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Hymns for the Road is a fiction podcast that often takes place inside a moving vehicle. Listener discretion is advised while driving. General content warnings are listed in the show Notes.
Song Lyrics
I took my love and I took it down I climbed a mountain and I turned around and I saw my reflection Snow covered hills till the landslide flee down O mirror in the sky what is love? Can the child within my heart rise above? Can I sail through the changing ocean tides? Can I handle the seasons of my life? Well I'm in fate of changing Cause I feel my life around you.
Silver
But.
Song Lyrics
Times get older, Children get older. I'm getting older too.
Silver
It's pouring outside. I can feel the tires slipping on the road. I know we're 10ft away from it, but it feels like we're right on the edge of the cliff. Like a wrong twitch will send us over the side, rolling all the way down to the bottom. I lived in the valley once.
Amber
Real slow around this turn.
Silver
I know, Amber.
Glass
Keep your eyes closed, cobber. We're not out of it yet.
Silver
No way people would have built a road like this. Not for as long as it's been going miles and miles around the edge of this mountain. The folk must have seen a few roads like this and decided to string them all together.
Copper
We've been getting tossed back and forth like a ship in a storm for a hundred years.
Glass
Hasn't been that long, Squeaker. You'll make it.
Silver
Whoa.
Amber
Hell I did not like that.
Silver
I've got it.
Copper
It's windy now too.
Glass
We don't have any motion sickness stuff, but I can dig you out some antacids or something.
Copper
No, I'll be fine. Tell the masses of my bravery.
Amber
You get even more dramatic when you're sick.
Copper
I deserve it.
Silver
Big one coming up. Hold on everybody. The road thins out in places. Like they're trying to push us closer to the edge. Or maybe it just looks that way. I think it just looks that way.
Amber
Hey, look. I think it ends up there.
Copper
We're almost out of the valley of the shadow of death.
Glass
Never changed. Copper.
Amber
Yes, that is where we are. We are in the valley.
Copper
Okay, were technically on Top of it.
Glass
Whoa, whoa, Silver, slow down for a second.
Silver
Why? What's going on back there?
Glass
Nothing. I just see something down below.
Amber
What? Where?
Glass
Down there. Look. That dark shape.
Amber
What is that?
Copper
I'm not opening my eyes.
Silver
I'm gonna keep driving. Maybe it'll take us a little closer. I can't see what they're seeing. I gotta focus on the road. Might be a trick to distract me. The moment I take my eyes off this path, I might go careening off the edge, taking everybody with me. I can take a look when we're out.
Glass
Good call, Silver.
Amber
Is it a circle?
Glass
I think it's a building of some kind.
Silver
Almost there, y'all.
Copper
Tell me when.
Amber
Now.
Glass
Nabber's lying.
Amber
What's the matter, Copper? Don't you want to see the sheer drop right next to us?
Copper
I don't want to look directly at our immediate doom. No.
Silver
Phew. All right, y'all, I think we're over the worst of it.
Amber
Can you slow down here?
Glass
Copper, move over here.
Copper
I can't see. Can you move your back?
Silver
What's it look like?
Amber
It's a big round wall.
Glass
It looks shiny.
Silver
What's it made of?
Amber
How could we tell from way up here?
Glass
Something black. It looks like some kind of stone.
Copper
There's a big tree. Can you see that?
Glass
Yeah. There's a huge tree right in the middle.
Amber
No, it's a bunch of separate ones.
Glass
It's definitely one big tree.
Amber
It's not. It's all different colors.
Copper
How are there so many leaves on it? It's only March.
Glass
Guys, look at the clouds.
Silver
What? I can't see. The ceiling's in the way, right above it.
Amber
No way.
Copper
What?
Glass
It's not draining.
Silver
Yes, it is raining.
Glass
No, above the wall, there's a hole in the clouds. And it's not raining.
Amber
You can see the sunbeams coming down.
Silver
I can't see far enough past the edge. I'm buckled into the driver's seat. I'm not at the right angle.
Amber
There's this ocean of trees down there. The way they shake in the wind makes them look like waves. It's all dark blue and green.
Glass
And way down at the bottom, tucked into all the trees, there's this little circle of sunshine. It probably just looks little from where we are. I bet it's huge up close. There's a circle of black around it. It looks like a stone wall to me.
Copper
There's one big tree in the middle. Or maybe a bunch of them. When I first saw it, I thought it was white, maybe pink. But Amber's right. It must be dozens of colors standing up in the middle of that garden. Lit bright by the sun where the rain can't get to it.
Glass
I want to make sure I have this, right?
Amber
Dark walls. Light on the inside, safe from the.
Copper
We found it.
Glass
We found it.
Amber
This whole time I thought you guys were just full of.
Copper
It's actually there.
Glass
What are we waiting for? Silver? Let's go.
Silver
Y'all are sure we want to do this?
Glass
Of course we're sure.
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Yeah.
Amber
Guys, maybe we shouldn't stop to investigate the thing that fits every description of the place we've been trying to find from, like, years.
Silver
I just want to make sure we're thinking this through before we leave the main road.
Copper
Silver, we may have really found it. We have to go look.
Silver
And if it's not.
Copper
If it's not, we'll keep going until we find it. We move on, just like always.
Silver
All right, y'all, we're still missing one of them. We can't see if there's a guardian.
Copper
Yet, so we're gonna get a closer look.
Silver
We're going to get a closer look.
Glass
Yes.
Amber
There's a turn up there. It goes down into the valley. Do you see it?
Silver
Oh, I see it.
Glass
Well, I've been afraid of changing. Cause I've built my life around you.
Song Lyrics
But time makes you older Even children get older and I'm getting older too oh, I'm getting older too Climb a mountain and turn around and if you see my reflection in the snow covered hills well, the landslide will bring it now.
Copper
And if you see my reflection in the snow covered hills will the landslide will bring it down.
Song Lyrics
The landslide will bring it down.
Copper
We've been driving a while.
Amber
Wouldn't it be funny if this road didn't even go there?
Silver
We'll get there. We gotta get there.
Amber
I was just kidding, Silver. What if we don't get there?
Glass
Besides, even if it doesn't, we'll just go back to business as usual. They'll be there.
Copper
Hard to see anything through all these trees. I'll find it.
Amber
There it is. There it is. It's huge.
Silver
Look, y'all, it is one big tree.
Copper
All the leaves are different colors.
Glass
Told you. I told you.
Amber
Shut up, Glass.
Silver
I can't believe it.
Amber
Is there a way in? Where's the door?
Copper
Looks like the road goes all the way around. Let's keep going.
Glass
A Silver. Maybe we should slow down for a second.
Copper
Let's make a loop first. See if we can find.
Glass
There's something here.
Copper
Glass is right. There's something back there.
Amber
Copper, move your head. I can't see. Holy hell.
Copper
Has it moved?
Glass
It's looking at us.
Amber
It's not looking at us. It doesn't have a face. It's just bricks.
Copper
Is it one of the folk?
Silver
Maybe we should stop talking about it and keep moving.
Amber
It definitely just moved.
Silver
Good news is we got the last piece of the puzzle.
Glass
That's the Guardian, isn't it?
Silver
Got to be.
Amber
I don't think they want us here.
Copper
Everybody look for a way in. If we can find one, we'll be safe.
Glass
How do you know that?
Copper
I don't know. I just got a feeling.
Amber
It's coming. It's coming.
Glass
Drive, Silver, drive.
Amber
Speed up.
Silver
Something's broken. It won't go fast enough.
Glass
Where's the entrance? I don't see an entrance.
Copper
There has to be a way in. There has to be.
Silver
We'll find.
Glass
We're not gonna be able to take another hit like that.
Copper
Where?
Silver
There's a crack in the wall. It's big enough. Hell, we gotta run, y'all. We can make it inside.
Copper
Put the car.
Amber
We have to go.
Silver
Amber. Ready? Three, two, one. Go. Run. This way.
Glass
Silver, come on. Amber, go.
Amber
I'm fine.
Silver
Hurry. Through here.
Amber
Silver, come on.
Copper
Is it gone?
Glass
I think it's gone.
Amber
Holy hell.
Copper
The car.
Silver
He'll be all right. We'll be all right.
Amber
It's not all right. Did you see what that thing did to it? It's scrap metal. Silver. What do we do? What about the rest of our stuff in there? How are we supposed to get any of it out without that thing?
Silver
Dar. And breathe.
Amber
Don't tell me to breathe. That car is our life support. We can't just leave it.
Glass
Oh.
Silver
One end of the wall to the other. Bright colored greenery all around.
Glass
It's the most vibrantly beautiful place I've ever seen.
Amber
I look at this gigantic tree and think it must be some kind of creature all by itself.
Silver
We're here. We're here. We're here.
Copper
We made it, Silver. We made it. I thought I found it.
Silver
I can't believe we're here.
Glass
They always knew we would. Did you see something?
Silver
No.
Amber
I just think we should look around first before we start partying.
Silver
You're right. I'm getting carried away.
Glass
We need to find water and shelter first.
Amber
What? You're not going to just hang out and wait for the universe to provide?
Glass
We don't have the car now. I'm just being realistic.
Amber
Realistic? Who are you and what have you done with glass?
Silver
Follow me, y'all. Let's take a look around. It's beautiful. I don't recognize any of the plants I see, though. It's like we got into another world somehow. We probably did get into another world.
Copper
I can't believe we found it.
Amber
It's so quiet.
Silver
Mmm. Peace. The sun streams in from above us out of a perfect hole in the clouds. I can still hear the rain on the other side of the wall, but none of it's making it inside a sanctuary from the bad weather.
Copper
I can't identify any of these plants.
Silver
I don't know. I ain't never seen them before.
Copper
You could draw them later.
Glass
Silver.
Silver
I can make a whole field guide to whatever we find in here.
Glass
Does this seem off to any of you?
Amber
Oh. Ew.
Silver
Amber pokes her toe at the dead bird on the path, all curled up on itself. Huh. Somewhere better. Ain't immune to death, I suppose.
Glass
Huh?
Amber
What?
Glass
The leaves on this bush. Come here. Feel this.
Amber
They're hard.
Glass
They're dead.
Copper
What? No, they're not. They're bright pink. Oh. Well, it. It feels like they are. But they can't be. They wouldn't be so bright.
Glass
You okay, Silver?
Amber
What are you looking at?
Silver
The flies by that dead bird.
Glass
Flies do love dead things.
Silver
They're all dead. All dead sitting on top of the bird and all the dirt around it.
Amber
Hey, all the plants feel dead.
Silver
Y'all calm down. It don't mean anything. Maybe they just feel different because they're not the plants we're used to.
Glass
Found another dead animal.
Amber
Another one over here, too. Squirrel.
Copper
Silver.
Silver
But let's keep going. We haven't been through the whole area. Maybe we'll find something that Silver. What?
Copper
The tree.
Silver
Copper points up toward the tree in the middle of the circle. A huge gnarled thing with leaves and a rainbow of colors so bright we could see them back at the top of the canyon. But closer. The leaves are crumpled and dry. And once more.
Amber
There's somebody up there.
Glass
That's the biggest one I've ever seen.
Silver
Y'all sh. The plants, the insects, the animals.
Copper
Everything's dead in here, Silver.
Silver
Everything's dead. Except for that huge creature. Creature? Laying in the branches of the tree. Shiny black fur. I can't make out shape of its long body except for one leg hanging from the branch, ending in a massive bird like claw. Its face is a skeletal mask, but I could see it breathing.
Amber
Maybe they're dead.
Silver
All right, y'all. Let's just back up quietly.
Copper
So they killed everything else?
Amber
Probably.
Silver
Y'all need to stop talking about Them, or they're gonna know we're here.
Copper
What do we do?
Amber
Our car is a pile of metal.
Silver
I know it is.
Glass
That golem is still out there.
Silver
I know.
Copper
This was supposed to be.
Silver
Was supposed to be. It was supposed to be. It fit all the signs.
Copper
There must be something else. There must be something else we can do. We missed something. There's something we have to do.
Glass
And we try again. That's just like all the other times we leave.
Amber
How? We have no car.
Glass
Oh, I'm sure it'll be all right.
Silver
It's not. It's not gonna be all right. Glass. We're gonna die here.
Copper
We're not gonna die. Maybe. Maybe they want something. Maybe there's something we could give.
Glass
Guys, we don't have to panic. We're gonna be fine.
Amber
We are not going to be fine. Our car is destroyed and we can't possibly carry all our stuff with us because you wanted to find somewhere better.
Copper
Me?
Amber
It's all you've been talking about for weeks.
Copper
You wanted to find it, too.
Silver
Doesn't matter whose idea was. We've got nothing.
Glass
We still have our backpacks. We'll be fine on.
Copper
There has to be something we missed. There's something we have to do.
Silver
Sorry, Copper. I was wrong.
Copper
You were not wrong. I know we can find it. We have to find it. Okay? I can't keep doing this, Silver. If it's not here, then it's somewhere. And we're going to find it.
Amber
We have to.
Copper
Or we're going to get swallowed up into the rest of all this. And I can't. I can't let it all be for nothing. For nothing.
Glass
Oh, no.
Silver
Everybody back to the crack in the wall.
Amber
But.
Silver
Now.
Glass
Hurry.
Amber
Hurry.
Copper
They're getting up.
Silver
Come on.
Amber
Run.
Copper
Which way to the exit?
Amber
Come on.
Copper
Wait. We. We have to stay together.
Amber
Where is it? Where is it? No. Get back. Stay away from me. I said stay back.
Silver
It's gotta be around here. Ah. I found it. This way. Over here. Stay back. Amber.
Glass
No.
Amber
Get back here.
Silver
Get to the exit. This way.
Amber
I'm not letting it get the others.
Glass
I can't find the exit. I tried to. Really, I did. I don't think I'm gonna make it out of here. I don't know if you can even hear me. I. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't want to leave you.
Silver
I don't.
Glass
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Copper
I'm sorry.
Glass
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Copper
Hey.
Amber
Look over here. Gun. Over there. I'm right behind you.
Glass
The exit. Where's the exit?
Silver
Here.
Glass
Where did it go? Is it still following us?
Silver
It's gone.
Amber
Where's Copper?
Silver
We're only feet from the way out, but we can see them through the dead trees. Copper.
Glass
Standing stock still, the creature floats over the drybrush toward them. I can still hear its voice from here.
Silver
That thing is almost 20ft tall.
Amber
But it bends down to Copper's eye level. And then it crawls back up into.
Glass
The tree, almost silently.
Silver
Copper. Copper. Come on, darling.
Copper
Hurry.
Glass
Come on. Move.
Amber
Where are we supposed to go?
Silver
Into the forest. Hurry. Don't look back.
Amber
But the car. The golem.
Silver
Forget the car. We gotta go. Come on.
Podcast Announcer
Hymns for the Road is a podcast written and Produced by Anna McGuire. Starring Maurice Thomas as Silver, Papangani as Glass, Grizz Siebenek as Amber, and Tabitha Bardal as Copper. Original music by Joshua David Mitchell. This episode's hymn is Landslide by Fleetwood Mac. Sign up for our newsletter@hodgepodgeaudio.com or support our work on Patreon.com Hodgepodgeaudio thank you for listening.
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Hymns for the Road: Episode 28 - "Somewhere Better I" (Release Date: March 8, 2025) Host/Author: Hodgepodge Audio
In Episode 28 of Hymns for the Road, titled "Somewhere Better I," listeners are taken deeper into the harrowing journey of four survivors navigating a post-apocalyptic America transformed into a fantastical yet perilous wasteland. This episode intensifies the group's quest to find a sanctuary they've been searching for over the years, unraveling tensions among the characters and introducing new threats that challenge their survival.
The episode opens amidst treacherous weather conditions, with relentless pouring rain making the already dangerous road even more perilous. Silver, the group's determined driver, exudes anxiety as the vehicle skids perilously close to a cliff's edge.
Silver:
"I know we're 10ft away from it, but it feels like we're right on the edge of the cliff. Like a wrong twitch will send us over the side, rolling all the way down to the bottom."
[02:25]
The landscape outside is a blend of "impossibly dreamlike landscapes" and "esoteric survival rules," setting a foreboding tone for the journey.
As the group continues their arduous drive, Amber spots a significant landmark that matches the description of the sanctuary they've been seeking.
Amber:
"Hey, look. I think it ends up there."
[04:11]
The team identifies a massive, multi-colored tree surrounded by a circular stone wall, suggesting the presence of a protective barrier.
Copper:
"We've been driving a while. Wouldn't it be funny if this road didn't even go there?"
[09:56]
Despite initial doubts, the group's excitement grows as they realize they've potentially found the "valley of the shadow of death," a place they've longed for as a safe haven.
As they approach the sanctuary, the mood shifts from hope to apprehension. The group debates whether to investigate further, concerned about possible guardians or traps protecting the sanctuary.
Silver:
"I just want to make sure we're thinking this through before we leave the main road."
[07:53]
Amber expresses skepticism about halting their journey, worried about the reality of what lies ahead.
Amber:
"Guys, maybe we shouldn't stop to investigate the thing that fits every description of the place we've been trying to find from, like, years."
[07:46]
Copper remains steadfast in the belief that they've found what they're searching for, driving the group to make a closer inspection.
Upon closer examination, the group encounters a formidable guardian—a towering creature with a skeletal mask—that threatens their entry into the sanctuary.
Silver:
"That thing is almost 20ft tall. But it bends down to Copper's eye level. And then it crawls back up into the tree, almost silently."
[22:14]
The guardian's presence forces the group into a dire situation where their vehicle is destroyed, leaving them stranded without their primary means of survival.
Amber:
"We can't just leave it. Our car is a pile of metal."
[13:05]
This revelation ignites panic and desperation among the survivors, highlighting the fragile trust within the group.
With their car incapacitated, the group's unity fractures as they grapple with the immediate threat and the uncertainty of their survival.
Silver:
"I'm gonna take a look when we're out."
[04:41]
Later:
"Sorry, Copper. I was wrong."
[19:28]
Copper refuses to abandon the search, questioning Silver's decisions and emphasizing their dire predicament.
Copper:
"You were not wrong. I know we can find it. We have to find it. Okay? I can't keep doing this, Silver. If it's not here, then it's somewhere. And we're going to find it."
[19:32]
Amber confronts the harsh reality of their situation, underscoring the destruction of their life support and the impossibility of continuing without their car.
Amber:
"It’s not all right. Did you see what that thing did to it? It's scrap metal. Silver. What do we do? What about the rest of our stuff in there? How are we supposed to get any of it out without that thing?"
[13:05]
The group faces the looming threat of the guardian, culminating in a frantic attempt to escape while dealing with internal conflicts and the loss of their vehicle.
As the guardian closes in, Glass faces a heartbreaking moment of fear and regret, expressing a desire not to abandon the group.
Glass:
"I don't think I'm gonna make it out of here. I don't know if you can even hear me. I. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't want to leave you."
[21:23]
Silver rallies the group to flee, prioritizing their survival over their attachments.
Silver:
"Forget the car. We gotta go. Come on."
[23:16]
The episode concludes with the group narrowly escaping the immediate threat, leaving behind the sanctuary that remains just out of reach, and their unity shaken by the harrowing experience.
Silver on Pressure:
"Like a wrong twitch will send us over the side, rolling all the way down to the bottom."
[02:25]
Amber on Realism:
"We are not going to be fine. Our car is destroyed and we can't possibly carry all our stuff with us because you wanted to find somewhere better."
[19:05]
Copper's Determination:
"If it's not here, then it's somewhere. And we're going to find it."
[19:32]
Glass's Fear:
"I don't think I'm gonna make it out of here. I don't know if you can even hear me."
[21:23]
"Somewhere Better I" is a pivotal episode that escalates the tension and stakes for the survivors. The discovery of a potential sanctuary brings both hope and new dangers, testing the characters' resolve and unity. As they confront external threats and internal conflicts, the episode delves into themes of trust, desperation, and the relentless pursuit of safety in a world where beauty and danger coexist unpredictably. The dramatic developments set the stage for future episodes, leaving listeners eagerly anticipating the group's next moves amidst the fantastical apocalypse.
"Hymns for the Road" continues to enrich its narrative with original music by Joshua David Mitchell, enhancing the immersive experience of this darkly enchanting journey across a transformed America.