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I Am The Cute One
Hosted by Cloud10 · EN
Welcome to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe. Each week, Donny Hadfield (Lea Michele Book Club President) and Chelsea Rivers (Man Hating Gemini) will chat movies and gossip about pop culture and current events, but mostly they'll overshare, trauma dump, and embarrass themselves publicly!
So if talking sh*t is your love language, smash that subscribe button and let's get ~*cUtE*~
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Brokeback Mountain (The Cuties Hate Soup!)
Feb 2301:01:06Tap to summarizeWe wish we knew how to quit you! To end Tears and Queers month, the Cute Ones are watching the should-be Oscar winner, “Brokeback Mountain.” A quick note: Chelsea knew it would be a hit even though she didn’t know it took place in the past. They also discuss their hatred of outdoor activities, the diobolical diet of beans for bottoms, childhood trauma about getting sick, and disgust over clam parm. Also, Donny finds a way to drag Gen Z yet again - this time, not for being ugly, but for their tendency to make memes about serious topics. (Unedited runtime: 1 hour 14 minutes) To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →TGIF 2/20/26: The Cuties Fight with Ticketmaster!
Feb 2000:41:10Tap to summarize(Unedited runtime: 1 hour) To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →A Walk to Remember (The Cuties Have Flesh Colored Lips!)
Feb 1600:50:32Tap to summarizeChelsea and her flesh-colored lips needed a mental health break this week, so Donny pushed back covering “Brokeback Mountain” until next week (but maybe he’s just hazing her?), so they’re watching “A Walk to Remember” instead. They also talk about how Chelsea embarrassed herself recently and what glee character she’s most like. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →TGIF 2/13/26: The Cuties Rob a Bank and You'll Never Believe Why!
Feb 1300:39:38Tap to summarizeUnedited episode runtime: 1 hour 4 minutes To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →Stand By Me (The Cuties Learn a New Slur!)
Feb 900:49:01Tap to summarizeDonny tried his best to like “Stand By Me,” but… meh. But maybe that’s because he just didn’t get it (his notes back that up). Before diving into this movie, the two take a moment to highlight the magic that is The Hot Chick and Blueberries For Sal. Then, they discuss the horrors of being Type B and bond over new slurs. What ya gonna do, Ike? (Unedited Runtime: 1 hour 18 minutes) To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →TGIF 8/15/25: The Cuties Pick a Fight on the Internet!
Aug 1500:44:30Tap to summarizeTGIF (Cuties! We'll say it for you if you're at work)! Put your sneakers on (cc: Vanessa Hudgens' Sneakernight) and plan a party with your friends where you... debate lawn chairs and pay your bills while Chelsea plays video games and Donny celebrates sobriety with JoJo. Or you could fight with strangers on the internet because that's what the Cute Ones are doing with their week! INTRO 1:30 2000s dance party/freakier friday 6:30 P.f. chang’s & chelsea’s dream about donny 7:30 donny’s emotional sobriety update 11:00 video games are ruining chelsea’s life 12:30 fighting on the internet: embarrassing or fun? RECOMMENDATIONS 18:40 choosing joy (and energy drinks) 23:40 song of achilles 25:00 YOUTUBE LIVE ANNOUNCEMENT HEADLINES 25:30 is alec baldwin okay???? 26:40 taylor swift’s new album 28:40 cruel summer season 3 31:40 jessica biel / 7th heaven 32:20 MGK / aliens in hollywood 37:30 CUTIE OF THE WEEK To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →Summer Blockbuster Series: Deep Impact w/ Noor of The Reality Is
Aug 11, 202500:58:16Tap to summarizeTo access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →TGIF 8/8/25: The Cuties Tumble Off Their High Horse!
Aug 8, 202500:37:59Tap to summarizeIn this episode, Donny and Chelsea explore themes of mindfulness, sleep hygeine, and the importance of being intentional with time. They discuss their personal experiences with digital detox, new hobbies, and the excitement surrounding Big Brother 40. The conversation also touches on the impact of AI in daily life, health concerns, and the escapism found in gaming. They share recommendations for theater and entertainment, along with updates on pop culture and reality TV. The episode concludes with reflections on personal growth and the significance of community. ...if Chelsea asks, a human totally wrote this. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →Summer Blockbuster Series: The Royal Tenenbaums (The Cuties Get Cuckholded!)
Aug 4, 202501:00:34Tap to summarizeGreat. As if Donny didn't have enough trauma from watching The Royal Tenenbaums once, we're revisiting it with this flashback episode! To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →TGIF 8/1/25: The Cuties Dip Baby Toes in Soy Sauce!
Aug 1, 202500:37:02Tap to summarizeDonny's sister had her baby, but he has bigger things to talk about: his diarrhea this week, but that's nothing on what Chelsea went through this week: deleting TikTok after learning about time traveling Airbnbs. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie MERCH! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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