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I Never Liked You
Hosted by Matteo Lane and Nick Smith · EN
Eavesdrop on the love-hate relationship between Matteo and Nick, inseparable best friends who can’t stand each other. Brace yourself for the kind of bickering only the closest of friends can deliver.
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132. Who is More Straight?
6d ago00:30:37Tap to summarizeOn todays episode we try to figure out who would be a better straight guy. I mean it is TOUGH to decide, who do you think won? Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/INLY #rulapod Come to nicks next show! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1993795968413 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →131. The Odyssey
2w ago00:40:39Tap to summarizeThe Odyssey - Matteo Lane & Nick Smith - I Never Liked You 131 Today we are discussing the new hit movie, the odyssey! It was nicks bright idea to go see it in 4d and oh boy do we have some thoughts. ENJOY! 🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans! Use code never at checkout. Download the Saily app or go to https://saily.com/never ⛵ Download the Poshmark app today and use code inly10 when you sign up to get $10 off your first purchase. Come to nicks next show! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1993795968413 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 0:14 Notice anything new in the studio? 1:34 What is a hiccup? 3:30 Seeing the Odyssey in 4D 9:50 Nick's reaction during the movie footage 15:56 Our movie review (spoilers!) 35:16 New segment: Nick gets scared Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →130. Callers Leave Insane Voicemails
3w ago00:45:36Tap to summarizeWe are back with some more voicemail and they are so good. Thanks for leaving voicemails and u can call in and leave one here! Leave us a voicemail with your questions or advice requests! We loved making this episode and hope you enjoyed it too. Let us know if you want more! A note on voicemails: We listen to all of them, but tend to pick ones that are lighthearted and not too long, unless it's a truly wild story. Call us: (929) 432-4193 Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/inly #rulapod F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code INLY15 at https://theperfectjean.nyc/INLY15 #theperfectjeanpod Come to nicks next show! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1993795968413 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 0:41 Nick's New Outfit 2:41 Call 1: Bad Retail Experiences 10:47 Call 2: How to Set Boundaries with Family 16:59 Call 3: You Guys Are the Best 21:49 Call 3: How Do You Picture Yourself in 20 Years? 26:25 Call 4: Giving a Eulogy at Each Other's Funeral 32:48 Call 5: Big Fan 33:47 Call 6: Best Solo Date After Getting Broken Up With 34:59 Call 7: I'm Coming on Your Podcast 35:45 Call 8: Who Would Be on America's Most Wanted 37:57 Call 9: Birthday at Olive Garden 38:46 Call 10: Favorite Rendition of Ain't No Way 41:54 Call 11: Nicest Thing Done for the Other Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →129. The Twilight Saga
4w ago00:27:17Tap to summarizeToday we planned on talking about expectations as an adults but then it quickly changed into talking about twiglight and watching scary movies scenes. We hope you enjoy! Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/inly Come to nicks next show! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1993795968413 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →128. Caitlin Peluffo
Jul 900:41:55Tap to summarizeToday we are joined by a very good friend Caitlin Peluffo! We talk her journey on Funny AF, getting dm’d by arianna grande, little house on the prarie, and doing some horrible gigs together. ENJOY! Go to https://quince.com/inly for free shipping and 365-day returns Check out Caitlins Special now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M5HKgLyjcI 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 1:15 Caitlin Gets the Pass 1:48 Caitlin Is a Hard Worker! 2:36 Caitlin Goes on Funny AF! 4:54 Do You Have Kevin Hart's Number? 5:30 Caitlin Touched the Rock 6:30 Little House on the Prairie 8:59 Churning Butter 10:22 Wearing a Prairie Outfit to School 11:11 The Oregon Trail 14:23 Who Would Win in a Fight: Nick or Matteo? 16:19 Traveling with Caitlin Is So Much Fun 17:44 Caitlin's New Special, Prosciutto Rose 19:22 Ariana Grande DMed Caitlin 20:52 Frankie Grande 22:22 Ariana Grande 26:31 Nick's "Game" 27:43 The Beacon in P-Town 29:02 What Year Did You Start Doing Comedy? 29:07 Favorite Venue to Perform At 29:12 Worst Venue to Perform At 29:37 Favorite City to Perform In 29:40 Least Favorite City to Perform In 33:10 Favorite Person You've Opened For 33:15 Dream Person to Open For 33:59 Do You Think You Should Have Won Funny AF? 34:07 Do You Agree with Who Won? 35:38 Would You Go Back for Season 2? 36:19 Get Us on The Amazing Race! 37:25 Would You Date a Fan? 37:35 You Have to Choose: Matteo or Nick 38:31 Watch Caitlin's Special, Prosciutto Rose — Link Below! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →127. Krysta Rodriguez
Jul 200:59:05Tap to summarizeToday we have Krysta Rodriguez on the podcast!! We talk about being on Broadway together, auditioning for spring awakening, and the most starstruck she’s ever been. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/inly/ #rulapod #ad 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 1:33 Nick Auditioned For Roxie 3:55 Krysta Is So Talented 5:25 Being Overwhelmed in Rehearsal 6:20 Dropping in Vs Originating A Broadway Role 9:44 Laughing on Broadway 12:09 Do You Prefer Dropping Into A Show Vs Originating? 15:37 Both Lizas in One Place 18:29 Being A Part of Spring Awakening 20:48 What Are Broadway Auditions Like 24:41 Do You Know How Special Spring Awakening Was at the Beginning? 26:15 Would You Play Annie? 27:59 The Ladder 31:38 How's It Been? 33:03 Nick's Rapid Fire Questions 34:06 First Broadway Show You Ever Did 34:14 Favorite Broadway Show You Ever Did 34:39 Dream Role 35:14 Who Is Someone You Would Love to Design For 36:00 Most Starstruck You've Ever Been 37:02 TV Or Theatre? 38:01 Designing Broadway Dressing Rooms 41:01 Smash, Who Should Have Been Marilyn 42:02 Who's a Better Liza? 43:30 Most Talented Costar 45:20 I Think Billy Is Gay 46:49 How Do You Feel About Our Studio? 48:28 How's Chicago Going? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →126. Pride
Jun 2500:34:04Tap to summarizeToday we are talking about Pride! So many companiues arent doing pride anymore and it’s a shame. Soooo we decided to take it in our hands and come up with some new slogans for their companies! Enjoy! New deals and styles are listed every day, so don't wait. Download the Poshmark app today and use code inly10 when you sign up to get $10 off your first purchase. https://www.poshmark.com/inly10 Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/inly #rulapod #ad 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 1:13 Carrie is the WORST in Sex and the City 2:09 Pride Month! 3:50 Nick's First Improv Show 7:58 Making New Pride Slogans For Companies 8:30 Dove Soap 9:18 Arby's 9:50 Burger King 10:32 Head & Shoulders 11:29 Neutrogena 11:50 Tide 11:58 Bounty 12:47 Febreze 13:24 Kraft 17:24 Chobani 17:37 Red Bull 18:54 We Should Go Out One Night! 20:03 McDonald's 22:51 Chipotle 25:17 Taco Bell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →125. Life Updates
Jun 1800:33:01Tap to summarizeSooo on todays episode we talk about what has been going on in our lives recenetly because it so much has been going on. We hope you enjoy this one and always be kind!! Enjoy! Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/inly https://mengotomars.com | 50% off for life + Free Shipping + 3 Free Gifts 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 0:16 We Found a (Small) Sanctuary! 1:02 Nick Scares Himself 2:28 Nick Tries to Do the Muppets 4:02 Matteo Is on Broadway!!! 8:55 Nick Major Life Update! 16:17 Matteo Life Update! 16:54 What Does Nick Know? 19:38 Mexico City with Atsuko 21:34 Updates? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →124. Taking Listener Calls
Jun 1100:33:33Tap to summarizeWe have started a voicemail where you can leave us questions and ask for advice! We really enjoyed this episode and hope you did too, let us know if you would like to see more of these in the future! Leave us a voicemail with your questions or advice requests! We loved making this episode and hope you enjoyed it too. Let us know if you want more! A note on voicemails: We listen to all of them, but tend to pick ones that are lighthearted and not too long, unless it's a truly wild story. https://theperfectjean.nyc/INLY15 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see Nicks Show June 20th! https://www.ticketmaster.com/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-brooklyn-new-york-06-20-2026/event/300064A4511BECED?_gl=1*kgrd03*_ga*MTQwNDI4NzYyNC4xNzc4MDg2MDI5*_ga_C1T806G4DF*czE3NzgwODYwMjkkbzEkZzAkdDE3NzgwODYwMjkkajYwJGwwJGgw 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 3:04 Voicemail 1 - Sue Calls In 3:44 Voicemail 2 - Somethinggggggggg 4:14 Voicemail 3 - Can I Make a Nick Paperdoll? 5:36 Voicemail 4 - What Is the Largest Animal You Could Fight? 9:37 Voicemail 5 - How To Tell Someone They Failed a Drug Test? 10:40 Voicemail 6 - How To Get Over a Breakup When the D Is Sooo Good? 11:50 Voicemail 7 - Is Nick Trying To Get Smarter? 15:07 Voicemail 8 - What Reality Show Would You Go On? 17:38 Voicemail 9 - Moving Into College 18:22 Voicemail 10 - Is Nick OK????????????? 19:42 Voicemail 11 - Nick Gets His Flowers 20:38 Voicemail 12 - What's Your Favorite Muppet? 21:49 Voicemail 13 - Craigslist Haircut 23:05 Voicemail 14 - Nick Still Doesn't Understand Lake Michigan 27:17 Voicemail 15 - What Pokemon Trainer Would You Be? 29:48 Voicemail 16 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribe →123. Peppermint
Jun 401:26:39Tap to summarizeToday we have Peppermint on the episode and we chatted about Escape rooms, when she first met Bob, survial; of the thickest, and how much to pack for a one night stay. https://transequality.org https://shop.moodyteas.co/shop/746092343761-transcendence-color-changing-joy-blend-with-miss-peppermint-3415#attribute_values=2,11 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see Nicks Show June 20th! https://www.ticketmaster.com/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-brooklyn-new-york-06-20-2026/event/300064A4511BECED?_gl=1*kgrd03*_ga*MTQwNDI4NzYyNC4xNzc4MDg2MDI5*_ga_C1T806G4DF*czE3NzgwODYwMjkkbzEkZzAkdDE3NzgwODYwMjkkajYwJGwwJGgw 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:54 We loves games 0:04:26 Six Flags 0:05:50 Escape rooms 0:08:28 VR 0:11:56 Grand Marshall Of Pride 0:19:30 The Infamous Viral Clip 0:22:09 When did you first meet bob?? 0:26:39 m 0:28:53 Pepperminty calls out bob the drag queen 0:32:59 Nick being shady 0:44:40 Survival of the thickest season 3 0:49:10 OLIVE GARDEN?!?!?! 0:55:34 Nicks lightning round 0:57:37 Live performing or TV? 0:57:54 Favorite drag queen of all time 0:58:47 Favorite TV Show 1:00:02 Is it Fashion? 1:00:09 Dream vacation 1:00:41 Least favorite city 1:01:10 Worst gig 1:03:09 How many bags for 1 night stay 1:14:05 Horrible Hotel expereince Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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