Podcast Summary: "Book Characters' Dating Profiles"

Podcast Information

• Title: I'll Read What She's Reading
• Host/Author: Kennedy, Reggie, & Mikayla
• Description: Join Kennedy, Reggie, & Mikayla every Wednesday as they discuss everything from smash or pass on their favorite book characters, deep dives on their favorite authors, & more. Want to read & not sure where to start? Just read what they’re reading! Each month the girls will have a monthly book club book that they, along with their listeners, will read together & discuss. See you Wednesday!
• Episode: Book Characters' Dating Profiles
• Release Date: February 19, 2025

1. Introduction

The episode begins with a brief greeting from the hosts, Kennedy, Reggie, and Mikayla. Kennedy sets the stage by introducing the episode’s main theme: creating dating profiles for popular book characters. She acknowledges the collaboration with listeners, thanking them for their high-quality submissions, which enriched the episode’s content.

Kennedy [00:13]: "These episodes are a lot harder to do without your guys' help. So thank you, thank you."

2. Updates on Current Reads

Before diving into the main segment, the trio shares updates on the books they are currently reading.

• Reggie: Recently finished "Dark Age," the latest in the Red Rising series, and expressed enthusiasm for starting the next book, "Lightbringer." He mentions the complexity of the series, noting, “I just feel like I need flashcards for these books” (00:49).

• Kennedy: Completed "Out of the Woods" by Hannah Bonham Young and praised the author for her portrayal of marriage. She’s currently reading the second Brandon Sanderson book in the Mistborn trilogy, "Of Ascension," though she admits to struggling with Sanderson’s wordiness (04:12 - 07:03).

• Mikayla: Reads "Dark Age" alongside Reggie and plans to read the book club selection for February, while also grappling with her reading pace and Goodreads tracking issues (02:54 - 08:21).

3. Main Segment: Book Characters' Dating Profiles

The core of the episode revolves around creating imaginative dating profiles for beloved book characters. The hosts adopt a structured format, categorizing each profile with age, height, occupation, interests, type, and pickup line.

a. Reggie’s Profiles

1. Riddick from "Fourth Wing":

   • Age: Young enough to keep up, old enough to know what I'm doing (09:21)
   • Height: Estimated 6'2"
   • Occupation: Writer and professional flirt
   • Interests: Drinking games, ice play, Ox, Chord, DJ
   • Type: Someone who can hold his attention, has sharp wit, is strong-willed, has a soft side, and likes danger
   • Pickup Line: “I may be an ice wielder, but get close enough to me and I promise you'll be melting.” (09:54)

   Kennedy [11:13]: "Very accurate. That's my ridic for you."

2. Cassian from "Fourth Wing":

   • Age: 537
   • Height: 6'7"
   • Occupation: General, Commander of the Night Court
   • Hobbies: Sparring, testing out headboards, setting up Christmas parties
   • Pickup Line: “Are you part mountain? Because climbing you just became my new goal.” (12:29)
   • Type: Girls that are mean to him

   Mikayla [12:27]: "That was great."

3. Azriel from "Fourth Wing":

   • Age: Older than he looks
   • Height: Estimated 6'4"
   • Occupation: Spymaster, professional problem solver, and secret keeper
   • Interests: Flying solo or with the right lady, knives and swords, snowball fights, emo music
   • Type: Loyalty, kindness, and a good listener
   • Pickup Line: “I may be quiet, but I promise I know how to make you scream.” (14:55)

   Kennedy [15:10]: "Round of applause for Azriel. Wow."

4. Rune Dannon from "Red Rising":

   • Age: 75
   • Height: 6'5"
   • Occupation: Crown prince of the Val Barn Fae
   • Interests: Loud music, mirthroot tattoos, using his tongue
   • Type: Women who can hold their own, are real not fake, good for a good time or good bang
   • Pickup Line: “I may be a prince, but the only thing I want to rule is your body.” (20:43)

   Mikayla [21:20]: "I'm dying."

5. Darow from "Red Rising":

   • Age: 23
   • Height: 5'10"
   • Occupation: Howler One
   • Interests: Sword fighting, plastic surgery, horseback riding
   • Type: Any woman that's smarter than him
   • Pickup Line: “Are you a son of Aries? Because I'm feeling Rising.” (16:05)

   Kennedy [17:01]: "Oh, wow."

b. Mikayla’s Profiles

1. Cassian (Female Perspective):

   • Age: 21
   • Height: 5'4"
   • Occupation: Dragon Whisperer
   • Hobbies: Cosplaying as Thor, making tea, American Ninja Warrior Love
   • Type: Tall, dark, and handsome; someone she can have an instant spark with
   • Pickup Line: “Taren is black. Scale is blue. To the rider right next to me. Will you let me ride you?” (13:15)

   Reggie [13:17]: "I’d swipe right on Violet."

2. Dorian:

   • Age: 20
   • Height: 6'0"
   • Occupation: Crown prince
   • Hobbies: Reading, hanging with bestie Kale, being riz, masked
   • Pickup Line: “Forget armor. How about we see how good you look in just those scars?” (15:45)
   • Type: Women who are headstrong and avoid telling their feelings

   Mikayla [16:05]: "Very accurate."

3. Aen Galathinius:

   • Age: 20
   • Height: 5'6"
   • Occupation: Assassin
   • Hobbies: Bird watching, eating chocolate, live music
   • Type: Tattoo artist
   • Pickup Line: “I bet you fight with a sword, but I'd rather feel you handle me with your hands.” (22:32)

   Kennedy [23:02]: "That is not how I thought that pickup line was going to go."

c. Kennedy’s Profiles

1. Violet from "Fourth Wing":

   • Age: 21
   • Height: 5'4"
   • Occupation: Dragon Whisperer
   • Hobbies: Cosplaying as Thor, making tea, American Ninja Warrior Love
   • Type: Tall, dark, and handsome; someone she can have an instant spark with
   • Pickup Line: “Taren is black. Scale is blue. To the rider right next to me. Will you let me ride you?” (13:15)

   Reggie [13:17]: "I'd swipe right on Violet."

2. Rhysand from "A Court of Thorns and Roses":

   • Age: 535
   • Height: 6'2"
   • Occupation: High Lord of the Night Court
   • Hobbies: Gym, making soup, stargazing
   • Type: Someone much younger who loves to paint; bonus points if they need help learning to read
   • Pickup Line: “I'd say bless you, but it looks like you already have been.” (18:28)

   Reggie [19:05]: "Oh yeah."

3. Severo from "Red Rising":

   • Age: 23
   • Height: 5'10"
   • Occupation: None of your business (humorous twist)
   • Hobbies: Not showering, hanging with bros, taxidermy
   • Type: Someone who can throw him around a bit and doesn't take crap from anyone
   • Pickup Line: “Do you have a map? Because I'm getting lost in your eyes.” (23:29)

   Reggie [24:04]: "That's a good one."

d. Listener-Submitted Pickup Lines

The hosts share creative pickup lines submitted by listeners, adding a personal touch and variety to the profiles.

• Fenris:

  • “I wolf you.” (26:47)

• Dorian:

  • “Are you wearing space pants? Because your butt is out of this world.” (26:58)

• Tamlin:

  • “Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.” (27:22)

• Nesta:

  • “Are you a battlefield? Because I'd let you ravage me all night.” (25:55)

Kennedy [27:37]: "We're sharing our thoughts and opinions on manacult."

4. Speed Dating Discussion

Shifting gears, the hosts delve into a playful discussion about hypothetically speed-dating book characters. They imagine scenarios where Reggie would interact with Azriel and Rowan, and Kennedy would pair with Cassian. Mikayla expresses her reservations about fitting into these fictional worlds but joins in the fun.

Kennedy [29:44]: "If you like that too, hopefully you enjoyed this episode."

The conversation highlights their camaraderie and humorous takes on how they'd handle interactions with their favorite characters, blending both fantasy elements and real-life awkwardness.

5. Conclusion and Farewell

Wrapping up the episode, the hosts tease the next week’s topic, “Man Cult,” a highly requested episode. They encourage listeners to engage by sharing their own dating profiles and to follow them on Goodreads, Instagram, and TikTok for updates.

Kennedy [38:40]: "But, yeah, we're sharing our thoughts and opinions on manacult. It's been a very, very highly requested episode."

They close with warm thanks to their audience, inviting them to tune in next week and to provide feedback through reviews and social media interactions.

Notable Quotes:

• Reggie on Dark Age: “I feel like I need flashcards for these books because I feel like I gotta study up on some things before I start the next book.” (01:14)

• Mikayla on Sanderson’s Writing: “Brandon Sanderson is really wordy and there's a lot of talk, no action until like the last portion of his books.” (05:10)

• Kennedy’s Struggle with Reading: “If Brandon Sanderson wasn't the man that he is and how much people talk about him, I honestly think I would dnf this book.” (05:07)

• Reggie on Azriel’s Profile: “I may be quiet, but I promise I know how to make you scream.” (14:55)

• Mikayla on Fitting In: “I think Reggie would fit in really well there.” (35:09)

Conclusion

This episode of "I'll Read What She's Reading" offers a delightful blend of creativity and humor as the hosts craft dating profiles for their favorite book characters. Their engaging interactions, coupled with insightful book discussions and listener contributions, make for an entertaining and informative session. Whether you're a fan of fantasy novels or simply enjoy imaginative conversations, this episode provides a rich and enjoyable listening experience.