Podcast Summary: “Bigger the Christian, Bigger the Tits”

Podcast: I’ve Had It
Hosts: Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Guests: Jinkx Monsoon, Kylie, Ryan B.
Date: April 7, 2026
Main Theme:
A comedic and biting discussion dissecting hypocrisy in American Christian and political culture, with a focus on recent right-wing scandals, book banning, and the intersection of sexual repression, bigotry, and performative morality. The episode features a lively interview with drag superstar Jinkx Monsoon and recurring "Had It" grievances on everything from email overload to car culture.

Episode Overview

The episode kicks off with Jennifer and Pumps venting about the everyday annoyances they’ve "had it" with—ranging from email “terrorism” by companies to minor elevator etiquette breaches. As the conversation progresses, the discussion pivots from cultural pet peeves into a takedown of right-wing Christian hypocrisy, prompted by the news of a Tennessee librarian being fired over LGBTQ book censorship.

Drag legend Jinkx Monsoon joins to riff on recent scandals involving ultra-conservative figures, and together, the hosts and guest dissect how performative Christianity and moral grandstanding camouflage personal hypocrisy and repression—particularly in the context of anti-LGBTQ sentiment. The episode maintains a sharp, unapologetic, and darkly funny tone, with plenty of memorable quotes and moments.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

Everyday Grievances: Email Overload & Elevator Etiquette

• Email "Terrorism":

  • Pumps describes excessive emails from a pet food company about scheduled website maintenance.
  • Jennifer rants about companies like Zillow and ChatGPT continuing to spam her post-unsubscription:
    • “They engage in unsolicited email terrorism. It is, I get so angry about it… The email terrorism that ensues.” (02:09, Jennifer)

• Elevator Pet Peeves:

  • Jennifer details a run-in with a man who takes the elevator up a single flight:
    • “And then I saw that Stanley cup and I just thought, you know, this is, I hate you. Like, I hate you. I cannot stand you.” (06:05, Jennifer)

The Hypocrisy of Christian Nationalism and Book Banning

• Tennessee Library Scandal:

  • Ryan B. introduces a news story about a librarian fired for refusing to move LGBTQ books out of the children’s section.
  • Jennifer reacts:
    • “For MAGA people to be triggered by books. I mean, these are the biggest titty babies on the planet... Just don’t read the gay book.” (13:07, Jennifer)

• Hypocrisy in Christian Signaling:

  • Extended riff about “Caleb”—a Tennessee school board member who opens censorship arguments with prayer but is mocked for being “the biggest pussy in America”:
    • “Caleb, you’re a fucking pussy. Just don’t read the gay book. That’s all you have to do. Nobody is trying to indoctrinate children... You could give birth to an asshole, you could give birth to a dipshit, you could give birth to a gay person, you could give birth to a Klansperson.” (14:00–15:30, Jennifer)

• Performative Christianity Concealing Kink:

  • “You just know the bigger the Christian, the bigger the freak... I don’t care if you’re a freak… What I care about is the hypocrisy. And I’m a hypocrisy shamer.” (19:21, Jennifer)

Republican Sex Scandals & Performative Morality

• "Big Titty Brian" and Kristi Noem:

  • The recent controversy around Kristi Noem’s husband becomes a metaphor for hypocrisy—his private kinks clashing with their public "godly marriage" branding.
  • “When Big Titty Brian was revealed... I don’t give a shit if he likes to put on big titties and run around. I just couldn’t care less. I’m a hypocrisy shamer, not a kink shamer.” (32:40, Jennifer)

• Religious Signaling as Weapon & Shield:

  • “They use it. They vacillate between two things. It’s either a weapon or a shield.” (33:50, Jennifer)
  • “That shows us they have no moral center. None... Zero. Nothing is being guided by morality.” (34:54, Jinkx Monsoon)

LGBTQ Community: Demonized by Day, Fetishized by Night

• Jennifer on Closeted Right-Wing Politicians:

  • “There’s an element of the MAGA movement… they ostracize the LGBTQ community during the day and then they fetishize it at night.” (35:24, Jennifer)
  • “I have a lot of compassion for people that feel like they passively need to be in the closet. That’s your business. But when you are making laws… and then at night you’re crashing Grindr, that’s my fucking business!” (36:28, Jennifer)

• Jinkx Monsoon’s Perspective:

  • “That closet that they’re remaining in for their safety is built by the people they’ve aligned themselves with. Like, their participation in this group is the reason why they need to stay in the closet.” (36:52, Jinkx Monsoon)

Christianity, Capitalism & American Culture

• Churches and Money:

  • Merging of Christianity with capitalism, grifting, and the warping of Jesus’s image into an Aryan capitalist.
  • “These churches… promote a very purity culture… while at the same time, they’re grifting constantly... they’ve taken this skinned Palestinian Jew, Jesus Christ, and… now he’s like this Aryan capitalist.” (38:33, Jennifer)

• On Democrats’ Flaws:

  • “When they see trans people or gay people as a political liability… they throw [them] under the bus.” (39:12, Jennifer)
  • “We have never actually held true to anything we’ve boasted as a country.” (40:09, Jinkx Monsoon)

Religion as Child Abuse

• Jennifer and Jinkx share personal anecdotes about being raised around or in religion, critiquing the fear-based tactics and shame (41:25–43:00).
  • “What their parents did to them is child abuse. Yeah, telling them ‘you’re not born good, you’re born bad, you need to be saved.’” (41:25, Jennifer)
  • “I was raised thinking all my dead relatives were watching me at all times… that scared me out of my masturbating for a long time.” (42:38, Jinkx Monsoon)

Jinkx Monsoon’s Grievances

• “I’ve had it with traffic, cars, car culture at all.” (43:08, Jinkx Monsoon)
• Car culture as patriarchal; car ownership, display, and the Freudian connections to insecurity.
  • “Every straight identified man has a picture… with his car… it’s as important as being good around kids.” (44:19, Jinkx Monsoon)
  • “If you see a particular type of car on the road… which car do you think represents the Teeny Weeny the most?... The cybertruck.” (45:16, Jinkx & Jennifer)

Political Corruption

• “Why are politicians allowed to own businesses?... Did you know, Jinx, that [Trump] has made $6.4 billion since he was sworn in? The corruption is staggering.” (46:12–47:13, Jennifer)

Solutions & Reflections:

• Jinkx humorously suggests quarantining politicians so they focus on service, not personal gain.
• Ongoing frustration at the lack of forceful opposition to bigotry in American politics:
  • “You don’t have to meet someone halfway when they’re pure evil… To try to meet them in the middle is to try to justify cruelty and inhuman behavior.” (50:59–52:38, Jinkx Monsoon)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “The bigger the Christian, the bigger the freak.” (19:21, Jennifer)
• “Caleb, you’re a fucking pussy. Just don’t read the gay book.” (14:00, Jennifer)
• Jinkx’s Melania impression:
  • “My name is Mesopotamia Garage Door. I put cranberry in tin foil. Call it fine jewelry. I am not a feminist.” (29:01, Jinkx Monsoon)
• On Book Bans:
  • “Nazis banned books, etc. And that's the truth.” (13:03, Jennifer)
• “These MAGA men are just such a fucking pussies. Line up 100 gay men for me. Not one of them is going to get triggered over any sort of book.” (18:17, Jennifer)
• “I'm not a kink shamer. I'm a hypocrisy shamer.” (32:40, Jennifer)
• Jinkx on the state of America:
  • “Oh, I've had it. That's why I'm going to London to go play Judy Garland this spring.” (69:38, Jinkx Monsoon)

Had It or Hit It Segment (1:01:17+)

A lightning round game where Jennifer, Pumps, and Jinkx declare if they’re "over it" (“Had it”) or “into it” (“Hit it”). Highlights:

• Shoe Size Shame:
  • Jinkx is exasperated at how politics and transphobia make finding large women’s shoes harder:
    • “Shoe stores are bigoted.” (62:11, Jennifer)
• Big Titty Brian:
  • “Oh my God. Had it. Because... girl, it's not even good drag.” (63:26, Jinkx Monsoon)
• Quinoa Everywhere:
  • “Quinoa sucks. I’ve had it.” (64:02, Jinkx Monsoon)
• Skincare Discourse:
  • “I've had it, because it's like... you have to do 15 things before you go to bed... I do almost nothing.” (69:03, Jinkx Monsoon)
• The United States of America:
  • “Oh, I've had it. That's why I'm going to London...” (69:38, Jinkx Monsoon)

Timestamps of Key Segments

• Email Terrorism & Elevator Pet Peeves: 01:18–07:10
• Book Bans & MAGA Hypocrisy: 12:48–20:34
• Discussion of "Big Titty Brian" and Christian hypocrisy: 21:24–36:28
• Jinkx Monsoon Interview: 28:04–69:49
• Had It or Hit It Game: 61:17–70:38
• Sharpest Quotes & Hypocrisy Takedowns: Throughout, esp. 14:00, 19:21, 32:40

Final Thoughts

The episode is a laugh-out-loud yet razor-sharp takedown of hypocrisy, particularly targeting the contradictions rampant in right-wing Christian and political corners of current American culture. Both hosts and guest blend personal stories, pop culture, and news with a signature blend of dark humor and righteous fury, leaving no bigot—or quinoa salad—unarraigned.