Sound the Sirens

Summary

Podcast Summary: "I've Had It" – Episode: Sound the Sirens

Release Date: November 5, 2024
Hosts: Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Guest: Rashonda Leas Lockhart
Title: Sound the Sirens

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Introduction

In the "Sound the Sirens" episode of I've Had It, hosts Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan dive into a variety of everyday frustrations, blending humor with candid discussions. Joined by special guest Rashonda Leas Lockhart, the trio tackles topics ranging from mundane annoyances to pressing social issues, all while encouraging listeners to engage actively in their communities.

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Opening Rants: Everyday Pet Peeves

Electronic Coupons Woes

• Angie: Initiates the discussion by lamenting her frustration with electronic coupons.

  "I fucking hate everybody. Hate that person explaining it. I hate this person for asking." (02:28)

• Pumps: Shares a relatable story about struggling with electronic coupons during a CVS visit, ultimately turning a negative experience into a positive interaction by befriending the cashier.

  "Good things happen when you're nice." (03:21)

The Deodorant Dilemma

• Pumps: Expresses disdain for individuals who forego deodorant, associating it with poor hygiene and inconsiderate behavior.

  "It's repulsive. I just always assume they needed more. So it's gross." (04:00)

• Angie: Discusses the "crunchy" mindset behind avoiding deodorant, linking it to broader anti-chemical and vegan lifestyles.

  "If we're all getting cancer so that nobody has to smell our bo, then you're getting cancer too." (05:46)

Airplane Etiquette

• Angie: Highlights the issue of unpleasant odors on early morning flights, suggesting the need for better personal hygiene practices.

  "You need to go back home and freshen up and put on some deodorant before you get in that bird." (06:32)

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Special Guest Segment: Rashonda Leas Lockhart

Voting Encouragement

• Rashonda: Urges listeners to vote, emphasizing the importance of participation in elections.

  "If you are not voting, then you have nothing to complain about." (18:51)

• Angie: Echoes the sentiment, expressing hope for positive political change.

  "We have not always been this pulled together and rock solid." (14:33)

Body Autonomy and Social Justice

• Rashonda: Delves into the struggles surrounding body autonomy, referencing historical injustices faced by Black women and condemning external control over personal decisions.

  "Women are not property and you cannot control our bodies." (13:07)
  "It's none of your business when it comes to my body and what I do." (19:27)

• Angie: Connects the discussion to broader societal issues, criticizing the intrusion of non-experts into personal healthcare decisions.

  "This is supposed to be a modern country." (21:21)

Social Media and Communication Frustrations

• Rashonda: Criticizes oversharing on social media platforms like Facebook, advocating for more meaningful and respectful interactions.

  "Do not get on here and say, well, you know, I just brush my. My teeth with my fingers and I'm fine." (24:45)

• Pumps & Angie: Share personal annoyances with unnecessary phone calls and prefer concise communication methods.

  "Do you have time to jump on a quick call? That's a lie. It's never quick." (32:43)

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"Had It or Hit It" Game Segment

Interactive Fun with Rashonda

The hosts engage Rashonda in a playful game segment titled "Had It or Hit It," where they present various scenarios, and Rashonda humorously decides whether she has "had it" or would "hit it." Topics range from mundane to quirky, showcasing Rashonda’s sharp wit and comedic timing.

• Facebook Addiction

  "I have had it, okay?" (40:29)

• Couples Sitting on the Same Side of a Booth

  "I love people that are in love. So I love to see them sitting on the same side of the box." (38:36)

• Hobo Sexuals

  "Let the hobos go. I don't care what they do with their mouth." (40:29)

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Promotions and Advertisements

Throughout the episode, the hosts incorporate sponsorship messages seamlessly into their discussions:

• Uncommon Goods: Promoted as the perfect destination for unique and meaningful gifts, offering 15% off with the code "HAD IT."

• Zocdoc: Highlighted as a convenient platform for booking doctor's appointments quickly and efficiently.

• Lola V: An endorsement of Jennifer Aniston’s hair care line, praising its quality and effectiveness.

• RO (Weight Loss Service): Discussed Pumps’ successful weight loss journey using RO’s GLP1s, encouraging listeners to explore the service.

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Closing Remarks

Upcoming Events and Encouragement

• Live Show Announcement: Hosts invite listeners to their live show at the New York Comedy Festival on November 16th, emphasizing the event’s fun and engaging nature.

  "We will see you later." (46:32)

• New Podcast Promotion: Introduction of their new daily podcast, I Hip News, providing listeners with daily political updates and insights.

  "Please go, rate, subscribe and review so that we will chart upwards with America's greatest legal mind." (47:08)

Final Call to Action

The episode concludes with a strong encouragement for listeners to vote, reinforcing the episode’s overarching theme of active participation and social responsibility.

"Get out there and vote." (45:08)

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• "Good things happen when you're nice." – Pumps (03:21)
• "It's repulsive. I just always assume they needed more. So it's gross." – Pumps (04:00)
• "Women are not property and you cannot control our bodies." – Rashonda (13:07)
• "If you are not voting, then you have nothing to complain about." – Rashonda (18:51)
• "Do not get on here and say, well, you know, I just brush my. My teeth with my fingers and I'm fine." – Rashonda (24:45)
• "Let the hobos go. I don't care what they do with their mouth." – Rashonda (40:29)
• "Get out there and vote." – Angie (45:08)

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Conclusion

In "Sound the Sirens," I've Had It masterfully blends humor with serious discussions, engaging listeners through relatable frustrations and insightful conversations. With the addition of Rashonda Leas Lockhart, the episode offers a dynamic interplay of perspectives, encouraging both laughter and thoughtful reflection. The hosts effectively balance light-hearted banter with meaningful calls to action, making this episode a compelling listen for both regular followers and new audience members.

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Timestamp Key:

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Transcript

[Jennifer]

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[Angie]

So are we supposed to start the podcast?

[Pumps]

Ready? One, two, three.

[Angie]

There she is. The best clapper in podcasting.

[Pumps]

So good.

[Angie]

Pumps. What have you had it with?

[Pumps]

Okay, so I've had it with electronic coupons. Did you even know those existed?

[Angie]

Yeah, I did.

[Pumps]

I had no idea. So here's what happened. I go up to the CVS by me. I have on no makeup, my hair's in a ponytail, glasses in my pajamas, no bra. I'm gonna run in, take two seconds, do the self checkout. Boom, in and out. So this woman in front of me at the self checkout, she's going through all her coupons with somebody that works for the store. And in my head, I am screaming and, like, banging my head against the wall. I'm like, I fucking hate everybody. Hate that person explaining it. I hate this person for asking. But I'm just like, act like a normal human. Just for one minute, you can sit here and act normal. So then the person's still dealing with her coupons. The lady says, do you want me to check you out? I said, yeah, that'd be great. So she checks me out. She asked me for my birthday, which I don't have a club card. So I did, but I gave it to her. And she looked at me and she goes, oh, my gosh, I would never have believed you're in your 50s, so you can imagine the turn. I mean, I basically, like, put her in my lap and started talking to her. We were best friends by the time we left. I was so happy. I never thought my emotions could change so fast that she told me she thought there's no way I could be in my 50s.

[Angie]

I mean, thanks for Looking up. I mean, for America's oldest podcaster. I mean, thanks for really, really looking up. If we could just get you laid, I mean, you might be a complete person.

[Pumps]

Close, probably not all the way.

[Angie]

Well, that's great news from. So do you still hate.

[Pumps]

I still hate electric coupons because there was a lot of yak about. This one's 20%, this is 10%. But you come on in this day, it's. And I was like, nobody fucking cares. It's self checkout. We shouldn't have all these questions at self checkout. But thank goodness, I just. I sat there and I kept telling myself, act like a normal person. Don't be a freak. Act like a normal person. And then I got like, the biggest compliment of the entire decade.

[Angie]

See, that's what happens when you're nice. Yeah.

[Pumps]

Good things happen when you're nice.

[Angie]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. All right, let me tell you what I've had it with, okay? People that forego deodorant.

[Pumps]

What?

[Angie]

Yeah. Have you not ever smelled people that.

[Pumps]

I just thought they needed more or they were extra sweaty. People just don't wear it as a matter of course.

[Angie]

I'm just assuming because some people that you pass or that you are around when you're at an exercise class stink so bad, I assume that they have to have foregone deodorant.

[Pumps]

Oh, that's repulsive. I just always assume they needed more. So is. Ah, that's gross.

[Angie]

I think it's a whole, like, crunchy thing where people are like, I don't want to put the chemicals that are in the deodorant on my armpit because then it absorbs in the body. And then you've got this smelly person that gets completely nose blind.

[Pumps]

Right.

[Angie]

They have no idea that they stink to high heaven. And it's just. For example, I used to take this exercise class and one of the instructors of the class for sure, didn't wear deodorant because there's no way. There was just a little bit on. And it was so bad that when he walked by, I thought, okay, and I'm not a, like, huge gag reflex type person, but I definitely had the gag reflex. And I quit signing up for the class on the days that he taught because I couldn't stomach the smell.

[Pumps]

I would absolutely think that was a rational thing to do. So the teacher didn't have on deodorant.

[Angie]

And it happened more than once, multiple times. And we would talk about it. I would be in the. In the waiting room before where in the Class, it was like, I hope he's wearing deodorant today. And the other class members would say, yeah, no, that's rough. And I was like, what's the deal? Like, why, why would you not wear deodorant? Well, it's like it's a crunchy anti chemical. You know, along the same lines of veganism. Vegans don't go bananas in the comment section.

[Jennifer]

Okay, right.

[Angie]

But yeah, anti deodorant people don't go bananas in the comment section. I don't want to hear about carcinogens. I don't want to hear it. Let me have it. I'm tired.

[Jennifer]

People stinking.

[Pumps]

Here's the deal, though.

[Angie]

It's inconsiderate. It's selfish.

[Pumps]

It's something that other people.

[Angie]

If we're all getting cancer so that nobody has to smell our bo, then you're getting cancer too.

[Pumps]

Well, that's what I was going to say. I mean, everybody acts like if they don't put chemicals in their body, they only eat certain foods. If they do all this, they're going to live forever. I mean, like, everybody lives to be about the same. It's not like they're like, oh, no deodorant. You're. You live 50 years longer and you look great. You don't even look like you're in your 50s. That's my secret. No deodorant. No. I mean, that's gross. I think if it affects other people, like, you can't do it, especially a teacher.

[Angie]

It's. And there's a couple of other people I know that forego deodorant. I'm not going to get into the specifics, but it's. It is so horrible. Have you not ever been on an airplane where somebody walks by down the aisle?

[Pumps]

Oh, yeah.

[Angie]

And you just. It is like stinky city. And you just think to yourself, not only do we need referees at the TSA clearance platform, we also need people sniffing people as they walk into airports.

[Pumps]

And you don't have to sniff that hard on a lot of.

[Angie]

Maybe just those dogs. Drug sniffing dogs, also dog B.O. sniffing dogs. And they could sniff out the B.O. on a potential traveler and say, sorry, you don't smell good enough.

[Pumps]

You need to freshen up.

[Angie]

You need to go back home and freshen up and put on some deodorant before you get in that bird and it's up 30,000ft in the air and you're making everybody's gag reflex go bananas.

[Pumps]

Yeah, it's gross.

[Angie]

That's what I think.

[Pumps]

Have you Noticed that, like, on early morning flights, people have a gru or odor sometimes.

[Angie]

A what?

[Pumps]

Like a GR odor.

[Angie]

Like, what's a GR do?

[Pumps]

Just like, kind of dirty, like a sleep smell. Like, I've noticed on the early flights we've taken, I get a more of an odor. It's not like bo it's just like maybe they didn't brush their teeth very good or they slept in their clothes kind of thing. I just notice it on early, early morning flights, there's just a little bit more of a stench.

[Angie]

I haven't noticed that, but I want to know. Dive more into this gradu.

[Pumps]

Just like grotto.

[Angie]

What is gradu? Kylie, can you hit the Google gradu?

[Pumps]

I've always said it. It's like toe jam or fermunda cheese.

[Angie]

What's gradu?

[Kathy]

Miscellaneous, cruft or garbage. Colorful Southern term for schmutz.

[Pumps]

So it's okay.

[Angie]

She's teaching us colorful Southern slang.

[Pumps]

Yeah, Gradu. Gross. We always like what gets underneath your toenails. That kind of stuff.

[Angie]

Welcome to I've Had It. I'm Jennifer.

[Pumps]

I'm Angie.

[Angie]

She's teaching us about gradu here on today's episode. All right, listen up, Listener. It is November 5th, and if you have not voted yet, make sure you go and vote and vote for the most marginalized people in our communities. Vote for women. Vote to end gun violence. Vote for your friends that are members of the LGBTQ + community. Vote for a competent woman. Vote for Kamala Harris. Please, for the love of God, go vote. Take your friends. Text everybody. I hope the next time we're chatting, we're in great spirits, because this is it. We. This is what we've been building up for.

[Pumps]

Yeah.

[Angie]

All right. In that regard, I want to share some news from the news today. And I want to point out for the permanent record and for the listener that rat birth control is soon going to roll out in New York City. Okay, so what I think about this is we are addressing birth control of rats. Donald Trump and Project 2025 are trying to take away our birth control and the Supreme Court. But the rats can have it. Guns already have more rights than women.

[Pumps]

Absolutely.

[Angie]

And I guess these rats are going to have more rights than women.

[Pumps]

Yeah. I mean, that's a sad state of affairs, isn't it?

[Angie]

Yeah.

[Pumps]

Guns and rats have more rights than women.

[Angie]

Yeah.

[Pumps]

It's just unbelievable.

[Angie]

Kathy, do you have. We're still trying to get 11, 000 reviews.

[Kathy]

We're not there yet. Slowly, slowly growing. But I'LL read you a few of the new ones. This is five stars titled the best podcast and she writes. As the head of the Childless Cat Lady Club in my family of right wingers, I finally feel publicly represented. Thank you for your show. Women with intelligence and humor. Who could believe it?

[Angie]

Most of all, we can't.

[Pumps]

I love the head of the childless cat lady in the right wing family. Been there, done that, girl.

[Kathy]

Yeah, I feel you.

[Angie]

All right, what's next, Kathy?

[Kathy]

All right, we got five stars titled I've had it. And Steph writes, I started listening to this podcast because I saw these two lovely women on TikTok. I started listening at 2x speed from the very first episode. I listen when I mow the grass, grocery shop, drive, work out, and even in conversation with my children and husband. But I've had it. I only have eight episodes left and then all caps. What am I going to do when I have to be a see you next Tuesday or Thursday or both type of listener and not an every single hour of the day type of listener.

[Angie]

Well, listen up. I have a solution for you. As a lot of other listeners know, we have a daily podcast called I Hip News and it rolls out every single day where Pumps and I, we come to the recording studio every morning at 8 and we record about 15 to 20 minutes of what's going on in the news. Kylie and Seth edited up and post it by 1112 Central. So you can get little daily doses of political red meat injected in your veins every single day. And Patreon, that's another thing you can do. You can join, sign up to our Patreon, take it to the next level where we've started a culture.

[Pumps]

Yep, we've started a cult.

[Angie]

You can be invited. Don't vote for Maga Cult today at the election.

[Pumps]

This is the only cult you can be in.

[Angie]

And also, if you really wanted to be ambitious. November 16th, we have a live show in New York. That's right, the New York Comedy Festival. And most importantly, it's a matinee.

[Pumps]

Doesn't get any better than a matinee.

[Angie]

All right, today we have a fantastic guest.

[Pumps]

I'm like, so excited.

[Angie]

We are obsessed with her and I think probably a lot of you all are too. She is a social media sensation and her name is Rashonda Leas Lockhart. She is a serial entrepreneur and content creator. And before we have her on, before we introduce Rashonda, I want Kylie to play a clip so everybody can be attuned as to what they're in store for. Play the Clip.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

Hello and welcome back. A lot of you all have said, rashonda, you're not a defibrillator, but you stay saving lives.

[Guest Speaker]

And to that I say thank you. Today we're here to discuss something that.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

Has a lot of you all confused. But I'm here to help.

[Guest Speaker]

It's really very simple.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

Let's check the board.

[Guest Speaker]

This is you.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

This is your car. This is your home.

[Guest Speaker]

This is your pet. Okay? These are the things that you own.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

Dennis.

[Guest Speaker]

Okay? This is a woman. You do not own women. Women are not property and you cannot control our bodies. If she wants to take her jumbo slip n slide to Reginald's house and let him ride, that's her business. Okay? If six weeks later she needs to go somewhere to get something done, that's her business. She don't want Reginald's big headed baby, that's her business.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

Do you understand?

[Guest Speaker]

And then you want to bring Sky Daddy's son, Jesus devontae Christ into this? I don't care what you believe, okay? This is not your business. If you believe that there's a heaven, then you should know on Judgment Day, everybody will be accountable for their own doing. Jesus is not going to ask you about me, okay? I need you all to understand that. Mind your own business. My doctor should not have to decide between their livelihood and saving my life. They're human. They're gonna choose their livelihood. And then I will go see jc. Okay, you all need to get it together. The stuff's getting weird.

[Jennifer]

Thanks, listener. This may come as a total shock to you, but Pumps and I have not always been this pulled together and rock solid. In fact, we used to be rather screwed up. Wouldn't you say, Pumps?

[Pumps]

I would say damn near psychotic.

[Jennifer]

Totally. And we have written a cell phone expose. One could even say it's a manifesto. And the book title is Life is.

[Pumps]

A Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches.

[Jennifer]

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[Pumps]

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[Jennifer]

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[Pumps]

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[Jennifer]

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[Angie]

Let's welcome to I've Had It. My number one Internet obsession. My queen. Randa. How are you? Rashonda hi.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

I'm so excited to be here. We got to talk about what we've had it with. Okay?

[Pumps]

Oh for sure. I just have to tell you like we are obsessed with your Instagram and we will just be giggling and I send it to my daughter. I made her follow you a long time ago and she's like mom, why do you always send me her videos? You know I follow her and I'm like because it's so fucking funny. I want you to be in the moment with me.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

Oh and I Get that often. I really do. And I really am just. This is just who I am. Just foolish, but also dead ass serious.

[Angie]

We are the exact same way. And so I think that we're going to be an amazing podcasting throuple here for the next 20 minutes or so. But, Rashonda, you know, today is election day, and before we get in to what you've had it with, can you please read everybody out there that hasn't voted yet for us?

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

I don't understand what the problem is. Like, I really don't. I need everybody to get out and vote. This is not an election to sit out on. If you are not voting, then you have nothing to complain about. It's really only two options. I don't care what everybody is telling you. You have two options. You need to really get out and vote. Right? I'm not going back to wearing no ugly ass Handmaid's tail robe.

[Angie]

I'm just.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

I'm not doing it. So I need everybody to get out and vote today. I don't understand the hesitation. I don't understand the problem. It needs to be done today.

[Angie]

Yes. And I hope that the next time we see each other, it's Madam Vice President, because I am tired. I've had it. I mean, do you hear me? Had it. Tired, had it with these men. And I can only imagine that as a black woman, you are beyond exhausted with all these crusty ass white men running around acting like they are obgyns, for God's sakes. I have had it.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

I cannot for the life of me understand what my uterus has to do with your business. And I tell people all, all the time, I don't care what you believe. I don't care if you believe that Jesus jump rope with the Easter bunny. What does that have to do with my rights? When. When you get down to it and you try to explain to people, it's none of your business. It's simply as simple as that. It's none of your business when it comes to my body and what I do. And a lot of people are like, rashonda, you're not even having children anymore. I have daughters and sons. I have a niece and a nephew. All of it matters to me. Whether I'm procreating or not. It matters to me.

[Angie]

Well, and that's none of their business, too, to tell you that, you know, it's like, we can do this all day, but it's. You know, I've had some therapy and the therapist talks a lot about being codependent and what Codependency is. Is meddling in things that are not your business. And I just think that this idea that a bunch people that have never been to medical school have some interpretation of their religion. And these are also the same churches that are out there grifting the shit out of everyone all the time, trying to build bigger branches. And all this stuff telling doctors what they can do with women is just obscene. It's 2024. This is supposed to be a modern country.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

Yeah, I keep thinking about that. And I keep thinking about, you know, just the beginning of gynecology and how black women, black slaves were worked on with no anesthes Asia to get to where we are now. And you still want to tell us what to do with our bodies. It's absolutely. It's just. It's crazy. It's crazy. People are not doing research. They don't know their history. And the fact that they don't understand that. It's really none of your business. It really is.

[Angie]

No, I totally agree. Let's get. Let's get on to just. Thank you for sharing that. Listen up, mothers. Get out and vote. Rashonda will read you the filth.

[Pumps]

She will go to her board. Okay, that's it for you.

[Angie]

Tell us what you've had it with.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

Oh, my God. You already know. Well, at the top of my list is, again, I say this over and over again. Why are you standing? As soon as the plane lands, why are you standing?

[Pumps]

Rashaun, if you're not an offender, if.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

You are at row 38, the plane is going to deboard the same. It doesn't matter. It does. Like, you can't get out. You're going to stand there until they get to your row. Every time. The only time I've been on the plane, which was just recently, when somebody. We were. We had to circle in the air for like 40 minutes. Something totally out of. What was the name of that? Die Hard when they had to circle them. So I'm. I'm freaking out. I'm like, somebody's down here in D.C. doing something. And we going. We just circling. But when we did land and find a gate to get to, he said, hey, some people have a connecting flight. They need to get off first. Now, I was up front, so I didn't have to. But they were letting people get off the plane before. Other than that, there's no. You're gonna have to stand there, Susan, until they get to your. Like, I'm confused. Hovering over me for why now the tall people will say, well, I Need to stand up. This flight had to be every bit of 48 minutes other than us circling for another 40 minutes. But come on, you could have went to the bathroom and walked back and forth before nap. You don't have to stand over me. And a lot of people don't practice, you know, hygiene.

[Angie]

So we were just talking about.

[Pumps]

We were talking about that.

[Angie]

I was just talking about before you came on my. I've had it for the day. Are people that don't wear deodorant.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

I just. I don't understand it. It is an offense. And you know what? We need to bring back shame. We need to bring back shame. Where did it go? Where is the lady with the bell from Game of Thrones? Where's the bring it back? Because nobody. They. Not only are people oversharing, sharing things that you wouldn't get out of me if I was tortured, if you were pulling my nails out, I would never get on here and say, you know, I use one pad. What did she say? I use one pad all week.

[Pumps]

Oh, that's disgusting.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

I don't. I don't. I want people to stop with the tmi. That's another thing I've had with the TMI is the come on and wrap it up, because some stuff is just really too much. Do not get on here and say, well, you know, I just brush my. My teeth with my fingers and I'm fine.

[Angie]

Get out of my face.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

Get out of my face immediately. I don't understand why you would want anyone things I'm telling you right now, they couldn't waterboard out of. People will get on here freely and share. And we are all left with the what? The lady that said I don't wash my hands when I'm at home, when I go to the bathroom at home. What? Because I'm at home. So shit is different in different places.

[Pumps]

No, I agree with you. And I think it's so funny. Like, all the time I'm like, why would someone say that and not feel shame? Like, I. I'm with you. Shame needs to come back. I don't want to shame people for stuff they can't help. But when you do it to yourself, you should feel the humiliation of being a complete. You should feel that because then that way you don't do it again.

[Angie]

Here's the problem. Rashonda and Pipes. Here's the problem. We have become completely desensitized because we get on this podcast. Well, that's true every day and overshare. It is TMI Deluxe. We recently shared On a recent episode that when we go to the bathroom at home, sometimes we skip the hand washing. We are guilty. We are stark raving hypocrites on this issue. Because on the one hand, I'm with you, and I want to bring back shame, but on the other hand, when I get in front of this microphone, I'm a fucking problem of the highest order. Sound the sirens. I mean, come over here. Take us straight to jail.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

Listen, I am aware that there are some things. Well, I don't. First of all, I don't have anything that I do at home disgustingly that I feel like I'm not gonna share that. There has to be something in you that's, like, now that's too far. You can share things and it'd still be tmi. But something.

[Pumps]

Some. You.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

Some people, they just. They walk off the bridge. Like, we're at the. We're. We're on the edge, right? We're looking down. We're like, okay, I'm gonna say this, but I'm not jumping. Some people just jump and be like, you know, and then when people reply, they're like, devastated. I'm like, you should not have told them that you've been cheated on four times. And one time he did it with your mom. But you don't have to, like. And you stay. That's the problem.

[Angie]

All right, let me ask you this. Let me ask you guys this. Would you rather you're at a restaurant and somebody comes up to your table you haven't seen in two years, and they just start this nonstop drone? Well, the kids are doing this. You know, Becky started college, and Billy's graduating from high school went on for 25 minutes. You didn't even get to take a breath. And they just gave you the most mundane. That's option one. Option two, she comes over and she's like, I'll tell you what. I caught my husband in a threesome with these girls. They were all scissored up. It was the biggest mess you'd ever seen. They were just. I mean, it was baby oil scissoring. Which would you rather have, the tea or the boredom?

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

I would rather you let me eat my food now. If it's coming down. If it's coming down to whether I need to listen to you or eat my food. Honey, it's gonna be food every time. I don't give a damn if you caught the devil. I ain't gonna say but I reming your mom. I don't care. I don't. I don't. I'M not doing it now. I'm gonna have to be like, now if I. If it's over, I'm at the cocktail part where I'm just drinking. Okay. The moment you start, like, maybe like the second sentence when I'm like, oh, this is really gonna be boring, this wrapping it up. See, for me, I don't have a. I don't even have a. Anything in me to not tell people. We can go ahead and wrap this up.

[Pumps]

Is that what you say?

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

We go ahead and wrap it up? Yeah, I will. I told my best friend. My best friend will call me and. And don't. She will say, long story short, and still be long. So what I have decided to do. Best friend, I need you to get to the meet, or you gonna have to shut the fuck up. Like. And she's like, oh, mom, sorry, friend. Right? Because you're. I am 43 now. I know. I get it from my mom, but I just saw somebody do a story on this. Like, when you get past a certain age, like, it. You get irritated quicker.

[Pumps]

Yeah, that's true.

[Angie]

It is so true.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

So growing up, we used to be like, oh, mama, just say anything. Or grandma, just say anything. No, they just. First of all, they don't want to talk to you. But secondly, they need you to go ahead and rap. Come on. Because they got enough stuff going on in their life. So for me, I definitely. I wish I had the music from the Oscars or the Emmys that they played, like, the little box that I can press. But I will definitely tell my friends, whether we've been friends a month or two years. Wrap that shit up. Wrap it up.

[Angie]

That's a great idea to get the music on. You can have it on your phone and just hit play, say, okay, that will conclude your speech today. All right, I want you to talk about this. We emailed with you beforehand. Once you talk about people that don't use their turn signals, let me tell you something.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

Research needs to be done. Research needs to be done. I don't know the numbers per se, but I'm going to tell you Right now, 99.9% of the people that have pulled out in front of me and cut me off only went up a block. They took the first. Like you did all that. You almost killed me to go up the block. They are in the same box with the people that don't use their signal. You put on your signal. You don't put on your signal, try to kill me. Getting over just to go a block. Or you have your Signal on. I'm waiting because I think you're turning here. No, you're. It's just on. You ain't turned it off. So I'm like, now somebody gotta tell you that your signal's still on and you don't hear it ticking. Like, I'm confused. So either something's broken, but for me, I'm talking about the road rage is deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep down. Because again, we are sitting in this. What? I don't know how much they are. 3, 4, 5 ton. It's metal wrapped around us, and you out here playing games back and forth in. In the lanes. I don't have time. I really don't. I tell my children all the time, listen, at any moment, I will go in and edit my will, right? So maybe this day, I'm like, I'm not. I'm not messing with my brother. Take him out. Because he made me upset whole time. I still love him now. I didn't die because you use your signal and he thinks I hate him when that's not the case. I was just pissed that day, and I took him out. So I need people to understand what they're playing with when they go. They messing up my whole family when they playing with the signal.

[Angie]

You're up in there changing your will, right?

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

Yes, I will. I'm like, you told me you was gonna get my $20 back on Friday. I ain't got it. I delete him, and then, you know, he cash at me and I put him back in. It just depends on how I feel. Shoot.

[Angie]

Oh, my gosh. Okay, Rashonda, why don't you talk to us about people that call you when it could have been textable?

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

Oh, my God. I just had a conversation yesterday with someone that says, do you know the horrid question? Do you have time to jump on a quick call?

[Pumps]

That's the worst.

[Angie]

That is the worst.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

Number one. That's a lie. It's never quick. It's never quick. And if you send me a zoom link, I know it's not quick. Yeah, because you could have text me this. So for me, it's always, is this text now. My phone, if you all don't know, my phone has been on silent since we put Barack in office. My phone has not run. If I miss a call, I'll see it when I look at my phone. But I don't. It don't ding, chirp, vibrate, nothing. And that's okay with me because I get easily overstimulated. But when you text me and say, number one, are you awake? Number two, can you talk real quick? No, I cannot. Is this textable? All I want, even if you. Oh, it's too much to text. Send me a voice note. Send me a voice note and I'll get it. But I'm not getting on the phone with you for you to tell me that your cat had kittens today, ma'am. And absolutely not. I just wanted you to, uh, you could have sent me a picture and you could have texted me. That's. I don't understand. But again, some people are. Are. They want to hear your voice. They want to talk on the phone with you. And that is fitting for people that I am sleeping with.

[Angie]

I'm gonna take this.

[Pumps]

This is great advice.

[Angie]

When somebody.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

Yes.

[Angie]

Yeah. When they send out a zoom invite, I'm going to respond. Is this.

[Pumps]

Yeah, but the problem is people email you and then they want to have a face to face about what's in the email and it's like, assume I can read.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

Like, this is what I'm talking about.

[Pumps]

It's the worst.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

Oh, my Lord.

[Jennifer]

Pumps.

[Angie]

Our ability to suck and then wake up the next day and suck more right Than the previous day is undefeated.

[Pumps]

It's unparalleled. We are the champions.

[Angie]

If you would like to see how bad we suck, please join us in New York City in November for, you.

[Jennifer]

Know, just some world class talking.

[Pumps]

That's right. Live, live and in person.

[Angie]

That's right.

[Jennifer]

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[Angie]

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[Jennifer]

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[Angie]

Okay, now we're going to play a game with you called had it or Hit it.

[Jennifer]

Oh, my God. Welcome to had it or Hit it.

[Angie]

I would hit it.

[Pumps]

Had it.

[Jennifer]

I hit it every day, sometimes twice a day.

[Angie]

Had it or hit it? Facebook.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

Oh, I've had it. Let me tell you. You all need to get y'all papas, y'all meemaws, y'all great Aunt Sally's, your great Uncle Rufus. Get them. Listen, they be on Facebook. Just. I mean, they believe anything that's posted there. Yeah, anything that's posted there. Did you know that monkeys jump rope? Rashonda for the Russians. What? I'm done. I'm done with Facebook. No.

[Angie]

Okay. Had it or hit it? Couples that sit on the same side of the booth.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

Oh, hit it. I just. Listen, I am. I love, love, you know, even though I am totally in the streets, I love people that are in love. So I love to see them sitting on the same side or with their hands in each other's pocket, walking. It's very gay. And I am here for all things gay.

[Pumps]

Oh, my gosh, you're just such a romantic. See, we. We hate that but we make an exception for gay people because their relationship's just harder in general, so they get to sit on the same side of the box.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

That is true. Now that I think about it, it's only gay people that I've seen. Do.

[Pumps]

They have to work so much harder to get there?

[Angie]

Okay, had it or hit it. Family TikTok influencers.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

I'm gonna say I. Who? I don't know.

[Angie]

Let me define it for you. Okay, you got shelby. She's about 35, blonde hair. She's got on a little flowered boho chic dress.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

I'm already over it. I'm already over it. Listen here. Ever since my dear beloved, because I love her, but ever since Nara made homemade hot dogs, the bar is too high for family. You know, I don't even know how that is made. She said after a 10 hour flight, her husband wanted hot dogs and she set the bar. I can't, okay? So I've had it. I've had it, okay?

[Jennifer]

Had it or hit it.

[Angie]

And y'all just share with our listeners and with us what this means. Our producer prepared this. Had it or hit it. Hobo sexuals.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

Now, you know, I've had it with the hobo sexual. I did a whole announcement. I did a whole announcement about the hobos. They are out here. They are out here and they will scam and scheme and some of them have great sex and they use it to get into your dwelling and you can get them out. It's like herpes. It's like once they are there, once it's there, it's. You just have it. Okay? You're gonna have to get a court order to get them up out of there. Once they get one piece of mail at your residence, they now live there. The people that you are shacking up with and cuffing this season, I need you to verify that they have a job, a vehicle, and their own residence outside of your. They cannot, they cannot seek asylum in your home. Let the hobos go. I don't care what they do with their mouth. I don't care. What if they had you upside down? Let them go. Use their bodies and put them out. That's what I say.

[Angie]

Okay. Had it or hit it. J.D. vance's eyeliner.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

Who cleared it? What makeup artist said this is gonna eat Vance. Like, when you get out there, you're gonna be a rock star for real. Whoever did, they need their license suspended and they need to be put out to pasture because he looks a mess. And the same people and I believe I Don't know if it's correct, but I believe that the people that are giving him this eyeliner is the same people that keeps telling Donald to put this. This concealer. It's not conceal. Jail, Jail, jail immediately. Somebody needs to pay for their crimes. I'm thinking.

[Angie]

Okay, okay. Last one. Had it or hit it. Kamala Harris and Tim Walls, hit it.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

Listen, I don't have an option. I just don't. I'm not playing around with my inside out corn purse or nobody else's. I don't understand. I don't understand. I. They. This is the most. One of the most progressive tickets that I've known about. And it's gonna have to. There's no other option, right? If there were other options, maybe. But I love Coach and I love Kamala. So I'm like, who else was going to step up, right? We were out here. I'm talking about the first part of July was boring. A snooze fest galore. Okay? I was like, okay, I'm gonna do what I gotta do. But I know that, Joseph, you're tired. I know you're exhausted. And for me, I tell people, I said, I am not ageist at all, right? I want people to get out and enjoy their life. But if you all don't know being a president is the most stressful. Like you all saw how Barack hair went from black to great. Please. That man aged and black don't even age. Like, for real.

[Angie]

I know.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

Stressful.

[Angie]

Yeah.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

So at Joe's age, I want him to lay down, I want him to watch Price is Right, eat his jello, rub his knees with some WD40 and sit down. And who better than the vice President of the United States to take over? Like, it don't. It was just. It was the best. It's the best option for us right now.

[Angie]

You know what I'm so proud of Joseph Robinette Biden for doing? When he pulled out of the race, he didn't pass over the black woman. And to me, that was one of the more inspirational things that he did throughout his entire political career. Because there was all this chatter, all this chatter. We got to get a white guy in there. We got to get. And he was so principled that he said, this is who I'm endorsing. And everybody fell in line and everybody has rallied behind her.

[Jennifer]

And listen up.

[Angie]

If you're still driving around and you're still listening to us and you haven't voted, Rosh Honda is going to come after you with her blackboard today.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

I need you to vote. I don't care what you're doing. I don't care if you're vacuuming your roof. I need you to get down and go vote. No. I don't know what kind of medicine people be taking. They mean whatever you're doing right now, stop and go vote.

[Angie]

Yeah, go vote. Rashonda, I cannot tell you how much we love you and we want to tell our listeners again. Go follow Rashonda at shop. Underscore aif. You will not regret it. You will thank us non stop 24. 7. Get out there and vote. Rashonda, we want to have you back on again. You're too fine.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

Absolutely. Absolutely. Thank you all so much for having me.

[Pumps]

Thanks for coming on. See you later.

[Angie]

Bye.

[Rashonda Leas Lockhart]

All right, bye.

[Angie]

Sometimes when you see somebody on Instagram, right, or Tick Tock, you think, did they rehearse this or are they funny extemporaneously outside of this? She is.

[Pumps]

She totally is. And what's so funny about it is I hear her voice now when she goes up to the board saying stuff. And I mean, so I loved. I mean, how excited were we? We kept talking about, oh, my gosh, we have two weeks.

[Angie]

Two.

[Pumps]

I would ask Kylie, how many more weeks? How many? I just love her and I hear her voice in my head from all of her stuff on Instagram.

[Angie]

No, she's great. We. I mean, when we're traveling together, that's all we want. We just go through her entire page in this poor Uber driver is listening to us and we're just cackling, going bananas. Watch. Let's watch it again.

[Pumps]

Yeah.

[Angie]

She's so funny. All right, listener, make sure you have secured your tickets for our show on November 16th in New York City. The link is in the bio. And I just want to say we'll never forget you, Javi. We love you very much. Pumps, tell them we will see you.

[Pumps]

Next Tuesday and Thursday. I'll tell you what I've had it with. I've had it with that.

[Jennifer]

Listen up, patriots, gay triots and Natriots. We have a new podcast that has dropped. It's called IHIP News. It's Monday through Friday. Every day, 15 to 20 minute hot takes on the political landscape of the United States of America, always served with.

[Angie]

A side of petty grievances.

[Pumps]

We are on all the available platforms. Apple, Spotify, Google, whatever you get your podcast and YouTube.

[Jennifer]

Please go, rate, subscribe and review so that we will chart upwards with America's greatest legal mind.

[Angie]

Pumps, Pumps.

[Jennifer]

What does an eagle say?

[Angie]

Caw a little bit more enthusiasm. That's it. That's. That's, that's the patriotism that this country needs right there.

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