Series Recommendation: Woodbine - How i Died

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June Parker (0:01)

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Vince (1:43)

Hey everybody, Vince here and man, do I have a podcast recommendation for you from the creators of the award winning horror fiction podcast Parkdale Haunt comes Woodbine, a supernatural mystery about monsters, love and new beginnings. Parkdale Haunt was one of my favorite shows when it was running and I was super excited when they launched Woodbine this fall. The first season is available now and the series follows queer vampire detectives, namely Beatrice and her boss Grace, as they investigate cases in an urban fantasy setting. Each week the crew solves a new mystery, encountering characters such as Mothman, the Boogeyman, and a literal brain in a vat, all while trying to get to the bottom of the mystery of who killed Bea. The podcast is a mixture of horror comedy and urban fantasy with romance elements made for lovers of Supernatural and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Again, two fantastic TV shows. So check out Woodbine anywhere you listen to podcasts and stick around for the first episode right now.

Beatrice Ash (3:16)

It was an unusually warm September day when it happened. I was at work typing up some notes my coworker Grace had left for me to transcribe. Grace Hawthorne. Nice lady. Bit of an old soul, but we get along. We're friends. She's the main detective here at the agency. I mean, she's the only detective. I'm just an assistant mostly. I take notes, call clients, whatever is needed. But I join her out on the field sometimes, helping with cases, digging around. I hope I have the chops to actually move up the ladder here. Well, it's not really much of a ladder. It's a step stool. Perhaps it's a small workplace. Woodbine Agency. Located just near Woodbine subway station. Not the most creative name, but, hey, I didn't pick it. A tiny detective agency with tiny cases. Stuff too small for anyone major to care about, but too big for one person to handle. It's not bad. Good benefits, dental. Have to admit, I'd been hoping for a promotion. And Grace has definitely been taking more of an interest in me as of late. But none of this is important right now. As for me, my name is Beatrice Ash, but everyone who knows me well calls me Bea. I like it, B. It sounds bouncy, bright, sweet. All these things that I just feel like I'm not now. People who've just met me call me Beatrice, and it makes me feel like I'm still in school. The teacher's voice barking it out across the classroom, the kids making jokes about it. And young me wishing my parents gave me a cool contemporary name like Kayla or Ashley or Misty. But no Beatrice. An old lady name. Grace likes it, although I'm not sure why. But, yeah, that's why I get called by people who barely know me. As for people who don't know me at all, well, they don't call me anything. For example, the guy who walked into the office a few minutes ago and started stabbing me. He didn't even look at the nameplate on the desk. He just got to work and, well, here I am.

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Series Recommendation: Woodbine" How I Died by Audiohm Media
Release Date: November 27, 2024

Episode Overview

In the gripping episode titled "Series Recommendation: Woodbine," How I Died delves deep into the mysterious events unfolding in the peculiar town of Springfield. Forensic pathologist Jonathan Spacer is on a quest to understand the escalating body count, but the narrative takes a supernatural turn as secrets about Jonathan himself begin to surface. This episode intricately weaves themes of mystery, romance, and the supernatural, offering listeners a captivating journey through deception and transformation.

Introduction to Characters

Beatrice Ash

Beatrice Ash, often referred to as Bea, is an assistant at the Woodbine Agency located near the Woodbine subway station. Aspiring to climb the ranks, Bea is characterized by her reflective nature and underlying vulnerabilities. Her encounter with a violent attacker sets the stage for the episode's central conflict.

Grace Hawthorne

Grace Hawthorne serves as the sole detective at the Woodbine Agency. A poised and enigmatic figure, Grace becomes Bea's unexpected savior after a brutal attack. Her mysterious demeanor hints at deeper secrets, especially as the episode progresses into supernatural revelations.

The Violent Attack and Transformation

At [05:28], the episode takes a dramatic turn when Bea is violently stabbed by an unknown assailant. The ensuing struggle between Bea and Grace reveals unexpected dynamics:

Beatrice Ash [05:28]: "The guy who walked into the office a few minutes ago and started stabbing me. He didn't even look at the nameplate on the desk."

Grace's immediate response to save Bea leads to a revelation that changes Bea's existence forever.

Grace's Revelation: Embracing Vampirism

Grace Hawthorne discloses a life-altering secret to Bea, transforming her into a vampire to save her from death. This pivotal moment unfolds between [12:05] and [17:18], where Grace explains the supernatural intervention:

Grace Hawthorne [12:05]: "I'm a vampire."

Bea grapples with disbelief and confusion, questioning the very essence of her reality and the nature of her savior.

Beatrice Ash [14:21]: "I understand the words that you just said. They are words that make sense in my head. I comprehend them. It's just that they are words that don't make any sense in the context of real life."

Grace elaborates on the mechanics of vampirism, addressing common lore and debunking myths:

Grace Hawthorne [14:22]: "A vampire. You know, a mythological undead creature said to feed on the blood of the living. An aspiratu, A creature of the night, A bloodsucker."

Adapting to a New Existence

As Bea begins to adjust to her vampiric state, the episode explores the challenges and conveniences that come with immortality. Discussions around vampire lore, such as avoiding sunlight and managing blood hunger, dominate the dialogue between [17:37] and [34:34].

Beatrice Ash [29:21]: "It's like hunger was mixed in a blender with desire and lust. And I just want something. But I can't. I can't. And I won't. I will not be ravenous."

Grace offers practical advice and support, attempting to ease Bea into her new life while addressing the emotional turmoil involved.

Investigating the Attack: A Joint Effort

Determined to uncover the motive behind her stabbing, Bea and Grace decide to revisit the crime scene—the Woodbine Agency office. This segment, ranging from [37:09] to [47:55], presents a meticulous examination of evidence and fragmented memories.

Bea's recollections are hazy, filled with sensory overload and disjointed memories:

Beatrice Ash [40:36]: "He was tall. He had on a coat and a medical mask on his face. And he was also wearing a scarf, which I thought was weird cause it's warm out."

Grace analyzes the scene, noting peculiarities such as the taken business cards and the methodical nature of the attack, suggesting premeditation.

Grace Hawthorne [43:12]: "He took a card. Proof that he's been here."

Unveiling Further Mysteries: The Arrival of Lennox

As Bea and Grace delve deeper into the investigation, tensions rise with the introduction of Lennox, a figure from Grace's past. This confrontation occurs in a dream sequence at [56:26], blending reality with supernatural elements.

Lennox confronts Grace about her actions, hinting at betrayal and unresolved conflicts:

Lennox [57:13]: "You were born here, in this cemetery. You remember, don't you?"

Grace counters with anger and determination, seeking to unveil the truth behind the attack:

Beatrice Ash [57:46]: "He puts his hand on my shoulder and I tense my body torn between repulsion and the grounding of a familiar touch. I don't know. But if this was you, I am going to prove it. And I am going to make you pay."

Climactic Showdown and Ongoing Mysteries

The episode reaches a climactic tension as Lennox challenges Grace, questioning her motives and decisions. Bea finds herself entangled in a web of supernatural politics and personal vendettas, leaving listeners eager for resolution in subsequent episodes.

Grace Hawthorne [57:34]: "Did you do this, Lennox? Did you kill Bee?"

Notable Quotes

Beatrice Ash on Transformation:

Beatrice Ash [16:45]: "I want to say that my head is throbbing. That my eyes burn. That I feel a shiver running through me, but I don't. Just this endless numbness that is settling across my skin like lukewarm water."
Grace Revealing Her Nature:

Grace Hawthorne [12:05]: "I'm a vampire."
Bea's Struggle with New Needs:

Beatrice Ash [29:21]: "It's like hunger was mixed in a blender with desire and lust. And I just want something. But I can't. I can't. And I won't. I will not be ravenous."
Investigation Insights:

Grace Hawthorne [43:12]: "He took a card. Proof that he's been here."
Climactic Confrontation:

Beatrice Ash [57:46]: "He puts his hand on my shoulder and I tense my body torn between repulsion and the grounding of a familiar touch. I don't know. But if this was you, I am going to prove it. And I am going to make you pay."

Conclusion

"Series Recommendation: Woodbine" masterfully blends elements of mystery and the supernatural, offering a narrative rich with character development and suspense. As Bea transitions into her vampiric existence under Grace's guidance, the episode sets the stage for deeper explorations into Springfield's dark secrets and the intricate relationships between its enigmatic inhabitants. Listeners are left on the edge of their seats, anticipating the unraveling of truths that lie beneath the town's eerie facade.

Featured Series Recommendation: "Woodbine"

In this episode, How I Died highlights another captivating podcast series, "Woodbine," described as a supernatural mystery featuring queer vampire detectives. Vince praises "Woodbine" for its engaging blend of horror, comedy, urban fantasy, and romance, likening it to beloved shows like Supernatural and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Listeners are encouraged to explore "Woodbine" for a thrilling auditory experience filled with intriguing characters and suspenseful storytelling.

Vince [01:43]: "Creepy supernatural mystery about monsters, love and new beginnings... it's a mixture of horror comedy and urban fantasy with romance elements made for lovers of Supernatural and Buffy the Vampire Slayer."

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