A Match Made in MAGA Hell

Summary

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Podcast Summary: "I’ve Had It"

Episode: A Match Made in MAGA Hell

Release Date: June 16, 2026
Hosts: Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Special Guests: Kylie and Shannon Maldonado (brief appearances)

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Overview

In this lively, no-holds-barred episode of “I’ve Had It,” Jennifer and Angie dive headfirst into everything they "can’t stand," from the relentless stream of political ads in Oklahoma to hypocrisy in the justice system, privilege, performative politics, and wedding culture. They dissect Oklahoma’s political climate, privilege within the MAGA movement, and touch on the absurdities of modern dating and weddings — all with irreverence, biting candor, and a penchant for offbeat humor. Throughout, they read listener reviews, recount recent personal experiences, and laugh at their own quirks, all while maintaining their stance as outspoken blue dots in deep red states.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Oklahoma Politics and the State of the Democratic Party

• [01:26]–[03:52]

  • Angie's Rant: She’s had it with the onslaught of political commercials in Oklahoma, especially the "take America back" rhetoric. "Are you fucking kidding?"
  • Jennifer notes Oklahoma’s bottom-tier rankings (education, healthcare, etc.) for decades under Republican supermajorities, debunks talk of “radical left” influence, and points to a weak or absent Democratic opposition.
  • Quote [02:53]: Jennifer: “There are no radical left policies anywhere in Oklahoma.”
  • Angie shares a recent experience of voter registration issues, suggesting listeners check theirs proactively.

• [03:52]–[06:37]

  • The Futility of Moderate Democrats: Jennifer recalls how even the last Democratic gubernatorial candidate ran as "MAGA light," failing to mount an effective challenge to entrenched Republican policies.
  • Angie is skeptical about Democratic prospects, claiming many voters are too enmeshed in misinformation and fear-mongering (often around trans issues) to respond to substantive policy arguments.

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2. Media Narratives, Accountability, and Emotional Instability

• [06:37]–[09:39]
  • Jennifer blames the lack of Democratic presence in the South/Bible Belt on a "Rahm Emanuel error," leading to a vacuum filled by toxic propaganda and culture wars.
  • Both hosts mock the obsession with trivial “culture war” issues — cat ear/headband “propaganda” and other right-wing talking points.
  • They segue into a story from Jennifer’s dentist visit, humorously fixating on an intake form’s query: “Are you emotionally unstable?”
    • Quote [08:01]: Jennifer: “Are you emotionally unstable? ...How did they know?”
    • Angie: "That's how they know. Jesse Waters called and told them." (joking)
  • Honest admissions of everyone’s fluctuating emotional stability.

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3. Systemic Injustice, Incarceration, and White Privilege

• [10:01]–[18:12]

  • After reading a heartfelt review from a listener whose wife is incarcerated, Jennifer launches into a critique of America’s punitive, for-profit justice system, with Oklahoma ranking abysmally for women’s wellbeing and incarceration rates.

    • Quote [11:06]: “Oklahoma is like number one in incarcerating women. ...Despite...dedication to Jesus H. Christ...women’s well-being has plummeted.”

  • They detail a recent local case:

    • A well-connected white “wine mom” seriously injures someone in a drunk driving incident, serves minimal time, and is released early thanks to political donations to Governor Kevin Stitt.
    • Angie explains the legal details: the woman blind-pleads (lets the judge decide sentence), shows no remorse, and is quickly released — highlighting hypocrisy and impunity in MAGA circles.
    • Quote [18:12]: Jennifer: “Is that at the core of the MAGA movement — white privilege and impunity? ...It’s the through-line.”

  • Parallel outrage:

    • When Oklahomans are arrested abroad (e.g., for bringing bullets to Turks & Caicos), MAGA crowds demand special treatment, showing double standards compared to their attitudes toward nonwhite offenders in the U.S.

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4. Listener Mail, Incarceration Inequity, and Pride

• [10:45]–[12:40]
  • Humane shout-outs for blue communities in red states and support for the LGBTQ community.
  • Jennifer responds sincerely to the incarcerated listener’s review: “My heart and mind go out to your wife...To her gay son: Happy Pride Month — there are so many people proud of you.”
    • Quote [18:12]: “Every gay person tells the world who they are at great risk of bullying and judgment.”

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5. Matchmaking Misery & White Male Privilege

• [27:32]–[34:00]
  • Jennifer tells a hilarious story about meeting a hedge fund COO (client of a matchmaker) at a New York party, who bristles at the title of her upcoming book, "Not Today, Fascist."
    • He claims “there’s no fascism in the US,” gets visibly annoyed, and claims to be a libertarian — Jennifer notes how hostile, passive-aggressive, and threatened some privileged men become around strong women with opinions.
      • Quote [30:22]: “He wants to have these conversations … I realized in this moment, these white men, their whole identity becomes capitalism, and they see women with opinions as an incredible threat.”
  • The hosts agree his lack of self-awareness and entitlement are typical — "He’s your make-a-wish 'bring' to this party"; not even a matchmaker can help him.

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6. Mocking MAGA Hypocrisy, Crooked Deals, & "Nerd-First" Escorts

• [39:23]–[44:40]
  • They deride the emerging trend of tech millionaires paying escorts (“nerd-first”) up to $6,000 an hour to discuss AI and tech before sex.
  • Jokes about Melania Trump’s suitability as a “nerd-first escort,” poking fun at claims she’s highly intelligent or multilingual:
    • Jennifer’s Satire [42:20]: "I think AI is great for humanity. I also give good blow job, Donald. …I can suck chrome off tailpipe because I am unifier for humanity."
  • Angie mocks the myth of Melania’s “Einstein Visa” and linguistic prowess.

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7. Modern Weddings, Performative Culture, & Desires for Drama

• [44:40]–[56:13]

  • Wedding Culture Overload:

    • Both hosts “have had it” with excessive wedding culture — endless events, costly bridesmaid requirements, and choreographed social media.
      • Quote [45:33], Angie: “Nobody gives a shit if you’re getting married. …Do you have booze…good food…a band? That’s what people care about.”
      • Jennifer concludes weddings are tired, predictable, and lack drama: “If you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all...I want something more interesting.”
    • They reminisce about attending or missing meaningful weddings — the best being shortest and simplest.
    • Jennifer fantasizes about real-life drama in ceremonies (“raise your hand if you object!”), wishes for genuine plot twists, and jokes about sabotaging MAGA weddings in outlandish, reality-TV fashion.

  • Anniversaries & Forgotten Dates:

    • Jennifer admits neither she nor her husband can remember their wedding date, preferring spontaneous anniversary-like moments over rigid traditions.

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8. Self-Reflection: Emotional Instability & Podcasting as Therapy

• [56:43]–[57:44]
  • The episode wraps with Jennifer jokingly tying back her “fantasies” about sabotaging weddings to the dentist’s question about her emotional stability, ultimately contemplating revising her intake form answer.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Angie: “If you are that worried about the radical left…you’re not smart enough to take somebody saying, ‘We are going to raise your wages, we are going to give you health care.’” — [05:29]
• Jennifer: “Every metric Oklahoma has collapsed further and further. ...But the last gubernatorial race…the Democrat ran as MAGA light. …I just don’t think that works.” — [04:41]
• Jennifer: “These people fall prey to all this propaganda agenda…people dressing up as cats…You’re wound up about that?” — [07:02]
• On privilege:
  Jennifer: “I know white women like her that think their shit doesn’t stink…Imagine if this were a black woman that did this, how everybody would unravel.” — [18:12]
• On weddings:
  Angie: “It is not okay for me. I can’t do it ever because I can’t stop crotch-gazing. …I do not discriminate. No crotch is safe.” — [26:22]
• Jennifer: “I’m cosplaying an emotionally stable person for today’s podcast.” — [09:41]
• On modern wedding drama:
  Jennifer: “I want arms raising up…‘I’ll tell you what, you shouldn’t marry him because I sucked his dick last night!’” — [47:24]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Topic | Timestamp | |---------|-------|-----------| | Start–[03:52] | Oklahoma’s political ads, failed policies, voter registration | 01:26–03:52 | | [06:37]–[09:39] | Media, Democratic strategy, emotional instability & dentist forms | 06:37–09:39 | | [10:01]–[18:12] | Listener mail, incarceration, white privilege, injustice | 10:01–18:12 | | [27:32]–[34:00] | NYC party, matchmaking fail, white male hostility | 27:32–34:00 | | [39:23]–[44:40] | Tech escorts, Melania satire, MAGA hypocrisy | 39:23–44:40 | | [44:40]–[56:13] | Wedding culture, event overload, forgotten anniversaries | 44:40–56:13 | | [56:43]–End | Emotional instability callback, planned wedding sabotage | 56:43– |

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Conclusion

This episode delivers exactly what “I’ve Had It” fans love: unapologetic political critique, pop culture skewering, and deeply personal (and often hilarious) stories from life in red-state America. Jennifer and Angie’s banter is sharp, unfiltered, and, despite the heft of the topics, keeps a strong comedic undertone throughout. Whether you’re a blue dot in a red sea or simply need a cathartic laugh, this episode offers solidarity, comfort, and plenty of eye-rolls aimed squarely at hypocrisy and injustice.

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Transcript

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[Jennifer]

So are we supposed to start the podcast?

[Angie]

Ready? 1, 2, 3.

[Jennifer]

Patriots gay traits Patriots Black Trio Brown Trio Pride Month. We love you. Everybody that still supports Trump can do what pumps. What have you had it with?

[Angie]

Okay, what I've had it with and I, I've had it because I never ever, ever watch just regular tv. So what I have had it with is all the political commercials, especially in Oklahoma. I've just, I've just had it. It's unbelievable. I mean J, you probably left because you wanted to get away from this, but we want to take America back. Are you fucking kidding?

[Jennifer]

I have it.

[Angie]

Stop. It's just I can't take it. They're pointing out who doesn't like Trump. Like that's a bad thing. It's just I can't take it. I'm ready for the Republican primary to be over just so I can have peace when watching a sporting event.

[Jennifer]

You know, I saw on your Instagram stories one day and on my husband's Instagram stories one day you both re stored or re grammed on your story. This statistics about Oklahoma, which it's, you know, 40 50th in education, 49th in this 48th, in this 46th, in this 47th. And that it's just, you know, a bottom 10 state and for 20 years it's been a Republican supermajority.

[Angie]

Yep.

[Jennifer]

And so it cracks me up when people in Oklahoma say, you know, we've got the radical left. I'm like, there are no radical left policies anywhere in Oklahoma.

[Angie]

None. None. Nowhere. And I have to go down to, I just recently had to go down to the county election board because when I went to vote for mayor, it had me under my married name, which I had filled out all the paperwork when I did the name change. And I, even though, you know, the SAVE act hasn't passed, I thought they're fucking with people and I'm a Democrat. So I drove my fat ass down there and I resigned it. And she's like, well this is going to keep you from voting in the primary. I go, I'm a Democrat, there's nobody for me to vote for in the primary. Like we, we've got one in each race. I mean they're recruiting Kylie and I to run. That's how desperate they are. So yeah, I would just PSA go ahead before the midterms and check out your voter registration because crazy shit's happening.

[Jennifer]

I wonder what would happen if a well funded Democrat were able to go into an Oklahoma and run on just over and over and over the failed policies of the Oklahoma Republican Party. We, you know, the last time we had Brad Henry and listener Brad Henry was the last time we had a Democratic governor. We were ranked 14th or 17th in education depending on which data you look at. So I mean top 20 in education. Since then it's been a Republican super majority first via Mary Fallon. This governor who allegedly big Christian female governor who allegedly had an affair with one of the troopers state troopers assigned to protect her. So of course slap and tickle city with the Bible thumping Republican women. Then it gets passed to, to Governor Kevin Stitt who dedicated every square inch of Oklahoma to Jesus Christ. And despite the dedication, I think we're probably around 43 in education. Every metric Oklahoma has collapsed further and further. And I wonder if there were a Democratic Party presence we might not win. But the last, the last gubernatorial race the Democrat ran as MAGA light. She didn't really run as a attack dog against Republican policies. It was, yeah, I'm pretty much Republican, I'm just not as crazy as they are. And I don't, I just don't think that works.

[Angie]

Here's the thing. After, you know, because I had to Go to the dentist yesterday it was like two hours of watching, you know, whatever. It was like NBC round the clock news or whatever. And I saw all these ads and I could read them because they had the closed captioning. And I just sat there and I thought, I think they're too stupid. I, I really, if you are that worried about the radical left, I mean so many about trans. I'm like, there are more cases of measles in Texas than trans athletes in the whole United States. Like, if that's all you care about, you're not smart enough to take somebody saying, we are going to raise your wages, we are going to give you health care. This is what we're going to do. But we are part of the radical left. Lunatic. I don't think they're smart enough. Like, if they're sitting there legitimately thinking we've got to take back America. I, I just, I don't have a lot of hope. I don't. I just think this is just going to be.

[Jennifer]

Well, especially when you don't have a Democratic party that is present in these states. So you have the Republicans that out crazy each other. And that's a real error of Rahm Emanuel who thumbed his nose at the 50 state strategy. And you can see when the Democratic Party exited Bible, Bible belt states like ours, you don't have a healthy electorate. You have a very toxic, crazy electorate. And these people fall prey to all this propaganda agenda that there's litter boxes and you know, people dressing up as cats, which, here's the deal. Somebody wears cat ears. Like you're wound up about that.

[Angie]

Like you're doing it at Mar A Lago.

[Jennifer]

Yeah, they're doing that Mar a Lago. And the President is has some nipple obsession and teen teenagers left and right in the Epstein files are accusing him of R A P E. But some kid wore cat ears, was a furry and you're that triggered. Like these people are so emotionally fragile.

[Angie]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

Like it's crazy. Okay, you mentioned the dentist. So I went to the dentist yesterday for a clean cleanup and it's my new dentist in New York. So I had to find a like neighborhood dentist. So I had to fill out all of these forms. So number one, I've had it with 10 page forms that you have to fill out where it's like, I mean, literally he's asking me like if I had STDs.

[Angie]

Well, I guess your mouth could have asked.

[Jennifer]

We got that deep into it.

[Angie]

Right.

[Jennifer]

But then there was one question that I kind of paused on Because I was like, nope, nope. Oh, no, no, no. And then it was like, are you emotionally unstable? And I was like, did somebody call them and tell them to put this in there? Like, how did they know?

[Kylie]

Did they.

[Jennifer]

Did they watch some footage of our podcast?

[Angie]

They did. And then they typed it in. Yeah.

[Jennifer]

So then I'm like, paused on that, and I have my mouse, like, over it. I'm like, how do I answer it? Do I go, yes, which is the truth, or do I go, no and lie? So I went kind of back and forth. I went on to a few more questions, and I went back up to it, and I was like, no, cross,

[Angie]

maybe. Maybe you'll find out. No, I always have those questions too. Like, are you having emotional pro. You know, never at the dentist, though. But, like, at the.

[Jennifer]

This was straight up. Are you emotionally unstable? That's all question mark. And I was just like, how do they know?

[Angie]

That's how they know. That's Jesse Waters called and told them.

[Jennifer]

But then I also think, how are people supposed to answer that? Because aren't we all situationally emotionally unstable throughout the day? Like, some days I really, like, for two hours, I'm like. Got my together. Thick skin feeling it. I mean, can get through anything. And then on a dime, something can happen and I completely lose my. And so are we all a little emotionally unstable?

[Angie]

Yes, absolutely. Speaking for myself, I am.

[Jennifer]

I lied to the dentist and said I wasn't.

[Angie]

Well, hopefully they won't take.

[Jennifer]

I'm cosplaying an emotionally stable person for today's podcast.

[Angie]

Hey, if Donald Trump can do it, so can you. Maybe you can be.

[Jennifer]

I don't think he's doing it very well.

[Angie]

No, you're. You're doing it way better.

[Jennifer]

Okay. All right. Welcome to I've Had It. I'm Jennifer.

[Angie]

I'm Angie.

[Jennifer]

Kylie.

[Kylie]

Hi. Hi.

[Angie]

Kyle's.

[Kylie]

I've got two reviews. Okay. And they're good ones. This one's five stars. Titled Can't Wait till My Wife can listen. I thought I left one before, but must have never submitted. Anyway, love you ladies. How you ladies stick it to maga. Love how you hold the status quo Dems to the flame just as much. Can't wait till my wife can hear you guys. She's in prison on an insanely excessive sentence that I'm fighting to change. She's got a gay son and will love your support for the LGBTQ community. Love you ladies. Keep it up. I actually read something recently that there. There's, like, a program where they're trying to get a certain amount of podcasts that prisoners can listen to, they have access to. And I think we need to get on this list.

[Jennifer]

Oh, I do too. I think that our emotional instability.

[Angie]

Right, that's what I was just thinking. Like we might get denied because of the emotional instability.

[Jennifer]

No, but I think, I think this whole notion of how punitive we are, like we incarcerate more people than any other first world country in its for profit.

[Angie]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

I think Oklahoma is like number one in incarcerating women. It's the worst state in the country for women to live in. As Oklahoma, it's ranked 50th dead last. Despite the aforementioned dedication to Jesus H. Christ, our Lord and personal savior. Despite that, women, well being is plummeted. But I think this whole notion of being so punitive with people and incarcerating and these long, drawn out sentences where the, you know, there's all of these for profit aspects to prison, if the prison itself isn't for profit. There's a lot of like food services, laundry services. There's a lot of services in there that are for profit. And we value the profit over rehabilitation. And my husband, being a criminal defense attorney, you find out like so many people that are incarcerated are number one. The first thing is they're black. Like that. There's a huge disparity there. And then it goes to money and having access to attorneys. And then there's this notion, like in the whole right wing, like pumps the world you're talking about with your commercials, this appetite for cruelty in punishing people or hating homeless people. Yeah, there's no compassion. I was like, well, they're just a criminal. And it's all fun and games until somebody's daughter or wife, you know, have some sort of accent. There was this case in Oklahoma I've been dying to talk to the two of you about.

[Angie]

Yeah, I know everything you're gonna say.

[Jennifer]

Okay, so there's this lady, she's like a wine mom, but not, not the good wine mom, the white racist kind of wine mom. Right. Well, she gets all liquored up. She gets in her car and she's driving down a suburban street and she runs a stop sign three sheets to the wind, drunk driving. And she rams into this car. And the person in the car was a perfectly normal, I think early 20s, healthy living, sober human being gets hit. And now she's like in a wheelchair doing physical therapy, like a really bad brain back injury. Right. And so she obviously is sentenced to time in prison for vehicular, I don't know if it's. I don't know what the charge particular

[Angie]

manslaughter, I think, but they're not.

[Jennifer]

She's not dead.

[Angie]

Oh, no, you're right.

[Jennifer]

I can't remember.

[Angie]

God.

[Jennifer]

Come on, pumps.

[Angie]

I know.

[Kylie]

God.

[Jennifer]

America's greatest ligament. Anyway, obviously for drunk driving with, you know, nefarious intent or whatever, or injuring another human being. So apparently her. She and her husband are big Kevin Stitt thumpers. The governor of Oklahoma right now, who's. I want to fight crime. I'm for law and order. I'm for personal accountability, and I dedicate every square inch of G of this state to Jesus Christ while I go to my mega church and send my kids not to Oklahoma public schools because they suck, but I send my kids, if you're Kevin Stitt, to the hate academies, the Christian schools. So they donated some money to Kevin Stid, and he basically got her out of prison. So this corruption from Trump, the Republicans are just so much more brazen about this. And so this woman is now out of prison. And I just want to say this. Despite her politics, she clearly is an alcoholic or has some sort of drinking issue. It is my preference whether somebody's MAGA or progressive or completely apolitical that we treat addicts, we treat their addiction. I don't know that incarceration for long periods of time helped this woman. Had children, etc. And again, she's everything I hate. Maga, Thumper, Triple Trump, or all of those things. Despite my dislike blocking her points of view, I don't know how beneficial it is for her to be locked up, but I think it's further damaging than for her to serve her sentence. That was legal and the way the rules are in the state for her to be able to pay to play where poor people and black people that make mistakes never get this type of privilege.

[Angie]

This woman, okay, from my understanding, and I had a bunch of friends in Norman talk about it, and I've read the decision by the court because she blind pled because she would not accept

[Jennifer]

any time tell the listener what a blind plea is.

[Angie]

Okay? So she. First of all, there's no evidence in the court record that she sought treatment like inpatient treatment. She was hammered on the way to carpool, stopped at a liquor store, kept going to carpool, was going so fast, like the. The ring camera that caught it. They equated. It was bad. I mean, this is bad, bad, bad. By all accounts, there has been absolutely zero. I mean, zero, like graciousness, humility, taking accountability. Sorry, this was just one of those things, I should have to do community service. Then she's on the jail call with her husband after she's in prison. I mean, and just so offended because in county court, what she did is she said for I will not take a deal, but I won't go to a jury. So I want the judge to decide my sentence. So she got.

[Jennifer]

That's a blind plea.

[Angie]

That's a blind plea.

[Jennifer]

So you go in front of the judge without a deal with.

[Angie]

Okay, yeah, so she goes in a blind plea. So the judge gave her 15 years in prison with eight suspended. So that means she only had seven years to do. And in state court, unlike federal court, they lock your ass up in handcuffs right then and there. And so they locked her up in handcuffs and it was like everybody was melting down. Like, how could you do this? She is a mother. How you almost killed somebody and they're never going to be the same again. No. No remorse. By all accounts.

[Kylie]

She was about to go pick up her kids. It sounds like too.

[Angie]

Yes, she was.

[Jennifer]

It was carpool.

[Angie]

She was headed to carpool with a brief stop at the liquor store on the way. And then she is on the jail call with her husband talking about basically, do you have people working on this? Like, does he know how much we've done for this him? And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[Jennifer]

And talking about him being Kevin Stitt, saying when it's.

[Angie]

And basically magically without any parole or anything, she's just released. Bye bye. Wasn't a pardon, wasn't a computation. She just got out. So I don't know.

[Jennifer]

Is that, is that at the core of the of MAGA is white privilege and impunity, don't you think? It isn't in that, in that Venn diagram, there's like whiteness, wealth, privilege, impunity, racism, elitism. And that seems to be like the through line. Like, do you remember there was a couple that took like some bullets to the Dominican Republic or some country you're not supposed to take a bullet to. And they from Oklahoma, Turks and Caicos. And they found them in the guy's suitcase and they're like, these are illegal. We're putting you in jail. Those are our rules. This is our country. These are our rules. And all of the rule following personal accountability, law and order. MAGA Christians in Oklahoma had a stage five meltdown. How could they treat him this way, Governor? Where if a black person came in to the United States and broke a law, they would be like, well, these are our laws and don't come into our country. It's just this hypocrisy on display. And again, I understand it in solitude. I. I know white women like her that think that their shit doesn't stink, that think the rules don't apply to them and the. All of the friends they hang out with. I'm very familiar with this type of woman. It's. It's this group, think of it, where nobody talks anybody off the ledge and makes. It makes the other person a better person that says, imagine if it was your daughter that was right. Imagine if this were a black woman that did this. How everybody would unravel. Kind of like with January 6th. We always have to remind people, imagine if all of the people that bomb that. That not bombed per. Like with their personal space, but not. But that attacked the Capitol were black people. I think that. I think they would have been killed. I think it would have been assault rifles and it would have been completely resolved. And I think it would have been an absolute massacre. And I just think that it's always important to kind of point this out. So to our the person that reviewed. In all sincerity, my heart and mind go out to your wife and I hope that you all can listen to the podcast together soon. And to her gay son. It's Pride month and there's so many people are proud of you because every gay person tells the world who they are at great risk of bullying and judgment. And that continues on now. So thank you for, for writing that. That's really touching. And now for a quick message from today's sponsor, the ASPCA Pet Health Insurance Program. Do you ever find yourself awake at 2am Your phone in your hand, googling things like, is it normal that my dog is dry heaving? Should you race to the emergency vet? That's why you need to enroll in ASPCA pet health insurance plan. And you can get a 25Amazon gift card. It's a little treat for you while you're doing something really great for your pet. The program offers customizable accident and illness plans, making it easier to get your pet the care that they may need. It's been around for almost 20 years and has covered nearly 1 million pets in that time. You can tailor your plan to fit your budget, your lifestyle, and your pet's particular quirks. Because, let's face it, big vet bills never show up. When it's convenient, they never do. So listener to Explore coverage, visit aspcapetinsurance.com had it. That's aspcapetinsurance dot com had it. Eligibility restrictions apply. Visit aspcapetinsurance.Com Amazon terms for more info. This is a paid advertisement. Insurance is underwritten by either Independence American Insurance Insurance Company or United States Fire Insurance Company and produced by PTZ Insurance Agency Ltd. The ASPCA is not an insurer and is not engaged in the business of insurance. All right, listener, let's just say it. Good hair days make all the difference in the world. When your hair feels healthy, you show up differently. You feel more confident, more relaxed, and you're not constantly checking the mirror. That's why I am so happy that I use Neutral. Neutrafol supports hair health from within and delivers results over time so your hair becomes something you enjoy and not something you stress about. Neutral is the number one dermatologist recommended hair growth supplement brand and it's the number one hair growth supplement brand personally used by dermatologists. Neutral's hair growth supplements are peer reviewed, NSF certified for sport and clinically tested. Listener, let your hair become one less thing taking up space in your head and see thicker, stronger, faster growing hair with less shedding. In just three to six months with Neutral Fall for a limited time, Neutrophil is offering our listeners and $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you visit neutr fall.com and enter promo code. Had it. That's neutral.com spelled n u t r a f o l.com promo code. Had it.

[Kylie]

Okay, I've got one more quick one. Five stars Almost died from laughing is the title. And Valley writes, listening to Tuesday's podcast while at the gym. I'm not a fitness gay or a bro. I'm just doing my thing and going through the motions. You all almost killed me talking about the free Prince and Mr. Softy literally trying not to die while doing a barbell bench. I survived. You all make it worth fighting here in a red state of Florida.

[Jennifer]

That's really like. I feel like the backbone of this podcast is blue dots and red states. I really do. I think it's the most overlooked portion of the American electorate and I think those are the toughest fighters. There's no purity test in this. It is a breed of you politics. It is a breed of Democrats. Stop with the focus text testing. Stop with the focus groups. We want you to get up every single day and stand up to these bozos. And number one, what was it called? Pumps. Called it Free print. But what was it really called?

[Kylie]

Catching print. She called it free press.

[Angie]

Like, well, and you know, I've. I've had to really rein that out. Because it's become such a problem. No, I'm like, eyeballs. Only because my son walked in with some golf people, and I was just like, nope, not gonna do it. Like, they came a bunch of. I've just gotten in such the habit. And it was like,

[Jennifer]

okay, let's dissect that just a little bit.

[Angie]

Okay.

[Jennifer]

Your older son or your younger son?

[Angie]

My younger son with his college friends.

[Jennifer]

There we go. That was the answer I was looking for. So your younger son walked into your home with other college boys and your crotch gazing immediately.

[Angie]

And I just. That was it. I'm not doing it anymore. I'm not. Here's.

[Jennifer]

That was rock bottom.

[Angie]

That was what? Bottom. And I can't. It is not okay for me. I can't do it ever because I can't stop. It just becomes something. So I do it all.

[Jennifer]

You don't discriminate.

[Angie]

I do not discriminate. I do not have proper boundaries.

[Jennifer]

You'll have age appropriate, Daisy.

[Angie]

No, but I mean it. Like, my heart stopped.

[Jennifer]

No crotch is safe.

[Angie]

Nobody's safe.

[Jennifer]

No crotch is safe. Not even your son's friends.

[Angie]

Yeah. Now they are. Because, I mean, I just was like. And I do want to say this is so funny. I was. It was yesterday, the day before. I was doing something, and I was concentrating really hard, and I picked up my phone from Kylie, and it was a picture of a Mr. Softy track from New York. And I best fell like, yep, there it is.

[Jennifer]

See those? I think of you.

[Kylie]

I'm seeing them everywhere now, too.

[Jennifer]

They're everywhere because it's summer, and every time I see one, I think of pumps. Because when she was married, she called her husband Soft Serve. That was his nickname behind his back. And so when I see Mr. Softy, I'm always think about your failed marriage and ice cream.

[Angie]

There's so many things to think about when you think about my failed marriage, but that is probably.

[Jennifer]

Oh, my God. Before we get to the stories, I have to tell the two of you something.

[Angie]

Okay.

[Jennifer]

So insane. So I went to this party last night in New York. It started early, before the basketball game and all of that. And this woman comes up to me, and she's with this man. And there may be around my age, maybe slightly younger. And she's like, I really love your podcast. I'm like, thank you so much. Really appreciate that. And she says, I really liked your book. And I said, the one I wrote with pumps? And she said, yeah. And I did a thing at 92nd Street Y. That's where we did our thing. I'm like, oh, that's awesome. I said, I have another book coming out. And she said, oh, when? I said, in October. And she said, what's the name of it? And I said, not today, fascist. And you know how loud places are. So we're all super close. So the guy she's with is literally like three inches from my face. And this woman is about six to eight inches from my face, right across from me. And we're all having to huddle in, and I'm with a couple of people and they're there. And so she said, oh, I like that title. Not today, fascist. And the guy, white guy standing next to me, her friend starts going, not today. What? Not today what? And I said, not today, fascist. Like, not today, Satan. And he goes, what? Like, like there's fascism here. And I go, oh, yeah, there's fascism here. And he keeps making these faces. And I said, I'd had it. I go, how about instead of sitting there making those faces, why don't you just look me right in the face and say off and we can end this conversation instead of you passively doing that. He goes, well, I mean, I just, you know, there's just absolutely no fascism in the United States. And I go, okay, I've interviewed experts, the leading premier experts in the United States on this, and they've all come back with a unanimous yes, that it is fascism. But, you know, tell me your maggot without telling me you're maggot, because I just. These white men that are so triggered. Well, it turns out this woman is a matchmaker. That's her job. He is a client of hers who she has failed to match.

[Angie]

I wonder why.

[Jennifer]

And instantly. And she had introduced him as she goes, can I tell them who you are? This is before he started making all the faces. And, you know, we didn't know each other. I didn't even have his name. And she was like, he's COO of. And it was some, you know, big swinging dick hedge fund company or whatever, you know, dime a dozen up in New York. And I'm just like, I'm not impressed with that. I mean, you know, like, whatever. I didn't say that I was polite until he. His faces were like this, you guys. When she was like, she was like, oh, so it's like, about fascism. And he's going, he's never just like. And finally I was just like, this guy thinks that his doesn't stink.

[Angie]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

And he, he can't just be Polite. Or say, I'm going to run the restroom if he's offended by the title of my book. If he's that big of a snowflake and he's that big of a. He can't say, hey, I'm gonna go grab a drink and exit, you know, so. So then he. He wants to have these conversations with him about it. And he's like, well, I'm. You know, I'm just all about capitalism. Like, well, clearly. And he tells me he's some libertarian, and I'm just like, okay, whatever. But I realized in this moment, these white men, these privileged white men, their whole identity becomes capitalism. And they see women with opinions as an incredible threat. You know, it wasn't like he said, that's interesting.

[Angie]

Do you really.

[Jennifer]

Well, then what did the experts say? Because I don't see it as fascism. It was a very hostile confrontation, which, I mean, his facial expressions were so. I was just like, you know what?

[Angie]

This guy.

[Jennifer]

I'm out of to give. I'm not in Oklahoma anymore. And I was like, why don't you just look at me and say you instead of making those faces at me? And he was just like, what's the matchmaker doing?

[Angie]

God, I wish she would have been there.

[Jennifer]

So then she says, at some point, despite how this conversation's gone, he's really hilarious. And I was like, he's like, your make a wish. Bring to this party because you can't match him with anybody because he's so unlikable. But then I also did do a little crotch gander. Yeah, this would have been the micropene situation. So pumps. This is what it all. You're right. Your theory that it all boils down to. But it was just. You meet a lot of people in New York, and if somebody. She was the one talking to me. He was just with her. And I just was like, why even do this? Like, if I. If somebody brings up something that I don't like and I don't know the people, I'm like, hey, I've got to run to the restroom.

[Angie]

Right? Here's the thing. The demeaning way the looks were like, he. It's. You know, his arrogance makes him better than. That's so classic. Like, I have a tip for the matchmaker. Send him right on down to Mar A Lago. He could be matched within moments, I bet. I mean, he's in the wrong. I don't even know.

[Jennifer]

He was so unlikable.

[Angie]

Evan Miller is married, right.

[Jennifer]

But he had this, like, affect. Like, clearly, he's the COO of some hedge fund and probably has a bank account that can choke a bull.

[Angie]

Right?

[Jennifer]

That's still not fixed him. And so then he's had to hire a high end matchmaker. She still can't match him up. And then she takes him out to this party and he's stepping in it left and right. And I was with two other women and when they finally walked away, because then a person I was with, he asked where she had gone to college. And she's a very attractive young woman. And she said, oh, I went to usc. And he goes, that's my understanding that's in a terrible neighborhood. Just. He was just like a little. Yeah, just a little. Just poo.

[Kylie]

Poo.

[Jennifer]

Debbie Downer. I'm like, this guy clearly hates women. And I'm not one of those people that like thinks, oh, they're women haters. Because I think most people probably hate women on a case to case basis. Like, I don't hate men. I judge them on a case to case basis. You know, But I think he genuinely is one. But here's what I think. In segueing from this guy, the CEO COO out with his matchmaker, that can't with anybody matched, I was just like. So I finally go, so she matched you with anyone at the end? And he goes, no. And I was like, oh, kidding.

[Angie]

I'm shocked.

[Jennifer]

Color me surprised, prick. All right, I'm a libertarian.

[Kylie]

That's code for shut the up. Yeah. Ted Cruz is saying he's a libertarian.

[Shannon Maldonado]

What?

[Kylie]

Yes, he said I'm mostly a libertarian on a TMZ video last week.

[Jennifer]

I wish he would just say I'm mostly an.

[Angie]

I'm mostly a fat ugly that doesn't give a about anything but my podcast. And I'd be like, todd, Ted Cruz said something I finally respect.

[Jennifer]

You know, Trump says he's going to make him a Supreme Court justice.

[Angie]

There is no reason to get term limits faster than the thought of that. I mean, obviously what we have now is the worst. That that has to be a priority. In my mind.

[Jennifer]

I think he's doing it because everybody hates him and everybody hates the court. And so he's like, you know what? Everybody in the Senate hate. Everybody hates the court. Just let's just rat the whole thing. Because Trump's really good at rat.

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Yeah.

[Kylie]

Double down.

[Jennifer]

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[Jennifer]

all right, so I think this guy at the party that I went to could benefit from this next news article I'm going to bring up. And it is that escorts are charging as much as $6,000 per hour thanks to Silicon Valley's AI boom. So as we know, Melania made her first public appearance in more than three weeks at an artificial intelligence event at the United at the White House last week. And the writer writes, has this been her strategy all along? Let's pop up this video. Yeah. So here's Melania with the robot. All right. And then here is some reporting from this article. Pop this up. Silicon. Silicon Valley's AI millionaires are paying eye popping rates of up to $6,000 an hour and $23,000 a day for escorts who can discuss GPUs artificial intelligence in the future of humanity. Before heading to the bedroom, a small but lucrative class of so called nerd First Escorts is cashing in on the tech industry's wealth explosion by marketing themselves as intellectually curious companions who can match clients obsession with AI, cryptocurrency, longevity and other futurist pursuits.

[Angie]

I just kind of $6,000 sounds low to any one of those guys. I mean it does. Even if you really. I mean that's just a big ask.

[Jennifer]

So here's my thing. Amanda Ungaro, the former friend, very close friend of Melania Trump has come out and said she was a hooker. Melania was a hooker. And Jeffrey Epstein introduced her to Donald Trump. And so does Melania have the intelligence at this stage in fascism to qualify as a nerd? First escort pumps.

[Angie]

My, my first question. Before I could answer that question, I would have to say it has been raved about that you speak seven languages. So I would just like a paragraph of each and then we'll do the IQ test because I think that's bullshit. I think everything she. Her what, what's the, the smart person visa that she allegedly got?

[Jennifer]

Einstein.

[Angie]

Einstein. Like all that is on bullshit sandwiches. I mean, just enough. So my guess is I'm gonna guess, no, she cannot qualify. That's just, that's my opinion.

[Jennifer]

What do you think her. Let's say that Trump drops dead, okay? New regime comes in, confiscates all of the Trump's wealth, all of it. And Melania has to return to her alleged original profession. And so since she does these White House press conferences with robots and talking about AI, I can act out what a date with a potential AI Coo like the guy I met the other night would be like. And she could say, I think AI is great for humanity. I also give good blow job Donald. Not like so much, but I can suck chrome off telepipe because I'm an unifier for humanity. This is where we are. This is, this is where we are as a kid.

[Angie]

That is where we are.

[Jennifer]

And here's the thing, it's not that far fetched that at some point the Democrats grow a pair and she is left because she's going to outlive Trump. Oh, clearly. And she could be completely wiped out financially. And so then what do you, what do you do? What does she do? What did she, what profession does she return to? The only one she ever had, allegedly.

[Angie]

She's not gonna be an interpreter is my guess.

[Jennifer]

Okay, and then another news story. This is hilarious. Kylie popped this up. The New York Times is saying no longer supporting cast. Grooms now want glam squads too. The wedding industry is seeing an emerging ecosystem of services for grooms. From day of hair and makeup to concierges and, and even therapists. The wedding industry is seeing all of this stuff bloom. And even grooms are booking day of spray tans, airbrushing, brow and beard trims, full body waxing. So do you think, what do you think about this? And do you think grooms should have their own glam squads too? Pumps.

[Angie]

You know what? I don't have a problem with the grooms having their own glam squad. I don't have a problem with the brides having a glam squad. What I have just fucking. I am so tired of is this wedding and engagement and bachelor party. It's just all on steroids because the public service announcement. I want to give again. If nobody gives a shit if you're getting married, they don't. Do you have booze at your wedding? Is the food good? Is the band good? Am I going to have to stand in line for a drink? These are what people care about. They do not give a shit. And all of you know I'm gonna have 25 bridesmaids, and every bridesmaid has to spend $10,000. And I'm gonna have this staged where everybody comes out, it's a surprise engagement, yet we have 45 photographers and three videographers. Just the whole thing. I've just had it with the whole thing. But if the groom wants a glam squad, I'm in. Go for it.

[Jennifer]

I agree. If the groom wants a glam squad, do it.

[Angie]

Do it.

[Jennifer]

No problem there. Here's my fundamental problem with weddings is it's just such tired old predictable content. You go, there's people standing up there. People walk down the aisle. They say, I do. They kiss, they leave, they cut the cake, there's a toast. And it's just to me, like a tired old plot. I wish that they could get a little bit more creative about them. If you've seen one, you can go to a wedding where the people have a gajillion. Bridesmaids, groomsmen, have spent well into six figures. Or you could go to something smaller. I want something more dramatic.

[Angie]

I.

[Jennifer]

It's. It's this tired, old, boring, predictable night out. And I don't know what they could do to make them better, but I want a little bit. I want something more interesting.

[Angie]

You know what I've missed? I've been to a lot of weddings, and the best wedding I've ever been to, you and I went together and it was walk. That's from the time the first person walked down the aisle. They had left the church with 22 minutes. That was exactly what my favorite wedding was.

[Jennifer]

That Hillary's.

[Angie]

Yeah. Hillary's.

[Jennifer]

Yeah.

[Angie]

Here's the thing. What I want to go to and what I desperately miss is I see this content online or you hear it, read it, Used to read it in People magazine that they're at the altar and they say, do you want to say, I do? And she says, the bride says, I know you. My bridesmaids, yes, you.

[Jennifer]

That's what I want.

[Angie]

I've never been to that wedding.

[Jennifer]

What about this? If they've stopped doing this.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Question.

[Jennifer]

But this is what I want. If anybody here sees some reason that these people should not be married. Speak now or forever hold your peace. And I want arms raising up. And I want.

[Kylie]

Me.

[Angie]

It's a problem.

[Jennifer]

I'll tell you what I. You shouldn't marry him because I sucked his dick last night. And somebody else stands up and.

[Angie]

Yeah.

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And he.

[Jennifer]

Me last week. And then another guy stands up.

[Kylie]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

And she sucked my dick two weeks ago. I want that. That's.

[Angie]

That's. That's the wedding I want to be invited to.

[Jennifer]

Me too. Wouldn't that be fun? Why did they do away with that question? Or is that question only in movies?

[Angie]

I've been to weddings. I think it's real. I think it's real.

[Jennifer]

Your wedding.

[Angie]

I mean, you know, the only thing I was thinking about on my wedding is this could go either way. So I don't really know with my 87 house attendants.

[Jennifer]

Where did you go on your honeymoon? Pumps. Hawaii. Now where did I go?

[Angie]

Saint Lucia. And he was sick the whole time. And so I was by myself on the whole honeymoon. I had a great time.

[Kylie]

I. I have something interesting I just googled. Do they still ask this question at weddings?

[Angie]

Okay.

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Okay.

[Kylie]

It says most modern weddings skip this tradition. It's now widely considered outdated and is no longer required for a legal marriage. It goes on to say, legal proof. Legal requirements and background checks are handled long before. So was this illegal? You had to ask question and get through.

[Angie]

It was like part of the ceremony. I don't think it was legal.

[Pacifico Beer Advertiser]

I do.

[Jennifer]

Bring it back. I want to bring it back.

[Kylie]

I think so too.

[Angie]

Please invite me to go and give me scoop before. Yeah.

[Jennifer]

And then. And then I think it's like. Then I think it's sorted out.

[Shannon Maldonado]

Out.

[Jennifer]

And it's like, okay, did you give him a blowjob last night? And she's like, yeah, I did, but we weren't married then, and now we are, and I'm never going to do it again. And he's like, okay, well, I. Your, your, your maid of honor last night. Can we both get past it? And then we all watch it all play out. Dramatic snot slinging and then they end up deciding to get married or like rack in the nuts, throw the flowers, you know, just.

[Angie]

I.

[Jennifer]

That's what I want. Which also is all of me wanting all of this a symptom as to why Donald Trump is president. Am I. Are we a part of the problem here?

[Angie]

Yeah, I think it goes back to reality tv. We've just kind of all progressed into that. Okay. But I do. This is a real. This is True. When I got married In Oklahoma in 1996 or seven decades, you had to get a test for syphilis. US legally, you had to go there.

[Jennifer]

Did you have it? I didn't have it.

[Angie]

I mean, I wasn't worried about him having it. Turns out I should have been. I should have been like sweating that. Like I was. My std.

[Jennifer]

Did he have it?

[Angie]

No, because they let us get married.

[Jennifer]

So if you have it, you can't get married.

[Angie]

I don't. I. That's what I thought. But I asked somebody that just got married the other day and they said, no, they don't make you do that. But there was like. Because you got married out of state. But I had to get. We had to go like a week before, get the marriage license. Then there was a little blood testing place in the court clerk's area of the courthouse. And you go and you got your syphilis test.

[Jennifer]

I have a confession. I have no idea what my anniversary date is.

[Angie]

I know it's in September.

[Jennifer]

I know it's September as well. And I can't remember. I see. I think 16th. And it always rolls around. Like the Saturday in September, it rolls around. And Josh, I don't think he knows either. And we both kind of fake it. I'm like, oh, our anniversary is coming up. And he's like, yeah. And I'm like, 16th, right? And he's like, yeah, 17th. 16th. And the kids always kind of laugh. We don't really know. And then those dates kind of pass. And I'm so glad that both, either one of us are like, yeah. And for people who celebrate your anniversary in Market, no knock. I mean, it's hard to be married. It's hard to be in a relationship. And if it's something special, y' all do great. Josh and I are both more like, if we want to have an anniversary style date and we feel like it that day on a Saturday at noon, we'll do it that night. It's just like, hey, let's go have a great night out. But I really don't know when it is. I do. I will tell you. When we did get married, Dylan, our oldest son, was already born. And so he was like in the. He walked down the aisle with me and my dad and the lady. I said, I want to know. Non religious ceremony at all. Like, no mention of God, no scripture, none of it. So we're in Santa Fe. So they have this old lady come out. She's probably like 75. I thought she was kind of cool, but she's like, gray and the whole night. So she's talking about, like, the universe, and, you know, it's a little fruity, but I was into it at the moment, and she made it very short. But Dylan was kind of like. He was standing next to me, and he's kind of like, mommy. And he was trying to talk to me. And she, like, immediately. I loved her for this. She immediately goes, no during the ceremony. And, like, just completely. I was like, okay, it takes a village. And then he's, like, clinging onto my leg because she's scared.

[Angie]

Too scared to cry or talk.

[Jennifer]

I look over Josh. You know, Josh is so emotional. He's like, snot slinging, crying when I walk down the eye. I mean, he's so sweet, you know, he's just like. I mean, just literally.

[Angie]

I remember the pictures. He was just like. His eyes were swollen. They were just. He was.

[Jennifer]

It's not slinging.

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[Jennifer]

Dylan looks up at Josh, and then he's kind of. So everybody's crying and getting in trouble except for me, who looked fabulous. Thank you. Pumps.

[Angie]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

You couldn't go because you just had your baby. I just had your last baby.

[Angie]

I want to say it was the 19th. We need to have Kylie, like, but we don't know what year.

[Jennifer]

I can look it up. I do. I think it was 2008. 2007. Much later than yours.

[Angie]

No, because you.

[Jennifer]

It was 2008.

[Angie]

Was it?

[Jennifer]

Oh, no, no. 2005.

[Angie]

Yeah, because Roman.

[Jennifer]

2006.

[Angie]

No, wait, I looked in 2005.

[Jennifer]

So it was 2005. 2005.

[Angie]

I mean, we were record jacks on dates.

[Jennifer]

September, I believe it's 16th, possibly 17th. 2005. Santa Fe, around Mexico, around somewhere.

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[Jennifer]

That's the gist. 2005, which would mean a lot of years. Two decades. All right, well, I really want everybody's comments about what we can do as a country to make weddings more interesting.

[Angie]

Yeah. I would just like the mystery of. I don't have my engagement on Instagram. I don't have my wedding on Instagram. And we just have, like, they're married. I think that would be, like, a great idea. Okay.

[Jennifer]

This would be so great. Okay. Remember the movie Wedding Crashers?

[Angie]

Oh, my God.

[Jennifer]

It was a comedy, right? Hilarious. Right?

[Angie]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

Okay, so we could quit podcasting. All right. And we'll have Kylie and Seth and Ryan follow us around the way that, you know, Hassan has the Twitch streamer. People following, and he's just out in the wild, like, streaming. Okay. So we have people. We get a Twitch Account. We go to weddings. We go to weddings. All right. That we don't know these people, but we're shopping for weddings. Driving around, oh, there's a church, let's go. And we really go in, like, mega churches. We focus on MAGA communities, red state communities. We get some drag queens to put us in full blown. Some sort of drag. Either make us look younger, hotter and. Or male, like men. And we go and we sit down about 15 rows back. And as the wedding starts and everybody's getting into it, one of us stands up and it's like, pardon me. I just. Before we move forward in this, I just want everybody to know that he's on Grindr. And here's the account. And we just sabotage weddings of MAGA people. Is that up? That's up.

[Angie]

And not standing up. But, like, going into the reception, I would have a little bit of guilt if they were really happy, but going to the reception be like, oh, my God, I've known the bridegroom forever. Like, totally. So seeing how these people would treat me if I was dressed as a man or whatever.

[Jennifer]

But no sabotaging the wedding. What if you knew they were awful people?

[Angie]

Then I'm all in.

[Jennifer]

Okay.

[Kylie]

Yeah.

[Angie]

Like, if this is a Trump family member wedding, count me the in.

[Jennifer]

Here's the thing. I would never do this because I avoid groups of people.

[Kylie]

Right.

[Jennifer]

At all costs. Yeah. I avoid socializing weddings and groups of people. So it's just.

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It's just.

[Jennifer]

It's the. It's the fundamental flaw at the plan. It's like, remember when we were younger and we had an ongoing list of people that we were going to write letters to?

[Angie]

Yeah. And we would write in the mail.

[Jennifer]

We're such a thing. And it would be like, we're going to write a letter to that manager at that ice cream shop because she was a total. And we're going to write a letter to this person because they were a total cunt. And we had this ongoing letter list of people that's kind of. It's just like a fantasy psycho thing. Which brings me back to my grievance of when the dentist asked, are you emotionally unstable?

[Angie]

We've all circle.

[Jennifer]

And I lied. And then I'm here on this episode talking about one of sabotage perfectly strangers weddings where they can be completely happy and have this incredible relationships. Incredible, like, incredible relationships. Well, I should probably call the dentist and revise my intake, don't you think?

[Angie]

What would they do? Called and said, hi.

[Jennifer]

They're like, hello, family dental. I was just in the Welch, I had my teeth cleaned yesterday and I lied on question 474 in your intake form that took me an hour to fill out. When you asked if I was emotionally unstable, I answered no. But if I'm gonna go and send you a YouTube link to a podcast episode that I just published, but I'm clearly off my goddamn rocker. An absolute nut.

[Angie]

Here's dedicate. You have to dedicate it to the new fashion.

[Jennifer]

Let me see if I have it.

[Angie]

Okay, I have it ready. Okay.

[Jennifer]

Because I'm filming from home today.

[Angie]

All right.

[Jennifer]

My book is called Not Today Fascists. And the fascist that I'm going to dedicate this to today is the man that is paid a lot of money to get matched. And when I tell them the title of the book sat there and turned into a snowflake pitching a facial expression fit, this goes out to you, and I hope that you read it and I hope you make lots of faces. And the links right below in the show notes. And we'll see you guys soon. I'll tell you what I've had it with. Let's hear it. I've had it with that

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