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Hi friends, it's Will. Before we begin story time this week, I am going to take a moment of silence for Renee Good. I would like you to join me, but you don't have to. Thank you. May her memory be a blessing. Aesop of the Fables wrote that no act of kindness, however small, is wasted. If you've listened to me for any amount of time, you know how committed I am to choosing kindness, celebrating kindness, and encouraging kindness in others. Today's storytime is all about kindness with a capital K. And it's also about family with a capital F. Now to me, family with a capital F are the people who love you no matter what, to people who always show up for you without question or judgment. When you are with your family, you are safe. Family is usually siblings and parents. That is what it should be. But not all of us get that. And for us, family frequently is chosen and assembled from friends and co workers and some extended relations who are willing to do the hard work and enjoy the rewards of being a family. Now we're just a moment away from meeting Wade. Wade is a man who is a little lonely and a little lost. His cousin Kieffer, who is a bigger part of Wade's capital F family than I think Wade realizes, is pulling into his driveway. It seems that Kieffer knows that Wade needs family right now and he is here to be his family and drive him exactly where Wade needs to be. They will get there together in Kiefer's car, powered by a Brand new piece of technology called Wendwago Foreign. By Tim Pratt, Originally published in uncanny magazine, issue 66. My no account cousin Keefe, short for Kiefer, rolled up to the house that afternoon in a battered old mustard colored car of no discernible make or model. Keefe was in his 40s, about a dozen years younger than me, though they'd been harder years for him. I'd watched him drive a succession of $400 automobiles over the decades, but this one was just about the ugliest. When he slammed the door, I half expected it to fall off in a shower of rust, but it managed to maintain its integrity, which was more than I could say for Keef. Maybe that was a little unfair. My cousin got sober a while back, but it didn't really suit him and he walked down the dirt driveway like a man feeling his way carefully along a pitch dark street. I was sitting on a log by the dead fire pit along the side of the house, looking at the trees and thinking about my dog. Bella was a beautiful 6 year old blue tick hound and my one remaining joy and comfort. I adored that dog Keef. I could take or leave, so naturally my dog had run off three days ago while Keefe was right here. Probably come around to ask for money and I'd probably give him some because I'd always loved his mama, my aunt, rest her soul. Hey, Wade. Keith plopped down on the log beside me. He was wearing a neon green polo shirt over lime green cargo shorts and black work boots. He used to dress in camouflage all the time until a drunk hunter winged him with a deer rifle one time, and since then he'd tended toward a more high vis wardrobe. I grunted. He stared at the woods with me for a minute, then said, I saw on the Facebook how Bella run off. I drove around looking for her a little bit but didn't see her. I thought I'd come over, see how you were doing, so. He paused. How you doing? I was doing about the same, I said. Until Bella ran off after a rabbit and never came back. And since then I'm doing worse. With the kids all grown up and off in their lives. I was supposed to be enjoying early retirement. Put her in around in my workshop maybe, but mostly traveling around with my wife. That was the plan when I sold off my contracting company last year anyway, but it turned out Minnie liked me better when I was working 12 or 15 hours a day, so now she was doing the traveling on her own and posting lots of pictures to the Facebook about it and my workbench was covered in dust because I just couldn't be bothered. So far I'd spent my retirement drinking too much and spending time with my dog, but now my dog was gone and talking to Keith was a poor substitute. How about we go for a ride? He asked. We can look for Bella if you want. I spat, which always felt less satisfying since I'd stopped chewing tobacco even though I'd done that 20 years ago. Bell is probably off in the deep woods someplace. No roads Back there my property butted up against a couple hundred acres of gnarly old pines and briars and swampland that the county owned and didn't have much use for. It was quiet here apart from the occasional bang of a rifle in hunting season, but you got used to that. Come on anyhow, keith said. Let me buy you a beer. I'd never had Keef buy me a beer where I didn't end up buying him four or five in return. But he had quit drinking, or so the other cousin said. What are you gonna have while I'm having beer? I've been getting soda water with a splash of bitters mostly. You ever try that? Fancy as shit. I snorted and rose the mood I was in. I was such bad company for myself that even Keef seemed better. I walked around his car before I got in it, though. What the hell is this thing, Cuz? Started out as a Dodge Dart, mainly. He slapped his hand down on the roof, which seemed a poor idea given the vehicle's overall condition, but it didn't collapse. But there's a Chrysler logo on the steering wheel and the engine is some kind of custom job, and really it's all bits and pieces at this point, so who knows? The Ship of Theseus, I muttered. You're telling me this thing passed inspection? Well. He took off his gimme cap and ran a hand through his thinning hair before putting it back on. I might have had a buddy at the scrapyard who sold me a sticker. He peeled off a fresh wreck. Mostly I try to drive it where nobody will see me. Come on now. He climbed into the car and I opened the passenger door. It squealed and slid into the bucket seat, which was done up in buttery yellow leather. Way nicer than I'd expected. In fact, the interior as a whole was a lot less cracked and smeared and beat to hell than I would have imagined. It's nice on the inside, huh? Keefe grinned at me. I bought it off this old boy a couple counties over last week. He found it in his dead great granddaddy's garage and gave it to me for a few hundred cash. I don't think he ever even looked on the inside. And look at this. He tapped a rectangular contraption someone had epoxied onto the dash above the radio, complete with no shit and eight track player. It was about the size of a box of tissues made of midnight blue plastic with a tiny keyboard next to a screen, like you'd see on a graphing calculator, but bigger. The word or logo maybe wind way go was swirled and cursive underneath the screen, and a few finger thick cords ran from the top of the box into holes neatly bored into the dashboard, connected to who knows what in the car's frankensteined innards. It's a GPS system. This baby will take you anywhere. I turned my head and stared at my cousin Keith. First off, you don't have to say GPS system. GPS stands for Global Positioning System, so you got that part in there already. It's like say an ATM machine. Second, your phone has a gps. Everybody's phone does nowadays. I remembered those old dashboard GPS devices, of course, though they weren't usually this bulky or boxy. This was probably some kind of discontinued knockoff or technological. Also ran just Keef to get the Betamax gps. Keef didn't stop grinning though. This one's different though. Look it. You know how you were always talking about that time you went to Spain? I don't always talk about it. I'd gone one summer nearly 40 years ago, tagging along with a rich friend I met at community college after he got kicked out of Elon University for reasons never specified. But I was pretty sure Keef had never left the state or even been on an airplane. So to him it probably did sound like I talked about it all the time. Yeah, yeah, the Sagrada Familia, right? Most amazing thing you ever saw. Keef pushed a button on the GPS and the screen lit up with a pale pink glow. Definitely off brand. I was reading how they're finally finishing that cathedral only what, 150 years after they started? Want to see how it's coming along since you visited? What are you talking about? You want to take a boys trip to Barcelona? Well, I could travel and nothing was keeping me here except my dog. And after three days I was giving up hope on her, though it twisted me up to think it. I'd raised her from a pup. I wouldn't want to travel with Keith, though. He worked under the table jobs and didn't even pay income tax because he didn't want the government to have a file on him, so he wasn't about to get a passport. Best buckle up, he said. That was mildly surprising. Some of the cars Keith bought didn't even have seat belts, and he'd never been all that safety conscious before. But I did as he asked, and he buckled his shoulder and lap belt, too, before giving a satisfied nod. Look it, he said again, and punched a bunch of letters into that tiny keyboard, which had all 26 letters plus a bunch of symbols, some familiar, most not, each key about the size of a baby tooth. The words SAGRADA Familia dutifully appeared on the screen, and then the words START CAR flashed. Keith cranked up the engine, which hummed soft as an electric instead of belching and backfiring like his cars usually did. Shift to T. The screen flashed, and Keith put his hand on the knob of the big old gear shift lever between our seats. I noticed then that in addition to the usual reverse neutral and numbered gears, there was an extra slot marked with the letter T written sloppily with paint or maybe white out. I think the T stands for travel, keefe said, and slammed the gear into position. There was a sensation of rapid acceleration, pressing me hard back into the seat, and then the windshield streamed with an oil slick rainbow of colors, like someone had poured swirling dyes down the glass. Then, seconds later, I slammed forward against my safety belt. The colors drained away and I was looking at the vastness of the Sagrada Familia and Tony Gaudi's immense cathedral as work of art, with its Art Nouveau towers, its Gothic Revival silhouette, its walls and doors bristling with sculptural details and design elements. Bunches of fruit, the faces of saints, various animals that should have clashed but instead somehow melded. It was night in Barcelona, but the structure was lit by spotlights here and there. The last time I'd seen it, 40 years earlier, the structure had been covered in scaffolding and cranes, but now it was finished, or so close it might as well have been. The windshield is a screen, I said. This is some kind of video. But Keith just laughed and got out of the car. I got out too, legs shaken, gaze fixed on the cathedral. The church wasn't just visible through the windshield, it was really there. It'd be nice to see it in daylight. I always forget about the time zone thing. Keith walked around to sit on the hood of the car. It really is something, though. You weren't lying. His impossible car was parked in a spot near the park across from the cathedral and there were a few other people walking around pointing up at the structure, chatting in English and Spanish and Catalan. Nobody paid us any particular attention. I sat down heavily next to Keefe and stared at the church for a bit longer before looking at him. Keith, I said, what? And I cannot stress this enough in the actual Fuck. One of my favorite podcasts is called this Might Get Weird With Grace Helbrig and Mamrie Hart. I discovered that we share a sponsor. And I gotta tell you, I'm so excited because I'm such a fan of theirs that I just feel like this means that I get to sit at their table. I walk up to them and I go, yo, what's up Rocket Money? Am I right? Let me tell you about Rocket Money. Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions. 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Then I played with the GPS again, put in Disneyland because it was the first thing I thought of and I ended up as close to the gates as you can get in a car. Almost always end up at a real good parking spot. I don't know how. He shrugged. Then I punched in Dollywood because I always meant to go. And there I was in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. I got out the car and started jumping around all happy and I didn't even go inside the park. I went to Hollywood instead. And then I went to the Coliseum in Rome and hit that time zone problem because it was like the middle of the night there. So I went to Chicago to see Wrigley Field, even though there wasn't a game or anything, but at least it was daytime. I was gonna check out Buckingham palace, but the GPS flashed danger and whelmed and cooled down required. So I had to spend the night in Chicago. Slept in my car in a Walmart parking lot, but the seats are comfy. The next morning the GPS was working good again and now I know not to push it so hard. That was he squinted up at the sky. 3 days ago it's hard to keep track when you're in so many time zones. I'm in a few places, though. Waikiki beach, the Eiffel Tower, but I didn't think it was that good. Just looks like a big old oil derrick. The Statue of Liberty, but only for a minute before some cop or park ranger ran up and started screaming at me. I guess cars don't really go to the island the statue's on. Usually the car ends up in a legal space, but if there's no spots, I guess it just does its best. Anyway, I had to shift on back home real quick. That poor guy will still be wondering. I grabbed his arm and he looked at me, startled. We weren't much for touching on that side of the family. Keith, this thing, the things you could do. My brain was spinning with possibilities. He looked at me, face open and curious. Like what? I blinked. I don't know, man. Disaster relief, Rescuing refugees, transporting organs to surgeons in other countries. You can fucking teleport, cuz. Keith nodded, looking almost sage. I thought about that stuff too. See, if I did all that, people would notice, and then the black helicopters would come for me. The government would take the car and use it to Transport Seal Team 6 to assassinate the head of whatever country the president's mad at this week. They'd take apart the technology and figure out how to replicate it, and then it's all over. True global hegemony, you know? Plus they'd put me in a black site and torture me because they wouldn't believe I just found this thing. I opened my mouth to object and then closed it again. Keith was a paranoid conspiracy theorist, sure, but in this case I didn't think he was actually wrong. But I'm not going to use it to smuggle cocaine or anything either, Keith went on. I could use the car for good and that would end up being evil. Or I could use it for evil and then I'd be rich but also evil, and who needs that? Plus I'd probably just end up being tortured by a cartel instead of the army. A guy like me with something like this, I figure it's best not to get too ambitious or greedy. I wasn't going to tell anybody about the car. I was just going to see all the places I've always dreamed about seeing. But, well. He shrugged. You've been so sad, cuz since Minnie and all. I thought this might perk you up, take your mind off things. I barked a laugh, blowing apart my entire understanding of the nature of reality. Yeah, you're right. It did take my mind off things. I looked back at the church. I could clutch my head or howl at the moon or tell myself I was dreaming or any of that, but there was the Sagrada Familia right in front of me, absolutely real and almost as unlikely. My mama raised me to be a realist, and in this case that meant acknowledging the impossible thing happening to me was real. I wish you could see the inside, I said. I might be able to get us in there, but the car might mess up the pews or something. We can come back. Anything else you want to see? We can probably do three or four more trips before she needs to cool off. I'm here to cheer you up, Wade. I grinned at him. This was a miracle, and I decided to embrace it. Hell yeah, there is. How about Yosemite? I've never seen Half Dome. I don't even know what that is. That's why I like talking to you, cuz. Hop on in. You can punch in the next destination. So for the rest of the night we traveled. I figured Keefe would hit all the big, obvious tourist places himself, so I tried to come up with places he wouldn't necessarily think to go. After Half Dome, which was just as majestic as I'd always heard, I took us up to Norway above the Arctic Circle, and we looked out the windshield at the northern lights flickering and shimmering above a plain of white. The heater in the car kept us comfortable, and we sat there for a long while. Looks kind of like the colors on the windshield when we travel, keith murmured. He was right, and I tried to figure out if that meant anything about how the device worked solar particles, magnetic fields, before giving it up as beyond my current scope of understanding. From there we went to Egypt. Keith probably would have gotten around to the pyramids on his own, sure. But screw it, I wanted to see him, too. The car settled down in the sand with a view of several of the great tombs. Surreal and bizarre to think that human hands had made them, and without the benefit of engines. Keith probably thought aliens built them. I seemed to recall a drunken rant on the subject at a family reunion once. All this sand is making me thirsty, keith said after a while. I grinned. There's a place I always wanted to try.