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Hymns for the road is a fiction podcast that often takes place inside a moving vehicle. Listener discretion is advised while driving. General content warnings are listed in the show notes.
Glass
I am a pilgrim and a stranger traveling through this wearisome land. And I've got a home in the city not made by him. I thought a mother, a sister and a brother who have gone to that sweet home. I am determined to go and see them.
Amber
Good Lord.
Glass
Overhear that.
Silver
I'm sure.
Copper
We'Ll find one soon. Amber. Don't you worry.
Amber
I'm dying.
Glass
You're not dying.
Amber
We made it past the solstice just for me to die like this. Whoa, is. Amber.
Copper
You'll be fine. We just need to find a vending machine.
Silver
That last gas station was pretty cheap.
Glass
Yeah, I think they really liked our. Our solstice offer.
Silver
Can we talk about something else?
Glass
Sure thing, copper.
Copper
Wish you still had your cards, Glass. It'd be nice to get a hint about where we're off to.
Glass
Yeah, I. I wish I had him too.
Silver
Maybe we'll find something else you can use.
Glass
Maybe, though. Gotta find some meds for Amber first.
Amber
I just want to be able to get better the normal way instead of running around like this.
Copper
Maybe someday.
Silver
Someday when we find the somewhere better, we won't have to bribe anybody to get things anymore.
Amber
Sounds great. Wake me up when we get there.
Glass
You know, now that it's getting closer to spring, maybe sometime I can try.
Copper
You're not standing up out of the sunroof, darling.
Glass
Oh.
Silver
What are you writing?
Glass
I am drawing this time.
Amber
You suck at drawing. What even is that?
Glass
It's a rabbit.
Silver
That doesn't look like a rabbit.
Glass
It looks funny and that's all that matters.
Silver
I didn't mean you should throw it away.
Copper
You're not littering, are you?
Glass
Of course not. It's art. I'm sure somebody will grab it.
Amber
Nobody's gonna want your crappy edible drying glass.
Glass
You never know. You drinking your Water, Amber.
Amber
Of course I'm drinking my stupid water.
Glass
Copper. Are they drinking their water? Copper? Hey. You all right?
Silver
Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm.
Glass
Oh. Okay, okay, okay. Take it easy.
Silver
I don't. I don't think this is a normal sickness.
Glass
Yeah, I'm getting that.
Copper
I'm pulling over. How you holding up, cop?
Silver
Not great. Better than a moment ago, though.
Amber
Still, if I thud there, I don't.
Copper
Think we're gonna make it to a vending machine, Glass. I think we're gonna have to do the healing ritual ourselves.
Glass
How are you feeling, Silver?
Copper
Peachy.
Glass
Silver?
Copper
Just. Just a bit of headache, that's all.
Glass
Yep. We're cursed.
Amber
We already do that.
Glass
No, that's good. That means it's something we can. We can. We can fix. Oh, nuts.
Silver
Ritual stuff is in the back. It's at the bottom.
Glass
Silver and I can handle it before it gets much worse for you, too. Just. Okay. I can handle it before I get much worse. Jeez, Was the cooler always this heavy? What do we even have in here?
Silver
It's empty.
Glass
Fantastic.
Silver
Silver.
Copper
Ever heard of a migraine, Copper?
Silver
Yeah.
Copper
Yeah.
Silver
Are you okay?
Glass
I'm good.
Amber
Glass has it, too.
Copper
You should sit down, sweetheart.
Glass
Yeah. I do not feel good.
Silver
Maybe I should get the things.
Copper
No, you should not.
Glass
Okay. Okay. I have an idea. But you all have to trust me. Hm?
Copper
Trust you with what?
Glass
Hang on.
Copper
Trust you with what, Glass?
Amber
Kill me, Glass. Do it. End my misery. Is that a damn haiku?
Glass
Just trust me, okay?
Amber
I'm writing a haiku. About us being sick?
Glass
Yes.
Silver
What did you just. What did you just do? Why do you keep throwing paper around?
Glass
Give it a second. I'm not sure if it's going to work.
Aster
That was a beautiful poem. I did not know what it meant.
Amber
What?
Glass
Hey.
Aster
Sorry. I'm sorry I. I frightened you all again.
Glass
I think maybe a little.
Aster
It seems all your friends are laying on the ground. Oh, that did not look like it was good.
Glass
Yeah, it's not.
Aster
It seems something has happened.
Silver
I think my stomach is eating itself.
Glass
I can't. I can't ask you for help. Not formally.
Aster
Your voice sounds rather unusual.
Glass
Yeah, my head's full of snot and so is theirs.
Aster
Snot? I don't know if that's normal for humans.
Copper
Not this kind.
Aster
I'm assuming that your head is also full of snot.
Copper
No, my head is full of broken glass and beads.
Aster
I am confused.
Glass
They've got a headache. Aster.
Aster
Ah.
Amber
Klaus. What is going on?
Glass
Oh, right. This is Aster, and they sell me divination.
Silver
What?
Amber
This is the theme? The way you were being vague about after you lost those dumb cards.
Silver
We saw them in that swap.
Aster
And also, we are.
Glass
Stop. Okay? We can get into debt later when we're not all dying.
Copper
Glass, this is a bad idea. You got enough debt already.
Silver
Debt?
Aster
I don't need to take payment for anything. If, for example, I overheard you all talking about whatever thing would help at the moment, and I happen to do that thing of my own accord. You understand?
Copper
Yo. I don't trust this Silver.
Silver
I will literally take whatever help I can get right now. I will kill you. I will strangle you with my hands.
Amber
Jeez. Copper.
Glass
Guys, I think we should try getting the ritual stuff out of the trunk.
Aster
There are a lot of things in this trunk, class.
Silver
Are you talking about the navy blue duffel bag? The one that has what's left of our ritual stuff in it?
Glass
Yes, that is the bag I am talking about. Copper.
Aster
Ah.
Copper
I think my skull is gonna pop like a balloon.
Aster
I seem to have found something.
Amber
Was it the dark blue duffel bag, or was it the light black? What?
Glass
No. What does light black mean?
Silver
It's the dark blue one.
Aster
I thought this one was dark blue.
Glass
The stuff sure is. Not in the black one. Is in a different bag.
Aster
Oh. I don't know what this is.
Glass
That's a tire iron.
Aster
I wonder what it's for.
Glass
It's for changing the tires.
Amber
I think I'm dying.
Silver
You're not dying, Amber. You're just dramatic.
Amber
How do you know I'm not? Kitty. She's come to rescue us.
Aster
That is a cat. How nice. I wasn't aware you had one of those.
Silver
She visits us a lot. And she's a very good girl.
Aster
Perhaps there is a chance the cat is the cause of this.
Glass
No.
Aster
Oh. All right. Sorry. I'm sorry.
Silver
Come here. Come here.
Amber
Oh.
Silver
Petting her makes it feel. It doesn't fix it, but it sure helps.
Copper
I don't mean to rush you, but can you. I really like it. If you fix this faster.
Amber
I don't mean to rush you either, but if you don't look faster, I'm going to die in front of all of you.
Aster
Don't blame me. I was distracted by the cat. Oh, I think I see it.
Silver
What was. Something just happened.
Glass
Whatever you just did, don't do it again.
Aster
I was only moving your things around.
Amber
It's in the car. Whatever's doing this, it's in the car.
Silver
I think a spell went bad.
Aster
I think it's this.
Glass
It's not. That's a Kettle.
Aster
I have a friend who lives in one of these.
Glass
That's great.
Aster
We could meet them someday.
Copper
No, thank you.
Aster
Very well, then. I found this.
Glass
That's a bungee cord.
Aster
It's stretchy.
Glass
Yeah, it is. Please, focus.
Aster
Apologies. I can't move things around to. Look. Last time you all did not like that very much.
Copper
Do it. Anyway, we need to find that bad spell.
Aster
And we are positive the cat is not the cause of this.
Silver
The cat is not causing. She's a perfect angel and has never done anything wrong.
Aster
I'm going to try something. This is probably going to be very unpleasant.
Glass
I'm ready.
Copper
Ready.
Silver
Hurry.
Aster
Brace yourselves. It's out.
Amber
It's out.
Glass
That's.
Amber
That's it.
Silver
That jar.
Aster
It's this jar?
Amber
Yes.
Silver
Stop shaking it around.
Aster
Right.
Copper
What's wrong with it? Copper?
Silver
It's rotten. It must be causing this.
Amber
How. How is it rotten? It's just broken pieces of glass.
Glass
That's me.
Silver
Spells go bad sometimes. See all the crusty stuff in there?
Copper
It's your call, Copper.
Silver
Help me bury it.
Copper
Oh, hurry.
Ryan
We're hurrying.
Glass
That's enough. I think that's enough.
Copper
I can seal it if somebody hands me a spray can.
Aster
It just so happens I found one.
Glass
It worked.
Copper
Oh. Good job, y'all.
Amber
Oh, hell. I can breathe.
Aster
Oh.
Silver
Kitty cat there when we needed you most.
Aster
Nice kitty.
Silver
No, come back.
Glass
She'll be fine. We'll see her again.
Amber
She always shows up in the weirdest places.
Aster
Yes, well, cats don't like to stay in the same place as we'd like them to.
Copper
Glass, I think we need to talk.
Glass
Yeah.
Aster
I'm getting a feeling I probably should not be here for.
Copper
No, I think you should.
Glass
Really, Silver?
Amber
Yeah, Silver.
Copper
Really, Glass, I think now's a perfect time to explain to everybody what's really going on here.
Silver
I don't. I don't mean to be rude, but looking right at them kind of makes my head hurt a little bit. Oh, I. I don't mean to make it sound like. Like a bad thing. I just.
Aster
I can try this. This could work better.
Glass
Yep, that. That works great.
Amber
A bit uncanny Valley, if you ask me.
Aster
I don't think I know how to look more human. It's already not terribly comfortable.
Amber
You look perfectly human. That's the problem.
Copper
Amber. Sorry, Glass. The story.
Glass
We met at the truck stop when we all got offers from different folk.
Amber
I didn't. I got left in the parking lot.
Glass
Yeah. And remember when we were stopped at that old barn and I kind of disappeared out of reality for a second?
Silver
Yes.
Glass
I Was talking to them. They offered me divination in exchange for art stories.
Aster
Sometimes poems.
Glass
And sometimes poems. And sometimes terrible animal drawings.
Aster
I like those.
Amber
And that's what you've been throwing out the window all winter?
Glass
Yeah. Sorry.
Aster
It's not litter. I caught all of them.
Amber
This is so cool of you.
Glass
What do you mean?
Silver
You were using your cards to communicate. That's why you got so upset when you lost them, isn't it?
Glass
Yeah. That bunker was neat at first, but, you know, it's not like I could have opened up that huge door every day to toss a note out. And I don't think they would have been able to say anything back to me in there anyway.
Amber
Why is that important? You're not like.
Glass
No, no, of course not. It's not like that. We're just friends.
Aster
Yes. Just.
Glass
Just friends. Everything's fine. I'm fine.
Copper
Glass, I grew up in a place that had magic, even before the Change. And I grew up being told to never trust folk like them.
Silver
You also told us that they're not all evil.
Copper
They're not all evil, Copper, but they're also not human. There. There's something else. Something beyond us. They don't understand us or our morals or how we work. I don't mean no offense, Aster, but you could hurt Glass without even realizing.
Amber
Gotta have that magic, though, right?
Glass
What?
Amber
Nothing.
Copper
Listen, y'all, Glass doesn't have the cards. Now. We did just fine without them before. For this. Now might be a good time to make a choice. About? If you want to keep doing this.
Silver
I think Glass should keep doing it.
Glass
Really?
Silver
We have to get to the somewhere better. We've been looking for years and we still haven't found it. I think. I think we should use whatever resources we have. And having one of the Folk as an ally could really help us.
Copper
Copper, we don't know what Asta really wants.
Aster
I want to understand. High as I am in my house, I can't make art. Only those with a human touch can do that. Most who enter our ranks lose that touch along the way. The ones of us in between, they have something I don't. Something special. I only want to understand it. It is worth the risk for me.
Glass
What do you. You said risk. I thought I was the only one with a risk.
Aster
I like to think I'm aware of the danger I present to you, and I am doing my best to minimize that in any way I can.
Glass
But tell me about.
Silver
Would you? I want to know if you're going to help us find safety. Permanent safety.
Aster
I can give them magic. And I can keep using it to channel pieces of the future.
Copper
I think we need a stronger deal than that.
Aster
I'm unsure what you mean.
Copper
All of you run on rules. We need to set some of our own.
Glass
Yeah, a compromise. I like the sound of it.
Copper
Glass, I don't want you giving up stories from your own life. Think you can make things up, Silver?
Glass
I am so good at making things up.
Copper
Aster. How? Tell us how you feel about that.
Aster
Any art is still valuable to me. Especially if Glass has written it.
Copper
All right. I don't want you appearing out of nowhere no more. Very well, Glass. If you call them, you gotta tell us first.
Glass
Got it.
Silver
I think Asteroid should agree not to tell any of their people about Glass. If we agree not to tell any of ours about Aster.
Aster
Agreed.
Copper
And most importantly, this is not a contract. If either party wants to back out of this, no consequences. Not asking any questions, not giving any.
Glass
Answers, that's on us. No questions.
Silver
No questions.
Copper
Amber.
Glass
Are you okay?
Amber
Yeah, I'm fine. No questions. I'm getting back in the car.
Glass
Amber, wait. No, wait a second.
Amber
I want to drive. It smells like copper's puke in the back seat.
Silver
I got all of it in a bag.
Amber
Still stinks.
Glass
Hey, Amber. What's going on with you? You seem upset.
Amber
I'm doing so great. Don't worry about it.
Glass
You sure?
Amber
Why don't you ask your new best friend?
Glass
What?
Amber
I'm counting down from 20 and whoever isn't in the car when I hit zero is getting left on the side of the road. Almost there.
Silver
I just need to stack a few more things.
Glass
I'm gonna give Aster a real goodbye. I'll be right there.
Amber
You better hurry. I'm not waiting long.
Glass
Yeah, yeah. Don't drive away without me.
Copper
You're not going far, are you?
Glass
No, I just need to ask. Well, not ask. You know what I mean. I need a little more information from them before we leave.
Copper
Okay.
Amber
Bye, Aster.
Aster
Farewell, smallest one. They all seem nice.
Glass
You said risk earlier. You said it was worth the risk. To you, perhaps?
Aster
I did say that. Maybe.
Glass
I want to know what that means.
Aster
I'm surprised you don't already know.
Glass
I don't. I'd like you to explain.
Aster
You understand the risk to yourself then, I assume.
Glass
Of course. Everybody knows it can cost your humanity if you fraternize with the folk. But I know you're not gonna do anything like that. You probably would have done it by now if you're planning to.
Aster
It's not by choice. It's just a process.
Glass
What? I. I don't know what you mean.
Aster
We're different now than before your kind brought us to the surface. More of us have minds and voices and bodies when we choose to have them. We can be in one place when we want, instead of spread over a thousand places and times. We can be more like you.
Glass
I thought that's what you wanted. To learn more about how we see things.
Aster
It is. But the closer we get with humans, the closer we get with humans.
Glass
So if we keep doing this, he will become more human.
Aster
And you'll become more folk.
Glass
Well, I don't feel any different right now. I guess we can cross that bridge when we get to it.
Aster
I. I suppose you're right.
Glass
Thank you for all your help, Aster. We couldn't have made it out of all of that without you.
Aster
You're more than welcome.
Amber
Take your time, Glass. We got all the daylight in the world.
Glass
I've gotta go. I'll find something else I can use to divine.
Aster
I'll speak with you then.
Amber
Finally.
Glass
Wow, Amber, you were right. It does smell a little like barf back here.
Silver
Sorry.
Copper
Let's go find someplace where we could brush our teeth, y'all.
Amber
Yep.
Silver
Let's go.
Glass
Bye, Aster.
Anna McGuire
Hymns for the Road is a podcast written and Produced by Anna McGuire. Starring Maurice Thomas as Silver, Pau Panganibon as Glass, Grizz Sibonek as Amber, Tabitha Bardahl as Copper, and featuring Justice Washington as Aster. Original music by Joshua David Mitchell. This episode's hymn is I Am a An American Folk Song. Sign up for our newsletter@hodgepodgeaudio.com or support our work on Patreon.com Hodgepodgeaudio thank you for listening.
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Podcast Summary: Hymns for the Road
Episode 17: The Flu
Release Date: December 28, 2024
Host/Author: Hodgepodge Audio
"Hymns for the Road," a gripping fiction podcast by Hodgepodge Audio, transports listeners into a mesmerizing yet perilous post-apocalyptic America. Episode 17, titled "The Flu," delves deep into the struggles of four survivors navigating a magical wasteland teeming with otherworldly dangers and enigmatic survival rules. This episode masterfully balances the beauty of its dreamlike landscapes with the relentless threats that lurk in every corner.
The episode opens with the group confronting a dire predicament: Amber is gravely ill. As they traverse the treacherous terrain, Amber’s condition deteriorates, heightening the tension among the survivors.
Amber’s Desperation:
Amber: “I'm dying. We made it past the solstice just for me to die like this. Whoa, is. Amber.”
(02:18)
Glass’s Reassurance:
Glass: “You're not dying.”
(02:20)
The urgency to find medical supplies becomes palpable as the group debates their next move.
Amidst the chaos, the group encounters Aster, an enigmatic pilgrim offering divination services. Aster’s presence introduces a new layer of complexity, blending mystical elements with the group's desperate situation.
Glass’s Vulnerability:
Glass: “I wish I had him too.”
(02:51)
Aster’s Emergence:
Aster: “I am a pilgrim and a stranger traveling through this wearisome land. And I've got a home in the city not made by him. I thought a mother, a sister and a brother who have gone to that sweet home. I am determined to go and see them.”
(01:12)
Aster’s offer of assistance is met with skepticism and caution, highlighting the group's internal conflicts regarding trust and reliance on magical aid.
As the group grapples with Amber’s worsening condition, they turn to Aster for help. This section captures the intense negotiation between the survivors and the otherworldly being, balancing hope with apprehension.
Silver’s Proposal:
Silver: “I think Glass should keep doing it. We have to get to the somewhere better. We've been looking for years and we still haven't found it. I think. I think we should use whatever resources we have.”
(17:07)
Aster’s Offer:
Aster: “I can give them magic. And I can keep using it to channel pieces of the future.”
(18:32)
Copper’s Conditions:
Copper: “Glass, if you call them, you gotta tell us first.”
(19:19)
The negotiation culminates in a delicate agreement where Aster provides magical assistance in exchange for the group's discretion and trust.
Just as the pact seems to be reaching fruition, Amber’s desperation leads to a moment of betrayal, injecting uncertainty and fear into the group dynamics.
Amber’s Ultimatum:
Amber: “I'm counting down from 20 and whoever isn't in the car when I hit zero is getting left on the side of the road. Almost there.”
(20:17)
Glass’s Realization:
Glass: “Wow, Amber, you were right. It does smell a little like barf back here.”
(23:01)
The fallout from Amber's actions forces the group to confront the fragile nature of their alliances and the ever-present threats in their journey.
Episode 17, "The Flu," artfully weaves themes of trust, desperation, and the delicate balance between reliance on magic and self-reliance. The introduction of Aster and the subsequent betrayal by Amber highlight the unpredictable challenges the survivors face in their quest for safety and normalcy.
Glass’s Reflection:
Glass: “Thank you for all your help, Aster. We couldn't have made it out of all of that without you.”
(22:41)
Aster’s Parting Words:
Aster: “I'll speak with you then.”
(22:54)
As the group regroups and moves forward, listeners are left contemplating the intricate interplay between human resilience and the enigmatic forces that shape their journey.
Glass on Trust:
Glass: “I wish I had him too.”
(02:51)
Amber’s Desperation:
Amber: “I'm dying. We made it past the solstice just for me to die like this.”
(02:18)
Silver’s Hope:
Silver: “We have to get to the somewhere better. We've been looking for years and we still haven't found it.”
(17:07)
Aster’s Offer:
Aster: “I can give them magic. And I can keep using it to channel pieces of the future.”
(18:32)
Amber’s Betrayal:
Amber: “I'm counting down from 20 and whoever isn't in the car when I hit zero is getting left on the side of the road.”
(20:17)
Glass’s Realization:
Glass: “Thank you for all your help, Aster. We couldn't have made it out of all of that without you.”
(22:41)
Glass: The emotional anchor of the group, grappling with the loss of divination cards and using art as a means of communication and hope.
Copper: The pragmatic member, focused on survival rules and the practical aspects of their journey, wary of magical interventions.
Silver: Balances hope and skepticism, advocating for the use of available resources to find a better future.
Amber: Represents vulnerability and desperation, her illness acting as a catalyst for the group’s critical decisions.
Aster: An enigmatic entity offering mystical assistance, embodying the theme of trust and the risks associated with relying on otherworldly help.
Episode 17 of "Hymns for the Road" masterfully intertwines character development with plot progression, presenting a narrative rich with emotional depth and suspense. The interplay between human fragility and supernatural elements offers a compelling exploration of survival in a world where beauty and danger coexist seamlessly.