Ring Out the Bullshit

Summary

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Episode Overview

Podcast: I've Had It
Episode: Ring Out the Bullshit
Date: December 30, 2025
Hosts (This Episode): Kylie & Seth (filling in for Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan)
Theme:
This lively, unfiltered episode brings together the show’s producers, Kylie and Seth, to recap the most “I’ve Had It!” moments of 2025 and share favorite rants, listener voicemails, and classically irreverent takes on modern annoyances. With the regular hosts on vacation, Kylie and Seth do their best to channel the magic — dishing on pet peeves, controversial topics, and the state of American culture with the IHI crew.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Stepping Into Big Shoes & Podcasting Vibes (00:27–01:12)

• Hosts Out, Producers In: Kylie and Seth enthusiastically acknowledge their temporary takeover while Jennifer and Pumps are on break.
  • “We’re going to do our very best. It’s some really big shoes to fill.” — Kylie (00:37)
  • “They get up here and they knock it out and they make it look so effortless.” — Seth (00:48)
• The pair beg for five-star reviews for their effort and humorously plot for future producer episodes.

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2. Modern Annoyances: Snapchat Edition (01:12–03:36)

• Snapchat’s Downfall
  • Seth and Kylie share their mutual loathing of Snapchat, specifically new intrusive notifications from influencer stories masquerading as personal messages.
  • Seth: “I fucking hate Snapchat. … It’s got a bunch of pictures of my cats. … But Snapchat has recently been sending out snaps [from] some Snap influencer story … giving them cheeky little captions like ‘our little secret.’” (01:17–01:55)
  • Both express concern these shady fake notifications could damage relationships:
    • “I’m surprised they have not ruined marriages. … I’m surprised there’s not been a lawsuit.” — Seth (02:15)
  • Kylie recounts deleting her hacked account to protect embarrassing college memories.

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3. ‘I’ve Had It’ Hall of Fame – 2025’s Memorable Rants (03:36–11:11)

A. Culture, Multiculturalism, and “Triple Trump” White Folks

• Angela Dawn’s Epic Rant:
  • Angela goes off on white people who “triple trump” but still enjoy multicultural spaces, food, and services — despite advocating policies that harm these very communities.
  • “If you triple trump, then you are all about preserving the lack of culture in white America … get your fat asses out of the Mexican restaurant, get your fat asses over to Cracker Barrel. … What makes America cool is multiculturalism.” — Angela Dawn (04:11–07:51)
  • Notable Sparks: Strong takedown of hypocrisy, cultural appropriation, and white conservative smugness:
    • “You live in it, bathe in it. Go get in the dunk tank at the mega church after you watch your mega preacher drive off in his Rolls Royce … But do not participate in any of the shit that makes America cool.” — Angela Dawn (05:15)
    • “White people that triple trump should be banned, boycotted from enjoying the best thing that America has to offer, which is multiculturalism.” — Angela Dawn (07:30)

B. The “Golden Age” and Women’s Rights

• Pumps’ Addendum:
  • “If you want to be in the golden age, I want you to give up a credit card in your name … you should have to forfeit those luxuries.” — Pumps (08:00)
• “And they should probably have to give a couple blowjobs a day too.” — Angela Dawn (08:42)

C. Minor Irritations — Change & Frogs

• Pumps humorously shifts from the weight of social justice to the chaos of dealing with too much change in her life… and a backyard full of frogs:
  • “I’ve had it with change … kind of had it with everything changing in my life, but I kind of like it too. … And I’ve had it with frogs.” — Pumps (09:43)
  • Rescues frog corpses daily thanks to her dog, Ollie.

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4. Empty Nesting & Pets (11:17–12:09)

• Mother Meets “Change”
  • Pumps laments her son moving to Texas, officially making her a “Texas resident’s mom” and missing out on puppy days with the family pet, Matilda Denise.
  • “There’s grief in that … you’re sad that his child is completely over, but also really happy for him.” — Angela Dawn (12:09)

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5. Ludicrous Arena Rules: The “Water Bottle Cap” Saga (12:24–19:03)

• Jennifer highlights the bizarre rule at venues: buying a bottled water, but being forced to surrender the cap.
  • “There is zero reason for this … if you get the bottle water, you can screw the lid on tight … But this bottle has no lid on it. It gets knocked over and then klutz comes by…” — Jennifer (12:24–14:16)
  • The crew agrees it’s a pointless, dangerous policy and speculate on the origin. Slippery floors are going to be more hazardous than thrown bottles.
  • Legal Scoff:
    • Talk of a class-action lawsuit and jokes about Pumps being both litigant and lawyer:
      • “A lawyer that represents themselves has a fool for a client. So I would say no.” — Pumps (16:41)
  • Internet Research: Kylie finds that “safety” (fear of water bottles as weapons) is cited as the rationale.
    • “Bullshit.” — Angela Dawn (17:14)
    • The rule makes no sense if sodas with caps remain permitted.

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6. Classic Format: Listener “I’ve Had It” Calls (20:21–30:26)

A. Tammy M.: MAGA Men, Lesbianism, and Low Bars

• Tammy M. humorously thanks “whiny MAGA men” for setting the bar so low for straight women, driving them to the “late in life lesbian community”:
  • “They have dried up more straight women's vaginas than any other movement on the planet. ... So Pumps is two seconds away from dipping her toe in the lady pond.” — Tammy M. (20:51)
• Angela and Pumps agree: the dating pool is dire, lesbianism is looking more appealing by the day.

B. Jay: Toxic Masculinity & Jesse Waters

• Jay, a gay man, decries conservative media’s obsession with traditional masculinity:
  • “I think Jesse Waters is just projecting ... If he ever came out as gay and still acted the same way, girl, we need to boot him down just like we did Caitlyn Jenner, that bitch.” — Jay (24:17)
• Angela asserts many men in the MAGA movement are closeted or bi-curious, and rails against the performative nature of their straightness.

C. Ryan: Politicized Pets & GOP Animal Cruelty

• Ryan has “had it with bumper stickers that say ‘my cat is a Republican’ ... even if they could vote, they wouldn't be voting for a goddamn Republican.” (27:13)
• The crew launches into GOP politicians’ notorious mistreatment of animals:
  • Kristi Noem “shot the family dog,” Mitt Romney “tied his dog to the roof of his car.”
  • “The Republican Party is a death cult.” — Angela Dawn (30:22)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Get your fat asses out of the Mexican restaurant, get your fat asses over to Cracker Barrel…” — Angela Dawn (07:30)
• “If you want to be in the golden age ... give up a credit card in your name ... that’s what you’re voting for.” — Pumps (08:01)
• “They have dried up more straight women’s vaginas than any other movement on the planet.” — Tammy M. (20:51)
• “You just can’t unfuck somebody.” — Angela Dawn (23:07)
• “Your pets can’t fucking vote ... and even if they could, they wouldn’t be voting for a goddamn Republican.” — Ryan (27:15)
• “The Republican Party is a death cult.” — Angela Dawn (30:22)
• “One of the hardest things of young adulthood is realizing you can’t unfuck people.” — Angela Dawn (23:11)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• 00:27 – Hosts introduce themselves & show’s “takeover”
• 01:12–03:36 – “What have you had it with?” segment: Snapchat gripes
• 03:36–11:11 – 2025’s Best “I’ve Had It” moments: triple Trumpers, white culture, ritual change, frogs, empty nesting
• 12:24–19:03 – Water bottle caps at arenas – the “dumbest rule ever” (arena safety v. common sense)
• 20:21–30:26 – Listener calls: MAGA men, accidental lesbianism, Jesse Waters & masculinity, pets’ politics, GOP animal horror stories
• 30:26–32:29 – Closing jokes, upcoming content teasers

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Tone and Style

• Outrageously candid, often profane, but always laced with humor.
• Deeply irreverent with a focus on both “big” political topics and the comically mundane.
• Segments blend passionate rants with quick-witted banter and a sense of camaraderie among all speakers.

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Utility for New Listeners

This episode is an uncensored, often hilarious snapshot of what “I’ve Had It” does best: cutting through social niceties to say what everyone’s thinking (or afraid to). From the hypocrisy of political culture wars to the petty annoyances of daily life — everything’s fair game. Listener calls add an extra layer of relatability and snark, while the hosts’ chemistry keeps things moving (and never too serious).

If you love blunt, fearless, and sometimes riotously inappropriate social commentary, “Ring Out the Bullshit” is for you.

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Transcript

[Angela Dawn]

So are we supposed to start the podcast?

[Seth]

Ready, 1, 2, 3.

[Kylie]

Patriots, gay trio, they triots, black trio, Brown Trio. And anybody who is a bigot can fuck off. That was good.

[Seth]

Thank you.

[Kylie]

I hear pumps doing her fuck off. Like in my sleep.

[Seth]

I've had a lot of study time.

[Kylie]

It's Happy New Year's Eve Eve. This is Kylie and I'm Seth. And we are filling in for the sheriff of I've had it and the head beaver in charge. They are on a well deserved break this week. So you're going to be seeing more of us and we're going to do our very best. It's some really big shoes to fill.

[Seth]

Yep. They get up here and they knock it out and they make it look so effortless.

[Kylie]

They really do.

[Seth]

And they just expect us to be able to have the magic that they have.

[Kylie]

So after this episode, because this is our very best effort, make sure you leave five star reviews for us so that we can come back next year and get our two little producer episodes.

[Seth]

Yep. Let them know that we've got the magic too.

[Kylie]

Yeah. Okay. Seth, what have you had it with?

[Seth]

I've had it with Snapchat.

[Kylie]

That's such a good one. I hate Snapchat.

[Seth]

I fucking hate Snapchat. I never use it for anything. I never send Snapchats to, to anyone. Only thing I use it for, it's got a bunch of pictures of my cats on there throughout the years, them growing and memories. The, the. The memory thing, that's the only thing that I use it for. But Snapchat has recently been sending out snaps. They're not really sent to you. It's somebody's. It's some Snap influencer story and they're giving them cheeky little captions like our little secret.

[Kylie]

Like a notification's popping up on your phone.

[Seth]

Yeah, it's a notification that just looks like a normal Snapchat notification. And they put the person, the little influencer's name at the top so it looks like you're getting a Snapchat from Susan and it says, a little New Year's gift for you with a little heart. And I'm surprised that they have not ruined marriages or ruined relationships or they have. I'm sure they have at this point, but I'm surprised there's not been a lawsuit.

[Kylie]

That's such a good habit. I hate Snapchat so, so much. I don't know. I can't believe people still have it. Mine got hacked a while back or it was like threatening that someone was hacking Me and the shit on there from all of my college years and shit. I was like, no one can see this. So I just deleted it. It could still be there but like I don't have access to it and maybe someone else has it.

[Seth]

It's just floating around.

[Kylie]

Yeah, they've just got it. But I always, back when I was on the scene dating, when anyone would come up, I had, I remember one girl at a club, she came up and we were chit chatting and then she was like, what's your Snapchat? Can I get your Snapchat? And I was like, oh fuck. How old are you? One and two. No, like that's an immediate red flag. Yeah, Instagram's better phone. Great Snapchat.

[Seth]

No, Yeah, I would delete it but it's just those, those dumb ass memories that are on there and it's like two phones back. Some of them are. Yeah, I need to just go through. Save what's usable and then just.

[Kylie]

Of your cats.

[Seth]

Yeah, save the time lapses of my, my babies growing up. But that's it.

[Kylie]

What we're going to do today, we're each going to kick it back to some of our favorite moments from 2025. So Seth, you can go first.

[Seth]

So one thing that we noted when we sat down to record this is how hard it is to come up with hatits and we're just coming up with a couple and these ladies come in every single day and have tons of stuff that they've had it with. Which is a skill in of itself.

[Kylie]

It is. I'm always so impressed.

[Seth]

So I am going to be showing some of my favorite hat its from the ladies this year.

[Angela Dawn]

I've had it with white people that triple trumped.

[Pumps]

Yeah.

[Angela Dawn]

That have the nerve and the audacity to walk into a Mexican restaurant, a Chinese restaurant, an Indian restaurant, go to perhaps their gay hairdresser, white women that may use a gay makeup artist. I really genuinely believe that if you vote, if you triple trumped then you are all about preserving the lack of culture in white America that has led us to where people go and bible thump with their AR15s. Like that's the only thing that I see when you get all white people together in the United States there's no culture at all. So they have to go borrow culture from people. Even the word woke they've borrowed from black culture. They. I went to a Mexican restaurant with my parents, my son, my husband over the weekend and there's just all these maga looking people in there and I.

[Jennifer]

Thought, you've got got a lot of.

[Angela Dawn]

Nerve coming in here, coming into this Mexican restaurant where every single waiter, obviously English was their second language, served with a smile. They run a great little local business and Oklahoma City is a big better place because of these hardworking immigrants that come in here. But I cannot imagine the horror they feel when they are driving to and from work when they might have a hearing on their status, legal status. I can't imagine the people who've already been taken from their lives. And to see these fat ass pink army teeny weeny beta pricks with their ugly ass wives walk into this Mexican restaurant and sit down and smile and be friendly. I don't think you should be able to enjoy anything but Cracker Barrel. Get your fat asses over to Cracker Barrel. Quit watching NBA basketball. Quit watching sports that are dominated by African Americans. Quit going to Mexican restaurants. You want white culture? You go live in it. You live in it, bathe in it. Go to do all the white culture stuff, get your bible thump on, go get in the dunk tank at the mega church after you watch your mega preacher drive off in his Rolls Royce and then go, you know, to the shooting range and go shoot shit. But do not participate in any of the shit that makes America cool. And what makes America cool is multi culturalism. And if you want a triple trump and you want to browbeat dei, you want to browbeat gay people and you want to browbeat black people as you've been doing for 400 years, and you want to browbeat this generation of immigrants that come over here and open up businesses, earnestly pay their taxes, you want to demonize them and call them rapists and felons and all this when the felon is the teeny weeny mushroom piece of shit cankles mctaco tits at the top of the ticket. I have had it from top to bott bottom white people that triple trump should be banned, boycotted from enjoying the best thing that America has to offer, which is multiculturalism. Get your fat asses out of the Mexican restaurant, get your fat asses over to Cracker Barrel because nobody wants to see your fucking smug ass, teeny weeny pink arm big gut around. Nobody wants to see that shit.

[Jennifer]

No one.

[Pumps]

I completely agree. I want to take it a step further. I want the women, the triple trumper white women.

[Jennifer]

Yeah.

[Pumps]

I want. If you want to be in the golden age, then I want you to give up a credit card in your name. I want you to give up the bank account in your name and I Want you to be completely beholden to a man. I don't want you to work. I want you to stay home and make cornflakes from scratch for that fucker because that's what you're voting for. When they're talking about the golden age and let's get make America Great again, they're talking about you having less rights than men. Not be able to have a credit card, not being able to own anything in your own name. So triple trump, country club, Christian white women, you should have to forfeit those luxuries.

[Angela Dawn]

I completely agree. And I think they should probably have to give a couple blowjobs a day too.

[Pumps]

I. I think that's fair.

[Jennifer]

Yeah.

[Angela Dawn]

You know, like if your whole thing is you're going to service these men, then you know they know better. And you're going to throw other people's kids under the bus just because of the color of their sk. And you think watching Candace Owens makes you a little bit less racist. Fuck you. And I just, I just, I cannot stomach what this horrible white culture is doing to the best parts of America right now. It is just unfathomable. And how smug they are and how hateful they are and just how God awful the architecture is in the churches that they frequent. Explains a lot to me. And I know I always go back to that. But there is no culture in white America except for dump truck life. Church visits and Bible studies combined with going to the shooting range and then watching Fox News and being a piece of shit.

[Pumps]

Okay, I've had it with two things. I've had it with change. Like I'm not good at change. I'm not a good adapter. I'm very ritual, you know, routine oriented. So kind of had it with everything changing in my life, but I kind of like it too. So I've had it. But then I kind of like it and then I've had it with frogs. And I know that's a random. Sorry about my glasses. I know that's random, but for some reason I have all these frogs in my backyard and Ollie, I'm constantly saving frogs in my backyard. I'm like having to get em from Ollie or I'm having to wash his mouth out cause he gets them. There's been a few frog corpses. I've done all the research on the Internet. I don't know why I have so many frogs. I don't have a pool, I don't have a lake. I don't know what's happening, but I'm infiltrated by frogs.

[Angela Dawn]

So I've had it with frogs and the frog corpses. Has your dog killed them?

[Pumps]

Yes. I've taken away probably five frog corpses.

[Jennifer]

In the last frog homicide.

[Angela Dawn]

In your backyard?

[Pumps]

In my backyard with the foamy mouth. And then I rescue him and I get rid of him and he goes crazy. Where I got rid of him, like underneath the fence or taking them out. One I thought was alive when I rescued. It turned out the next day it was a corpse. I mean, it's just. I don't know what to do about it.

[Angela Dawn]

How many frogs are we talking about? At any given time? He.

[Pumps]

He traps at least two a day. I don't know. Why do I have so many frogs? It's weird.

[Angela Dawn]

I don't know that that's. I guess there's a lot of frogs in the suburbs. Gated communities in the suburbs are just full of frogs.

[Pumps]

Yeah. So I don't like it. And I don't like change.

[Angela Dawn]

What's the change that happened?

[Pumps]

Okay. And I know this is stupid. Cause all I do is bitch about. I like my alone time, my kids screw up my routine. But this is what I don't like. So Sam is now officially a Texas resident. And I just thought he's never going to see Matilda Denise when she's little. Like, he'll never know her as a puppy. And that. That's been hard on me, like him being gone forever. Like, when he's at college, I'm like, yippee ki y. But he is now a member of the Texas population with the driver's license. And like, he'll never. Matilda Denise is so important to me. He'll never really know her as a puppy. So that kind of makes me sad.

[Angela Dawn]

Yeah.

[Pumps]

Yeah.

[Angela Dawn]

I can hear Matilda Denise snoring right now. But, I mean, don't you think that's more so just that his childhood is over?

[Pumps]

Yeah.

[Angela Dawn]

Yeah. I mean, there's. I mean, I think there's grief in that. I mean, there's. That's one of those compound emotions where you're sad that his child is completely over, but also really happy for him that he survived you.

[Pumps]

He actually is a decent human, despite his mother.

[Jennifer]

Okay, let me tell you what I've had it with, and you experienced this with me. And I just want to bring this to everybody's attention because we have to move and we have to move fast. There is something going on at arenas or venues that host people for like, let's say a basketball game, a concert, a tennis match, etc, where you go to the concession stand and you buy a bottle of water. And then the concession stand worker says, would you please remove the lid and hand it back to me? And they're basically making you buy a bottle of water and then give the lid back to them because they don't want the lids in the arena. There is no good reason, there is zero reason for this that you would take somebody's lid. Because here's my thinking on this entire thing. The reason why you get the bottle of water is you can screw the lid on tightly, stick it down if somebody kicks it over because people are up and down going to the bathroom, in your case, going to scrape your tongue and gargle Listerine, right? All this stuff is going on, right? And this bottle has no lid on it. So it gets knocked over and then you got some klutz that comes by and then bites it. The lawsuits are going to be far, far worse. So I don't know what the reasons are. Kyla, if you'll start researching googling, I can guarantee you there's not a good reason for this. It's not like you're outside at Madison Square Garden and some bird is flocking in and choking on the water bottle lid. I mean, we're already drinking out of plastic for God's sake. Right? We're, oh my God. The lid is the problem. And this has happened to me. It happened to me once at a.

[Angela Dawn]

Tennis match in, at the labor cup in London.

[Jennifer]

I couldn't have my lid on. And then when we went to the Oklahoma City Thunder vs. The New York Knicks for the permanent record, the Thunder annihilated the Knicks and the New Yorkers were really, really salty about it, which gave us a lot of bonus points in that regard.

[Angela Dawn]

But I ended up.

[Jennifer]

I never drink soda, ever, ever. And I ended up drinking a Sprite so that it could have a lid on it because I didn't want this rogue water splashing around pumps, you know, you trip and fall all the time.

[Angela Dawn]

I did that for your safety, right?

[Pumps]

No, totally. And I've done, I've had that happen to me too. And what I can't get over is why are you taking the lid off the water but allowing the lid on the soft drinks? Like, I don't understand that. That makes no sense. There's no symmetry to that.

[Jennifer]

I don't, I don't know who started this, but here's what I predict. I predict there were some people scrambling jets around a table.

[Pumps]

Oh yeah.

[Jennifer]

And they were bored and they decided that they were going to commit violence that day. And they took the Lids away from all of us. And then just snowball effects. And then one arena does it and another arena does it and another arena does it. And here's what's going to happen. Hide and watch. You're gonna have all this spilled water all over the place. And then all of a sudden you're gonna have broken hips, broken wrists, broken a lot of stuff. Concussions, banging on the steps. And then there's going to be a class action lawsuit.

[Angela Dawn]

And let me tell you who the.

[Jennifer]

Attorney for the class action lawsuit is going to be.

[Angela Dawn]

It is going to be America's legal.

[Jennifer]

Eagle attorney at law Pumps.

[Pumps]

Well, I would say I probably be more likely to be a litigant and one of the claimants, because I did when I got a water at a soccer game in London, no lid, I put it underneath my seat, knocked it over immediately knocked it over, got my purse all wet, walked through it. I'm surprised I didn't fall head first down the stairs. But I do. It worries me that it's like a. Like I'm going to slip. And now I'm like. Because I did fall the other day, I'm super paranoid about it. So I just threw the water away. I was like, I cannot be trusted with water.

[Jennifer]

Let me ask you this. In the lawsuit that it's going to be imminent.

[Pumps]

Oh, yeah.

[Jennifer]

That we're organizing, can you both be a litigant and a lawyer?

[Pumps]

You know what they say about that?

[Angela Dawn]

A lawyer that.

[Pumps]

Okay, a lawyer that represents themselves has a fool for a client. So I would say no. I could either be the lawyer or the litigant.

[Angela Dawn]

Because you're no fool.

[Pumps]

I am. No. Well, that might be an overstatement, but in that particular capacity, I'm no fool.

[Jennifer]

Welcome to I've had it. I'm Jennifer.

[Pumps]

I'm Angie.

[Jennifer]

Kylie. What'd you find out about the lids?

[Kylie]

I found out that it is because it's a safety issue and people use water bottles with the lid on tight full of liquid as weapons.

[Angela Dawn]

Bullshit.

[Pumps]

Okay, but here's the thing. Why couldn't you use a bottle of soda? For the exact same reason. Because they give you the lid with the soda.

[Angela Dawn]

Well, because I think then you can beat. But here's the thing. Here's.

[Pumps]

That's the dad.

[Jennifer]

That is no good reason because what's going to happen are these slips. We're going to have concussions.

[Angela Dawn]

We're going to have broken wrists, broken.

[Jennifer]

Arms, broken shoulders, broken hips, a lot of things. We're going to have a lot of medical problems. And I Just want to say right now that if this happened to you, Contact.

[Angela Dawn]

What's your Meat Curtain?

[Pumps]

Meat Curtain, Meemaw Law Firm. Isn't that right? Meat Curtain, Meemaw or no, is it Meemaw?

[Seth]

Meat Curtain.

[Angela Dawn]

Kelly, what is it?

[Kylie]

Was it 1-800? Meat flap. Meatball Meat Mall.

[Jennifer]

Yeah, 1-800. People even made jingles for me.

[Pumps]

Curtain Law.

[Angela Dawn]

Yeah, that is.

[Jennifer]

Okay, here's the deal.

[Pumps]

If.

[Jennifer]

If I. Here, I'm. I think I could take a beating from a water bottle. And I think I could. Maybe I'd get a bruise or two. I think I could survive it.

[Pumps]

I think it's more dangerous to slip down those stairs in an arena.

[Jennifer]

I do, too.

[Pumps]

It makes no sense.

[Jennifer]

I want to know who came up with this idea.

[Angela Dawn]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

I want more information. And it's not just the United States, because this has happened in the uk, Right? And the United States. And I'm just going to tell you.

[Angela Dawn]

Right here, we have had it.

[Jennifer]

We're not going to stand for it, and it trumps America. If there's one bloody thing the Democrats.

[Angela Dawn]

Could do, if you could just give.

[Jennifer]

Us one little victory, get us our caps back on our water bottles, for God's sake.

[Pumps]

Let's start small.

[Jennifer]

Yeah.

[Pumps]

Just small changes every day.

[Angela Dawn]

Yeah, that would.

[Jennifer]

That would buy me about 10 hours of not worrying.

[Angela Dawn]

Maybe five.

[Jennifer]

I was gonna say it was generous.

[Pumps]

Yeah.

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[Seth]

Okay, obviously, cracker barrels, that was a whole top hit ordeal. But pumps saying that she's had it with change and then following it up with frogs is the. It is a window into what we, the pumps, that we see every single day.

[Kylie]

Oh, yeah.

[Seth]

Saying profound statements and then following it up with the funniest thing that you've ever heard.

[Jennifer]

Yeah.

[Kylie]

And it all connects into a brain perfectly.

[Seth]

Yep.

[Kylie]

And half of our job, Seth and I, is deciphering an Angela dawn text message. It's like somewhere between hieroglyph and, like, a ransom letter. Yes.

[Seth]

Yeah.

[Kylie]

Like the different magazine cutouts put together. Yeah. Okay. I love a listener voice memo. Seth and I have the privilege of digging through millions and millions, picking out some of our favorites. And so I'm gonna play you guys, a couple of my favorite listener had its from this past year.

[Angela Dawn]

Okay, Kylie, what do you have next in store for our listener today?

[Kylie]

We've got some voice memos today.

[Pumps]

Excellent.

[Kylie]

We're gonna kick it off with Tammy M.

[Tammy M.]

Hey ladies. So I'm sitting here listening to you guys talking about titty baby whiny MAGA people. Now let me just go from a different perspective. I cannot thank these alpha male MAGA people enough. You don't understand. The more they, the more they complain, the more they whine, the stupider they look, the dumber they look, the more alpha they look. In putting women down, it has caused a massive growth in the late in life lesbian community. They have dried up more straight women's vaginas than any other movement on the planet. It has opened more doors for these late in life lesbians than ever known possible. So on an opposite note of you, I thank these MAGA whiners because they've set the bar so low for me as a lesbian, all they have to do is hold the door open and their panties drop. So pump is two seconds away from dipping her toe in the lady pond and these MAGA alpha male are just ready to push her in. So thank you, men.

[Angela Dawn]

I think, Kylie, you couldn't have picked a better call for what we just discussed about lesbians masquerading as asexuals.

[Pumps]

That, I mean, that was just like serendipitous.

[Angela Dawn]

Yeah, yeah. So I think that she has a really valid point.

[Pumps]

Totally valid.

[Angela Dawn]

You know, Dylan, my son that just graduated from Syracuse, he has this friend who he graduated with, her name is Mary and she's like a TikTok famous comedian, right? So she comes into Oklahoma City last weekend to do a comedy show and she was telling me she met up with this guy in Brooklyn and it was like the crunchy cool part of Brooklyn where it's just assume you're liberal, blah, blah. And he's talking about like how he thinks Ella Imhoff, she is the stepdaughter of Kamala Harris and she has a knitting group. They were talking about how that's cool.

[Jennifer]

Cool.

[Angela Dawn]

And if they ran into her in Brooklyn, that would be cool. Well, they end up doing a little slap and tickle and then it's revealed later that he's maggot.

[Pumps]

Oh gosh.

[Angela Dawn]

So he cosplayed being a liberal to get laid, but he's really maggot. So Mary was just, you know, she.

[Jennifer]

Was just a wreck about this. And I'm like, well, I mean Mary.

[Angela Dawn]

This is where you know, this is a problem because you just can't unfuck somebody.

[Pumps]

Right.

[Angela Dawn]

You're stuck, you know, and that's one of the hardest things of young adulthood is realizing you can't unfuck people. You know, get all liquored up, something.

[Jennifer]

Happens, can't unfuck them.

[Angela Dawn]

No.

[Pumps]

And then you see him and you're just like, oh my God, why did I do that? The extra layer would be you got Trick into maga. That would be bad.

[Angela Dawn]

Yeah, yeah. I think you could fall prey to that in the heterosexual community in Oklahoma City. That's why I think the lesbian community in Oklahoma City might be a little bit more politically warm waters for you.

[Pumps]

Yeah, I mean, I think I'd be hard pressed to find a super liberal guy around here. Like single, not married. Since that seems to be my type, you know, that whole thing, I just.

[Angela Dawn]

Think, what's your type?

[Pumps]

I said not married. It since my last foray ended up being married, unbeknownst to me. So I'm saying how you know all the qualifications that I would need. I feel like it'd be hard pressed to find it. I do think it'd be easier to find a woman.

[Kylie]

Okay, Kylie, I've got one from Jay.

[Jay]

Okay, I got one. I was just listening to your last I hip news and you guys were talking about Jesse Waters and how he always is talking about like, you know, you can't use a straw this way, you can't sit this way, you can't, you know, act this way if you're trying to be a straight man. And as a gay man myself, I do remember feeling that way. I remember before I came out thinking, oh my God, if I sit this way, people are going to think I'm gay. If I, you know, if I do this, people are going to think I'm gay. You know, like if I drink out of a fucking straw, people are going to think I might be gay. So I think Jesse Waters is just projecting and like, queen, come out, you deserve to be out. But like, if he ever came out as gay and still acted the same way, girl, we need to boot him down just like we did Caitlyn Jenner, that bitch. While we're on the topic, love you gals.

[Kylie]

Bye.

[Angela Dawn]

Okay, Jay, I think that's so spot on. And Jesse Waters pursuit in confirming his heterosexuality and masculinity, we too here feel like it is a huge red flag. But having your personal story added that you specifically the things he said, you did those exact same things before you came out just another tool in our toolbox here to help understand the psychology behind the abusive trauma that he projects onto his viewers. And I will die on this hill. I believe that so many men in the MAGA movement have been turned on or aroused by a penis before. I'm not saying they're gay, but I'm saying there has been some porn watching, some bi. Curious. Maybe some are closeted, but I agree with you, Jay. You need. They need to come out. And it's just horrifically sad that the Jesse waters of the world earn millions of dollars and Rupert Murdoch earns billions of dollars at your expense. And that is something I will never stop fighting for, is equality for the LGBTQ community.

[Pumps]

I agree with you 100%. I think that the. And we've talked about it ad nauseam, but the more you have to tell people and let them know, yes, I'm straight or yes, I'm this or yes, I'm that, you're. It's an internal dialogue. You're telling yourself, and you're trying to convince other people. And I completely. I mean, I completely agree. I think the personal experience lends credence to what we've been talking about.

[Kylie]

Okay, we've got Ryan.

[Jay]

Hello, Blessica.

[Ryan]

Hello, Pumps. Hello, Kiki the magic lesbian. Hello, Seth, the DEI hired. Coming from you all the way in Orlando, a section of Florida that does not identify with being in Florida. I fucking had it with bumper stickers that say, my cat is a Republican, My dog is a Democrat. First of all, your pets can't fucking vote. And even if they could, they wouldn't be voting for a goddamn Republican.

[Pumps]

Right?

[Ryan]

Stop it. Stop it. It's enough. Have a wonderful day. Thank you so much for being you.

[Angela Dawn]

You know, I think this is a really good point because I think if animals could vote, they would clearly never vote for Republicans. By virtue of the fact that the Republican Party just appointed the Secretary of Homeland Security, one Kristi Noem, who, when she's not playing dress up, which she does all the time, which is fucking wild. Like this super high cabinet position in the United States of America, and this woman rolls out, you know, we're talking three, four dozen different costumes this woman has. And before being in this position, she played up dress up as, like, a dentist. I think she's got some sort of dress up porn fetish.

[Pumps]

I promise, when I digress. Yeah, but she shot a dog.

[Angela Dawn]

Her name Cricket. A dog named Cricket. That was her pet. She shot the dog. And prior to her, one presidential candidate that was beaten by one Barack Hussein Obama. And this GOP candidate's name was Mitt Romney, whom I affectionately referred to as Mittens. He tied his dog to the roof of his car and went on a road trip. So Republicans have a history of not understanding how you're supposed to treat animals, which comes as no surprise to me, because they treat women like, they treat black people like, they treat immigrants like, and they treat gay people like. So dogs and cats and all that would just be right in there. So no dog or cat in their right mind would ever vote for a.

[Pumps]

Republican unless they were like, the Caitlyn Jenner of dogs.

[Angela Dawn]

Just like a dog that hates being a dog.

[Pumps]

Right? A dog that hates being a dog.

[Angela Dawn]

Maybe. Maybe it's a weenie dog and it wants to be a golden retriever.

[Pumps]

Yeah.

[Angela Dawn]

It could be teeny weeny issues.

[Pumps]

A teeny weeny issue. There's a lot of teeny weeny issues out there, especially in maga. But here's the thing, too, and I know I've said this if you've heard it once, a thousand times, not only did Christy know shoot her dog, her parent, I mean, her children's dog, their pet, she put it in a book and told people. And the other people that read the book, nobody ever thought, like, I don't think you put that you.

[Tammy M.]

I don't think you tell everybody that.

[Pumps]

You murdered your family pet. So nobody around her thought it was a good idea either. Donald Trump was like, you fucking shot your dog. Come over. Be a cabinet secretary.

[Seth]

Yeah.

[Pumps]

Be in charge of fema. When people lose their houses and their pets, you're the perfect person to help.

[Angela Dawn]

Yeah. It's crazy.

[Pumps]

It's fucking nuts.

[Angela Dawn]

It's fucking crazy. The Republican Party is a death cult.

[Pumps]

It is.

[Angela Dawn]

It is a death cult. It is just an absolute death cult. They want women to die. They don't want people to have health care. They want to. Somebody just recently died in ICE custody, and that piece of shit Tom Homan was like, yeah, people die in custody. Who gives a shit that Joni earns Ernst. She's a senator. People die. I mean, they're just. They're an absolute white, crusty death cult with Clarence Thomas and Caitlyn Jenner as their little tokens.

[Pumps]

Right?

[Jennifer]

All right.

[Kylie]

Amazing. I'm looking forward to listening to a lot more.

[Seth]

Yeah. In 2026.

[Kylie]

And you guys, the way to get to the top of my list. Some people have figured it out. I'm a pretty easy gal with a lot of ego is to say something nice about me.

[Seth]

Kylie.

[Kylie]

I mean, top of the first off.

[Seth]

Let me say your tones keep me. Yeah, just. Just start off with Kylie. We can trim that before it gets to the ladies. But that's how you get it.

[Kylie]

It is how you get a scene. Yeah, it's the way to my heart. Okay, you guys, happy New Year's Eve Eve. We, Seth and I, will be back on New Year's Day so that the girls can continue having a break with their gorgeous families. And Seth, Tone, we will see you.

[Seth]

Next Tuesday, Thursday, or both.

[Pumps]

I'll tell you what I've had it with.

[Angela Dawn]

Let's hear it. I've had it with that. Listen up, patriots, gaytriots and natriots.

[Jennifer]

We have a new podcast that has dropped.

[Angela Dawn]

It's called IHIP News. It's Monday through Friday. Every day, 15 to 20 minute hot takes on the political landscape of the United States of America.

[Jennifer]

Always served with a side of petty grievances.

[Pumps]

We are on all the available platforms. Apple, Spotify, Google, whatever you get your podcasts and YouTube.

[Angela Dawn]

Please go, rate, subscribe and review so that we will chart upwards with America's greatest legal mind. Pumps, Pumps. What does an eagle say? Caca. A little bit more enthusiasm.

[Seth]

Caca.

[Angela Dawn]

That's it. That's. That's caca. That's the patriotism that this country needs right there.