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A
So are we supposed to start the podcast?
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B
Ready, 1, 2, 3.
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A
Patriots, gay trots, they Trio, Black Trio, Brown Trio, and the Maga Cultists can do what? All right, pumps, what have you had it with?
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B
Okay, what I've had it with is when you are at a self service kiosk and someone from the growing concern comes up to you and tries to upsell you on what you're buying. And this continues to happen to me. Number one spot is at my car wash. I go into the self service and the guy runs over and tries to upsell me on a membership. Then it happened again at the fucking cleaners. I'm like, I'm just checking out, I'm getting my clothes, I'm checking out and they come over and want me to buy a big, like a package every month of how many shirts I'm going to have cleaned. And I'm just like, why does going through self service not signal you don't want to interact with the business? It's ridiculous. I've had it.
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A
Yeah, it's just all the forced capitalism, as you know, for decades that's been one of my grievances. Like the, the ruse where a woman will invite you over to her house, like, oh, I'm having a girl's night and then it's some makeup presentation, some fucking pyramid racket that they're dragging your ass. It's the same thing now. Like you're going to self checkout and somebody's going to run over. And here's the thing, like these people probably get, are incentivized and, or have a quota to do this. And I feel bad for the workers. And then these companies have figured out if you can get people to buy a membership, then we have a sustained monthly income. So that's what they're trying to do. They're trying to sell you this monthly minimum that you get charged as their business model. So they know that they have a predictable amount of money. But it's just, it's the, the late stage capitalism is just so, it's so unenjoyable because you're hustled at every minute. And then when you find out like all the algorithms, everything, they're mining all your information, all of your choices so they can target you with you want to buy. Like it's. Yes, it's relentless. Relentless.
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B
You're so right. Sadly, they know what I want to buy too.
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A
All right, so let me tell you what I've had it with. I have had it when I'm traveling with the packing part Every time I get my suitcase out and I have to start packing the. And I'm not a procrastinator by nature, but when I pack, I'm a complete procrastinator. I over complicate it. I project certain things or instances where I might need a particular item that never manifest. And so I'm a pretty good packer, but I would say a 20% over pack. And then when I get to my destination and I unpack my suitcase, because when I immediately arrive at a hotel, I'm an unpacker, I immediately start getting disgusted with myself for the choices that I've made, the extra items that I threw in that were unnecessary, that were unneeded, that I'm going to have to try to squeeze back into the suitcase to get back home. And just. I love unpacking. I hate packing. I hate all of the scenarios that run through my head about packing. I can't stand it.
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B
Yeah, no, I'm the same. I'm like, oh, well, I might need a pair of jeans or I might want to work out. And it's like, you know, you're never going to do that, but you're. And. And everywhere I go, I act like there are no stores available to buy anything like that. You are limited to what you have in your suitcase. It drives me crazy. I do the same thing. But I will say I've been on a gazillion trips with you. I feel like you're an excellent packer.
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A
I could be better.
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B
We all could be better.
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A
I could be better. I'm a really good packer. But there's just. There's just always these last minute throw ins that are ridiculous.
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B
You'll never win.
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A
Yeah. And it's like some crazy scenario I've made up in my head that, well, maybe I'm after I'm out that day, then I come back to the room and I want to change tops. I never do that in real life. Never. My husband does that shit all the time. He is like midday costume change galore. I am not that person. I never do it, so. But then I pack as though I'm all of a sudden going to be something different than the person that I've been for my entire life. And I just. I hate packing. I hate it. I hate the stuff that goes through my head. All right, welcome to I have Had It. I'm Jennifer.
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B
I'm Angie.
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A
This is America's top DEI podcast. We have a producer named Kylie who's going to share some information with us.
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C
Okay.
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D
We've Got an email from a listener that I received and they write dear Jennifer and pumps. I'm not even going to mention the astounding oversight of men's Hawaiian shirts without pockets. I've had it with mega churches turning public roads into their personal valet service. These MAGA outposts hire private security to stop traffic on public streets so their congregation can pour out of the parking lot uninterrupted. Not police, not a city detail, just a skinny, pimply guy in a safety vest deciding the rest of us can wait while a parade of Maga SUVs escapes the Sanctuary. Nothing says Christian values like blocking the public so you can beat the Methodist to cracker barrel slap across on the building and suddenly traffic laws. Suggestions. I've had it from a taxpayer stuck watching the rapture of the suburbans. I've ex and this is real. I've experienced this. People know what streets to avoid when Sunday gets out around the mega churches.
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A
I've experienced this too. So when I lived in Oklahoma City where I'd play pickleball with my girlfriends every Sunday, in order for me to get back home, I had to drive by a Life Church, satellite church and Listener Life Church is this hideous, atrocious, snake oil salesman, grifting, lying organization that has hundreds of millions of dollars in the bank. Their number one goal is to expand, AKA rip off congregants. And they have these idiots standing outside with these vests on. Number one, they're like waving at people like, hey, we're friendly. Come to our church. Which I think that's creepy. I think, like, you shouldn't have to. The whole proselyzing of mega churches, the whole prosperity gospel of it, the whole we're, we're going to expand. We're going to build more churches. More churches that thousands of people are so stupid they don't realize what a racket it is. Number one, I've had it with that. Number two, to the twerps standing out in the parking lots trying to act like they're cops directing traffic and also waving people in. I've completely had it with this. And then there becomes like this single file line to turn into the parking lot.
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B
Yes.
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A
And if I didn't play well at pickleball that day, like got my ass beat by the lesbians. Which happens a lot when you play lesbians. Because just anecdotally I think lesbians are better athletes than straight women. But that's neither here nor there. But when I'm driving down and I got my ass beat and I see live Church, which. Number one unattractive church. Horrible, horrible, horrible architecture. I mean, an embarrassment. The one thing that Catholics, which is, you know, Catholics have all their problems, but at least they have good architecture.
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B
Beautiful.
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A
At least it's a pretty building. Live church is the most hideous, gross looking church. The pastor. You should just go take a look at this guy. I mean, if you guys think pumps and I have Botox, take a gander at Craig Groeschel and the freeze face, grease face Botox of this grifter. All right? And so this is what's so crazy about this church. So he is one guy and he preaches on at one church and then all of the other church locations, you guys, is a screen of him preaching at the other church. It. It's crazy. The whole mega church racket thing is such a crazy thing. And that's why you can go to our store and purchase our T shirts that say boycott mega churches. Because I could go on and on and on about this forever. But the fact that this guy, this Botox king does a video from one church and then he has like 20 churches around and the laziness to not hire another preacher. And the narcissism that he's like, I'm so fucking great. Let's just put screens in all the other churches and just play me how culty is that shit? And how arrogant and narcissistic is that shit? And the fact that people sit there and watch a video screen and then tied to this motherfucker is more than I can take. And also, he's huge maga. Surprise, surprise.
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B
I was gonna say, is it a surprise? I don't think so.
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A
But what about the arrogance and the narcissism of that?
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B
I hadn't thought about that. But, like, I'm so great, nobody else can do it, so I have to be on the screen because I look good.
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A
At least Catholic church. Each church has their own priest, right?
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B
Yeah.
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A
No, that's not like the Pope being telecast to all the. All the churches. I mean, the level of narcissism in that is just. It's like absurd to me.
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D
Okay, I've got some news stories. This is some great news coming out of United Airlines. United Airlines can now remove passengers who play video or audio out loud without headphones. It says United's Rule 21 allows them to refuse or remove passengers for safety reasons. This now includes anyone who plays audio or video without headphones and other changes. It includes is United is trying to stop passengers from booking multiple tickets to lower their total fare and other Banned behavior includes being disruptive or violent, being barefoot or not properly clothed, and causing strong odors with disability exceptions.
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C
Okay.
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B
I think all these changes are long, long overdue, especially the bare feet, but okay, so everybody's been on the odd Southwest flight that the flight attendant sings or tells jokes, and it's just miserable. On the last flight I was on, not the flight attendant that was over the intercom, but the flight attendant walking down the rows was going, fasten your seat belts, raise up your tray table, like, singing the instructions. And I was just. What in the literal is.
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A
What airline was this?
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B
American.
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A
It wasn't Southwest.
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B
No, it was American.
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A
American Airlines had a singing flight attendant on Friday.
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B
And not that.
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A
And that. That mega church enrages me. Like, nothing enrages me as much as mega churches. But over chirpy flight attendants putting on a performance, that enrages me. I'm like, I did not come to the theater. No, I do not need a slapstick comedy routine. And I like. I love flight attendants. Love. I think it's a cool job. I think that they have to herd cats anyway. Go ahead. That would just enrage me.
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B
No, I was enraged. And this was after my Uber driver from the hotel would not shut the up. I had my earphones in. I faked two phone calls. I acted like I was on the phone twice. And it was just like I knew everything about her. Yak, yak, yak, yak, yak. Then I get on the plane, and she starts singing to me about my tray table and my seat being in the upright position. And I thought, I am going to lose my fucking mind. Then I thought, am I the problem? Then I reviewed it, and I was like, no, I'm not the problem in this particular case. I am not the asshole.
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A
No, no. That's. That's maddening. You're. You're on an airplane. I appreciate that she's in a good mood, right? But I think there's something slightly psychotic about being that happy at work. There's a little red flag in that to me there. There's like, okay, I can say I'm a great day and I'm at work today. But, like, the singing and. And singing. Put a sock in it. Put a sock in it. Flying is miserable for people. I. I mean this. I really like flight attendants. I always try to give them the benefit of the doubt. I'm a great passenger. I might. I do the rules. I don't. I don't even recline my seat because I don't want to cause any problems. On the plane. I want to be an invisible person, and I want the flight attendant to go, you know what? She was a great traveler. She was a great traveler. She was pleasant to be around. If somebody started singing at me, I think I could go from being a great traveler to a raging cunt really quickly. Now, I wouldn't be mean to her, but I think that I would just probably have a lot of looks on my face. But here's something I'm going to say about that policy that I 100 agree with is the body odor. I have been in airports before and I have smelled people that. And I have a iron stomach. I do not. I'm not a queasy person at all. I don't get grossed out easily at all. And the smell of this body odor was so rank that I had a gag reflex. And I. I didn't know the body could create that type of scent. Bad. It was. I've smelled bo. I've smelled BO on me before. I've smelled it on friends before.
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B
Right.
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A
I've smelled it passing people. I've been at the gym and smelled some bo. This was something I did not know the human body could possibly produce. Have you ever smelled it that intensely, you guys?
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B
Yeah, I have. I've been at an airport and I was. It. It was really like, even, like I kept giving distance because we were going in the same direction and I couldn't get enough distance from it. And I just think it's because it kind of permeates over a long period of time.
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A
Do you think that's maga of us to think they need to wear deodorant or do you think it's a universal thing? Thing. Like if you. I think it has to be universal.
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B
I think it has to be universal. And I think that everybody that gets on a morning flight, it should be required that everybody brush their teeth and their tongue because I notice smelly people on earlier flights more than I do afternoon flights. As a general rule.
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A
Kylie, as the millennial lesbian, which might be a little bit more sensitive and PC than the Gen X hosts of the podcast, what are your thoughts on rank ass, decades old BO in a bird, a capsule that flies in the air. If the bird is in the sky, there's no ventilation at all. What are your thoughts on a person traveling through the United States and deodorant?
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D
I think the entire world needs to be getting the cancer that that deodorant gives you. It's just the price we pay to get through life together in a small bird. Especially I'm okay with that.
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A
Yeah, I think that that's something that we just. It needs to be put on the Internet. It needs to be introduced into AI models. It needs to be summoned by travel agents and by airlines if you fly on our plane. If I owned an airline, I would say, number one, flight attendants, be kind, be jovial, do not sing, do not tell jokes, do not put a sock in that. And number two, customers, if you have not applied deodorant, do not get on my bird, period. Sue me, do what you want to do, but I. You cannot get on this bird unless you've put on deodorant. Agreement.
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B
I don't think that's too much to ask.
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A
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D
Okay, I've got a weird story. There's a camel beauty competition that's really big, I guess. And 20 camels this year were disqualified after botox and fillers were detected at the beauty competition.
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A
Where is this? In Oman. Okay, Oman.
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D
20 camels were disqualified from the 2026 Camel Beauty show festival in Oman after veterinary inspectors found they had been given cosmetic enhancements including botox, dermal fillers, silicone and hormones. Organizers said the animals violated competition rules, which judges camels on natural features such as coat, head, shape, neck, lips and hump. Officials vowed strict penalties, citing concerns over fairness. Yada yada.
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B
I'm so confused. What did the camels need Botox for?
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A
Well, it said they were judge them on their lips and on their appearance.
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B
Oh, like they're filling up their lips to make them bigger and all that.
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A
That is some American dance mom right there.
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B
No shit.
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A
That is just some full blown. Like that is some psycho. Remember that case where the Texas mom cheerleader mom wanted to kill the rival of her cheerleader daughter? That's what's going on with these camels in Ohan.
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B
Well, and here's the deal. Like Botox for a camel, the camel doesn't know why you're getting it. Like when I go into botox and get, you know, dare I say 40, 50 shots, I know what I'm getting. I go in for it. So these camels, they don't know.
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A
Well, that's. It's mean to the Campbells.
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B
I don't like it.
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A
Okay, what's next?
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D
Okay, we haven't talked about this yet, but have you guys seen what Candace Owens has been up to.
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A
She's doing her documentary.
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D
She's doing this series called Bride of Charlie, which I think is the play on Bride of Chucky.
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B
Like the horror film Bride of Frankenstein.
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D
Right. And she's done. She was only gonna do two or three episodes, but people were so mad at her, she said, fuck it, I'm gonna make this a series. She's on, like episode seven right now. She's still going. I watched one of them and I've never watched a full Candace Owens in my life.
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A
What was it like? I haven't either. What was it like watching a full Candace Owens? Is it intoxicating?
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D
Kind of. And I don't know why she's nuts, but, like, I sat there for an hour and four minutes. So, like, I get why people watch. And this series, I looked this morning has like 15 million views overall so far. So whatever she's doing, I can't decide if she's like. I used to think she was smart and doing the craziness on purpose, but after watching this, I think she's gone. I think she's in it. I think she believes all of it. So pretty much, she starts the episode, the series, diving into, like, Erica's family from the 1800s. Like, she made this family tree.
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B
Okay?
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D
And she's accusing. Here's what I wrote down. I took notes, okay? Starts out with a 45 minute look into Erica's great, great, great grandparents. Down her entire family tree. Literally, she's dredging up arrests in the 1800s for, like, illegal gambling from her great, great, great grandmother. And she's using all this to say Erica is coming from a line of crooks.
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A
Criminal jeans.
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D
Yes, criminal jeans. She then goes into finding all of, like, her yearbook photos. Wait, hold on.
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A
That's her. That's Erica Kirk's yearbook photos.
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D
There are people. There are people accusing her of being like she used to be a little boy because she looked.
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A
Is that a bowl cut?
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B
Yeah, it's what I would have referred to in my day when I had that haircut. It was the Dorothy Hamill, who, for the younger listener, was an American figure skater that had that cut. I had that cut.
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A
You had that cut?
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B
I did and I did.
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D
They literally put a bowl on your head?
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B
No, they just went.
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A
My mother would have never allowed me to have a cut like that. She would have found that to be rather unfeminine. My grandma, mother.
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D
And according to Candace, these photos are when she went to this Jewish school in Arizona that I guess does not exist anymore. And the Jewish school is Connected to time travel. And Erica. Yeah, there's a big time travel thing throughout all of this. And I also wrote down there's an MK Ultra mind control theory that's connected to Erica. And Erica doesn't have. This is quote. Erica doesn't have any memories except what's been downloaded to her that day, and that's why she lies about her past.
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A
Hold on, let me process this. So, yeah, yeah, she, Erica, is a computer that has memories downloaded inside of her by the Jews. Yeah.
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D
And it goes back to Freud and MK Ultra. What's mind control? MK Ultra is like this.
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C
This old.
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D
It's a conspiracy theory on the FBI that they have this thing that can control people's minds. I also have a little clip that I'll play for you guys on this.
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C
Are you a hybrid, Erica? Answer yes or no. I don't understand why they don't understand why none of this is normal. Why are we having to explain to Turning Point USA why all this is off? And why does it feel like she intentionally just edits a little bit after feedback? Like they're just downloading an algorithm. You know, like people are say, you shouldn't be wearing sparkly pants. So then she's like, okay, download the new algorithm says, wear black, and then she's wearing black. And then they're like, I don't think her tears are real. So someone's like, do not use tissue. Drop tear on cheek. And then she does it and she lets the tears flow. There's just like, little updates that are being made each time because the. I don't know, there's just no sense of common humanity there. A common understanding of how humans should be behaving. And they're like, trying to teach a hybrid what to do. So they're like, oh, okay, got caught. Remember when you were cheering about the hat sales? The merch? So this time, mention how much you love your kids. Thank you for watching my kids. I look forward to learning your names.
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A
Okay, y' all are going to think I'm fucking crazy, but I 100% agree with her on that. 100% agree with her on that. The evangelical women that I have known in my life, and that is what Erica Kirk is, they are not free thinkers. And they take whatever the. Whatever comes in front of them, and then they make adjustments. There's no conviction. There's no core principle. It's, oh, this is what really happened there. Oh, I didn't realize it happened that way. Okay. And then they just move on. That is so familiar. What she's explaining it. I don't know if this makes me a Candace Owens person. Obviously I'm not. She's, you know, she's got a lot of problems. But her description of a kept white evangelical woman who crowdsources what to do from her pastor, from her parents, from her husband, from her friends groups, Pumps, you can speak to that. That is spot on. What? These women are spot on. Candace nailed that.
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B
She nailed it. I mean, other than they're not robots, but they kind of are. But like growing. My mother had a. This is what your life looks like. This is the script of your life. And I ticked the boxes like I was supposed to. I know. You know, and if she said no, that's not it. The only time I bucked her is actually going to law school and not being a schoolteacher. So, I mean, like somebody else telling you what to do. I completely identify with that and not having my own thoughts about what I wanted. I completely, completely think that's true. And Erica Kirk, Jennifer, you pointed this out from Jump, like when she was in different crowds, like she was full Tammy Faye Baker at the funeral service. And then she looked more normal when she was interviewing on CBS News. So she knows what looks go with which thing. And I would say that's true too, because I grew up with Tammy Faye Baker being played in the house, but yet I wasn't allowed to do that. So I, I think Candace is 100% right.
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A
I think she nailed it. I mean, just the women that I know, it's like they take feedback like that from their husbands or from a friend group and it's like, oh, they said that I did this. So I'm going to make this adjustment where a fully realized person with autonomy and agency. But I don't give a fuck what you think. I still believe this. I'm still going to do this. And you know, I can't tell you
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B
how many friends that do not get Botox because their husband doesn't agree with it. Shut the up. Like that's happening all day, every day.
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A
Yeah. I think more than anything, I mean, is the. When you sent your kids to that, that school and those people that were around, I think that the herd mind. Every single woman is the exact same person. I would meet 10, 10 people that were pumps's friends. My. My son's team would be playing her son's team, and I would walk over. There was no differentiating individuality among any of them. It was all the exact same person. Maybe one had blonde hair, maybe one had brown hair. It was all the exact same, same person. I mean, just there was no differentiating factors in personality. Even the way they speak. Oh my gosh. Hi, Jennifer. It's really nice to see you. How's Roman? Like, why are we talking like we're toddlers? Like, what is this? We're grown women. Oh, I forget. You're not. That drives me crazy. I cannot stand that kind of talk. It drives me. Oh my God. How's Josh? Dylan, it's like, why the are you talking to me like that? What the is wrong with you? That's what I'm gonna say next time. What the is wrong with you?
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B
Well, it's the talking abouty girl that you still have to get on me for doing.
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A
It's also the exact same way all of the like Moses, Mike Grinder, Johnson wives talks like that. It's all the same person. They produce the exact same woman over and over and over and over again. Like there's no differentiation between any of them. And so Erica Kirk, she has an army of Erica Kirk's that are just like that. And Candace Owens is on the case. And I probably disagree with candace Owens on 99 of everything, but she's kind of spot on with that right there. I've witnessed it.
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B
I've been it. I. I've been that person. So I completely agree.
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A
But once you agree pumps all of those crossings. Christian moms are the same exact person.
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B
For the most part, yes, I would say that's true.
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A
Yeah. I mean, it's just there's.
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B
It's the. It's the rule, not the exception. To be an outsider in that I would say.
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A
Yeah.
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D
Okay, Jen, I had your same feelings with Candace. Like, I guess the enemy of my enemy is my friend. I kept agreeing with her.
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A
Yeah.
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D
But I kept being like, this is Candace Owens.
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A
Yeah. Here's the deal.
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B
When I've watched stuff with Candace Owens, I've never watched a full one hour, but I've watched like a 10 or 15 minute clip. There's something very like, you get sucked in by Candace. She's got something.
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A
Well, she. I think she has a telegenic it factor. My favorite of all time is how she linked the Charlie Kirk assassination to Bridget Macron to her horrific, horrific transphobia. Right, Bridget Macron. That Bridget Macron is trans. She linked the French legionnaires as somehow linked to the assassination of Charlie Kirk. And how she did that and mastered marveled all of that together is a special kind of crazy.
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D
I have a quick 45 seconds of her being a nut. If we want to run it.
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A
Let's watch it.
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C
Let's.
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D
Let's play.
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C
What I am is. I am somebody who has left the cult of science dinosaurs. That seems pretty fake and gay.
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A
What on earth?
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C
You are like, okay, so they're just roaming the planet because what I have now realized is that science, what it is actually, if you think about it, is a pagan faith.
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B
But do you believe people landed on the moon?
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A
I don't know.
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B
Okay, there we go.
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C
I just want to know why we didn't go back.
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B
We did go back.
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A
Did we go back?
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C
What year?
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B
To the moon?
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A
We people on the moon.
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B
We went back like 10 more times.
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D
Are you we.
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C
Okay, let me tell you, if you are not a conspiracy theorist by now, you. It's because you are not intelligent.
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A
Wow.
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B
Yeah, she's kooky, man. She's kooky. I mean, even at a broken clock, hits the right time twice a day. Is that the old saying? But she says some shit that I just. She doesn't believe in science. It's pay. I mean, like what?
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A
Here's all you need to know. This woman is a homophobic, yes, transphobic black woman that thinks she's safe in the maga movement. You know, I mean, this is. But I mean, at the end of the day, she's an entertainer. And the right wing media has incubated and primed the soil, prime the psychological soil to be anti science. Look at who is the ed of head of hhs. So her saying that she's anti science. Before Trump ever came down the escalator, I had some morons I went to Westmore High School with that were like, I've been conducting my own scientific research and I'll tell you what I think. I think the earth is 6, 000 years old. Science can do what they want to do, but I got my own thing going. I'm like, okay, big guy, social media and all this is just enabled all this idiocy. And then, you know, YouTube and algorithms. I mean, look at what idiots we are. And we have a pretty big show. I mean, fair point. All right, listener. We put a lot of junk in our bodies. And just for grins and giggles, right now, go grab your box of cereal and actually read the ingredients. You're going to find refined sugars, Red40, synthetic pesticides, seed oils, and a bunch of words you cannot pronounce. It's simply not real food. It's a science experiment. The founder of Lovebird cereals decided to take on big food after the birth of his daughter. He created a delicious cereal that was proud to serve his family every day. Listener Lovebird cereal contains just seven real ingredients, all listed directly on the front of the box. For example, their Honey O's flavor is made with organic whole food ingredients like buckwheat, cassava, coconut honey, coconut sugar, vanilla and sea salt. That's it. My favorite is the cinnamon and my kids love the strawberry. I'm telling you guys, these cereals are delicious. No guilt clean eating. Listener Are you ready to take back your breakfast? Go to lovebird foods.com had it and use code had it for 25% off your first order. You can also find Lovebird cereals at Walmart, Whole Foods Sprouts and other major retailers nationwide. Lovebird Cereal Join the real food revolution and take back our country's health from big food box by box. Have you guys seen a friend that you haven't seen in like a year? And then you're like oh my God, what happens? You look incredible. And they tell you oh, I've been on GLP1s. And then I asked pumps like how did you get GLP1s? And her secret has been Roe. Roe offers the first FDA approved GLP1 pill for weight loss at the lowest cost around. So for people that are have an adverse reaction to shots now there's the new GLP1 pill. It has the same weight loss ingredients as the shot and packs comparable results to the shots. It can help patients lose 14% of their body weight in a year on average. That's one daily pill for fewer cravings and feeling fuller with an innovative new formula clinically proven to maximize weight loss. The row body membership includes access to FDA approved GLP1s, unlimited provider messaging, side effect management and so much more all for just $45 for your first month and $145 every month thereafter. The ROE membership fee excludes the cost of GLP1 medications. Listener pumps uses this product and you should too. Go to Ro Co Hadit to see if you're eligible for the new GLP1 pill on RO. That's RO CO Hadit to get started on roe, go to Roe Co Safety for boxed warning and full safety about GLP1 medications based on study in non diabetics with obesity or overweight plus a weight related condition with diet and exercise. All right Listener, we've been looking for a new news producer for our news podcast and so hiring is just like ah, what are you supposed to do? Do you hire a skills based person which emphasizes capabilities over education and direct experience according to Experts. This leads to faster hiring and better job performance. Well, if you're an employer who's adopted skills based hiring, the best way to ensure that your applicants have the right skills is ZipRecruiter. ZipRecruiter recommends smart screening questions to help you hone in on that perfect match for your role. And right now you can try it for free@ziprecruiter.com had it. ZipRecruiter's powerful matching technology finds qualified candidates fast. Want to see who's recently active? ZipRecruiter's filters can show you. No wonder ZipRecruiter is the number one rated hiring site based on G2 listener. Let ZipRecruiter find you amazing candidates with the skills you seek. Four out of five employers who post on ZipRecruiter get a quality candidate within the first day. And now you can try it for free@ziprecruiter.com. had it. That's ziprecruiter.com had it. Meet your match on ZipRecruiter.
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D
I've got a few voice memos we could end the episode with if we
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A
want to do it.
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D
Okay, this first one is from Shannon.
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E
Hello, you magical midwestern and then transplanted women. I'm a teacher from Kansas. I'm Shannon. Listen, I have had it, absolutely had it with the use of the word family in education, as in we're a family. Everybody's gonna do this together. We're a family. Bitch. I have members of my family I don't fucking talk to. Do I get to pull that at work? Do I get to say, oh, we're family and you straight up piss me off because you're, you're too stupid to breathe. So I don't have to talk to you? No, I don't get to do that. So stop saying I'm family and stop cornering me and acting like somehow my extra time, my extra effort, my attention to your bullshit is required because it's what you do for family that's just hot fucking garbage. These are just white man shaped pieces, Kyle's dog shit most of the time who are using this phrase. And I fucking had it.
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A
I have long felt like family is one of the most abused and overused, hijacked, co opted words on the planet. I've had it with that. I remember pumps. You'll remember this when you enter into a business relationship with somebody and they go, you know, we're really not a business, we're more like a family. Turn around, pack your shit up and run for your fucking life. Nobody at work is a family. Work is not family.
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B
Right. It's different. Here's the thing I have really found. It's interesting she uses it in that context because I agree with her. But I have found because of the faith and family and we're family values, my tolerance for the word family is at an all time low. Like, I'm immediately skeptical of anybody that throws around the family word in any context because of all the crazy hypocrisy over on the Right.
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A
So just one personal story about this. This is hilarious. And I may have told you all this before, I don't know, but Josh and I were in Italy with our sons, and we hiked up to these Roman ruins, and it was a. And the kids were pretty young at the time, you know, like maybe 7 and 11. So we do this massive hike up, like a cliff, and we get to the top and we're at these Roman ruins. And somebody at the hotel the night before it said, hey, if you go up to the Roman ruins, instead of taking the path you came up, immediately upon leaving, turn right and you can hike down through the woods. And it's all shaded and it's kind of a shortcut. And so we went up and the hike was, you know, the kids were like, bitching, like little kids do about the hike. Josh has a backpack full of 95,000 camera equipment because he can't take one camera. Not Josh Welch. Why take one when you can take five, right? I'm, you know, single, white, and free, except for my husband and my kids. And I'm, you know, I'm in a good mood. I'm always in a great mood traveling. And I always am like the most annoying mother. I'm like, okay, guys, we're going on this hike. We're going to the ruins, blah, blah, blah. So we go up, we take our pictures, do all the stuff, and immediately upon leaving, I'm like, okay, let's take this shortcut. So I turned down into the woods, and I'm just trucking because it's.
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B
You're down.
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A
I mean, and it's really woody. But I'm trucking down. I think my youngest son is right behind me, and we're trucking down. I think my oldest son was somewhere a little bit behind me, but not much. Josh was like, way, way, way, way back up the mountain. Mountain. So we get down and then we're kind of sitting on this, like, pedestrian street because the place where we were was so old, the street was not wide enough for Cars. It was just a pedestrian street. So we're just sitting there waiting on him. He comes barreling down about 10 minutes later, screaming at the top of his lungs, where did you go, Jennifer? We're supposed to stay together as a family. We. You guys, you just barrel down so fast. We should have stayed together on that mountain as a family. I can't believe you did that. We're a family. I immediately start busting laughing. I'm, like, cracking up. Because although we are a family, the four of us, and we are a posse and we are a squad, we are not the family that screams, we are a family. It's a. Especially Josh. Especially that twat. I had never had to selectively choose because he had a. Like, acting like he was some National Geographic photographer with all of these cameras and camera lenses, and he was unable to move, you know, stealthily through the woods like me and the boys were. And. And he comes down. He's got, like, leafs in his hair. He is madder than a hornet. And this was probably like, 10, 12 years ago. And still to this day. Still to this day, like, if we get separated or we're in an airport and he's walking too fast or I'm walking too fast, I go, we're supposed to stay together as a family. As a family. We're supposed to stay together as a family. When we hike down the mountain, I
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B
mean, I can just see John.
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A
Well, could you imagine Josh saying that? Like. Like we're some Disney family and we are a family listener. But we're not that cheesy, performative.
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B
No, we're not. That's not a normal thing for him. That's out of character for him.
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A
Totally. So for him to come barreling down the mountain, demanding this familial togetherness on a hike, which. Jennifer, you're always walking too fast. And we should have stayed together as a family.
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B
Oh, my God, my cheeks hurt. That's so good. You've held that story with. From me this my entire life.
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A
Oh, my God, it was. It was hilarious. You can call Josh and say, jennifer just told me the story of y' all in Italy hiking down the mountain and that she hiked too fast and that you came down madder than a hornet because you did. She didn't stay with you as a family.
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B
Family.
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A
Like, it's one thing if he would have said, like, jennifer, why do you have to walk so fast? My God, I'm carrying all this camera. I didn't have any water.
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B
But.
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A
But the framing of I abandoned the family or that somehow we weren't being familial because he hiked, because he had a backpack full of 95 different cameras and lenses that he did not need for this adventure. It was just the framing of it was just so manipulative and diabolical and hilarious. Okay, Kylie, let's do one more.
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D
Okay. The last one is from Hannah.
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F
Hello to all the legends and queens over at I've had it. I had to call in for the very first time to share mine. I've had it with billionaire defenders. So they're usually men. No surprise there.
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A
They're usually broke.
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F
Really no surprise there either. Why are you, as a man, idolizing Elon Musk? Like Elon Musk from the Epstein Files? One of the most cringe people on Earth. That's who you're gonna go to bat for in the Instagram comments? Like, it really just baffles me how people will defend billionaires with their life while getting totally fleeced by them at every turn. The bootlicking is so absurd. I've had it, Pops.
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B
First of all, I love her voice. It's very sexy and soft. And here's the thing. I will admit, I am one of those people. When I was not paying attention to Elon Musk, I assumed because he owned Tesla, that he was smart and he cared about the environment and all of those things before I took a closer look. And I did not realize the depravity of billionaires until this whole thing. Like, it exposed the MACA movement, exposed Christians. This administration has exposed billionaires for just being despicable. And how why all these people that aren't billionaires defend them is beyond me. I don't get it.
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A
I want to get back to that. You were sexually attracted to the caller's voice.
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B
Don't you think it was, like, a really good voice?
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A
I don't know. Let's ask the lesbian. Kylie, did you.
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B
Did you have a great voice?
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A
Eyebrow. Right. Eyebrow raising.
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D
It didn't. No offense to Hannah, but it didn't raise eyebrows to me. But I'm very excited that you particularly liked it. I've never heard you say that about anybody else's voice. Bumps.
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A
Sexy.
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B
It was very soothing. Sexy.
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A
I like sexy.
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B
It was sexy. Partner. Yeah.
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A
What did you just say? What'd you say?
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B
Like, she would be somebody to have phone sex with if you're going to have phone sex.
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A
Interesting.
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B
I've never had phone sex. I don't know how. I'm not opposed to it. I just don't know how.
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A
Okay, maybe. Maybe Kylie can connect you with Hannah and your lesbian journey can be complete once and for all. But problem is, Hannah, we don't know if she might treat it right. Right?
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B
Yeah.
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A
All right, listener, that is all we have. We have our makeup show in Atlanta. You might check. There's two matinees because they want us to do two shows and we're like, as long as they're both matinees. This is to make up for the bomb cyclone redo. And I think it's April 4th. Is that right, Kylie? Kaylee. That is right.
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B
Jan here.
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A
Kaylee is my hair colorist. Kylie is the executive, a producer. And there might be a few scattered tickets in there. Is there, Kylie?
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D
I think there's a few you could still snag if you were quick.
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A
All right. And other than that, we'll see you next Tuesday and Thursday. I'll tell you what I've had it with. Let's hear it. I've had it with that. Listen up, patriots, Gatriots and Natriots. We have a new podcast that has dropped. It's called I Hip News. It's Monday through Friday. Every day, 15 to 20 minute hot takes on the political landscape of the United States of America, always served with a side of petty grievances.
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B
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A
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