Breathing Stupid Air

Summary

Podcast Summary: "I've Had It" Episode - Breathing Stupid Air

Podcast Information

• Title: I've Had It
• Hosts: Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
• Episode: Breathing Stupid Air
• Release Date: February 11, 2025

Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan return with another uproarious episode of “I’ve Had It,” where they hilariously vent about the myriad frustrations that have pushed them over the edge. This episode, aptly titled "Breathing Stupid Air," delves into their grievances ranging from technology mishaps to the absurdities of modern American politics. Below is a detailed breakdown of the key discussions, complete with notable quotes and timestamps.

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1. Technology Troubles: The iPhone Dilemma [00:35 - 01:18]

Angie kicks off the episode by expressing her exasperation with her iPhone’s Do Not Disturb feature:

• Angie [00:35]:
  “I've had it with my iPhone. And not just because I hate Tim Cook right now, but because I hit Do Not Disturb and it has in the Focus app. It schedules when you want to be on Do Not Disturb. So I've scheduled it from 9pm to 7am. It never comes on, not once.”

Despite multiple attempts to fix the issue, including assistance from Kylie, the feature remains dysfunctional, highlighting the growing frustrations with seemingly reliable technology.

2. Driving Disasters: Left Turn Saboteurs and Reckless Drivers [01:18 - 04:08]

Jennifer transitions the conversation to everyday annoyances on the road, particularly focusing on left turn saboteurs:

• Jennifer [02:16]:
  “I've had it with left turn saboteurs ever since January 20th.”

She describes scenarios where drivers unexpectedly brake or make unannounced turns, ruining her carefully calculated maneuvers. Angie echoes these sentiments, lamenting the rampant lack of consideration among drivers:

• Angie [03:29]:
  “Back in Trump's America, Patriots, gaytriots. And they trots.”

This segment underscores the increased tension and decreased patience on the roads, attributing it to the broader societal shifts post-January 20th.

3. Societal Stupidity: Breathing Stupid Air [03:12 - 04:08]

The hosts delve into their perception of a declining intellectual climate:

• Jennifer [03:50]:
  “I feel like, you know, we breathe oxygen. I feel like I'm breathing a lot more stupid oxygen.”

• Angie [04:05]:
  “The world gets dumber by the day.”

Their comedic yet pointed remarks reflect a deep-seated frustration with what they perceive as declining cognitive standards in society.

4. Reader Reviews: From Bitter Rants to Makeup Praise [04:11 - 06:05]

Kylie introduces listener reviews, bringing both humor and relatability to the conversation. A notably scathing one-star review sets the tone:

• Kylie [04:26]:
  “It's titled Bitter from J. Ferg 484. And they write, this podcast is awful. So much anger because you lost. Get over it.”

Jennifer and Angie respond with mock indignation, highlighting the irony of being criticized for airing their genuine frustrations. Conversely, a five-star review praising their discussions on makeup blending showcases the diverse listener base and adds a lighter touch to the episode.

5. Parenting Challenges: Baths and Bathroom Habits [08:13 - 11:04]

Shifting gears, Jennifer and Angie discuss unconventional parenting choices, sparked by a story of a mother skipping baths for her children:

• Jennifer [09:44]:
  “I'm more concerned about how their friends and peers would react than her time schedule.”

They debate the balance between practical time management and social expectations, emphasizing the importance of hygiene without overstepping parental boundaries.

Additionally, the conversation touches on bathroom habits, with both hosts sharing their own swift routines to avoid unnecessary health risks:

• Angie [12:20]:
  “I have to get in and get out. I don't linger on the potty.”

Their candid discussions reveal relatable aspects of daily life, resonating with listeners juggling similar challenges.

6. Main Segment: Bullying MAGA - Mocking Political Extremes [18:08 - 45:29]

The heart of the episode centers on a scathing critique of MAGA supporters. Jennifer and Angie adopt a mocking tone, using prepared videos and voice memos to showcase what they perceive as MAGA lunacy.

a. Mock Interviews and Political Absurdities

Through fake interviews with Trump supporters, they highlight the lack of understanding surrounding political terms:

• Jennifer [19:55]:
  “I think this is probably 90 plus percent of all of these people at these rallies have no idea what they're against or for.”

This segment serves to ridicule the superficial engagement some supporters have with complex political issues.

b. Critical Race Theory & DEI Disparities

The discussion shifts to contentious topics like Critical Race Theory and Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI), further lampooning MAGA supporters’ often confused stances:

• Jennifer [22:39]:
  “Why does Democrat have the word demon in it. There’s no end and Democrat.”

They point out the misuse and misunderstanding of these concepts, reinforcing their disdain for such political rhetoric.

c. Conspiracy Theories and Religious Extremes

Jennifer and Angie explore the overlap between MAGA supporters and conspiracy theories, linking them to religious extremism and cult-like behavior:

• Angie [27:03]:
  “Millions of people believe conspiracy theories every day. They're just accepted and normalized.”

This critique delves into the psychological underpinnings they believe drive MAGA allegiance, emphasizing the dangers of such ideologies.

7. Listener Voice Memos: Hilarious Rants Against MAGA and Others [35:04 - 51:22]

The episode incorporates authentic (yet exaggerated for comedic effect) listener voice memos, adding a personal touch to the hosts' critiques.

a. 'Rihanna's Rant on US Elections

• Rihanna [36:08]:
  “I've had it with the U.S Elections. [...] I've had a resting heartbeat of 220 and I'm having to breathe in a brown paper bag because I can hyperventilate at any point.”

Her hyperbolic disdain for the elections mirrors the hosts' own frustrations, serving as a humorous amplification of their sentiments.

b. 'Jess' From Australia on MAGA Hat Wearers

• Jess [38:39]:
  “Every time one of these MAGA hat wearers enter the store, it becomes my personal mission to make their experience the absolute worst I can provide.”

Jess’s extreme tactics against MAGA hat wearers provide a satirical look at internal conflicts among individuals opposing the movement.

c. 'Mac' on Cybertrucks and Elon Musk

• Mac [45:34]:
  “You can't go anywhere anymore without seeing those ugly ass cybertrucks. And all of the Musk Bros think that they're the sexiest cars or trucks in the world when they are so fucking ugly.”

Mac’s rant exemplifies the hosts' broader frustrations not just with political figures but also with corporate personalities like Elon Musk, blending political and consumer discontent.

8. Rants on Corporations and Nazism: Elon Musk and Cybertrucks [35:04 - 51:22]

Jennifer and Angie segue into a vehement critique of Elon Musk and his Cybertruck, associating it with nefarious motives and Nazism:

• Jennifer [48:24]:
  “I can't believe the brazen openness of Nazism since January 20th.”

• Angie [48:55]:
  “When I see these cybertrucks, I take a good look at the driver and I can just. My small penis gaydar goes off.”

Their conflation of product design with extremist ideology underscores their broader messages of distrust and disdain towards perceived authoritarian influences in both politics and business.

9. Concluding Thoughts

As the episode wraps up, Jennifer and Angie reinforce their commitment to calling out what they see as the faults in contemporary society, blending sharp wit with biting criticism. They advocate for their listeners to engage with their additional content, encouraging subscriptions and reviews, albeit in their characteristic sardonic style.

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Notable Quotes:

• Angie on iPhone Issues [00:35]:
  “I've had it with my iPhone. ... it never comes on, not once.”

• Jennifer on Left Turn Saboteurs [02:16]:
  “I've had it with left turn saboteurs ever since January 20th.”

• Jennifer on Societal Stupidity [03:50]:
  “I feel like, you know, we breathe oxygen. I feel like I'm breathing a lot more stupid oxygen.”

• Rihanna on US Elections [36:08]:
  “I've had it with the U.S Elections. ... I'm having to breathe in a brown paper bag.”

• Mac on Cybertrucks [45:34]:
  “You can't go anywhere anymore without seeing those ugly ass cybertrucks.”

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Conclusion

"I’ve Had It" masterfully combines humor with social critique, offering listeners a cathartic venting session on the multifaceted frustrations of modern life. From technological glitches to deeper political and societal rants, Jennifer and Angie provide a platform that resonates with those feeling similarly exasperated, all while maintaining a comedic edge that keeps the content engaging and relatable.

Transcript

[Jennifer]

So are we supposed to start the podcast? Ready?

[Angie]

One, two, three.

[Jennifer]

Oh, my God, she is back. Patriots, gaytriots. And they trots. All right, listen up. In Trump's America, it's. It's important. You know, on our other podcast, I Hip News, we talk about all of the insanity that's going on, but on this podcast, I've had it. It's a time to laugh and be cynical and be a staple in asshole island pumps. What have you had it with?

[Angie]

Okay, what I've had it with is my iPhone. And not just because I hate Tim Cook right now, but because I hit Do Not Disturb and it has in the Focus app. It schedules when you want to be on Do Not Disturb. So I've scheduled it from 9pm to 7am It. It never comes on, not once. I've turned it off. I've turned it on. I've had Kylie double check. I've gone in and scheduled personal, and I still am getting flashes in the middle of the night when, like, news stories hit or notifications. And I've had it. And this has been going on for weeks. I've done everything I know to do. I would normally say it's me, the operator, I'm the problem, but I had Kylie look, and she couldn't figure it out either.

[Jennifer]

Okay, here's what we're gonna do with this story. We're gonna change. We're going to move the goalpost here in a little bit. Just a bit. And say this started on January 20th.

[Angie]

That's exactly when it started.

[Jennifer]

It started on January 20th. An apple has gone to hell in a hand basket. And this is what happens in Trump's America. Meemaw, who is already technologically deficient, very. To say the least. And then you've got an entire oligarchical despot hijacking your phone and waking you up in the middle of the night with these ridiculous news stories. I am so sorry, because we all know at your advanced age how important your sleep is for you.

[Angie]

I need all the beauty sleep I can get because we're going straight down and gravity has spoken and I need all the help I can get. And I don't know what to do. I mean, it's not like I'm going to get an Android, but I'm mad about it. It just irritates the shit outta me.

[Jennifer]

Oh, I'm so sorry that, you know, a lot of stuff has happened since January 20, and let me tell you what's been happening to me ever since January 20th, okay? I've had it with left turn ruiners. Here's what I'm talking about. I'm driving and I need to make a left turn. So I turn on my signal and I'm stopped in the middle of the road. And I'm starting to do the math. I'm like, okay, after the white car, it looks like I'm gonna have about a 10 second break and then I'm going to be able to just, you know, go right in. Then out of nowhere, the white car starts pumping the brakes. Not one signal, not one turn signal. They slow down and then just make the sly, unannounced unauthorized right turn that completely screws up all of my calculations. Then I'm like, oh, nice signal, schmohawk. Way to go, you. And then I'm all wound up.

[Angie]

Right.

[Jennifer]

Or you have the person that turns out into the lane and completely ruins your calculations. And I have noticed an uptick in left turn saboteurs ever since January 20th, and I was wondering if you'd noticed the same.

[Angie]

Yeah, I'll tell you what I've noticed since January 20th, and this is a lot of it. How bad? When you're trying to make a right turn and it's turned on red, you can do it as much as you want and the person in front of you is going straight and they don't leave you enough room to just skate by. And behind him, the butt squeeze. The butt squeeze. They block. They're blockers. It's rampant in Trump's America.

[Jennifer]

It really is. I've noticed that as well. I've noticed that there's just a lack of consideration. I feel like there is. You know, I feel like, you know, we breathe oxygen. I feel like I'm breathing a lot more stupid oxygen.

[Angie]

Oh, I think.

[Jennifer]

Have you felt that?

[Angie]

Yes. And I feel like just. The world gets dumber by the day.

[Jennifer]

Yeah. All right. Welcome to I've Had It. I'm Jennifer.

[Angie]

I'm Angie.

[Jennifer]

She's the star of the show who is not getting much sleep. But you're still beautiful.

[Angie]

Well, thank you.

[Jennifer]

Okay, Kylie's here with us. Kylie.

[Kylie]

Hi.

[Jennifer]

Do we have any reviews?

[Kylie]

We do. And I'm going to start with a one star review.

[Jennifer]

Oh, excellent.

[Kylie]

It's titled Bitter from J. Ferg 484. And they write, this podcast is awful. So much anger because you lost. Get over it.

[Jennifer]

This podcast is awful. So much. Okay, here's the deal. Had we won Jay Ferg, we'd still be angry and bitter 100%.

[Angie]

I mean, we would still have plenty of Things to gripe about. Win, lose or draw. Yeah, that's consistent.

[Jennifer]

Yeah, exactly. All right, who's next?

[Kylie]

Okay, this one is 5 stars titled Blend your makeup. And that's not at you, if you like makeup. Well, this is the podcast for you. As a lesbian who rarely wears makeup, I have learned what not to do. For example, if you're going to wear the Cheeto colored makeup, blend it. Jennifer makes a very important point to call this terrible atrocity that is happening. Why aren't more of us talking about this? Thank you, Jennifer. And pumps. Keep fighting the good fight.

[Jennifer]

I. This is. Okay, so listener, viewer, here's where we are right now. This convicted felon, con man, bankrupter of all businesses, throws out so much shit all the time. It's like this, you know, lazy Susan of fuckery non stop, day in, day out. And sometimes it just seems like insurmountable to even try to pick one thing off the lazy Susan to tackle. Right. So pumps. And I like to focus on something tangible that everybody, everybody can get behind, that the majority of Americans would agree upon. And that is. And I've noticed since January 20th, this has gotten worse.

[Angie]

Agree.

[Jennifer]

The eyebrow. It's. We're going. He's going full Oompa Loompa.

[Angie]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

Kylie, you can put up a picture for our YouTube viewers to see of his most recent press conference. We have grayish white eyebrows, unblended orange makeup. The hair looks crazier. And I just think, is this one thing that Congress could vote on? You know, like, if you're going to wear makeup, male or female, trans, we don't care. Blended, right.

[Angie]

Here's the thing. First of all, a profoundly unattractive human from the jump. And then it just gets worse with each makeup outing. And my whole thing is, if I'm a billionaire, I'm going to pay the very best of the best. If I'm going to make myself be on TV every day and stay, say completely stupid shit that makes no sense, I am going to say it in a beautiful, well done face of makeup. When I lie, you're going to say, she might be lying, but her makeup looks great. She's done a great job. Instead, you get all the lies, all the BS and terrible makeup. Like it's a distraction from the distraction of the lies.

[Jennifer]

You know, I think about this a lot. Like, you're 78 years old, you're not a spring chicken, you're a billionaire, and you're pretty intellectually lazy. Why on earth would you want to be president just to fuck with people? Because that's what he's doing. He's just fucking with people. He's fudgeing with black people, he's fudgeing with poor people, he's fudgeing with gay people. He's fudgeing with trans people. And it's like, so, okay, we know you're grifting. You have that online flea market where you sell all the riff raffs and knickknacks. So what, you can leave all this money to your kids that you hate? Because, I mean, you can tell he didn't even really like his kids very much.

[Angie]

No. Well, I will tell you, I can answer that question. Had he not won the election, he would be going to both federal prison and then state prison because he is a criminal. He would have been tried and convicted. There's no doubt.

[Jennifer]

This is why I'm an atheist. What did I say that had he been. Had he not won, he would have gone to prison? Because if there was a God, that would have happened.

[Angie]

Right? Right.

[Jennifer]

You know that would have happened.

[Angie]

You're right.

[Jennifer]

Okay, let's read some non political news real quick before we dive into our episode. And here's a story I thought pumps might find entertaining. Mum, Mum Mum sends five smelly kids to school, saying skipping baths won't harm them. Australian blogger Constance hall explained that taking care of a large family requires her to make compromises and g her kids. A daily bath isn't one of her priorities. To save time, she skips their baths on certain days, which she believes is completely fine. Fine, go to school smelly and let everyone deal with it, constance said in a post on Mamma mia. Back in 2019. She added, I honestly can't be bothered bathing everyone every night, and backed up her choice by referencing advice from the American Academy of Dermatology, which say that kids age 6 to 11 only need to bathe once or twice a week unless they are dirty, sweaty or have a skin issue. Constance says, I know they look cuter when they're clean and smell fresh, but honestly, missing a night bath or a morning shower a couple times a week isn't going to hurt them. What are your thoughts on this?

[Angie]

Here's my thing. I completely get if they don't smell, but if they're going to school and they smell, they're going to be bullied. So I would be far more worried about how their friends and peers would react than I would to her time schedule. If her kids are age 6 to 11, they can take a shower like they don't need her. So while I agree. I don't think you have to bathe them every night if they don't smell. But don't put them in a situation where they can be bullied. That's what I think.

[Jennifer]

I agree with that. I agree that they probably don't have to have a bath every single day. My kids did. It was just a part of like the winding down ritual.

[Angie]

It was something to do. Yes.

[Jennifer]

And it was a winding down, like routine, ritual type thing.

[Angie]

Same.

[Jennifer]

But once they hit, I think my kids hit five or six, they were bathing on their own. Yeah.

[Angie]

I don't understand why she's not throwing them in the shower.

[Jennifer]

I don't know why you're giving a 11 year old a bath. I think that's really weird. Yeah.

[Angie]

I don't know. I just think I get what she's saying though.

[Jennifer]

That's more alarming for me. Is the age group a 6 to 11? You're bathing a 6 year old to an 11 year old, you're bathing a titty baby that needs to take a bath or a shower by themselves?

[Angie]

100%.

[Jennifer]

And here, let's face, six year old isn't drowning in a bathtub.

[Angie]

No. No. And if you're worried about it, throw them in the shower. It's just not that hard.

[Jennifer]

Okay, next up, doctors say that people should not be on the toilet for longer than 10 minutes. Doctors warn that spending over 10 minutes on the toilet may contribute to significant health risks such as heightened likelihood of hemorrhoids and weakened pelvic muscles. Prolonged sitting combined with gravitational pressure can impair blood circulation, straining veins and rectal muscles. To prevent these issues, experts recommend minimizing distractions like phone use in the bathroom and prioritizing a diet rich in fiber and hydration to promote healthy bowel habits. So what are your thoughts on this?

[Angie]

I just have to get in and get outer. I don't linger on the potty. I go in, I do my business, I get done. So I can't really relate. Like if I take a big steaming dump, the last thing I want to do is sit in it. I want to get in, I want to get out, I want to be done. So I don't. And then I kind of. I mean, maybe this makes me a very simple person, but they're describing all these bad things that happen when you sit on the toilet for more than 10 minutes. What about if you like sitting in this chair for more than 10 minutes? Is that bad or is it just because your ass is hanging out?

[Jennifer]

I think you know, in the Toilet. You've got some cheek spreadage. Oh, yeah, the spread pressure down.

[Angie]

Right.

[Jennifer]

The rectum, that's maybe a little different because, like, right now, you're kind of. The cheeks are pushed together. Right. I'm no doctor, I'm no scientist, I'm no researcher, but I'm pretty sharp when it comes to deduction skills. And that would be my. My thing is the toilets are kind of.

[Angie]

You know, they're meant to spread it.

[Jennifer]

Spread my thing on. This is. This is a male problem.

[Angie]

Agree.

[Jennifer]

Men spend way too much time sitting on the toilet. It is. I remember when my kids were really little and it would be the weekend, and that's where I would, like, Josh, you know, like, you need to do some stuff with them. Because I did most of the stuff during the week. And he would have to go take a shit. And I'm talking 30, 45 minutes would go by, and it's just. And I would say, there's no way that it takes this long. It's just not possible. And then just. This is an aside that we have to talk about. You and Josh are the only two people I know who don't have any sense whatsoever of safe potty syndrome.

[Angie]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

No.

[Angie]

If I have to go, I have to go. It's just, that's what. That's when it's going to happen.

[Jennifer]

I mean, you've gone in, like, that tire store.

[Angie]

Yeah. Now, I'm not as liberal as I used to be because I'm not as regular, you know, but make no mistake, if there is a need to poop in a 711 bathroom, and that's all she wrote, I'm happy to do it.

[Jennifer]

I can't stop it.

[Angie]

I can't, like, squeeze my cheeks in and stop it.

[Jennifer]

Josh and I were walking into the US Open tennis tournament, New York City. So excited. Get off the subway. We're walking, you know, down to Arthur Ashe Stadium. And as we're going through security, Josh looks around, he gets this big smile on his face. And I thought he was going to be like, this is amazing. And he goes, okay, now I just need to find a restroom so I can go take a shit. It was like, almost like that place was a fire hydrant and, like, taking a shit there. And I remember thinking, like, if I had to take a shit on my way to the US Open, I could hold it until all the way to the very. I made it back to the hotel room.

[Angie]

So you can really hold it like that?

[Jennifer]

Yeah.

[Angie]

See, I just can't. I cannot. I've never been able to.

[Jennifer]

I can. I will go. I mean it has to be a dire situation for me to go number two in public. I mean we have to have a 911 situation and it's been very rare that I have to do that. Most of the time I can make an exit strategy to get home.

[Angie]

I'm very impressed by that amount of self control because I mean, I just have to do it when I do it.

[Jennifer]

Listener, this may come as a total shock to you, but Pumps and I have not always been this pulled together and rock solid. In fact, we used to be rather screwed up. Wouldn't you say Pumps?

[Angie]

I would say damn near psychotic.

[Jennifer]

Totally. And we have written a cell phone expose. One could even say it's a manifesto and the book title is Life is.

[Angie]

Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches.

[Jennifer]

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[Angie]

Yes.

[Jennifer]

And she launched the Kamala hq.

[Angie]

Yep.

[Jennifer]

And they were kind of bullying conservatives, calling them weird and just like kind of making fun of how stupid they are. And I loved it. And everybody loved it.

[Angie]

Everyone.

[Jennifer]

Twitter was like, oh, my God, yes, we can bully. Finally bully conservatives. And so today's episode, what we're going to do is bully maga.

[Angie]

Oh, my favorite.

[Jennifer]

Yeah, I thought it'd be really fun. Kylie has prepared some videos and found some Maga lunacy online for all of us to laugh at.

[Angie]

Well, I know Kylie is just fantastic in every way, but finding Maga lunacy on the Internet doesn't make her a research specialist. But, you know, I love you, Kylie.

[Jennifer]

I think you did a great job despite pumps poo pooing your efforts.

[Kylie]

Thank you.

[Angie]

I'm not. But I'm saying it's for the production.

[Jennifer]

Time and care that you put into this episode. She's a millennial. Her feelings are softer than ours.

[Angie]

I know, but it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Like, if you can't find lunacy on MAGA on the Internet.

[Kylie]

Yeah, but it's having to look at all of it. By the end of the day Yesterday, I felt brain dead from watching these people.

[Angie]

Did you felt defeated?

[Kylie]

Yeah.

[Angie]

Yeah.

[Kylie]

All right. The first one is at a MAGA rally and we are interviewing Trump supporters.

[Angie]

We're trying to get a feel for people where they stand on the issues. Do you believe schools should be teaching critical race theory?

[Jennifer]

No.

[Angie]

Why not?

[Jennifer]

I feel like, honestly, it brings about more racism, bringing more issues around that.

[Kylie]

Don'T need to be.

[Angie]

What is critical race theory for people that don't understand it?

[Jennifer]

See, I really don't even know. I'm assuming. Can you explain it a little bit to me?

[Kylie]

Honestly.

[Angie]

I think this is probably 90 plus percent of all of these people at these rallies have no idea what they're against or for. They're like, oh, Trump says be against critical race. There. I'm against it.

[Jennifer]

Well, they know that when they hear the word race. Right. They know what they are with that.

[Angie]

Okay, that's fair.

[Jennifer]

So they immediately. But she. She couldn't keep. She couldn't explain it to her because if she could speak freely, she would say, because I don't think we should teach people that black People are equal to us. That's what. That's what that lady wanted to say, but she knows she can't say it. Plus, she doesn't really know what critical race there is. But she knows she's racist. She knows it's about race, so she. It didn't take much for her to connect the dots there. She knows that if you're a racist, Trump's your guy.

[Angie]

Right?

[Jennifer]

And these fucking morons. All right, Kylie, who's next?

[Kylie]

Okay, this one is interviewing on the street right after Donald Trump's most recent inauguration.

[Jennifer]

A lot of people are upset that.

[Angie]

Martin Luther King wasn't there.

[Jennifer]

Were you surprised to see that he.

[Angie]

Wasn'T at the inauguration? Yeah, Martin Luther King wasn't in attendance. Were you disappointed that he didn't show up? Yeah, I was disappointed because he should show respect for the office of the presidency. Do you think Martin Luther King not.

[Jennifer]

Showing up for the inauguration is going to lead to him being banned from.

[Angie]

Mar A Lot Lago?

[Jennifer]

I don't think so.

[Kylie]

Donald Trump's not like that.

[Jennifer]

He's not going to do that just because somebody didn't show up to his inauguration.

[Angie]

You think you'll still let him in Mar La?

[Jennifer]

Absolutely. He should, since people don't know.

[Angie]

But the Mar is short for Martin Luther King.

[Jennifer]

Yep.

[Angie]

Okay, a couple things. Obviously, the last guy has never even known or read anything about Trump. He is the most petty, vindictive, mean, cruel, vile, human. Of course he would ban Martin Luther King from Mar a Lago if he were alive. And that's the kicker with these people. It wasn't one. I mean, how many people do you think were just like, yeah, he should. He should have come to the inauguration. Like, that's. That's a real problem.

[Jennifer]

It's to me like these. This group of people are so willfully uninformed, and they don't know what they're talking about. And at the end of the day, Donald Trump speaks to their racist default settings. And if you have to run around saying stuff like, I don't see color and I'm not a racist, and quit calling me a racist, you're probably a racist, right? Yeah. Okay, Kylie, what's next?

[Kylie]

Okay, this next one is covering DEI at a rally, and it's from Jimmy Kimmel.

[Angie]

Do you think we should ban dei?

[Jennifer]

I think so. You do? I think so. I think that we should take control over everything. I mean, Donald Trump needs to rearrange everything, including dei. Everything.

[Angie]

For people that don't understand what is dei?

[Kylie]

Well, they need to really Dig in.

[Jennifer]

And find out what it is. Everybody eats hamburgers, but nobody knows where the meat is coming from. So find out what kind of meat you're eating.

[Angie]

It's cows. And that's what the DEI is.

[Jennifer]

Exactly. Okay. That's exactly right. You know what I like about that guy? He just. He didn't miss a beat. They've got to dig in. They've got to dig in. You know, people are eating hamburgers. Nobody knows where it. Knows where it's coming from. She's like, cows. He's like, exactly. Yeah, just. He never broke character of the confidence, right? No, he was feigning. He stayed in character the entire time.

[Angie]

And he sold it better than most. Yeah, I mean, I have to give it to him. He made you think maybe he really kind of does know what DEI is.

[Jennifer]

But then, no, I didn't think that.

[Angie]

I thought he smart enough, though, not to tell you that he knows.

[Jennifer]

I didn't get smart vibes from.

[Angie]

No, no, no. I'm just saying, like, most of them were like, what's dei? Oh, I hate dei. Do you know what it stands for? Trump doesn't know what it stands for.

[Jennifer]

Okay, Kylie, who's next?

[Kylie]

Okay, the last one is from the Daily show, and they are asking Trump supporters about maga.

[Jennifer]

What year was America great when it was founded? Except for the slavery stuff. Except for the slavery stuff. You know, I think we were probably our strongest immediately Post World War II.

[Angie]

So around the 1950s.

[Jennifer]

Yeah, mid-40s. 50s.

[Angie]

I mean, I think the 50s was.

[Josh]

Great other than, you know, segregation and women's rights.

[Kylie]

Look, we could.

[Jennifer]

We could sit here and paint negative faces of all times in America. Correct. You know, only white people. Right. Would say that. That's a uniquely white perspective to say those specific eras and would say, oh, you can paint negatives all you want. That is a white male, you know, 100%.

[Angie]

That.

[Jennifer]

That only exists with that group of people.

[Angie]

There's no question about it. I mean, women aren't like, oh, yes, please make it where I can't have my own bank account. That's what I want. Black people aren't saying, oh, please make it where we have to drink at a different water fountain. You're right. It's the white privilege.

[Jennifer]

Okay, so here are some posts on the Internet, and these are MAGA cell phones and a gal tweets. You know, before QAnon, no one had ever told me that I was intelligent, that my voice was important, or that my story mattered. And now I have friends all over the world that Share my values and offer support. The greatest gift that Q ever gave us was each other. Where we go one, we go all. Wow.

[Angie]

Wow, wow, wow.

[Jennifer]

Well, I think the. What I've read about this is cults give people a sense of community, right? And a lot of these people are broken, lonely. Here she says her own words. No one had ever told her she was intelligent, probably not the sharpest tool in the shed, and she goes and finds a sense of community and belonging. And so half the time, getting people deprogrammed from this maga cult would also be stripping them of their support system, albeit a negative, toxic, dangerous one. We still crave as a species, the sense of belonging and community.

[Angie]

Yeah, I think that that's a lot of this QAnon. Because honestly, I mean, here's the thing, like you said, everybody wants camaraderie, compassion. You're probably not very smart. You probably don't have a lot of social interaction, and now you've got somebody that thinks you're the smartest in the group and you both believe the same conspiracy theories. What I have been the most surprised about is how many people believe in like serious conspiracy theories. I just wasn't aware that like over 40% of the population is all in on conspiracies.

[Jennifer]

Yeah, but think about. You spent the first two to three decades of your life believing that the earth was 5,000 years old.

[Angie]

Touche.

[Jennifer]

I mean, you know what I mean, right? Millions of people believe conspiracy theories every day. They're just accepted and normalized. There are people that believe literally that there was a snake talking in the Garden of Eden, that Jonah lived in a whale, and they believe this. But it's been accepted and normalized as, oh, those are okay to believe, that insanity is okay to believe. So when that sets the psychological soil, when you've believed for multiple decades everything anti science, it's not that big of a jump to extend those same crazy beliefs and absorb new ones. To me, it makes perfect sense that the through line from, you know, believing, denying facts all through your rearing early adulthood and then you end up in a QAnon. To me, it's like the perfect extension of think about the most religious people you personally know. They're Trump supporters 100%. Yeah.

[Angie]

The biggest Bible bangers, Jesus is Lord are the meanest.

[Jennifer]

And it's a through line to easily to deny facts and believe conspiracy theories.

[Angie]

Yeah, that's a. I had never even thought of that.

[Jennifer]

Stick with me. I got you covered.

[Angie]

Lots of hot takes today.

[Jennifer]

Okay. Whoa. Vicki posted. Why does Democrat have the word demon in it. Readers added context. So this is like one of those community responses or whatever it's called. Readers added context. It does not. Because there's no end and Democrat.

[Angie]

Yeah, I just had to spell it through in my head right when that came out, I was like, what?

[Jennifer]

Okay. AKA Face Hots Post. Donald Trump arrested and shot. Alex Jones sued for his entire net worth. Andrew Tate arrested. Tristan Tate arrested. Pavel Durav arrested. Yay. Frozen assets. Elon sued. Meanwhile, not a single Democrat has been touched. Oh, my gosh.

[Angie]

Like, here's the thing. Like, I get people.

[Jennifer]

Oh.

[Angie]

I mean, Trump has sold the bill of goods that, you know, everything stacked against him. He's the victim. It's a witch hunt. Fake news. But when you are defending the Tates, the Tate brothers, like, come on. I can't remember who else was on that list, but, I mean, that is.

[Jennifer]

You know, a couple of Nazis, right?

[Angie]

I mean, come on.

[Jennifer]

Kanye west and Elon. But here's the. Here's the most hilarious part, is that they believe that they don't see that this is a false equivalency. In their mind. They come from a position that everybody is immoral and breaks laws and would cheat because that's what they all do. So that's one standard. And then he says, meanwhile, not a single Democrat has been touched. And it's like, because they don't crime at the rate that all of these blowhards do. I mean, I think that Senator Menendez was just sentenced to jail. And it's not. It's not true that Democrats don't, but particularly maga Republicans, in my opinion, appear to commit crimes. Specifically crimes against women.

[Angie]

Yes. And financial.

[Jennifer]

Financial at a rate that no other political movement I've ever seen does.

[Angie]

Well, I wonder why. Rolls downhill.

[Jennifer]

Okay? And then here we have a. A tattoo where this woman has tattooed on her back, Jesus Trumps everything. And for those of you that are listening, not watching, it has, like, Trump with the American FL s. Jesus and Trump are everything. And the T and everything is a Christian cross.

[Angie]

Oh, I didn't see that. Let me see. Yeah, sure is.

[Jennifer]

And I just, you know, the marriage of these evangelical Christians and Trump is just like. It's like straight out of central casting. You couldn't put two groups of people together. I mean, they are one unified in the exact same thing. They all need money all the time. You know, like, if you listen to an evangelical Christian, it's like, Jesus is broke. Right. Always asking for money. Who else is always asking for money? Trump. Oh, you know what I read a lot of his donors, like small time donors, are signed up to like donate 15amonth for the campaign. They're still, they're still giving to him even though he's president.

[Angie]

Of course. Of course they are. And he's, I'm sure, still pocketing it. That's. Here's the deal. The grifting, the sexism, the racism, they're just, they're the perfect marriage.

[Jennifer]

Okay, Ultra Maga Kimmy posts. Why do you honestly think white people are racist? I want facts. And John Fugal saying, responds, where was Barack Obama born? Please. And she responds. Kenya.

[Angie]

Nailed it. Ultra maga Kimmy.

[Jennifer]

I mean, it's just amazing how he was able to just. And she, it's lost on her.

[Angie]

Lost.

[Jennifer]

It's completely lost on her. Her racism is so cooked in to who she is as a default setting. It just comes right out.

[Angie]

No, she doesn't even. She thinks she owned him.

[Jennifer]

Oh yeah.

[Angie]

I mean, she's walking away going, huh, Let me show you this.

[Jennifer]

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[Kylie]

We do. We've got a couple voice memos relating to maga idiocy. And up first we've got Rihanna.

[Rihanna]

Hey ladies, RE is back in the house. Third time on the show. Hopefully very lucky and honored. So thank you very much and ladies, you get more beautiful every day. So what I wanted to say actually was what I had it with and my final what I've had it with is the U S Elections. How the have you. Obviously not you girls because you're a gay patriot and nature have elected a pile of orange hammered dog shit who shits himself in public, doesn't care for anyone else's sense of smell. His wife who says that he's not on ketamine and you want to tell that to your face off because your jaw's having a party with itself. I've had since the 5th of November I've had a resting heartbeat of 220 and I'm having to breathe in a brown paper bag because I can hyperventilate at any point. And in between that, I'm shouting, fuck. So. So thank you very much for voting for him.

[Jennifer]

I mean, here's the thing, world, like, it's wild because I see the United States and Trumpism exactly through the same lens that you do, right? I'm just in it. I'm in the picture. And it's so difficult. Like, recently, the Canadians are all united and they're like, we, the United States, let's everybody band together and not buy their products anymore and stand up against fascism and stand up against this tyrant dictator. Go Canada. I'm, like, jealous and envious that they're all united in that cause. Because I see exactly what the problem is. I see exactly how he is perceived. I see the headlines across the globe where they're calling this man stupid idiot. And his mental capacities are so completely compromised. That's never covered in the press.

[Angie]

Never.

[Jennifer]

You hear him ramble on about Hannibal Lecter and all that shit. It's just. I just am very sorry to the entire world that the United States has fostered an ability for millions of Americans to be dumb and vote for stupid people.

[Angie]

Stupid people that are criminals and hateful and racist and cruel and then hook up with Elon Musk, who just might be the worst of all.

[Jennifer]

Kylie, who's next?

[Kylie]

Up next, we've got Jess from Australia.

[Jess]

Hey, guys, it's Jess from the Gold Coast. I love the pod. What I had it with is I work in Coles, which is like one of the major supermarkets in. In Australia. And I had it with old men wearing MAGA hats relentlessly into the store. But I'd like to inform you guys, and I hope this brings you as much joy as it brings me, that every time one of these MAGA hat wearers enter the store, it becomes my personal mission to make their experience the absolute worst I can provide. Whether that's death stares, providing the wrong instructions to find products, parking my trolley that I online shop for in front of something they're trying to grab in the shelf. I am just rude and unpleasant because my motto is, if you are proudly not caring about anyone else but yourself, why should I care about you? Thanks, guys.

[Jennifer]

It's a great point.

[Angie]

I'm telling you what, these Australians, they. They kill it. They know.

[Jennifer]

Well, here's what's just fascinating to me. People that don't live here, right, and could just sit back and watch this shit show or willfully Signing up to make America great again and you live in Australia. That is a level of stupidity that tortures me that that exists. I get that you're an American and you were educated in this country and probably went to some mega church and had to deal with all the of non stop capitalism and not having health care and feeling like you never get a fair shake. I can, I can understand the vacuum that exists that lit the match that caused maga. I cannot understand an Australian male that's probably never been to the United States of America trafficking in this bullshit. That blows my mind.

[Angie]

It blows my mind. Didn't we see or hear, didn't we get a voice memo or an email from somebody that, that there's been an uptick in MAGA hats in parts of Canada?

[Jennifer]

Yeah. I'm like, I think that's probably going to come to a screeching hall with this tariff stuff. But you know, I think that what it shows is that these online indoctrination cults is a very serious thing. Like this QAnon. And they wrote people in by like the grooming, like something that everybody can get behind. Like, like QAnon. People think they're so universally unique that they oppose pedophilia and molestation. Right. And here's my thing. It is a foregone conclusion. Everybody opposes pedophilia except for pedophiles.

[Angie]

Right.

[Jennifer]

I don't have to wake up every morning and announce to the world I oppose grooming and pedophilia because it is a foregone conclusion. I simply don't think about it every waking hour of every waking day because I know that there are agencies and departments that handle that. It's horrific, it is terrible. But they rope these people in with these basic things. But I think, I just think that when you have like these church organizations, all these priests, all these QANON people worried about pedophilia, I just think underneath all of that there's probably pedophiles. Well, I mean, that's just what I think. It's my gut.

[Angie]

If they're so worried about pedophilia, why are they still. Why is the Catholic Church still around? Why isn't QANON against the Catholic Church or any other church that you have the Boy Scouts? Like, if you're so anti pedophile, which everybody is, like you said, nobody universally thinks that pedophilia is good. You don't have to tell anybody that. Like you said, it's a foregone conclusion. Master of the obvious. But if you're that Mad about it. And you want to get that riled up, put your ire where it belongs. Against these priests or these Southern Baptists, Southern Baptists, Nazarenes, name one.

[Jennifer]

Yeah, that's where, I mean that's where.

[Angie]

Your ire should be.

[Jennifer]

It's crazy. I mean when I think about this, I just still can't believe it. And I've said on this podcast before, and I'll say it again, when I think about that the Catholic Church is still up and running and in business after it was revealed a decades long child rape organization and cover up across multiple countries where child rapists were enabled and protected to the tune of millions of victims worldwide. A study shows that just in France alone there was a half a million victims. And that causes generational damage when these people have their own families. The fact that that didn't shut down the Catholic Church will forever blow my mind. And it shows me that at the end of the day people don't have really, really strong convictions like they think they do.

[Angie]

I would agree with that. And I also think indoctrination and denial is powerful.

[Jennifer]

Right?

[Angie]

And these people have denied like, just like me growing up in the super fundamentalist evangelical. It's not up to you to question or critically think. You accept what you're told and that's that. So I mean these people think that it's a sin to talk about the church, leave the church, talk about the fa, you know, the priest or whatever.

[Jennifer]

But that's a cult.

[Angie]

Well, I'm not saying it's not. I'm just saying like they are so conditioned because of indoctrination from such an early age. I don't even think they realize that I am allowing this, I am enabling this because they think they're doing the right thing because they prayed about it.

[Jennifer]

I just, I just, I can't believe it. I mean, I just, as a parent, you know, if you're, if something like that happened to your child with a trusted person, the fact that you would still continue to give money and participate in an organization and then if you found out they fucking knew.

[Angie]

Right?

[Jennifer]

They knew. And they move priests from one place to a new place, a whole new slew of victims and covered up and enabled it. How you could continue to be a part of that is a level of cognitive dissonance that I cannot understand. It like goes against what I'm genetically encoded to be as a mother, which is like a fierce protector. And I just, it, it, it's, it blows my mind more than the Australians wearing maga Hats is that the Catholic church is still open for business. All right, Kylie, who's next?

[Kylie]

Okay, the last one is from Mac.

[Josh]

Hi, Jen and Pumps. Love your podcast. Been listening to it from day one. I have had it with being visually assaulted by cybertrucks. I am currently driving right now, which I know I probably shouldn't be doing this, but I'm not texting and driving like Pumps does. And you can't go anywhere anymore without seeing those ugly ass cybertrucks. And all of the Musk Bros think that they're the sexiest cars or trucks in the world when they are so fucking ugly. I have never been so visually assaulted in my entire life. Between those and Kia souls, the roads are covered with just ugly trucks. And you know what? The people that drive those cybertrucks are also ugly. And I've just had it. And I think that driving a cybertruck now is equivalent to wearing a maga hat. And I think it's an issue. It's an epidemic and it needs to be stopped. Anyways, love you guys. Keep going with this great podcast. You see this?

[Jennifer]

I think it's worse than wearing a maga hat and here's why. Elon Musk, the day that Donald Trump was inaugurated, January 20th. This episode is coming full circle. Listener. January 20th. He stood on stage and did two sig heils. And what that represents historically is so horrific. And the fact that people think that he is cool and would buy his merchandise is right up there with what I was talking about with the Catholic Church having zero conviction and the fact that that news story, these people do so much up evil day in and day out that that kind of lived for a day or two and then they just replace it with a bunch more. More evil up. That further marginalizes people is so horrific to me. But I think if you saw that, if you saw that Sig Heil and you know what that means and you're not a. And you drive a Tesla, you. I think it is so these people are Nazis. This is abhorrent. People keep making space and room to move around morally and mentally and all the gymnastics that they have to do to support these evil billionaires. And it is disgusting. It's disgusting to me that people don't have the backbone or the courage to stand up to these evil. It blows my mind.

[Angie]

Yeah, I'm not going to be quite as intellectual as you, but when I see a cyber truck, I immediately know they have a small penis. There's no question, because no gets in that ugly ass car that doesn't isn't trying to overcompensate for something going on between his legs. I mean, that's just my opinion. When I see these cybertrucks, I take a good look at the driver and I can just. My small penis gaydar goes off, or my small penis radar off the charts.

[Jennifer]

Everything with you always goes back to the penis size, but the bigger the.

[Angie]

Truck, the smaller the penis. And that thing is just awful, I'm telling you.

[Jennifer]

No, it's.

[Angie]

Line them up.

[Jennifer]

No, it's. It's awful. I just. I. I can't believe the brazen openness of Nazism since January 20th. I mean, it started before then, you know, Charlottesville, but it has escalated at such a rate, and that is just so disturbing to me that certain individuals, companies, and brands wouldn't completely distance themselves immediately from the Trump administration after that act and the attempted gaslighting to the public. That he meant what he meant or what he didn't mean is such. And I hate him. And I just think you're a. The richest man on the planet and this is how you spend your spare time, right? That. I mean, that's. Think about 10 kids.

[Angie]

You should have lots.

[Jennifer]

It's 11 kids.

[Angie]

11 kids. Kids.

[Jennifer]

I mean, think about that.

[Angie]

You.

[Jennifer]

You're the richest man on the planet, and this is what you do. It's not making a foundation to help people. You're taking US Aid away from people, from people. You're harming people. It's. It's literally like, you know, this Kylie, in an episode I have up in an episode recently, called him a super villain. And that's what it's like. It's like some character, the world's richest man, doing evil shit to hurt people. It's just. Just. It's overwhelming to think about. But the fact that you have brands that, you know, promote Tesla and suck up to Elon Musk and don't have the courage or the moral fortitude to stand up to him is absolutely disgusting to me.

[Angie]

Yeah. And here's the deal. They're lining up to bend the knee to Trump and Musk. They are?

[Jennifer]

Yeah. It's gross. It's gross. And Tesla's suck and cybertrucks are not even attractive.

[Angie]

No, they're horrible.

[Jennifer]

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[Angie]

Tell them we will see you next Tuesday and Thursday. I'll tell you what I've had it with.

[Jennifer]

Let's hear it.

[Angie]

I've had. Had it with that.

[Jennifer]

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[Angie]

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[Angie]

Caca.

[Jennifer]

A little bit more enthusiasm.

[Angie]

Caca.

[Jennifer]

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