Bigger The Christian, Bigger The Tits

Summary

Podcast Summary: “Bigger the Christian, Bigger the Tits”

Podcast: I’ve Had It
Hosts: Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Guests: Jinkx Monsoon, Kylie, Ryan B.
Date: April 7, 2026
Main Theme:
A comedic and biting discussion dissecting hypocrisy in American Christian and political culture, with a focus on recent right-wing scandals, book banning, and the intersection of sexual repression, bigotry, and performative morality. The episode features a lively interview with drag superstar Jinkx Monsoon and recurring "Had It" grievances on everything from email overload to car culture.

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Episode Overview

The episode kicks off with Jennifer and Pumps venting about the everyday annoyances they’ve "had it" with—ranging from email “terrorism” by companies to minor elevator etiquette breaches. As the conversation progresses, the discussion pivots from cultural pet peeves into a takedown of right-wing Christian hypocrisy, prompted by the news of a Tennessee librarian being fired over LGBTQ book censorship.

Drag legend Jinkx Monsoon joins to riff on recent scandals involving ultra-conservative figures, and together, the hosts and guest dissect how performative Christianity and moral grandstanding camouflage personal hypocrisy and repression—particularly in the context of anti-LGBTQ sentiment. The episode maintains a sharp, unapologetic, and darkly funny tone, with plenty of memorable quotes and moments.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Everyday Grievances: Email Overload & Elevator Etiquette

• Email "Terrorism":

  • Pumps describes excessive emails from a pet food company about scheduled website maintenance.
  • Jennifer rants about companies like Zillow and ChatGPT continuing to spam her post-unsubscription:
    • “They engage in unsolicited email terrorism. It is, I get so angry about it… The email terrorism that ensues.” (02:09, Jennifer)

• Elevator Pet Peeves:

  • Jennifer details a run-in with a man who takes the elevator up a single flight:
    • “And then I saw that Stanley cup and I just thought, you know, this is, I hate you. Like, I hate you. I cannot stand you.” (06:05, Jennifer)

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The Hypocrisy of Christian Nationalism and Book Banning

• Tennessee Library Scandal:

  • Ryan B. introduces a news story about a librarian fired for refusing to move LGBTQ books out of the children’s section.
  • Jennifer reacts:
    • “For MAGA people to be triggered by books. I mean, these are the biggest titty babies on the planet... Just don’t read the gay book.” (13:07, Jennifer)

• Hypocrisy in Christian Signaling:

  • Extended riff about “Caleb”—a Tennessee school board member who opens censorship arguments with prayer but is mocked for being “the biggest pussy in America”:
    • “Caleb, you’re a fucking pussy. Just don’t read the gay book. That’s all you have to do. Nobody is trying to indoctrinate children... You could give birth to an asshole, you could give birth to a dipshit, you could give birth to a gay person, you could give birth to a Klansperson.” (14:00–15:30, Jennifer)

• Performative Christianity Concealing Kink:

  • “You just know the bigger the Christian, the bigger the freak... I don’t care if you’re a freak… What I care about is the hypocrisy. And I’m a hypocrisy shamer.” (19:21, Jennifer)

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Republican Sex Scandals & Performative Morality

• "Big Titty Brian" and Kristi Noem:

  • The recent controversy around Kristi Noem’s husband becomes a metaphor for hypocrisy—his private kinks clashing with their public "godly marriage" branding.
  • “When Big Titty Brian was revealed... I don’t give a shit if he likes to put on big titties and run around. I just couldn’t care less. I’m a hypocrisy shamer, not a kink shamer.” (32:40, Jennifer)

• Religious Signaling as Weapon & Shield:

  • “They use it. They vacillate between two things. It’s either a weapon or a shield.” (33:50, Jennifer)
  • “That shows us they have no moral center. None... Zero. Nothing is being guided by morality.” (34:54, Jinkx Monsoon)

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LGBTQ Community: Demonized by Day, Fetishized by Night

• Jennifer on Closeted Right-Wing Politicians:

  • “There’s an element of the MAGA movement… they ostracize the LGBTQ community during the day and then they fetishize it at night.” (35:24, Jennifer)
  • “I have a lot of compassion for people that feel like they passively need to be in the closet. That’s your business. But when you are making laws… and then at night you’re crashing Grindr, that’s my fucking business!” (36:28, Jennifer)

• Jinkx Monsoon’s Perspective:

  • “That closet that they’re remaining in for their safety is built by the people they’ve aligned themselves with. Like, their participation in this group is the reason why they need to stay in the closet.” (36:52, Jinkx Monsoon)

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Christianity, Capitalism & American Culture

• Churches and Money:

  • Merging of Christianity with capitalism, grifting, and the warping of Jesus’s image into an Aryan capitalist.
  • “These churches… promote a very purity culture… while at the same time, they’re grifting constantly... they’ve taken this skinned Palestinian Jew, Jesus Christ, and… now he’s like this Aryan capitalist.” (38:33, Jennifer)

• On Democrats’ Flaws:

  • “When they see trans people or gay people as a political liability… they throw [them] under the bus.” (39:12, Jennifer)
  • “We have never actually held true to anything we’ve boasted as a country.” (40:09, Jinkx Monsoon)

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Religion as Child Abuse

• Jennifer and Jinkx share personal anecdotes about being raised around or in religion, critiquing the fear-based tactics and shame (41:25–43:00).
  • “What their parents did to them is child abuse. Yeah, telling them ‘you’re not born good, you’re born bad, you need to be saved.’” (41:25, Jennifer)
  • “I was raised thinking all my dead relatives were watching me at all times… that scared me out of my masturbating for a long time.” (42:38, Jinkx Monsoon)

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Jinkx Monsoon’s Grievances

• “I’ve had it with traffic, cars, car culture at all.” (43:08, Jinkx Monsoon)
• Car culture as patriarchal; car ownership, display, and the Freudian connections to insecurity.
  • “Every straight identified man has a picture… with his car… it’s as important as being good around kids.” (44:19, Jinkx Monsoon)
  • “If you see a particular type of car on the road… which car do you think represents the Teeny Weeny the most?... The cybertruck.” (45:16, Jinkx & Jennifer)

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Political Corruption

• “Why are politicians allowed to own businesses?... Did you know, Jinx, that [Trump] has made $6.4 billion since he was sworn in? The corruption is staggering.” (46:12–47:13, Jennifer)

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Solutions & Reflections:

• Jinkx humorously suggests quarantining politicians so they focus on service, not personal gain.
• Ongoing frustration at the lack of forceful opposition to bigotry in American politics:
  • “You don’t have to meet someone halfway when they’re pure evil… To try to meet them in the middle is to try to justify cruelty and inhuman behavior.” (50:59–52:38, Jinkx Monsoon)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “The bigger the Christian, the bigger the freak.” (19:21, Jennifer)
• “Caleb, you’re a fucking pussy. Just don’t read the gay book.” (14:00, Jennifer)
• Jinkx’s Melania impression:
  • “My name is Mesopotamia Garage Door. I put cranberry in tin foil. Call it fine jewelry. I am not a feminist.” (29:01, Jinkx Monsoon)
• On Book Bans:
  • “Nazis banned books, etc. And that's the truth.” (13:03, Jennifer)
• “These MAGA men are just such a fucking pussies. Line up 100 gay men for me. Not one of them is going to get triggered over any sort of book.” (18:17, Jennifer)
• “I'm not a kink shamer. I'm a hypocrisy shamer.” (32:40, Jennifer)
• Jinkx on the state of America:
  • “Oh, I've had it. That's why I'm going to London to go play Judy Garland this spring.” (69:38, Jinkx Monsoon)

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Had It or Hit It Segment (1:01:17+)

A lightning round game where Jennifer, Pumps, and Jinkx declare if they’re "over it" (“Had it”) or “into it” (“Hit it”). Highlights:

• Shoe Size Shame:
  • Jinkx is exasperated at how politics and transphobia make finding large women’s shoes harder:
    • “Shoe stores are bigoted.” (62:11, Jennifer)
• Big Titty Brian:
  • “Oh my God. Had it. Because... girl, it's not even good drag.” (63:26, Jinkx Monsoon)
• Quinoa Everywhere:
  • “Quinoa sucks. I’ve had it.” (64:02, Jinkx Monsoon)
• Skincare Discourse:
  • “I've had it, because it's like... you have to do 15 things before you go to bed... I do almost nothing.” (69:03, Jinkx Monsoon)
• The United States of America:
  • “Oh, I've had it. That's why I'm going to London...” (69:38, Jinkx Monsoon)

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Timestamps of Key Segments

• Email Terrorism & Elevator Pet Peeves: 01:18–07:10
• Book Bans & MAGA Hypocrisy: 12:48–20:34
• Discussion of "Big Titty Brian" and Christian hypocrisy: 21:24–36:28
• Jinkx Monsoon Interview: 28:04–69:49
• Had It or Hit It Game: 61:17–70:38
• Sharpest Quotes & Hypocrisy Takedowns: Throughout, esp. 14:00, 19:21, 32:40

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Final Thoughts

The episode is a laugh-out-loud yet razor-sharp takedown of hypocrisy, particularly targeting the contradictions rampant in right-wing Christian and political corners of current American culture. Both hosts and guest blend personal stories, pop culture, and news with a signature blend of dark humor and righteous fury, leaving no bigot—or quinoa salad—unarraigned.

Transcript

[Jinx Monsoon]

Girl, it's not even good drag.

[Jennifer]

That's my thing.

[Jinx Monsoon]

You guys like Mar a Lago face? If you alienate all the dolls, we won't tell you who our surgeons are. So if you alienate all the queens, we're not gonna help you get your nipples in line. So are we supposed to start the podcast?

[Pumps]

Ready, 1, 2, 3.

[Jennifer]

Patriots, gay trio, Black Trio, Brown Trio, we love you. And all of the triple trumpers can do what? Pumps off. I saw somebody. You know how you get tagged and stuff online? There was a person that was watching our show, and then when you did the. They lip synced it to their camera. So shout out to whoever that was. Somehow you ended up in my feed, and I thought it was fantastic. I didn't save it or send it to anybody. That's my bad. I'm like a manic ADD person online and I think, oh, that's cute. I should save that. And then I never do.

[Pumps]

Yeah, well, I. I've noticed that I. You know how, like, I've lost texting on my phone and then I lost Instagram for, like, 10 days. I didn't notice that until Kylie fixed my other problem, so.

[Jennifer]

All right, pumps. What have you had it with? Oh, my gosh.

[Pumps]

I know you're going to have had it with this too, so I'm so happy. Okay, you know how we have people on social media that say, I'm going to take a social media break. This is a true story. In my email box, I have a subscription for this prescription dog food for my elderly dog. So I get like, two emails in a row from them, which I think is weird. So I look at it and it says, On April 18, we will be. Our website will be down for maintenance. I'm like, okay. Then I get another one. Make sure that, you know, we're going to be down for maintenance three or four days later. They keep sending me this on their down for maintenance. I'm like, put it on your website. We're down for maintenance today, order tomorrow. Like, the email terrorism is totally unnecessary.

[Jennifer]

You don't even. The email terrorism that I fight before most people, a lot of people have probably gone to bed because, as you know, I wake up at the crack of dawn and it is this. This battle. I'm in the trenches with these people. Number one, Zillow is just straight up. If you were to list terrorists, the. The biggest offenders. Number one, it's Zillow. Number two, it's that prick demon queen Sam Altman with Chat GPT. So I had Chat GPT and when I found out that he's a Nazi and a fascist collaborator and he said I can't raise kids without AI and a bunch of other stupid that this guy's done, I mean, he's just awful. I canceled my chat GPT and I unsubscribed from all chat GPT communications. I broke up Zillow and ChatGPT despite breaking up with these companies. They don't understand boundaries. They engage in unsolicited email terrorism. It is, I get so angry about it and I think, oh, I need to talk about this on the podcast. And I think, I have, I've spoken about this at least 10 times on the podcast. The email terrorism that ensues. And now I've got this situation on my design email account, which I've had forever for my interior design business. I get these messages that your mailbox is almost full. I don't know what to do about that. Right. So I'm, Kylie's tried to troubleshoot it with me. I, I start deleting emails. I start deleting sent miles. And then I think, you know what? I bet you that a lot that is occupying this, you know, 15, 20 year old email box is email terrorism 100%. So I, I, I feel you in that and I can't stand it. And I think there's just a lot of grandstanding, like you're, nobody wants to really elaborate. You're remodeling your website. Big titties. Move on down the road. You know, it's just not that big of a deal.

[Pumps]

It's just not that big of a deal. But it's just like now it makes me want to cancel my subscription for the dog food, which I can't. Yeah, just for Spike. But, but I am the queen. I am happy to cut my nose off despite my face. Like in a situation like this.

[Jennifer]

That's kind of maga, isn't it?

[Pumps]

Yeah, probably. Yeah, maybe. But I mean, I will just be

[Jennifer]

like, I don't even want it.

[Pumps]

Like, just forget it. I don't want it.

[Jennifer]

Just my dog's gonna die. My dog is gonna eat non prescription dog food.

[Pumps]

Right. I'll get it from somewhere else, even though I don't know where.

[Jennifer]

Okay, so this is something that maybe three or four episodes you were talking about people. Maybe it was Kylie, I don't remember. Or maybe it was in real life and not on an episode. I don't know. All right, I could be sundowning. All right, that's a viable option. Listener. But the situation where people have one flight of stairs to go up and they choose to use the elevator. So Anna, the girlfriend of Kylie, this is like her, she's like, as much as we hate email terrorism, this is her biggest thing. So I come to the studio listener. I'm in our new New York studio and we're on the top floor and there's a beautiful staircase in the building. Like it's wide, it has a deep slope to it. And this guy comes, he, I'm about to go, and he sticks his hand in the elevator. So he, you know, he's already like boundary violating out the wazoo. Which by the way, I'm a hypocrite on this issue. I would do the same thing. I don't like it when people do it to me, but I'm also an offender. And he comes in and it's a real narrow little elevator. And then he goes over and he hits two and I impress back up against the wall because it's him. And then he has a backpack that's about 30 inches deep.

[Pumps]

See, that's so rude.

[Jennifer]

And a gigantic Stanley cup sticking out the side of it. And I thought, here we have the trifecta of grievances. Listene this will not walk up one flight of stairs. He has a backpack, which everybody hates because people that wear backpacks do not have self awareness for the depth that their backpack takes up. So they're just, you know, on airplanes and airports, walking down the street, it's just like they are not accounting for the fact that they are, you know, about 24 inches deep instead of, you know, 8 inches deep or whatever a normal human being is. And then I saw that Stanley cup and I just thought, you know, this is, I hate you. Like, I hate you. I cannot stand you. I can't believe we shared oxygen in this elevator together. And I'm just going to tell you this.

[Kylie]

He.

[Jennifer]

He emitted MAGA energy.

[Pumps]

Well, I was gonna say the Stanley cap. He won't climb up one flight of stairs. It might be that he's leaning that way. You kind of thought in New York City you'd see less of it, but there's always one or two around.

[Jennifer]

All right, well, those are our grievances. Welcome to I've had it. I'm Jennifer.

[Pumps]

I'm Angie.

[Jennifer]

Kylie. Hi, how are you?

[Kylie]

I'm good, Jen. The other day Anna and I were in the same elevator and a girl comes in, she presses two and we're waiting for nine and Anna goes out loud, Kylie, should we take the stairs to 9? In front of the girl. She's just such a.

[Jennifer]

It's just like passive aggressive. Cunty right there. Yeah, I kind of love that.

[Pumps]

I do, too. The thing about Anna, she's tiny, but she will not be afraid to open her mouth.

[Jennifer]

Agreed.

[Kylie]

No, she's not.

[Pumps]

She's a spitfire.

[Kylie]

Okay, I've got a couple reviews for you today. This one is five stars, titled I'm not mad and Muer writes, I'm just disappointed my favorite mommy podcasters won't be accepting my nomination for FBI Director. Jessica. Or Secretary of Treasury. Pumps. Because now all my AA insider trading is all for nothing.

[Jinx Monsoon]

People have been.

[Kylie]

People are upset since you told them you're not going to run for office.

[Jennifer]

Yeah, I mean, but the thing is, you guys, like, I mean, don't you think being a politician is so boring? Isn't this so much more fun to do this? Isn't it so much more fun to sit back and gossip about politicians and go, well, if I were them, I would do it this way and act holier than thou and sanctimonious? I mean, this is a million times better.

[Pumps]

A hundred percent. And here's the deal, too. Like, part of your job as a politician should be to meet with your constituents and discuss their concerns. So that's the whole level of meeting people that you don't want to do at our stage of life.

[Jennifer]

Yeah, I don't really like meeting with people. We were recently invited to the White House correspondence dinner, and I told our agent, like, I don't want to go. And he said, why? And I was just like, I don't want to talk to people. I don't want to sit at a table with people. I. I don't. I just. I was. I have zero interest in going to that. A year ago or two years ago, I remember pumps, and I really wanted to go. And this time he called. He's like, hey, I've got seats. And I was like, there's no. Even if you were paying me money, I'm not going to the White House Correspondence Center. I don't want to go. Have zero interest in it.

[Kylie]

Zero. Let me ask you this.

[Jennifer]

If it was Obama, 100%, I would

[Pumps]

go, yeah, but that's different.

[Jennifer]

Yeah, I would 100% go. I'd be the bell of the ball. I would be like a small talk. I love it. Socializing. Are you kidding me? I love to socialize. I mean, my God, I. It's been my dream, my life's dream to come to the White House correspondence Dinner, but to go to dump truck dinner. No, absolutely not.

[Kylie]

Okay, the next review is one star titled Nut Stains, and they write these two white racist elite Democrats are nuts and get bred by Klansmen.

[Jennifer]

Wait, pop that back up. I don't understand that. Okay, we're white racists, which. This is something that Trump calls white people racist, which is just. That is stupid signaling is what that is. You know, we have virtue signaling. We have Christian signaling. This is stupid signaling. And MAGA seems to stupid signal constantly online. I appreciate them calling us elite Democrats, so thank you for that. Nuts. Accept that. That's. I will accept that. Completely bred by Klansmen. Not me, but Pumps could be a candidate.

[Pumps]

We are not ruling it out.

[Jennifer]

She comes from some generational white supremacist, to be fair.

[Pumps]

Not on my paternal side.

[Mackenzie]

Just.

[Jennifer]

Right, Right. Yeah, because your. Your grandmother memes. She was a Democrat and not a racist and. And really fought the good, good fight. See, you had it in you this whole time. Pumps. It just took you a while to get away from the Klansmen. All right, I would like to share a new story. First of all, I'd like to share some news. We have, of course, you all know we have Kylie and then we have Seth, but we have hired a new producer. His name is Ryan.

[Kylie]

Should I make him show his face?

[Jennifer]

Ryan B. Ryan B. Yes. Ryan B. Needs to show his face. There's Ryan B, everybody. Welcome, Ryan B. I was not prepared for this.

[Jinx Monsoon]

I know.

[Pumps]

That's the better part of it.

[Jennifer]

Yeah, that makes it all the better. And he is going to be finding, like, writing story content. There's so much fuckery going on. And so you all know, we have our political podcast, I hip News. This is our therapeutic podcast called I've Had It. And we need somebody to stay on top of all of this for us. And so he is going to be producing so many great segments for us. And this is the first one. His first segment for I've had It. And let's see how he does. All right, pop up the post, Kylie. A Tennessee library board fires the county's top librarian for refusing to comply with its vote to move more than 100 LGBTQ books from the children's to the adult section over its claims that they promote gender confusion. And now we have a video to go along with this. Breaking tonight, a wild scene inside the Rutherford County Library board meeting.

[Jinx Monsoon]

The library director is now without a job. We break down what happened.

[Jennifer]

Chaos and commotion. The deceased decision followed a tense and at times heated meeting, with board members openly clashing over policy and how library material should be classified. Okay, so the people were actually there supporting the librarian and they had signs up that said Nazis banned books, etc. And that's. That's the truth. All of this we need to point out for MAGA people to be triggered by books. I mean, these are the biggest titty babies on the planet. You have agency, you have autonomy. When you go to a library, you simply. If you don't want to read gay stuff, you just don't do it. Get a different book. It's just that simple. It is just that easy. And here's an excerpt from a school board member who started with prayer before supporting the band. Rutherford county school board member Caleb Tidwell, meanwhile, spoke in favor of moving the books out of the section for youth readers. Follow the law, said Tidwell, who started his public comments with a prayer. Protect the children. Hold the line. And what I have to say to Caleb Tidwell is, caleb, you're a pussy. You're a fucking pussy. Just don't read the gay book. That's all you have to do. Nobody is trying to indoctrinate children. And I have news that a lot of people need to come to terms with. You don't choose the sexuality of your child. You have nothing to do with it. If you choose to breed, you could get. There's a lot of different options that you could have there. You could give birth to an asshole, you could give birth to a dipshit, you could give birth to a gay person, you could give birth to a clans person. And you really just borrow this child for a while during their childhood and you try to mold them as best you can. But I would argue that the best parents teach acceptance and expose their children to all sorts of different types of people and teach universal love and universal human rights. But these people, these puritan freak show maga titty babies that are scared by books, that are leading this shit with a prayer is so hysterical, it's like peak hysteria. Hey, my name is Caleb and I'm the country's biggest pussy. That's what I think about Caleb Pumps. What do you think about Caleb?

[Pumps]

Okay, here's the thing about Caleb. Remember the moms for Liberty and we had all kinds of threesomes.

[Jennifer]

My guess, I lived for that. Bridget, Bridget had the menagerie. Let's remind the listener about that, okay? Okay, listen, if y' all hear banging in the background, just know that we have these old radiators in this New York studio. If you hear a banging, it's not the producers Saying, shut up, Jennifer. Which that could happen, but this is actually the radiator clanking. Okay, pumps. Go ahead. Remind everybody about Bridget.

[Pumps]

Bridget was the moms for liberty. She was saving America one child at a time because she was the beacon of Christianity, faith, purity, the whole night.

[Jennifer]

Like super trumper.

[Pumps]

Super Trump. Like they were besties.

[Jennifer]

Oh, they had photos together. Little kitten heels with Bridget and her dirtbag husband.

[Pumps]

Yes. So Bridget and her husband, the perfect traditional marriage. They had a godly marriage, much like the gnomes and.

[Jennifer]

Are you talking about big titty Brian and Christy?

[Pumps]

Teddy Brian and want to be Barbie. Bridget and her husband are doing menageries with a lot of gay stuff between Bridget and the other person. And the other third party said she felt some type of sexual, like, force. She was being stalked. Like, this is not just, hey, you want to come out over. Let's do a threesome. Let's go. It wasn't that there was some force stuff. So my guess is, is this man, if we went deep, if we went

[Jennifer]

inside his like Google or Caleb, the world's biggest.

[Pumps]

Yes. If we followed him on a Friday night when he thought his wife was asleep. This guy is doing stuff he would rather not have everybody know about.

[Jennifer]

I'll tell you what I think he's doing. I'll tell you exactly. I would bet lots of money, canines and children on this. Oh, I guarantee you, Caleb, the world's biggest pussy that's leading prayer in Tennessee is on only fans with big titty Brian. Ooh, the wife. I mean, the husband of Christina. Birds of a feather flock together when people feel the need to Christian signal. And you're praying over a fucking book. I mean, what a pussy. I can't even. These MAGA men are just such a fucking pussies. Line up 100 gay men for me. Not one of them is going to get triggered over any sort of book.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Never.

[Jennifer]

No, it's just. It's just breathtaking. Moving along. Here's a video related to this story. The same guy who tried to ban D even though it was not being practiced in the school district. Is this Caleb Ryan? This is Caleb. Oh, my God. Fasten your seatbelts. Here's the world's biggest. All right, play the clip.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Been told that Rutherford county is not implementing this practice, but since we're not implementing, I think it's best to do away with it in case it were to be brought up in the future.

[Jennifer]

Other board members believe the subject at this point should be left alone. It's been very volatile in the State due to the voucher rule and honestly I really would hate to see us take up any more resolutions. I'm sick of them. I'd like the politics to to be gone and let's just get back to the business of taking care of our students and giving a world class education.

[Pumps]

And up.

[Jennifer]

Brian, can you pick Caleb back up? Just a still shot of Caleb, please.

[Pumps]

Yeah, right.

[Jennifer]

I'm thinking this is a big titty Brian situation. So listener, I'm just going to tell you something. You just know the bigger the Christian, the bigger the freak. And here's the thing. I don't care if you're a freak. I don't care if you like to put on big titties. I don't care if you like to do menageris, I don't care. Whatever your thing is, whatever, swing for the fences, do it. You like to do gay stuff, you like to do straight stuff, you like to do gay on, straight on, queer on, all sorts of shit, do it. I don't give a fuck. What I care about is the hypocrisy. And I'm a hypocrisy shamer. A proud cart carrying hypocrisy shamer. And Caleb, if you'll put him back up. Kylie, please. I just want to make sure he is publicly shamed. Caleb, this Caleb right here is the biggest pussy in the United States of America. Caleb is scared of a book. A book. A fucking book. That's how weak these MAGA men are. And I am shocked as shit that the manosphere is still a multi billion dollar industry when it's led by all of these pussies. I've had it, had it same.

[Pumps]

And just for the record, I am so sucking tired. I this is what I've had it with. Like there are so many things but this stands out to me. Please MAGA Republicans, Republicans in general, stop telling me how you back the blue and you're for the police and you're raw, raw law enforcement. I following the law. Caleb, your leader is not following the law. Like stop with the law. Just say we break the law, we're not accountable. Go yourself. Then I would be like, okay, you know, I don't. That's wrong, it's bad. But just all this, we back to blue. We want to follow the law. No you don't. You want to do what you want to do and you don't give a fuck if you're following the law nor do you support law enforcement, so shut up.

[Jennifer]

All of that is just, it's. They Feel like it makes them. Like there's something broken in them. So that they're going to pray before something because they're trying to shield you from how what's going on, like with Big Titty Brian. Big Titty Brian, of course, is always talking about, we have a godly marriage. Kristi Gnome is like, you know, Brian's the anchor of our family. The Lord made him the anchor. Well, he sure does have a couple of anchors. Christy.

[Pumps]

Put a little water in there.

[Jennifer]

And so you just know this is why Moses might. Grindr Johnson, I would bet. Lots of things. Lots. And here's the thing. One of my absolute favorite things on the planet are Republican sex scandals. Because they are abundant, they are ubiquitous, and these sexually repressed freaks want to control everybody. So they think if they say, oh, we support the cops, you know, like, who doesn't support law and order? It's not like, it's like the whole family values thing, like, we support family. Okay? We're the anti family people. Like, that doesn't exist. Like, I mean, you know, and the thing about the cops is there's a racial thing with that because historically black neighborhoods, instead of being invested in resources, they have invested in over policing, which feeds the prison industrial complex. So there is a link to the backing, the blue and all of that. That is all really white supremacist coded. And that's what that is. Because the reason the police are, and I believe most police. I think there's some bad cops. There's no question about it. I watched the O.J. trial. I mean, yeah, no, what was his name? That racist Herman Furman. You know, you know that there's a lot of that goes down with cops. If there's a lot of people, like, now that I live in New York, you see cops all over the streets from the subway. They're great. They're like super nice guys. I'm always like, hey, can you help me? Which train here? And they're super helpful. But these are good conversations to have. But I think that hold back the blue. Blue, it's just, I think it leads to. It's a teeny weeny situation on top. We just like to be racist. And they like it that black neighborhoods are over policed more than their neighborhoods agree. Okay, we're going to take a commercial break and then I will be back in studio with a fantastic guest, Jinx Monsoon. So we'll be back in just a minute.

[Pumps]

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[Jinx Monsoon]

Because I'm a Virgo? No, I just have always known exactly what I wanted to do with my life and I was pretty sure of how I wanted to do it. And, you know, if you look back on the last 15 years that I've kind of like entered the public arena, it's just been a slow climb to doing exactly what I said I was going to do from the beginning.

[Jennifer]

Slow climb to the top, back to back champ on RuPaul.

[Jinx Monsoon]

It was a lot of hard work doing that twice, but, you know, I did it and for now, I'm the only one.

[Jennifer]

Exactly. All right, so Kylie did some research. Maybe it was Ryan that you do great impressions.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

And I'm wondering, do you have a Melania?

[Jinx Monsoon]

Oh, I have a good one.

[Jennifer]

You go first.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Well, mine's based. This is a shout out to my friend Devin Green who does a Melania impression where she's like, my name is Mesopotamia garage door. I put cranberry in tin foil. Call it fine jewelry. I am not a feminist, But it's totally derived from Devin Green. But let me hear yours. Okay.

[Jennifer]

She's like, my husband is unifier and I want the children to study literature, mathematics, history, art. We want the children to not be raped. Epstein introduced me to my husband, who's a wildfire.

[Jinx Monsoon]

It's very, very good. You're ready for Snatch Game.

[Pumps]

Thank you.

[Jinx Monsoon]

It reminds me when she was of Melania. This was my latest impression was what happens if Santa Claus gets stuck in the chimney? Does a reindeer give him a what about the mail? Slut.

[Jennifer]

You know what's so crazy about, like, Trump's whole thing is anti immigration. Yeah. Two of his three wives were fucking immigrants.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Well, it's. It's just kind of like what makes Me feel the most crazy, and I feel like a lot of people feel the most crazy is that the hypocrisy is blatant.

[Jennifer]

Oh, yeah.

[Jinx Monsoon]

You know, and, you know, with recent events.

[Jennifer]

Are you talking about Big Titty Brian?

[Jinx Monsoon]

Yes, of course. It's like the reason why that is so frustrating for people like me is because we have literally been demonized for years for our deviant behavior and classifying everything about us as deviant. And then here is an example. And what kind of. What are they gonna say about it? They're gonna shrug their shoulders, they're gonna blame it on somebody, they're gonna blame it on someone else, and then they're gonna continue to be hypocrites. And that's just. It's maddening when you watch a person openly be a hypocrite and then people find excuses for them. That's the hard part is like, no, in King Arthur's court, It was one for all and all for one. You know, it was like. Like every. It was. I just keep thinking about the whole reason King Arthur was undone is because there was. He wanted the fights about one rule for one and a different rule for the rest. You know, that's why we don't want a king, is because we don't believe in one person just getting special favor just cuz.

[Jennifer]

Right.

[Jinx Monsoon]

And what we're watching is people get special favor just cause.

[Jennifer]

Yeah. And you know, this thing like, I grew up in the Bible Belt, and so I've always. My. I know my mother always told me, the bigger, the bigger the Christian, the bigger the offender or the bigger the freak. And it's always been true. So when Big Titty Brian was revealed, Kristi Noem's husband, you know, they have a godly marriage. Kristi said he's the anchor. Blah, blah. I am all, I don't give a shit if he likes to put on big titties and run around. I don't care. Do your thing, girl. I just couldn't care less. I'm a hypocrisy shamer.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

I'm not a kink shamer. I'm a hypocrisy shamer. And when Big Titty Brian sat behind Kristi Noem after she shot Renee Goode and her officer called Renee Goode a fucking bitch, and her husband sat behind her to provide cover in congressional hearings. Oh, no. We're a godly marriage. We're a godly family. Fuck you, Big Titty Brian. You're goddamn right I'm going to drag that thing out from now till the cows come home.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Well, and this is why, this is why we're supposed to be separating religion and politics in the first place. Right? And I know that that even bringing that up pisses off the Right because they're like, they get angry when we talk about separation of church and state, but they want it when it comes to everyone else's religion. They just don't want separation of church and state from Christianity. Right. And they want Christianity to be the norm. But they're defin. Definition of Christianity just fluctuates and changes and is based off of nothing and will always protect them and damn everyone else.

[Jennifer]

Well, I've noticed. Jinx. They use it. They vacillate between two things. It's either a weapon or a shield. Yeah, they either weaponize it against somebody like you, they're going to weaponize their religion. And then when you say, hey, you're a religious hypocrite, then they're going to try to use it as a shield to protect them. Or just like Kristi Noem and Big Titty Brian, they use their faith. Oh, we're in a godly marriage. They use that to shield.

[Jinx Monsoon]

You're allowed.

[Jennifer]

They're kinky freaks.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Judgment on all of you. Because we. Yeah, and that's their whole. That's their whole like platform is we are. But what this should show everyone is not about their kinks or their fetishes or their hypocrisy. Just what you were describing about his ability to support the side that is demonizing people like him because he's got his seat at the table. So screw the rest of us. It's like that. That shows us that they have no moral center.

[Jennifer]

None.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Zero. Nothing is being guided by morality. It's all about how to manipulate the rest of. So to use the Bible in any kind of way, I believe is like damning their very souls for the God they, they claim to worship. You know, if they have any kind of affiliation with the church, they are lost souls at this point because that's not how religion works.

[Jennifer]

It's how a lot of the religion works in the maga world. It's exactly how it works. It's forgiveness without any accountability. You know, think about all these mega church pastors that end up, you know, doing poppers with some gay hooker and then they're snot slinging, crying and everybody moves on and keeps sending him money and keeps sending them money. And it's story after story after story. But here's my thing. This. There's a There's an element of the MAGA movement where we have found more and more and more that they ostracize the LGBTQ community during the day and then they fetishize it at night. And I, somebody who grew up in the Bible Belt, I had. When I was in college, I hung out with all gay men, went to gay bars, had a blast, and that was just like my thing. And I had a lot of friends that died of aids, and a lot of friends had uber religious parents, and it was like the torture of their lives to tell their parents who they were, their parents that made them. And so I have a lot of compassion for people that feel like they passively need to be in the closet.

[Kylie]

It.

[Jennifer]

That's not my business. If you feel like at work you need to present a certain way and then privately, that's your business. But when you are making laws and going to congressional hearings or you are thumping your Bible during the day, and then at night you're crashing Grindr. That's my fucking business.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

Because you know what I mean? Like, quit being a hypocrite.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Absolutely. Because. Well, not only is there the hypocritical aspect of it, but it's just very much like that closet that they're remaining in for their safety is built by the people they've aligned themselves with. Like, their participation in this group is the reason why they need to stay in the closet. Because these are the people who insist on people like us not existing. So it's like, again, it's just like a.

[Jennifer]

When

[Jinx Monsoon]

is it capitalism that makes people so self concerned, first and foremost, that they like. Because we've been raised to just think of get yourself to the top and then decide what to do with your money or whatever. And if you want.

[Jennifer]

I don't. Okay. I'll tell you what I think. I've thought about this a lot. It's a great question. And here's what I think. At least in the Bible Belt states, they have merged capitalism with big church. The two have merged these. These churches, these big mega churches promote a very purity culture. They shame little girls for having, you know, holding hands or French kissing or, heaven forbid, having sex when they're in high school. There's all sorts of LGBTQ shaming, while at the same time, they're grifting constantly. So they have merged this. This character that they've taken this skinned Palestinian Jew, Jesus Christ, and they put him through this fucking crazy shape shifting thing where now he's like this Aryan capitalist.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

And he's A prick. Right. And he's opposes empathy. And so it's a combination of religiosity, unchecked religiosity. And the Democrats have not done a good job checking the right on their escalating religiosity. And we have not done a good job taxing these churches that politicize demonizing your community. And we really have to have a strong opposition party to that because I get. I pick on Democrats quite a bit, even though I am one. When they see trans people or gay people as a political liability.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Yeah. An inconvenience.

[Jennifer]

And they throw under the bus. I've got many fights on my podcast

[Jinx Monsoon]

about that with people and. And because religion is such a divisive topic, I love that we have always had this facade of separation of church and state, and yet we've known the religion of every president. Right. And it's always been a thing. And it's like, even though it's not supposed to play into politics, it has always played into politics. And this is what you're saying. It's like we have never actually held true to anything we've boasted as a country. And that's the most disappointing thing. And the people in charge right now are just doing it so out in the open that it's like, how have they done it as long as they have without everyone being as angry as we are? You know,

[Jennifer]

one of the biggest lies, aside from, like, wealth trickling down, is that, oh, religious people are good folk. And I'm like, go live in the Bible Belt and give these people a spin. They're fucking mean. There's just a cruelty to demonizing and otherizing people that pisses me off. And we could go on about this for hours.

[Jinx Monsoon]

I just need to watch that one episode of Trading Spouses with the God Warrior. And it's not just the God Warrior, but it's what happens to the hippie lady in the God warriors community.

[Jennifer]

What happens to her?

[Jinx Monsoon]

Well, just they're all being that passive aggressive. Nice. And one of them says, so do you believe in God or like a higher power? And it's very much like, that's. To me. That, to me, is what religion has always felt like is like a hierarchy. My mom once told me when I was very little, because I was raised Catholic, I said, what's the difference between Catholics and Christians? And she said, christians think they're better than us. That was she.

[Jennifer]

It's true, though.

[Jinx Monsoon]

And I was like, that's religion. That's religion. It's a social status. It's Very frustrating. I personally believe we shouldn't raise people in religion. I think it's something you should decide for yourself at a certain age like everything else.

[Jennifer]

Completely agree. I have a hot take on this. I would even argue that the religion that I grew up around and my parents were atheists so they spared me from this trauma and this abuse. But I would say that the kids that I grew up around, what their parents did to them is child abuse. Yeah, telling them you're not born good, you're born bad, you need to be saved. I had a boyfriend who was 16 years old. Mother caught him beating off, she grounded him for five months and shamed him for fucking masturbating. And so I just think there's an abusive nature. I have these friends, Jinx, we would be at these slumber parties. I was a cheerleader and so we'd have these cheerleader slumber parties. This girl named Shonda, her mom took Shonda's mom took her to all these fucking crazy ass churches. And we would be sitting there having fun, lip syncing. I think we're alone now, you know the 1980s stuff, right? And she would go oh my God, I think there's a demon in the room. And she was like dead serious that there was a demon and she believed in all this insane spiritual warfare. And as an adult, as I've processed all of this, this like that is just fucking child abuse to tell a child that demons are after them. You're born bad. I'm with you on that.

[Jinx Monsoon]

I was raised thinking all my dead relatives were watching me at all times. That's true. So I had, I was like my self police because I was like if I do this, great grandfather Irwin is watching me do this. You know, I had that scared me out of my masturbating for a long time.

[Jennifer]

Stage fright. A little bit of stage fright. Okay, Jinx, I have been remiss in asking you what have you had it with?

[Jinx Monsoon]

Okay, I've had it with traffic, cars, car culture at all. We've talked about capitalism and our countries obsession with cars. I mean like the traffic is one thing. It's like there wouldn't be, you know, like nobody drives because there's too much traffic. You know what I mean? New York's nuts, LA's nuts. I'm from Portland where you could walk across the city in two hours on your own, you know. But what I'm most upset about is just how patriarchal the car business is because men have associated their worth with car. Their like their car. So Much. And I've really come to awareness of this on the dating apps because every straight identified man has a picture of him with somebody's kid, which shows you he's good with kids with his car or his motorcycle to show you he has one. And then depending on where I am with his gun, you know, to show you he's got that too. But the car is as important as being good around kids.

[Jennifer]

Okay, do you think this. I think this is all somewhat Freudian. I think this is penis stuff.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Well, yes, we've known this, that men compensate for their penis insecurities with their car. We know this. But how have has everyone made jokes about it for the last like however many decades and men still do it?

[Jennifer]

They haven't course corrected. That's interesting. You would think if you're getting called out, that people, if you're photographing yourself with your car, it was like teeny weeny. You know what I think is the biggest. Okay, name. Okay, let's see if you can guess it. If you see a particular type of car on the road, which car do you think represents the Teeny Weeny the most out of all?

[Jinx Monsoon]

The cybertrack.

[Jennifer]

Yes,

[Jinx Monsoon]

100%. Every time I see a cybertruck, because no one drives a Hummer anymore, right?

[Jennifer]

And I don't just think teeny weeny, I'm thinking micropy.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Cybertrucks are like, here's the thing that has blown my mind. I saw one woman driving a cybertruck and I really like when I see a man drive a cybertruck. I wanna yell, you fucking asshole. Fuck you. But I saw a woman getting into the driver's seat of a cybertruck and I just wanted to be like, et tu, you know, like, like really? What is this car offering you, lady? That's fascinating.

[Jennifer]

That's fascinating. The women with the cybertrucks.

[Jinx Monsoon]

But I've also had it with why are politicians allowed to own businesses? Just why?

[Jennifer]

Just why this used to not be a thing. So Jimmy Carter, he had a peanut farm.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Oh, this guy,

[Jennifer]

he had a peanut farm. Everybody was super worked up about his peanut farm when he became president. So he put it in a trust so that there would be no double dealing. And you think about this. And Jimmy Carter lived to be like, you know, 10 trillion years old. But his post presidency was incredible. He cared very much about social justice and about helping the poor and helping the sick. And he like built houses and did all of these really philanthropic sweat equity type ways to help people. And they took his peanut farm away. From it now we've got this prick, Kanks. Kankles make taco tits. We have that fucker in there. Did you know, Jinx, that He has made $6.4 billion since he was sworn it? 6.4 billion. The corruption is staggering.

[Jinx Monsoon]

And again, it's literally right there for us to see. And this is the going back to. I don't understand. When I think of Erin Brockovich and all the dots she had to connect to find the money. Right, right, right. And then now it's like a politician goes on tv, says something. You're like, that sounds crazy. Why are they saying that? And then you can see just, they own this company and that company's supplying all the things for this crazy thing they just said. But it's literally just like the line is like this.

[Jennifer]

Yes.

[Jinx Monsoon]

And it's all right there. And so I encourage everyone to watch Erin Brockovich.

[Jennifer]

Oh, it's so good. That's a great idea. Okay.

[Jinx Monsoon]

I don't know how many times I see say. People say, how are you going to do that, Jinx? And I go, they're called boobs, Ed.

[Jennifer]

It's so good. Okay, I have to talk to you

[Jinx Monsoon]

about

[Jennifer]

Trump's liberaching the Oval Office. I need to talk to you about that stuff.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Well, we were just talking about overcompensating, and I think plating everything auspicious gold is just a real easy play. I mean, Trump is like an AI person because everything he does is just building off of something he admired about someone else. At least drag queens come up with our own ideas, you know?

[Jennifer]

Exactly.

[Jinx Monsoon]

We'd to Wong Fu the office too, but we wouldn't just make it a replica of Pedophile Island. You know what I mean?

[Jennifer]

Yeah.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Oh, speaking of islands, since there's islands aplenty, apparently, I think politicians should live on an island, you know, like, away from us getting constant, you know, like, so that they can't have all these personal interests. They need to just be thinking about the people, get them away from everyone for a little bit so they can zoom out and stop thinking about themselves and just look at the picture as a whole. I don't know. I don't know that living on an island, like, we shouldn't make anyone live on an island unless they want to, but you know what I mean? Like, I think politicians should be in, like, the circle where they all live in a hotel and they make decisions based off of objective truth, not off of the feelings of the people around them. This is sounding very ancient Greece. I don't know,

[Jennifer]

I think your statements are, it's, it's, we're in this situation where politicians are failing us on both sides right now. And so your idea to quarantine them I think is just self preservation.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Get them away from us.

[Jennifer]

Yes.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Doing more harm than good.

[Jennifer]

They're not helping us. You see this obviously the MAGA politicians are fucking awful, horrible people. And it's bizarre to see the villains celebrated like in the MAGA world, how they, you know, prop these people up. But then on the Democratic side, I've just been really sad that we don't have like a really big rop, robust opposition. And I've been sad that people entertain the idea of engaging in this rhetoric about trans people and giving it.

[Jinx Monsoon]

You don't have to meet someone halfway when they're pure evil. Right. Like we're trying to, like we don't owe them. Their logic has been spewed at us for the last however long they, they've said what they have to say on the topic. Like we know how they feel about is factually incorrect, it's harmful, it kills people. Yes, it is scientifically the opposite of what every doctor has told them in their own studies. And yet they still make the wrong choice. We have examined this issue enough. They're wrong. We don't have to meet them in the middle. Why are we trying to justify treating any human being and or citizen like less than the rest? Because that is literally the opposite of what America. This is the facade I'm talking about. Like it has never been true. Because there's always been one class that gets thrown under the bus at election time. And through the years it changes. And right now it's trans people. But it's been black people, it's been immigrants from everywhere, it's been women. You know, it's like they just find a new group to blame everything on. And to try to meet them in the middle is to try to justify cruelty and inhuman behavior.

[Jennifer]

It's platforming bigotry.

[Jinx Monsoon]

It's why do we want to come to an understanding with those people? And that's why what you're saying, it's like even the opposition that looks like they stand the biggest chance is willing to throw us under the bus. And that is not just frustrating for trans people, but it's frustrating for everyone who's been thrown under the bus. And that's why trans allies are stepping up in a lot of different communities because they can see that what is being done to us right now is what's been done to everyone else before us.

[Jennifer]

Well, and people, people need to understand that when you leave one group vulnerable to this type of attack, you leave everyone vulnerable, period. Just in my lifetime, the acceleration of equality for gay marriage was remarkable. It moved at such a rapid, rapid, rapid rate. It was incredible, honestly, from having friends in college that died of AIDS to then legalizing gay marriage. So what these right winger Bible thumpers are doing is they're starting with trans people because they want to roll all the way back to Obergerville. But I say the Democrats need to quit sitting around and meeting them and we need to go on an attack. And so they seem to not know how to talk about this issue. And I know exactly how to talk about it. If I had some Bible thumper, if, let me just say, Kristi Noema sitting right here, I'd say, Christy, why are you so obsessed with genitalia? What's all that about? It seems like the MAGA movement is always obsessed with gay books, drag queens, genitalia, gay sex grinders crashing left and right. What's all that about? Because we don't have a problem with that on our side. We let everybody be who they want to be. Why are y' all so obsessed with the genitalia of other human beings? And they need to get aggressive about it?

[Jinx Monsoon]

And even Kristi Noem right now, I mean, I'm waiting to see how she separates herself from her husband.

[Jennifer]

Oh, she's asked for prayers. We're on like, we're on a week of national prayers right now.

[Jinx Monsoon]

And so, but here's the thing is like, when you start a witch hunt, when you give people the right or the ability or the power to ban anything, you give them the power to ban anything.

[Jennifer]

Everything.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Yeah, like, and it is just a matter of time until they have a problem with your community. What happens if they succeed and trans people are banned from America? First of all, we can't even do that because trans people will exist whether we do it openly or not. Because we always have and we always will. That's just a fact. Act so. But what happens if they do effectively ban trans people from public view? What happens? Then they have to blame everything on someone else. And who knows which community that will be? I mean, we there it's already immigrants and trans people, right? And how long we. We're already seeing an attack on women's rights because now it's like, oh, this really started the gender blah, blah, blah started when we gave women equality because. And, and, and so they're blaming trans people on giving women the right to vote in the 20s. You know, it's like that's. You give them one thing and they will just expand it and expand it and expand it. And this is. So why aren't we countering with something as extreme? That's why people are so disheartened by the voting process, because no one is offering a big enough. Like, we're way past talking about whether the climate crisis is real or not. So anyone saying, like, we're gonna find a way to have all the fossil fuels and be green, it's like, you're lying to us. Like, be green. We don't have time to like. You know what I mean?

[Jennifer]

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[Mackenzie]

My name is Mackenzie and I started a GoFundMe for the adoptive mother of a nonverbal autistic child. The mother had lost her job because she wasn't to able to find adequate care for this autistic child. So she really needed some help with living expenses, paying some back bills. So I launched a GoFundMe to help support them during this crisis. And we raised about $10,000 within just a couple of months. I think that the surprising thing was by telling a clear story and just like really being very clear about what we needed, we had some really generous donations from people who were really moved by the situation that this family was struggling with.

[Jennifer]

GoFundMe is the world's number one fundraising platform, trusted by over 200 million people. Start your GoFundMe today at gofundme.com that's gofundme.com gofundme.com this podcast is supported by GoFundMe. Okay, Jinx. I'm sure you've heard about our very famous game name, had it or Hit it. Yeah, you know it, right? If you don't like something, you'll say, I've had it. If you like it, you'll say, I'll hit it.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jennifer]

God. Welcome to had it or Hit It. I would hit it. I hit it every day. Sometimes twice a day. All right, Jinx. Had it or hit it. Shoe size. Shame.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Oh, had it.

[Jennifer]

Tell us about that.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Okay. So with. I can only tell you my experience, there are certain stores I've always been able to go to because they carry the large sizes. And we're talking like size 1112. Rarely can you find a size 13 woman shoe out in the wild. Okay, but I used to have my spots, right? Since the political shift, like shoe companies have stopped making as many large size shoes. What? All of a sudden my place in Trump's America. All my places I used to get shoes they carry up to.

[Jennifer]

Shoe stores are bigoted.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Yes. Because. Because they don't want to carry shoes that they think no one's going to buy. And since they're, you know. So anyway, the, like shoes in my sizes are now just literally what's left over from years before because shoe companies and shoe stores have stopped catering to. And this hurts CIS women too, because of transphobia. CIS women who happen to be tall and have larger sized feet are being harmed by transphobia. And I can't show you the data. I just know that I have bought women's shoes all my life and it gets harder and easier based on the political climate.

[Jennifer]

Well, and I would make an argument to all the fiscal conservatives out there that this is bad economic policy.

[Jinx Monsoon]

You gotta have something for everyone. That's right, because people will just say, I don't wear. Do you know how many Nine west shoes I have because they cater to my size. Shout out to Nine west and Jessica Simpson.

[Jennifer]

Okay, had it or hit it? Big titty Brian.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Oh my God. Had it. Because again, like, girl, it's not even good drag.

[Jennifer]

That's my thing, you guys.

[Jinx Monsoon]

It's got like mar a lago face. If you alienate all the dolls, we won't tell you who our surgeons are. So if you alienate all the queens, we're not gonna help you get your nipples in line.

[Jennifer]

Okay, had it. Those asymmetrical nipples were something kind of accurate. Okay, had it or hit it. Quinoa everywhere.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Quinoa sucks. I've had it.

[Jennifer]

Tell us about it.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Why this grain? There's so many wonderful power foods. Why quinoa? I had. Do you like quinoa?

[Jennifer]

I don't know if I like quinoa or not.

[Jinx Monsoon]

What's it? It's in everything. It's in every other salad. It's in every. You know, it's like. It's almost like a. Like a whisper of a lentil. I don't know how to describe it. It's. I don't like it. I don't like it at all. And suddenly it's everywhere and every salad. I would love to eat. Except for the quinoa.

[Jennifer]

I'm gonna have it with quinoa, too, to support you. Okay, this is a good one. Had it or hit it, Erica Kirk.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Oh, I've had it again. If you had some queer friends in your life, we could show you how to do a smokey eye. But I understand that, like, you need the makeup to run to sell the effect, so I guess it's working. But, I mean, at least, like, some lumify drops or something. No, I. Erica Kirk. It's like, again, we're just watching something unbelievable, and yet it's being normalized by them. But if we were doing it, if we were doing it for one of our fallen, they would say we were glamorizing something or other. You know, like, at this point, it just doesn't even feel worth talking about what they do, because we know that they'll do whatever they want and justify it, whether with religion or with political alignment, blah, blah, blah, blah. But if we did the exact same thing, and when we do the exact same thing, they say that we are evil. And it's like, that's not reason. That's not logic. It's hypocrisy. It's literal hypocrisy.

[Jennifer]

What do you make of Drew Ski going full drag, never mentioning anybody's name and posting, this is how conservative women in America act? Did you see that clip?

[Jinx Monsoon]

I don't think so, no.

[Jennifer]

What? Oh, my gosh.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Kylie.

[Jennifer]

Load it, Load it.

[Pumps]

Do you see this?

[Jennifer]

Load it, load it. Hang on.

[Jinx Monsoon]

We're gonna watch it now.

[Jennifer]

I cannot believe you. It's been viewed like 400 million times.

[Kylie]

Times.

[Jennifer]

Jinx.

[Jinx Monsoon]

I might have.

[Jennifer]

Are you online?

[Jinx Monsoon]

I. I have sporadic times where I go completely offline.

[Jennifer]

Get on your feet. Right?

[Jinx Monsoon]

War is raging in Iran.

[Jennifer]

We're praying. We're praying for all the. The soldiers and troops.

[Jinx Monsoon]

That's great that you're praying, but how about all the kids that died when the USA hit the.

[Jennifer]

The towers? It broke my heart. That is the. In what ways have you grown closer to Jesus? I serve a righteous God, and that is why we say our prayers and we are all his children. But when I say children, I mean like the holy blessed Trinity, which is why I hold the Bible. Bull.

[Jinx Monsoon]

That comedian didn't do anything crazy. He did exactly what they do exact thing. And watching that just made me think Republican women are acting like Tyra in. They're acting like Tyra in the documentary about next up.

[Jennifer]

I mean, is that not, though? I think that this was a super.

[Jinx Monsoon]

My heart's so broken for them.

[Jennifer]

I think there was a super important political post, even though he's a comedian, because there are a group of what we've been talking about this entire episode of white people that behave as though the whole world is curated for them. And they can offend people and be bigoted toward people with impunity. And then when a mirror is put up to them, it's stage five meltdown, as you can imagine. But what we suddenly witness with Erica Kirk is not fucking normal. I get that people grieve in different ways and I give a lot of space and a lot of grace for a lot. That shit's not normal. The shit we've seen with her.

[Jinx Monsoon]

I want people, I told you to watch Erin Brockovich. Also watch the Crucible, because that's just what's happening. This is what a witch hunt is. And look into Evita's date death. Not since Evita have we seen public mourning. So strange. Evita.

[Jennifer]

Okay, had it or hit it? Skincare discourse.

[Jinx Monsoon]

I've had it because it's like, oh my gosh, I'm seeing that, like now. Like, you have to do 15 things before you go to bed and 15 things when you wake up. And I'm like, people always compliment me on my skin and I do almost nothing. I wash it, I shave it, because that's something I deal with. And then I put some oil on it and I'm good to go.

[Jennifer]

You're good to go. Okay, last one. Had it or hit it? The United States of America.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Oh, I've had it. That's why I'm going to London to go play Judy Garland this spring at the Soho Theater. While Walthamstow. End of the Rainbow.

[Jennifer]

When does it start?

[Jinx Monsoon]

It starts in May. May through June. It's a limited run. I think it's only slated for six weeks right now. But it's a really, really wonderful play. It's about the end of Judy Garland's life. So it's pretty heavy, but it's also beautifully written. And if you saw the Renee Zellweger movie, it's based off this play. So there's your g.

[Jennifer]

So listener. For those of you that are going to be in London or want to make plans to go to London to

[Jinx Monsoon]

see only that six hour flight from here.

[Jennifer]

I know it's not bad at all. I should go like a little. I hope they extend it through to when Wimbledon is going on, because then I could do two birds, one stone.

[Jinx Monsoon]

I'll tell. I'll call them after this.

[Jennifer]

Yeah, just say Jennifer wants to do Wimbledon and my show lining up with Wimbledon. Because I do love some Wimbledon.

[Jinx Monsoon]

I have not. I like sporting events for the hors d'.

[Jennifer]

Oeuvres. Well, you know, at Wimbledon they have that strawberries and cream. It's delicious.

[Jinx Monsoon]

I think people put out the best food on game day.

[Jennifer]

All right, Jinx, thank you so much.

[Jinx Monsoon]

Thank you so much. This has been a lot of fun.

[Jennifer]

Thank you so, so much. All right, you thank listener. We'll be back next Tuesday and Thursday. I'll tell you what I've had it with. Let's hear it. I've had it with that. Listen up, patriots, gatriots and Natriots. We have a new podcast that has dropped. It's called IHIP News. It's Monday through Friday. Every day, 15 to 20 minute hot takes on the political landscape of the United States. United States of America. Always served with a side of petty grievances.

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[Jennifer]

Please go, rate, subscribe and review so that we will chart upwards with America's greatest legal mind. Pumps, pumps. What does an eagle say? Caca. A little bit more enthusiasm. That's it. That's. That's cacao. That's the patriotism that this country needs right there.