Red, White, and Screwed

Summary

Podcast Summary: "I've Had It" Episode - Red, White, and Screwed

Episode Information:

• Title: Red, White, and Screwed
• Hosts: Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
• Release Date: May 22, 2025
• Description: Join Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan along with their special guests on “I’ve Had It” for a comedic and feel-good exploration of everyday frustrations and amusing grievances.

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1. Personal Space Invasions [02:00 – 05:50]

Angie Sulivan kicks off the episode by sharing her frustration with drivers who park their cars too close in parking lots:

"What I've had it with is when you are parking your car and you walk out to the parking lot and there's 1,000 spaces available and someone parks right next to you... That's fucking bullshit." ([02:07])

Jennifer Welch expands on the theme, comparing personal space invasions in parking lots to similar behaviors in other public settings:

"It seems to me like you can have personal space invaders that convey your personal space, but your car too can have a space invader." ([02:41])

The discussion delves into the psychology behind why individuals choose proximity when ample space is available, leading to broader reflections on societal behaviors and personal boundaries.

2. "Curb Your Larry David" Social Media Transformation [06:00 – 11:55]

Jennifer Welch expresses her dismay over a beloved social media account dedicated to "Curb Your Enthusiasm" stars morphing into an OnlyFans-like platform:

"The biggest bait and switch I've ever been involved in my entire life... it's basically an OnlyFans page." ([07:00])

Angie Sullivan agrees, emphasizing the incompatibility between the comedic content of Larry David and the adult-oriented nature of OnlyFans:

"But Curb Your Enthusiasm and OnlyFans, there is just no joiner." ([08:18])

Kylie—the podcast's co-host—adds that many such accounts monetize their large follower base by introducing unrelated content:

"The more followers you have, the more your page is worth... that's what they're doing." ([10:03])

The hosts discuss the emotional betrayal felt when favorite content sources change their nature, reflecting on the challenges of maintaining authenticity in the digital age.

3. Exploring Sexuality and Identity [12:00 – 19:15]

Jennifer brings up the topic of asexuality and its intersection with lesbian identity, referencing personal anecdotes and listener interactions:

"My nephew Joey texted me... she said other accounts are apparently doing this too." ([09:10])

Angie shares her journey of self-discovery and the realization that her asexual identity might align more closely with being a lesbian:

"I have heard that too from my lesbian friends... I think we're part of the community." ([15:32])

Kylie acknowledges the complexities of sexual identity, reinforcing the importance of self-awareness:

"Anytime a fan sees me outside, the number one question I get asked is, is pumps really a lesbian?" ([15:40])

The conversation underscores the fluidity of sexual orientation and the societal pressures to label oneself, encouraging listeners to embrace their authentic identities.

4. Social Media, AI, and Modern Challenges [20:00 – 35:00]

The hosts transition to discussing the pervasive influence of AI, particularly ChatGPT, on various aspects of life:

• Jennifer shares humorous examples of ChatGPT being used for legal loopholes and personal relationship analyses:

  "ChatGPT wrote a letter to ChatGPT for a refund. I got it back. Haha." ([30:32])

• Angie reminisces about traditional methods of academic dishonesty, paralleling them with modern AI-assisted cheating:

  "When the calculator came out, what that did to mathematics courses... we're heading towards integrating AI with human involvement." ([33:50])

Jennifer raises concerns about AI's impact on creative fields, pondering whether it might dilute human creativity:

"I just don't see how it doesn't dilute that area. Like, you know, playwrights, stage." ([34:49])

The discussion highlights the double-edged sword of technological advancements—providing convenience while posing ethical and creative dilemmas.

5. Grievances About Pedestrians and Dog Walkers [43:17 – 47:04]

Kaylee, a contributor, voices her frustration with reckless pedestrians and dog walkers in parking lots:

"Nobody is even looking left to right before they walk in front of my car... I've also had it with white women, but that's for another day." ([43:17])

Jennifer empathizes, sharing personal experiences of similarly entitled behavior:

"Entitled pedestrians at crosswalks... you have to be able to move quickly and respond." ([46:30])

Angie reinforces the importance of pedestrian responsibility for mutual safety:

"Just pay attention. It's not that hard. Hate it." ([46:30])

The segment underscores the everyday challenges of coexistence in shared spaces, emphasizing safety and awareness.

6. Current Events and Research Insights [22:00 – 28:00]

Jennifer shares a recent news story about a Swedish court fining a mother for a TikTok prank that involved cracking an egg on her toddler's head:

"A mother was ordered to pay her toddler $2,000 for cracking an egg on her head for a TikTok trend." ([23:51])

Angie discusses the ethics of monetizing children's online activities and advocates for financial protections akin to child actors’ trusts:

"If the parents are making money off of the social media posts with the kids, it should go in a trust for them." ([24:46])

The hosts debate the fine line between creative expression and potential harm, questioning societal norms around parenting in the digital age.

7. Pet Behavior and Emotional Reactions [26:00 – 28:28]

Jennifer relates a study showing that dogs experience emotions similar to humans when faced with inequality:

"Dogs react to inequality the same as humans, showing signs of depression when treated unequally." ([26:05])

Both hosts share anecdotes about their pets displaying jealousy and frustration, drawing parallels between canine behavior and human social dynamics.

8. Voicemail and Listener Interactions [35:36 – 59:35]

The episode incorporates voicemails from listeners, adding diverse perspectives and humor:

• Tammy M. discusses how MAGA supporters inadvertently bolster the lesbian community:

  "They have dried up more straight women's vaginas than any other movement on the planet." ([35:43])

• Taylor M. jokes about age-related insecurities and cosmetic enhancements:

  "How old am I? Guess. You'll never guess, bitch." ([39:11])

• Kaylee reiterates her frustrations with pedestrians, while Drew complains about a coworker's misuse of a Stanley Cup:

  "I've had it with white women, but that's for another day." ([48:08]) "What is wrong with people?" ([50:49])

These interactions provide a mix of humor, relatability, and shared grievances, enhancing listener engagement.

9. Fitness Trends and Social Pressure [54:00 – 57:36]

The hosts critique the obsession with fitness supplements and social media's role in promoting unrealistic body standards:

"It's always like this exploitation of capitalism on something where it's just eat well... but it always turns into this big, big identity thing." ([54:22])

Angie and Jennifer discuss the pressures of maintaining a certain physique, emphasizing personal well-being over societal expectations.

10. Conclusion and Promotions [59:40 – End]

The episode wraps up with promotional segments:

• Jennifer advertises their book, "Life is a Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches," highlighting its themes of friendship and perseverance.
• Angie and Jennifer encourage listeners to subscribe and review their podcast, while teasing upcoming projects like their new daily podcast, IHIP News.

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Notable Quotes:

• "That's fucking bullshit." — Angie Sullivan ([02:07])
• "But Curb Your Enthusiasm and OnlyFans, there is just no joiner." — Angie Sullivan ([08:18])
• "Listen up, listener. We are sometimes sharp as attack, and sometimes it takes us a long time to arrive there. But when we arrive, we arrive with enthusiasm." — Jennifer Welch ([19:13])
• "If you're completely happy, you know, you go to movies by yourself, you'll go and grab a bite by yourself." — Jennifer Welch ([18:29])

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Key Takeaways:

• Personal Boundaries: The episode highlights the frustration with personal space invasions in everyday settings, drawing attention to broader societal norms.
• Authenticity on Social Media: Hosts express disillusionment with how favorite content creators or platforms might change their essence for monetization.
• Sexual Identity Exploration: The conversation delves into the fluidity of sexual orientation, emphasizing the importance of self-discovery and acceptance.
• Impact of AI and Social Media: The dual nature of technology is explored, celebrating convenience while questioning ethical implications.
• Everyday Grievances: From reckless pedestrians to obsessions with fitness standards, the hosts share relatable frustrations with humor and honesty.

This episode of "I've Had It" combines humor with insightful discussions on contemporary issues, making it a relatable and entertaining listen for those navigating the quirks of modern life.

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[Angie]

One, two, three.

[Jennifer]

Patriots, Gay trios. They off. Welcome to America's Top DEI Podcast Pumps. What have you had it with?

[Angie]

What I've had it with is when you are parking your car and you walk out to the parking lot and there's 1,000 spaces available and someone parks right next to you. This happened to me yesterday. The guy was right on the yellow line. I was in the middle of my spot, but I had to shimmy into my car to open the door and there were at least 50 parking places around us. The only spot that was taken was the one next to me that he was right on the line. I was like, that's fucking bullshit.

[Jennifer]

So it seems to me like you can have personal space invaders that conveyed your personal space, but your car too can have a space invader.

[Angie]

Oh my gosh. That's exactly exactly what it is. Car Space Invaders.

[Jennifer]

Yes. When there was. This is. This is the same psychology of if you go into a doctor's office and there's nine chairs available and you pick a chair and then the person comes in and they sit kind of like in your sight line or next to you or right across from you when they could have chosen another place to sit. And that drives me crazy. I mean, recently I was at a doctor's office and a woman came and sat right next to me when there were nine other available chairs.

[Angie]

I don't understand it. I don't get it.

[Jennifer]

I don't understand it. There's a psychology to let's separate when we can. There are times where we're forced together. There's times where we have no choice but to personally invade spaces. An example would be walking into a basketball game. We've been going to all these Thunder playoff games. It's personal space invasion out the wazoo. From parking to entering to sitting down to going to the restroom. It's a nightmare. Right. But when you have the opportunity to distance yourself or your vehicle from vehicles at large or humanity at large, take the opportunity. Swing and hit.

[Angie]

Here's my question. Why don't these people want to take the opportunity? I mean, how did this guy know I wasn't going to just ram my car door into his and give him a door ding? Obviously, I'm not going to because I'm not a complete dick. But why would anybody want to sit next to somebody they don't know when they don't have to? It's crazy to me.

[Jennifer]

Yeah. You know, I just think people are. Are crazy and lonely and maybe this guy. I mean, I don't know. I don't know the psychology behind all of it. I'm trying to crack the case on these MAGA voters. And I mean, I think that these things might all be linked anecdotally. We're accumulating quite a bit of evidence to things like this, but I just don't know. I don't know. I don't know if it's better to live in, like a New York where you have. You forego personal space and everybody just accepts that you all have to invade each other's space, but nobody talks to one another. And you don't have to do all of this. You don't have expectations of other people because, you know, if you're passing somebody on the subway steps or on the street, you could brush shoulders and it's just accepted. And then you get out to middle America, where we live. And then there's this layer of we need to be even more distant. I almost think it's better just to just to live in a populated place and just know that our car is going to be next to each other, our shoulders are going to be next to each other. And then you don't have these expectations where people are going to disappoint you. Because people always deliver on disappointing.

[Angie]

That's true. And that was my, like New Year's resolution is I'm going to stop having expectations, period. Because expectations are what kill you every time they crush the soul.

[Jennifer]

Yeah, yeah.

[Angie]

And people are endlessly disappointing.

[Jennifer]

They really are. Okay, let me tell you what I've had it with so listener Pumps know is, and I'm sure many of you longtime listeners know that my favorite show is Curb youb Enthusiasm. My favorite actor slash comedian is Larry David. I have a framed photograph of him on my desk downstairs in this here very office. When my children swing by my office, they always point out that I do not have a framed picture of them on the desk. That I have a framed picture of my dogs and of Larry David. So needless to say, I really, really love this man. So accordingly, I follow on social media some Curb youb Enthusiasm accounts. So this one particular account I follow and it followed for years called Curb youb Larry David. I've seen every episode two to three times. But it's just always fun when they cut them up and you get a one to two minute hit right on one of Larry's grievances or spin on something and it brings me joy and it makes me happy. Where over the course of the last two to three months, I'm on my Instagram feed and all of a sudden I like a what appears to be like an Only Fans model. And then like all of a sudden the pants are on and then they're off and it's like this. It's like the splash thing. Like. So then I go and look like, what account is this? And it's Curb your Larry David. And I'm like, well, they must have been hacked by a cabal of prostitutes or something because I don't know what's going on here. Well, as I keep digging into it, I don't know if he's selling the space for Only Fan Girls or if the owner of this account is promoting only Fan Girls. The biggest bait and switch I've ever been involved in my entire life. For years I followed this account. For years I've double tapped and liked and even commented on these clips of Curb youb Enthusiasm, and now it's basically an only fans page. And they'll post like four or five only fans things, and then there's a clip of Larry, and it's just the schizophrenia. And I don't know how. I don't know what to do about this. I mean, part of me wants to unfollow, and then the minute I think unfollow, then they roll out with a banger of a Larry David clip. And so I'm just stuck in here. I'm gonna think I'm gonna unfollow, but. Has this happened to you on any of your accounts?

[Angie]

No, I have not noticed any only fan advertisements invading my feed. That's bananas.

[Jennifer]

And it says, like, I sure do love Misty. She. She fantastic. And she's like an only fan, so she's promoting her. Yes. And I just think, like, this would be an episode of Curb youb Enthusiasm. It would, you know, that you follow this account, you're all chips in on it. I don't really follow any only fans accounts. If you do, I'm not gonna, you know, sex shame you, whatever, whatever, you know, get you off. I don't care. But to marry these two things. Curb your enthusiasm with advertisements for OnlyFans pages. It just seems like I've been hoodwinked. It seems like, you know, I followed this account. I. I even shared to my story this account. I double tapped almost every video I comment. I did engage. I did everything right. And now you're rolling out these only fans things, and the two just don't go together. Why not start a separate page?

[Angie]

No, I completely agree. Like, if it was. If you were following, like a bra site or, you know, a swimsuit. Swimsuit site, I can see how, you know, they have only fans. At least that would be mildly related. But curb Your enthusiasm and OnlyFans, there is just no joiner.

[Jennifer]

Larry is a white man that's in his 70s and a cranky Jewish comedian. And then to then jump to this, you know, OnlyFans page, it's the weirdest. It's the weirdest thing ever. And recently my nephew Joey texted me, and he said, if you notice the Curb youb Enthusiasm like page that we've all followed forever is now an only fans page. And I was like, I don't know what is going on? And he said that other accounts are apparently doing this too. I guess that the thing is, like, this account has over 600,000 followers. So you can monetize.

[Angie]

Gotcha.

[Jennifer]

That volume of this only fan person can say, hey, if you promote my page, you know, I'll pay you five grand or two grand. I don't know how much it is, but I'm just, you know, that's just arbitrary number guess. But anyway, I just think it's wild. And I've had it with that because, you know, then. Then I'm like, I see it and I'm like, this isn't something I would just Google on my own.

[Angie]

Right.

[Jennifer]

And here it is in my page. But anyway, welcome to I've had it. I'm Jennifer.

[Angie]

I'm Angie.

[Jennifer]

Kylie. Have you seen this?

[Kylie]

I have. Yeah. People will sell out.

[Jennifer]

Okay, so tell us what you know about this.

[Kylie]

Like, the more followers you have, the more your page is worth. So it's like prime real estate to advertise. So I've had a lot of favorite accounts that all of a sudden become something completely different. They don't even post the same stuff. Like, that's odd to me that there's Larry David stuff still in there. Yeah, just go the full only fans.

[Jennifer]

No, it'll be like. It'll be like two only fans, and then it'll be like three Larry David. So it keeps the fan base in. But the first time I saw it, I was so like, I'm mentally. It says, curb your Larry David, and then it's like these, like a. It's an image of a girl, and then it flashes real fast to where all of a sudden her pants are on, then they're off, and they're back on again. Like, you get a little peekaboo of the ass or something like that, Right? And so I'm like. I think I'm like in an airport and this thing pops up on my feed and people are sitting next to me and I look like some big Leslie pervert perving out on only fans in the airport lobby. No offense to Leslie perverts. I support you, but it's just not something that I would have typically had in my feed. And I feel very betrayed by the account. I think they even follow me back. So now I'm in this position. We followed each other. We had a love for Larry David, and now I look like a horn dog lesbian at Will Rogers World Airport in Oklahoma City because of this shit.

[Angie]

Oh, my gosh, this is so great. I love this so much. I mean, I would hate it for you, but I love it that it's happening to you.

[Jennifer]

I know you do. It's fun. It's fun when your friends suffer.

[Angie]

It is. It is Especially about the only fans. Like, I can't even find only fans.

[Jennifer]

I mean, just. Have you tried. Are you trying to find only.

[Angie]

No, but I mean, I'm sure if I sat down right now and wanted to find an only fans model on.

[Jennifer]

I don't think it'd be hard.

[Angie]

Oh, you think I could even. I could.

[Jennifer]

I think you just type in only fans and I mean, I think the porn component of the Internet is quite large and quite accessible.

[Angie]

Well, that's probably right.

[Jennifer]

Yeah. Even. Even for people at your advanced stage, I think you could crack it in about five seconds.

[Angie]

And lack of technology. Technology skills.

[Kylie]

The problem is she would be typing in fansonly.com. that's why you're not finding it true that she would.

[Jennifer]

Okay, Kylie. What? Speaking of horn dog lesbians, how are you today?

[Kylie]

Good.

[Jennifer]

Pr. If you have any hr, if you have any HR complaints, you can send those to the hbic, the head beaver in charge and our legal counsel, and she will address any issue with me calling you a horn dog lesbian. We will note it in your file and in my file and we will.

[Angie]

Have it forever in the permanent record.

[Jennifer]

We will just keep it. Noted. Yep.

[Angie]

Noted.

[Jennifer]

Yep. Okay, Kylie, what is going on in the Internet? What do people say about Pumps and me?

[Kylie]

Here's what they say. I've got a couple reviews. This one is 5 stars titled pumps is fixated on Little League from Maxi and they write. Last night I had a dream that Pumps got a starring role in a legal drama as a high powered attorney. But the show nearly flopped when she insisted that there be a subplot where she moonlights as a Little League coach. Thankfully, the writers saved the show by pivoting to her character having a forbidden love interest with a personal chef. Jen said the on screen chemistry was believable thanks to her male co star Pumps acting, not so much. Anyway, listen to the podcast at your own risk.

[Jennifer]

Five stars. I mean, the thing about Pumps and the little league situation is, I mean, Pumps really loves baseball and softball. I love it all, like immensely. Like it's always kind of mystified me and I listen. All props to all softball players. I personally just find the sport rather boring to watch baseball and softball and Pumps is such a hardcore softball fan that I believe is around. Two or three years ago, the University of Oklahoma softball team was doing some sort of an event at a hotel in downtown Oklahoma City. Pumps, being like a total fan girl, goes down to this hotel and the players, these are college softball players, walk by and she's screaming like, go get him. Jocelyn knows them all by their first name. And she is like a die hard softball plan fan, which for many. That among many other reasons led me to believe for a period of time and personally still believe that she could be lesbian leaning. Oh, which I needed to talk to you about this. I was talking to Whitney. Okay, Whitney, my tennis friend, Whitney, Shout Out Oklahoma City Tennis center with Whitney Richie. So there was a state tournament that my son was playing in over the weekend, tennis tournament. And I'm talking to Whitney and she says, does pumps date? And I said, no, she's asexual. Whitney out of the closet lesbian said, you know, I always thought I was asexual until I made out with a woman.

[Angie]

Really?

[Jennifer]

Yes. And other other lesbians have reported same. So I just wanted us to talk about that. Kylie, have you heard of this?

[Kylie]

Yes. And I will say anytime a fan sees me outside, they. The number one question I get asked is, is pumps really a lesbian?

[Jennifer]

Really?

[Angie]

If she is, she doesn't know it, but I've heard that too from my lesbian friends that they thought they were asexual. Because when they've asked me about it, I'm like, I think I'm just asexual. And they're like, oh, my gosh. That's what I thought until I had sex with a woman.

[Kylie]

I thought the same thing.

[Jennifer]

You thought you were asexual?

[Kylie]

Yeah, because you have sex with a guy and you're like, what is everyone talking about?

[Jennifer]

You have sex with a man with an extraordinarily like, micro penis.

[Kylie]

No, his nickname was Peen because he looked like a micro penis.

[Jennifer]

His. He physically looks.

[Angie]

Physically look like it.

[Jennifer]

Oh, wow. Yeah.

[Angie]

That's a picture I can't get out of my head.

[Jennifer]

Anyway, so, Whitney, I thought that was interesting.

[Angie]

I mean, it's definitely worth thinking about now that you. I mean, I have heard that I.

[Jennifer]

Think a lot just do wonders for the pod.

[Angie]

If I just had a romp.

[Jennifer]

Yes, and you could report it to us. I mean, look, 40,000 days we're scraping the bottom of the barrel here reporting all this MAGA shit. You know, it's just awful. I mean, it's really a patriotic thing that you could do and really proving your allyship.

[Angie]

Yeah. What if. I mean, okay, I'll give it some thought. You know, my whole thing is, how does this all happen? You know, like you and Kylie say, I could get late at lunch if I tried. And I'm just like, conceptually, I don't know how that happens. So, like, having an affair with a lesbian how does that all happen? You know the logistics.

[Jennifer]

Let's ask a lesbian. Kylie, could you please expand on how one would have an affair with a lesbian?

[Kylie]

A lot of people do it by socializing, meeting people.

[Angie]

Well, cc, that's what takes me out of the game, is the socializing.

[Jennifer]

Yeah.

[Kylie]

And then that's where online dating apps come in.

[Angie]

But, you know, I'm not going to do an online dating.

[Kylie]

There's gay ones.

[Angie]

It doesn't matter. Gay, straight, bi, Minaj. Whatever you want to do on a dating app, I'm out. I'm not. That's just. I can't do that.

[Jennifer]

So let me ask you this. Like, the idea of dating anyone, period, just not.

[Angie]

It just has no appeal to me at this moment in my life.

[Jennifer]

Okay. I mean, I. You know, I. I support that. I think the whole, like, you have to have a partner or you have to have a spouse or you have to date somebody. We talk about the pressure that people put on kids. When are you getting married? When you're having kids. But another one is, are you dating anybody? Why aren't you dating anybody? And if you're completely happy, you know, you go to movies by yourself, you'll go and grab a bite by yourself. You enjoy thoroughly living by yourself. Why do we have to pressure. Pressure you to finally come out of the closet as a lesbian and reveal yourself to our listeners? I don't know why we're putting this pressure campaign on you. Why can't we just let you be the asexual closet lesbian that makes you happy?

[Angie]

Exactly.

[Jennifer]

Exactly.

[Angie]

But, you know, I do. I have started telling people because I get the question so much. Are you dating anyone? When. When you say, and I've just been saying, no, I'm asexual. Like, it shuts them down. Like, people are just not used to lgbtqia.

[Jennifer]

Is the A asexual? It is.

[Angie]

Okay. Oh, my gosh. I'm in the community. I knew it all along. That's why I've been an ally, because I'm part of it.

[Jennifer]

You're the A.

[Angie]

How about we just now got that? I never knew.

[Jennifer]

Listen up, listener. We are sometimes sharp as attack, and sometimes it takes us a long time to arrive there. But when we arrive, we arrive with enthusiasm.

[Angie]

That's right. This is exciting.

[Jennifer]

Okay, Kylie, any more reviews?

[Kylie]

I've got one more for you, short and sweet. Oral Roberts is hands down the greatest drag name of all time.

[Jennifer]

I totally agree with this. I. Oral Roberts is. Oh, my God. So at the same tennis tournament where I talked to Whitney about your asexuality. There was a girl, she's a D1 tennis player for oral robbers. And so I asked her, I said, do you, you go to oral Robert? She said yes. I said, what's it like? Do they have all these crazy rules, blah blah, blah. She said yes, they do. But of course she's in college and she's having fun. But they have all of the like, you know, no kissing boys. No, I mean all of these.

[Angie]

That's like a written rule.

[Jennifer]

Yes. I chat GPT it. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's just like. I think it's so stupid and abusive and cruel to tell kids at the peak of their like raging hormones that they can't make out with people and that it's wrong. I just think that is one of the dumber movements of our, our species.

[Angie]

Absolutely. And I feel like college is prime sex years.

[Jennifer]

Totally. You're supposed to have one night stands, make out with people. I mean it's just, that's just a part of that whole process.

[Angie]

Right.

[Jennifer]

Like to shame them. It's just. And then. Because then you know what happens? They need all these weirdos that end up having these accounts with only fan girls on them.

[Angie]

Right. On the down low because they're married and a pastor of a church or something.

[Jennifer]

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[Jennifer]

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[Angie]

Thoughts? Okay, here's my thought on that. I see a lot of these, maybe not limited to TikTok, not just saying it's TikTok, but social media, bloggers, YouTubers, all of that stuff that bring their it's all about their kids and doing what they're doing for their kids. I'm thinking of Ruby Frankie as an example. And the parents get all the money and the kids are doing all the work. So in general, I think if the parents are making money off of the social media posts with the kids, it should go in a trust for them. The egg thing, I would have had to have seen it depending on how aggressive it was. But if the woman is making money off of doing something to her kid, I do believe the child should get a stake in it if she's making money because the kid is involved. Just like child actors, you pay them in a trust for when they become an adult. I'd have to see how aggressive the egg cracker egg.

[Jennifer]

So this is talking about. I agree with you on all of that. This is a little different because they're talking about that she degraded her daughter, cracked the egg on a two year old's Head filmed it and published it online and the courts found it to be emotionally harmful, degrading, and reckless. And I mean, here's the thing. I did see this video the other day where it was like a compilation of all of these babies crying and the parent threw a slice of American cheese and it landed on the baby's head. And the baby immediately goes from where to like five or six of them in a row. So I immediately forward it to my nephews that have little babies right now. And I write, will you please, can I please come over when your baby is crying and can we throw a piece of American cheese on its head? I don't know that we'd film it or do anything like that, but it was hilarious. So then I read that and I'm like, oh, my God, it's reckless, it's harmful. I do have to say, I think cracking the egg on the baby's head specifically to make it go viral on your TikTok, it does seem degrading, right? Because it's all runny and all of that. But then the question is, is the American cheese thing that I'm dying to do to my little nephews and niece is that degrading?

[Angie]

Here's the doll. I'm all in on the cheese.

[Jennifer]

It's hilarious. Oh my God, it's so funny. Kylie, you'll have to pull it up and we'll have to play it. It's so hilarious. We'll have to play it another episode. Okay, next up. A study shows that dogs react to inequality the same as humans, showing signs of depression when treated unequally. Researchers found that when dogs witnessed other dogs receiving rewards for the same task while they got nothing, they became visibly frustrated, refusing to continue participating. Signs of emotional distress, such as avoiding eye contact, lowering their eyes, or showing less enthusiasm mirrored the way humans respond to unfair treatment. As everybody knows, I have these two dogs that are basically my biological children, Tubby and Chacha and I. It is a minefield to give them both attention, accolades, and the love that they need. Because the jealousy over my affection, while understandable, obviously is, is, is. There's a lot of conflict surrounding it. So if I'm over to Tubby and I'm just telling him, you know, you're a good boy, you' photogenic, you're incredibly intelligent. All the things that I tell him to build his self esteem, Cha Cha is sitting over there and she's like side eyeing and then she looks down and then so I go over to give her love and then Tubby like Just Snot holds his head up and looks away, and then he kind of side eyes back. So, I mean, and I have to go through this in the mornings after I pick them up from doggy daycare at home. Bedtime. It is. It is a minefield raising two dogs equally because there is no question they feel it.

[Angie]

I completely agree. Because when my kids last night, we were watching a movie all on the couch, and if somebody got up and we were done with the movie and somebody got up and hugged me, Ollie came running over and wanted to get right in the middle of it. He did not want. He wanted the attention. He didn't want me to get the attention. Same with Blaze. When I love on Blaze, he comes over and starts jumping on Blaze to get attention away from Blaze. But there's no doubt my Oliver is the single most rotten dog in the history of dogs. He is very spoiled and that it's on me. I know I'm the problem.

[Jennifer]

Cha Cha does this whole thing where she. I'll sit down on the sofa, and she races up to jockey to be in the position of closest to me. And then she moves back and forth so that her ass is going both ways so that Tubby can't penetrate, so he has to climb up. She windshield wipers her her ass. And then. And then Tubby has to climb kind of up and over to get to the other side. Then she goes over there and blocks him there. I mean, it's just. It's a series of problems. So this makes sense to me. Okay, Now I want to share with you all a little montage that I found online that I thought would be fun. And this is the most unhinged people have used their chat GPT for. All right, the first one is, my brother had to go to jail. Chat GPT found a loophole in the law. My brother is free now. Are you gonna comment?

[Angie]

I don't know what that means. Loophole in the law.

[Jennifer]

You're a lawyer.

[Angie]

Well, I mean, it. So it found a technicality. Is that what it's saying?

[Jennifer]

Yeah.

[Angie]

Okay. I mean, that's good for Chat GBT and people that can't afford lawyers.

[Jennifer]

Okay. All right, next up. Told it every single detail of every interaction I had with my crush so we could analyze if he liked me or not. When we started dating, Chat GPT was so excited for me. So they're strategizing with Chat GPT to find out if, If. If she can get this guy. And then they land it. And chat GPT's elated.

[Angie]

That makes Me really happy that. I mean, that's funny.

[Jennifer]

Okay, next up, I forgot to unsub Yearly Chat. I forgot to unsub yearly Chat GPT plus Chat GPT wrote a letter to Chat GPT for a refund. I got it back. Haha.

[Angie]

This thing is amazing. It really is. Why I can't figure it out because every time I'm like, I asked ChatGPT and I'll send it to you, and you're like, you're not even on the right app. I've signed up for like three ChatGPT apps, but I don't know which one's right, so.

[Jennifer]

Okay, next up. Recorded an argument with my ex and asked Chat GPT if I was being manipulated. Got a full analysis on every manipulation and gaslighting technique he used.

[Angie]

Wow, that's like revolutionary. So she got that in real time.

[Jennifer]

So she recorded, you know, had her phone voice memo, fighting with her ex, records it, then puts it into Chat GPT and prompts the AI, find examples of manipulation and gaslighting, and Chat GPT analyzes the conversation and then sends her a report.

[Angie]

That's fantastic. I mean, that's super duper helpful. Especially because, like, if your friend or your therapist isn't around and you're like ruminating in your head, that's a great idea.

[Jennifer]

Yeah. Okay, next up. I got sick of my college students using Chat GPT to write their essays, so I use Chat GPT to grade them.

[Angie]

Wonder how they did Chat GPT grading.

[Jennifer]

Chatgpt, you know, it does it can't tell. Like, so chatgpt, you can prompt chatgpt, write an essay. Here's the, you know, the prompts, the outline that I need. And then you can say, will you please correct this or make it to where it's undetectable by other AI. And then it can correct it that way too. There's all these articles, all, I mean, all in the headlines this week. People are cheating their way through college.

[Angie]

Oh my gosh. So you can tell ChatGPT not to be detectable.

[Jennifer]

Yes.

[Angie]

That's crazy.

[Jennifer]

And here's the thing. If you're in college and you're going out partying, getting all liquored up, and you forgot to write your essay, and you get back home and all you have to do is say, hey, write a book and write a report on the civil war. Here are the, you know, parameters. Make sure it's not detectable by, you know, as. As being identified as AI written. And then it can prompt it and then you turn it in.

[Angie]

I would do that. I mean, every day of the week.

[Jennifer]

12 times out of 10 here, let.

[Angie]

Me tell you what I did back in the day. Kind of similar to this. So I was a senior in college. So by that point you just don't give a fuck at all. There was a big party I wanted to go to, but I hadn't written my essay yet. So back in that day, not every place had a fax. I didn't have a fax where I lived. So there was a book that you could buy that had different topics of different essays that other people had written. So I found the topic that I was supposed to be writing my essay about. I called this number. It was someone in California. And they faxed me. So I went to like a Kinko's or whatever it was back in the day. They faxed the paper, the essay to me, I took it, put my name on it, passed college and went to the party. So there's no question I'd be all over chat GPT.

[Jennifer]

There's no question. I mean, there's just no question that this. So I think what I've read is that. So similarly, when the calculator came out, what that did to, you know, mathematics courses. And so that they're going to have to figure out education people, teachers, professors are gonna have to figure out a way to integrate AI because it's here, right. And they're gonna have to figure out a way to integrate it with human involvement to make sure the students actually learn what they're supposed to learn. But here's the thing. Does AI do away with a big bulk of creative writers? Does it destroy a big bulk of creative writers, musicians, et cetera, et cetera? I mean, are we ready for all of that? Are they better at it?

[Angie]

I would like to say no, but I just don't see how it doesn't dilute that area. Like, you know, playwright, stage. Right.

[Jennifer]

Yeah.

[Angie]

I mean, I just don't know how it doesn't dilute the human population doing it. And that's really sad because we need creative people now more than ever.

[Jennifer]

Yeah. So if they are like, so in summary, analyzing, Doing a psychological analysis on manipulators and psychopaths in your life. Perfect. I love that in a pinch. Want to go to a party and get all liquored up? Done the majority of your papers. But it's like everybody else is doing it.

[Angie]

Yeah, who cares?

[Jennifer]

Pull up to it. But then there's going to be this fine line as AI keeps flooding and flooding us. What is is helpful and what Isn't right.

[Angie]

What's harmful?

[Jennifer]

Yeah, harmful. Exactly. Okay, Kylie, what do you have next in store for our listener today?

[Kylie]

We've got some voice memos today.

[Angie]

Excellent.

[Kylie]

We're gonna kick it off with Tammy M.

[Angie]

Hey ladies. So I'm sitting here listening to you guys talking about titty baby whiny MAGA people. Now let me just go from a different perspective. I cannot thank these alpha male MAGA people enough. You don't understand. The more they bitch, the more they complain, the more they whine, the stupider they look, the dumber they look, the more alpha they look. In putting women down, it has caused a massive growth in the late in life lesbian community. They have dried up more straight women's vaginas than than any other movement on the planet. It has opened more doors for these late in life lesbians than ever known possible. So on an opposite note of you, I thank these MAGA whiners because they've set the bar so low for me as a lesbian, all they have to do is hold the door open and their panties drop. So pumps is two seconds away from dipping her toe in the lady pond and these MAGA alpha male mel are just ready to push her in. So thank you, men.

[Jennifer]

I think Kylie, you couldn't have picked a better call for what we just discussed about lesbians masquerading as asexuals.

[Angie]

That, I mean, that was just like serendipitous.

[Jennifer]

Yeah, yeah. So I think that she has a really valid point.

[Angie]

Totally valid.

[Jennifer]

You know Dylan, my son that just graduated from Syracuse, he has this friend who he graduated with, her name is Mary and she's like a tick tock famous comedian, right? So she comes into Oklahoma City last weekend to do a comedy show and she was telling me she met up with this guy in Brooklyn and it was like the crunchy cool part of Brooklyn where it's just assume you're liberal, blah, blah. And he's talking about like how he thinks Ella Imhoff, she is the stepdaughter of Kamala Harris and she has a knitting group. They were talking about how that's cool and if they ran into in Brooklyn, that would be cool. Well, they end up doing a little slap and tickle and then it's revealed later that he's maggot. So he cosplayed being a liberal to get laid, but he's really maggot. So Mary was just, she was just a wreck about this. And I'm like, well, I mean Mary, this is where, you know, this is a problem because you just can't unfuck somebody.

[Angie]

Right.

[Jennifer]

You're stuck, you know? And that's one of the hardest things of young adulthood is realizing you can't unfuck people. You know, get all liquored up, something happens, can't unfuck them. No.

[Angie]

And then you see him and you're just like, oh, my God, why did I do that? The extra layer would be, you got Trick into maga. That would be bad.

[Jennifer]

Yeah. Ah, yeah. I think you could fall prey to that in the heterosexual community in Oklahoma City. That's why I think the lesbian community in Oklahoma City might be a little bit more politically warm waters for you.

[Angie]

Yeah, I mean, I think I'd be hard pressed to find a super liberal guy around here. Like, single, not married. Since that seems to be my type. You know, that whole thing.

[Jennifer]

I just think, what's your type?

[Angie]

I said not married. It since my last foray ended up being married, unbeknownst to me. So I'm saying how you know all the qualifications that I would need. I feel like it'd be hard pressed to find them. I do think it'd be easier to find a woman.

[Jennifer]

Okay, Kylie.

[Kylie]

Okay, up next, we've got Taylor M. Hi, Jennifer.

[Angie]

Hi, Beaver. Hi, Kiki the magic lesbian.

[Jennifer]

Okay.

[Angie]

My name is Taylor. I've been following you guys for years.

[Jennifer]

Now, and I cannot even express to you how many times I'm just nodding my head and saying. My habit is when you're talking to someone and you say like, yeah, how old are you?

[Angie]

And.

[Jennifer]

And they literally look at you and say, like, oh, my God, guess. You'll never guess, bitch. I'm not guessing.

[Angie]

I don't want to guess.

[Jennifer]

I'm gonna fucking hurt your feelings because.

[Angie]

You probably are 30 and you look like you're 45 because you have so much lip filler.

[Jennifer]

So, no, I'm not guessing. I've had it.

[Angie]

If I ask you a simple question.

[Jennifer]

About yourself mid conversation, don't turn it into a guessing game. Don't be ridiculous.

[Angie]

I've had it. Okay, love you. Bye.

[Jennifer]

That's a really good one.

[Angie]

It is good because it is a trap. Trap, trap.

[Jennifer]

That is a really, really good one. Her talking about the lip filler. So when Josh and I were at the Thunder game the other night, Josh says, one of my favorite things to do right now is to find these girls. So they're in their late 20s, early 30s, and look at their lip filler. Because every girl that age has lip filler and they have the exact same artificial lip puff and These girls that were sitting in front of us kind of turned around, he goes, that's what I'm talking about.

[Angie]

And here it is, here they are.

[Jennifer]

But it's true. I think the problem with Botox and fillers, they're beneficial to people our age. When they start too young, then you can't tell how old somebody is. There are certain people that you and I both know that I don't know if they're 35 or 65. And the sad thing about that is if you dig a little deep, they're 35.

[Angie]

Right.

[Jennifer]

And so to be be mistaken at 35 for 65 or that three decade expanse being somewhat ambiguous is problematic for the 35 year old.

[Angie]

Absolutely. And you're 100% right. Because I see people that I think, wait, aren't they supposed to be younger? And I think in my head like, they're 25 years old, but I'm looking at them, I'm like, there's no way. And it's always a lot of injections, which, which I probably would have gotten injections when I was younger, but they didn't have them. And I think now it's just kind of like Josh said, it's like a trend. It's like wearing a certain lipstick or lip gloss. That's just what you do. But I do, I have. I think it's like a. When's the baby due to somebody that's not pregnant? When you ask somebody how old am I guess how old I am. You are just opening yourself up to be either humiliated or flattered. I always go with flattered. Like I know they're a lot older than I think they are, but I go up. Are you curious about Ozempic or Wegovy? I know I have been, but not sure if your insurance covers it. That's where RO comes in. Let's be real, no one likes calling their insurance provider to see if their medication is covered. Especially not for GLP1s like Ozempic or Wegobi. Ro's Insurance Checker lets you know if you're covered for GLP1s for free. If you're eligible for GLP1s and want to see if you're covered, all you have to do is submit your insurance card and RO will take care of the rest. No paperwork, no negotiating, no waiting on hold. Join the over 350,000 people who've trusted RO to check their coverage for free. Plus RO members have support throughout the process. You'll have access to your provider on demand. For any questions, go to Ro Co Hadit for your free insurance check. That's Ro Colit to see if your insurance covers GLP1s for free. Go to Ro Co Safety for black box warnings and full safety information about GLP1 medications.

[Kylie]

Okay, up next we've got Kaylee.

[Jennifer]

Hey, it's Kaylee. I'm a big black lady in Texas. So my, my list of grievances is long and extensive. But today, today I'm mad at. I'm had it with pedestrians just walking around. Not even I'm in a parking lot right now. I almost hit three people. Why? Because nobody, nobody is even looking left to right before they walk in front of my car. I don't care if I live or die. I don't care if I make it home today. And you stepping in front of me now, you don't care if you make it home. And now I'm taking both of us. I've also had it with white women, but that's for another day. You two are okay for nothing now. Okay, bye. She's spot on about the entitled pedestrian. Yes, and they are ubiquitous in parking lots. Recently Josh and I were pulling out of a parking lot and there are is like a couple and they, the our lights, our car lights are on them. So that is a signal. Combine that with the humming engine that you either need to move to the right or to the left and that perhaps handholding and grandstanding in the center of a park parking lane. When a car with its lights on and engine humming is inching closer and closer to you, that is not the time to slow it down. That is not the time to pump the brakes. That is the time to put your foot on the accelerator and move to the right or move to the left. But entitled pedestrians in parking lots. I'm so glad she brought this up because it is a huge problem. Furthermore, entitled pedestrians at crosswalks, if you are, it's like it counts down and you're thinking, I've got three seconds to cross, I'm gonna go. That means you've got a jog, you gotta run. You don't get to walk really slowly at a three second countdown and you have to cross the entire street. That means you put the pedal to the metal, get your resting heart rate up and scuttle across. Because we all have to live on this planet together. But the entitlement that I see in these pedestrians that think that the entire lane is for them. Oh, there's another one. Dog walkers in my neighborhood. You don't get to walk in the Middle of the street, especially when a car is coming.

[Angie]

Agree.

[Jennifer]

You have to either hug the curb or hop up onto the grass on the side of the curb. You can't just grandstand in the sit in the center with your dog. Number one. It puts your dog's life at risk. Yeah, what if that dog did a jumpy little thing? And I'm always walking, dodging all of these women that walk their dogs and men, I have to say there's a lot of men that walk their dogs in the middle of the day in my neighborhood as well. And they're walking their dogs and they're not picking a lane, they're not hugged up to the curb. So I have had it up to my eyeballs with entitled pedestrians. If you cannot have cat like reflexes when you're on foot around moving vehicles, you need to get in a wheelchair or do something different because you have to be able to move quickly and respond quickly to the cars who have the right of way.

[Angie]

Right. And look both ways. Don't run out in front of a moving car like you're never going to be faster. And that happens in parking lots all the time. And like I have for my parking place, for my gym versus where I walk, where I go in, you have to cross the street. I make sure it is there are no cars because I am not going to hold a car up while I cross the street. And I see people going in and out of there all the time. That comes the, you are the walker, you're the pedestrian, the cars are the ones that could kill you. Just pay attention. It's not that hard. Hate it.

[Jennifer]

And then regarding your grievance about white women, here's what I'm going to say. There are a lot even like in Oklahoma City, we have these amazing friends that have started groups to try to help women that need abortion care. And sometimes they're just not as loud because the loud MAGA women are just so obnoxiously loud it gives the rest of us a bad name. But fundamentally I will say that there is an inherent problem with a portion, a large portion of white women that enjoy the benefits of the work that the suffragettes and others did on their behalf. To be able to vote, to be able to have a credit card, to be able to own a home, to be able to get a no fault divorce. And that seems to be lost on them. So I think we have some work to do, educating within our own people. Yeah.

[Angie]

And I'll just say no one disappointed me more in the last election than White women in my demographic not voting for their daughters, not voting for rights for everybody. I mean, mothers voting against children, anybody's chill. I mean, I just, I have such a huge problem with that demographic. So I feel you.

[Kylie]

All right, next up, up next we've got Drew.

[Jennifer]

Hi, Blessica Pumps. Katerina, this is your friend Drew. Michael. I wanted to let you know what I've had it with. I was in a meeting with my boss, whom I love, although she said she likes our K junior a little bit. She has, of course, a Stanley Cup. And she, in our meeting, runs out of water in her Stanley cup, opens up the top, turns around, grabs not one, but two room temperature bottles of water and proceeds to fill up her Stanley cup with two rooster two bottles of water. Not cold. No reason to put it inside a thermal cup. And just like less than single use plastic at this point. I had it. What the is wrong with people? I mean, first and foremost, Drew, I'm going to tell you right out of the gates that that is a lot of performance. Yeah. How somebody Stanley cup runs dry during a midday meeting is pathetic. And I'm going to take it further and start a conspiracy theory. I think she did the whole thing on purpose. This is performative hydration. She put on a performance at the meeting. She dramatically unscrews the cap, grabs two bottles, showing reckless disregard for the sole reason that you even have a Stanley cup, which is allegedly to save the environment, which we've blown the W salon because these fetishes that collect these Stanley Cups, they don't stop at one. No, they have to have 20. They wait in line overnight, they camp intense, get in a target to bite. And these people are as just as whacked out as all the Burning man nuts. Right? More so because at least at Burning man, they're going for art or something that they believe in or to have sex with people and cuddle and do something. The Stanley Cup I don't even understand at all. And so I think it was all staged. I think it was a stage. Much like RFK stage, that bear homicide in Central Park. I think this is Free Creek flag and I think she's flying it. And I think the entire thing was performative hydration theater.

[Angie]

Yeah. Here's the thing. When you add the Stanley cup putting two bottles in during a meeting, she likes rfk. I hate to tell you, Drew. I think she might be a secret maga. I don't secret, but I mean, she's trying to hide it from Drew.

[Jennifer]

I think the thing about MAGA Is there. There's two types of. There's the loud and proud and then there's the slightly embarrassed that drops breadcrumbs. And you're probably right about his, his boss, she's dropping little breadcrumbs. And to mention RFK Jr and to guise it about health. Meanwhile, when Michelle Obama had a campaign for people to eat healthy, everybody called her communist.

[Angie]

Right.

[Jennifer]

But this nut, RFK Jr. Who looks like hammer hammered dog at all times, does not even remotely look like a beacon of physical health. Have you noticed all these men in the MAHA movement make America healthy again like Joe Rogan. And I'm not saying we look great because we all know we're hammered dog.

[Angie]

Right.

[Jennifer]

But Joe Rogan, RFK Jr. And others, they, they look kind of like over tanned and steroided up a bit. Right. Notice that affect?

[Angie]

Yes, it's a, it's an affect. I see it at the gym, kind of the weight lifting. Like I've got a great body because I'm an alpha male, don't with me kind of thing. I've seen it.

[Jennifer]

It's.

[Angie]

You're right, it's on the rise.

[Jennifer]

Yeah. And here's the thing. I just have a real problem with people that did not attend medical school and, and whom are not scientific researchers weighing in on what they believe to be fact. You see this a lot with fitness trainers about diets and all of these things. And you see this a lot with all of those creatine guys. Surprisingly, something really bizarre to reveal to you. So Josh, you know, he has a trainer, you all have the same trainer. So he goes to his trainer. And, and about a year ago I noticed he's putting something in his coffee and I'm like, well, what is that? And so it's like creatine. So he's like a creatine bro. Right. So then he's working out, he's lifting weights all the time because Josh is, you know, like if he's placed tennis, he buys 95 tennis rackets, he plays six times a day. If he's working out, he buys creatine. And he's training two, two hours a day. You know, he's sober. So we're happy about these addictions as opposed to OxyContin and other others. But so now he started thirst trapping a bit on his stories. Have you noticed this?

[Angie]

I have noticed. I've spoken with him about it.

[Jennifer]

So I noticed. So the creatine, I noticed. And then he. And it has been a full body transformation. I mean, there's no Question. He has more muscle tone and stuff than he's had before. So he's like. I noticed on Instagram maybe a month ago that we're doing pull ups. I saw it on an Instagram video. And then there was some other AB thing that he was doing. So I guess. And he's as liberal as could possibly be. I mean, there's, he's more liberal than you and I are, which is hard to imagine. And so I guess, you know, you can't judge a book by its cover, but he's, he's kind of in on this, you know, the racket of creatine. And then, oh, and then he's got, always got all these protein shakes. He's drinking, you know, you know, there's, it's always. You can't just exercise and just eat food. There's always some 95 supplements and all these rackets attached to it.

[Angie]

Well, my son's gotten super into working out and he's a creatine person too.

[Jennifer]

It's just, it's ridiculous. I just, it's always like this, this exploitation of capitalism on something where it's just eat well, if you eat bad one day, eat good for two or three days after that exercise. But it always turns into this big, big identity thing, right? With merch and products and supplements, creatine, thirst trapping online and it's just not something that people can just do. Which brings me to my tennis career. Do you want to talk about that?

[Angie]

Oh, I would love to.

[Jennifer]

No, I'm kidding.

[Angie]

I did talk to Josh about his post. I said, josh, here's the thing. I'm. I would tell you I'm really proud of you for how much you've built up your body, that you can do what you posted on Instagram, but I can't because you posted it on Instagram. He goes, yeah, Jennifer called it thirst trapping. I go, because that's what it was. And he goes, but I, I just feel the best I've ever felt. And I was like, well then why don't you send it in a group photo chat? Like, send it to people that you.

[Jennifer]

Love and care about. Okay, let's talk about that. I think Josh has a point. Like if, if he feels good about it and he's 56 and he's been to drug rehab five times and you know, he, let's face it, at one point he was puffed up like Elvis Presley. Right before Presley's death. Drugs and alcohol puffed him up like goddamn bubble tick, right? Not 20 year old Elvis, right Yeah, we're talking tail end, you know, right before the od. And so. And then he gets sober and restores, you know, his law practice. Things are good with us, things are good with the kids. And he wants to thirst trap. And we're, you and I are such always on here. Just total cunts, always beating everybody down. Like we're talking about the girl Kylie posted on our Instagram. The girl who I'm 48. This body's been through so much. And they. We just kind of got read in the comments section like, so what? Let her brag about her body bubble. And you know what? They're right. So it's kind of fun to be petty.

[Angie]

It is fun.

[Jennifer]

It's kind of fun to have it both ways. Yeah. Because these are not big issues. These are little issues. These are issues that you have when you don't have to fight for your rights.

[Angie]

Right.

[Jennifer]

These are, are democracies. Assume white people issues. One could argue. And so, but I mean, you know, it's fun to browbeat Josh. You know, it's one of our favorite hobbies. But all in all, when I take away all the five family weeks that I had to go to and the narcissism and all the skin care products, the hair care products and all the stuff that goes the hypochondria with being Josh Welch's wife, and I hear it, it like when you said it, I'm like, yeah, he's worked all worked out. If he wants to thirst trap on a story, it's his story. Post it.

[Angie]

Right.

[Jennifer]

And I agree with that.

[Angie]

I agree with that too. But.

[Jennifer]

But there's also a part of me that wants to ridicule him and I don't know what's wrong with me.

[Angie]

No, here's the thing. Post it all day long because I love to give you about it. Yeah, but I agree with them. If, if you feel great about your workout and you want to post it.

[Jennifer]

Feel great about your 48 year old body, post it. Don't listen to us.

[Angie]

No one said we had a brain.

[Jennifer]

I don't know why people take us so seriously.

[Angie]

Well, I am the greatest legal mind and head Beaver insurance.

[Jennifer]

You're the greatest legal mind, but you didn't know what a fucking loophole in a law was earlier.

[Angie]

Okay, I'll tell you exactly what I was thinking. The hole was capitalized, so I thought it was some kind of vagina reference that I wasn't understanding. I thought it was sex. I wasn't getting the hole because the H was capitalized. That's what happened. I knew you'd say, oh well, she just thinks about sex all the time. But that's what I thought. I thought we were having some vaginal jokes that I was not in on. That's what I thought.

[Jennifer]

Why don't you share with the listener what the bar test results were the first time you took it. Share.

[Angie]

Oh, yeah, I took it twice.

[Jennifer]

Fail.

[Angie]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

And I'm wondering if when you were filling in all the holes the first time you took it, if you were being a thinking about vaginas, maybe that's what happened.

[Angie]

Maybe that's what could be that I didn't study.

[Jennifer]

Unleashed asexual. See capitalized hole. And the next thing you know, fill.

[Angie]

In the correct capitalized hole. Went to right there.

[Jennifer]

Oh my God. Loop hole. And you thought about a vagina?

[Angie]

I thought it was some twisted because it said most outrageous chat GPT. So I assume c sex was somehow involved.

[Kylie]

Kylie, I. I have nothing to say.

[Jennifer]

When you saw that, did you as a lesbian think about the whole being a vagina?

[Kylie]

I did not. I thought of legal jargon.

[Jennifer]

Okay, all right. That's kind of. Kind of what I thought. Listener, please weigh in in the comments section. When you saw that chat GPT search and you saw hole, initially I was kind of speechless because I was shocked that America's greatest legal mind didn't have more input on that. I'm glad we've circled back, pulled that out parking lot, gotten to the deep dark bottom of it. Because the deep dark bottom of it is a dirty mind.

[Angie]

I think I have a 12 year old boy's mind. I do. It's one of my. One of the things Josh and I bond over.

[Jennifer]

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[Angie]

Yeah, he said he did.

[Jennifer]

All right, pumps, tell them we will.

[Angie]

See you next Tuesday and Thursday. I hate you so much.

[Jennifer]

I'll tell you what? I've had it with your. I've had it with that. Listen up patriots, gay trots and natriots. We have a new podcast that has dropped. It's called IHIP News. It's Monday through Friday. Every day, 15 to 20 minute hot takes on the political landscape of the United States of America. Always served with a side of petty grievances.

[Angie]

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[Jennifer]

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[Angie]

Caca.

[Jennifer]

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[Angie]

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