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Jennifer Welch
so are we supposed to start the podcast?
Pumps
Ready? 1, 2, 3.
Jennifer Welch
Patriots, gay trios, Black Trio, Brown Trio, and any of the Triots I might forget. We love you. And these fascists can do what? Pumps. All right, pumps. What have you had it with today, Jennifer?
Pumps
I've had it with so many things. Like, I could start right now and never take a breath because I have a litany of hats. I'm just gonna go with the one that has me the most hot and bothered. And that is you go into an app and it says you have to update this version. Okay, fine. You want to brag about your new technology, fine with that. What bothers me and what I've had it with is once you update the app, then you have to re enter your username and password and you don't get the life hack of your phone. Just putting it in for you. This happened to me this morning. I can't get in to a banking app that I've had for, for 16 years because I don't know the fucking username and ID. Well, I don't know what I had for breakfast. Okay, so let's start there. So that's my problem. But 17 years. I don't think anybody should be expected to remember something for 17 years. So now what has to happen is I have to get my fat ass into the car and I have to go to the bank and I have to tell them and they're like, oh, you can just send it to your email. No, I can't, because fucking hackers hacked into that email and now I don't have that email anymore. On top of that, the new email that I had that Kylie set up, I'm going to have to tell them is 69 at the end. Then after all of that, I'm going to go back and use the same app that I've been using for 17 years, that I have to do all that and spend my whole day with it, because nobody wants the customer to be able to use anything easily. It's just a fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. If you're a user of an app and I've had it and I'm sick of it and I'm tired, tired, tired of it, don't help me with technology, just keep it the same. I'm.
Jennifer Welch
I hear you.
Pumps
The.
Jennifer Welch
The complications with managing a smartphone can be overwhelming, especially at your advanced age. And so I have incredible empathy for you. The whole password thing and logins, the. The point that you make about an old email address, that's where it gets you every single time.
Pumps
Every time.
Jennifer Welch
Because I have an old email was entered in, like in 2009 when I first got an iPhone, and now I don't use that email any longer. And then there's some rogue app somewhere. But the. The stuff that's supposed to make our lives easier sometimes makes it far more complicated. And it's the phone updates, app updates, computer updates. The updates are never updates to me. They're down dates,
Pumps
they're downgrades. You're right.
Jennifer Welch
It makes it harder. Yeah. They're not improvements.
Candace Owens (clip)
They're not.
Pumps
They're not improvements. And I've also had it with my forehead. And I'm this close to going to get bangs today because the older I get, the bigger my forehead gets, the saggier my boobs get. And I just. I feel like.
Jennifer Welch
Stop it. Stop it. You just called yourself a badass. You just critiquing your appearance all the time. We spoke about your bikinis the other day, and you just bashed your stomach. You, in the last two years, have lost £100. You look incredible. Be kind to yourself. I know that, but don't you exercise? No. I think you look gorgeous. Quit micromanaging your appearance. You look better now than you did at 40. You look awesome. Quit being so mean to yourself. Micromanaging your appearance. You're. Like I said, you are getting up There. And you look incredible. You look a million times better in your 50s than you did in your 30s and your 40s. You take incredible care of yourself. You are sober. You exercise every day. All of the things you used to browbeat me for exercising now become a part of your everyday life. Used to browbeat me for being, you know, particular about my meals. And now you're that way. Your skin looks incredible. Your hair looks incredible. Your figure looks incredible. Don't be so hard on yourself. Quit calling yourself old. Quit calling yourself fat. Quit picking on your forehead. I've had it. That's my. I've had it. Be nice to yourself.
Pumps
Well, thank you, Jennifer. I really appreciate that. Because every time I look at this, I just think your forehead is growing.
Jennifer Welch
No, it doesn't. Stop it. Stop. Stop fixating on yourself. You look great. Stop it. Don't be so narcissistic about your narcissist there for sake. Stop it. Stop it. I've had it. I've absolutely had it with that. Quit. Be kind to yourself. Be kind. Think about where you were three years ago and where you are today. It is a 180 degree turn.
Pumps
Well, thank you.
Jennifer Welch
And you know that. So stop. Stop nitpicking yourself. It's not healthy. And I'm not going to tolerate it.
Kylie
I.
Pumps
Don't be mad at me.
Kylie
Not really.
Jennifer Welch
It takes too much energy to be mad at you. Pumps. Okay. The I don't have and I've had it. Other than you being. Not being nice to yourself. But that I've had it. That I want to do today is a. I get it. I guess, or I'm into it. Hit it. I hit it. So there's this. There's this accepted rule in the world that. That the DMV is a miserable experience.
Kylie
Yeah.
Jennifer Welch
And all of my experiences at the DMV until yesterday have been that miserable experiences. Yesterday, my son and I went to the New York DMV at 145 W 30th St, the express DMV. We filled out all of our paperwork in advance online. We booked an appointment. We walked right in, we scanned the code for our appointments. They gave us a number. And I was like, here we go. Sat down less than 30 seconds. Our number was called. We took our photographs. They sent us back down with the same number. She's like, you need to go and sit back down. They'll call you up again now that your photo's done. So I was certain that that's when I was going to sit there for hours again. 30 seconds a gal named Jackie with a smile and a can do attitude helped us. And not only that, they have a dj, an assigned employee that plays a playlist. And it was like soul, hip hop, rhythm and blues. And I mean, Jackie and I, as we're doing it, we're both kind of bouncing the whole time. And then I look over at my son Roman, we're all. And I go, who says the DMV isn't lit? So I want to say this to the city of New York City, to the state of New York. The efficiency, the workplace environment, the can do attitude, allowing your employees to play great music to make a workplace that exudes joy in a infamous, infamous, miserable place like the dmv. I am now looking forward to losing my license so I can go back and see Jackie and we can bust out a couple of eight counts. Because from start to finish, going in and going out was a ten minute deal.
Pumps
Really?
Jennifer Welch
Yep. 145 West 30th Street, New York, New York.
Pumps
Jackie, you know, very few things do I love more than efficiency. And it sounds like this was just a master class on efficiency.
Jennifer Welch
It was incredible.
Pumps
How nice to hear that.
Jennifer Welch
How nice when your government works for you, when it is run efficiently, where the employees are happy and you go into a workplace that there's nothing sexy or lit about the DMV. But I'll tell you, the employees at 145 W 30th St have made it as such. I had the best time at the dmv. I got a little exercise. I popped out a couple of eight counts. I made a friend in Jackie. I had the. It was high times. So I'm not going to be negative this episode. I've decided because of my experience at the dmv.
Pumps
Yeah, I mean, that really makes me happy because I'm fondly remembering my DMV appointment. That was. The carpet was so fucking nasty. I probably could have gotten a disease just looking at it at it. The lines were slow. We are still check marking off on paper. I don't think there's an option to fill out online. So I, I am very jealous and congratulations. That just sounds fantastic.
Jennifer Welch
It was incredible. It was just an incredible experience. Kylie, have you gotten your New York license yet?
Kylie
I have not.
Jennifer Welch
I'll tell you who to go to.
Kylie
Jackie.
Jennifer Welch
Jackie, 145 West 30th street at the DMV.
Kylie
I'm kind of excited about that. That makes me kind of want to do it.
Jennifer Welch
I'm just telling you. I mean the. It's incredible how efficient it is. And that's why I think people, like, with Zoran Mumdani, it's like everybody's like, oh, he's gonna do all this. And Sharia and all this crazy, you know, just conspiratorial. You know how scared MAGA is, or, you know, their pants about comedians and all sorts of. But he's doing things where he's showing that government works for the city, like the potholes and things. Obviously, the DMV is the New York State, but when you see a state that funds these agencies that we need, we need to make sure people have licenses, we need to make sure their identification is legitimate, et cetera, et cetera, where it's funded and it is not a miserable experience, then it makes you realize, okay, I'm going to work. I'm going to vote for politicians that will deliver for me. So it almost makes you think it's intentional in a state like Oklahoma to underfund the DMV so that the electorate hates the government all the time because they're incompetent. And so I just want to say blue state, blue policies, great dmv. That's all I'm going to say. It's anecdotal, but it. I'm into it. I want to go back. I'm going to lose my real ID as soon as I get it.
Kylie
Why don't you come with me?
Pumps
Throw it away the minute you get it so you can go back.
Jennifer Welch
You know, Kylie, I don't really like to go out. I'm quite agoraphobic in the evenings after I filmed, with the exception of walking my canines. So that might be a date for us.
Kylie
I'll.
Jennifer Welch
I'll chaperone you to the DMV to see my friends.
Kylie
I think we found a way for us to just hang out.
Pumps
You can introduce her to your f. Your new chosen people. You know what my favorite part about that is? The dj, because music does like. It just kind of. It's hard to be mad if music. Good music's playing, like elevator music. Not talking about that, but like fun music. It's hard to be mad and stuffy about that.
Jennifer Welch
I agree. All right, Kylie, what do you have for us today?
Kylie
You know what? I've got to hit it today as well.
Jennifer Welch
Oh, good.
Kylie
It is all the right wing headlines that have been going on about YouTube.
Jennifer Welch
Oh, good, I love this.
Kylie
I collected a couple for you.
Pumps
Okay.
Kylie
The first one is from Mediaite, and they literally wrote in their headline, quote, he liked and he liked killing Jennifer Welch mocks Lindsey Graham after his death in shock rant.
Jennifer Welch
Where's the lie?
Pumps
That's what I thought when I saw this. And where's the shock? I will tell you this in terms of positivity. I have seen a million people talking about Lindsey Graham and 100 of them like he was gay, and he shut the door on gay people after him. So I don't even think, like, classifying the fact that Lindsey Graham likes. That's not shocking. Everybody knew about it, and he. He advertised on Fox News. He's into killing. So the fact that this was a shock rant.
Kylie
I agree.
Pumps
Was completely disingenuous.
Jennifer Welch
I completely agree. I'm just like, where's the lie? And why is this newsworthy? And why are y' all playing possum? Why are you acting like dumbasses? I mean, everybody, even Republicans, everybody on the planet says, of course Lindsey Graham was gay. It's a known secret. But there's the whole ladybug reporting. Then there's the. The actress Jesse James Rose that came out.
Katie Miller (clip)
Who.
Jennifer Welch
You know, nobody has fact checked it. And I believe her. I believe her that Lindsey Graham paid her a stack cash while he was dressed in his red panties and hired her to do sex acts on him. And I believe her. And I think that there is an abundance of these. And I mean, clearly all he talked about was killing his biggest warhawk on the planet. I'm just. I appreciate the media attention on these things, and I would like to give a shout out and a welcome to the New York Post interns that are watching the show, and especially a shout out to the Fox interns that started watching our show so that Greg, Jesse, and others have something to talk about other than the fact that your political party is a anti family, pro pedophilia death cult. Guys.
Kylie
All right, here's another one. I really like this one. Headline is crusty white person, Jennifer Welch says crusty white people need to embrace multiculturalism.
Jennifer Welch
Oh, burn, Burn.
Kylie
Okay, then we've got another one here. Jennifer Welch is jealous of Erica Kirk because she looks like a shriveled turnip and nobody loves her.
Jennifer Welch
That's it. Who's this? Sam J. That's the author.
Kylie
Yeah. This is from Twitchy, I believe is the.
Jennifer Welch
Yeah, I'm so jealous of Erica Kirk. Every day I wake up and I'm just like, oh, my God, I want Erica Kirk's life. That looks incredible. Yeah, I mean, she really leads by example because I definitely want to be Erica Kirk.
Pumps
You know, here's the thing, Jennifer. I just want to go on record that I love you. So somebody loves you. Me.
Jennifer Welch
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Kylie
Okay, and then. Pumps. You're not in the clear. I've got one for you. It says, screechy insufferable woman casually admits on podcast that she hated being around her.
Pumps
That's true. That's 100. All of it's true. Screechy, insufferable. I didn't want to be about my kids. That's true. I like them way better now.
Jennifer Welch
Oh, God. You know, it's just so fantastic that they like the critiques like that they think it like hurt like that that would hurt our feelings or that, that they think like every woman wants to be like Erica Kirk. And it's just the two different realities. Like nothing in any of that even remotely. I think my blood pressure went down. I think my beats per minute went down because it's so not newsworthy, any of it. Nor is it does it rile me up. But I was tagged in something on Instagram the other day. Pumps. I went ahead and reshared it, but it was like some right wing rag. And it's like Jennifer Welch says, raising your children as Christians is child abuse. And it was the conversation that we were having about evangelical Christians, Christianity and telling your children that they are born bad and that if they do not blindly obey their parents and their pastor and their megachurch pastor, by the way, and God, that they're going to burn in hell forever. And I'm going to say it again. I think that is child abuse. And the evidence ferrets that out. There are group after group after group after group of X called exvangelicals who have religious trauma and religious suffering. So you can all you want try to make me into the boogeyman on this, but the fact still remains that these people have been abused and they have still been traumatized. It's kind of like your fool's errand maga with trans people. You can try to erase them all you want to and bully them and diminish them, and in your mind you think you're going to defeat them, but the fact will remain trans people exist. And so the fact remains that the megachurch boom of the 80s is doing incredibly abusive work to people that it takes decades for them to reconcile and deprogram out of. And pumps can but speak to that.
Kylie
Still.
Pumps
Still working on it. Let me just tell you something. It's when everything you've ever known and been taught, when you figure out that it's. It rocks your world, it rocks who you are what you think it causes great angst and shame. Like how could I have been so stupid? When you have critical thinking on points A, B, C and D, but you are so willing to throw that away on other points that that creates turmoil and unrest and sadness and anxiety and just an all over unrest in your, your inner soul. And then not only that, when you figure out this is not going to work, this is not real. I've been doing everything I'm supposed to do and I'm in a thousand times worse position than if I would have been logical and critically thinking my whole life. Not only do you have to deal with the ramifications of your choices, then you have to deal with the ramifications of your. And I'm not an existential person necessarily, but you're, you have to say, okay, everything that I thought about the world is wrong. And now I have to review and rep. Perspective the view of the world. And then that includes looking at the people in your life that indoctrinated you with that. And then you have to. I'm like suffer with one thing that was so important to my mother. It's something that we can never be aligned on. Something that I know would cause her so much harm and hurt and, and I have to be on the opposite side of that. That is not fun. That is very hurt. I have cried many tears over that. So it is lifelong. It is not easy, it is painful out the gazoo and it makes you feel like a dumb on top of everything else. So I know that this is real because I have been in therapy over it for over a decade, at least eight years on this specific topic.
Jennifer Welch
Yeah, yeah, I think it's, it's really sad. I think that obviously growing up in the Bible, not only you, but other people. I've known some people kind of early, like Kylie, you know, in college, was kind of like this didn't seem right and moved on. But the people who go later in life like you, it's, it's, it's even harder to unpack. And the shame that the religion puts on you would far supersede the shame of being brainwashed and indoctrinated, in my opinion. Shame that if you have a lustful thought, shame that if you are not quote unquote obedient to God, that to me is the far more damaging component of shame, the brainwashing component of the shame than any shame you would feel afterwards. So think about it in those terms because the, the shame that I saw you carry with your religion was far Far, far, far, far bigger than what I see now because I don't really see any.
Pumps
No, I agree with that. But I think another thing that you're indoctrinated with is shame. Shame becomes your passeng. God reads your thoughts and he can tell you what's going. You know what I mean? So like.
Jennifer Welch
And that's the abuse, right? That's where the abuse is. That's right. It's just, it's incred to me. It's incredibly abusive to tell a kid if you don't believe this way, if you don't think this way, Satan's going to torture you forever. And I also just think it's weird as to start talking about sex and abstinence with like a 5 and 6 year old. And all these evangelicals do. It's weird. Okay, listener, I'm going on vacation next week and I wanted to buy some new pieces. I think we all like to do this when we travel. You want to a new little wardrobe hit for your trip, right? And that's why I love Quints because vacations are expensive and you can't just buy a bunch of clothes too. So Quint delivers the best items. Timeless. I recently bought their 100% European linen pants and they are fabulous. I got these washable silk camis to go with them. I'm even going to wear them on the podcast. And so with Quint you can add to your vacation and not completely go broke. Because everything at Quint is priced 50 to 80% less than similar brands because they work directly with ethical factories and cut out the middleman. So you're paying for exceptional quality and not the brand markup. And in addition to clothes, they have bedding. And I recently discovered they have beautiful 14 karat gold jewelry like simple hoops or delicate chains that make your outfit look that much more effortless. Listener make your summer wardrobe feel easier. Go to quints.com had it for free shipping on quarter and 365 day returns. Now available in Canada too. That's Q-U-I-N-C-E.com had it for free shipping and 365 day returns. Quince.com had it. You guys, recently my washing machine started leaking and I came home from work and there was water all over my wood floor. And I start panicking because I'm like oh my gosh, the wood's going to start warping. I'm freaking out. And then I know also this is going to be so freaking expensive. Expensive. It's just awful to have to spend money on things like that. Not on something that you get to hold and touch and use and enjoy, but on home repairs. That's why I've signed up for Homeserve. It's like a subscription for your home. For as little as $4.99 a month, they've got your back. Regular homeowners insurance usually doesn't cover a lot of the day to day wear and tear, plumbing failures like mine, H vac breakdowns and electrical issues. It's super simple. Listener. You choose a plan for your needs and budget and when something on your plan goes wrong, you just call their 24.7hotline to start the repair process. Listener, your next costly home repair is already coming. So act now and get protected with a plan through HomeServe. For 50% less your first year, go to HomeServe.com had it to find the plan that's right for you. That's homeserve.com had it for 50% less savings compared to renewal price void. In Florida,
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Jennifer Welch
okay, speaking of weird people, let's talk about Katie Miller. So Katie Miller attempts her first ever solo episode of her, as we like to call her podcast here. Fireside chats with Nazis podcast. She's a new mother, so surely she has a lot to say about the love and laughter in her home. No, that's not what she talks about. She's coming unhinged right now about. Let me check my notes here. Listener Grey's Anatomy. Let's play the clip.
Katie Miller (clip)
So in the beginning of Grey's Anatomy, you have a gay actor, but you have no gay characters. About two to three seasons in, you start to have a lesbian couple and a lesbian actor. And then probably in the 2000 and tens, that's when you start seeing a gay marriage. Then you see gay adoption. And then you start going, and I'm gonna pull this open because I actually have. I noted this the other day. By 2017, we had a trans man. In 2018 we had multiple different deportation themes with ICE officers. In Grey's Anatomy in 2021, they started to show Black Lives Matter riots where you had people actually being injured by police officers and demonization of police. In 2021, you also had white men apologizing for being white to Black actors. In 2022, there are multiple characters of different ethnicities and body types. This is when we're supposed to celebrate the fatness of America and this body conscious lifestyle that has since been a relic of the past thanks to GLP1. And this is where you deviate from Hollywood as a society, from what looks like as America, because why are they pushing this on you? Why are they pushing that everyone should be gay and lesbian and transgender? And that's when Hollywood stopped being about entertainment and started pushing their political beliefs on Americans. And so that's what I've done with my postpartum life thus far as I've sat here and watched Grey's Anatomy and thought about how it's corrupted all of us as society.
Jennifer Welch
Katie, you ignorant. All you have to do is not watch Gray's Anatomy. It is a free country, no thanks to Stephen Miller's efforts to make it something other than this. But for you to volunteer under your own volition to get your remote control and watch episode after episode after episode after episode and then become a victim of your very own choices perfectly encapsulates what a.
Kylie
A.
Jennifer Welch
What a twat. What an insufferable scumbag you are. This is personal accountability. I thought this was the epicenter of maga. Guess what? I don't watch maga.
Pumps
Shit.
Jennifer Welch
I feel dumber for having had to watch that for this podcast because I would never in a million years sit down and watch your podcast and then become a victim of it. Because I think you're stupid. And I think people that watch your podcast lose IQ points. But on top of that, that's the nicest thing I can say about you is that you're stupid. It you are a bigot, you are a racist, you are a vile human being of the highest order. You want to what, tell lesbians they can't have plot lines on Grey's Anatomy? Who the do you think you are and why the are you so scared about gays, lesbians, gay marriage, trans people, blm? Have you ever really sat down with the black community and understood what over policing means? Oh, God no. Because that would mean you would have to have have critical thinking and empathy. So off. Katie Miller, you.
Pumps
I absolutely applaud everything you just said. And as I'm Listening to that. Like her gripes. They're putting this on screen. Holloway Hollow. Hollywood's doing all this. This is the. That's happening in real life. This is what's going on. Homosexual people marry other homosexual people and they have children. The police actually did and continue to kill black people. Like, none of this is anything out. It's not like Shonda Rhimes sat down and said, I'm gonna make up a story today. I'm gonna just pull from the air. So the fact that she is so disconnected from reality and what's actually happening. And I'm just gonna say this. Katie, you are on Fox News every day talking about how teenagers need to have mothers and the declining birthright. You have discovered motherhood. Like you're the first person to do it. Why aren't you at home with your kid? Why are you not sitting at home breastfeeding and braiding hair instead of sitting and spreading hate? And on your post, when you had this fourth or second generation Nazi, fourth in line in your family, you posted we are House. It's full of joy, love and laughter. You are not full of joy, love and laughter. You are full of hate, cruelty, and being eaten up with the dumb shits. I cannot stand this woman. And I will just say, adding on to an episode that we had not long ago, I googled it. Katie Miller is 5:1 on the Internet. The picture of her and Stephen Miller, he's maybe an inch taller. So we got 5:2. That's my bet on him. Okay, I'm done.
Jennifer Welch
Yeah, it's just. It is. It is wild to me how. How these people get triggered so easily. Like, the antidote to. To how miserable she is is multiculturalism.
Pumps
Right?
Jennifer Welch
And she chooses misery every single day. Like, I cannot imagine deciding to wake up and watch a show. Like, if I were to watch some, I don't know, some evangelical Christian themed show. And then I did a whole podcast ran about how much I hated it. I hope that you all would look at me and go, don't watch it. You have autonomy. You have free will to not watch the show.
Pumps
I.
Jennifer Welch
News flash, Katie. Liberal, atheist, progressive, leftists, all the stuff antifa. All the stuff y' all want to say about me. Never watched one episode of Grey's Anatomy despite not ever watching that. I support every single plot line that you. You said love it. Support it. Not triggered by it. Love that you're triggered by it. So glad you put this in the video. Permanent record forever so that my grandkids, when they go to school and they learn about this era. They talk about the Nazi fascists and they go over your son and then they talk. I mean your husband probably son at some point too. They go over your husband and all the that he did. Basically copying Joseph Goebel's speeches etc and then I hope, then they say and here's what the wives were doing. And I hope they play that clip right there. And I hope everybody in the class goes, God well. Because I know they will because anyway, let's go on. There's more. She also later hit send. She. She made a tweet, okay. And then she hit send on it reiterating the exact same crazed thoughts on the show. Pop this up. I've spent the last month re watching Gray's anatomy from season one. Gray's premiered on ABC in 2005. Before Hollywood went woke in the first season there were no gay characters despite the actor actually being gay. By the 2000 and tens we had a lesbian couple. Oh my God. Sound the sirens. A lesbian couple. By 2017 we had a trans man. By 2018 we had multiple scenes with deportation themes and ICE officers. In 2021 we had riots against the police where people were getting injured by police. In 2021 we had white men apologizing for being white. In 2022 there were multiple characters of differing ethnicities and body types. Oh my God. Oh my God. Multiple characters of different skin colors. Jesus Christ, what is going on with America? Then in 2022 we had a toddler boy dressed as a girl who wanted to transition. In 2022 they introduced a non binary character. Grey's Anatomy has been on TV for so long that it's starting to Hollywood fully butcher entertainment in a short time span. Can you imagine that you would make a podcast about what a nut you are, how unhinged you are and how untriggered you are. And in case people's medium of learning isn't video, you thought I want to make sure the people who absorb information through reading truly understand what a coward and how triggered and what a snowflake I am. So I'm going to go and put it in writing and publish it as well. So that every on the planet, regardless of how they learn. I'm going to Montessori this thing. I'm going to meet people where they are and I'm going to show them exactly how triggered and unhinged I am by things that. That affect my life. Zero.
Pumps
Right?
Jennifer Welch
Zero. None of these things. Gray's Anatomy, the lesbian couple, the trans character, the non binary character. My Favorite is multiple characters of differing ethnicities. None of those things affect Katie Miller's life. The main thing that affects her life is her right and Stephen Miller, which is her. She chooses every day. She chooses on purpose to sleep in the bed with him. She chooses to breed with him. She does all of that on purpose. So she is her problem. All of her problems start and end with her.
Pumps
You're totally right. And here's the thing. Grey's anatomy is like 21 seasons. He's been on the air for like 20 plus years.
Jennifer Welch
I imagine by the time she ends it, she probably, she's taking notes on
Pumps
her phone like, this is. I don't like this.
Jennifer Welch
There's own the libs.
Pumps
There's a black person on this show,
Jennifer Welch
a lesbian. There is a lesbian couple.
Pumps
I mean, like, what the.
Jennifer Welch
But imagine how vanilla her life must be.
Pumps
Right?
Jennifer Welch
Like I have a lesbian sitting across five feet from me right here, you know, I mean, I have a gay employee 15ft away from me right here. When I leave here and walk down in the middle of the streets, it's going to be multiculturalism out the wazoo. She must live in a world around a bunch of white people. Which brings us to. We all just saw the video of her Kylie still shot. Is this a Caucasian? I don't give a about this stuff, but if somebody said this is my friend Katie and then I met her for a while, said, what's her ethnicity? Where is she front? If somebody said Iran, I'd go, yeah, that track agree. No, Iranian people are some of the, you know, most fabulous. I mean, she's got great hair. I mean, I hate giving her any compliment, but that isn't exactly white Anglo Saxon right there.
Pumps
She appears to me to be the exact racial profile that I going to arrest. Like being married to Stephen Miller and full of hate would not protect her from an ice raid because she looks the part and that's what she fails to see is that she is going
Jennifer Welch
or does she see it? And that's why she's trying to whitewash.
Pumps
Yeah.
Jennifer Welch
By Talking about in 2022, there are multiple characters of different ethnicities and body types. Yeah, let's talk about, let's talk about a body type.
Pumps
Katie.
Jennifer Welch
Let's dive right in. Stephen Miller.
Kylie
Miller.
Jennifer Welch
Could you get his body type up? Let's dive into Stephen Miller's body type. Let's do it. Because I, I find it offensive. I find it offensive that he and Jesse Waters with reckless abandon. I think it's so disrespectful to your Marriage. Katie, I find it incredibly insulting that. Okay, look at the height right there. She's five one according to five one, five, three, tops.
Pumps
It's just these people are insufferable on every. Every scale. If you had a scale of a hundred marks of an insufferable person, she would be platinum score winner every time. Only to be outdone by her fucking husband. I mean, this is a couple that should have immediately been taken out of the gene pool immediately. These are the two people that according to reports that I read around the time of their wedding, these were.
Kylie
These.
Pumps
These people were so fucking miserable that the only other person on planet Earth that would even date them, them, much less marry and breed with them, were each other. This was the classic, as you told me once early on in my marriage debacle. This is craziness. Moth to a flame.
Jennifer Welch
There's not a planet in the world. Nothing about these people is normal. No, nothing. And anyway, I want to move on from. From this. I think we're. We browbeat her enough for today.
Pumps
Just today.
Jennifer Welch
Just today. Okay, let's move on to Candace Owens. Candace Owens always manages to somehow out crazy herself. And I admire. I. I hate to say it, I admire this trait. I really do. And I. I know it's terrible, but I want to be honest with the viewer and the listener. This week, she has done the impossible and made Charlie Kirk's murder even more about herself. Pop this up.
Kiana (Shopify Testimonial)
Wow.
Jennifer Welch
Cinema shotgun rights. Candace Owens is now saying that Charlie Kirk might have been killed because he refused to kill her. Instead of dialing things back after the preliminary hearing, she's dialing things up with even more outrageous claims than ever her. And she's psychotically referring to herself in the third person while doing so. Play the clip.
Candace Owens (clip)
I know what my gut has told me about the situation from the moment that it took place. I know what beyond my gut and beyond my dreams. Is it fair to ask if it's plausible? Is it fair to. To ask the question, if it was literally supposed to be me who was supposed to be back on tour with Charlie? Did he. Did he say no to killing Candace Owens?
Jennifer Welch
It's incredible.
Candace Owens (clip)
And then did he become a liability because he said no? What did. What did Charlie turn down from BB Netanyahu while Erica was there? I don't buy it, guys. I think this is darker than we could ever imagine. I.
Pumps
Yes, yes.
Jennifer Welch
Inject that into my veins.
Pumps
I love that.
Jennifer Welch
It would only have been better had she roped in Brigitte McCrone into that. I. I mean, I Just if she just. And maybe tomorrow she will.
Pumps
Candace can't rule it out.
Jennifer Welch
Please, please, please, please admit that somehow Bridget McCrone is in on this BB. Charlie Kirk, they were supposed to kill you. But then Brigitte. Brigitte said, no, no, let's not kill Candace. Let's kill Charlie. I mean, Brigitte. Brigitte has to be involved in this. After all of the battling that you've had online with Brigitte, that is a lawsuit. Incredible. That is incredible. No notes. Except for the Brigitte Macron. That's my only notes.
Pumps
Slide improve.
Jennifer Welch
When you're doing the weave, you gotta weave in Brigitte.
Pumps
Here's the thing. What does this say about me? That when I see a Candace Owen clip, I'd never fail to stop and watch it. That I. I find her. She's so crazy. And I get that. But there is a part of me, I like watching her. Just the crazy part intrigues me. The delivery, just the absolute. I am as serious as a heart attack. And I'm gonna look in the camera and I'm gonna be crazy, and I'm
Jennifer Welch
not gonna apologize for it.
Pumps
Like, there's a part of me that I. Yeah, I just. I. I like watching Candace Owen clips.
Katie Miller (clip)
I do.
Pumps
I know that makes me just talk.
Jennifer Welch
It doesn't. Here's the thing.
Pumps
The crazy people.
Jennifer Welch
We've always liked crazy people. You and me, Pumps. I mean, we have all of these people that you and I secretly go check their Instagrams that are spiraling out that, I mean, you know, are people that we know from Oklahoma City that have stage five meltdowns. And I. I'm like, tap the vein. Can't get enough. Hope they post tomorrow. This is fantastic. And it's up. And I get it.
Pumps
All that.
Jennifer Welch
But here's. There's something about seeing a crazy person that's really unhinged and her confidence in her crazy. And the delivery is so good, but there's something about it that makes you go, okay, I'm fucked up. But I'm not Candace Owens fucked up. Obviously. I think a lot of people watch Candace Owens just for complete entertainment. The danger with the Candace Owens is she is a good communicator.
Candace Owens (clip)
Yeah.
Jennifer Welch
And she is. She is great at delivery. And she is a pathological liar and probably grifter and all of this. I wonder if we hooked her up to, like, true sermon, a polygraph. Like, does she believe this or is it just like, she's just making so much money because her videos get millions, right? Millions of views. So she's making, you know, Massive, massive bank every month off these videos. Is it just a whole shtick like,
Pumps
yeah, did she get off the, did she walk off the set and just
Jennifer Welch
be like, God, that was.
Pumps
But I killed it, didn't I? Just killed.
Jennifer Welch
Or is she like, okay, that was good. How can, how can I, how can I up the Annie next week to make sure I keep them all on? Like, I basically said they wanted to kill me, but instead they killed Charlie or Charlie was going to kill me. And she's like, I got it. Brigitte. Brigitte.
Pumps
That's what that's missing.
Jennifer Welch
Direct. Yeah, yeah. And then, and then, and, and as this trial goes on, so will her either pathological lies andor SL psychosis. But you know, like, honestly, our podcast and our, and Candace Owen's podcast and Fox News should have a label on it that says entertainment.
Pumps
Agree.
Jennifer Welch
And I'm going to put our, Our news podcast in that category. We're not journalists. We, we use the hard good work that journalists do and cover their stories and the reporting. Then we have analysis on it. But Candace Owens, Erica Kirk, I, I have, I've had it. I hip news and other shows like this, Fox News should be labeled as entertainment. And then we need to have a regulatory agency that isn't controlled by these fascists where there are standards for journalism. Where it is, it is the real truth because journalism is such an important guardrail. And when you look at so many injustices of corporations exploiting human beings, think about the movie Aaron Brockovich. Well, that's based on a true story. Think about the movie spotlight of the Catholic Church abuses in Boston. And obviously they were everywhere else too. And the insider with the tobacco industry. And then we've all seen recently the op, opioid stuff. Journalism uncovered so much of this because journalists are seeking the truth. Corporations are seeking profits. And so I, I just, I, I think that it's fine. It's a free country. Candace Owens can lie and be crazy and you know, we can all get kind of tickled by it. But I just think it's a real disservice that a lot of people watch that it and they think it's real and, or true. And I think it should just be ours and everybody's says entertainment. I agree.
Pumps
And I think when you look at two things, you know, when we, when the documentary of Alex Jones regarding how he came to be the Sandy Hook expose, how it worked in that, according to that documentary is they looked at, they looked at the data and they, the crazier, the more conspiratorial Their claims were the higher the sales of supplements and the higher the viewership. So I absolutely believe they're looking at the data. She's looking at that. Megyn Kelly's looking at that. And. But then I go to the Dominion lawsuit with Fox where we see Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity, all of them bad rapping Trump, and then they're getting on the air saying, he's our guy, he won the election. The election was stolen. All that they know are lies. So for these people in particular, like the news people, I think they know it's a lie and I think they do it anyway because it makes them popular, makes them money, whatever the deal is. Money, money.
Jennifer Welch
It's money money. That's what it is. All right, thank you so much for tuning in to our podcast hashtag labeled entertainment. Please pre order my book not today, Fascist. Dedicating obviously today to Katie Miller. I hope that your Grey's Anatomy hashtag journey leads you to be more triggered because there's nothing says I am a snowflake idiot piece of like a grown ass woman who watches Gray's Anatomy and then has a stage frame five meltdown. Katie, that's not normal. That is not normal. I don't know about you, Pumps, but what I do when I'm watching a show and I don't like it, I change the channel. I don't do a podcast about it. I don't tweet about it. I just change the channel. And Katie, you can too. All right, that's all we have. We'll see you all soon. I'll tell you what I've had it with. Let's hear it. I've had it with that.
Episode: Fox Interns, Start Your Engines
Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Date: July 23, 2026
This episode is classic "I've Had It"—sharp, sarcastic, and unfiltered. Jennifer, Pumps, and their friend Kylie dive into their usual comedic venting session, shining a spotlight on annoyances big and small, from technology headaches to right-wing media melodrama. Special attention is given to viral conservative reactions to Jennifer's own social media presence, culture war absurdities, and the unhinged antics of familiar political figures. It's an episode heavy on laughter, mutual therapy, and some genuinely thoughtful moments about self-acceptance and religious trauma.
[01:17–06:28]
Pumps’ Tech Frustration:
Pumps rants about having to update apps and losing access because of forgotten passwords and old, hacked email accounts.
“I've had it … I can't get into a banking app that I've had for 16 years because I don't know the fucking username and ID. ... I'm sick of it and I'm tired, tired, tired of it. Don't help me with technology, just keep it the same.” – Pumps (02:00)
Jennifer on Updates:
Jennifer relates, arguing so-called improvements actually make things harder.
“The stuff that's supposed to make our lives easier sometimes makes it far more complicated. … The updates are never updates to me. They're down dates.” (04:00)
Self-Image Moment:
Pumps jokes about her forehead getting bigger, prompting Jennifer to encourage her to stop criticizing her own looks and acknowledge her personal progress.
“Be kind to yourself. … You look a million times better in your 50s than you did in your 30s and 40s.” – Jennifer (05:00)
[06:32–11:40]
Good News DMV Report:
Jennifer describes an efficient, even joyful visit to the New York DMV—with upbeat employees, music, and rapid service.
"We walked right in, we scanned the code … less than 30 seconds our number was called. … There’s a DJ… I’m now looking forward to losing my license so I can go back and see Jackie." – Jennifer (07:02)
Broader Point:
Jennifer connects her good government experience to the benefits of well-funded public services, contrasting it with negative experiences in red states.
“Blue state, blue policies, great DMV. That’s all I’m going to say. ... It almost makes you think it’s intentional in a state like Oklahoma to underfund the DMV so that the electorate hates the government all the time...” (10:23)
Kylie & Pumps’ Reactions:
The others express surprise and envy, with Pumps celebrating “a master class on efficiency.”
“Very few things do I love more than efficiency… I am very jealous and congratulations.” – Pumps (09:01)
[12:14–17:06]
Right Wing Outrage Roundup:
Kylie collects and reads outlandish right-wing headlines about Jennifer, including accusations about her comments on Lindsey Graham and multiculturalism.
Hosts’ Reaction:
Jennifer and Pumps laugh off the attacks, noting their indifference and poking fun at the imagined injuries.
"Nothing in any of that even remotely… I think my blood pressure went down… because it’s so not newsworthy." – Jennifer (15:45)
Evangelical Trauma:
Addressing another headline ("Jennifer Welch says raising your children as Christians is child abuse"), Jennifer and Pumps unpack their criticism of religious indoctrination and its lasting psychological damage.
“It is lifelong… painful out the gazoo… So I know that this is real because I have been in therapy over it for over a decade, at least eight years on this specific topic.” (17:53)
[24:58–39:01]
Introduction to Katie Miller’s Rant:
Jennifer introduces a clip from Katie Miller (wife of Stephen Miller), who rails against multicultural and LGBTQ representation in Grey’s Anatomy.
“By 2017, we had a trans man. In 2018, we had multiple different deportation themes with ICE officers. In Grey’s Anatomy in 2021… Black Lives Matter riots…” – Katie Miller (25:34)
Hosts’ Takedown:
Jennifer and Pumps eviscerate Miller’s arguments, highlighting her hypocrisy and detachment from reality.
“For you to volunteer … to get your remote control and watch episode after episode … and then become a victim of your very own choices perfectly encapsulates what a … what a twat, what an insufferable scumbag you are.” – Jennifer (27:34)
“Like her gripes—this is what's going on. Homosexual people marry other homosexual people… police actually did and continue to kill black people. … So the fact she is so disconnected…” – Pumps (28:41)
Absurdity Highlight:
The hosts mock Miller’s fixation on TV diversity, suggesting she’s “triggered” by basic multiculturalism while also possibly trying to “whitewash” her own ethnicity for political gain.
“None of those things affect Katie Miller's life. The main thing that affects her life is her right and Stephen Miller, which is her. She chooses every day.” – Jennifer (34:31)
[39:01–44:39]
Candace’s Conspiracy Leap:
The hosts play a clip of Candace Owens speculating that she was nearly the target of a murder plot and that the death of Charlie Kirk was meant for her.
“Did he say no to killing Candace Owens? … Did Charlie turn down something from BB Netanyahu while Erica was there? I don't buy it, guys. I think this is darker than we could ever imagine.” (40:02)
Jennifer & Pumps’ Response:
They marvel at Owens’ ability to center herself and escalate the absurdity.
“Candace Owens is now saying that Charlie Kirk might have been killed because he refused to kill her… She’s dialing things up with even more outrageous claims.” – Jennifer (39:32) “There is a part of me, I like watching Candace Owen clips. … The crazy part intrigues me. … I am as serious as a heart attack. And I’m gonna look in the camera and I’m gonna be crazy, and I'm not gonna apologize for it.” – Pumps (41:45)
Discussion of Motivation:
The hosts speculate that the wild claims are mostly about money and engagement, drawing parallels to Alex Jones and Fox News' entertainment-driven disinformation.
“Massive bank every month off these videos. Is it just a whole shtick?” – Jennifer (43:22) “I think they know it's a lie and I think they do it anyway because it makes them popular, makes them money.” – Pumps (46:20)
Media Responsibility:
Jennifer closes with a call for clear labeling of entertainment vs. journalism, citing the real world harm when viewers mistake lies for news.
“Fox News should be labeled as entertainment. … We need to have a regulatory agency … where there are standards for journalism where it is the real truth, because journalism is such an important guardrail.” (44:39)
Pumps:
“I could start right now and never take a breath because I have a litany of hats. … You want to brag about your new technology, fine with that. What bothers me … is once you update the app, then you have to re-enter your username and password…” (01:34)
Jennifer Welch:
“The updates are never updates to me. They're down dates, they're downgrades.” (04:23)
Jennifer Welch, on right-wing outrage:
“Nothing in any of that even remotely… I think my blood pressure went down… it’s so not newsworthy.” (15:45)
Pumps (on evangelical indoctrination):
“It is lifelong… So I know that this is real because I have been in therapy over it for over a decade…” (17:53)
Jennifer Welch (about Katie Miller):
“You are not full of joy, love and laughter. You are full of hate, cruelty, and being eaten up with the dumb shits.” (28:41)
Candace Owens (clip):
"Did he say no to killing Candace Owens? … I think this is darker than we could ever imagine.” (40:02)
The conversation is fast, biting, and richly sarcastic, with the hosts bouncing between irreverent humor, vulnerable reflection, and political commentary. The language is explicit and unsparing—typical of the show's comedic therapy ethos. Cultural absurdities are skewered mercilessly, but deeper topics (like religious trauma and media ethics) also get thoughtful attention.
This episode is a perfect encapsulation of "I've Had It": raw, hilarious, and opinionated, offering catharsis and camaraderie for anyone navigating a world overflowing with nonsense.