Podcast Summary: "I've Had It" Episode – *Broken Give a Fk Meter***
Title: Broken Give a F**k Meter
Hosts: Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Release Date: January 28, 2025
Guests: Lisa Rinna
1. Introduction and Opening Banter
The episode kicks off with Jennifer and Angie engaging in their signature irreverent humor, setting the tone for a no-holds-barred discussion. They declare their unwavering stance as citizens ready to rebel against any authority, emphasizing their commitment to not "pre-surrender."
2. Personal Stories and Grievances
a. Angie's Reflection on Pet Ownership
At [00:46], Angie shares a candid story about her struggles with her French bulldog, highlighting how her defensiveness has transformed her into what she despises online personas. She recounts an incident at a paint store where her overzealous defense of her pet led to a moment of self-awareness:
Angie [00:47]: "I'm going to go stand over here and wait for the paint. I mean, I was just hanging my head in shame that I had become a yak mouth."
b. Jennifer's Pet Owner Frustrations
Jennifer delves into her irritation with pet owners who boast about strict pet boundaries, especially regarding dogs not being allowed on furniture. At [03:36], she criticizes the perceived elitism and questions the rationale behind such bragging:
Jennifer [03:36]: "There's this elitist, like, I'm better. I'm a better person than you because... it's just all bragging."
3. Listener Reviews
a. One-Star Review: Chronic Complaining
The hosts address a critical one-star review titled "Chronic complaining." Kylie reads the review, accusing the podcast of incessant negativity without offering solutions:
Kylie [07:34]: "There's not a single show in which these women offer the audience any type of solution to their complaints about the current environment."
Jennifer and Angie respond by embracing the criticism, clarifying that their podcast's focus is on problem recognition rather than solution provision:
Jennifer [08:03]: "We traffic in identifying problems and grievances as to the solutions. We're way over our skis on that."
b. Five-Star Review: Praise from Norway
A contrasting five-star review from Norway commends the podcast for its emotional depth and commitment:
Kylie [09:31]: "If today our amazing Blessica were to suffer the same fate, I would also demand that unnecessary community resources be used to save her."
4. Current Events and News Commentary
a. Celebrity Impostor Scam
At [11:02], Jennifer discusses a news story about a French woman scammed by someone posing as Brad Pitt using AI-generated images. Angie expresses skepticism about falling for such scams, reinforcing their distrust of online deceit.
b. Evangelical Pastor's Claims
Jennifer and Angie critique Evangelical Pastor Jesse Duplant's assertion that Jesus hasn't returned due to insufficient donations. The conversation turns towards historical figures like Oral Roberts and their exploitative fundraising tactics:
Jennifer [15:40]: "That is fraudulent. That's just total fraud. It's totally criminal."
c. Critique of Religious Institutions
The hosts condemn religious institutions that propagate fear and fraud, linking these practices to broader societal issues like Trumpism and the erosion of freedoms:
Jennifer [17:00]: "All of these asshole academies... raise these kids to think that if they have sexual thoughts that they're going to hell."
5. Guest Introduction: Lisa Rinna
a. Lisa Rinna's Background
At [18:41], Jennifer introduces Lisa Rinna, a veteran actress known for her role on "Days of Our Lives." The trio reminisces about the impact of soap operas in their youth and Lisa's enduring legacy as a gay icon.
b. Authenticity and Personal Growth
Lisa discusses the pressures of reality TV and maintaining authenticity amidst stereotypical portrayals:
Lisa Rinna [24:20]: "When I turned 50, the give a fuck meter went out the window. I just didn't care at all."
6. "Had It or Hit It" Game with Lisa Rinna
The hosts engage Lisa in their playful segment, evaluating various topics to determine if she "Had It" or would "Hit It."
a. Couples Tattoos [30:26]
Jennifer: "Had it."
Lisa: "Had it."
b. Hugh Hefner [31:22]
Lisa: "Both."
She shares her past experience attending a Playboy Mansion party postpartum, reflecting on the surreal nature of the event:
Lisa Rinna [31:34]: "I had only just had her six weeks earlier, so I was a fucking mess."
c. Reality TV [35:42]
Lisa: "Had it."
Lisa criticizes reality TV for fostering inauthenticity and caricatured personalities:
Lisa Rinna [36:35]: "It's frustrating... it's an edited version of us. It's not completely authentic."
d. Vow Renewals [37:03]
Lisa: "I've always said that we will never do a vow renewal because if you do, your marriage is over. Period."
She emphasizes the performative nature of vow renewals, arguing they often signal the end of a marriage rather than a reaffirmation.
e. Trad Wives [40:31]
Lisa: "I think it's the dumbest thing ever, and I've had it."
The discussion highlights the problematic implications of "traditional" roles for women, labeling them as a disguise for entrenched prejudices.
f. Elon Musk [41:00]
Lisa: "I've had it with that bullshit."
The hosts express disdain for Elon Musk's persona and influence, painting a grim picture of his potential future as a trillionaire.
7. Political Commentary and Advocacy
Throughout the episode, Jennifer and Angie delve into heated political discourse, voicing strong opposition to Trumpism and advocating for women's rights and LGBTQ+ support. They discuss the importance of not pre-surrendering in the face of authoritarianism, urging listeners to stand up against fascist tendencies.
Jennifer [43:23]: "We have to fight now."
The conversation underscores the hosts' commitment to defending freedoms and standing in solidarity with marginalized communities.
8. Conclusion and Promotions
The episode wraps up with promotional segments for the hosts' new projects and partners, including their book "Life Is Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches," the "IHIP News" podcast, and endorsements for products like Built and Prose.
Jennifer [50:17]: "Listen up, patriots, gaytriots and natriots. We have a new podcast that has dropped. It's called IHIP News."
The hosts encourage listeners to engage with their content, rate and subscribe to their platforms, and join their community in their advocacy against societal and political injustices.
Notable Quotes
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Angie on Becoming a "Yak Mouth":
"I have to go into a long diatribe about the attributes of my dog... I'm going to go stand over here and wait for the paint." [00:47]
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Jennifer on Elitist Pet Owners:
"I think you're just revealing that you're a bad person... Shut the fuck up." [04:58-05:05]
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Lisa Rinna on Authenticity:
"I stopped doing Podcasts when I was on the show on Housewives because I got myself into so much trouble, it just wasn't worth it." [47:21]
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Jennifer on Political Resistance:
"We are going to stand with you and we're not going to pre surrender to this fascist fucking regime." [44:34]
Conclusion
In this episode of "I've Had It," Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan tackle a gamut of topics ranging from personal pet ownership struggles to scathing political commentary. Featuring guest Lisa Rinna, the hosts blend humor with passionate advocacy, urging listeners to recognize and confront societal issues head-on. The episode serves as both a cathartic vent for the hosts and a rallying cry for their audience to stand firm against perceived injustices and maintain their authenticity in a world rife with performative behaviors.