I've Had It – Episode: "Fox and Friends with Benefits"

Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Date: April 14, 2026

Episode Overview

This episode of "I've Had It" is a trademark blend of sharp wit and social commentary, with Jennifer and Pumps airing their latest grievances against everyday annoyances, political drama, and cultural absurdities. The conversation careens from the terror of dental drills to airport irritations; from the performative nonsense of AI nail dryers to the hypocrisy of Fox News personalities and the hilarity (and horror) of cousin marriage debates in Florida. As always, the hosts mix humor, irreverence, and pointed political barbs as they engage with listener voicemails and dissect the lunacy of current events.

Key Topics & Discussions

1. The Ever-Awful Dentist Drill

• Silent Dentistry Envy
  • Pumps' Grievance: No evolution in dental tool noise in 50 years.
    • Quote: "If somebody can go to the moon, they can make these dental tools [silent]." – Pumps (01:00)
  • Search for quieter tech is ongoing; quieter electric drills exist, but total silence is unattainable with current tech.
    • Kylie reads from AI support: "While technology is improving... the immense power requirements make complete silence difficult to achieve." (05:35)
  • Notable Exchange:
    • Jennifer: “Did you ask the dentist why we have not evolved, sound-wise?” (02:01)
    • Pumps: “She said, 'I’ll see if I can find out for you for next time.' Which means, 'Shut the fuck up. You’re 56 years old. Put your big girl panties on.' That’s what I took it as.” (02:08)

2. Airport Aggravations and the Infamous "Plane Train"

• Naming Nonsense:
  • Jennifer rants about the Atlanta airport tram being dubbed the "plane train."
    • Quote: “It’s not a plane train! There’s—It’s not... It just irritated me to no end.” – Jennifer (03:31)
  • Satirical breakdown of how the naming must have originated in a trying-too-hard branding session.
    • Quote: “It’s just the lipstick on the pig situation. Nobody’s happy at the airport. Stop trying to overenthusiastic us at the airport.” – Pumps (08:11)
  • Theme: Over-infused cheerfulness in miserable places is more irritating than comforting.

3. The AI Nail Dryer Saga

• Tech-Based False Security
  • Jennifer shares her journey from ignorant contentment about “hand cancer” to paranoia, all thanks to her nail salon hyping up (then quietly pulling back) their "AI UV" machines.
    • Quote: “I was never worried about hand cancer ... and now I never have to worry about it again because this salon uses the AI things.” (09:04)

4. Fox News Mockery & "Cracker Barrel Rant" Fallout

• Jennifer’s On-Air Nemeses
  • Recap of Jennifer being called the "C-word" by Greg Gutfeld after her Cracker Barrel rant is recirculated in right-wing media.
    • Quote: “He called me a cunt. What? The C word?” – Jennifer (16:04)
  • Satirical takes on Fox hosts' personal appearances: "Muffin Top" Gutfeld, "Press Pants" Jesse Watters, and speculation their merch should cater to ‘male bras’ and Spanx.
    • Quote: “Spanx for men and male bras would be a banger on whenever Trump relaunches his merch store.” – Jennifer (18:00)

5. Political Hypocrisy: Cousin Marriage in Florida

• DeSantis and Fox Focus
  • Florida’s ongoing legality of cousin marriage compared to both redneck and Islamophobic scapegoating.
    • Quote: “DeSantis associated the problem with the rise of Islamic extremism. Under Sharia law—he had to inject Islamophobia into the redneck cousin culture in Florida.” – Jennifer (30:56)
  • Listener stories: Pumps recalls a real-life Oklahoma cousin marriage divorce case.
    • Quote: “Just shut the fuck up. Get a divorce and move on.” – Pumps (31:40)

6. Listener Grievances: Hilarity & Honesty

(Listener voicemail/voice memo segment featuring):

• Kelly (Chips & Dating):
  • Brilliant analogy comparing shrunken snack bags to in-person disappointment after filtered online dating.
  • Quote: “People are hiding behind this shiny veneer... once you strip that away... they can’t kiss, they can’t eat ass... they cry after they come. It’s crazy. I have had it.” – Kelly (32:59)
  • Hosts appreciate the escalation.
    • Jennifer: “The evolution of this grievance is just a master class. We started with a bag of candy, and we ended up with eating ass.” (34:10)
• Amanda (Zoom Calls and Crusty Old Men):
  • The tyranny of video-on demands from men who never bother to look presentable.
  • Quote: “Maybe don’t ask me to get on camera if you yourself cannot be attractive.” – Amanda (36:23)
  • Leads to discussion of men’s hygiene vs. women’s, with focus on “tt stains” and “skidders.”
  • Quote: “A lot of men are not shaking and or dabbing the top of the penis and then they’re putting it back in their britches...” – Jennifer (38:14)
• Brooke (J.D. Vance Loathing):
  • Withering take: “J.D. Vance is the number one cause of vaginal dryness in the United States.”
    • Timestamp: 44:17
• Jennifer (Performative Social Media):
  • MLMs and public breakdowns are both reviled and addictively watched.
  • Quote: “There is nothing that I love more than watching somebody implode on social media. Love it.” – Pumps (48:43)
• Talia (Airport Baggage Claim):
  • Frustration at people crowding baggage claim so others can’t get their bags.
  • Quote: “Can we all take like five steps back like civilized people...” – Talia (51:26)
  • Jennifer describes her passive-aggressively “gracious” high-road tactic at airport lines to subtly shame line-cutters.
    • Quote: “By all means, you go first. Like, I want to be smug, fully gracious at the airport.” – Jennifer (52:47)

Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On dental drill noise:
  • Pumps: “If somebody can go to the moon, they can make these dental tools [silent].” (01:00)
• On Atlanta’s “plane train”:
  • Jennifer: “It’s not a plane train! ...It just irritated me to no end.” (03:31)
• On Fox News hosts:
  • Jennifer: “Fox, they have a lot of fun with us. And honestly, I have a lot of fun with them. It’s a tit for tat, back and forth.” (17:40)
• On cousin marriage news:
  • Jennifer: “This is her work response, right, as her co-anchor mentions the cousin marriage... There’s no, nobody can give side eye like a black woman. It’s just—they are undefeated in this department, period.” (29:25)
• Listener Kelly’s evolution:
  • Jennifer: “The evolution of this grievance is just a master class.” (34:10)
• On men’s lack of hygiene:
  • Jennifer: “A lot of men are not shaking and or dapping the top of the penis... and then we’ve got a little wet spot right at the end of the turtle head and everybody sees it.” (38:14)
• On J.D. Vance:
  • Brooke (Listener): “J.D. Vance is the number one cause for vaginal dryness in the United States.” (44:17)
• Social media meltdowns:
  • Pumps: “There is nothing that I love more than watching somebody implode on social media. Love it.” (48:43)

Memorable Moments & Humor

• The “AI nail dryer” guilt spiral.
• Attacks on over-enthusiastic airport branding and “plane train” lexicon.
• Exchanging petty stories about Fox hosts’ appearance and hygiene.
• Listener voicemails that escalate rapidly and comically—from chip bags to eating ass.
• The group’s shared delight in witnessing social media breakdowns.

Structure & Flow

• Begins with “What have you had it with?” roundtable.
• Each grievance segues into relevant digressions and sharp back-and-forths.
• Listener audio is interspersed for crowd-sourced irritations and support.
• Consistent tonality: irreverent, raw, left-leaning political humor.

For First-Time Listeners

This episode exemplifies the show’s raw honesty, merciless satire, and warmth between hosts and community. It’s equally a comedy pod and a therapeutic airing of cultural grievances—peppered with lefty political takes and joyous, self-aware pettiness.

Timeline of Notable Segments

• 00:22 – Dental drill noise rant (Pumps)
• 03:44 – Jennifer’s “plane train” tirade
• 05:33 – Update: Why aren’t dental drills silent? (Kylie)
• 08:11 – “Lipstick on a pig” airport complaints
• 09:04 – Jennifer’s AI nail dryer story
• 16:04 – Greg Gutfeld calls Jennifer “the C word” on Fox
• 30:56 – Laws on cousin marriage & DeSantis scapegoating
• 32:59 – Listener Kelly’s candy-to-dating grievance
• 36:23 – Listener Amanda on “crusty old men” in Zoom calls
• 38:14 – Under-discussed topic: men’s “tt stains”
• 44:17 – Listener Brooke’s J.D. Vance rant
• 48:43 – Pump’s love of social media meltdowns
• 51:26 – Talia’s baggage claim complaint
• 52:47 – Jennifer’s “gracious” airport tactics

Tone

Unfiltered, mocking, often political, always self-aware and inclusive of both serious critique and silly sidebars. The hosts and callers keep caustic humor and honesty at the forefront.

For More

• Listen to the full episode for deeper context.
• For political deep-dives: Check their spinoff, “I Hip News.”