Fascist in the Streets, Freak in the Sheets

Summary

Podcast Summary: "I’ve Had It"

Episode: Fascist in the Streets, Freak in the Sheets
Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie "Pumps" Sullivan
Date: May 26, 2026

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Episode Overview

This raucous, unfiltered episode of I’ve Had It features Jennifer and Angie venting about the absurdities of American social and political life—ranging from sports fans’ belly bumping antics, fat shaming and GLP-1 weight loss drugs, to the hypocrisies of conservative culture and the pitfalls of over-babied Christian nationalism. The hosts also respond to hilarious listener voice memos, share personal stories, and grapple with the ongoing culture wars in their signature blend of vulgar wit and biting social commentary.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Annoying Sports Fans and “Belly Bumping”

• Angela’s Rant (01:46–02:30): She has "had it" with grown men at sporting events—especially those she suspects are MAGA supporters—who “belly bump” each other as celebration.
  • “First of all, you’re a fat ass. Second of all, get back to the couch and eat potato chips… the fact that you are belly bumping as a grown man in the stadium... that’s a bridge too far for me.” (Angela, 01:46)
• Fat Shaming & GLP-1 Side Effects: Jennifer points out Angela’s recent “dramatic weight loss” and jokes the medications exacerbate fat-shaming:
  • “I think that on all of these GLP1 medications, when they list side effects, it should say, exacerbates one's ability to fat shame filterlessly.” (Jennifer, 03:35)
• On Sports Spectators Judging Athletes: The hosts ridicule fans who criticize top athletes (e.g. LeBron James) despite lacking their talent or discipline. (06:18–08:46)

2. Penis Size Curiosity at NBA Games

• Victor Wembanyama "Research" (09:13–11:46): Angie confesses to spending “20–30%” of a Western Conference finals game focusing on determining the proportionality of NBA players’ anatomy.
  • “They had on white shorts last night. I probably spent so many minutes trying to see. And I just simply could not see.” (Angela, 09:21)
  • The conversation devolves into speculation about athletes’ routines and supportive undergarments to "cup and push" everything in place.

3. Flying Nightmares & Josh’s Ordeal

• Travel Hell Story (11:49–17:43): Jennifer recounts her husband Josh’s disastrous trip: delayed flights, stuck on a Dallas runway for 3 hours, a service dog's paws in his footspace, and enduring a middle seat—highlighting his not-so-laid-back nature.
  • “The biggest prima donna on the planet in coach in a middle seat.” (Jennifer, 17:00)
• Angela and Jennifer rib Josh for his meticulous hair care routine and inability to “roll with the punches”.

4. Listener Reviews & Penis Size Banter

• Size Queen Reputation (18:07–18:41): Seth, the producer, reads reviews drawing attention to Angie’s obsessions:
  • “Someone gave y'all one star for making fun of micro…” (Seth, 18:07)
  • “America's biggest size queen is Angela Don Sullivan. You are obsessed with both the large and the small…” (Jennifer, 18:20)
• Angie jokes about her fixation: “I'm a size queen and a dick queen and I have no dick…” (Angela, 18:41)
• The team pokes fun at Seth for removing himself from the conversation, respecting workplace boundaries.

5. News Story: First Amendment Hypocrisy & Whitelash

• $835K for a Meme (21:27–28:24): Discussion of a Tennessee man jailed for 37 days over a meme about Charlie Kirk; they highlight MAGA fragility and conservative hypocrisy regarding free speech.

  • “Their belief system, their egos, their psyches, their manhood, everything is so fragile that it’s so easily deconstructed.” (Jennifer, 22:58–23:05)
  • “That is a travesty against the First Amendment…” (Angela, 24:37)
  • Hosts criticize right wing leaders’ extreme overreactions versus their own disregard for offensive or violent rhetoric.

• Hypothetical Executive Order (28:35–34:17): If Jennifer were president, she’d order a live, humiliating reveal of the browser/search histories of anti-LGBTQ politicians (“stage 5 meltdown”), with Angie as her “Attorney General” leading investigations in a “sexy” outfit.

  • “I would demand… go get the search histories of Lindsey Graham, Moses Mike Grinder Johnson… then, as a present to America, we would do a livestream…” (Jennifer, 28:35–29:44)

6. Listener Interaction & Blue Dots in Red States

• Alice’s Voice Memo (36:26–39:59): A listener from blue dot Nashville shares a mortifying headphone mishap that exposed MAGA men to "sperm Olympics" talk in her car.
  • “I appreciate that deep down… probably made him really uncomfortable.” (Alice, 37:30)
  • The hosts argue that Democrats from red states are the best fighters and should be spotlighted nationally, as they know how to battle MAGA aggression (38:54–41:16).

7. Over-Babied Christian Nationalists

• Jill’s Voice Memo (41:33–43:53): Jill rails against large Christian nationalist families (e.g., Duffy family, Dr. Oz’s “under-babied” theories).
  • “How many of those demon spawn has Katie Miller popped out already? Enough. Enough. I’ve had it.” (Jill, 41:33)
  • The hosts mock the impracticality of mega-families and homeschooling, seeing it as paired with insularity and anti-social tendencies.

8. Weddings, Marriage, and Patriarchy

• Personal Anecdote (43:53–47:07): Flashbacks to dividing money for weddings vs. education funds; Jennifer gently calls out Angie’s past, more patriarchal mindset regarding gender roles and marriage. Both agree lavish weddings correlate with quick divorces.

9. Whitelash & White Inadequacy

• Colin’s Memo (47:34–48:52): On the idea that "whitelash"—the backlash to Obama—is not just about black power, but about white inadequacy and jealousy.
  • “They see this Ivy League educated black man rise… Meanwhile, these people can scratch all the white privilege together … It’s pathetic, it’s sad, it’s finger pointy, and I've had it.” (Colin, 47:34)
  • “White bigoted jealousy… is one of the most dangerous things on the planet.” (Jennifer, 48:52)

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Memorable Quotes & Notable Moments

• Angela on sports belly bumpers:

  • “First of all, you're a fat ass. Second of all, get back to the couch and eat potato chips…” (01:46)

• Jennifer on LeBron trash talk:

  • “LeBron would completely kick your ass in 2.5 seconds. Quit acting like you are commensurate with LeBron James.” (07:53)

• On the dangers of conservative projection:

  • “Their belief system, their egos, their psyches, their manhood, everything is so fragile that it’s so easily deconstructed.” (22:58)

• Vision for petty government revenge:

  • “I would demand… get the search histories of Lindsey Graham Moses, Mike Grinder Johnson, Josh Hawley… And as a present to America in the defeat of Trump, we would do a livestream…” (28:35)

• Alice’s blue dot report:

  • “I appreciate that deep down… probably made him really uncomfortable.” (37:30)

• Colin on Whitelash:

  • “Whitelash isn’t just a response to black power. It is an internalization of white inadequacies.” (47:34)

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Important Timestamps

• [01:46] – Angela's rant on belly-bumping at sports events
• [03:35] – Side effects of GLP-1 weight loss drugs: increased fat shaming
• [09:13-11:46] – Angie’s NBA anatomy analysis (focusing on Victor Wembanyama)
• [11:49-17:43] – Josh’s flying horror story
• [18:07] – The “size queen” reputation cemented in reviews
• [21:27] – Man jailed over Charlie Kirk meme; First Amendment hypocrisy
• [28:35] – Executive Order fantasy: revealing politicians’ browser histories
• [36:26] – Alice’s voice memo: embarrassing MAGA men at the car shop
• [41:33] – Jill's memo: Over-babied Christian nationalism
• [47:34] – Colin's memo: Whitelash as white inadequacy

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Tone & Style

Bold, brash, self-aware humor with explicit language and metaphor, mixing sharp pop culture/political commentary with raunchy banter. The hosts set a confessional, no-holds-barred tone—delighting in political incorrectness and gallows humor—which is embraced by their lively, outspoken audience.

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For Newcomers

If you enjoy cathartic comedy that calls out political and cultural hypocrisy with unfiltered candor, I’ve Had It offers a deeply irreverent perspective on modern America. Expect sarcasm, R-rated jokes, genuine friendship, and a dose of righteous indignation—all blended into one wild hour.

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(Please note: Timestamps reflect content after the start of actual show, skipping ads and intros.)

Transcript

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[Angela]

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[Angela]

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[Jennifer]

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[Jennifer]

so are we supposed to start the podcast?

[Angela]

Ready? 1, 2, 3.

[Jennifer]

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[Angela]

Okay, what I've had it with is when you go to a sporting event and you see these men who. Who give off maga. Maybe they're not, but that's what I see. And when they celebr, they belly bump each other. And these are grown ass men. And I'm just like, first of all, you're a fat ass. Second of all, get back to the couch and eat potato chips and drink your, you know, heavy butt or whatever. Like the fact that you are belly bumping as a grown man in the stadium. I saw three different people doing it last night. Now, granted, we're in Oklahoma, so expectations are low, but that was just. That's a bridge too far for me,

[Jennifer]

the belly bumping the bell.

[Angela]

If athletes do it, I'm all in because they're part of the game. But Bozo the clown and his brother doing it in the stands to me is just damn near offensive.

[Jennifer]

Wait, they did it to you, like, wanted to belly button?

[Angela]

No, but like to each other. Like instead of just a group high five.

[Jennifer]

Okay.

[Angela]

Or a fist bump it was a jump up, put their stomachs out, and belly bump like they were players.

[Jennifer]

I've never seen players belly bump.

[Angela]

I've. I've seen it. I know I've seen it. Probably more football than basketball, but I'm just like, calm down. You're not a player.

[Jennifer]

Let me ask you this. Are the bumps on the belly such that they protrude in a fashion and are of a certain type of squishiness that the bumping kind of like we have a vibration? Makes sense.

[Angela]

Yeah. Yes, exactly. Like the bellies are out Anyway. And I will just say for the record, I'm sitting there last night, and I look across the court, and guess who I thought that I saw?

[Jennifer]

Alex. Don Jr. Alex. So much to unpack here. Number one, your dramatic weight loss on GLP1s is called. Caused your fat shaming in overdrive. I just want to point that out. Okay? I'm not judging it. I'm just. I'm just making mere observations. Okay. And I think that on. On all of these GLP1 medications, when they list side effects, it should say, exacerbates one's ability to fat shame filterlessly. Fat shaming may be a side effect. I'm not judging. I'm just saying that should be listed.

[Angela]

You may start to love fat shaming.

[Jennifer]

There's no. No body positivity in pumps. GLP1 plan. And then.

[Angela]

Especially if I think you're MAGA.

[Jennifer]

And then the second thing that I wanted to point out is. What was the second thing you said there at the end? Okay. I want to point out to the listener that for the last two years, everywhere we go, pumps and I go to lunch, if we're, like, driving somewhere and we're, like, meandering through a parking lot looking for a parking spot, she's like, oh, my God, that guy looks just like Don Jr. Yeah. Oh, my God, this guy looks just like somebody in the political. Political world. Yeah. And so let me ask you this. If it was Alex Jones, would you talk to him?

[Angela]

No. I mean, I wouldn't have, like, gone over and fronted him out because he was across the court. The guy I thought was Alex Jones was across the court. But if I would have walked by him, like, would I have said, hey, fat ass, you suck?

[Jennifer]

Here we go. There's that side effect of GOP one again,

[Angela]

too.

[Jennifer]

I. I can tell Alex Jones is on GLP ones.

[Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Angela]

He's had a dramatic reduction in. In size in the last six months.

[Jennifer]

I. I think anybody. I mean, I think it's Kind of a miracle drug. Except for the side effect that we've been discussing right now.

[Angela]

Right. Except for the fat shaming comes out in people.

[Jennifer]

Filterless, judgmental fat shaming. The belly bump. I'm trying to think if I've had it with that.

[Angela]

And that's close. You're in confined quarters in an arena. You know, you have your little seat. And so it's. There's a lot of things that could go wrong. You could fall over, you could knock somebody drink over. And I just, I. I really. I've had it with people that sit in the stands and act like I'm. I'm doing this. This is on me.

[Jennifer]

Here's what's.

[Angela]

Just an extension.

[Jennifer]

Here's what I don't like. When I go to basketball games or tennis matches. Those are the only two sports I go to see. So these people are incredibly athletic, like.00001% of all of the human beings. Gifted athleticism plus, you know, hours of rigorous training, dedication, all the stuff. And then you've got the aforementioned belly bumpers whose weight I may or may not just leave for the audience imagination because I'm trying to be better and embrace more body positivity. Unlike my bigoted co host, America's top podcaster, Princess Diana, podcasting GLP1 user and right. Angela. Angela Pump Sullivan. I. I don't like it when they act like somebody. Like LeBron James is a pussy or something.

[Angela]

Right?

[Jennifer]

I went to this Lakers Thunder game in Los Angeles, and we were sitting on the Oklahoma City side behind the bench, and I was with my son, my husband, one of my sons, one of my husband's. My only husband, my son, one of my sons, my husband, and Hassan Piker, the controversial Hassan hiker that Fox News loses its mind over and centrist Democrats lose their mind over. And this guy sitting right in front of us. And we're pretty close to the court, like three rows back, and this guy's sitting in front of us. He's OKC guy. LeBron goes up to shoot free throws, and this guy's like, you, LeBron. Hey, LeBron. You.

[Angela]

You're a.

[Jennifer]

And I'm like, all right, you need to pipe down. Pump the brakes, you prick. LeBron would completely kick your ass in 2.5 seconds. Quit acting like you are commensurate with LeBron James. I'm sorry, he's 41. I agree he's older for a basketball player, but he's LeBron James. And I was cheering for the Thunder, but I opposed this Thunder fan trying To. It's one thing to trash talk, like air ball, that stuff, but LeBron is at the line. He's one of the, you know, probably the second best basketball player behind Michael Jordan to ever play basketball. He's 41 years old. He's scoring 20 points a game still at that age. And here's this rube from Oklahoma sitting there calling LeBron James a pussy. And I've had it with that.

[Angela]

Yeah, I've completely had it with that. Or acting like, God, you missed the shot or something. It's like, bitch, you couldn't even handle the basketball. So please stop with the criticism. Yeah, I think people generally, they just suck. But I will give you an update. You know, I. On our Memorial Day show, I just. It has crossed my mind every time I see Victor Wembanyama, I think P is proportional at all.

[Jennifer]

He has a revive size.

[Angela]

It's got to be huge. So I mean, I. They had on white shorts last night. I probably spent.

[Jennifer]

Oh God, no.

[Angela]

So many minutes trying to see. And I just simply could not see. Which led me to the thing like, can you tuck for a basketball game? Could you do the whole basketball game being tucked? Is that what they do with it?

[Jennifer]

So you went to game two of the Western Conference finals. And how much of that game, how many of the four quarters. There's four quarters. How many of those quarters did you spend looking in between Victor Wignana's legs and thinking about the size of his penis?

[Angela]

I'd say 20 to 30%. I mean, I was focused. I was focused on it because I thought I've got to be able.

[Jennifer]

I think the thing is, is they wear these little shorty panties. They wear these. You know, everything's kind of. They can't have stuff. They can't. It's a physical sport. You can't have your schlong flopping around to where. If it was flopping around where you could visibly see it, then think about how vulnerable.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

This is with our anticipated guesstimates of the size of it. Right. How. What a liability that would be if that thing were visible to the eye through the shorts.

[Ad Voice]

And then.

[Jennifer]

Because, I mean, just scale wise, I agree. So I don't think that means anything because. And now you pumps the next NBA game, you've planted this seed in my head. I'm gonna start looking at all of them. This is what happens. I kind of go, you don't get laid.

[Angela]

I don't just. I mean, I would say 25. Was Victor Wembanyama just trying to assess the size. But I went through, I went through every team. I was not discriminating based on height. And I was just like, can it.

[Jennifer]

I didn't, did you see any penises? Were you able to answer? So they have to have, they wear these little athletic shorties, these little panties that they put on where stuff is cupped and pushed. And you know, I'm sure that there's probably like a pre grain, pre game spank and I'm sure they all have, you know, all these rituals that professional athletes have. I know that's kind of gross to think about, but you would think they probably would have some, you know, I eat and then I beat off and then, you know, because it's all about their body. Their body is their commodity. And so I'm sure, I mean, I think it's the aforementioned loser LeBron James, who spends like a million dollars a year on his fitness, his diet, all of his stuff.

[Angela]

Yeah. So those were my observations from the Thunder gang.

[Jennifer]

Well, thank you so much, Angela for the updates on your evolution and fat shaming and cracking the case. It's not me cracking the case on your penile missions that you go on. Okay. So I don't really have a grievance as much as I have something that you're really going to enjoy. It's, this is for you. Pumps. So Josh Welch, the husband of mine, the hypochondriac, the second greatest legal mind in podcasting behind you, he had to fly a couple of days ago, was supposed to fly to out of state to get a client and bring him to court in Oklahoma. And for those of you that live in the Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas kind of area, AKA Tornado Alley, you know, in the spring, oftentimes you hear the phrases be weather aware and you know, storms rolling in and then there's all of these crazy like meat curtains and rain curtains and you know, all these, all this descriptors for the tornadoes and all the types of stuff that happens, right? So he goes, he has, there's not a direct flight to his destination. And I'm going to keep this vague because I don't want to give away any of the details of his privacy, but he had to fly to Dallas to connect a flight to a different city. And so he left the, he went to game one of the Western Conference finals when the thunder lost. He got two hours of sleep because he had to get up at 3:30 and he went to the Oklahoma City World Airport and whatever and he, it'll always be world to me. And he gets to Dallas and then there's storms, or as they say in Oklahoma. We got weather. He never makes his connector. He arrives in Dallas at 7:30am they said, you're not going to make it, blah, blah. They book him on a flight going back to Oklahoma City at 1:00pm it gets pushed back four or five hours. He gets, finally gets on the plane. He sits on the Runway for three hours waiting for air traffic control to clear him for takeoff. So at this state in his travel, he could be in Dubai. I mean, he's 12 hours in on this thing at this point. So he sends a message to our family group text. And he says, on Runway in Dallas. This is in the evening now. And he's been in Dallas for hours. Listener. It's like a two hour, 15 minute drive from Oklahoma City.

[Angela]

Yeah, he could have rented a car.

[Jennifer]

So it says on Runway in Dallas, going back home. I never got out of Dallas. Pretty brutal on two and a half hours of sleep. And then he sends an image of just shooting down to where his feet are in the seat. And it says, I've been on the Runway in Dallas for three hours and the surface dog behind me is right up on me. And in this image, you can just see those dog paws. They're like in his foot space. Okay. And then it gets better. He says, I'm in coach in a middle seat, too.

[Angela]

Here's the thing. I'm laughing because it's him.

[Jennifer]

I told you I had a great story for you. I knew you would love this. I knew that because Josh would love

[Angela]

it if this happened to you on top.

[Jennifer]

You and Josh are like brother and sister. And so if this happened to you, Josh would enjoy it. And I, I couldn't deprive you of this. No, that's the service dog encroaching. And then the final crude, the final text that he's in. The biggest prima donna on the planet in coach in a middle seat. And then I FaceTimed him the next day and he said, you know, I could have put in the family text how miserable I was and how I was just melting down. Or I could just lean in and show the family what a leader, even tempered, and how I just take life and roll with the punches. I was like, oh, yeah, that's what you do.

[Angela]

That's what you do, Josh, you're a role.

[Jennifer]

Let me tell you what I've had it with. Here's one thing I've had it with. Josh acts like when he, when he meets somebody for the first time, he's like, oh, I'M so laid back. And he appears like if you meet him and you're just going to a dinner or something, he's a pretty chill guy. This is such a lie. A bald faced lie. Because he is so not laid back about anything. I mean, that's why. Knowing that he went through this day because it would push him. And I just had to share that with you.

[Angela]

Yeah. No, Josh, first of all, the what. What I love about the middle seat so much is people don't realize Josh is super tall. I mean, he's like 6 4. He says he's 6 5, but he's so. That's a lot of person in a middle seat. But just going through Josh's hair care routine, he's not laid back. He has more products than you and I combined over the last 10 years.

[Jennifer]

Yeah. No, no. There's nothing laid back about him. Nothing. When he wants something, he wants it right that immediate second and just wears

[Angela]

you out until you do it.

[Jennifer]

Yeah. All right. Welcome to I've had it. I'm Jennifer.

[Angela]

I'm Angie.

[Jennifer]

Seth is producing the show today because Kylie has abandoned us to take a couple of days off. Hello. Hello. How are you?

[Seth]

I'm doing great. How are you all doing?

[Jennifer]

Great. I like your shirt.

[Seth]

Thank you so much. I've got some reviews for you. Do you want some reviews?

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

Yes.

[Seth]

Okay. This might be one of my favorite reviews of all time.

[Jennifer]

Okay.

[Seth]

Five stars from Burn Them All. Someone gave y' all one star for making fun of micro.

[Jennifer]

That is. That goes into your column. Angie. America's biggest size queen is Angela Don Sullivan. You are obsessed with both the large and the small. I think an average sized sports dick you just wouldn't even be remotely interested in. You're only interested in grande or pequena.

[Angela]

You know what's funny about that? You know how you always say MAGA is capitalist with no capital or whatever it is? What do you say? I am like a size queen and a dick queen and I have no dick. I mean, there's not a dick around me within miles. I haven't been laid in. Like, I probably wouldn't know a dick if they came up and put it right next to my face. It's been so long, it's. That's probably why I'm obsessed with it.

[Jennifer]

I. I think that's exactly why you're obsessed with it.

[Angela]

Yeah. Like at the Thunder game.

[Jennifer]

I think that's exactly it. Just out of curiosity, the belly bumpers, are you going teeny weeny or donkey dick?

[Angela]

I was more Soft serve on them.

[Jennifer]

Did you see how Seth immediately accidentally.

[Angela]

Yeah, he's like, I'm out.

[Jennifer]

For those of you that are listening, we were all on screen together and we started. I just started asking pumps about penis size again, and Seth just immediately removed himself from the stream. Yeah, that's. You know what? I appreciate that our staff draws boundaries with your inappropriate discussions of penis size and fat shame. And this is. This. I can't even believe we're calling ourselves progressive. I mean, this is just unbelievable. Seth, you can come back now.

[Seth]

I. I'm HR assistant, so I just couldn't legally be in that conversation.

[Angela]

Fair.

[Jennifer]

Yeah. You are an employee of the week. Yeah. It would really put you in a. Okay, what's the next review?

[Seth]

Okay. Another five star. This one's from. Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes. Huge fan. They say listening to Jennifer and Angie get straight to the point and call out the immense hypocrisy with such foul eloquence makes me instinctively fist pump.

[Jennifer]

Love that. That's excellent. Excellent. Okay, what's the last one?

[Seth]

Okay, the last one. It's from Restored Sanity. Thank you, ladies. Kylie, Jennifer, and Angie. Seth, you have restored my sanity. Coming from a politically disaffected family, leaning right in parentheses in a world where people have been blowing Bubba since I was born. I thought I was the weird one. Humanity community. Who values that? Well, women with conviction. I've had my patience tested and I'm negative. I wish all the conservatives a life of soft serve, and I'm not ashamed to say that I've had it.

[Jennifer]

You see pumps. You see what you do to the electorate. You see what you're doing?

[Angela]

You see that the soft serve perfectly. Used these perfectly.

[Jennifer]

You see that it's contagious. It's contagious. The penile shaming and sexual performance shaming. All right, I have some news stories I want to discuss with them.

[Angela]

Okay, good.

[Jennifer]

Okay, let's pop this up. A man gets 835, 000 settlement after being jailed for Charlie Kirk meme. Kyle Griff on X. A Tennessee man who was jailed for 37 days in jail for 37 days over a Facebook post he shared after the killing of Charlie Kirk just agreed to an $835,000 settlement with the sheriff's office that detained him in the post. Larry Bushart shared memes that accused Turning Point USA of perpetuating hate. So here is the meme that he was arrested for and he. It just says, this seems relevant today. And this is the day that Charlie Kirk was shot. Trump said on the Perry High School mass shooting one day after we have to get over it. So Larry Bushart posts we have to get over it about Charlie Kirk. So he basically puts up a mirror to maga. And as MAGA does, it is they're so fragile. Their belief system, their egos, their psyches, their manhood, everything is so fragile that it's so easily deconstructed. The meme depicted, this quote said, we have to get over it. The local sheriff claimed the meme could be interpreted as a threat against Perry County High School in Tennessee since both locations share the name Perry.

[Angela]

What?

[Jennifer]

The school district reported having no records at all related to Buschart or the post. He was charged with threatening mass violence and held on a two million dollar bond he couldn't afford. The district attorney declined to prosecute the case and dropped the charges. Buschart's lawsuit later argued that the sheriff's office could not produce a single record showing anyone viewed the meme as a genuine threat. And the local school district reported having no records at all to this post. Angie?

[Angela]

Okay, here, this is, this is what enrages me. Donald Trump, after a school shooting, as a president, said, we're just gonna have to get over it. And that was fine. Nobody had a heart attack. Nobody was worried about. Nobody thought that was threatening. That was just, oh, that's just Trump. Maybe that's just what we should do because we've all got to have 27 AK15s or whatever they're called run around. But yet when you repeat it, you're threatening high school. I mean, first of all, that sheriff should be immediately sh. Can. I mean, that is unethical, immoral. I'm sure he won't be because I'm sure his, you know, the voters like him. But that is, that is a travesty against the First Amendment. I'm glad the sheriff's office had to pay. I hope the sheriff gets shaken. But I just, I get so tired of when people repeat things that Trump says or Charlie Kirk said or whomever you want to pick in this regime. It's fine when they say it, but nobody's allowed to repeat it or it's hateful or threatening. I mean, that is the biggest bunch of horseshit. It enrages me.

[Jennifer]

Yeah. And I think it's important to point out that, you know, they wanted to martyr Charlie Kirk. And no, nobody in Charlie Kirk's orbit, not one person has brought up gun violence. Charlie Kirk himself d talking about gun violence and how important the second amendment was to him. What's interesting about the Turning Point case is Charlie Kirk was financed by this guy, this like 70 year old billionaire that wants to make kids hateful little bigoted pricks like Charlie Kirk was. And like all of the Turning Point people are and make all the women as batshit crazy and psychotic as Erica Kirk is. So this guy funds Turning Point. And they have two main things. The last four years they're anti vaccine vaccines have caused all of these problems and they are pro gun. The 70 year old dies of COVID and Charlie Kirk gets shot. They died for the things totally preventable deaths. Totally. Because that's the thing. They died owning the libs. Yeah, they died thinking they were owning the lips. And the thing about the libs are, is like my thing is like Charlie, you're so stupid. Like you didn't own me. I never ever feel like owned by them.

[Angela]

Never.

[Jennifer]

Like they get so triggered if we call. If Hillary Clinton calls them deplorables. Joe Biden called them trash. Stage 5 meltdowns, fetal position, snot slinging, Jesse Waters in a complete tailspin. You and I get called constantly all of these things. I couldn't care less. It really doesn't mean anything to me that some dipshit triple trumper thinks we're witches or we get too much botox. All of that's true. I'm not even going to put up a big argument to it. We are botoxed up witches. It does not affect how I think. It doesn't change the fact that MAGA is an anti family pro pedophilia death cult. It doesn't change that. So you can ridicule me all you want, but their worldview and their social conscious is so weakly constructed that if you expose one tiny truth about them, you put up the slightest mirror, maybe it's even a vaguely opaque mirror. It will always be the stage five meltdown. It surprises me zero that the sheriff is in Tennessee. Tennessee is also the place where you saw the imagery of the state congressman who is a black man standing up against the white KKK looking security guy or other congressman preventing him from going in as they remove black representation in Tennessee. So it surprises me zero that Tennessee is on get it gotten in the elevator and said what is lower than the lowest floor that we can go? How can we up and kill and take away rights of people? And I guarantee you, guarantee you a lot of the people involved in the decision making to arrest this guy and detain him for 38 days. I would bet both of my French bulldogs lives on it. Let's say there's five men involved. Four of five have very troubling pornhub searches. I'm just saying. And I'm fine. If they want to have to do that stuff. I'm fine. I don't care if they're into trans porn. I'm fine with it. What I care about is the hypocrisy.

[Angela]

Yeah, I completely agree. And they're 150 million percent all went to the voting booth to vote for Trump so many times if I was

[Jennifer]

ever president, and this would be really unethical, but I would do it anyway. I would demand that, like all of the people that have voted against LGBTQ equality and all of the people that have voted to remove black representation in certain states, I would demand, I would make it an executive order. On day one, after I tore down the ballroom, my first executive order would be go. And you would be in charge of this. I'd put you in charge of. You would be my Attorney General. And I would say, get all this. All the military, all of the agencies. Go get the search histories of Lindsey Graham Moses, Mike Grinder Johnson, Josh Hawley. Get all of the Google search history, the pornhub history, the Grindr accounts. All, all of it in pain staking detail. I want no stone left unturned. And then, as a present to America in the defeat of Trump, we would do a live stream, however long it took. PowerPoint presentation in breathtaking detail of every single moment. Like, like, Ted Cruz watched this part of the porn and then he rewinded it, and then he watched it again, and then he rewound it even deeper. And then the next day, he went back to this part in the porn. And we're all going to watch it together. We're all going to watch what Ted watched together. And now we're going to watch what Lindsay watches. And then, you know, little Moses, Mike Grinder Johnson, and you know, he lives with a man in D.C. that answers the door in his panties. This is true. You can look it up. I want to know what they're watching together. And it would be a gift. I would just say, I don't know if this is legal and, or ethical, but I know we need this.

[Angela]

Right?

[Jennifer]

And so we are going to, we're going to release all of this titillating information as a, as a group therapy for the nation. Do you think I could win if I ran on that platform?

[Angela]

I'm just. While you're sitting here talking about this, I've never heard this idea. I was thinking this is the most brilliant. Like, I've heard you say a lot of brilliant things.

[Jennifer]

Thank you.

[Angela]

This is it. This is number one. And you know, I'm equal to the task. I will go in and I will crawl in that ass. Yeah, I will find every. You know who else I want to throw in there, too, though.

[Jennifer]

Yeah.

[Angela]

I think we've got to throw in a bunch of state representatives, like, from Oklahoma. You have to have Mark Wayne Mullins.

[Jennifer]

Well, I agree, but he's. I mean, he's. He's a state. He's a senator. He's not local anymore. Oh, yeah, yeah, no, of course we would get to that. But that's not as interesting nationally. I want to focus. I want to focus on the big. The biggest hypocrite. Like, today, it would be like, I would petty. I would go up to the. From the. I would. You know, I'd make it from the Resolute desk, and I would make you stand behind me and how Trump makes everybody stand behind him. But I also think it would be great to have, like, some of the hottest, like, federal marshals and FBI agents, like, really, like, dress, like, really sexy, too. And I want you and, like, catch me, fuck me heels and, like, bright red lipstick and, like, your red glasses. And you can go sergeant and you can have, like, a little ruler. Tell us what Ted Cruz's information said, and then as they're giving the presentation, I'd like to see you, like, looking, trying to check out their dick size. This is just the type of therapy that I think the country needs. No, I think you would be a great attorney General, and I think you could find a way around the law to do that.

[Angela]

Well, I mean, if Pam Bondi can do it, I've got to be smarter than her, right? I mean, Todd Blanche, I've got to be smarter than him. Like, I'm embarrassed if I'm not.

[Jennifer]

Gotta be. But this would be your. Your main initiative.

[Angela]

I. I would love that. Can we look at Cash Patels, too? Just for shits and giggles?

[Jennifer]

100. He's on board. But here's this. A lot of these men are just broken straight men. You know, Cash Patel's. I bet. I bet his is, like country music sensation orgies, you know?

[Angela]

Okay. Can we add just one thing to my position? Yeah, I think this would be. I think this. I'd be really good at this, too. Like, I've got a strip search. Cash. I've got it with the measuring tape.

[Jennifer]

Cash.

[Angela]

This explains so much.

[Jennifer]

Oh, you want to do a live piece?

[Angela]

I Want to just like line them up and just be like.

[Jennifer]

Oh yeah, that would really. That's like your make a wish foundation right there. So if you could line up all the, all the men and that's the thing. I could, I think. Would you, would you go or would you raw dog? Because I would say if I, if

[Angela]

I, if I have gloves. This is science.

[Jennifer]

Right? So. And I, and I think you have to have a ruler, your glasses on, and you have to be the measure.

[Angela]

You have to pass matte suit to make sure I don't germ it up.

[Jennifer]

No, I think you have to be dressed kind of slutty. You know how Kristi Noem when she dresses up like a plumber and a CPA and she's trying to look like a sexy cpa? I think just for America, for the healing, you have to, you have to take the sagging dragons and you have to be dressed in quasi slutty.

[Angela]

Yeah. Like, I mean, push up bra, maybe like a sexy nurse.

[Jennifer]

Yeah. No hazmat suit. There's no fun in that. Like in order to really humiliate them, I think it has to be like you have to let your femininity be on full display.

[Angela]

Which is tough for me, but I would do it for the cause. But you know, it just my, my hypothesis is all of these guys have sexual issues or little bitty peonies and like, so this would be real science. I bet I could write it up. I mean, if RFK can be HHS secretary, maybe I'll write an article for the American Journal of Medicine about. We have found the, we found the link.

[Jennifer]

Maybe you could do what RFK did to that raccoon. You could just castrate one of them. Keep it home to look at and study for. After a little bit of time you can just. Lorena Bob at that. For our younger listeners, Lorena Bobbitt was this woman that got mad at her husband, Joey Buttafuoco, and she cut his dick off, got in the car, drove down the street and threw the out the window. Not all heroes wear capes.

[Angela]

No, that's right. I will never forget it. I was in college and we were in a car and I remember that came on like the radio news and

[Jennifer]

we were all like nuts.

[Angela]

It was crazy.

[Jennifer]

It was great.

[Angela]

And then they reattached it.

[Seth]

Did you know she was released recently?

[Jennifer]

Really?

[Seth]

Yeah, she, she. I saw a tick tock that she made recently, just vaguely referring to the incident. And people in the comments were like, oh my God, it's the qu.

[Jennifer]

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[Seth]

Yes, I do. And this first one is from Alice.

[Jennifer]

Okay, this is Alice.

[Alice]

I'm reporting from a blue dot in a red state, Nashville, Tennessee. Hi, Jen. Hi, Pumps. So I just had a experience thanks to your episode called the Patriotic Jerk Off. I took my car in for an oil change and sat down, put my headphones in, was just relaxing, having a giggle to myself in the waiting room. And then all of a sudden my headphones cut out and I realized, oh, crap, the car. So the young man pulling my car around heard Jen talking about the sperm Olympics and pumps talking about jacking off. And I reach for my phone, trying to pause it, and of course, you know, I was all flustered and poor man couldn't look me in the eye. But at the end of the day, I think it's hilarious that some, some MAGA had to hear about jacking off and sperm and probably made him really uncomfortable. Uncomfortable. And I appreciate that deep down. Thank you ladies for all you do. We're hanging in here in these red states. Love you.

[Angela]

Bye.

[Jennifer]

Think about how bad this episode's going to be. I'll tell you what, you take this one to the car wash. This is a real doozy. I mean, she starts out fat shaming. And then we basically castrated all of the MAGA administration after completely committing several crimes, revealing all of their privacy, breaking several amendments. But you know what? How many laws? We don't care. We don't care. We are human rights violators for good or democracy. I have to say that the blue dots and red states, man, we have to organize for, you know, living being a blue dot in a red state for so many years is so traumatizing because you're, you just, you're never a part of a national conversation. It leaves so many good fighters out. And I just think the Democratic Party should go to Oklahoma, go to Tennessee, go to Alabama, go to Mississippi, go to Arkansas. Those are your best Democrats in the country. And you know why? Because they, they know who the enemy is. They know how to defeat them. They know how to go low. There's no going high when you're a blue dot in a red state. They know how to get scrappy. They understand the assignment. And they also understand how dangerous MAGA super majorities are. You know, in New York, I always get so tickled. People are like, oh, we can't stand Kathy Hochul.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

And I'm like, oh, my God, what a dream.

[Alice]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

How. What a luxury. Let me tell you about Kevin Stitt, the governor of Oklahoma. This basically is. Is dumber than a box of hot rocks. Wakes up every day. He like, he's like Jethro. Remember the Beverly Hillbillies?

[Angela]

Yes.

[Jennifer]

You're like Jeffrey.

[Angela]

Great comparison. Kind of looks like him a little bit, too.

[Jennifer]

Yeah. Just a complete, total Christian nationalist. Thinks he's smart.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

Which is the worst kind of stupid. The worst stupid people are the ones that think they're smart. That's like an extra layer of stupidity. Yeah. And that's what, that's what Governor Lim Dick is.

[Angela]

Agree.

[Jennifer]

And you know what? He's going to be replaced by somebody dumber because nobody listens to the blue dots and red states. So then, then it causes voter apathy and then all of these Republicans race to the bottom and start out crazying each other.

[Angela]

Yeah. My favorite part of that is she couldn't look me in the eye.

[Jennifer]

But see, you know what she knows. She knows like any, any blue dot woman in a red state. It's so easy to dismantle a MAGA man. It is the easiest thing on the planet. But the coastal Democrats, you know, they won't go there. And it's just so easy. I would just launch pumps to talk about penis size. I mean, these guys would.

[Angela]

They would.

[Jennifer]

Because the problem with the Democrats are, is they let the Republicans be on offense all the time. We need to be on offense.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

We need to be crazy and go, I don't understand what the. This party's deal is with genitalia. My only thing I can assume is that Moses Mike Johnson must have a small dick because I've never seen somebody talk so much about genitals. Be so obsessed with gay Sex. I'm thinking he thinks about dick a lot. Does he have a big dick? Do we think? And I think you just go with it. Go with it, go with it. And. And what we are doing the Democratic Party, like, we're past civility right now. And I know that some people will say, oh, no, but we need to be. I'm like, we need to get democracy back.

[Angela]

Right?

[Jennifer]

And then the idiots, like, the immature idiots, like, pun. Tonight we'll retire the podcast and we'll let the adults make boring podcasts. But until then, we have to fight in the gutter in the sandbox with our toys.

[Angela]

Yeah, no, you're so right about that. I would love to. To be civil, but we're so far past that. It's in the rear view.

[Jennifer]

Yeah. And it's kind of fun to be petty.

[Angela]

So fun. It really is.

[Jennifer]

All right, Seth, who's next?

[Seth]

All right, up next is Jill.

[Jill]

Hey. Gen Pumps, Kylie. And other males who work there. Let me tell you what I've had it with. I've had it with the over babied Christian nationalists. Okay? Remember how a couple weeks ago Dr. Oz was rambling in that White House meeting about how it's a problem that we're under babied? No, the problem is that some of these crazy fucks are over babied. Like the Duffy family with their bullshit road trips, spending our tax dollars driving around the country with their nine children. Who the needs nine children in 2026? Like, do they have a farm that they need farm hands for? Or some. I'm like, how many of those demon spawn has Katie Miller popped out already? Enough. Enough. I've had it.

[Jennifer]

I saw that. The over baby thing. What's interesting about Dr. Oz is I believe he's Muslim. Am I right about that? Can you fact. Can you fact check that for me, Ryan? Which shows you that like, all the bluster and all the of. Of Trump and all that is that all that white Christian nationalist stuff is just something they use to keep the uneducated racist rubes.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

In the cult. But I agree with the caller. I mean, you get. I mean, somebody tells me that four or five kids, I just start. It's interesting and that's really judgmental of me, but I just think it's too many. I kind of thought when you had three, you were really pushing it, Angie. Yeah.

[Angela]

You know, here's the thing. I wanted four, but three was plenty. Like, growing up, I thought, why did you want race as an only child? So I didn't have any siblings. And that's like, it's lonely to be the only one. So I thought, I'm gonna have this great big family. And then no, three.

[Jennifer]

I could.

[Angela]

You could talk me into threes Too many. I wouldn't give my third back. But you know what I'm saying, Like, of course, not as a principal, but even me with three kids, when somebody says, yeah, we have four, five. I'm thinking, you're nut. Nut. And if they say, you're home, we're homeschooling, I'm immediately like, get the. Away from me, you freak. Like, the homeschooling is. And it's always the people with a bunch of kids that are homeschooling. They. Those two just go. Somebody with 10 kids probably didn't send their kid to school. They're probably homeschooling.

[Jennifer]

Totally. They always do go hand in hand. Which. I thought about this yesterday in the shower. I don't know why this came into my brain, but I decided to wait. You know, I don't know. I always think about weird shit. And I remembered when we were younger and your husband had settled a case for a large amount of money. So listener, Angie's ex husband was an attorney and he'd been working on this case and they'd been through hell with their marriage. And it was like she was kind of clinging on that, okay, at least he settles this case. And my husband sucks. But at least maybe I'll have.

[Angela]

I'll have many. Let's just call it what it is. High, high end prostitution, marriage wise.

[Jennifer]

Exactly, exactly. And I am. What? I wanted you to have it. You earned that money. I sure did. I remember asking you at the time, and we've never talked about this, so it'll be interesting.

[Angela]

I don't even know if I remember.

[Jennifer]

I asked you at the time, so what are you going to do with the money? And you said, well, I told Kurt, you know, we'll put this amount in this kid's college fund, this amount in this kid's college fund, and this amount in this kid's college fund. And then it was like double the amount of all of those for Emily, which is her daughter. Listener for Emily's wedding fund.

[Angela]

That was him. That was not me. That was he.

[Jennifer]

It was you.

[Angela]

No, but I'm. But he was the one that insisted on that. But. And now I'm like, my daughter and I are going to get a war over this because I don't value marriage. So I don't think.

[Jennifer]

I mean, I want to. You're doing a Little revisionist history.

[Angela]

I remember specifically asking many conversations about it.

[Jennifer]

And I remember specifically asking you. I go, what if she doesn't want to get married? And you were like, well, no, she just will. I mean, that's what I go, what about the weddings for the sons? And you were like, well, no, they're. It was very patriarchal and you were very defensive.

[Angela]

Yeah, the. Why the Emily Post. The woman pays for the wedding, the grooms pay. Yeah, I can see all of that. But I just, I found it so odd that he. I mean, I was probably all in it. I'm not saying I wasn't. I'm just saying, like, I remember him bringing it up more like I didn't think of that. He thought of it.

[Jennifer]

That's interesting.

[Angela]

Weird. Given his history, who knows?

[Jennifer]

But it's interesting. Like, I remember when you said it, it was probably, I don't know, mid 2000, like 202008 or something. And I remember thinking like, wow, that seems so old fashioned. Not that if, if somebody wants to put a savings somewhere to help their kids pay for their wedding, but I also think, like, with where we are now and of course our record on the podcast, I think we've determined through our own research that the more you spend on the wedding, the sooner the divorce comes.

[Angela]

Yes, we have conducted that.

[Jennifer]

We've conducted that research.

[Angela]

You look at it because if you're more like, I look back, I was more interested in the wedding than I was the marriage. And it wasn't even close. I was interested in the bridesmaids, in the parties, in the dresses. The husband was just something I had to the box. I had to check to get all the other stuff. And you can see how great that worked out for me. You can see that was rock solid thinking on my part.

[Jennifer]

So this is just obvious. So, you know, I told you I went to these two really, really, really expensive weddings and I'm talking these people probably I had had to have spent 3, 4, $500,000 and both are divorced. And these were in the last 10 years, both divorced. Anyway, let's, let's move on from this and let's do one final voice memo.

[Seth]

Last one is from Colin.

[Colin]

I just listened to your last episode where you talked about white lash, I. E. The backlash of white people against the Obama years. I've had it with that. But I also want to just take it a step further and say what very few people are saying, and that is that whitelash isn't just, you know, a response to black power. It is an internalization of white inadequacies. They see this Ivy League educated black man rise to the highest political office in the world alongside his Ivy League educated wife, who has since become a global cultural icon. Meanwhile, these people can scratch all the white privilege together in their life to buy themselves a ticket out of Fish Kill New York. It's pathetic, it's sad, it's finger pointy, and I've had it.

[Jennifer]

Well, Colin, I just, I just couldn't agree with that anymore. White and yeah, hygiene and pumps.

[Colin]

I'm gonna.

[Jennifer]

White inadequacy. That is definitely what is on display with the MAGA regime.

[Angela]

I completely agree. And putting people down based on race, sexuality and all that, that's all they have. Because they know how bad they sat. Like they could not survive in a meritocracy. So they have to make. Makes somebody else feel terrible.

[Jennifer]

I agree. And I think if you're threatened by somebody else's excellence, it just shows how broken you are as a person. Like, I'm always so happy when my friends, if they make more money than me, if they have more successful jobs or happier relationships, I don't see that as an affront to my existence. But with maga, they see anything that a marginalized person accomplishes on their own, Right? Exactly. With all of the odds stacked against them without having everything teed up for a drive down the fairway like the white people have, if they see them succeed, then it's just, you know, like, jealous, party of one, your table's now available. And a white bigoted jealousy. A white bigoted, jealous person is one of the most dangerous things on the planet. All right. Please subscribe to this podcast. Subscribe to our other podcast. I hit news order my book. It's called Not Today Fascist. And the link is right below in the show notes. And we will see you guys later.

[Angela]

I'll tell you what I've had it with.

[Jennifer]

Let's hear it. I've had it with that.

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