not only were we not nominated, I assumed we would have already won.

[Paul Scheer]

No. Yeah, no, that's what I thought too. But no, apparently not nominated, did not win.

[June Diane Raphael]

Yeah, those awards are bought and sold.

[Paul Scheer]

Yeah.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

But anyway, disappointing. And if you are angry about it, go somewhere else and tell them. Don't tell us you're angry about it. We're angry too.

[Paul Scheer]

We couldn't afford it. We couldn't do it. We were. We were. We couldn't even afford interns to figure out these howdies. We had to make Scott do it. Scott working overtime for this. Molly working overtime. So anyway, let's get into it. First Audi of the night. We have a lot to get through, obviously. First out of the night is Best Catchphrase.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

The nominees for best Catchphrase are Put her in a bra from episode 162, my stepmother is an Alien. Have you ever ripped a negligee open?

[June Diane Raphael]

No, it was then I just put.

[Paul Scheer]

Her in a bra. By the way, she's practically. I mean, you're seeing a lot in that scene. Anyway, just put her In a bra.

[June Diane Raphael]

Like, and then I loved what she wore.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Keep saying, put her in a bra, you weirdo. Just like, put her in a bra.

[June Diane Raphael]

Stop saying it.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Am I right? Why don't you write put her in a bra, but get realistic, specific.

[June Diane Raphael]

It's about the bra.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Like, why that next lacy bra, you know, real thriller. Just throw her in a bra. Can we get wardrobe over here with some bra options? We're going to put her in it.

[June Diane Raphael]

Put her in it.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Put her in a bra.

[Paul Scheer]

Put her in a bra.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I like when you said throw her in it. That was more violent. I'm just going to check. Chuck her in a bra.

[June Diane Raphael]

First of all.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Just put her right in it. That's a T shirt. Put her in a bra.

[Paul Scheer]

Put her in a bra is the new. Get her done.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Put her in a bra. Put her in a bra. That's just a great thing to end sentences. And I told him to fuck up. Put her in a bra. $90 for cable. Put her in a bra. Hey, put her. Use your blinker, asshole. Put her in a bra.

[Paul Scheer]

I don't need four gelato shops on my block.

[June Diane Raphael]

Put her in a bra.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Geostorm from episode 186. Geostorm. I love this movie. I love Geostorm. Geostorm.

[Paul Scheer]

This is. It's a great movie.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Especially Geostorm. I would like for that to become a thing.

[Paul Scheer]

Oh.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I would like for people to just start screaming Geostorm in public and then not answering questions as to why you did it.

[Paul Scheer]

I feel like the proper response would be to yell back Kumite. I feel like that would be the call and response perhaps. We are very excited to bring, I think, one of our favorite people on.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

The show for yourself.

[Paul Scheer]

Please welcome Jessica St. Clair. Welcome, Jessica.

[June Diane Raphael]

Thank you.

[Paul Scheer]

So exciting to have you here and to put you through this.

[June Diane Raphael]

Yep. Well, the only thing that makes me more sick than a post apocalyptic future movie is one about a natural disaster.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That takes place in the future. That's right.

[June Diane Raphael]

One year in the future.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Right.

[Paul Scheer]

Well, uh.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh. Geo.

[June Diane Raphael]

Storm.

[Paul Scheer]

I say Geo. You say storm.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Geo. Storm. Geo Storm.

[Paul Scheer]

That's great.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Where does the but start from? Episode 140. Mannequin 2 on the move. We have lost our minds. We are just passing around a computer, looking at naked dolls for sale on ebay. Guys, what is happening? There is a cleft there.

[Paul Scheer]

Yeah, I see it.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Nothing there. There is a completely smooth. There's a little camel toe. There's a cloven. There's a little. There's a suggestion of an opening. There's a hint of.

[Paul Scheer]

Well. Cause her Butt has to start.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yeah, her butt has to start. Where does. That brings us A good question.

[Paul Scheer]

Dude, that brings us.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That's brings up a question. Where does the butt start, Paul?

[Paul Scheer]

Well, I'm saying this.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Hey, where does the butt start?

[June Diane Raphael]

Do me a favor. Look up naked Barbie ass or butt.

[Paul Scheer]

I can't. I can't. All right, so this is. This is a naked Barbie butt right here. And then there we go. Look at that.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yeah. Okay. That is genital.

[Paul Scheer]

And it goes underneath. You see, it goes in between.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, my God. What? Well, that's the same thing. The Ken was an old one that had that under.

[Paul Scheer]

Yeah, we're gonna be putting all that.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Guys, what is throw up? Guys, I love that this is where this podcast has gone. You guys need a how did this get made T shirt. That's just Barbie crotch. Yep. And it says where does the butt. How does this get made? Where does the butt start?

[Paul Scheer]

Well, here's a comparison. Oh, this is interesting. 90s. This is interesting. 90s Barbie. 90s Barbie has underwear.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Really?

[Paul Scheer]

But 2000's Barbie doesn't.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

What about earlier? Well, that's like. That's the same as pubic hair.

[June Diane Raphael]

That's not true, Paul.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That's the same as pubic hair. Cause 90s Barbie had a landing strip. In 2000 Barbie had nothing. Oh, my gosh. Oh, boy. This is pretty great.

[Paul Scheer]

I love it all. Well, I think we've talked about everything in this movie that. Oh, I did want to say when that guy. When the bad guy is now re put back together, like, I love it.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

We're not, Paul. We're not gonna recover from this. We're never gonna recover. This is what this show is about. Fuck the moon. From episode 294, Moonfall. What's up, jerks? Fuck the moon. Fuck the moon. Fuck the moon. Fuck the moon. Fuck the moon. Fuck the moon. That's what I'm talking about. La.

[Paul Scheer]

Oh.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

When every time they showed the space shuttle said fuck the moon, I was like, this is the best. Wow. I mean, these are all bangers. These are all bangers. Really?

[Paul Scheer]

I mean, when you look at back, it's like Mannequin two on the move. I believe we were still in the Earwolf studio.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, I for sure. With Agee. I remember this.

[June Diane Raphael]

I remember. Gosh. See, see, I'm getting a little confused because where does the butt start? It sort of reminds me of when Paul had to draw out the picture of the sex pillow.

[Paul Scheer]

Yes. That's a different night.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yeah, we looked it up. I think we Looked it up online. We were looking at pictures of Barbies online or something. That's right.

[Paul Scheer]

So we don't know where the butt starts.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I mean, put her in a bra. So good. So funny. Geostorm, though, to me is. Has taken over it. People yell it to me all. Just recently in New York, multiple people yelled it to me on the street. It is so. It looms so large.

[Paul Scheer]

Gerard Butler yell Geostorm.

[June Diane Raphael]

That's right.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I mean, you know, that's kind of.

[June Diane Raphael]

The name of the podcast in many ways, and maybe we should have submitted that for Golden Globe.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

It's blowing my mind that three of the Howdy eligible catchphrases all came within the same 40 episodes. Episode 140, episode 162 and episode 186.

[June Diane Raphael]

Wow, what a.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

So they're all that. What a fertile era of the podcast.

[June Diane Raphael]

Yeah, the golden age of how did this get made?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

If we were to have gone all the way to contemporary current time, I do think brace yourself would be.

[Paul Scheer]

Brace yourself would be in the mix. But I appreciate that we don't chase it. It happens. It happens organically.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

We don't chase it. We brace it.

[June Diane Raphael]

That also, like, I just don't. I don't want us moving forward to start pandering to the Howdies.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Right.

[Paul Scheer]

We don't want to be creating catchphrases, really.

[June Diane Raphael]

I want us to be, you know, just really rigorous and. And really have each of us have our own standards. Like, it's not about the Howdy's now.

[Paul Scheer]

Look, we don't know what the arbitrary win will be here. Obviously we all believe it's Geostorm, but.

[June Diane Raphael]

The Howdy I said, I did.

[Paul Scheer]

Okay, June, would you like to guess?

[June Diane Raphael]

You know, I have a special place in my heart for where does the butt start? Because what I want us to remember about it is that it was said. It wasn't delivered as a joke.

[Paul Scheer]

Got it.

[June Diane Raphael]

It was in the spirit of inquiry where he was trying to really understand the anatomy of the mannequin and where the butt started.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

It's also, for me, still don't know. One of the very. I remember very memorable times when the entire podcast stopped down for minutes so that we could just laugh. We just. Yes, this caught us and tickled us so much. Where does the butt start? That it was so. As did put her in a bra, to be honest. Two things that were said that were so. That were seized upon.

[June Diane Raphael]

Laughing again.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yeah, seized upon and. And just excavated until we were just dying laughing.

[June Diane Raphael]

Because I think the problem with. I don't know if we ever came to a conclusion of like, where does the but start?

[Paul Scheer]

We. I don't think.

[June Diane Raphael]

I don't think we have that start below. Yeah. Does it depend where you are when you're looking at it?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I'm going to. I feel like it's the kind of thing that we need to. The mistake we made was going to the Internet. I feel like we need to consult like a medical textbook.

[Paul Scheer]

I mean, we will see. But again, it may be all for not because we don't know who the winner is. But I will open up this fake envelope now and say that the howdy for best catchphrase goes to. Oh my gosh. Where does the butt start from? Episode 140, Mannequin 2 on the move.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Wow.

[Paul Scheer]

There it is.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Special guest Steve Agee on the episode from Peacemaker.

[Paul Scheer]

Yes. And you know, I was the one. You're right that to wonder where the but starts. I still don't know. And because you just wait.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Why. Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why do you have to say that you were the one to wonder where does the saying that I'm credit. Why do you need to like, where does the but start one?

[Paul Scheer]

I'm just throwing this out in the.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

So why do you have to take it?

[Paul Scheer]

I'm throwing it in my. I'm throwing it in my sack of. Of how. I just want for keeping track at home.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Why do you have all the old howdies at this?

[Paul Scheer]

How. You know, I. I just bring them all out because it's. It's nice because if I get on the stage at the end for the.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Listener, Paul has produced his howdy set, which we all have one.

[Paul Scheer]

Well, yeah, yours is empty.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Mine is empty as it always is. And yours still has all the old howdy's in it.

[Paul Scheer]

I mean, June did not want me to bring them to the next place that we moved to after we had our children. And I brought them taking up a lot of room next to my Christmas village.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

The howdy's are huge. What a lot of people don't know is the howdy statue is quite large.

[June Diane Raphael]

Yeah. Because we only do it a couple times. Like we really needed to make an impact one way.

[Paul Scheer]

And look, I don't want to take anything away from my win here, but I'm going to think of another one that didn't take on. That should have maybe been a very important catchphrase. Alan. Remember Alan? No, no, you guys don't remember Alan.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Who was it in Ireland?

[Paul Scheer]

Remember in Ireland they kept on yelling out Alan.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, I do Catchphrase.

[Paul Scheer]

All right, all right. Not a catchphrase.

[June Diane Raphael]

That's someone's name.

[Paul Scheer]

All right. Well, anyway, I can't go back. We've already got the winner from episode 140. It's mannequin.

[June Diane Raphael]

I guess. Congratulations.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I hesitate to say that.

[Paul Scheer]

Well, hold on. But here's the thing. You both just asked a very important question. Where does the but start? So we here at how did this get made? We used our hard earned money that we did not use to bribe the people of the Golden Globe organization. We used $9.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

An organization that until very recently was incredibly bribable.

[Paul Scheer]

Oh, very bribable. But you know what? We took our $9. That's what, that's what Sirius gave us to produce the special. We took that full $9 and we gave it to a doctor on cameo to answer the question, where does the but start?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Finally. Hey, Paul, June, Jason. So the question is, where does the butt start? The problem is the butt is not.

[Paul Scheer]

An anatomic turbo here. I already know it's going to be disappointing.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That's why there's confusion about this. It's a bit nebulous, but if you want an anatomic definition as you're working down the torso, it would start at the origin of the gluteus maximus.

[Paul Scheer]

Why is he so put out by this?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Now Google image that anatomy of the gluteal region and you'll see where the butt starts. Hope that answers your question. Take care. Have a great day. Hope you have a remaining week filled with fluids and secretions.

[Paul Scheer]

What?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

All untainted by human pathogens. All right. Oh, God. Oh, well, I mean, I guess the, I, I appreciate the, those well wishes.

[Paul Scheer]

But I, I, I'm, I'm even more.

[June Diane Raphael]

Confused, to be quite honest.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I am, too. And I feel like we must have doctors. Mustn't there be doctors who are listeners and. Yeah. And not just absolute lunatics. Who are our listeners?

[Paul Scheer]

I want to have a little bit more of a smile on his face for that answer.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yeah. Please weigh in, fans of the podcast who are doctors, in fact, who might.

[Paul Scheer]

Yeah.

[June Diane Raphael]

I just feel like he gave us an anatomical word and said Google images.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

He just, and he said gluteus region here.

[June Diane Raphael]

I just did a quick Google and I got an answer.

[Paul Scheer]

What did you, what do you got?

[June Diane Raphael]

Your butt starts at the pelvis.

[Paul Scheer]

Wow.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Hang on.

[Paul Scheer]

We should have paid you $9. That's a better answer if you just said that.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Pelvis.

[June Diane Raphael]

Your butt starts at the pelvis. From the bones, your coccyx.

[Paul Scheer]

But like, well, no. Now, I just googled it, June, and it said the butt starts at the iliac crest, the top of the hip bone.

[June Diane Raphael]

Oh, well, then maybe this is like, I don't know.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

These are, these are the topics that we are getting into here at the Howdy's. Now, perhaps you're thinking you're still only awarding the first howdy. If every howdy takes as long as.

[June Diane Raphael]

Yeah, we got to move.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

We're going to be here a tremendous amount of time. Don't go anywhere because after the break, we'll find out whose howdy sack will be filled with the awards for most bonkers flying entities and June's most savage dislike. Be right back.

[Paul Scheer]

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[Jason Mantzoukas]

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[Paul Scheer]

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[Jason Mantzoukas]

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[Jason Mantzoukas]

Category 2 is most bonkers Flying Entity. And the nominees are the Face in the hurricane from episode 190, the Hurricane Heist.

[Paul Scheer]

But what Makes this movie stand out more than anything in any movie they've ever seen in a movie of this caliber is in the opening sequence when the boys are running away from the hurricane. The house, the roof is ripped off, and what do we see? A fucking face of death. Skeleton in the clouds. The hurricane is personified as evil. Holy shit. More of that, please.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That was a promise that went undelivered.

[June Diane Raphael]

I know.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Although the face does reappear at the end of the movie. But I was like, ooh, sentient storm. Don't mind if I do. The face in the clouds had more acting range than the faces of some of the people in this movie who will remain unnamed because I don't remember their names.

[June Diane Raphael]

What was really strange was that. So the face appears the first time over a terrible tragedy where these people, two boys, watch their father get run.

[Paul Scheer]

Over by a silo.

[June Diane Raphael]

Run over?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yeah, I mean, run over by a.

[Paul Scheer]

Silo in the middle of a cat.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

The poor guy can't even go out. Like a hero trying to, like, fix his truck or whatever. He has to get run over by a. A rolling silo.

[June Diane Raphael]

It would have been like he's like.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Like he's some ball of dough and it's the rolling pin.

[June Diane Raphael]

It was horrible. He should have been, like, trying to help the boys and then get sucked up into the hurricane.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I love it.

[June Diane Raphael]

Face. But what's so strange is. So that face appears when the dad gets run over and then. But it appears again not when I'm.

[Paul Scheer]

Just pulling out the face. Don't worry.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

At the end.

[June Diane Raphael]

You mean at the end, but not in really a critical moment. It appears after all is. I think all is well and good and they're just sort of driving away.

[Paul Scheer]

It's almost like the face is like, you got me.

[June Diane Raphael]

Yeah. That was the energy of, like, first.

[Paul Scheer]

Time I got you. This time you got me.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Dominic Toretto's rope swinging Dodge charger from episode 271F9 the fast saga that Moves where Dom, the bridge is out. And Dom drives at the out bridge.

[June Diane Raphael]

Okay, that.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

And manages to hook a cable against the car and swing the car across the chasm and kind of like it swings and lands on the other side of the chasm in another country, in a safe country. And they survive effortlessly.

[June Diane Raphael]

Wait, is that the same sequence, though? Is that the bridge sequence? Because then there's the other.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

The other car that drives straight up the bridge.

[Paul Scheer]

Yeah.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yes, That's Tyrese. That's the other car. Yes, yes. Same sequence, though.

[Paul Scheer]

They hit the bridge. Tyrese hits the Bridge as it's falling apart like Indiana Jones, Temple of Doom style. And they're getting across it, but by the time they get to the other edge, most of the bridge has fallen down. But they were able to defy gravity and kind of just drive up the stairs.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Vin Diesel sees this as he's rushing, driving towards it, and you see him realize, oh, I know what I'll do. And he does what Jason just described, and it's absolutely insane and makes zero sense. And he's shifting.

[Paul Scheer]

He's shifting a little bit in there too. Like not his body, but like literally the car shifter. And when that car jumps on the bottom ledge of that other mountain on the other side and it flips, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Doesn't explode like the dad's car.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

They're not wearing seatbelts.

[Paul Scheer]

They're not wearing seatbelts. The car like, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip. All the windows are broken. And when you look in the inside, Dom and Letty look like they are ready to go out on a night on the town. There's not a.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Not a marker. They are not a scratch. Jonathan Livingston Siegel from episode 328 Jonathan Livingston Siegel.

[Paul Scheer]

How does Jonathan know anything about miles per hour?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yes, great question. Not only does he know.

[Paul Scheer]

Standing ovation for an observation.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Not only that, but he can. He knows innately the speed he's going.

[Paul Scheer]

Why can't I fly faster than 62 miles an hour?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

He gets. He says he wants to achieve perfect speed. It was like, I feel like Jonathan Livingston Seagull is going to be the next cast member of the Fast and Furious movies. Put him in.

[June Diane Raphael]

Put him in.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I would have loved it if he had a little naus button. Come on. Boom, boom.

[June Diane Raphael]

It's so hard too, because we're hearing those words. But when we're cutting to the close ups of the seagulls, the.

[Paul Scheer]

They're the least expressive animal you could cast.

[June Diane Raphael]

There's nothing going on behind the eyes. There's no need for speed.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Q, the winged Serpent from episode 358. Q the Winged serpent. And listen. Q is a winged serpent. And I'm certain. And is seemingly immortal. I'm not sure, but I'm gonna find.

[Paul Scheer]

Out what a serpent is to have.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

The ability to swoop in. Like having that much momentum.

[June Diane Raphael]

Wingspan too.

[Paul Scheer]

Yes.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That much momentum, that much weight to come in, bite just his head off. It is so delicate.

[June Diane Raphael]

Surgical.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

It is so delicate. Cue. The winged serpent isn't interested in eating your whole body.

[June Diane Raphael]

No. Although there are times where he'll just pick A motherfucker up and fly away.

[Paul Scheer]

I was so excited when he finally grabbed somebody in his claw. I'm like, you got the claws. Use them.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, it's the guy in the pool. It's the guy in the pool, I think is the first claw grab.

[June Diane Raphael]

There are a couple times in the movie like, yes, he.

[Paul Scheer]

Look at that winged serpent, by the way.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, in all of its glory.

[June Diane Raphael]

I really don't like seeing that big muscle.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

It looks like. I'll be honest, a thin dick.

[Paul Scheer]

I was going to say it looks like. It looks like someone. The winged serpent looks like someone who ate a Tootsie Roll and then tried to make it like a dick. And it's like. But it's like, I wish you were a little bit more talented.

[June Diane Raphael]

I got to tell you, I don't remember a single one of these. Except for the seagull, obviously.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yeah. Jonathan Livingston Seagull was, I will say, a really. And that's episode 328, you know, as opposed to the last category. A lot of these are from recent episodes. Well, more recent.

[Paul Scheer]

June. I'm surprised that you don't remember Cue the winged serpent as that. This was the movie that gave you a real shock and scare. You got scared from a kite in that movie. Just like one of the. The actor. You know, like the. The cue. The winged serpent definitely scared you. For me, the face in the hurricane and hurricane heist was very interesting because it's a movie about a hurricane. But then all of a sudden, we've, you know, anthropomorphized it, like, and made it human. That was odd.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I remember that seemed crazy. I agree. That seemed crazy. But the experience, just from the experiential level doing the Jonathan Livingston Seagull show to easily. Easily the most combative audience we've ever performed to, that audience was furious that they had watched this.

[June Diane Raphael]

But by the way, I did not begrudge them that Ex. That.

[Paul Scheer]

Me neither.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Do. Me neither.

[June Diane Raphael]

I was also furious. And I was a host, so it's like we were all locked in a hostage situation.

[Paul Scheer]

Yeah, right.

[June Diane Raphael]

So. And we were all together and we were all mad at each other and turning on each other.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yeah, yeah. It felt. It was a. It was. That episode was. Was very energized. Everything. It felt like every. It feels like every time we go back to New York, we are somehow either reigniting or trying to cool down the temperatures that New York still feels for having been put through this. And yes, Giorgio, I honestly think what.

[June Diane Raphael]

We might need is some sort of a separate from the podcast, to be quite honest, some sort of a healing.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Okay.

[June Diane Raphael]

Sort of sacred saging. I don't know what. But it does feel like a lot is sort of.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Here's what I'll say.

[June Diane Raphael]

Settled.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

You know, we. I think we should probably do. Maybe next time we're in New York.

[Paul Scheer]

Yeah.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

We should sacrifice a seagull.

[Paul Scheer]

You know what? I'm glad that you brought that up.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Sacrifice a seagull on stage one.

[Paul Scheer]

That's willing.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Drink of its blood.

[Paul Scheer]

A willing seagull. You know, we did play when you were not there, June, but we did kind of goose the audience a little bit by playing a clip that Avril Halley made for us about Jonathan Livingston Siegel. And it did irritate them again in New York just very recently. We are definitely putting our fingers in that. In that wound. You know, we are going to. You know, I don't know. I don't know if I want to give it.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

We're fingering your wound, New York.

[Paul Scheer]

Fingering your catchphrase. Is that a catchphrase? All right, let's see what the winner is. The howdy for the most bonkers flying entity goes to. Oh, my gosh. Jonathan Livingston Siegel from episode 328. And oh, my gosh, this is actually very exciting. This is not a category I won. No, Jonathan Livingston Siegel won it. And we actually have Jonathan Livingston Seagull here. Jonathan, take it away. There we go. Wow. Wow.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I mean, I would. You know what we need? And this is just because I don't need to listen to seagulls talk like that all day. We need music to play the winners off.

[Paul Scheer]

Yeah, we do. I, I, you know. Thank you, Jonathan. You could take that. Put that in your sack. It's the last one you're gonna get. Now this next category is near and dear to my heart.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

It is a howdy for June's most savage dislike. And the nominees are breakdancing from episode 188, Body Rock.

[June Diane Raphael]

I'm going to say something that's going to be really harsh, but whenever I see someone breakdancing, I feel embarrassed for them.

[Paul Scheer]

I do. Did you feel embarrassed for that break dancer I just showed you?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Wow.

[Paul Scheer]

Did you feel embarrassed for that?

[June Diane Raphael]

No. I don't define what he was doing as breakdancing. Okay.

[Paul Scheer]

What is he doing?

[June Diane Raphael]

I define breakdancing as getting on the floor like a turtle. Like you're a turtle that can't flip over and just spinning around.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

So you equate.

[June Diane Raphael]

It's harder than it looks.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

You equate breakdancing with Helplessness.

[June Diane Raphael]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

And I'm stuck down here. I can't do that.

[June Diane Raphael]

I want to make this clear. It's not that I don't. You know, I'm not someone who loves, like, high art and ballet and all that stuff like this. I see where this is going, and I want to dispel that myth right away. Like, there's. I love where breakdancing came from and all that. I just. I find it unpleasant to watch. I don't judge. How is your breaking?

[Paul Scheer]

How is your breaking in season two?

[June Diane Raphael]

It's not very good. And that's where I want to say that when you try to learn stuff like this, then you realize the value, because it's very difficult. Just because something is difficult doesn't mean that it's good.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Men who Drink tea from episode 255, a very nutty Christmas.

[June Diane Raphael]

Well, I will tell you, Jessica, I also, I don't like a man who drinks tea. Me neither. Sorry, Jason. I don't want to see a man drinking tea. I don't. I want a man. So you think black cup of coffee.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

So. So, June. But no, no.

[Paul Scheer]

You get angry at me when I drink a black cup of coffee.

[June Diane Raphael]

You're not gonna put anything in it? Too much.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I'm sorry.

[June Diane Raphael]

Hear the word. Sleepy time.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Can I ask a question? So, June, you think hot beverages are gendered?

[June Diane Raphael]

Yeah. When it comes to beverages, coffee is.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Boys, tea is girls.

[June Diane Raphael]

Me, as a heterosexual woman, I'm sure, like, I don't think it's about gender necessarily, but I. I don't want to see my partner drinking tea.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, interesting.

[June Diane Raphael]

I, as a heterosexual woman, I don't want to see a man drinking tea.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Here's what I'll say.

[June Diane Raphael]

I don't want to.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Here's what I'll say. I am so comfortable in my sexuality that I will crush. Okay, here, I'll show you.

[Paul Scheer]

Oh, my gosh. You're going to make him drink tea on camera.

[June Diane Raphael]

Listen, I've done live shows of Jesus. I've seen him drink a cup of tea before. Oh, God.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Soothing caramel. Bedtime. Wow.

[June Diane Raphael]

Take an Ambien like a real man.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Paul's thoughts on Phoebe Cates's sexual awakening from episode 219, Drop Dead Fred.

[June Diane Raphael]

She is sexually repressed.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yes.

[June Diane Raphael]

Phoebe Cates as a grown woman, is sexually repressed.

[Paul Scheer]

So she never touched his dick?

[June Diane Raphael]

I think she did. Because, by the way, Paul, is that your definition of a woman?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

What is happening? What is happening?

[Paul Scheer]

We doing.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

What is this? What are we doing? My pa. Is. This is irresponsible. This is outrageous.

[June Diane Raphael]

So disturbed that you just said that.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

We can't live like this.

[Paul Scheer]

What I was saying was Fred seems so shocked at seeing a penis.

[June Diane Raphael]

No, Paul.

[Paul Scheer]

No.

[June Diane Raphael]

What you're saying, what you just said.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yes.

[June Diane Raphael]

Is that.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yes.

[June Diane Raphael]

What you just said and implied is that for her to be fully, sexually, actually awake in her own body.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yes.

[June Diane Raphael]

The only way we would know that is if she touched a dick or not.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yes. No, no, no.

[June Diane Raphael]

Yourself, my friend.

[Paul Scheer]

Wow. Wow. Wow. Do you remember any of that? Wow.

[June Diane Raphael]

I do. I don't. I do remember that. I do remember that. And looking back, you know, by the way, I'm not afraid to evolve.

[Paul Scheer]

I love that.

[June Diane Raphael]

You know, the way I felt in some of these moments may not be the way I feel now in terms of breakdancing. In terms of men, especially men who drink tea. I've come around on it.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, interesting.

[June Diane Raphael]

Quite a bit. But I absolutely, 100% today feel the same way about what Paul said about Phoebe Cates.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I agree.

[June Diane Raphael]

I feel the same way today as I did on that day. Not.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

And I support you just as much today as I did. Wow.

[Paul Scheer]

Okay. Well, look, I don't want to.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I will always have your back on this. And I feel like. Here's what I'm saying. I'm willing to say to you, Paul.

[Paul Scheer]

Yes.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Please get fucked, buddy. No.

[Paul Scheer]

Okay, okay. Okay.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

This is. I feel like Drop Dead Fred is an episode that we should. Is maybe the only movie we should ever redo.

[Paul Scheer]

Well, I think it's a very misunderstood movie by the both of you, so.

[June Diane Raphael]

Or.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Or we do an episode where Casey comes on and the four of us listen to the episode and react to the episode, because that's something I've never done. I've never listened. I've, of course, experienced the episode, but I've never listened to it. So I wonder if there would be value in recording an episode or doing, like, one of these live streams or. Or something where the show is just an analysis of the episode.

[Paul Scheer]

Well, that's.

[June Diane Raphael]

And I'd love to see how we feel now. I mean, I would hope you and Casey would have evolved.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Got it. If not, you should be. You should be locked up.

[June Diane Raphael]

Yeah. And it's so interesting, Jason, because I think for a long time I was very aware, like, oh, Paul and I are married in real life. And, you know, I don't ever want to feel kind of like, excluded because we have our own thing. I don't ever want him to feel like we're ganging up on Him. And after Drop Dead Fred, I actually then worried about PA being so separate from us. Of course, you know, so different.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. So alone and aligned with Casey. You know what I mean? Like, just knowing, like, when in his darkest moments, all he has Casey to cling to, not either of us, you know?

[Paul Scheer]

And this kind of speaking that you guys are both doing, this man, Woman speaking that you guys are having is to me indicative of very much a team sanity point of view. Not a free, lovin', freewheeling discussion. Very pointed. Very much coming with consequence. And so I do think you've evolved. You've evolved to team sanity.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

You don't tell us we evolved. Hey, you don't tell us we've evolved.

[Paul Scheer]

Anyway, the howdy for June's most savage dislike goes to Paul's thoughts on Phoebe Cate's sexual awakening from episode 219, Drop Dead Fred. So I'm going to take that one here.

[June Diane Raphael]

That's not for you.

[Paul Scheer]

Put it in my sack.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

How does that not go to June? These are June's most savage dislikes.

[Paul Scheer]

Is this. Yes, I assisted that one.

[June Diane Raphael]

Well, we all assisted all of these. First of all, I can tell you, we all led you into the catch.

[Paul Scheer]

My thoughts. My thoughts assisted that. So I want to split.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

So, like, if. If it was. If men who drink tea.

[Paul Scheer]

Yeah.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Had won, I would get it because I was the tea drinker in question.

[Paul Scheer]

Well, it's. I would have to talk to the judge.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I got him. I fucked him.

[Paul Scheer]

I would have to talk to the judge about that. I would have to. Because I. I believe that June was basing that men who drink tea on the film. Then you just happen to drink.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, this is real. Here's what I will say.

[Paul Scheer]

I'm gonna.

[June Diane Raphael]

So unreal.

[Paul Scheer]

I'm gonna ving Rhames this and give to June. June, would you like to say anything?

[June Diane Raphael]

No, I first of all, like, I don't want to accept it. Of course. It's my award. I'm going to take it. Right.

[Paul Scheer]

I just gave it to.

[June Diane Raphael]

You got it. And now I have it. I'm gonna put it in my sack.

[Paul Scheer]

All right. That's great. It's great. And I will say, large. Yeah. Paul's name is on that. No, June is on that award. If you look at that. Engrave his own name on Paul's thoughts on Phoebe Cates.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Wait, how are the. How are the winners already engraved before the envelopes have even been opened again?

[Paul Scheer]

This is serious. Trying to get ahead of the curve. They were. They. If we could.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I just want to say this organization is corrupt. I don't believe in it. I think I'm willing to say now I bet I'm going to win none.

[Paul Scheer]

You know, don't, don't, don't think that, Jason. Don't think that.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

You know what? I'm trying to go in with an open mind, but I don't like how this is going. Kids, tell your parents you're staying up late tonight because there are plenty more howdies up for grabs after this brief word from our sponsors.

[Paul Scheer]

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[Jason Mantzoukas]

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[Paul Scheer]

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[Jason Mantzoukas]

For 20 years and we like to reach out to kind of get advice on how to live our lives. It's called I need you guys. Should I give my baby fresh vegetables?

[Paul Scheer]

Can I drink the water at the hospital?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

My landlord plays the trombone and I.

[Paul Scheer]

Can'T ask him to stop.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

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[Jason Mantzoukas]

Best Second Opinion Review and the nominees are Chieftain's review of the Phantom from episode 142 the Phantom.

[Paul Scheer]

This movie rocks. And yes, I'd say that into anyone's face because this guy taught me to stand up to bullies and to do what was right when I saw something going on that was wrong? Sure, it got me punched by a few. Sorry. Sure, it got me punched a few times. But it's movies and ideas like this that make a person stronger than he or she thinks that they are. And it creates something that I like to call character. The one thing that's actually lacking in the things that most kids see nowadays besides respect.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Wow.

[Paul Scheer]

So call me an old crab apple, say that I'm over the hill and even laugh at me as I walk past you. But God, I'll be right there saving you when you need me to. So go ahead and put this movie down as a flop. Go right ahead and listen to that idiot friend of yours that smokes that crap and tries to turn you to his side by putting guys like this down. See how far you'll get listening to him. Or rent this or Clint Eastwood's Gran Torino and Sit down with your. And sit down with your kids and teachers them a thing or two about how a person should react in the face of danger. How respecting another person can make people proud. Because that's what this world needs now, kids that we can be proud of. Enough said. Five stars.

[June Diane Raphael]

Wow.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That's amazing. Rush N Shill's review of Ronal the Barbarian from episode 341. Ronal the Barbarian.

[Paul Scheer]

Get ready for this next one. Just wanted to kind of lay the groundwork with this. Rush N Schill in November of 2013 wrote a review titled Great movie. And here we go. The Young Mariners Society is a small nautical league of aspiring seafaring boys that I run from my boat here in Iowa.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Hang on a second.

[June Diane Raphael]

This is a confession.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I'm so sorry. True or false? Iowa, landlocked.

[Paul Scheer]

We spend countless nights on my boat just a few yards from the lake.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Is this admissible in court? I'll turn it over to Lockhart and Gardner to figure out if they can figure it out. That's right. I'm into season five of the Good Wife. Everybody.

[Paul Scheer]

Get ready when I show up. Who am I? Ooh, I'm a lawyer. Okay, here we go. I love that show. Eventually, when the repairs are complete, we'll take the boat out on the water. I know I worked those boys hard this summer, but it was the only way I knew how to prepare them for manhood. Much of their training was based off the television show Deadliest Catch, along with movies Cabin Boy and Down Periscope.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

What? Kids should not watch some of those.

[Paul Scheer]

Upon graduation, several of my well instructed little seamen have taken upon themselves little Seamen have taken upon themselves the distinguished title of Mariner. Winning the rope swinging competition this past summer with my boys. I gave them a night off from our rigorous activities.

[June Diane Raphael]

I just got to remind everyone this is an Amazon review. Yeah, I just don't want to get lost in the sauce. Like someone wrote this.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

This isn't an article where they're like, we uncovered this journal entry from the most prolific Iowan pedophile in history.

[June Diane Raphael]

This is an Amazon review.

[Paul Scheer]

Okay, Winning the rope swinging competition this past summer with my boys, I gave them a night off from our rigorous activities to enjoy a little R and R with a movie night. Without a doubt, they earned it. This movie was selected for its theme of maturation from boy to man to everyone's delight, this movie was a hit. Family values galore. And no home should be complete without it. Five stars.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I don't know what's going on unless that has been written from jail. I am flummoxed by that. Jay's review of 50 Shades of Gray from episode 33850 Shades of Gray this.

[Paul Scheer]

Movie was very hot and steamy. I am very happy with the purchase of this movie. It was definitely worth the buy. It made me all tingly inside. The actors were quality actors. Anna was a little annoying, but I would buy the movie again. I mean I would recommend buying this movie for a little bit of romance in your life. The movie was definitely hardcore and I think I would buy the movie again. I even bought the sequel to the book and I'm super excited for 50 Shades Darker to come out in theaters. I have a whole year to wait, but I'm really excited for it to come out. I love the movie so much that I can't wait. I watched this again last night before I went to bed and then I woke up and watch it again and I started thinking about it.

[June Diane Raphael]

Nope.

[Paul Scheer]

You should totally buy this movie and you should buy the book. It will make you feel hot. You will definitely need a napkin after watching this movie. Christian is an amazing actor and he is so hot. I would buy this movie.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Christian is an amazing actor.

[Paul Scheer]

I would buy this movie 904 million more times purchase this. This story is well written and whenever I was watching this movie it put me in an amazing mood. I was always better after reading these novels and watching this movie. I would say buy it and I would say watch it alone and then read the book alone too. And then you'll be fine. Feeling like a million bucks in no time.

[June Diane Raphael]

That guy died in an ocean of his own gin.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Rip hold on, we should cut.

[June Diane Raphael]

I am a mom, Rip.

[Paul Scheer]

And my kids drive me absolutely crazy. They yell all the time, and whenever I get them down for naps, I pull out my Kindle and I start reading this book. Or I bring out my iPad and I watch it. I forget about being a mom for a few minutes and I can actually fantasize about being the character. And then I'm snapped back into reality. When they wake up and I wait for them to sleep, I start counting the minutes until they are sleeping so I can read my book and watch my movie. I even pull it out while the kids are watching TV or my husband is watching the game. I would recommend this movie to all my girlfriends. It is a hot read and definitely something I would watch again.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I already have.

[Paul Scheer]

These kind of movies are my favorite. I love the dominance of the male character and I'm very pleased with my purchase. Buy this movie for a bit of hot and heavy romance. You will not be dissatisfied. Happy watching. Ladies and gentlemen, I am very happy with the purchase of this movie.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Five stars. Whoa. Oh, my God.

[Paul Scheer]

Wow. Again, another category where I am so serving up some great. Can I just say one thing?

[June Diane Raphael]

You didn't write these reviews. Okay? So you.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

You read them.

[June Diane Raphael]

That's you.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

You. This is. You always read the Amazon reviews. You didn't write these.

[Paul Scheer]

Okay, sure, sure, sure.

[June Diane Raphael]

And actually a couple times, Jason, where I've said to him, like, we can read them too.

[Paul Scheer]

Yeah, Scott, cut this part out. Cut this part out.

[June Diane Raphael]

No, leave it in. We could read them.

[Paul Scheer]

Cut this part out.

[June Diane Raphael]

You want to read them. You do read them like this. But any one of us could. We all.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

And the reality is that the people that wrote these reviews are deserving of the award.

[Paul Scheer]

You.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

You are the middleman in this.

[Paul Scheer]

Okay, all right, sure.

[June Diane Raphael]

You know, say one other thing. Paul and I don't want to do this. I want this to be a night of celebration.

[Paul Scheer]

Yeah, I would love it to be like.

[June Diane Raphael]

But. But, like, you don't even curate. You don't even go through and look at all the reviews and pick them. You are handed a packet from our producers.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yeah, like, what if. What if I got handed the package?

[Paul Scheer]

You know, Molly.

[June Diane Raphael]

Yeah, Molly probably get the award.

[Paul Scheer]

Molly. Look, Molly definitely gives me a list that I then curate, you know, so.

[June Diane Raphael]

Again, it is go through a couple that she gives because she's gone through all of them.

[Paul Scheer]

Hmm. Interesting. Here's what I'll say.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I bet. I bet this. I bet Molly doesn't even have a howdy sack.

[Paul Scheer]

Molly like, Molly, do you Have a howdy sack.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I have an off brand howdy sack.

[June Diane Raphael]

I made it myself.

[Paul Scheer]

But it's just as good as all of your fancy howdy sacks.

[June Diane Raphael]

By the way, Jason, do you see how big Paul's howdy sack is?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Well, it's, you know what?

[Paul Scheer]

Got to hold all them.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Well, it's, it's bigger than the one I was given 10 years ago. So that means Paul has had new howdy sacks made and he has. The one that he made for himself is bigger than the one. I never even got this new one.

[Paul Scheer]

You know, look, look, I, I, I didn't have time to get it in the mail.

[June Diane Raphael]

All the sheets off of our bed and sewed them together.

[Paul Scheer]

Yes, I did.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

If you're at home and you want to make yourselves a howdy sack and show it off Paul, where should they send the pictures?

[Paul Scheer]

They should send the pictures. Put it on the discord. The disconnected discord. You can put it in it. Yeah. Sor. All right, well, you know what? All of that to be said, whether I'm deserving of this or Molly is or Scott, who cares? Let's not argue about it. Let's just say that the winner for the best second opinion review goes to. Oh, this is a good one. Jay's review of Fifty Shades of Gray from episode 339, Fifty Shades of Gray. This, this is, honestly, I have to say, all kidding aside, I want to be very serious. One of the best five star reviews ever. It's it.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Yes.

[June Diane Raphael]

This is a, this is an unraveling.

[Paul Scheer]

It is like it's a woman on the verge. Yes. And in the honesty in which they can reveal themselves in the five star review, and we know we're weeding out the people who are trying to just get on the show. This is not someone trying to get on the show. This is somebody who is very much into 50 shades of gray.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, yeah, no, the earnestness and the revelatory confessions inside of it are pretty amazing.

[Paul Scheer]

Pretty amazing. Now, moving on. You know, our movies tend to have a lot of heroic first responders, but thankfully those first responders don't always make the smartest decisions.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Most baffling choice by a first responder. And the nominees are. The paramedic who used her hair clip as a clamp from episode 315, ambulance. Jake and, and Will and Cam are sweating.

[Paul Scheer]

And then they open this poor dude up.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, yeah, his spleen explodes.

[Paul Scheer]

They use a hair clip as a.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Clamp and it works. And she, I mean, she takes it.

[Paul Scheer]

From her disgusting, dirty hair.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Doesn't you know, like normally in a movie, like when they're doing like fake surgery, like in a restaurant with a pen knife, she'll take some vodka and pour it on the knife. She did not even bother to take.

[Paul Scheer]

Any rubbing alcohol in the back of.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

This rig to fix her disgusting hair clip. She puts it in there and then closes him up. And he's fine. And he's fine. By the end of the movie, he's fine. Oh, my God, it's just so great. He's in better shape than everybody else in the movie. He's like, I saw everything. I know what's up. And they're like, my guy, you have a banana clip in your body. And then he's like, you've got a scrunchie in your body. Did you have your hand in me? And she's like, oh, yeah. I was way in there. And she said, I'm up in his guts. She said, he's like, he's coming too. He's coming too. No, I'm up in his guts. What?

[June Diane Raphael]

It's interesting because in these movies, I. I did have the thought at one point, like, oh, Michael Bay is going to want her hair down. He's going to want to get her hair down. Oh, and the way he did it.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I love. I love this is successful.

[June Diane Raphael]

It. It was successful. And it was also like, wow, could not have imagined that.

[Paul Scheer]

Oh, my God.

[June Diane Raphael]

You know what?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Read these texts. Thank you.

[Paul Scheer]

No, she really is going to expect the shit out of this.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

The lady cop who cooked latkes from episode 343, samurai cop and I'll talk about this.

[Paul Scheer]

They pour hot oil on the lady cop. And I kept on thinking, what is she making? French fries.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

How much hot oil? Hang on. She is at the. She's at the stove, right? She takes the thing. Frying pan off the stove, goes to the freezer. She goes to the freezer, opens it, bends down to do I don't know.

[June Diane Raphael]

What, cool it off.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Comes back up and is back up at the thing.

[June Diane Raphael]

I was haunted.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

By doing what? She also has a large bandage on her calf.

[June Diane Raphael]

I didn't see that.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Which I was unsettled by.

[June Diane Raphael]

I didn't see that.

[Paul Scheer]

Maybe Joe Samurai tried to put it in the wrong place.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Right. Right here.

[Paul Scheer]

Yeah.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

With his little dick.

[June Diane Raphael]

I. I really wonder. So when she went to the freezer, I was like, is she cooling off the oil? Like, did it get too hot? But that amount of oil, just business. What was she doing with it? Latkes.

[Paul Scheer]

I mean, how does she.

[June Diane Raphael]

Sunday make Sense of it.

[Paul Scheer]

Sunday is latke day.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Frozen latkes.

[June Diane Raphael]

Of course.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

It's the only thing that makes sense. She's preparing frozen latkes, by the way.

[Paul Scheer]

Can we just talk about the timeline of that day?

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Holy shit.

[Paul Scheer]

That. That should be. That should be the shirt. Lady cop Latkers.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, my God, I love that. The paramedics who treat all wounds with chest Compressions from episode 346, Madame Webb. Thank God. She has taught all three girls the only piece of health, the only piece of life saving. She's taught them all cpr. Chest compressions are good for everything. Every single call, she goes on as a paramedic. Chest compressions. You would think from this movie. Because there's somebody, the EMT who gets injured in the ambulance and he's covered in blood, he's clearly has injuries and she's just giving him chest. I believe he would have lived if she had treated. If she treated his actual injuries.

[Paul Scheer]

She pushed his heart out of his body.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

He had open wounds and she just was like, chest compressions.

[Paul Scheer]

I will say this. One of the cool things that they do in that sequence is how they have to work together to do a chest compression. Because, you know, sometimes you get like tired and you're like, somebody get in here. Finish my chest compression.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

That's after minutes. After minutes. They switch after like five seconds.

[June Diane Raphael]

Yes. But I was actually glad. As somebody who's always up to date on her cpr, I was glad. Thank you so much. I was glad to see. See, like, yeah, people do get tired. If you're doing it correctly, you do tire out pretty quickly. And so it is important for other people to come in on the beat.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Absolutely.

[Paul Scheer]

And by the way, I agree with all this, but it would also lead me to believe that at the end they would all take turns to revive.

[June Diane Raphael]

Yeah, they didn't do that.

[Paul Scheer]

Only two. Yep, only two.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

They do switch once.

[Paul Scheer]

Why? After like two pumps, you're calling them.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

A two pump chump. You're calling these teenage girls. Paul Scheer is calling these teenage girls two pump chumps.

[June Diane Raphael]

Wow.

[Paul Scheer]

And the howdy for most baffling choice by a first responder goes to. Yes, the paramedics who treat open wounds with chest Compressions from episode 346, Madame Web.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

I mean, from one of our absolute favorite, Madame Web. I mean, love it. Really wonderful stuff. We love. We love to be able to visit again to step foot in the webiverse.

[Paul Scheer]

I love that. And also I remember, I think I'm correct in this, that we do have a shirt with bloody handprints on it that says, like, I went to Madame Web's CPR school, which I do. I do enjoy Madame Web. The gift that keeps on giving. Really, truly.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Like something that will, I think, live on for a long time. It is. It's a special one. More so than Morbius, More so than a lot of the other ones in this world that we did. This one is. This one's pretty spectacular.

[Paul Scheer]

Oh. Unfortunately, Adam Scott could not be here tonight. Yes. But he did want me to say something, share it with you all. Paul, when you take on the responsibility, great power will come. Wow. Pretty solid words. And you know what? I will just accept this award on his behalf. Yeah, I'm gonna take the responsibility here.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

So this is how you win.

[Paul Scheer]

Let me just put that in my sack and say thank you.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

This should go, cuz you zipped it up.

[June Diane Raphael]

See, there's a lock on there.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

How do you have a.

[Paul Scheer]

You.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

You have a luggage lock on your Howie bag?

[Paul Scheer]

Yeah, of course. I. These are hot items. I mean, you know, you see some of these on ebay. June.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

June, yes.

[Paul Scheer]

Saw some of them on ebay.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Have you been selling your How?

[June Diane Raphael]

I haven't been selling. I've been selling Paul's howdy sacks.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Oh, smart.

[June Diane Raphael]

Because there have been so many.

[Paul Scheer]

Well, there was a couple left in that one. That last one. There's a couple left in there.

[June Diane Raphael]

Please don't know.

[Paul Scheer]

Okay, Please. Anyway, I'll take this award. I'm throwing it in my sack.

[Jason Mantzoukas]

Congrats to Paul on another howdy added to his sack. Will Jason finally win his first Howdy Award? Find out this Friday in part two of the third annual how did this get made? Howdy awards. See you then.

[Paul Scheer]

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[Jason Mantzoukas]

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[Paul Scheer]

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[Jason Mantzoukas]

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