IQs Were Harmed in the Making of MAGA

Summary

Episode Summary: "IQs Were Harmed in the Making of MAGA"

Podcast: I've Had It
Hosts: Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Release Date: July 15, 2025

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1. Opening Gripes and Personal Anecdotes

The episode kicks off with Angie expressing frustration over people who "don't sweat," using a personal experience from a trip to New York City as an example. She contrasts her visibly sweaty state with Jennifer's dry demeanor, leading to a playful exchange about athleticism and age differences.

• Angie (01:15): "I'm sweating. I look like I just got out of the shower."
• Jennifer (02:18): "Several things about this, of course the narcissist in me loves that your grievance is actually a compliment to me."

2. Critique of Public Figures and the MAGA Movement

Jennifer delves into the psychology behind certain public figures aligning with the MAGA movement, particularly focusing on Caitlyn Jenner. She questions how individuals within minority groups support movements that seemingly undermine their own communities.

• Jennifer (04:04): "I don't understand this notion that even women, and this goes to all the white women that voted for Trump, why you would join them because eventually the knives will be turned directly at you."
• Angie (06:32): "Candace Owens. She is a black woman that is siding with a group of white supremacists."

The hosts discuss the concept of exceptionalism, wealth, and lack of accountability among these figures, drawing parallels between Trump, Elon Musk, and others in terms of seeking approval and exhibiting insecurity.

• Jennifer (10:35): "They have been a walking crime spree."
• Angie (12:00): "Just profound insecurity, just devoid of empathy could also be added to that list."

3. Examination of Political Hypocrisy

The conversation shifts to specific political figures, with Jennifer condemning Governor Kevin Stitt of Oklahoma for his absence at Pride Parades and his stance against DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion).

• Jennifer (24:31): "I call him Governor Dipshit."
• Angie (26:52): "Donald Trump, he abuses everybody in his path, and now it's the American people on a large scale."

They also touch upon instances where politicians fail to support their own constituents, highlighting the irony and hypocrisy in their actions.

4. Listener Grievances and Airport Etiquette

Transitioning to listener feedback, the hosts address Curtis Lesika's frustration with inappropriate behavior in airports, such as people stopping abruptly on walkways or leaving dirty toilets.

• Curtis (31:06): "What are you looking at? I mean, this is an absolute epidemic."
• Jennifer (32:13): "It is beyond me. Somebody's ass didn't get wiped because there was no toilet paper."

Angie shares her own traumatic experiences with dentists, tying it back to the broader theme of public discomfort and poor etiquette.

5. Promotion of Their Book

Jennifer and Angie promote their co-authored book, Life is a Lazy Susan of Sandwiches, encouraging listeners to purchase and share photos with it.

• Jennifer (19:24): "We have written a book called Life is a Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches."
• Angie (20:17): "We've all been in very difficult situations."

6. Additional Listener Feedback and Pet Peeves

Further grievances include Kelly's annoyance with people asking for directions unnecessarily, emphasizing the convenience of modern technology for navigation.

• Kelly (45:17): "I just don't want people to ask me how to get somewhere. Look it up."
• Jennifer (46:33): "I'll sacrifice an IQ point on our children to not have to hear those directions."

Another listener, Ryan, complains about bumper stickers that attribute political affiliations to pets, which both hosts find absurd and inappropriate.

• Ryan (48:25): "Bumper stickers that say, my cat is a Republican. Republican. My dog is a Democrat."
• Jennifer (49:04): "Animals can't vote. And even if they could, they wouldn't vote for a Republican."

7. Targeted Complaints: Snoring on Flights

Flo voices her irritation with individuals who snore loudly on flights, likening it to socially unacceptable behavior that disrupts others.

• Flo (53:40): "Snoring is the most socially accepted, acceptable, anti-social behavior that there is."
• Angie (55:14): "I would walked right over and go, sir, you're snoring. No one else can sleep."

8. Closing Remarks and Upcoming Content

The episode concludes with a recap of their book, encouragement for listeners to engage by purchasing and sharing their reading experiences, and a teaser for their upcoming podcast, "IHIP News." They also briefly mention sponsoring content and future episodes.

• Jennifer (57:14): "We want you to go buy our book. Life is a lazy Susan of shit sandwiches."
• Angie (58:10): "Listen up, patriots, gay triots and Natriots. We have a new podcast that has dropped."

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Key Takeaways:

• Political Hypocrisy: The hosts critique how certain individuals within minority groups support movements that may not favor their own communities, highlighting issues of self-loathing and lack of accountability.
• Public Etiquette: There's a strong emphasis on the frustration with public behavior, whether it's in airports, public restrooms, or during everyday interactions.
• Promotion and Engagement: The hosts actively promote their book and upcoming podcasts, encouraging listener participation and engagement through social media and purchases.
• Listener Interaction: Feedback from listeners is used to drive discussions, allowing the hosts to address a variety of grievances and pet peeves, maintaining an interactive and relatable tone.

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Note: This summary captures the primary discussions and sentiments expressed in the episode, providing an overview for those who haven't listened while maintaining the essence and tone of the hosts' conversations.

Transcript

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[Angie]

So.

[Jennifer]

Are we supposed to start the podcast?

[Angie]

Ready? 1, 2, 3.

[Jennifer]

Patriots gay trots, Theatriots, Black Triots, Brown Trio. Welcome to America's top DEI podcast that sits right in the epicenter of Asshole island and Trump's America. We are the rebellion. Big, bigger than the resistance. And we say them them all. That's right. Okay, my co host pumps. What have you had it with?

[Angie]

Okay, what I've had it with. And this includes you.

[Jennifer]

Okay.

[Angie]

I've had it with non sweaters. And by that I mean not like you wear the sweater like people that don't sweat.

[Jennifer]

Yeah.

[Angie]

And let me give you an example. So we're in New York last week. I have on like a athletic skirt and a tank top. Jennifer has on jeans, tennis shoes, short sleeve shirt, but jeans. Right. We walk through New York, it's 100 degrees. I'm sweating. I look like I just got out of the shower. I mean it's dripping down my face. We sit down to eat and I'm sliding on the chair because I'm so sweaty. And, and I look over at you. You don't even have fucking glow. There's no glow.

[Jennifer]

Dry as a baby.

[Angie]

It's. And I'm just looking at you like I fucking hate people that don't melt and wilt in the heat like I do because I mean my hair was, that's why I got cut my hair because I was, I, I can't live with this.

[Jennifer]

For the.

[Angie]

It's. I'm hot sweating. Not a, not even, not even like a dewy look. Yeah, I was so mad I could hardly enjoy my lunch. I was so mad.

[Jennifer]

Several things about this, of course the narcissist in me loves that your grievance is actually a compliment to me. So I want to point that out from the jump. Secondly, I do think the age disparity contributes to. And lastly, just to triple down on my victory lap, it's the athleticism, you.

[Angie]

Know, like just you are an athlete.

[Jennifer]

Walking around New York doesn't Even get my heart rate up. Therefore I don't even sweat because I am an athlete on the court.

[Angie]

Well, first of all, I don't think it, if it was a hundred degrees. I mean, it wasn't an athlete thing.

[Jennifer]

It was my body is a fine tuned.

[Angie]

But you come back from 10 youth. Instead of the fountain of youth, it's the fine tuned body machine of youth. I mean, it's that almost 51 year old youthfulness.

[Jennifer]

Just know this, know this listener and my dear bestest friend pumps. No matter what my age is, it's always minus yours, right?

[Angie]

Negative.

[Jennifer]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, but here's the thing. Thank you for your.

[Angie]

I didn't mean this to be a compliment. I'm kind of mad how this all turned around.

[Jennifer]

I know. I knew right as you were teeing it up, I was like, she's just walking right into this. And you know, this is what friends do. We, we, you know, poke at each other. But I do like that your grievance turned out to be somewhat of a compliment to me. I like that a lot. I want to tell you what I've had it with. I've had it with Caitlyn Jenner.

[Angie]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

God. And you know, I just, I want to dive into the psychology behind this. Okay. Caitlyn Jenner was Bruce Jenner. Bruce Jenner felt like they were trapped in their body and feels safe enough and, and comfortable enough to transition to who they really are and has the wealth and the privilege to do it without a lot of critique and hatred that a lot of people would get. Right. And then once Caitlyn Jenner's out and about and around, she's maga.

[Angie]

Yeah. She's at Mar a Lago.

[Jennifer]

Here's my thing. Like, I, I just, I don't understand this notion that even women, and this goes to all the white women that voted for Trump. I don't understand when you see that they're coming after your group of people, why you would join them because eventually the knives will be turned directly at you. So if you're Caitlyn Jenner, if you're Clarence Thomas, if you're. What's that? Caroline KKK Levitt. You know, at some point it all comes back to you. And it's just an interesting phenomenon in American politics that people consistently and proudly and loudly vote against their own best interests. It's fascinating to me, like how Caitlyn Jenner can see all the transphobia and then she herself is like a transphobic trans person.

[Angie]

Right. And loud and proud about it. Like has zero self awareness that she's hurting a group that she is a part of. Which, you know, obviously I've said time and time again, my appointment, my disappointment with white women over the reproductive freedom issues. But this is weird that you brought this up because I was driving home from work yesterday and I was thinking, you've got Stephen Miller, who is, no question a Nazi. I mean, he is the most racist motherfucker on the planet. He's Jewish and he has a brown wife. I don't understand how all that works in his head. You've got Candace Owens. She is a black woman that is siding with a group of white supremacists.

[Jennifer]

It's crazy.

[Angie]

I was just thinking, like, how did.

[Jennifer]

All that trap Scott Besant, the Secretary of Treasury? That queen thinks that somehow he's going to be immune once the Christian, Christian nationalists take full control because Trump is just quote unquote, their imperfect vessel. But I mean, he's first on the chopping block. And it's amazing. I guess it's an arrogance that people think they're the exception. Like all of these other people are terrible trans people, but I'm the exception. I'm the one trans person that is special and different. And for Scott Besson, I guess he just thinks all these other queens and Leslies, they're just, you know, out of control gays. I'm the exception. I guess Clarence Thomas thinks all these other black people that all these white people call horrible racist tropes, like lazy and all the other racist, both overt and covert that white people say about black people. I guess he thinks he's the exception. But my favorite has been the Latinos for Trump and they had these big rallies in Florida and it's like, dun, dun, dun, dun. You know, all the salsa dancing is Latinos for Trump and for maga and they're screaming the microphone. And they have a great culture, Latino culture. You know, it's like the salsa dancing, all this. So they put on these, you know, with the bongos, they put on these great rallies. Guess what's happening to the people that put on these rallies. Their spouses are now in ICE custody and they're literally going, well, I didn't think he was coming after us. And I'm like, I don't know what campaign you watched, but he didn't seem to decipher about who he was going to deport. I got the message that it said mass deportation now. And I got the message that they weren't going to be particularly choosy over which brown people they kicked out. And I paid very close attention to the election cycle because of this here podcast. So it's just fascinating to me that they buy into this and somehow think they're the exception and then don't fight for their own people or themselves.

[Angie]

Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I spend a lot of time ruminating about that. Like, how does that work? And I do think it's a phenomenon that applies in every category. And I guess it's exceptionalism.

[Jennifer]

Do you think it's a symptom of American exceptionalism that we're kind of raised and indoctrinated in that America is the best country in the world? America is so exceptional. Like I certainly will say, after having a public school education during the Cold war in the 80s, graduate from high school in 92, had to stand up and say the pledge of Allegiance every day. I never thought anything weird of it until I got older. And I believed all through my adolescence that America was the greatest country in the world. I never questioned it. I was fully indoctrinated. Indoctrinated to believe that, that we were exceptional, that we were the best, that we were different. So is this a symptom of that type of mindset, indoctrinating children, that then you think because you are American, you are exceptional, you are so fantastic. It's all about individual rights. Is it a symptom of that? Or do you think we just raise a country of narcissists?

[Angie]

No, I think it has to be. I think it has to be a symptom of that. And I think you lap on the super evangelical fundamentalist Christian. I'm number one. Jesus chose me. I'm the favorite. So you've got those two things working in tandem. But there's no evidence to suggest that, you know, Caitlyn Jenner is exceptionally religious. And I wonder then, does it go to wealth when you have such massive wealth, do the consequences that other people have to live with? Are you above those in your mind? Because look at Donald Trump. I mean, he was born into massive wealth. He's faced no accountability his entire fucking life. And he has been a walking crime spree.

[Jennifer]

Here's something that Donald Trump came. Caitlyn Jenner, the Latinos for Trump, Clarence Thomas all have in common self loathing and desperately seeking approval from the cool kids. So Clarence Thomas hates the fact that he's black and he seeks out to be less black by getting the approval of the white ruling class who only need him in their life to assuage their racist Impulses. No, we're not racist. We were supporters of Clarence Thomas.

[Angie]

Right.

[Jennifer]

You know, I think that probably Caitlyn Jenner, a part of her hates that she's trans and therefore attacks the community. And I think it's probably a deep psychological thing. Trump, this motherfucker doesn't care about policy. No, he doesn't want to sit around talk about tariffs. He wants to, he wants to be able to tweet. I made all these great deals. And then he wants to tweet about his perfume that he's selling and then he wants to tweet. You know, the other day he was tweeting at and T for customer service. You know, I mean, this isn't not some intellectual, but at the end of the day he, all of these people have an inferiority complex. And in, within their inferiority complex, they seek to destroy something they see in themselves that they don't want to address. And I think that's the one thing that Donald Trump has in common with all these other grifters.

[Angie]

Yeah, that's probably right. And just profound insecurity just, just devoid of empathy could also be added to that list.

[Jennifer]

It could be. It really could be. I just, I don't know, I just was thinking about Caitlyn Jenner popped up somewhere and I just thought, does anybody even take her seriously? Do you not realize like the entire MAGA movement, like anytime we post something and the MAGA gets on our thing, it's like you don't even know what a woman is. That's like their go to line, right? Everything. Like there's just this mass population of trans people out here just trying to fuck with Maga.

[Angie]

Right.

[Jennifer]

That's what they think. And so I, I don't know, I just thought that was just such a bizarre because everybody kind of embraced Caitlyn when she transitioned. I remember she's on the COVID of some magazine I did and it was just kind of like, you know, how brave. That's cool. And then she just takes this far right evil turn, you know, And I think the same thing can be kind of said for Elon Musk. He is an immigrant that actively campaigned against immigrants. There's this self hatred and the self loathing that exists in it.

[Angie]

Yeah. But I think Elon Musk also, it's hard to put him, lump him in a certain category because of his ketamine issues like that. Who knows who he is sober, you know, I mean, it's impossible to know. I mean, a real asshole.

[Jennifer]

I think we have to judge it for what he is right now and the damage that he's done to the country. And he was part of a very authoritarian style campaign similar to the Nazi Germany, where you identify who you're going to hate. Who are we going to blame all of our problems on? And that was immigrants and gay people. And he is so anti trans that he has a transition daughter that he pays zero attention to. So Ketamine? No. Ketamine. Addict? No addict. Treated. Not treated. The buck stops with him. And he's accountable for his hatred. He's accountable for his authoritarian play to demonize and demoralize trans people and immigrants. And I've been around addiction. You yourself are a recovering addict. This goes beyond. I've never seen somebody that's an addict that. That. That turns into this type of evil, nefarious type thing. Usually they hurt themselves, but this is something bigger than that. And I can't give him the addiction excuse.

[Angie]

I'll tell you another one. I have a question about your chevance. You marry.

[Jennifer]

Oh, my God, that's a good one.

[Angie]

You marry someone that's writing letters for Law Review about the problems with immigration, racism, standing up for the little guy, and then you have two or three kids with him, and then all of a sudden he's on Fox News saying, I love my wife, but she's not white.

[Jennifer]

She can't help it.

[Angie]

She can't help it that she's not white. What about the mind fuck for her? Which, I mean, obviously she's in now, but, I mean, your husband basically is siding with white supremacists at the Republican National Convention, everyone went bananas in MAGA because she was not white and that.

[Jennifer]

She was a vegetarian.

[Angie]

Oh, right.

[Jennifer]

Do you remember at the rec, she. She said something on stage because she's Hindu and they don't eat meat. And so she said something about being a vegetarian. And, you know, and like, you can. You remember Ted Cruz going, kamala Harris can go to hell because I'm gonna eat my cheeseburger. You know, like, that's the big alpha male. Like, okay, Ted, go eat your cheeseburger, big boy.

[Angie]

We can tell you're eating cheeseburgers, Ted. You're not hiding it from us.

[Jennifer]

And so, I don't know. That's a really. That's a really weird thing. But I goes into. She's probably a battered wife to some extent. I think that what he does outwardly is emotional abuse towards her. I think his statements about her race and his statements about immigrants are abusive to her. And that's just what he does in public. So I can only imagine what he does in private. And we all know what my theory is on J.D. vance.

[Angie]

Oh, yeah.

[Jennifer]

My theory is that J.D. vance is dying to dress like a woman, and I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I want him to be able to do that, and I'll fight for his right to be able to do that. But there's something amiss there. But I do think that she is a victim of spousal abuse. And I think J.D. vance is an abuser because to outwardly speak the way he speaks about minorities, when your wife is in a minority and your own offspring, your own children are minorities, to speak in the disparaging way that he does and to support and to support a racist regime that he does is outright abuse. He is an abuser. And quite frankly, I think the entire MAGA movement, they're all abusers.

[Angie]

Yeah. I feel like the whole country is the victim of abusive spouse. I mean, Donald Trump, he abuses everybody in his path, and now it's the American people on a large scale.

[Jennifer]

The MAGA movement is just a very abusive, toxic movement that's very nosy, very petty, can't mind their own business, bullies. Yeah.

[Angie]

Yeah, I completely.

[Jennifer]

All right, welcome to I've had It. I'm Jennifer.

[Angie]

I'm Angie.

[Jennifer]

She's the star of our show.

[Angie]

And the H, B, I, C B is for Beaver. And I'm either one. That's good.

[Jennifer]

Kylie.

[Kylie]

Yes.

[Jennifer]

Kiki the magic lesbian. Yes. First and foremost, how are the lesbians?

[Kylie]

They're good.

[Jennifer]

You know, I want our listenership to know that we prioritize lesbianism, and I've had it podcast because I believe that lesbians should be in charge of the majority of the federal government.

[Angie]

I 100% agree. I've never. I have never met an incompetent, incompetent lesbian. And I see incompetent white men up and down the line all day, every day.

[Jennifer]

I. I think that, like, if we want out of this mess, put the lesbians in charge.

[Angie]

Did you see something was going around social media that says put the. Put the gays and the women in charge. You guys have had your run or something, and I saw that, nailed it.

[Jennifer]

And I think it's even. I think we even go further.

[Angie]

Lesbians.

[Jennifer]

The lesbians.

[Kylie]

There's a reason we're the first letter in lgbtqa.

[Jennifer]

You're right.

[Kylie]

We're leading the pack.

[Jennifer]

Most competent first.

[Angie]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Jennifer]

And A is last. That's asexual.

[Angie]

Hey, at least I'M in the group. I'm in the group.

[Jennifer]

If it's ranked on competency, in order lgbtqia.

[Angie]

Well, I mean, I. Speaking only for myself, that's probably fair.

[Jennifer]

That's probably.

[Angie]

I would not put myself above a lesbian for sure. Okay, but does that mean if I came out and became a lesbian, I would be more confident?

[Jennifer]

You jump straight to the competent train. Yeah. I think it helps another.

[Angie]

It's another advantage.

[Kylie]

Okay, I got an email from a listener. This is from Chris, and they write. Hey folks, just wanted to say your show is one of my absolute favorite podcasts. I'm an indigenous trans guy living in nyc and you're the reason I'm that person cracking up on the train and getting side eyes from strangers. I usually reserve this compliment strictly for Irish folks, but y' all have officially earned it. You are the highest quality of Caucasians. Premium grade, no notes. Thanks for the laughs, the chaos and the joy, Chris.

[Angie]

That couldn't be nicer.

[Jennifer]

That's. That's fantastic. I.

[Angie]

That makes me feel really good.

[Jennifer]

It really does. Does it make you feel competent?

[Angie]

Not as competent as lesbian.

[Jennifer]

I'm still classy, but competent enough to garner that type of praise.

[Angie]

Yeah. Well, I don't know.

[Jennifer]

From an indigenous trans person. I think you're very worthy. Pumps.

[Angie]

Thank you.

[Jennifer]

Pumps and I need to share with everybody that we have written a book. It's called Life is a Lazy Susan of Sandwiches and believe it or not, Pumps and I have not always been so rock solid and we talk about all of our trials, tribulations, most of all our fuckups. Yes. Because fuck ups are relatable and a part of the human experience.

[Angie]

I have gotten so much feedback regarding the book that because of my situation with the religion and addiction and all that that people relate to that. So I do think there's something, something to take away that's comforting about it because we've all been in very difficult.

[Jennifer]

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[Angie]

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[Kylie]

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[Jennifer]

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[Angie]

It is so titillating, Kylie.

[Kylie]

Yes.

[Jennifer]

But back to the lesbians. It didn't. Did your. Your lesbian friends moved out of Oklahoma, didn't they?

[Kylie]

We moved them out Sunday night.

[Angie]

Oh, that was sad.

[Kylie]

I know.

[Jennifer]

These are our favorite Leslie's outside of Kylie, Kiki the magic lesbian, and of course, her partner Anna. And these Leslies are the ones that. They're such great sports. They gave us endless content accidentally. So they had. They got engaged. And they had baby showers for each bride.

[Angie]

No, wedding showers. Not baby.

[Jennifer]

That's a baby.

[Angie]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

Oh, they had showers. Wedding showers for each bride. And they each proposed to one another. Yes.

[Angie]

The double proposal.

[Jennifer]

It was double your pleasure. And so we really ragged on them. And they were such great sports. Don't you think, Kylie?

[Kylie]

I do. And I think we even did it in person again at a show they attended in Dallas.

[Angie]

We did. We were like, oh. Because I think you just told us about it and we were like, what? They re proposed again. Yeah. But you know what? Where did they move to?

[Jennifer]

La.

[Angie]

That's right.

[Jennifer]

Okay, ladies, you know who you are. I hope you're listening to this on your drive out to la. We love you and thank you for being such good sports. And we're so happy that you are getting to a state where LGBTQ+ rights are valued and protected. And you will have a governor and politicians that see you as an integral, helpful, contributing member of the society and not shame you or belittle you like Governor Kevin Stitt of Oklahoma does. And I just want to say one thing about Governor Kevin Stitt, who I like to call Governor Dipshit. Kylie and I emceed the Pride Parade in Oklahoma City. And I would just like to live in a place where the governor showed up to Pride Parade because a lot of his citizens that pay his taxes, that pay his salary are gay. And I just think it's just total dipshit chicken shit that he didn't show his ass up. And I think he is a chicken shit coward. I think he is a hypocritical Christian, and I think he has driven the state into the ground. All he cares about is business. And then he talks about Jesus to cover the fact that all he cares about is getting the rich richer to Christian cover for the religious state. He never fights for working class people.

[Angie]

Never.

[Jennifer]

He never fights for human rights. He is a disgrace and he is despicable. And I cannot wait for his term to be over. Good riddance, Governor Dipshit. You are not liked in the state. And just of note, after the Oklahoma City Thunder, I was just gonna say won the championship for the NBA. Of course, he just couldn't get to a pickup truck fast enough to stand up in the back of it to make himself a part of the parade. Mind you, he's the one who speaks out against dei. And I want to remind you that the NBA is majority black athletes. And so this is a guy who clearly likes and embraces racist policies. Well, he couldn't get his ass on that pickup truck fast enough. And as he rode through the streets of Oklahoma City, he got booed mercilessly. And I'm here for it. It. You're a hypocrite. You don't stand up for anybody or anything except for rich people that think you're a.

[Angie]

True.

[Jennifer]

That's all I had to say about him. All right, I think we only have time for one news story. Oh, God, this is wild. Y' all are going to die. Okay, Pumps and Kiki. A 22 year old man caught illegally posing in a as a dentist after learning online he made $185,000 thousand dollars before getting caught and performing multiple root canals without qualifications.

[Angie]

This is so terrifying. This is so terrifying.

[Jennifer]

Root canals?

[Angie]

What the fuck? How did he get the medicine and the tools?

[Jennifer]

Did he just.

[Angie]

Can you get all that shit on the Internet?

[Jennifer]

I have no idea.

[Angie]

And I hate. I have a phobia about the dentist. I have a really bad childhood dentist. And so I. It's hard on me.

[Jennifer]

What happened with the childhood dentist.

[Angie]

He was just meaner than a rattlesnake.

[Jennifer]

And.

[Angie]

And one time he was filling a cavity and I kept saying, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts. Like it wasn't numb all the way. And he didn't give a fuck. And he just kept going, drilled through, drilled through. And it was horrible. And so now it's like I would go to the gynecologist three times a day before I'd ever go to the dentist. I mean, I just hate it. I mean, it's a real mind fuck for me.

[Jennifer]

I hate the little pumps. Was traumatized.

[Angie]

Little pumps. So, yeah, I just. I have so many questions about that. Like, I get like the people that do Botox, you know, people that don't have a.

[Jennifer]

A root canal is a pretty Advanced thing, because you have to X ray and then go down into the root of the tooth, and you have to.

[Angie]

Have all those injections and the tools. Like, I.

[Jennifer]

Is there a YouTube video that teaches such a thing? I mean, you know, that's crazy, but, you know, you've heard of these stories before, like on 60 Minutes or 48 Hours. Like, somebody is. Claims they're a doctor and they're not. Like, we watch. We, you know, watch some documentary about some guy that was, like, implanting fake organs in people's bodies. Do you remember that?

[Angie]

Yes, I remember he was in New York City. I remember that.

[Jennifer]

And then he moved to another country. He was putting, like, fake. All kinds of windpipes.

[Angie]

That's what it was. It was like Dr. Love or something. He was saying that he was. Yes.

[Jennifer]

And he killed people. Yeah, a lot of people died, and it was an excruciating pain.

[Angie]

Yeah, it was a horrible tragedy, death.

[Jennifer]

Yeah. All right. Anyway.

[Angie]

Anyway, I do remember one time I was at a doctor that I'd never been to, and I did just happen to get on the oscn, like, which is the Oklahoma Supreme Court Network, so it lists all the cases. And I just googled his name for shits and giggles. I'd never done that before. Seven lawsuits, which I'm like, one. Completely get two. I even get seven. I just packed my shit up and left.

[Jennifer]

Yeah, that's a good thing. Google your doctor. Read the reviews, especially your dentist. Okay, so I think today we should hear from our listener, because I always love jumping into their grievances with them because I'm always in the market for new things to be pissed off about. And Trump's America just. I'm just. What else can I be pissed at? Right?

[Angie]

Let's line them up.

[Jennifer]

Bring it on. All right, so, Kylie, who's up first?

[Kylie]

Up first we've got Curtis Lesika.

[Curtis]

Hello, Pumps. Hello, Kiki the Magic Lesbatron. This is me. And I have had it with. And I know that we have just drug out the dead horse and beat it with a cane as much as we can about air travel. However, what we don't talk about enough is the way people act in airports now. I work at the airport. As a matter of fact, I work at the Atlanta airport, the biggest airport in the world. My office is smack dab in the center of it. I hate my life. There is this saying that we use in aviation. Everyone's always like, oh, they check their brains when they check their bags. No, listen, these people are beyond help, okay? I don't know what it is with people when they get into airports, but why are you stopping in the middle of the concourse to look around? What are you.

[Jennifer]

What.

[Curtis]

What the fuck are you looking at? I mean, this is an absolute epidemic.

[Jennifer]

It is.

[Curtis]

It needs to be studied. And quite honestly, I think we need to just burn it all down and start over. Okay, thanks. Bye.

[Jennifer]

He's spot on. And this is something that you. It happens to you a lot. You're walking, you're going. You know, you're. You're switching terminals. You've got to get to your gate, and then somebody just stops.

[Angie]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

Right in the middle. And then just kind of starts looking around. And I caught myself doing this one time and one time only, and thank God the person that passed me was really hateful to me and I deserved every ounce of it. Said, you can't just stop in the middle of an airport walkway like this. I almost ran over you. And I. I mean, he was 100% right. I grabbed my suitcase, went over to the side. I deserved it. I deserved to be publicly humiliated. I deserve to be publicly shamed. I deserved every bit of it. And since then, I've made a commitment to myself and to others in the airport to be like, I want to be. If there is an award to be given out in airports, I want to be the Best Traveler Award. And I'll give you an example. Recently, I was at LaGuardia, which were always there, and there was this girl in front of me, and there was, guess what? Five crusty old white guys in front of her waiting on their bags to come through the machine, the X ray machine, and these five little crusty McCrustersons with their little muffin tops, and they do that, you know, hike up their pants and kind of give you a googly eye once over, you know, the tide. I know the tide. They think they're hot. Nobody ever told them they weren't right. And they think they're good lays. And nobody ever said, listen, buddy, you're a gyrater. Nobody's ever had to come to Jesus with these guys because they're white. And so this gal and I were, like, waiting, waiting for them to get all their stuff, and they all leave their little bins out. And I did a. And she looked at me, she goes, right. So she went real dramatically and got them all stacked on top of one another and then put them down. And I was like, you go, girl. I support that. And then she had two bins for her, and I just, as a pay it forward to show her I was a good Samaritan and on her team for publicly shaming the crusty McCrusterson muffin muffin tops. I said, I've got your bins. And I grabbed her bins and I put them over. And I just felt like women again. Delivering.

[Angie]

It's always the women I feel like. But here's the thing. In an airport, I have a hundred. I have done that one time too, where I stopped and was looking at a text. And it. When somebody holds you accountable, you remember and you don't do it again, you modify your behavior. And here's the thing, what I think it is with airports, I think that we have this expectation that everyone will conform to the rules for the betterment of everybody else, and they just simply will not. I mean, I get so fucking tired of people acting like it is a news flash. It's the first time it's ever happened that you can't have water go through the X ray machine at security. Like, dude, this has been happening for as long as I can remember. Take your fucking water bottle out and throw it away. Empty your Stanley or whatever the fuck you have. Like, this is not personal. This is. Everybody has to do this. So it should not be a surprise to you. It should not be a surprise. They need your driver's license. Because every single flight for every year I have been alive required this type of identification. So all these people that act like it's the first time they're traveling, even though you know it's not, I'm just like, pay attention, maga. I do.

[Jennifer]

I look at these people like Stanley cups, top knot headbands, maga. Lack of accountability, lack of awareness in an airport. Let me ask you this. So on that same trip where that girl and I bonded at the bend, put away part of the security checkpoint. After I made my way up near the gate, I had to go do a pre flight tt. Right?

[Angie]

Right.

[Jennifer]

So I go into the stall and shout out to LaGuardia for making your stalls big enough that you can bring your suitcase in and comfortably have enough leg space. So I go in to the stall, I open the door, and then I look at the toilet and there's a huge giant turd.

[Angie]

Oh, See, I just got chills because I've walked in that bathroom, a solid.

[Jennifer]

Log and no toilet paper surrounding it. Okay? So my first question to you, yes or no, do you go in to that stall, flush it and use it, or no? You avoid the stall altogether.

[Angie]

I avoid the stall altogether. I boycott.

[Jennifer]

I avoid the stall Altogether. So I went out of that stall and then went to a stall that didn't have a heaping pile of in the bowl. Right. And then as I was peeing in my new stall, my shit free stall, I started thinking, why was there no toilet paper with that turd? Are we talking about somebody went in here and dropped a bomb and didn't wipe their ass and didn't flush the toilet and tucked and rolled to their gate and set on an airplane with other human beings? And that's what I was thinking about while I was peeing. I had so many questions surrounding that. That turd sitting there in solitude. What do you think? What do you think happened there? Because somebody's ass didn't get wiped because there was no toilet paper in their pumps.

[Angie]

Probably one of those crusty white guys.

[Jennifer]

And it's not like the turd came back out because at airports it is a. It is a flusher with, with. I mean, just.

[Angie]

It's a commercial grade flusher.

[Jennifer]

Yes. The turd's not sucking back. Coming back out now.

[Angie]

The minute you said there was no toilet paper in a turd, I immediately thought, somebody is rolling around with. On their ass that they could have wiped but chose not to. And then sitting on an airplane with recycled air.

[Jennifer]

Why are we not like, here's what I have to say about this. And this happens a lot. If you poop in public. Okay. We're human beings. Everybody has to child book. What's the book? Everybody poops. What is it?

[Angie]

I can't remember.

[Jennifer]

Everybody crabs, whatever. Anyway, so you go, you have to go take a. In public, you have to remain with that.

[Angie]

Absolutely.

[Jennifer]

Stall with the door locked until it is all the way down. Another point, if you've got skitters in the toilet, you've got to stay and keep flushing and you've got to leave that toilet ship free.

[Angie]

Absolutely.

[Jennifer]

And the last thing I want to think about, and I thought about this, the remainder of my flight home is whose shitty ass is on what flight are they on my flight? Do we have rogue feces and ass cheeks on this airplane right here, right now? Is that what we have going on in Trump's America? We got feces, ass cheeks on this flight right now?

[Angie]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

And I just, it's. I, I can't deal with this.

[Angie]

No. That is like the grossest of the gross. And I mean, the minute you said that, I'm thinking, did they not wipe their ass? Like, and why are you not standing guard until that shit is down? Like, it is down, down, down. And I Will say in my lifetime. And it's probably been in the last. Probably two years. I don't think it was an airport, but I had to poop in public. It was an emergency.

[Jennifer]

Like, you poop in public all the time.

[Angie]

I don't as much as I used to, but growth. It's growth, but I mean, so I'm standing there and I'm guarding that thing. Well, there was a spot that I. It. It wasn't going down. Like, it was a skitter that was sticking. And I did like, two, three flushes. Do you know what I did in a public fucking restroom?

[Jennifer]

You got toilet paper?

[Angie]

Yes, I did. I was like, I'm not walking out of this and leaving a skit. Like, not on my watch. I may have offended the entire bathroom, for which I apologize, but I will not leave this thing. And I like, if I have perfume in my purse, I'm spraying the per. I mean, I'm doing everything to try not to affect other people.

[Jennifer]

When you in public, do you start flushing as the. Comes out?

[Angie]

100%.

[Jennifer]

Is it just. Is it just a consistent sound of flushing? Because that's. If I ever have to do it, if I'm in a dire situation, which is about once every five years. It is just a constant stream of.

[Angie]

The courtesy flush after courtesy flash.

[Jennifer]

And the courtesy flush is for multiple reasons. For sound barrier.

[Angie]

Absolutely.

[Jennifer]

For scent protection.

[Angie]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

And skitter protection. It is. It should just be a jet stream of flushing throughout the entire thing. So how somebody at LaGuardia International Airport walked in and dropped a solid log and did not wipe their ass and didn't wait for that log to be put in the sewage is just beyond me.

[Angie]

I almost think they didn't even flush at all.

[Jennifer]

I think it was. I think it was premeditated.

[Angie]

Calculate.

[Jennifer]

Yeah, I do. I think this is a sick puppy. I think there is a sick puppy on the loose. Some sick, twisted shitter that gets some excitement from just dropping a log, not wiping, flying on an airplane with feces in their ass cheeks and not flushing. And now they're being spoken about on America's top DEI podcast.

[Angie]

You know what else I think? I think that person. That lady was probably in the moms for Liberty 100. We haven't talked. We haven't heard from them lately, but that sounds exactly like.

[Jennifer]

I think that is a Moms of Liberty type situation.

[Angie]

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[Kylie]

Okay, up next, we've got Kelly, hello.

[Kelly]

Jen, head beaver in charge, and Kiki the magical lesbian. I have had it with people asking me for directions. Like, put it in your phone and let your phone tell you where to get to where you're going. Like, if I tell you, hey, we're having a birthday get together at this place, don't respond with where is that?

[Angie]

Right, right.

[Kelly]

I literally gave you the address. Not Lewis and Clark here. Like, I'm not gonna tell you to go north or south. And on top of that, I've also had it with somebody trying to give me directions like that. Like, I don't need directions. I, I just give me a landmark. Like, do I turn left at McDonald's or not? Don't tell me, oh, go north on Interstate 70. No, I don't want any of that. I just, just don't ask me how to get somewhere. Like, you have all the tools to make that happen. That should never be your response. Just say, okay or what's the address? But you know what? Don't even ask me for that either, because look it up.

[Jennifer]

This is one of the best things about cell phones, right? Because if you grew up in the 80s or in the 50s, like pumps did off you, the, the getting directions was this art form. Yeah. And it was like a compliment where we didn't have, you know, any sort of. We had maps. But if you're going somewhere locally in town, you would say, if you got to a place from point A to B and somebody gave you directions, you're literally on a landline. And you would write down, okay, go down, you know, Pennsylvania Avenue, turn right. At the second stop sign, turn left. And if, when you arrived at the place, you would tell the person you gave great directions.

[Angie]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

And if they gave bad directions, then it was a criticism. God, you give terrible directions. And that's a gift that we don't have to talk about that anymore.

[Angie]

I 100% agree. And it is so infuriating when someone says, how do I get there? Like, fucking look it up. Like she said. Like, you have all the tools. Here's the thing, though. There's a double edged sword to this. Our boys, well, our youngest, my son, cannot get to Jennifer Welch's house from my house. And he has been there his whole life, his entire life. Like, this is not new. But unless he puts your address in the map thing, he doesn't know how to get there. So it's like they're so dependent on the map, like the young drivers, that they're like. If their phone were to go out, they're like, Luke Olson could not get to Roman Welch's house if his life depended on it without putting it in the MapQuest. And he has been there for 15 years. In your new house.

[Jennifer]

Yeah, no, it's. It's. I mean, smartphones definitely make people dumb, but smartphones. As somebody who's trying to talk to people less and communicate with people less, the fact that I don't have to hear a crusty old crusty McCrusterson muffin top. Well, what you gotta do is. I'll tell you this. Here's what you do. You go north. And the men were the worst there was. It just. It went. Went on and on and on. The directions. And I have not missed that one bit. And I will take. I will sacrifice an IQ point on our children to not have to hear those directions.

[Angie]

Yeah. From. Especially if you had to stop, like, at a gas station.

[Jennifer]

Yeah, we can give up an IQ point for Luke and Roman.

[Angie]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

Yeah. They're smart enough. All right, Kylie, next.

[Kylie]

Okay, we've got Ryan.

[Curtis]

Hello, Blessica. Hello, pumps. Hello, Kiki the magic lesbian. Hello, Seth the DEI hire. Coming from you all the way in Orlando, a section of Florida that does not identify with being in Florida. I had it with bumper stickers that say, my cat is a Republican. Republican. My dog is a Democrat. First of all, your pets can't vote. And even if they could, they wouldn't be voting for a goddamn Republican.

[Angie]

Right? It's true.

[Curtis]

Stop it. Stop it. It's enough. Have a wonderful day. Thank you so much for being you.

[Jennifer]

You know, I think this is a really good point because I think if animals could vote, they would clearly never vote for Republicans by virtue of the fact that the Republican party just appointed the Secretary of Homeland Security, one Kristi Noem, who, when she's not playing dress up, which she does all the time, which is fucking wild. Like this super high cabinet position in the United States of America, and this woman rolls out, you know, we're talking three, four dozen different costumes this woman has. And before being in this position, she played up dress up as, like a dentist. I think she's got some sort of dress up porn fetish.

[Angie]

I promise you when it.

[Jennifer]

But I digress. Yeah, but she shot a dog. Her friendly dog. Her name Cricket. A dog named Cricket. That was her pet. She shot the dog. And prior to her, one presidential candidate that was beaten by one Barack Hussein Obama. And this gop candidate's name was Mitt Romney, whom I affectionately referred to as Mittens. He tied his dog to the roof of his car and went on a road trip. So Republicans have a history of not understanding how you're supposed to treat animals, which comes as no surprise to me because they treat women like, they treat black people like, they treat immigrants like, and they treat gay people like. So dogs and cats and all that would just be right in there. So no dog or cat in their right mind would ever vote for a.

[Angie]

Republican unless they were like the Caitlyn Jenner of dogs.

[Jennifer]

Just like a dog that hates being a dog.

[Angie]

Right? A dog that hates being a dog.

[Jennifer]

Maybe. Maybe it's a weenie dog and it wants to be a gold retriever.

[Angie]

Yeah, right.

[Jennifer]

It could be teeny weeny issues.

[Angie]

A teeny weeny issue, Right. There's a lot of teeny weeny issues out there, especially in maga. But here's the thing too, and I, I know I've said this if you've heard it once, a thousand times, not only did Christy know shoot her dog, her parent, I mean, her children's dog, their pet, she put it in a book and told people. And the other people that read the book, nobody ever thought like, I don't think you put that you, I don't think you tell everybody that you murdered your family pet. So nobody around her thought it was a good idea either. Career Donald Trump was like, you fucking shot your dog. Come over, be a cabinet secretary, be in charge of fema. When people lose their houses and their pets, you're the perfect person to help.

[Jennifer]

Yeah, it's crazy.

[Angie]

It's fucking nuts.

[Jennifer]

It's fucking crazy. The Republican Party is a death cult. It is, it is a death cult. It is just an absolute death cult. They want women to die. They don't want people to have health care. They want to. Somebody just recently died in ICE custody and that piece of shit Tom Homan was like, yeah, people die in custody. Who gives a shit? That Joni Ernst, she's a senator. People die. I mean, they're just, they're an absolute white crusty death cult with Clarence Thomas and Caitlyn Jenner as their little tokens.

[Angie]

Right?

[Jennifer]

All right, last one, Kylie. Okay.

[Kylie]

The last one is from Flo.

[Jennifer]

I love that name.

[Flo]

I had it with snoring. I feel like snoring is the most socially accepted, acceptable, anti social behavior that there is because people just say that they can't help it. What do you mean you can't help it? What do you mean you can't just breathe silently while you sleep? Like, what the is up with that? Close your mouth. Get some mouth tape if you really must. And I know it's hashtag not all men, but it is a predominantly male issue. Just riles me up even further. The other day, I was on a flight, and a man a couple seats down from me was just. Just snoring cacophonously for the whole flight. And I was thinking, here I am doing the exact same view. Oxygen goes in, carbon monoxide goes out silently. There is no need for this rumbling, grumbling, grating, irritating sound to be coming out of you. What is going on? If I was in a shared space, either public transport or a shared room, and it was, like, publicly determined that it was sleep time, would it be acceptable for me to play I've had a podcast out loud? No, it would not, because that would disturb the fellow sleepers. So why on earth are we putting up with snoring, a similarly disruptive, noisy nocturnal activity? Oh, I've had it.

[Angie]

How much do we love flow?

[Jennifer]

I love flow, but I. So when you Do I snore? No, I don't.

[Angie]

No. I mean, you might get into a cadence of just, like, little bit of heavy breathing, but nowhere near a snore.

[Jennifer]

You don't snore either. When we would share rooms on our. The only thing you do in the middle of night is you reach over for your vape. She vapes in her sleep.

[Angie]

I vape in my sleep. Okay, here's the thing about the snoring. I blame people on planes that are snoring like that. Like, when you're, like, made aware that that's happening, you have to make yourself stay up. Like, you can't. You can't go to sleep. Like, if you're gonna just sit there or put the. What are those little nose breath right deals? Yeah.

[Jennifer]

Yes. The tape on your nose.

[Angie]

And here's the thing. I. I will admit this. This is just. This happened maybe four flights ago. I fell asleep in my seat, and I woke up and my mouth was hanging open like I was catching every fly on planet Earth.

[Jennifer]

Did you have drooled on your face days?

[Angie]

Drool the whole night. I was horrified. I was so embarrassed that I was sitting there going. I didn't. I mean, I was like, I'm not going back to sleep. Like, this is embarrassing.

[Jennifer]

Oh, you forced yourself to stay awake after.

[Angie]

Because I was just like, I am now one of those people that sits.

[Jennifer]

Around sitting next to a person. Were you in the Seat by yourself.

[Angie]

No, I was in the seat by myself, but that's not the point. But you flight attendant thought you forced.

[Jennifer]

Yourself to stay away after that.

[Angie]

That's like other people shouldn't see your mouth hanging open at drool coming out. So the snoring is just a whole new level.

[Jennifer]

So you put yourself in an awake state. Timeout.

[Angie]

I'm like, set myself up. No more reclining. I was like, okay, we're doing this. Read my book. Because I was just like, it's gross. Like, it's just too much.

[Jennifer]

I don't really mind it, like, if people fall asleep on planes.

[Angie]

No, I know, but if your mouth's hanging up and drools coming out, I.

[Jennifer]

Just don't look at people on, on planes.

[Angie]

And I probably wouldn't have noticed either. But if somebody would have had their mouth hanging open, like, I would notice that. And the snoring, I'll tell you what I would have done. I would walked right over and go, sir, you're snoring. No one else can sleep. I would have. I'm just.

[Jennifer]

I don't doubt it. Karen.

[Angie]

Karen would just be all in his business.

[Jennifer]

I don't doubt it. I don't doubt it for one second. I mean, I just know that you would. You would definitely do that. I've seen you do similar, similar type interruptions.

[Angie]

Oh, you'll love this. So I was at my son's and we were on the phone with the management company. And he's on speaker. And so he. He's asking a question, she's answering it. Well, then I just pipe in because it's on speaker. And like, I ask a question, I got the deaf look. And when that phone hung up, I got red to filth. Do not butt in when I am talking to the management company. I'm 25 years old. I do not need your help answering this question. Did. I mean, he was like, kind of joking, but serious as a heart attack. And I was like, you're 100% right. You're 100% right. He's like, I know you can't help yourself because you're such a fucking Karen. Back up. And I was like, okay, you're right. You're right. I did it.

[Jennifer]

Good for Sam.

[Angie]

Yeah, I mean, he just, like, read me to filth.

[Jennifer]

Good for Sam. All right, I think that's all we have for today on this very special episode of I've had it where we want you to go buy our book. Life is a lazy Susan of shit sandwiches. It is a tell all manifesto and we will see you all win. Pumps.

[Angie]

We will see you next Tuesday and Thursday.

[Jennifer]

Y' all have to know what's going on here.

[Angie]

Day Thursday.

[Jennifer]

So, Pumps, for a long time at the end of the podcast, she would say, we'll see you next Tuesday and Thursday. Thursday.

[Angie]

Practicing like crazy.

[Jennifer]

So I would always die laughing. And then I would just die laughing. So now it's in her head. I'm sorry. So every time I say, we'll see you next, pumps. Tell him.

[Angie]

See you next Tuesday and Thursday. Tell you what I've had it with.

[Jennifer]

Let's hear it. I've had it with that. Listen up, patriots, gay triots and Natriots. We have a new podcast that has dropped. It's called IHIP News. It's Monday through Friday. Every day, 15 to 20 minute hot takes on the political landscape of the United States of America. Always served with a side of petty grievances.

[Angie]

We are on all the available platforms. Apple, Spotify, Google, whatever you get your podcast and YouTube, please go, rate, subscribe.

[Jennifer]

And review so that we will chart upwards with America's greatest legal mind. Pumps. Pumps. What does an eagle say? Caca. A little bit more enthusiasm. That's it.

[Angie]

That's.

[Jennifer]

That's. That's the patriotism that this country needs right there.

[Angie]

Hi, I'm Kristen Bell, and if you know my husband Dax, then you also know he loves shopping for a car.

[Jennifer]

Selling a car, not so much.

[Angie]

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[Jennifer]

Bye bye, Truckee.

[Angie]

Of course, we kept the favorite.

[Jennifer]

Hello, other Truckee.

[Angie]

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