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Reggie
I'm Reggie.
Kennedy
And I'm Kennedy.
Michaela
It's an. It's another Wednesday, another podcast episode for you guys. So in favor of it being the month of love, we wanted to kind of do relationship dating kind of episode and we thought what better way to do that than a speed dating for all of our favorite fictional characters. So we asked you guys who you would want to see on a speed dating, you know, episode. Evening night and you guys came through. But to start, we're going to discuss some people that we would like to speed date and then we'll get into some of your guys responses and we'll kind of discuss whether we think it would go well. Not go so well.
Reggie
Yeah, like book characters against book characters.
Michaela
Yeah.
Reggie
But we're gonna.
Michaela
Yeah.
Reggie
Starting off with who we personally would want.
Michaela
Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot to mention this is book characters. I mean this is awesome. This is a book podcast after all. So had to clarify. Not just random fictional characters. It is book fictional characters. So does anyone want to start? Who would you want to speed date?
Kennedy
I mean, my obvious choice is Dorian.
Michaela
Yeah.
Kennedy
Something about that was the first person.
Reggie
That came to my mind.
Kennedy
He's got the charisma. He. I would walk. I would walk into a room and just pass away if I saw Dorian Haviliar.
Michaela
Yeah.
Kennedy
In the flesh.
Michaela
I know. I feel like you gotta kind of pick someone that is like, it's very charismatic and can be a little flirty because like maybe some of my go to choices for My favorite, like, book boyfriends would not be, like.
Kennedy
Yeah.
Michaela
The best speed daters.
Reggie
Well, I was thinking, like, I would love to go on a date with Azriel. You know, I love him.
Kennedy
He wouldn't talk. I.
Reggie
But, see, it would kind of be fun to sit with him to try to see what I could get out of him. But I just feel like he'd kind of just be, like, a little quiet cutie. Just kind of like.
Michaela
Yeah. And you have to think about, like, Zaden. Yeah. He'd be terrible on a speed day.
Kennedy
Horrible. Rowan.
Michaela
Yeah. Rowan, horrible. Out of the question. So I. That Dora Dorian is a really great answer. I'm trying to think of some others that are, like, very charismatic. I know there is, but my mind is kind of going blank right now.
Reggie
I would love not a fantasy man. Adrian from Life's Too Short because he's so funny and he's just really quick. I feel like he would be. He just brings off very good, like, first impression vibes.
Kennedy
Mm.
Reggie
You know he's a lawyer, right?
Michaela
Yeah, life's.
Kennedy
Life's too short.
Reggie
Yeah.
Michaela
Yes.
Kennedy
Yeah. So, you know, he's like a. Can have a conversation.
Michaela
Yeah. He's got that. I feel like there's actually a lot of, like, romance book boyfriends that I feel like would do really great. They would excel more than the fantasy.
Kennedy
Oh, for sure.
Michaela
You know, because.
Reggie
Oh, Theo. Since I just read his book Chestnut Springs.
Michaela
Yeah, he would.
Reggie
He's not afraid to speak his mind. Here's the thing.
Kennedy
I don't. Rhett would probably be fine. Cade would be horrible.
Michaela
No, he would.
Reggie
I would not like that.
Kennedy
Thea would be good. Yeah.
Reggie
He speaks his mind. He's not shy.
Michaela
Yeah.
Kennedy
I also think Christian Hems. Is that his last name? Christian Hemi. Hems. Wait, what's Christian's last name?
Michaela
Christian.
Kennedy
Yeah. Hems. Right.
Michaela
Hems.
Kennedy
Christian would be good.
Michaela
Yeah. That's. Daisy hates. Yeah. I just. It'd be so fun to, you know, have someone flirt with you, assuming that.
Reggie
They'Re into us, you know?
Kennedy
You want to know what we should.
Michaela
They honestly would do.
Kennedy
We should have asked, who do they think we would be good with speed dating? Like, who would.
Reggie
For when we do the next episode that we're gonna do. Okay, well, we'll add that after this episode.
Kennedy
Or, like, who. Like, who do we think Reggie would be good with?
Michaela
You know what I mean?
Kennedy
We gotta think about that for next episode.
Reggie
Yeah.
Kennedy
Just like Michaela did come with one that Reggie would. Good. What? You know?
Michaela
Yeah. Okay.
Kennedy
Okay.
Michaela
That could be.
Reggie
Why do I feel like I need to, like, say the definition of speed dating in case anyone listening doesn't understand. I feel like it's very self explanatory. I'm. Speed dating is a formalized matchmaking process with the purpose of encouraging eligible singles to meet new potential partners in a very short period of time. I think. What? There's a certain movie I can think of where they do speed dating.
Kennedy
I don't know.
Reggie
Oh, it's really bothering me. I feel like it's in movies a lot, but I've never actually heard of it happening in real life.
Kennedy
But that sounds like my nightmare in real life, actually. To speed date. Yeah. I would be one of those book characters that would not be good at speed dating. Not for me.
Reggie
You gotta ask, like, good questions too, because you can't just be like, what's your name? Where are you from? Like, you could, but what's your favorite, you know, color.
Michaela
But I would not be very great at it either.
Reggie
Well, I'm excited to ponder on who I think you guys would do have a good speed date with.
Kennedy
Yeah, we'll add that into next week's episode.
Michaela
Yeah. All right. I'm just like, oh, someone else.
Reggie
I'd love to speed date several.
Kennedy
As a friend. Yeah.
Reggie
Yeah. Not that nothing has happened. You're just getting to know each other.
Michaela
I think he would be horrible at it, actually.
Kennedy
Horrible.
Michaela
I think.
Reggie
Oh, I'd be entertained.
Michaela
I would be appalled. But the thing is, is you have to like, you're going into the speed dating trying to find a match with someone. I would probably just be appalled and.
Kennedy
Be like, okay, you would say one wrong thing and he would cuss you out and, like, get up and leave and he stinks. That's the running joke. He stinks. It's not a joke. He really does stink.
Reggie
I. I won't expand. I won't expand.
Michaela
I would also be just terrified of him. Yeah. If I could watch from like, ooh, what about Jax?
Reggie
As in Caraval? Once upon a broken heart. Maybe I shouldn't say that.
Kennedy
You know, he does have charisma, but I don't know if he'd be very good at speed dating.
Michaela
He might.
Kennedy
No, it would depend on his mood.
Michaela
Yeah.
Kennedy
He's a moody guy.
Michaela
He is very. He can also be really mean.
Kennedy
Yeah. I don't know.
Michaela
He doesn't give two craps. So you wouldn't care about your feelings at all? I don't know. I don't know. But I feel like. Let's get into the answer.
Kennedy
Yeah.
Reggie
There's A lot.
Michaela
Wow.
Kennedy
There's a lot. You guys, really, you came through. Can I, Can I go with my favorite one? It's towards the bottom, but it's a great. It's a great.
Michaela
Okay.
Kennedy
It's a great start.
Reggie
All right.
Kennedy
Someone submitted Tarn and Abraxos.
Michaela
Oh.
Kennedy
For those of you who don't know, Taryn is from 4th Wing, the Empyrean series, and Abraxos is from Throne of Glass.
Michaela
Can I make a suggestion? Yeah.
Kennedy
Darna and Abraxos, Taryn and Abraxos would be horrible.
Michaela
Yeah.
Kennedy
And Darna and Abraxos.
Michaela
That's a match made in heaven.
Kennedy
That is a matchmaker.
Michaela
I think that just like fits both of them so well. Tearn and Abraxos would. I don't think it would go well. I think Abraxas is Braxos feels young to me.
Kennedy
Yeah. I also think a Brock Taryn would just steamroll Abraxos. Yeah.
Reggie
Yeah.
Michaela
Or he'd just ignore him.
Reggie
And Darna would she excited about it. Oh, my gosh. I'm going on my A date.
Michaela
Yeah.
Kennedy
Yeah.
Reggie
I'm here for it.
Michaela
Oh, yeah.
Kennedy
I'm so here for that.
Michaela
Yeah.
Kennedy
That is a match made in heaven.
Michaela
Yeah, it really is. Honestly, I would love to see that crossover because Abraxas is a fanfic.
Kennedy
Is he a wyvern?
Michaela
Yeah, he is.
Kennedy
I mean, it might not be a match made in heaven if he's a.
Michaela
Wyvern and you know, it's enemies to lovers.
Kennedy
Someone please write a fan fiction and darn it Abraxos, Please. I want to see my. I'd read it.
Michaela
I'd read it.
Kennedy
I'd read it. Yeah, I actually would.
Michaela
Did you guys see this one? Nesta and Draco Malfoy from Manacled specifically. Okay.
Reggie
I gotta think first interaction and it's hard because you gotta kind of put like their actual love interests aside.
Michaela
Yeah.
Reggie
You know, okay.
Michaela
Yeah.
Kennedy
Because I think they're.
Michaela
I think they're too similar. Yeah, I think so too.
Reggie
I think they would kind of like.
Kennedy
It would be a hot and heavy one nighter and then it would be done.
Reggie
I can only think of I. There's gotta be. The only word I can think of is I frick each other. Oh, but why can't I think of a better way to say that without on the podcast? Like, okay, I guess I could just say they would look at each other. They would be attracted, but they would be like very standoffish in my mind.
Michaela
Yeah. I think so too.
Reggie
Yeah.
Kennedy
But it would be one crazy night.
Reggie
They would. You. You would think they wouldn't have any chemistry. You'd be. Look at them and you'd be like, what? And then you'd find out the next day that like they had a great night but they don't want to talk to each other ever again.
Michaela
Oh, yeah.
Reggie
You know.
Michaela
Yeah.
Kennedy
One night. That's it.
Michaela
Yeah.
Kennedy
And it wouldn't be gentle.
Michaela
I don't even think it would get to a one night stand. I think they would just not like each other at all. But I could see it going that far, you know, Just kind of lonely.
Kennedy
Mm.
Michaela
Yeah.
Kennedy
They're. They're a little drunk. They're just sad.
Reggie
I just kind of see. It was like one of those things, scenes in a movie where it's just like, I hate you. I hate you. Like genuinely, like zero chemistry. And then like. Cut to scene. They're like making out in the hallway, trying to open the door.
Michaela
Yeah. But I feel like when they say they hate each other, they mean it. No, but like, I just don't think they would have any chemistry. Like none.
Reggie
Like not even like sexual chemistry.
Michaela
Not sexual chemistry at all. But maybe. I don't know.
Kennedy
I mean, they are truly similar.
Reggie
Yeah.
Michaela
Yeah.
Reggie
Very interesting. We love a hypothetical situation. That's why we do these.
Michaela
I don't know. Maybe. I don't know. It is hard to put aside other.
Kennedy
Well, I mean, take this into consideration. Into consideration. I know their love interests are their love interests, but that's obviously their type. Right?
Michaela
Yeah.
Kennedy
Nesta's attracted to a goofy, funny, you know, man. And then Draco's attracted to. This would die. Sensitive.
Michaela
Yeah.
Kennedy
Woman. That's quite literally the exact opposite.
Michaela
Yeah.
Kennedy
Of the other. So maybe they wouldn't have chemistry.
Michaela
Yeah. That's like the way I'm like seeing it is I just don't think they. I'm thinking way too hard about it. Thinking way too hard about it. I just don't. I don't think both of them would make a move.
Kennedy
You know what? Because their counterparts did make the move.
Michaela
Did make the moves.
Reggie
True.
Michaela
And so I just don't think any. Like they would make the moves. And there's like I.
Reggie
Maybe in my mind I just want them to make a move, but maybe they actually would.
Kennedy
I don't. You know, that's a. That's a fair point.
Reggie
Yeah, Fair point.
Michaela
That's just the way my brain is thinking.
Reggie
We love analyzing. This is great.
Kennedy
That's why we're here.
Michaela
I feel like we should Be like sports. Analyzing. Oh, no, chemistry. Oh, chemistry. Okay.
Kennedy
Fumble.
Michaela
He fumbled the bag. She also fumbled the bag.
Kennedy
Fumbled the bag.
Reggie
I'm gonna say. Why does someone say Kai and the Weaver? Like, why?
Kennedy
You know what?
Michaela
I think he would. Wait, this is really just this really quick. I think he would flirt just to be funny about it. Like, you know, test his limits to see how far he could get someone to be attracted to him.
Kennedy
Also, if he had something. If the Weaver had something he wanted, he would flirt with anything to get what he wanted.
Michaela
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Reggie
So I like this one. Fenris and Danika.
Michaela
Ooh. Hmm.
Reggie
You know, they have some. They have some similarities.
Michaela
Yeah, they do, they do.
Kennedy
I do almost feel like Danika's a little too harsh for him, though.
Michaela
Yeah, I could see him kind of digging it, though.
Reggie
Yeah. You know, like, maybe not who he'd usually go for.
Michaela
He'd take a chance, I think. Well, I think he would kind of like it.
Kennedy
I mean, honestly, like, someone lay on the shape shifting.
Michaela
Yeah.
Kennedy
Level. You know what I'm saying?
Michaela
They have at least one thing in common already. Immediate. That's a conversation starter. I don't know. I could see it going terribly about them arguing about things because they are similar in that aspect or going very well because she is a little bit harsher. And him kind of like liking a mean person.
Kennedy
He's a little more passive.
Michaela
Yeah.
Kennedy
Wants a little fire in his life.
Michaela
Yeah.
Reggie
But I don't know, experiment a little bit, you know, just see, like, do.
Kennedy
I think it would end in marriage? No, but I think it could be, like, a short relationship full of lust and fire, and they would learn a lot from each other, and then they would meet their mate after.
Michaela
Actually, you know what? I think I see it more as a friendship. Meaning that, like, ooh, I'm gonna show you how I shapeshift. And then I'm like, okay, I'm gonna show you now. Like, them just, like, showing each other. Them, like, shape shifting. Them becoming a pack.
Kennedy
Just the two of them.
Michaela
Just the two of them and them just becoming besties. I see it more as a friendship, now that I'm thinking about it.
Kennedy
I could see that. And not necessarily they would relate on that level, but there wouldn't be a ton of chemistry. Yeah, yeah, I like that answer.
Michaela
Okay.
Kennedy
Okay, you guys ready for this one? Zayden and Manon. Zaden and Manon. This one, I feel like, would be a one night stand.
Michaela
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kennedy
One night stand for sure. I also.
Reggie
I just can't imagine, like, where the conversation's gonna go.
Kennedy
There wouldn't be conversation. It would just be all sexual chemistry and they would just bang it out and be done.
Michaela
This is. We're talking about speed eating.
Kennedy
Well, okay.
Michaela
No, no, they speed. They just get extra astro.
Kennedy
You know, they meet 10 minutes, there's instant sexual attraction. They're like, hold on, this person's attractive.
Reggie
But there's nothing there.
Kennedy
I know there's nothing there, but I just like, gotta get it out of my system and then move on.
Michaela
Yeah, I. I think I kind of agree with that. I. I don't know why, like, that was a really hard one for me to like, picture at all. Like, even speed dating.
Kennedy
I. I mean, they're both beautiful.
Michaela
I don't think they would even talk. They just use their eyes.
Kennedy
Oh, for sure. They would lock.
Reggie
Eyes would be very like, hi, you.
Kennedy
Want to go into the bathroom?
Michaela
Yeah.
Kennedy
And then they go into the bathroom.
Reggie
And then they'd be like, on be bygones. They wouldn't even say goodbye to each other.
Kennedy
They'd walk, hands, and they'd say, nice knowing you.
Michaela
They would never acknowledge it.
Kennedy
Not even. Not even ask their names. No, just literally a point.
Reggie
Catch me outside.
Kennedy
Yep.
Michaela
Yeah. Or Manon would try to eat him and then he'd be like, I'm out.
Kennedy
I don't think Zaden's one, like shy away from a fight, though. I think he'd fight back.
Michaela
Yeah, that's true. It turned into a brawl, probably, and.
Kennedy
Which would turn into another kind of brawl.
Michaela
Okay.
Kennedy
Oh, here's another one. And I want to get your take on it.
Michaela
Okay.
Kennedy
We just said Manon and Zaden. What are your thoughts on AEN and Zaden?
Michaela
H. I think it would actually kind of go well.
Kennedy
I think it'd be friendship.
Michaela
Yeah, Well, I just, I think they're both like, kind of, you know, snarky, you know, quick witted. So I think, yeah, it could maybe go more towards a friendship. But I could see it, like, going well, if that makes sense.
Kennedy
I feel like they have a lot to relate.
Michaela
Good banter. They would have Good banter. And they would have. Yes, very much. A lot to relate to. Maybe they would just give each other advice. Almost like a therapy session.
Reggie
Yeah, yeah.
Michaela
That's how I could see it.
Kennedy
Me too. I agree with that. They would confide in each other as a friend.
Michaela
Yeah, Advice.
Kennedy
It's like that friend that you want advice from.
Michaela
Yeah.
Kennedy
You cry with.
Michaela
Yeah, yeah. They would, you know, say, thank you so much. This is a great conversation. You're a funny guy. You're a funny gal. Good luck in all your endeavors. That's how I think it would go. This would make me laugh. So, so funny, this one. It's Fenris and Riddick.
Reggie
Here's the thing.
Kennedy
Okay, maybe you guys don't agree with me. I feel like Riddick could have chemistry with anyone with an inanimate audience.
Michaela
Yeah, I think so too. I think it would go well.
Kennedy
Yeah. I think he's that type of person you want to be around because he has such a contagious personality.
Michaela
Mm.
Kennedy
I don't know necessarily if it would end in anything more than Fenris than that. I don't know. But I think anyone would want to be around him.
Michaela
Oh, I think so too. I think it would go well. I think they would get along. They would have some good laughs, but I don't think it would be a long term thing.
Kennedy
It would be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like a friends with benefits kind of thing.
Michaela
Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kennedy
I could see for sure. For sure. Someone also wrote, since we're talking about Riddick. Riddick and Cassian, that is. And then they put the ultimate romance. And I agree with that.
Michaela
I think it would be also the ultimate bromance.
Kennedy
Yes.
Michaela
I don't think romantically they would be together, but I think they would be like. I can envision them being best friends where they push it a little too far, where you're like, that's a little questionable, the things you guys are doing. That's like my husband and his best friend.
Kennedy
Yeah.
Reggie
I also love someone said, like, Riddick and Cassian as just wingman.
Michaela
They're the best. Oh, yeah.
Reggie
Yeah.
Kennedy
So I'll take Riddick in any form.
Michaela
Honestly. I think you could put Riddick in any character and I think it would go well unless it was like, actually a villain. He probably could get them to laugh.
Kennedy
Or I don't know, picture, like, is there a character you guys feel like other than a villain? Riddick would like, that wouldn't be able to stand him. Think of someone who's. I mean, that's serious, doesn't like jokes.
Michaela
I don't know. I actually think Elaine wouldn't get along. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Kennedy
He's too much for her.
Michaela
Yeah. I think he's over stimulating.
Reggie
She would, like, giggle, like, but she'd kind of. She'd be like, nice about it, but.
Kennedy
She would just, like, roll.
Michaela
I think she would actually just walk away.
Kennedy
Yeah. Okay.
Michaela
Or she would be nice. She'd be like one of those people that, like, you know, like one of those nice Smiles that you're like, I don't want to be here right now. Okay.
Kennedy
Anyways, everybody's loving on ridic. Someone else put the cereal on ridic.
Michaela
The tea would be spilt. I'm gonna be honest with you guys. I love the cereal. Cereal. How do you say them? I. I just don't understand the hype behind him. Like, everyone, like, wanting to smash him.
Reggie
I think it's just.
Kennedy
I think it's like a meme. Like a meme that just kind of took off and just have. Has a mind of its own now. I don't know.
Michaela
I don't know.
Reggie
I think it's just all jokes.
Michaela
I. I mean, I. Yeah, I think he. He actually. I don't even love him. I.
Kennedy
Here's the thing is, I don't think anywhere it says that the surreal is a him or her. Does it?
Reggie
I don't know.
Kennedy
I don't know.
Reggie
Anyways, I don't know whose turn it is, but I kind of liked what someone said about this one. Elaine and Dane, it says. Our little rule followers.
Michaela
I think they would do great.
Kennedy
Yeah, I think so too.
Reggie
I think that they would, honestly, because they think about it, they don't know anything about each other. He would have the hots for her. It would be really sweet. I think they'd get married. I see that one ending in a marriage.
Michaela
I think you're right.
Kennedy
I agree.
Michaela
I think you're right. You know, like they race it off on a dragon together.
Reggie
They would have be a beautiful, beautiful children, sweethearts, very loyal.
Michaela
Yeah.
Reggie
Yeah, I like that.
Michaela
I love how we don't really know that much about Elaine. I feel like we have like a.
Kennedy
Lot of these to say about.
Michaela
A lot to say about her.
Kennedy
Watch her just end up being this horrible person and she's not as sweet as everybody thinks she is. Watch her. Just ruthless.
Reggie
I'm here for it. I feel like we need to do a kingfisher one, but I don't know if I like the one that someone submitted kingfisher and paid in gray.
Kennedy
Absolutely not.
Reggie
No, no.
Kennedy
I think pain and gray would. No, I don't think she'd run away. I think she tried to kill him. I don't think she would like him.
Reggie
I don't think she'd like him either.
Michaela
I don't think she would. I don't.
Reggie
I don't even think he would like her.
Michaela
I don't think they would like each other. Not one bit. I think it would be like within.
Kennedy
One minute of the speed date they'd Be like, yeah, this is not.
Reggie
They'd be looking at their watches like, yeah.
Kennedy
I just don't see them having.
Reggie
What's the next one?
Kennedy
Chemistry.
Reggie
Yeah.
Kennedy
But ironically, someone who I. For some reason I feel like. No, maybe you guys would disagree. I was going to say maybe like Kingfisher and Nesta. I feel like they would have.
Reggie
He's like the men in her books that she likes to read about.
Michaela
Yeah.
Kennedy
I feel like it would be like, oh, not a relationship.
Reggie
They just did each other. Yeah. Well, they would just fight too much. I don't. I can't see them being like sweet with each other at all.
Kennedy
No.
Michaela
I'm surprised no one put anything like Dorian.
Kennedy
Someone did put. I'm like, I'm loving this. Magnolia Parks and Dorian. Here's the hard part I have. It's hard for me to separate. Like, imagine Dorian in a regular old book where he doesn't have powers. You know what I mean?
Reggie
I mean, I can see it.
Michaela
I don't think they would get along at all.
Reggie
But I don't think.
Michaela
Yeah, I think she not to bash on Magnolia. I think she has. I don't know, she cares.
Reggie
I don't know.
Michaela
I feel like they just care very. About very different things.
Kennedy
Yeah. I could see maybe Dorian and Daisy hates more than Magnolia.
Reggie
Yeah.
Michaela
The thing is with romance characters are like. I forget them very easily.
Reggie
Yeah.
Michaela
And so it's hard for me to come up, you know, in the blink of an eye. These characters dating these characters. I think. Yeah, they're just a little bit more forgettable. Not that I don't like them, but obviously like fantasy. They either have like this magical power or it just makes it more fun to like speed date characters from different books in fantasy books.
Kennedy
And also most of the characters we've been talking about, we've read several books with them.
Michaela
Yeah.
Kennedy
So we just spend that much more time with them. So then you feel like you know them more. That's what makes it a little bit easier.
Michaela
Someone said Misery from Bride and Edward Cullen. I think Misery would.
Kennedy
Oh, Edward is way too socially awkward for speed dating. He wouldn't even show up. He would not show up.
Reggie
That would be a very interesting match.
Michaela
I mean, I'd like to. I'd like to see it go down, but I don't. I don't see it at all.
Reggie
What about Misery, though? And Jacob Black Kayla?
Michaela
That's too similar.
Kennedy
What about Misery and Kingfisher?
Michaela
Misery and Rain.
Kennedy
Oh, see, here's the thing. I feel like Misery is the type of character that needs Someone who's a little bit more harsh. Like, do you know what I mean?
Michaela
Like a kind of guy. Yeah.
Kennedy
Gonna tell her like it is.
Michaela
Rain.
Kennedy
I could see rain.
Michaela
Rain.
Kennedy
Yeah, I could see rain.
Michaela
Orea.
Kennedy
What about Ariah and Rowan?
Michaela
I. I could actually see it.
Kennedy
I know he would.
Reggie
He would find her attractive and I think he would. Why do I just feel like they would just have a really good comp.
Michaela
Like they'd have like this very competitiveness about them. Is that what you're trying to say or. No?
Reggie
No, but I can see that I almost.
Kennedy
Oh, my gosh.
Reggie
I can. Like, I'm trying to think of a word. You guys can talk. Watch it.
Michaela
I think it would be a dislike to, like, kind of situation. I don't think they would like each other at the very beginning, but I do think they would have a attraction towards each other. I don't know. I think I. I could see them like, liking each other more.
Kennedy
Like growing to like each other.
Michaela
Yeah. But it would be very interesting. It would. I think this is hurting my heart to say all this. Oh, yeah.
Kennedy
To picture. It's so hard to picture these characters with anyone but who they are within the books.
Michaela
I know.
Kennedy
Because it just feels so right.
Michaela
Yeah.
Kennedy
What about Violet and Kayle?
Michaela
Who's Violet from again?
Kennedy
Fourth wing. You just read. I know.
Michaela
I was pulling the biggest blanks. Kayle reminds me of a Dane.
Kennedy
Yeah. Like rule follower to the T. Oh, 100%.
Michaela
So I don't think it would go well. There is a lot of bad raps about Kale that I don't agree with. But I. I feel like Chaol and Dane are a similar character where at least for me, there's been a lot of growth for the books I've read. Yeah. Maybe he wasn't my favorite at the beginning, but I think, you know, they grow. There's still people who really don't like him after even the third book, which I don't get.
Kennedy
Forgive and forget.
Michaela
Okay.
Kennedy
You.
Michaela
What? You know what? Who? I was thinking, I think Feyre from Acotar and Max from Daughter no World.
Reggie
Yeah, I'm here for that.
Kennedy
They're getting married.
Michaela
Yeah. I think they're end game, actually.
Kennedy
I really, truly do. That's a good one.
Reggie
Max would take such good care of her. They would trauma bond.
Kennedy
Oh, they.
Michaela
I think Max could give her everything that she would want if she was in a different book.
Kennedy
Yes.
Michaela
Like, you know, the cottage setting, garden. Like, I think she would just thrive off of that. So she could paint?
Kennedy
Yeah, Pete, she could paint yeah, I'm here for that. That's a good one.
Reggie
I like that.
Kennedy
What about. Okay, Lucian.
Reggie
Lucian who?
Kennedy
I'm not saying. I don't know if this is necessarily good. I'm just curious on your guys thoughts. Lucian and Peyton.
Michaela
For some reason that's just like. I just. I feel like they'd be nice to each other, but don't feel like it would go well. Like I don't think there would be.
Kennedy
Like a connection, like a friend's situation. Yeah, I'm who Reggie said this off camera, but poor Lucian. Who can we give that he would speed date and it would be insta love.
Reggie
Insta love, insta love.
Kennedy
Like their end game. They're getting married.
Reggie
I'm trying to think of a character we haven't talked about.
Michaela
You know, actually this person just came to my mind. I'm just curious to know your thoughts. Lysandra.
Reggie
I like that. I was gonna say maybe like, like Elspeth One Dark Window, but I don't know if that would be too wild of a pairing. But I like Lysandra.
Kennedy
I like Lysandra too. I do.
Michaela
I. I don't know. That was just. That just popped into my head. I want to give Lucian, you know, someone great and I. I do. If you don't finish your thought, I.
Kennedy
Have a new one.
Michaela
Oh. And yeah, that's it.
Kennedy
Poor man deserves a happy ending. Okay, hear me out. I'm curious to know your guys thoughts. Mustang from Red Rising and Rhysand.
Reggie
I feel like there would be a power, like some sort of power struggle and maybe. Maybe power's not the word.
Michaela
I think.
Reggie
I don't know if she would like him.
Michaela
I don't know if he would like her either. I think, I think on the likes.
Kennedy
A more submissive person. Yes, I do think that Mustang might like Rhys, but I don't think he would like her.
Michaela
I could see that because I feel like on the exterior it would remind him of traumatic things.
Kennedy
Yeah.
Michaela
You know, not saying that Mustang is a bad person. I think just like her harshness that's come through would just like. I think it would trigger things in him and I think he would just be like, no, but that's. I think she would probably be like, okay, yeah, she.
Reggie
She'd be more into it than he would.
Kennedy
Oh, for sure she'd be interested.
Reggie
He would like her fieriness though. She's got like a bit of like fire to her that I think that he would like, but I don't think she'd really show much of.
Kennedy
I also Think he would be, like, intrigued by her brain because she's so intelligent.
Michaela
Yeah.
Kennedy
But I don't think it would be a romantic. Any sort of thing.
Michaela
No.
Kennedy
Maybe. Maybe a confidant, kind of like.
Michaela
I don't see it as a friendship.
Kennedy
And who did we say? Aylin and Zayden.
Michaela
Zayden. But I think they would actually be friends. I don't think Greece and Mustang would be friends. I could see maybe like an acquaintance.
Kennedy
Like they're friends by proximity.
Michaela
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I. I thought Aen and Kai Azer. I thought that was interesting. I don't know how I feel about it.
Kennedy
Why do I feel like.
Michaela
I feel like, okay, flirtatious.
Kennedy
I agree.
Reggie
I feel like he'd be kind of obsessed with her, but I don't think.
Kennedy
She would be obsessed with him.
Michaela
Yeah, Yeah. I think she would be giving. She would lead him on.
Kennedy
Yeah. I just think she needs someone who's a little bit more like. Not to say Kai wouldn't challenge her, but I don't think he would challenge her as much as she would need.
Michaela
Yeah. The fact that we talk about these.
Reggie
People as if we know them, we know them.
Michaela
It's just.
Reggie
Let me just text Kai and see what he think. I want to hook you up with my friend.
Michaela
I. Yeah, that's hilarious.
Kennedy
I. It's just way too much fun.
Michaela
It is fun. It's. It's fun because we feel like we know these characters on a deep level when we're in reality. They're fiction, first off, and we probably don't know them as well as, like, the author. Right. And it's just. This is. I think it's fun. I think it's fun how hard we're thinking about it. Oh.
Kennedy
As if this is like life or death. You know what we need to do one time. I think we've kind of briefly talked about this as an episode previously, but we really should do it. You know, the Myers Briggs tests that you can take where you're like INFJ or, you know, and then there's those websites that tell you what book characters have the same personality as you. We need to do not a deep dive one time, but have us take the test, see what characters were similar to see what characters we would have chemistry with. That's what we need to do for an episode sometime.
Michaela
We should absolutely do that. I'd be for it. Me too. I feel like I will be disappointed.
Kennedy
I would get offended, probably.
Michaela
Yeah. But, you know, I'm here for it. I will do it for the Sake of an episode for your pure entertainment.
Reggie
I think that sounds fun. I would like that. Because I don't know a lot about myself. I want to get to know myself a little better.
Michaela
I mean, same. I don't feel like I. I think it would surprise us and it might even surprise, like, each other to, like, if you were to say, I have similar things as this character. I'd be like, what? I would have not picked that. You know?
Reggie
So I think it's get to know each other.
Michaela
Yeah.
Reggie
Okay, maybe this is a weird question. Who would your husbands have a horrible speed date with? Or. And who would they have a good speed date with? Ooh, is that weird to ask?
Kennedy
No.
Reggie
Not to bring our husbands into it, but, like, maybe you don't want to think about that.
Michaela
No, no, no. I'm trying to think about it, but I. I genuinely don't know.
Kennedy
I'm trying to think of, like, who is most similar to me, but I don't know who is most similar to me.
Michaela
I would say I think my husband would absolutely hate Nesta. I think that.
Reggie
Oh, yeah, Kendall would hate her too.
Michaela
Would go terribly. It would not go well.
Kennedy
I don't know. The thing is, is I feel like Nessa's first impression would be horrible with anyone because she's so standoffish. I don't think she would have a good first impression on anyone.
Michaela
Well, I feel like there are some guys who like standoffish girls, and that's kind of like a little bit of a chase for them. But I don't think my husband would like. I think that would be a horrible date for him.
Kennedy
I think my. If my husband went on a speed date with someone, I don't think he would get along with Elaine because they're on the shy side. There would be, like, no conversation had. I don't think that speed date would go well.
Reggie
Honestly. I think Kendall would really like Feyre because she is at acts of service. Like, she is, like, very service oriented. And if he heard, like, her backstory, he would be like, you are so impressed. Like, he'd be very impressed by her. I think he would really like that.
Kennedy
He'd be like, you. You're the one.
Reggie
I don't know.
Michaela
I'm trying. I feel like it's easier to say.
Reggie
What characters they wouldn't like.
Michaela
They wouldn't than like who? I think who's like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Kennedy
I don't know who my husband would like.
Reggie
Hmm.
Kennedy
Let's see.
Reggie
I really don't have to include it.
Michaela
No, I think. I think. I think it's funny and it's funny.
Reggie
And I'm, like, trying to think of.
Kennedy
Honestly, I think my husband would probably like Lissandra.
Michaela
That's a good one.
Kennedy
I feel like he would get along with her because he needs someone who's a little bit.
Reggie
How did we not bring up Lorcan at all?
Michaela
Oh.
Reggie
Or we lead.
Kennedy
Oh.
Michaela
Maybe it's just because we can't say anything else.
Kennedy
Yeah. There's nothing to know about him.
Reggie
Yeah.
Kennedy
I would say my husband, probably Lissandra, because she's a little bit more social, but she's not. Not harsh, but, like, hard. Because you think about some of these other characters who are pretty social, but they're a little bit more like. Do you know what I'm trying to say?
Michaela
She's a little bit more soft, but hard. Yeah.
Kennedy
Like, she's lived a life, but she's a little more malleable, you know? Easier to digest.
Michaela
Yeah, I agree. I don't know. I have no idea. I can't think. Can you think?
Reggie
I don't know. It's hard.
Michaela
Well, you. I guess you said favor.
Reggie
Yeah, I mean, I don't think he would, like, want to marry her. And, like, they. I don't know if, like, they would actually. I think, first impression, though, they would really.
Kennedy
It would like each other.
Michaela
Yeah, I agree.
Reggie
If you can see from our YouTube video, it's getting late. It's getting a little dark.
Michaela
I can't think. I can't think. I can't think. My brain is.
Reggie
I just love him at.
Kennedy
You know, once again, if we knew our personalities, we'd be able to say, oh, I'm like this fictional character. This is who my husband would want to speak.
Reggie
Yeah, we gotta get on that.
Michaela
Maybe let's revisit this conversation once we take the test. The test. Because I feel like it's hard because I. I want to kind of, like, pick someone similar to me, but I feel like it's hard because I. I don't. I don't. I don't know.
Reggie
How do we live up to someone's magical powers? We don't.
Michaela
We don't.
Kennedy
We don't live up to their standards.
Michaela
No, I'm, like, trying to really think about, like, fantasy characters and, like, their personalities without.
Reggie
Ooh. My husband would really like Gwen. Oh, Gwen. Gwen.
Kennedy
Gwen, Gwen.
Reggie
Gwy. Did I say? Doesn't she spell with a Y? But it's Gwen. Why am I thinking so hard about this from Acotar.
Michaela
Is it Gwen? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Reggie
He would really like Gwen.
Michaela
She just spells it with a Y. Be silly. All right.
Reggie
He'd like one.
Michaela
Okay, we're gonna rehash this conversation once we take the personality test, and then we can.
Reggie
We just decided to throw. I just threw that in there for kicks and giggles.
Michaela
It was. It was quite entertaining. I really can't.
Reggie
I like watching you guys try and think.
Michaela
I was thinking really hard. My brain hurts. Well, I hope you guys enjoyed. We really enjoyed dissecting these different characters. And if we thought they were going to work out or not. But we'll see you guys next week.
Kennedy
Bye.
Podcast Summary: "Speed Dating Fantasy Book Characters"
Podcast Information:
The episode kicks off with a brief advertisement for Roulee, a female-created, family-owned fashion brand. After the ad segment, Michaela welcomes listeners back to the podcast:
Michaela (01:06): "Hi guys. Welcome back to Aubrey. What she's reading. I'm Michaela."
Reggie and Kennedy introduce themselves, setting the stage for the episode's theme centered around relationship and dating topics, specifically a "speed dating" scenario featuring favorite fictional book characters.
The trio begins by discussing which book characters they personally would like to speed date. They emphasize that the focus is solely on book fictional characters, not random fictional personas.
Kennedy expresses a desire to speed date Dorian Haviliar, highlighting his charisma:
Kennedy (02:22): "He's got the charisma. I would walk into a room and just pass away if I saw Dorian Haviliar in the flesh."
Reggie shares her interest in Azriel, appreciating his quiet and cute demeanor, though she anticipates challenges in engaging him in conversation.
Michaela contemplates other charismatic characters but momentarily draws a blank.
Reggie brings up Adrian from "Life's Too Short", noting his humor and ability to make a great first impression.
The conversation touches on various characters, weighing their suitability for a speed dating environment based on traits like communication skills and charisma.
The hosts transition to discussing submissions from listeners, pairing different fantasy book characters and debating their compatibility.
Taryn (from "4th Wing, the Empyrean series") and Abraxos (from "Throne of Glass"):
Michaela and Kennedy argue that their personalities clash, with Kennedy suggesting:
Kennedy (08:04): "Taryn and Abraxos would be horrible."
Despite Michaela's initial agreement, she later envisions a "match made in heaven" scenario, opening the door for playful disagreements.
Nesta (from "Manacled") and Draco Malfoy:
Reggie and Michaela debate their chemistry, with Reggie stating:
Reggie (09:30): "I can only think of … ida… they would like to frick each other."
They acknowledge a potential for a tumultuous relationship characterized by strong emotions but doubt lasting chemistry.
Fenris and Danika:
Reggie appreciates their similarities but notes potential conflicts due to Fenris' passivity versus Danika's harshness.
Michaela later suggests their relationship might evolve into a strong friendship rather than a romantic bond.
Riddick and Cassian:
The hosts express enthusiasm for this pairing, envisioning a "bromance" rather than a romantic relationship.
Michaela elaborates:
Michaela (19:58): "I think romantically they would not be together, but I think they would be like … best friends where they push it a little too far."
Miscellaneous Pairings:
Misery from "Bride" and Edward Cullen: The hosts predict awkwardness, with Kennedy remarking Edward's social awkwardness hindering the date.
Aen and Zaden: They foresee a friendship blossoming from shared traits like snarkiness and quick wit.
Feyre (from "ACOTAR") and Max (from "Daughter of the World"): A strong romantic connection is anticipated, with Reggie envisioning trauma bonding and mutual support.
Mustang from "Red Rising" and Rhysand: They discuss the potential for a power struggle, ultimately doubting a lasting romantic connection but acknowledging mutual respect.
Throughout this segment, the hosts emphasize the complexities of pairing characters from different narratives, considering factors like personality compatibility, existing relationships within their respective stories, and the inherent traits that define each character.
The conversation shifts towards brainstorming future episodes, particularly the idea of taking Myers-Briggs personality tests to determine which book characters align with each host's personality. They consider the potential for increased self-awareness and entertaining content based on the results.
Kennedy proposes:
Kennedy (35:06): "We need to do ... have us take the test, see what characters were similar to see what characters we would have chemistry with."
Michaela and Reggie express enthusiasm, acknowledging that the results might lead to surprising or humorous revelations.
The hosts contemplate the benefits of such an episode, including deepening their understanding of themselves and offering listeners relatable content based on personality matches with beloved characters.
The discussion turns personal as the hosts consider how their own husbands might fare in speed dating scenarios with various fictional characters.
Michaela believes her husband would clash with Nesta, citing Nesta's standoffish nature:
Michaela (37:04): "I think my husband would absolutely hate Nesta."
Kennedy suggests that her husband might not connect well with Elaine, describing the potential lack of conversation:
Kennedy (37:56): "I think my husband would love Lissandra... because she’s a little bit more social, but she’s not harsh."
Reggie envisions her husband appreciating Feyre's acts of service:
Reggie (37:56): "He'd like one."
The hosts humorously navigate these hypothetical pairings, recognizing the challenges of aligning real-life personalities with fictional personas.
As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on the enjoyment derived from analyzing fictional characters and expressing a desire to continue exploring such engaging topics in future episodes.
Michaela (41:38): "I really can't … disecting these different characters and if we thought they were going to work out or not."
They sign off with enthusiasm, anticipating the next episode's discussions.
Kennedy (02:22): "He’s got the charisma. I would walk into a room and just pass away if I saw Dorian Haviliar in the flesh."
Reggie (05:20): "Why do I feel like I need to, like, say the definition of speed dating in case anyone listening doesn't understand."
Michaela (09:16): "I'd read it."
Kennedy (35:06): "We need to do ... have us take the test, see what characters were similar to see what characters we would have chemistry with."
Reggie (37:56): "He'd like one."
Engaging Discussions: The hosts delve into the compatibility of various fantasy book characters in speed dating scenarios, blending humor with thoughtful analysis.
Character Chemistry: Emphasis is placed on traits like charisma, communication skills, and inherent personality to assess potential romantic or platonic connections.
Future Content: Plans to incorporate personality tests to further explore character alignments with the hosts' own personalities, promising deeper and more personalized content.
Personal Insights: The segment involving the hosts' reflections on their partners introduces a relatable and humorous dimension, highlighting the challenges of aligning real-life relationships with fictional pairings.
This episode of "I'll Read What She's Reading" offers a delightful exploration of fantasy literary characters through the unconventional lens of speed dating. Michaela, Reggie, and Kennedy provide insightful and entertaining commentary, making it a must-listen for avid readers and fans of character-driven discussions.