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Ironing out the Kinks
Hosted by Luke & Chelsea · EN
Ironing Out the Kinks is the unapologetically filthy, laugh-out-loud podcast that celebrates everything awkward, kinky, and painfully relatable behind closed doors.
Hosted by married duo Chelsea & Luke, this British couple dives into listener confessions, unfiltered kink stories, and the kind of sex mishaps that’ll haunt you in the best way — all while making you feel completely normal for being a little (or a lot) kinky.
🎙️ New episodes every Friday
🔥 Top 3% podcast globally
🇬🇧 One of the UK’s fastest-growing sex & relationship shows
🌍 Heard in 80+ countries and climbing the global charts
❤️ 60,000+ filthy listeners and counting
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Episodes
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Ep 61: Bloody Nipples, Forgotten Hookups & The Manscaping Incident
Jan 300:58:37Tap to summarizeFrom accidental medical scares to sex flashbacks you didn’t see coming, this episode is a whirlwind of bodily surprises, secret habits, and some truly creative problem-solving. Inside: – A listener whose GP visit turned into a panic about nipple discharge… only to realise it might be hickey-related – How to ride without riding when asthma and dodgy knees ruin your cowgirl dreams – One woman’s journey to exploring cuckolding fantasies without actually involving anyone else – A confession about sharing a kink mid-session… and the shockingly positive response – A blowjob so intense it ended in an unexpected clean-up strategy – A razor switch-up that left one man with a scarred shaft and a lesson in loyalty to his old blade – And a night out that led to morning-after confusion, an awkward text, and the moment she realised… it wasn’t the first time Also: safe words when you can’t speak, sexy quiz stats, and a manscaper mishap that’ll make every guy wince.
Transcribe →She Squirted So Hard… It Looked Like Cranberry Sauce | Ep 60
Nov 2201:06:38Tap to summarizeWhat do you do when your mate accidentally sees your full vagina? When your boyfriend asks to be pegged… and you weren’t ready? Or when a confession drops so hard you have to pause, rewind, and recover? This episode is soaked in awkward encounters, emotional truths, and very questionable clean-ups. There’s holiday chaos, finger fuelled orgasms, dick staring walk ins, and a squirt story that left us… speechless. Also: double penetration dilemmas, kink shame guilt, and one listener who can’t stop thinking about a photo they were never meant to see.
Transcribe →She Pissed in His Eye… and It Burned | Ep 59
Nov 801:02:10Tap to summarizeFrom squirting fails to gang bang regrets and one very big sperm-related question, this episode had us crying, laughing, and occasionally cringing into the carpet. Inside: – A blowjob interrupted by accidental golden eye drops (and yes, it burned) – A husband wondering if it’s cheating when your wife says “go for it” but doesn’t actually mean it – A listener dreaming of being forced to watch his wife get gangbanged while being face-fucked and cream-pied himself – A party invitation that turned into a chaotic failed blow bang, a penis leg slap, and lifelong shame – An “Oops, Wrong Hole” where a finger massage goes rogue — and communication collapses mid-anal – A confession about hooking up with your crush’s gay brother… only to be caught mid-thrust – A swingers axe-throwing date that was not what the wife meant by “casual fun” – A Vaseline explosion that got mistaken for horniness – And a philosophical Would You Rather about fighting a giant sperm every time you cum Also: sexual burnout and how to find your place as a woman in a world full of alpha mic bros and tradwife influencers. Time stamps: 00:00 Intro 03:25 Puppy Shout-Out 11:30 Naughty Corner 34:15 A Listener Update 42:00 Quiz on my Face 48:40 Confession Booth 50:50 Oops! Wrong Hole! 59:15 What Would You Do?
Transcribe →I Thought It Was a Butt Plug… It Was the Dog’s Chew Toy | Ep 58
Oct 1100:53:23Tap to summarizeFrom a mystery Kong up the arse to a blowjob in drag and an A&E nipple detour, this episode is pure filth and full-body secondhand shame. Inside: – A guy who gave a drunken blowjob in stilettos to stop a mate from telling anyone he crossdresses – A girlfriend whose lube looked suspiciously like jam mid-shag – An “Oops Wrong Hole” involving a butt plug… that turned out to be a chewed-up dog toy – A girl who told him to rip her lace bodysuit without realising her nipple piercing was looped through it (hello, A&E) – A gorgeous beach girl who gave him the sloppiest top of his life… before demanding cash and sending him to the cashpoint under threat – Emotional dilemmas including: → Should I fake “making love” if I don’t know how? → Should I keep going while he’s cumming, or ease off? → What do I do if my partner is still secretly messaging their ex situationship?
Transcribe →I Got a Hair Wrapped Around My Labia and Ended Up in A&E | Ep 57
Sep 2701:01:50Tap to summarizeThis episode is absolutely mental. From a hair tourniquet on the vag to the world’s most cursed threesome, this is what happens when you open the sex floodgates and forget to close them. Inside: – The labial injury that sent one horse rider straight to A&E – A Dom/Sub dynamic that’s gone so far, she doesn’t know how to switch it back – A partner who finishes in 10 seconds and somehow enjoys being shamed for it – A listener questioning if her boring, spooning only sex life is about weight gain… or if he just doesn’t care anymore – The guy who accidentally won a butt competition… and then found out his mate came on the picture – The forest shag that ended with cum between the cheeks and a long walk home – And the worst group sex story we’ve ever read, complete with beef stew smells, Gollum dirty talk, and burning nose hairs
Transcribe →I Faked an Orgasm to Escape the Smell of His Arse | Ep 56
Sep 1200:52:09Tap to summarizeThere’s a fart scented car shag, a queef on the massage table, and a sleepover that ended with a dog lead instead of a belt. Welcome to the filthiest therapy session you didn’t know you needed. Inside: – A girl who masturbated with her roommate… and came when called a slut – A listener stuck in a situationship with a man who wants pegging… but not her sex toys – A top-tier edging kink dilemma: how do you beg right? – A massage gone wrong.... and loudly blessed – A boyfriend whose “meh” orgasms might be down to anaesthetic condoms – A girl who stole her one night stand’s dog lead by mistake – And a man whose bum stank so bad, she fake moaned her way out of the backseat Also: the top 100 kinks quiz, pegging politics and the pressure to have perfect sex way too soon.
Transcribe →I Came in the Hotel Safe… and Left It There | Ep 55
Sep 500:45:08Tap to summarizeThis episode is packed with religious kinks, accidental work wanks and a load of sperm that may still be locked in a Benidorm safe. Inside: – The most Caucasian ways to say “I’m finna nut” – A full-on church shag that left them sweaty and spiritually shaken – A listener who Airdropped a dripping wet video… straight to her boyfriend’s Teams call – A lads’ holiday confession involving a hotel safe, a forgotten code and no cleanup – A bridesmaid, a missing heel and a wedding night shag by the skip
Transcribe →We Finally Had Anal… and Then Bought a Trampoline | Ep 54
Aug 2900:48:57Tap to summarizeThis episode has it all... high stakes sex trades, Peppa Pig watching from the wall and a blowjob interrupted by a judgmental horse. Inside: – A 20-year anal standoff finally ends… and so begins a trampoline legacy – A husband stuck in chastity and loving the pain (sort of) – A man whose wife only wants sex at 80… or when the dog’s been sick – The “filthy weekend away” that turned into bunk beds and laminated fire rules – A blowjob in a field, abruptly stopped by an unchained stallion – A freezing winter shag that sounded like sex in a bin bag – And a spa day gone sideways when one girlfriend thought “couples package” meant “threesome time” Also: emotional chaos, low self esteem and one poster that said, *“Dream Big, Little Explorer”… mid climax.
Transcribe →We Submit to Brandon the Dom | Ep 53
Aug 2200:45:37Tap to summarizeThis week we are speaking to the incredible Brandon, a professional dom. Brandon walks us through his journey and what it truly takes to become an expert dom. Check out all things Brandon here: Website: https://www.brandonthedom.com/ Book: https://www.brandonthedom.com/enter-the-dom YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrandonTheDom Sex Menu: https://www.brandonthedom.com/resources/sex-menu-template
Transcribe →He Said “It’s Good for Your Hair”… Then Rubbed It Into My Scalp | Ep 52
Aug 1500:53:31Tap to summarizeThis episode is dripping with filth, emotional chaos, and gadgets you’ll never look at the same again. We’ve got: – A scalp massage made of cum and misplaced confidence – A Fleshlight mistaken for a Bluetooth speaker (until it wasn’t) – A BDSM airbnb session that turned into a horror movie (literally) – A man who woke up hard to his wife masturbating, but didn’t know how to ask for more intimacy without killing the mood – A clit so over stimulated it’s now completely numb – And one tongue to eyeball moment that brought a makeout to a screeching halt Also: a gangbang worthy toy bag, a wink from a butthole, and a mid blowjob fart so subtle, it became a regular pre-cum feature.
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