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That's warbyparker.com hi, I'm Alex Goldman, and this is Hyperfixed. Each week on our show, listeners write in with their problems, big and small. And I solve them. Or at least I try. And if I don't, I at least give a good reason why I can't. This week, Chris's watch list.
Chris
When I was a kid, my dad got me into all of, like, the Universal monster movies, you know, Dracula and Frankenstein, all that, the Blob, whatever.
Alex Goldman
This is Chris. He's 26 years old. He lives in New York City. And for as long as he can remember, he has loved watching movies.
Chris
I just love the thrill, the fear, like, the emotional excitement, you know, this, like, heightening of an experience. And I just, like, took that with me for my entire life.
Alex Goldman
To this day, the horror genre continues to be his favorite. But Chris is one of those guys that truly watches everything. You know, old movies, new movies, foreign, domestic. And he keeps these massive lists of movies that he wants to see. But the reason he came to us is because many of the movies on his list are completely inaccessible to him. Not because they're out of print or they've been pulled from streaming, but because in addition to being a massive movie lover, Chris is also blind. Could you tell me when and how you lost your sight?
Chris
Yeah, it was actually my 16th birthday. I was in high school. I wanted to join track. Cause a lot of my friends were on the team and I had to get a physical. And they had me do the eye chart with the big E at the top. And I covered my right eye and I could read the chart fine. And then when I covered my left eye, it was just bewildering. There was like a big blob in the center of my vision that was just blocking out the whole chart. I couldn't even see the E. And at first I didn't understand. I was like rubbing my eyes. I was like, is it just really bright in here? Like, I don't get it. And the doctors didn't understand it either. And for some reason, we just kind of brushed it off because my other eye was compensating. But over the next few months, I started to notice my other eye began to deteriorate as well.
Alex Goldman
And after a spate of frantic doctor visits, Chris was diagnosed with an extremely rare genetic mutation called labor hereditary optic neuropathy.
Chris
I forget the statistics, but it's like, you know, this is like a one in a million kind of thing. So essentially, the Effect is that in both of my eyes, I can still see peripherally, but my central vision is completely gone.
Alex Goldman
Okay, now I know what you're probably thinking. A minute ago, I told you that Chris is only able to watch some of the movies on his list. But if Chris can't see, how is he able to watch any movies at all? Well, in the same way that closed captions have made movies accessible for people with hearing impairments, people with visual impairments are able to watch movies through the use of something called audio descriptions, which are pretty much exactly what they sound like. Here's a quick example from the movie Top Gun. Maverick, let's turn and burn.
Audio Description Narrator
Maverick goes into a steep climb.
Alex Goldman
Fanboy, you see him?
Jenna
Nothing on the radar up ahead.
Alex Goldman
He must be somewhere behind us. Maverick shoots up between their planes. Maverick loops up and around, dropping behind payback and fanboy. Easy, Maverick.
Audio Description Narrator
Let's try not to get fired on the first day.
Alex Goldman
That voice you just heard explaining what's happening on the screen, that's the audio description. You can find these on streaming services as an alternative language option. On broadcast television, they're sometimes available as a secondary audio channel. And in movie theaters, they come out of a special headset, which, thanks to the Americans with Disabilities act, movie theaters are required to carry. And for a cinephile like Chris, who also happens to be blind, having a track like that is a lifeline to this medium, to this art, and to the culture that exists around it. The problem is that not every movie that gets released gets released with an audio description. Unlike closed captions, which are available for pretty much everything at this point, audio descriptions are only available for some things. And there seems to be no rhyme or reason behind what does and does not get an audio description. Like, when I asked Chris to name some of the titles on his list, I was shocked by the variety of material that has not been audio described.
Chris
You know, there's mainstream stuff like the show Mad Men I can't watch.
Alex Goldman
That is ridiculous to me.
Chris
Oh, there's like, a whole bunch of, like, Hitchcock's films that I can see.
Alex Goldman
That also seems bonkers to me.
Chris
The Foreign Correspondent, the Lady Vanishes, Shadow of a Doubt, Vertigo, even. Even Vertigo is not available.
Alex Goldman
That is crazy.
Chris
Oh, I've really wanted to see Pan's Labyrinth. I have a deep, deep affection for Guillermo del Toro, but I can't see that. Especially, like, foreign films, too. You know, everybody loved Parasite when that came out, but I can't see that. But some stuff like Squid Game was described, so I can see that. Starship Troopers, 28 days later, dog Day
Alex Goldman
Afternoon, Magnolia, Fight Club, the Big Lebowski, I, Tonya, Malcolm X. The list truly goes on and on. And what this means for Chris is that in addition to losing his sight, he feels like he's lost the ability to participate in huge swaths of our culture simply because someone, somewhere is making a choice not to describe these movies.
Chris
And I deserve to access this culture like everybody else does. And it really pisses me off when there's something that I'm really excited about and I'm like, oh, that looks really good. I want to see that. And then I'm like, oh, it's not available. Especially if it's like, an older classic or something. Like, everybody has seen this film, and I just haven't. And I know that, like, nobody's going to describe this because it came out fucking 50 years ago. Like, who's gonna go back and, you know, do this?
Alex Goldman
So what does the solution look like to you?
Chris
In what sense?
Alex Goldman
I guess my question is, to put it in delicately, what do you expect me to do about it?
Chris
I guess there's two things I want. I would just love it if I could whittle down this list I have of inaccessible films. You know, if somebody could make a track for me, something a descriptive audio track. And also, I would just love to have this whole industry make sense to me. And I think if it did, and I kind of understood, like, what's actually going on behind the scenes and why. Why are some films described? Why are some not? It would make the experience of, like, finding films that aren't described a little less frustrating because it's not just this mysterious, inscrutable black box that's not giving me what I want for unknown reasons.
Alex Goldman
Well, thank you so much for your time, Chris. We're going to get to work on this and see what we can do. Yeah.
Chris
Thanks so much for taking an interest. I wasn't sure if it would be too gargantuan to throw on a little team like yours or.
Alex Goldman
Listen, even. We love taking on stories that are way too big for us, and then about six months later, getting into a meeting and being like, yeah, this one's too big for us, but at least we give it a shot.
Chris
Yeah. Yeah. Well, I won't feel offended if, for whatever reason, the story doesn't work out, but I deeply appreciate the consideration.
Alex Goldman
Okay, so there are two things we need to do. One thing we need to do is figure out why some things are being audio described and not others. And we suspect this decision has something to do with the cost of producing descriptions and also with the legal standards established by the Americans with Disabilities Act. But whatever the case, it seemed like this question was going to be pretty easy to answer. So we decided to table that for a bit and instead focus our energy on the not so easy part of Chris problem. We wanted to create an audio description for one of the movies on his list.
Jenna
The North American style of audio description tries to be as objective as possible. Say only what you see. Do not presume intent. You are giving your audience access to the exact same amount of information that the sighted audience has access to. No more, no less.
Alex Goldman
This is Jenna. She is a professional audio description producer. She works at a company called Descriptive Video Works, which is the largest producer of audio descriptions in North America. And she's widely considered to be one of the thought leaders in the audio description space. So when we committed ourselves to creating an audio description track for Chris, we knew Jenna would be the best person to tell us how to do it well. But within the first five minutes of the conversation, we realized that this was not the kind of question that could be answered with a step by step list of instructions. Because although audio descriptions strive to be this objective representation of what's happening on the screen, you know, Maverick goes into a steep climb. Maverick shoots up between their planes. Creating that objectivity is actually a highly subjective process. It requires the producer to make countless micro decisions about what information is needed in order to give their audience the same quality viewing experience that a sighted person would have. And that may seem like a straightforward idea, but I will give you an example of why it's not. Take Starship Troopers, which is one of the movies on Chris's list. On the surface, it's a sci fi movie about the people of Earth being at war with a race of giant insect aliens. But that's not really what it's about. Starship Troopers is actually a movie about fascism. And the human characters in the movie are the bad guys. Their war with the aliens is a colonialist project. And one of the ways that's conveyed is through their clothing, which is very reminiscent of Nazi uniforms. So I asked Jenna, you know, given the rules about objectivity, how would you describe something like that? And her answer, which could easily be applied to just about everything else in the world, was, it depends.
Jenna
It depends how blatant it is, because there is a lot of gray area with when to make a judgment call and to sort of presume on behalf of the audience. So ideally, we would want to describe why Do I think this looks like a Nazi uniform? What made me think that? What are the parallels that I can draw? Pick out those details and then describe those. So rather than saying, like, they wear uniforms that are representative of, like, Nazi ss, rather than say that outright, we would say something like, they have, you know, like, this certain style of collar, the colors, the. Like, the badging on the collar. So that maybe if the person who's listening is a history buff, they can draw the same conclusion and they can draw the same parallels, even if they're not a history buff, they might say, wow, the person is, like, really describing this crisp, clean uniform in such detail. I wonder if there's, like, some symbolism behind that. And maybe they go look it up later. The same way a sighted person who's not a history buff might get curious about why these uniforms look the way that they do and go look it up later.
Alex Goldman
But that's not the only factor that goes into decisions like this. In fact, it's not even the most important factor, because beyond objectivity, the primary constraint when it comes to writing audio descriptions is timing.
Jenna
Everything that we say has to be able to fit within the timing between when people are talking. If there's a scene with continuous dialogue and they're doing a walk and talk and there's no time to squeeze things in, we might not be able to describe any of that because the dialogue is more important.
Narrator/Announcer
And.
Jenna
And we can't just arbitrarily choose to pause the source media to insert more of our descriptions because, one, it's impossible the way that the workflow works. But two, people don't really like that. Like, we've tried experiments with that in the past, and people don't really like when the narrative flow of a scene gets broken just to throw in more descriptions. So we have to be very concise. And oftentimes that brevity means we have to sacrifice some of our rules of objectivity. And because it takes longer to say the things that made us come to the conclusion that the uniforms in Starship Troopers are reminiscent of Nazi uniforms. It is a highly specialized form of technical writing. I've become an expert at finding synonyms that are fewer syllables, because sometimes you find the perfect word to describe something and it's five syllables, and you just do not have time to say that entire word. So finding language that is concise and evocative is probably our biggest challenge as describers, but also us being able to mentally take a step back, take in a scene or a setting or a character, and be able to pick out certain elements or details of it that made us feel like some cohesive way. Like, if there's an opulent ballroom. Ideally, if I have time, I'm not going to just say, it's an opulent ballroom. I'm going to pick out, like, okay, there's crystal chandeliers, there's red carpet, there's gold filigree. Like, I'm going to pick out certain details that made me think opulence and then describe those rather than just telling the viewer, this is an opulent ballroom. Like, that doesn't add a whole lot of flavor to it. It's such a fun mental challenge every time you come upon something. Not to mention, you kind of have to become an expert in visually identifying whatever you're looking at. Like, is this siege weapon a ballista? Or is it a trebuchet? Or is it, like, you have to. You end up Googling so many weird things. And I'm so appreciative of communities that put together comprehensive wikis for, like, martial arts kicks, wrestling moves, types of knives. Like, this is stuff that I'm probably on a list somewhere because I've googled so many weird things in the course of my work.
Alex Goldman
And again, choosing how and when to describe the things that are happening on the screen is just one example of the countless curatorial decisions that have to be made to replicate the essence of a sighted viewing experience. And then, once the script is done, producers also have to cast narrators with voices they feel like belong in the world of the movie, but not so much that they might be confused with one of the characters. And then there's mixing in such a way that keeps pace with the rhythm of the movie, while also upholding the sonic integrity of genre conventions. It is truly a high wire plate spinning act. And the idea of having to make one of these, especially for the movie I was thinking about making it for was starting to make my head spin. So I decided to pivot our conversation from audio description theory to audio description practice. So, Jenna, you sent over a couple examples of good audio descriptions. I was wondering if I could play one of them and just have you walk me through the choices that were made. Like, what's working, what's not working? That kind of thing.
Jenna
Yeah, absolutely.
Alex Goldman
All right, now I just have to figure out how to share my screen. Give me a second here. One of the clips that Jenna sent over was from the opening of a movie called Smile 2, which in my opinion, is one of those rare examples of a sequel that absolutely dunks on the Original just improves on it in every way. But the reason I wanted to talk through this specific clip is because it shares some characteristics with the movie I was thinking about describing for Chris. For one thing, it has some pretty long sections without any dialogue, and for another, it has some very graphic violence.
Jenna
It's excellent.
Alex Goldman
So good. So for the audience's benefit, a guy walks into a building, shoots a couple guys, jumps out a window, gets hit by a truck.
Jenna
Yeah.
Alex Goldman
And then the name of the movie, Smile 2 is like written in blood basically on the road as he's sort of smeared across the road, forewarning.
Jenna
There is gore that's going to be viscerally described in this scene. But this is an example of really well done Audio description in my personal opinion.
Alex Goldman
All right, let's listen to this one.
Audio Description Narrator
He pulls metal shelving down against the door, then kicks out a window AC unit. The AC unit breaks free and Joel throws himself out the window. As the dealers burst through the door, he lands on a pair of closed cellar doors, then rolls off and keeps running. One of the goons shoots at him. A pickup truck collides with him as he reaches the street. The goon watches from the. Credits appear. Paramount Pictures presents a Temple Hill production in association with Bad Feeling. A thick smear of blood coats the pavement. The blood spreads down the road in a wide, angular line. One of Joel's boots lies in the blood with his freshly cut foot still inside it, steaming.
Alex Goldman
Forgot how gross this was.
Jenna
Yeah.
Audio Description Narrator
The blood smear grows wider, curving as the viscera laden path follows the trajectory of the black truck. Spark spurs from an electrical box the truck crashed into. The blood smear ends in the gory mess of Joel's body beneath the truck. From above, the smear forms a crimson smile. A title appears in red and black lettering smile 2.
Alex Goldman
So first of all, just happy to watch the opening of that movie again. What made it so good? What made it so effective to you?
Jenna
So right now there's a little bit of controversy in the audio description community for when and how to describe jump scares. So there were a couple great examples in that scene of I think it's the most common method of currently describing jump scares, which is you leave a little bit of silence right before the jump scare happens. Especially if there's like a big like boom or musical cue. In this case the truck hitting Joel and then screeching off to the right side out of scene. And the description in this case chose to have Joel running. He's getting shot at. Silence from the narrator and then boom. Truck hits. And then you describe what just happened so that you can get that little, oh, God, what was that? At the same time as everyone else, rather than describing what happens before it happens. Another rule for audio description is to never describe camera movements. So, like, pans, zooms. You don't acknowledge the camera. You're supposed to describe it, like, in, like, full immersion.
Narrator/Announcer
And.
Jenna
And unless the characters are somehow breaking the fourth wall, like interacting with the camera lens or looking straight at the audience in some way, you never acknowledge that there even is a camera in the scene. So the temptation for a new audio describer might have been to say, the view pans along the blood smear or the trail. But instead they described it as just the blood smear stretching down the road and continuing along the road. And then at the end, to get the idea of that it's a top down bird's eye, they instead said, from above, the blood smear forms the shape of a smile. Something like that. That's what I loved about it.
Alex Goldman
That's very interesting because I was watching it and sort of trying to predict what the audio description would sound like. And immediately I was like, he's gonna say, the camera pulls back or the camera pulls up, revealing the blood smear. That's a smile.
Jenna
But you're not supposed to do that.
Alex Goldman
I didn't realize that that was a deliberate decision.
Narrator/Announcer
Mm.
Alex Goldman
So when it comes to this show, I do have a tendency to get a bit overconfident. And usually I think that is a net positive because that very hubris allows me to tackle problems that I otherwise wouldn't even attempt. But sometimes that confidence bites me in the ass, and it puts me in situations where I have an emotional attachment to an outcome without the skills that I need to achieve it. And this was the moment I began to suspect that I was in one of those situations. I didn't just want to make an audio description for Chris. I wanted to make him a great one. And it was becoming clear to me that I was simply not equipped to do that. So I told Jenna about Chris and his list of movies and about how I had planned to make a custom audio description for him, except that I was beginning to think I wasn't equipped to do it. And then, just in case I was misreading the situation, I asked her. This is not something that a novice should just do, right?
Jenna
No. I mean, I don't want to discourage anyone from getting into audio description. Of course, if you yourself have someone in your life and you've watched through movies or You've gone to any live events with someone who is low vision. You have probably already been an impromptu audio describer in the past. But professional audio description has a lot of quality standards and is highly technical because we want to create the best possible product for a marginalized community. So nothing should stop anyone from casually audio describing things wherever they want to. In fact, there's an entire website for anyone who's interested in helping out called YouDescribe, which is where blind and low vision people can submit requests for YouTube videos to gain audio description. And anyone can go in there and record and upload a version of the audio description for that website for whatever videos you want to. That is a fantastic way to get practice. And there's different ways for people to view the multiple audio tracks and leave feedback on your audio description. I would encourage people to read through the quality guidelines that are publicly available, maybe take some classes if you find that you vibe with it. But yes, Alex, to answer your question, I would not recommend taking on audio description for an entire film if you don't have previous experience with it.
Alex Goldman
So I guess my question to you is, would you be willing, in order to make our listeners life easier, would you be willing to help us audio describe one of these movies?
Jenna
I would love to. Yes. I would love to help out.
Alex Goldman
Amazing.
Jenna
Will you help out with voicing it by any chance?
Alex Goldman
Oh my God, I would love to. This is a dream come true for me. Do you have a preference in terms of which one? We do.
Jenna
So I personally have always been a massive fan of Pan's Labyrinth.
Alex Goldman
You guys, this was the very same movie I'd been thinking about as well. Not only because Chris mentioned it in our first interview, but because its director, Guillermo del Toro, is a true student of those old Universal monster movies that that first ignited Chris's love for film. And while it's not technically a horror movie, it's certainly horrifying. It's told from the perspective of a child living through the aftermath of the Spanish Civil War. And it's full of monsters, both the fantastical and the incredibly gruesomely grounded.
Jenna
I loved the film, both the historical aspects of it and the, without spoiling anything, the skin crawling horror that comes with it is fascinating to me and I would love the chance to audio describe that.
Alex Goldman
Oh my God, I know, it's so good. So what are the next steps? Like, what do you need from us in order to start the process?
Jenna
Basically, copy of the film.
Alex Goldman
And just like that, we were off to the races. Jenna and her team at Descriptive Video Works were going to write a feature length audio description, a service that normally costs upwards of $2,500, by the way, and they were going to do it for free. On top of that, Jenna had personally volunteered to coach me through the first half of my narration. All I had to do was send her a copy of the movie. So I hopped online, scrolled around a bit, found a digital copy of the movie that met all the necessary tech specs, and then just before I hit the purchase button, I realized why nobody's created an audio description for Pan's Labyrinth. That's after the break.
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But just before we hit purchase on a digital copy of the movie to send to Jenna, we realized that there was actually a very specific reason why nobody's made an audio description for Pan's Labyrinth. The story goes that back when Guillermo del Toro was looking for funding to make the movie, Hollywood producers came knocking and they offered him massive amounts of money. The kind of money that would have allowed him to make any version of the movie he wanted. All he had to do was agree to one condition. He had to make the movie in English. And Guillermo del Toro refused. He argued that for a movie set in Spain, about the aftermath of the Spanish Civil War that steeped in so much Spanish iconography. The Spanish language was essential. So not only was the movie made in Spanish, it has very intentionally never been dubbed into English, ever. Which means if you don't speak Spanish, the only way to watch the movie is with subtitles, which are great, by the way, because Guillermo del Toro translated them himself. But reading subtitles isn't an option for Chris, so we had to go back to square one and pick a new title from Chris's list of undescribed movies. So back when we first spoke to Chris, he mentioned the names of a bunch of different movies he desperately wanted to watch. Movies like vertigo, parasite, 28 days later, Starship Troopers. So when we realized we had to pivot, those were the movies we wanted to prioritize. But we didn't end up picking any of them because it turns out they actually have been described. In fact, we discover that nearly half the titles on Chris's list have audio descriptions available somewhere online. We just can't tell you where to find them, because these are not official audio descriptions. They're not made by the film's distribution companies, which meant, as we were about to learn, that they're not technically legal. And understanding why that is is actually the key to answering Chris's original question about why some things are audio described and other things aren't. So that's what we're going to talk about right now. Initially, we thought the answer to Chris's question had something to do with the accessibility laws that had been established by the Americans with Disabilities Act. And I guess that's sort of true, just not in the way that we thought.
Carl Richardson
Your viewer, Chris, isn't going to love all the answers because it's a little more nuanced and complicated than the caption and the issue.
Alex Goldman
This is Carl Richardson, and if there's anyone who understands Chris's frustrations, it's him. Carl has dual sensory loss of vision and hearing, but before losing his vision, he actually went to film school and he worked in the film industry. So today, Carl channels his passion for film into advocacy, working as the co chair of the Audio Description Project for the American Council of the Blind. And his headline for this part of
Carl Richardson
the story is, there's no law or mandate which covers audio description for film and television.
Alex Goldman
There are laws that cover accessibility for the four main broadcast networks and the top five cable networks, which get reassessed every three years. But for film and streaming, nothing. So obviously we were curious why it is that any Movies are getting described at all. Well, the story of how we got to this spot could begin in a dozen different places, but the most straightforward version begins in 2011. That was the year the national association of the Deaf brought a lawsuit against Netflix for violating the Americans with Disabilities Act. They said that by failing to provide captions on some of its streaming content, the company had denied equal access to the deaf and hard of hearing community.
Carl Richardson
And rather than lose the court case, Netflix agreed voluntarily to caption 100% of the films and TV shows on Netflix. And it was then that the American Council of Blind decided, let's see if we have a shot for doing audio description.
Alex Goldman
Now, given the success of that first effort, you might expect that when the American Council of the Blind brought their own accessibility lawsuit against Netflix just a few years later, they would achieve the same outcome. Netflix would agree to describe 100% of the content on its platform, and everyone would be happy. But the thing is, Netflix doesn't have the right to describe everything on its platform, because unlike closed captions, audio descriptions are technically classified as derivative works, meaning it can only be created by the party that owns the copyright to the movie. Now, I want to pause really quickly here and make sure that everyone understands what I just said, because it is the key to everything. Remember all those little decisions that Jenna was talking about making, about casting a narrator and how to mix the music, how to describe what's happening on the screen? Well, when you put all those together, they make their own modified movie. And if that modified movie hasn't been authorized by the copyright holder, it's considered copyright infringement. So after that 2016 settlement, Netflix agreed to make audio descriptions for 100% of its original content, but nothing more. So at first, the other movies and TV shows on its platform, that is the vast majority of its offerings, none of them had audio descriptions. But then something pretty amazing happened. After Netflix settled that lawsuit, a whole bunch of other streamers and distributors started describing their own movies and TV shows, and they've been doing it ever since on an entirely voluntary basis. And sure, you could say that they're only doing that because they're afraid of being sued. And, yeah, that probably does have something to do with it, but according to literally every person we spoke to about this issue, that's definitely not the whole story.
Carl Richardson
I also think they do it because they can track who's watching it, who's not, and they wouldn't be doing it if the numbers didn't back it up.
Alex Goldman
These companies don't share their consumer data, but it seems like accessibility is actually good for business and that seems to be reflected in the choices they're making about what does and does not get described.
Carl Richardson
We're trying to work with companies to do back catalog, but that's complicated too because it costs money and back catalog tend not to get the viewership of a new show.
Chris
Right.
Carl Richardson
I'm sure many films on your listeners list, Chris, were old movies, is that correct?
Alex Goldman
Honestly, when I looked at it initially, I didn't think that Chris's list was full of old movies. But if 2016 was the bellwether year for audio descriptions, then yeah, it's full of stuff that was made before that Mark. In fact, of the 55 movies that are on Chris List, only two of the English language titles were released after that point. And they were both very independent movies. Like one of them had a budget of just $3 million. As for the foreign language films, Carl says that pretty soon we're going to start to see a lot more of them getting released with audio descriptions. Because just last year the EU passed a new law, the European Accessibility act, that among other things, requires broadcasters and streaming services to provide audio descriptions for all their new video content. As for the back catalogs, those will need to become accessible by 2030. How this will impact new theatrical releases or titles that aren't owned by streamers or broadcasters, Carl is not entirely sure. What he does know is that in the United States right Now, an estimated 80 to 85% of new movies are being released with audio descriptions. And that number will go up because one of the biggest obstacles they currently face is public awareness.
Carl Richardson
I'm just unaware that blind people watch movies. But if you go to the Audio Description Project website, which is ADP for Audio Description Project Project, ACB for AmericanCouncilOfTheBlind.org we have over 13,000 titles now. That's a drop in the bucket to every movie that's ever made. But 10 years ago we maybe had a thousand, you know what I mean? So we are making incremental progress.
Alex Goldman
Coming out of our conversation with Carl, we were feeling really good about the future of audio accessibility, but we were also feeling something a little less good. Because like all of those other third party audio descriptions of the movies on Chris list, whatever we decided to make, it was going to be illegal. So although we had originally hoped to release it into the world and fill a hole in the accessibility landscape, we realized that whatever we made would have to be for Chris's ears only. Which is one of the reasons why we ended up choosing the movie. We chose. Okay, ready? Grainy words appear this film takes place in New York City in the early 90s. Opening credits appear in the grainy text. Paramount Pictures and Touchstone Pictures present a Scott Rudin Capa de Fina production. Credits continue A Martin Scorsese picture Nicolas Cage title appears Bringing out the Dead how was that? Bringing out the Dead is a Martin Scorsese movie that came out in 1999, and if you aren't familiar with it, it's probably because it's not considered to be one of his better efforts. It's a grimy, dirty movie about paramedics on the graveyard shift in New York City, navigating their own messy personal lives, as well as the lives of their patients. But for me, it's always felt like Scorsese at his best, a movie that both chuckles at and holds space for the worst moments in people's lives. It's a movie about death and suffering and hope, and as Scorsese himself said, quote, it's about what our part is in life. But it's no surprise to me that the movie is an audio described because no one saw it. Unfortunately, the marketing for the movie made it look like a Michael Bay film, prominently using a scene where an ambulance crashes spectacularly in all of the trailers, even though that moment is almost incidental to the plot. But it was so good to watch again, especially while I audio described it, because it forced me to pay attention to the visual aspects of the movie that have previously just blown right by me from start to finish. It took about three weeks to complete the project. After tracking with Jenna, we sent everything over to our engineer Noah Smith, who mixed my narration track into the movie and when it was all done we sent it to Chris, who got back to us a few days later with this message.
Chris
I just finished Bringing out the Dead and I loved it. I love Nic Cage. I love films with this kind of grimy 1990s New York City backdrop. It was a great time. As for the audio description aspect I was very impressed. Everything was very professional. I know Jenna wrote the script, so that was kind of to be expected, but the mixing was really well done. You know, although it was kind of funny at first to hear Alex's voice narrating pretty quickly, I pretty much just forgot that it was even Alex Goldman narrating my movie, and it just kind of became part of the film. I think you guys did a really great job. This is a good experience and I'm looking forward to watching some more movies. So thank you Hyperfixed team for expanding the accessible world just a little bit for me.
Alex Goldman
Hyperfixed is produced and edited by Emma Cortlandt, Amore Yates, Serious Offer, Sukanek and Victoria Dominguez Peak. The episode was engineered by Tony Williams. Special thanks to Noah Smith, who masterfully makes Bringing out the Dead for our listener Chris. And also thanks to Joel Snyder, President of Audio Description Associates, for giving us more context about the Audio Description world. The music is by Breakmaster, Cylinder and me. You can get bonus episodes, access to our Discord and much more by becoming a Premium Hyper Fix member@hyperfix pod.com join we have merch@merch.hyperfixpod.com and premium members get a 15% discount on everything. So definitely go get stuff. It supports the show and you'll be ready for Fashion Week. Hyper Fixed As a proud member of Radiotopia from prx, a network of independent, creator owned, listener supported podcasts, Discover Audio with visionadiotopia fm. Thanks so much for listening.
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This episode explores the barriers faced by visually impaired film lovers through the story of Chris, a blind cinephile with a massive movie watchlist. Despite the growing prevalence of audio descriptions (AD), Chris is locked out of many beloved and culturally significant films due to inconsistent AD availability. The episode investigates why this gap exists, dives into the art and challenge of audio description itself, and chronicles the Hyperfixed team’s attempt to create a custom audio description for Chris.
[02:55-04:06]
[05:41-10:22]
[06:13-07:51]
[11:06-17:47, with Jenna]
Memorable Jenna Quote:
“Finding language that is concise and evocative is probably our biggest challenge as describers...” (Jenna, 15:23)
Jenna on jump scares:
“You leave a little bit of silence right before the jump scare happens... so that you can get that little, oh, God, what was that? At the same time as everyone else...” (21:49)
Jenna:
“Professional audio description has a lot of quality standards and is highly technical because we want to create the best possible product for a marginalized community... I would not recommend taking on audio description for an entire film if you don't have previous experience with it.” (25:00)
Jenna volunteers to help create a professional AD track for one of Chris’s most-desired films, “Pan’s Labyrinth.”
[28:03-29:00]
[29:48-41:17]
Alex investigates the legal framework:
Progress:
Carl Richardson:
“There's no law or mandate which covers audio description for film and television.” (35:52)
“We are making incremental progress.” (40:50)
[41:17-45:06]
Chris’s Reaction:
On inaccessible films:
“Everybody loved Parasite when that came out, but I can’t see that... But some stuff like Squid Game was described, so I can see that.” (Chris, 08:01)
On the arbitrary nature of AD availability:
“There seems to be no rhyme or reason behind what does and does not get an audio description.” (Alex Goldman, 07:05)
On the importance of objective writing, with subjectivity:
“Creating that objectivity is actually a highly subjective process. It requires the producer to make countless micro decisions about what information is needed...” (Alex Goldman, 12:36)
Audio description as technical art:
“It is truly a high-wire, plate spinning act.” (Alex Goldman, 17:47)
On law and advocacy:
“Netflix doesn’t have the right to describe everything on its platform... audio descriptions are technically classified as derivative works.” (Alex Goldman, 37:00)
Hope for the future:
“If you go to the Audio Description Project website... we have over 13,000 titles now... ten years ago we maybe had a thousand... so we are making incremental progress.” (Carl Richardson, 40:50)
| Timestamp | Segment & Content | |-----------|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:36 | [Start of main show; introduction to Chris] | | 04:06 | Chris describes going blind, explains specific visual impairment | | 05:41 | Explanation of audio description & struggles of blind film fans | | 06:33 | Example of audio description with “Top Gun: Maverick” | | 07:36 | Chris provides examples of major inaccessible films | | 08:50 | Chris expresses frustration and sense of exclusion from culture | | 11:06 | Plan: Team will investigate AD industry and try to make a custom track | | 11:42 | Jenna introduces the art and science of professional audio description | | 17:47 | The complex challenge of objectivity, brevity, technical research | | 19:27 | Demo discussion: “Smile 2” clip, describing jump scares and visual representation rules | | 25:00 | Jenna explains training and technical standards; introduces “YouDescribe” for practice | | 28:03 | The team’s Pan’s Labyrinth plan derailed by language rights/copyright reality | | 29:48 | Legal deep-dive—Carl Richardson on U.S. & global AD laws, copyright as a barrier | | 35:20 | Legal and business forces shaping what gets described | | 39:35 | Why old/back-catalog films remain especially inaccessible | | 41:17 | Decision to make a limited private AD track for Chris ("Bringing Out the Dead") | | 43:54 | Chris’s grateful reaction |
This episode provides a deeply personal and technically illuminating journey through the realm of film accessibility for blind and low-vision audiences. It highlights both the systemic barriers—legal, economic, historical—and the painstaking craft behind making movies accessible. While the team’s solution is narrow and imperfect, it offers hope and points to growing, if incremental, progress within the industry. For movie fans, advocates, and accessibility allies, “Chris’s Watchlist” is an essential listen and a call to action.
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