Scarf Juggling in Canada

Any wedding attendee will tell you that the best part of attending a wedding is making small talk with your fellow wedding attendees. Much like a grandparent using Zoom for the third time, in this one we struggle to comprehend virtual wedding etiquette, resulting in: an icebreaker about the random, unfeeling nature of the universe; a marriage between two hard places; and a bright future for the nom de fair. Pairings: dribbling taste; juggling scarves; a flirting trophy