Pegging for the People

Summary

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I've Had It – "Pegging for the People"

Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Date: June 18, 2026
Special Guest: Kylie
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Episode Overview

"Pegging for the People" is a classic, irreverent episode of "I've Had It," diving into everyday grievances, cultural absurdities, and unfiltered reflections on parenthood, masculinity, politics, and social taboos. Jennifer and Angie, joined by Kylie, tackle modern parenting, toxic masculinity, right-wing hypocrisy, sexual openness, problematic athletes, and nuanced listener grievances—always with biting humor and candid storytelling.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Modern Parenting & Restaurant Woes

Timestamps: 01:41–06:38

• Angie vents about parents letting kids order at restaurants—slowing down lines and testing everyone's patience.
  • "Until your child can read fluently and speak fluently, order for them." – Angie (01:51)
• Jennifer recalls their own chaotic “terrible mom” restaurant days full of kid puke and havoc.
  • “We were the walking, breathing embodiment of everything that this podcast is about.” – Jennifer (04:03)
  • Story of a child vomiting into chips, driving other patrons away—later finding poetic justice in enduring other people’s unruly kids.

Memorable moment: Jennifer and Angie’s self-aware roasting of their past parenting mistakes, underscoring how quickly tables turn and how communal suffering persists for all parents (05:29–06:17).

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2. Confrontation at the Gym: Masculinity and Confronting Asshats

Timestamps: 06:38–12:01

• Jennifer narrates Josh’s run-in with an aggressive man at the gym, examining the right and wrong ways to stand up for oneself—and the rare mix of strength and vulnerability in men.
  • Josh, Jennifer’s husband, faces down an unhinged stranger who (falsely) accuses him of staring.
  • “When Josh threw his weights down...and said, ‘What the fuck did you just say to me?’...I was excited.” – Jennifer (11:04)
  • Contrasts Josh’s attitude with MAGA men—“true masculinity” is not about bravado but authenticity and protecting others.
  • Riffs on public figures like Pete Hegseth for performative “toughness” but lacking real backbone (12:01).

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3. GOP Masculinity, Fatphobia & Hypocrisy

Timestamps: 12:01–14:32

• Ridicule of conservative macho-men who rail against “softness” but lack true emotional or physical strength.
• Discusses Trump’s health/appearance and broader right-wing culture’s obsession with superficial masculinity and anti-LGBTQ+ sentiment.

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4. Listener Reviews & Talking About "Pegging"

Timestamps: 15:09–17:37

• Kylie shares a listener review about the awkwardness of explaining “pegging” to a 73-year-old mother.

• Jennifer references a viral, likely fake, Grimes quote about Fortune 500 CEOs being into pegging—leading to a broader discussion about sexual kinks, exposure, and the power of leaked secrets in shaping perceptions of powerful men.

  • “Some of these Fortune 500 guys that own social media companies also like being pegged and also like recording it…” – (16:04)
  • Jennifer admits fleeting joy at the thought of these secrets surfacing, saying, “I want videos…publicly aired.” (17:15)

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5. “Trauma Egg” and Old School Divorce Surveillance

Timestamps: 17:37–29:05

• The hosts reminisce about Angie’s ex-husband’s “trauma egg” from sex addiction rehab—a construction-paper, color-coded emotional map they would routinely steal and analyze, chain-smoking cigarettes in the process.
  • “I think his phone call restricting access, specifically while we were accessing it, probably exacerbated our desire to…access it at will.” – Jennifer (28:48)

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6. Next-Level Petty: The Psycho vs. Goals Binder

Timestamps: 21:13–26:16

• News story: A woman mails her ex’s new girlfriend a 32-page, laminated binder titled “Things He Will Eventually Do to You.”
  • Debates: Is she “psycho” or “goals”? Angie: “Goals!”
  • The binder includes timelines, color codes, and even testimonials—hosts savor the crazy dedication.
  • Insight: While unhinged, it’s rooted in lingering feelings. “If you still have enough juice to make that kind of a binder, you’re still in love with them.” – Angie (26:01)

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7. Bible Verses, Baseball, and the Battle Over Rainbows

Timestamps: 29:06–36:05

• San Francisco Giants pitcher Landon Roop writes Genesis 9:12–16 (rainbow) on his Pride Night cap, signaling the rainbow “belongs to God”—contrasted to Braves’ Spencer Strider, who fully embraces LGBTQ inclusion.
  • Jennifer: “Just imagine your faith being so fragile…you have to be a dick and put that on there.” (31:31)
  • Angie calls out selective “Christian” outrage and suspects anybody this concerned is overcompensating: “If you’re thinking about it this much…you’re thinking about it a lot, a lot, a lot.” (35:54)
  • Broader point: Bullying LGBTQ people doesn’t work; they’re “not going anywhere.”
  • Commentary on J.D. Vance’s dismissals of Pride—“the biggest prostitute the globe has ever seen.” (37:59)

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8. Listener Grievances: "God & Guns" and Door-Holding Creepers

Timestamps: 42:19–51:54

God & Guns

• Listener Jen rails against country songs glorifying “God and guns,” blaming religious rhetoric and NRA propaganda for American gun mania.
  • Jennifer: “They replace critical thinking with just blind obedience.”
  • Angie: “These are the dumbest people among us, so insecure they think a gun is the only thing that can protect them.” (44:59)

Door-Holding

• Ellie from Arizona has “had it” with men holding doors from too far away, creating awkward vibes.
  • The hosts empathize—sometimes “chivalry” is just a way for creepy old guys to insert themselves into a woman’s path.
  • Angie admits to now holding doors for men herself: “Is that gay?” The team jokes about lesbian power moves and Curb Your Enthusiasm moments.
  • Kylie: “I like to hold the door for men as a little bit of a power move sometimes.” (51:23)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote | |-----------|---------|-------| | 01:51 | Angie | "Until your child can read fluently and speak fluently, order for them." | | 04:03 | Jennifer | "We were the walking, breathing embodiment of everything that this podcast is about." | | 06:12 | Jennifer | "I like kids on a case-by-case basis. And all six of those kids...I hate them." | | 11:04 | Jennifer | "When Josh threw his weights down and walked over him and said, 'What the fuck did you just say to me?'...I was excited." | | 17:15 | Jennifer | "I literally want videos...of them getting pegged, publicly aired. Is that...am I sociopath?" | | 26:01 | Angie | "If you still have enough juice to make that kind of a binder, you're still in love with them." | | 31:31 | Jennifer | "Just imagine your faith being so fragile...you have to be a dick and put that on there." | | 35:54 | Angie | "You're thinking about it this much...it's a red flag." | | 44:59 | Angie | "These are the dumbest people among us, so insecure they think a gun is the only thing that can protect them." | | 51:23 | Kylie | "I like to hold the door for men as like a little bit of a power move sometimes." |

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Start | End | |---------|-------|-----| | Kids Ordering & Parenting Fails | 01:41 | 06:38 | | Masculinity at the Gym | 06:38 | 12:01 | | GOP Masculinity & Fatphobia | 12:01 | 14:32 | | Listener Reviews & Pegging | 15:09 | 17:37 | | “Trauma Egg” & Divorce Stories | 17:37 | 29:05 | | Psycho vs. Goals Binder | 21:13 | 26:16 | | Baseball, Pride, and Bible Verses | 29:06 | 36:05 | | JD Vance Drag | 36:07 | 39:18 | | Listener Grievances: God & Guns | 42:19 | 48:02 | | Listener Grievances: Door-Holding | 48:05 | 51:54 |

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Tone & Style

• Irreverent and direct: Jennifer and Angie are unfiltered—mixing humor, self-deprecation, and stinging critiques.
• Personal: Full of self-own stories, references to family and friends, and pop culture tangents.
• Politically pointed, proudly queer- and woman-positive, skeptically anti-MAGA.

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Final Thoughts

“Pegging for the People” crams mundane annoyance, political outrage, and sexual taboos into one laugh-heavy, insightful episode. The hosts’ willingness to lampoon themselves, their friends, and their ideological adversaries makes for cathartic listening—especially for anyone who has “had it” with hypocrisy, fragile masculinity, and social pettiness.

Pre-order Jennifer’s book "Not Today Fascist" and check out daily political news on IHIP News for more bite-sized rage.

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Transcript

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[Jennifer]

so are we supposed to start the podcast?

[Podcast Producer/Host]

Ready?

[Jennifer]

1, 2, 3 Patriots gay traits they Treats Black Trio Brown Treats we love you all the maga fascists can do what Pumps. All right, welcome to America's top DEI podcast. Pumps. What have you had it with?

[Angie]

So there's been so many things lately, but here's my number one thing I've had it with right now as we sit here. Okay, you know, an hour, it'll be different. Okay at it. When you go to order, like where you're standing in line to order and somebody has a bunch of little kids because now kids are out of school and like each little kid orders and they don't know what they're ordering and it takes an infinitely longer time than if the mom just said chicken nuggets with fries or whatever. The kids like, you know, talks about the toy and I just had it. Just like until your child can read fluently and speak fluently, order for them. Save everybody else because I just get sick of all these kids everywhere talking and making things last longer.

[Jennifer]

A follow up questions. You mentioned chicken nuggets and toys. Were you at McDonald's when this happened?

[Angie]

No, I wasn't. But I'm just saying When I had children, I was gracious enough when we went to McDonald's every day to order their chicken nuggets and toys. That's the only thing I could think.

[Jennifer]

But you also did your kids homework.

[Angie]

Fair. And gotta see.

[Jennifer]

You gotta see. Where were you? What kind of restaurant was this with all these kids?

[Angie]

Were like one of those walk up, order a hamburger places in Oklahoma City. And you walk up and it's like, okay, I want a grilled cheese. Do you. Do you want ham on it? I don't know if I want him on it.

[Jennifer]

It's just like, how many kids are we talking about?

[Angie]

Like, they had six.

[Jennifer]

That was surely one mom with six kids. Super breeder.

[Angie]

It was just, I think it was like a friends. Everybody had friends.

[Jennifer]

Here's the thing. I completely agree with you. I really, I am not a lover of children. I like children on a case to case basis, the same as adults. But I remember when we were young mothers and we would stroll into a restaurant. You had three kids, I had two. And your daughter was a chronic vomiter. Like, I mean, she was a toddler, but you would think she had been bulimic. She threw up all the fucking time. Everywhere we went, she's throwing. And I remember we were at this Mexican restaurant called Chica's. We were the worst. We are the. We were the walking, breathing embodiment of everything that this podcast is about.

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[Jennifer]

I've had it. We were the white women with the snot nosed kids. And then just. And they were a nightmare. They were horrible. I'm sure we let them order. I'm sure it was a total stage five disaster.

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Yeah.

[Jennifer]

And I remember at the tail end of it, and there were people around us, like, we were the only people with kids in there. It was a tiny little restaurant, but

[Angie]

we don't go super early too.

[Jennifer]

And they were miserable, all of these people around us.

[Angie]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

There's no excuse for us walking in anywhere. In retrospect, with all those kids, I really hate us for it. There's no justification for walking. I think each kid had a friend too. It was like a goddamn day trip from a daycare. It was pathetic. Nonetheless, everybody's miserable. And I start seeing people leave. And then the coup de grace at the end was your daughter starts like, she would always kind of like start coughing, crying, and then vomit. And we have like a bowl of chips on the table and she just vomited right into the bowl of chips. And that's when I looked at you. And I was like, I'm taking My kids. And I'm leaving like we are terrorists. We are domestic terrace.

[Angie]

And we would go out at lunch to the pizza buffet and dinner. So we did it twice a day. We weren't content doing it just once a day. Because it's just when you have little kids, you just want out. You just went out of the house. Yeah.

[Jennifer]

You have to get out of the house. You have to wear them down. And unfortunately, you have to punish others because you're punished at home. And then you're like, you know what? I'm miserable and I want company. And I'm going to go to a restaurant and I'm going to stand in front of this late 50s attractive woman from Oklahoma that goes 50s. Oh, I'm sorry, bums, mid-50s. And I'm going to bring six kids and I'm going to let them take their time and lollygag as they order. And so I'm just going to say I hate it for you because again, I like kids on a case to case basis. And all six of those kids that order for you just in the spirit of friendship, I hate them. All six of them.

[Angie]

Thank you.

[Jennifer]

You're welcome. But we do kind of deserve it with what we did when our kids

[Angie]

were younger, especially me with the throwing up all the time that she threw up. And then she got. She was a snot hole and threw up. Like she didn't get her way so she could do it on command. And so I punished.

[Jennifer]

I'm saying she was like a bulimic toddler on demand.

[Angie]

It really was totally was.

[Jennifer]

It was crazy. All right, so I have a story to tell you. It's not really as much of a grievance because my life's so great. I don't really have anything I've had it with. Just kidding, listener. We live in Trump's America. I could go on, but I have an experience I want to share with you all. So Josh was in New York over the weekend and we like to go exercise together. I've had it with couples that exercise together. Anybody who wants to probably that I'm 100% on your team, but we also know I'm a hypocrite about these issues. So Josh and I go to work out and we're working out with our trainer, darling gal who's named Emily. And she's got these two boxes set up for us. You step up and down on them. This particular next exercise, I want you to lay back on your boxes and you're each going to do chest presses. So we're sitting there and we're about to start the exercise, and the gym's pretty quiet. It's like an afternoon. It's not a peak time at all. And this guy, he's about 25 years old and he has on a hoodie, walks up to Josh and he goes, what the fuck are you looking at? And Josh has these dumbbells in his hand. And it takes him like we all, like, kind of. We're all looking at him. Everybody in the gym at this point is looking at that guy. You know, Josh is from Hugo, Oklahoma, right? Listener. This is rural Oklahoma. So the man that you see with his hair coiffed and his Laura piano sweater and the great designer glasses, he's a fuz redneck from rural Oklahoma. So when this guy. So when this guy got in his face, he took about five seconds and Josh threw his dumbbells down. And he stands up and Josh is about 6, 3, 6, 4 and a big guy. And he walks over to the guy and he goes, what the did you just say to me? And Emily, our trainer is going, josh. And the guy goes. And the guy, like, mumbled Josh says, you can't be talking to people like that. And then Josh comes back and he goes, I'm telling you, buddy, I'm doing you a favor. If you say that to somebody else, you're going to get your ass whooped. I'm trying to help you here. And the guy goes, I don't need your help. And then he walks up to this other guy who's minding his own business on the incline, the ab incline thing. And this guy had like some weights down there because he was super setting something. And this guy in the hoodie that just tried to pick a fight with Josh, who, mind you, is like 12 inches shorter than Josh and a lot smaller, goes up to that guy and he goes, you need to pick your shit up. So at this point, another trainer that works there, because the gym was like. It's like multiple stories. So this gal was like, I'm going to go down and get the manager. So she goes down and gets a manager, and the manager comes up. And during this time that they went to get the manager, we had convened with the guy on the ab machine, and we had all determined that something was severely wrong with this person. Honestly, I didn't even notice him before. I sure as fuck know that Josh wasn't staring at him with all of those mirrors in the gym. The only thing Josh was looking at was himself. You know, I mean, there's just A zero percent chance that he was looking at somebody else in a mirrored room. Zero, right. Zero percent chance. And so then the manager goes up to him and Josh walks over to him again. And listener, you have to remember Josh is a criminal defense lawyer. His clients are unhinged. A lot of times they are either in prison or trying to prevent going from prison. Drug addiction, mental problems, et cetera. Josh has an incredible patience level and an ability and a skill set to deal with unhinged people like this. It's really remarkable. And I hate to give him compliments because I do not like feeding his narcissism because I have to live with him, but he, this is his superpower.

[Angie]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

So while.

[Angie]

Marriage, too.

[Jennifer]

So while the, while the manager is talking to the guy, Josh goes up to him again and he goes, dude, I'm serious. You need to watch yourself. You need to be careful. You're going to get your ass whooped. If, I mean, if I was just a little bit more unhinged. You're going to get your ass whooped. And he's like, I don't need your help.

[Angie]

Blah, blah.

[Jennifer]

And so the escort him to another floor. Nonetheless, I had to file a complaint. And then they. It's determined that the guy was following some other gal around the day before, and she had filed a complaint.

[Angie]

Really?

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Yeah.

[Jennifer]

And so it's like. And I, I, I hated the whole thing because I don't, like, I believe in second chances and.

[Angie]

Right.

[Jennifer]

But this objectively, there was something severely wrong with the kid. I just want to tell you this. When Josh threw his weights down and he walked over him and said, what the did you just say to me? And Emily was like, josh, don't. I was excited. It turned.

[Angie]

I was excited thinking that we had a big old brawl that you were gonna.

[Jennifer]

I loved it. I absolutely loved it. That Josh can both be like, eff, pro, LGBTQ plus, the biggest supporter of human rights. He can cry in a movie, he can cry at a commercial. Not afraid to show every inch of his masculinity, being vulnerable and everything. But then when somebody comes over and threatens him in his space with his wife and our trainer, who's a young girl in her early 20s, he throws the weight downs and marches over to him. It was just fucking awesome. And it made me think, Pete Hexseth would never fucking do that. He would have run down the stairs of the gym to the men's sauna and gotten some sort of BJ or something.

[Angie]

Well, yeah. Gotten out his Bible and, you know, read about all this stupid, crazy. Pete Hegseth. I don't know if you've seen this. You know, he's my favorite target of ridicule. And that's a, I mean that's, I have a plethora to choose from. But did you see, you know, he's Mr. Fat people can't be in the military. Allah. Donald Trump is the fattest one. He's the commander in chief. He was trying to do pull ups the other day and somebody videoed him and I just, I loved it so much that he was having such a horrible time because he's such a big tough guy. No, he would never. Or, or what he would do is he'd let his wife defend him because he's such a pussy.

[Jennifer]

All of those guys, Pete Hegseth, Lil Marco, JD Vance, Donald Trump, Dumb, dumb Junior, all of them, every single one of them in that situation would have not responded to that guy. Would have not, you know, and, and they would have been like, oh my God. They would have run immediately and told and they would not have like gone what the fuck did you just say to me? And like stood up man to man. They don't have that in them. But they also at the same time don't have the vulnerability to show emotion and disappointment and like a true raw vulnerability in front of other people, which to me is like a true form of masculinity. But I also read about the, the cage fighting thing they had at the White House. Oh yeah. I don't know if this is true or not, but I read it on the Internet. Specifically Elon Musk free speech website that they offered tickets to people in the military, but only of a certain ratio, height to waist ratio. They only offered it to skinny people. And then if you look at Trump, he's swollen like up like a bubble tick. I've never seen somebody gain weight. It's such a record click. Seems like the more he goes to the hospital, the more he gains. And I don't know if they're doing like a reverse lipo or something. I don't know what's going on.

[Angie]

Retaining fluid. I think his heart just can't get through it and it's just water, water, water, water. I mean his hands.

[Jennifer]

Do you think it's going to happen?

[Angie]

I think his dad lived into his 90s. I mean he was demented. Still lived. I mean, I know.

[Jennifer]

Was he fat as well? Was he fat as well? Did you be seen any late stage photos?

[Angie]

Super thin. I will say this about him, he evil as fact. But he was really thin. Now, I don't know if he like ate like Donald Trump and all that, but he did live into his 90s with.

[Jennifer]

Yeah, weren't the last 10 years like full blown Alzheimer's?

[Angie]

Yeah, but we've got full blown Alzheimer's right now as President of the United States. I mean, we're, we're on the countdown.

[Jennifer]

Touche. We do. Welcome to I've Had It. I'm Jennifer.

[Angie]

I'm Angie.

[Jennifer]

For those of you that are new here. I've had it comes out every Tuesday and Thursday. It's a longer format, a little bit sillier, a little bit more light hearted. If you want political news, we serve it up in bite sized pieces every single day, seven days a week. And that podcast is called Ihip News, so make sure you're subscribed there. Kylie, what you got for us?

[Kylie]

I've got two reviews for you. This first one is five stars, titled amazing, but beware. I love this podcast. I love everything about this podcast. I love everyone involved with this podcast. What I don't love, however, is listening to an episode with my 73 year old mom, who also loves this podcast and having to explain what pegging is. At least we had a good laugh about it. Keep up the good trouble, ladies.

[Jennifer]

Oh my God, that reminds me. Pumps. There is this false reporting, like a fake post of Grimes. It's not real, but it's wildly entertaining and it floats all over the Internet as Grimes is one of the. She's the musician baby mama of some of Elon Musk babies, right?

[Angie]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

And it's a tweet that, that I believe has been proven to be false or some comment section. But she's basically like some of these Fortune 500 guys that own social media companies also like being pegged and also like recording it. Also blah blah, blah. And I found it the other day. I was like, oh my God. Kylie. And I read it to her because we're like, here it is. Grimes. Sexuality and kinks are simply different for everyone. Many Fortune 500 CEOs enjoy being pegged. It shouldn't change your opinion of them. Some even record it even if those videos were to leak. Being a successful automaker or social media owner being ruthlessly destroyed shouldn't be the end of his career. And that person and definitely shouldn't be mad at his ex because it was her video that got uploaded. So much to my dismay. I don't think that is real, but for for like four or five minutes. Pumps. I thought it was real and I Felt like pre Trump 2.0 joy. I really did. I felt like a joy that I haven't felt since, like two years ago.

[Angie]

Yeah, that's amazing. God, I would just. The dirty secrets coming out of there of all these creepy people surrounding Trump. I mean, I bet they are. I bet it would take Kylie have to explain a lot of it to me.

[Jennifer]

I'm guessing now that that that has been suggested and put out there. I don't know that I'll be satisfied with just prison for these people. I literally want videos that they thought were going to be their fun little things to have in their own private porn collection of them getting pegged publicly aired. Is that. Am I sociopath?

[Angie]

No, no. I think that's very. I think that's very normal. You know what that review reminded me of, Jenny? The parking lot of the preschool where the mom came up to you and was like, I found these in my son's room. What are they?

[Jennifer]

Oh, my God, you guys. So, all right, so we send our kids to this preschool in Oklahoma City, and it's like two or three days a week. I remember it's a Jewish preschool because then in September, I'm so excited to get these kids back to school. And then they roll out, like, all these holidays. I'm like, I'm not prepared for this. I need for all these kids to be in school full time. But nonetheless, I'm. I'm at carpool and you had to, like, park your car and then go stand at the door, and then they brought you your toddler. And this grandmother was picking up her granddaughter, and she reaches into her purses. Jennifer, I wanted to show you something. I found these in my son's room. What do you think they are? And they were butt balls.

[Kylie]

Like anal beads?

[Jennifer]

Yeah, anal balls. But balls. Yeah. I knew immediately that they were butt stuff. I mean, I knew immediately. But I'm standing here, she's like a grandmother, and we're in front of the, like, synagogue, you know, and we're standing there. She's. Oh, Jennifer, I've been meaning to show you something. I found this in my son's room. What do you think these are? And I was like, I think those are butt balls. Lynn. Her name was Lynn. She's so sweet. She since passed away, but she was. And here's the great thing about Lynn. Like, she was like, oh, okay, well, I guess I probably shouldn't have picked him up then. And then she got her granddaughter and I got my son and it on. Yeah, that was great.

[Angie]

That was funny.

[Kylie]

Okay, last review. This one's five stars titled the Right Amount of Outrage and Steph writes this podcast platforms the correct amount of outrage on a daily basis while casting the correct amount of shade on the cruelty and hypocrisy of the gop. With the best humor too. Thank you for your service.

[Jennifer]

So nice. It's really nice.

[Angie]

The correct amount of outrage. So she starts with ev doesn't think we're unhinged. So I like it.

[Jennifer]

That's right.

[Angie]

All right.

[Jennifer]

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[Angie]

All right.

[Jennifer]

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[Kylie]

You know who that reminds me of? YouTube.

[Angie]

I worship this woman. These are goals.

[Jennifer]

Here's the thing. Like my question for you and for our listener and for our viewer is, is she psycho or is she goals? I'm going goals.

[Angie]

I'm, I'm thinking goals. I mean, that is dedication, follow through. Like, even with all the crazy shit I've seen exes do to each other in divorces, that tops the list of detailed effort. Here's the thing. I can't understand why she was arrested. Because mailing somebody something. I don't know, I mean, other than if, like, she got a restraining order. Probably.

[Jennifer]

It's probably a restraining order or something. Or, you know, like she violated a restraining order because it looks like she sent the notebook once and then I'm sure they probably filed a vpo and then she sent three updates. So it has to be a VPO violation.

[Angie]

Has to be. But I, I, to me, I'm a judge, I'm thinking, well, let's see it. What's in the book?

[Jennifer]

Oh, for sure. If I was the judge, I would be like, move everything off of the docket for the day. We are going to go through every page of the binder and everything, review PowerPoint, this court. And I would want the gal to give a presentation.

[Angie]

Absolutely. I bet she gives a fantastic presentation. You know, my favorite section is excuses he will make in order of frequency. Now that is fantastic. Yeah. Love this woman. This is goals. I mean, can you argue it's unhinged?

[Jennifer]

Probably, but it's totally unhinged. My only drawback from this would be like, she's still giving him so much power with the notebook presentation.

[Angie]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

Like, would you ever sit down and make this about your ex husband?

[Angie]

No.

[Jennifer]

You have to care, right?

[Angie]

No, I don't care. But I've always, like, the opposite of love is not hate. It's ambivalence. If you still have enough juice to make that kind of a binder, you're still in love with them. I mean, your feelings are still unresolved. But I dig it. I dig it.

[Jennifer]

So let me ask you this. When your husband got back from sexual addiction rehab. Listener, let me tell you.

[Angie]

Stripper camp.

[Jennifer]

Stripper camp. So Angie's ex goes off to sex rehab camp, and he would call her all the time and talk about how he was working on his trauma egg. His trauma egg. His trauma egg. Pumps. This is back when we smoke cigarettes. She'd call me, she'd be like, he on that trauma egg. I can't wait to get my hands on the trauma egg. I can't wait. So he gets home from rehab and she's like, I just need to give it a couple of days. But as soon as he's gone for a while, I'm going to call. You need to come over on demand. We're going to find the trauma egg.

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[Jennifer]

And so she calls me and she's like, you need to get your ass over here in like three or four minutes. And so I'm like racing up, she's like, bring two packs of cigarettes. So I get up, she goes, all right, let's burn. First we got on her back porch. We smoke. When she goes, all right, let's go. I think I know where it is. So we go in, right through his closet, we find the trauma egg.

[Angie]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

We bring it out to the dining room table and meticulously fold it out. Do you remember this? You're such an old lady. Do you remember your dining room table had like those plastic covers for the top of it?

[Angie]

The COVID So that was. Yes.

[Jennifer]

Okay, take it out. Take it from here. Pumps. Once we found the trauma egg and spread it out.

[Angie]

Okay. So remote. Just a reminder to new listeners, this is the same table where I had an off duty FBI agent come and give him a polygraph before he went to stripper camp. So this is the same dining room table. So it's like a construction paper, like, I guess, poster board thing. And it was like a. Like the biggest circle and it would say that, you know, something. And it was color coded, so it was like green and then a strip of another thing. So it's like a layered Crepe. What would you call that? Poster board paper or. Yeah, some kind of paper with markers and all this. And we were just like a. Like, I cannot believe we spent this much money. Blah, blah, blah, blah. So I don't know if he called while we had it out, but remember, he called and said, I don't want you and Jennifer going through my stuff from rehab.

[Jennifer]

My trauma egg.

[Angie]

Stay away from my trauma egg. And I think we were already in it. We were looking at it when he called.

[Jennifer]

But we did find some tidbits. I remember we found some tidbits, and we were both like, what is that?

[Ellie]

What?

[Jennifer]

And then, like. And then, of course, then we put it all up, and then we go outside and chain smoke to analyze it all. And I can still analyze.

[Angie]

We took it out several days. I mean, it was. It wasn't a one and doner.

[Jennifer]

There's no way. We took it out multiple times.

[Angie]

Multiple times.

[Jennifer]

Like, which I think his phone call restricting access, specifically while we were accessing it probably exacerbated our desire to implement compulsively, access it at will.

[Angie]

Yeah. Then it became like, he doesn't want us to see the trauma egg. So every day, we just need to see the trauma.

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[Jennifer]

Okay. All right. Moving along, here's another story. A group of baseball players on the San Francisco Giants are proving why we need Pride month. Let's pop this up. After three San Francisco Giants pitchers appeared in Friday's game with Bible verses written on their pride night cap, MLB issued a warning that similar behavior will not be tolerated. Here is San Francisco Giants pitcher Landon Raup. Landon Roop with his hat. Let's pop this up. There he is. So that's the gay pride hat. And he has to put on his hat right there with some sort of paint pen or marker. He puts Genesis 9:12 through 16. This is the passage from the Bible where God sets a rainbow in the sky as a covenant with Noah, promising never to flood the earth again. The message from the player is clear. The rainbow belongs to God, not the LGBTQ community. Let's just remember here, just for those of you that like to critically think God's like, I've been a bad boy. I committed genocide, so I'm gonna put a rainbow in the sky. And I mean, that's just. That is insane. But. But I digress. 15% of San Francisco residents, 15% identify as LGBTQ. The Giants were the first professional sports team to host a game that raised awareness and money for the HIV AIDS epidemic with until there's a Cure Day in 1994, Roop was asked by a reporter why he made the decision. And here's what he said.

[Ellie (continued)]

Play the clip.

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[Landon Roop (San Francisco Giants Pitcher)]

Kind of what the verse says, you know, the rainbow is a symbol of God's covenant to us, and us as believers stand firm in that. But I don't. I mean, it's not. It's not anything. You know, say this like there's no. There's no hate at all. It's. It's just what I. What I stand for and what I stand in. I believe in God, and. Yeah, that's me.

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[Jennifer]

Before I move along, just imagine your faith being so fragile. Yeah, that. Something that has nothing to do with you, like celebrating Pride, but everything to do with the city that employs you or this, the customers, you know, of the baseball team. And you have to be a dick and put that on there. The Atlanta Braves also hosted their Pride Night recently, and pitcher Spencer Strider showed how players can actually embrace the LGBTQ community. Let's play this clip.

[Atlanta Braves Representative]

Now, we want everybody to feel included and a part of the community here in Atlanta, and that's park. And to the extent that baseball can be a part of that, you know, that's. That's exciting. Exciting. And definitely want to take those opportunities. So we appreciate you being here. And go Braves.

[Jennifer]

So to recap, here we have two teams. The Atlanta Braves, first in their division with a hot pitcher who embraces the LGBTQ+ community, and the San Francisco Giants, far less hot of a pitcher or whatever player. He is second to last in their league with players who turn their backs on their fans. And so here's a screen grab of the guy from Atlanta. Look at that form. Look at that. He looks like a Greek God. Hot ass with that mustache. I mean, look at this. Look at this. Maga, pink arm, chomp. Trump. What is his name?

[Angie]

Oh, and I think. Does he have a cross on his glove? The San Francisco, like, enough with your. Like, if you're mad that people want to have Pride Month, then fucking get the glove. The cross off your glove.

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[Angie]

I hate them. I hate them. First of all, when he's like, it's not hate or anything, well, then why can't you just let somebody have it? Why do you have to put Genesis on your hat? I mean, if you're all fine and you're so cool, shut the fuck up with your archery hat on. So that tells me he's MAGA right then and there. I. It's just like, you Have. You are a major league athlete. You are a professional athlete. No doubt. You have access and money. And you can't just enjoy it and be supportive and helpful. Especially in San Francisco. You have to get your magic marker out or paint pen and write some verse from Genesis on there. Shut the. That's what I say.

[Jennifer]

I just think they're so. They're so fragile in their beliefs, they're so incredibly fragile in them that the idea of being inclusive. He's basically saying, that's against my religion, right? What an indictment cannot be equal. What an indictment on that sect of Christianity, that inclusivity is against your religion. Not judging people is against your religion. And this is so ubiquitous and Bible Belt states, what kids that were born to MAGA Christian parents have to endure from their parents during Pride month is enough. But then to have these pink arm Trump chumps pile on and belittle them more is just really more than I can take. And here's just something that these MAGA people need to understand. All of them, all of the MAGA people, whether you're in the administration or you live in rural America, gay people are here. They have always been here. They're not going anywhere. You can try to bully them, you can demean their parade. You can write stupid Bible verses about God trying to atone for committing a genocide with a rainbow and claiming that somehow that makes any fucking sense at all. But you just look like an asshole. And the gay people, they're still going to be gay. Whether you make it legal, illegal, accept it, don't accept it. It is just. There is homosexuality in animals. There's homosexuality in people. And I'm just going to say this to. What's this guy's name? Landon. L A N D E N. Landon Roop. For me, Landon, when straight men are concerned so much about gay stuff, it raises red flags.

[Angie]

It's a red flag.

[Jennifer]

I just, I sound the sirens. I'm getting gay darpings.

[Angie]

You're that worried about it and you're thinking about it that much that you're gonna get your paint pen out in 20, 20, 26, you're thinking about it a lot. A lot, a lot.

[Jennifer]

I agree. All right, let's hit up a voicemail.

[Kylie]

I actually have a breaking news update on this story.

[Jennifer]

What?

[Kylie]

J.D. vance has chimed in,

[Jennifer]

this old queen on Twitter. Trump won. We don't have to do this anymore.

[Angie]

Okay, just a couple things about this J.D. vance, who, according to reviews that I have read of his new book about how he's such a great Catholic that he is so arrogant and he's trying to tell the Catholic Church what they should believe in. This is the. And he's trying to walk back childless cat ladies. This is a guy that called Trump America's Hitler and now sucks his dick at every cabinet meeting. JD Vance is bending him over on a daily basis, puts him in charge of fraud while he is defrauding the whole country, draining the treasury. Everything that JD Vance does is a failure, not only because he sucks, but because Trump is engineering it behind the scenes. And so for him to come out and say this after his grandmother thought he was gay as a child and he put it in a book, he

[Jennifer]

thought he was gay.

[Angie]

He thought he was gay, he thought he was gay.

[Jennifer]

And he asked his mama, he asked her, am I gay? And he wrote it and published it in a book. And the same guy wears eyeliner and runs a little light in the loafers to go fetch his kids at Disneyland.

[Angie]

A very bizarre relationship with Peter Thiel.

[Jennifer]

Very, very bizarre. Very bizarre. I'm not saying J.D. vance is gay. I'm just saying if Peter Till said, I'll give you, you know, an extra 5 million if you let me peg you right now, he'd bend over and go, what size dildo are you putting on, Peter? I, I just. This is a man for him to act like Trump won. We don't have to do this anymore.

[Angie]

J.D.

[Jennifer]

vance is the biggest prostitute the globe has ever seen, ever. It's not about Trump winning or Trump losing. It is about insecure men. Maga men like this picture the very unattractive one with the pink arm. And it's just like J.D. vance with his pink arms, no muscle tone. These are the type of guys that probably need their asses whooped. And it would do them some good, but they would be snot slinging, titty baby victim, litigious. The whole. These are guys. JD Vance cannot defend his wife, he cannot defend his kids. He defends little young MAGA Nazi group chats. That's where he is. So honestly, I'm glad that J.D. vance is showing us exactly who he is. I'm glad that all of the celebrities right now that choose not to speak out about what's happening, there's a record of all of this. This is beyond anything that this country's ever experienced before. This is beyond. And so there's just, there's a record. There's an ongoing, permanent record here at I've had it podcast.

[Angie]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

Who supports the gays and who doesn't? We have a list yeah. And we're submitting it to the authorities at the appropriate time. We are.

[Angie]

To J.D. vance.

[Jennifer]

He's at the top of the list.

[Angie]

All right. Top of the list.

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[Kylie]

Okay, I've got a voice memo from Jen.

[Ellie]

Hi, Jen Pumps Kylie, Seth, Ryan, all you bitches. So what I have fucking had it with is gods and guns. I was at work today, so I work at drive through coffee place and a big part of our brand is loud music. Right this morning while I was at work, a song was playing at work called God and Guns. And I'm just going to read you some lyrics that I heard. O God and guns, ye keep us strong. That's what this country Lord was founded on. We might as well give up and run if we let him take our God and guns.

[Jennifer]

You know what?

[Ellie]

I wish you all would fucking run away because. What the hell do you mean? You, you will literally restrict anything but your guns. And somewhere else in the song he talks about, you know, not being safe that you used to be able to have your door unlocked. Well, you know why you have to have your door locked? Because of your stupid fucking guns.

[Angie]

Agree 1 million percent. And I am in the land of God and guns. Everybody got in guns. Family members got in guns. I just don't understand how people like first of all to make a hymn about like ye guns. That's fucking crazy. But this gotta get like, where do they, where do they fit together? It's been that to me is outside sourcing like because I've been to Bible study. There's nothing about guns in the Bible. They didn't have them. So this, this marriage of God and guns to me is NRA going after the mega Christians. And here's one thing that I've had it with, how I don't feel safe. What the.

[Jennifer]

Why do you don't feel safe?

[Angie]

Why do you think you have like for example. Perfect example is like my mother. She would be like, oh well, there's so much crime. You've never been touched by crime ever in your whole entire life. You don't need a bunch of fucking guns. These crazy people about their guns. And what's the statistic? Like all these, oh, I have a gun, my home is safe. The people that own the guns are the ones that are shot with their own gun. Like it's a huge statistic. So I just think these are the dumbest people among us that are so insecure that they think a gun is the only thing that can protect them, like shut the up.

[Jennifer]

Well, and there's psychology behind this. They, they've studied liberal brains and conservative brains and conservative brains. People are more fear based. And so that's why like your mother falls prey to Fox News propaganda about the immigrant caravans and all of the crime in blue cities. And I always know when I was in Oklahoma City and I said I'm moving to New York, I could always tell when somebody watched Fox News News, they go, aren't you worried about the crime? Or you know, if you tell them you're going to Mexico, oh my God, are you going to be safe? I'm like, please, we're the ones with all the guns getting shot up in movie theaters and schools and all this. Mexico's just fine. So they, they operate from a position of being scaredy cats conservatives or all these conservative men are terrified. Fear is their driving force of all of the decisions they make. And psychologists have proven this. They can't critically think and instead they, they replace critical think thinking with just blind obedience. And so they're just, you know, obedient for the sake of just being obedient. But as it pertains to guns, it surprises me. Zero. You know, everybody knows I was raised by atheist parents, but I would be, you know, people in Oklahoma are nuts about recruiting you. If you say you don't go to church, they, it's, they're all up in your business. So I go to church with them friends, time to time. And the meanest, cruelest shit I'd ever heard in my life was from a pulpit. It was just these, these pastors, Baptist church, Southern Baptist, Pentecostal. It was just this hellfire damnation. So you have this group of Americans, these right wing evangelicals that number one, don't critically think, number two, do whatever their parents have told them, whatever their churches have told them. And it sets the psychological soil for them to fall prey to all sorts of manipulation from the nra, from Russia, from Fox News because they are so fucking scared all the time. They're scared. They fall prey to scapegoating so easily. And when you take away somebody's, you know, will to critically think, which is what these churches do then, oh you've got to. And this was a whole Reagan thing too. The war on crime and all of this shit started in the 80s, remember the neighborhood watch stuff they start. The NRA was behind all of that, that to get guns because the guns were for profit. And the most, the easiest manipulated people in this country are the same people that Triple trumped. They're the same people that go to mega churches. They're the same people who bully their gay kids. They're the same people who believe the. That trip. Trickle down economics is great. They're the same people that think Lindsay Graham is a heterosexual. These are the people that fuck us. Fuck us. Fuck us. Those people.

[Angie]

Yeah, always. Speaking of which, did you see the picture of Lindsey Graham at Trump's fight night with the two guys? I mean, I've never seen him happier.

[Jennifer]

Of course. All right, let's go to the next voice memo.

[Ellie (continued)]

Okay.

[Kylie]

Up next, we've got Ellie.

[Ellie (continued)]

Hi, Jen Pumps and Kylie. I am reporting from Arizona and I do have a grievance for you. But first, I wanted to thank you so much for everything that you are doing. I am the daughter of. Of an extreme Trumper and it is only getting worse and he is doubling down throughout the past couple of weeks. So we are DEFCON 5. And I really, really appreciate you guys. My grievance is that I have fucking had it with anyone that holds the door for you while you are a bajillion miles away. And it only happens to be the creepiest of creepy men that will stand there and hold it for me and make eye contact with me while I am a mile or two away. Like, it's just. It's horrible. I practice what I'm gonna say to them. I practice them saying really creepy things and me just like laughing it off and walking inside. Then they're walking behind me to the elevator. It's. It is a whole process. Walk through the door.

[Ellie]

Just.

[Ellie (continued)]

I don't give a. About your ego.

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[Ellie (continued)]

I will open my own door. Thank you.

[Jennifer]

So the complaint is there's. There should be an expiration time based on distance that you go ahead and go in. She's saying creepy old men see her clearly.

[Kylie]

Cute.

[Jennifer]

You could tell by the voice. Cute as a button walking up. And they. They belabor the door holes to get close to the gal. Is this habit? This happens to you all the time, Pumps, hot as you are.

[Angie]

What happened was at the gym last week, I park and then it's a long walk up to the door and this guy was coming out and he saw me and it wasn't. I mean, it was like an uncomfortable amount of time where I was like, do I hurry? Do I just keep walking? Do I wave it off? And I had the exact same thought, like, why are you holding the door? Just let the door. I can open my own door. But then I felt like I needed to kind of to hurry up. So I just maintained the same thing. And he stood there and held it the whole time. So obviously, unbeknownst to me, he thought I was hot. And so clearly, let's go over the

[Jennifer]

demographics of the guy. How tall, height, color, 70, 80, what we're talking here.

[Angie]

60, definitely in his 70s. Like he was an older, like my parents age guy.

[Jennifer]

Tall, short,

[Angie]

slight. Probably not too tall, but she could have been taller.

[Jennifer]

Did you get a pheromone hit? Did you get a pheromone hit?

[Angie]

No. I was like, this is so annoying. Don't do that. But you know what I've been doing? I don't know what it is. I've been opening doors, like, for men. Like I run up and I don't like today. And I did it. I was just like we both were doing at the door at the same time. And so I opened it and it pulled it back. And I don't know if that's just. I was just like, I don't. I don't know. I don't know why I did it.

[Jennifer]

Kylie, what's the list on how gay she is? Yeah, let's review.

[Angie]

Is that gay?

[Jennifer]

I just said. You said, I've just started opening the door for men. And I said, a lot of lesbians do this.

[Angie]

Oh, I didn't hear that. I thought you said, does she have a lisp?

[Jennifer]

Remember that? Yeah, Remember that Larry David episode of Curb youb Enthusiasm where he's holding the door and he sees the. That she's a lesbian. Kind of masculine, presenting lesbian.

[Kylie]

So he goes.

[Jennifer]

And he closes it and goes in. And then she finds him and huds him down and confronts him like, hey, why didn't you hold the door for me? And he was like, well, you're clearly a lesbian. She was like, so I still want the door held for me.

[Kylie]

I like to hold the door for men as like a little bit of like a power move sometimes.

[Angie]

Is that what it was?

[Ellie]

A power move?

[Kylie]

It is for me.

[Jennifer]

So the other day I was. I was going into the gym and I was totally like texting somebody. It was like an important work text. I needed to get out, out. And I was. And somebody had the door open. Is a gay guy, of course. And so I go in after and he kept hitting the door. And then I never said thank you.

[Angie]

And I was like.

[Jennifer]

He goes, thank you. And I went, thank you for scolding me for that. I was a total ashy. In all sincerity, thank you. Thank you for scolding me. Thank you for holding the door. I loved it.

[Angie]

Yeah, I loved it. If I'm a dick, I want somebody to say hey. And oh my gosh, sometimes you get caught in your own world.

[Jennifer]

All right, so that was today's podcast. I have a book that's coming out that you all have got to pre order. It is called Not Today Fascist, which today we will dedicate the Not Today Fascist to. Let me find that little pink arm homophobe. What's his name here? Landon. Believe his name was Landon. With the Landon Ross. Landon Roop. I would like to dedicate to Landon Roop. He is a San Francisco Giants pitcher, a homophobe, a illiterate, non critically thinking fascist. Not a real advanced fascist, but a fascist nonetheless. So to support me, pre order the book. It's linked right below in the show notes. And I want to remind everybody that this is our long form I my I've had it podcast. If you want bite sized pieces of the news, go to IHIP News and subscribe to that one as well on our YouTube. It all comes up the same channel. But if you want to know what's going on with the maga, go there and we will see you all later. I'll tell you what I've had it with. Let's hear it. I've had it with that.

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