Transcript
Jennifer Welch (0:00)
ABC Wednesdays in comedian Nate Bergetzi's new game show. To win, you don't need to know the right answer, just what most Americans think is right. It's not about being the smartest. You just have to be the most average. We asked 100 average Americans, do they keep an empty gas can in their car?
Co-host (possibly a close friend or partner of Jennifer Welch) (0:16)
No.
Jennifer Welch (0:16)
Have they ever broken a bone?
Co-host (possibly a close friend or partner of Jennifer Welch) (0:17)
No.
Jennifer Welch (0:18)
I said a lot of no. That's all right. My wife says a lot of no as well. The greatest Average American. Wednesdays 9, 8 Central on ABC and stream next day on Hulu. So are we supposed to start the podcast?
Co-host (possibly a close friend or partner of Jennifer Welch) (0:48)
Ready, one, two, three.
Jennifer Welch (0:50)
Patriots, Gay trots. They Black Trio, Brown trio. And all of the triple trumpers can do what? Pumps. All right, pumps. What have you had it with?
Co-host (possibly a close friend or partner of Jennifer Welch) (0:59)
Okay, what I've had it with is over honking. I like a good toot honk put somebody's attention. I got over honked yesterday for almost one mile and I really, it was not my fault. He came screeching up behind me, honked like literally half of a mile past me and honked again while he was passing me. And I was like, that's just over honking. Like a little tap is fine, but over honking?
Jennifer Welch (1:27)
No.
Co-host (possibly a close friend or partner of Jennifer Welch) (1:27)
And I will be the first to say, normally it was my bad. This was not my bad. I was just minding my own business. But the other car in front of me wasn't going as fast and he came on like a bat out of hell, honked me for almost a mile.
Jennifer Welch (1:40)
Were you in the fast lane or. The passing lane was a city street,
Co-host (possibly a close friend or partner of Jennifer Welch) (1:44)
but I was in the fast lane. But we were coming up to a red light and there was a car in front of me.
Jennifer Welch (1:51)
You think maybe he knew you were the I've had it lady?
