The Breakup List

Summary

Podcast Summary: "I've Had It" – Episode: The Breakup List

Podcast Information:

• Title: I've Had It
• Hosts: Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
• Episode: The Breakup List
• Release Date: January 23, 2025
• Description: Join Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan and their special guests on “I’ve Had It” and let this comedic, feel-good podcast expose you to all the things you didn’t know you’ve HAD IT with!

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1. Over-Commercialization of Holidays: Valentine's Day and Galentine's Day

Timeframe: [01:33] – [04:09]

In this segment, Jennifer and Angie delve into their frustrations with the commercialization of holidays, particularly focusing on Valentine’s Day. Angie expresses her annoyance with the pressure to buy gifts and celebrate excessively, lamenting the relentless consumerism that follows closely after holidays like Christmas.

Notable Quotes:

• Angie [02:11]:
  "I just see it on my feed all the time. Like, start planning for Galentine's Day. What are you gonna get? Your Galentine."
  (02:58)

• Jennifer [04:09]:
  "There is a performative nature to that. There is the day in, day out that is so much more important, that means so much more. That's so much more stabilizing for a relationship."
  (04:09)

2. Identifying Red Flags in Relationships

Timeframe: [04:09] – [08:35]

Jennifer and Angie create a "Breakup List," outlining significant red flags that indicate potential trouble in relationships. They emphasize the dangers of overemphasizing milestones like vow renewals and tattoos, viewing these as signs of insecurity and desperation within a partnership.

Notable Quotes:

• Angie [04:21]:
  "I think that the biggest red flag in a marriage, I mean, the biggest, bar none, is a vow renewal."
  (04:21)

• Jennifer [06:57]:
  "Number three, a big, huge production at Valentine's. Like planning a trip or an overproduction at dinner tells me something's up."
  (06:57)

3. Listener Interaction: Letter from Alyssa

Timeframe: [12:16] – [16:51]

Jennifer shares a heartfelt letter from a loyal listener, Alyssa, who praises the hosts for their candid rants and support. Alyssa commends Jennifer for her outspoken stance against right-wing politics and appreciates the community the podcast fosters among mature single women.

Notable Quotes:

• Alyssa (via Letter) [15:16]:
  "Your podcast will definitely help me get through the next four years of the crazy show coming our way."
  (15:16)

• Jennifer [16:51]:
  "Only difference is that I never married or had kids. So my life is completely unfettered. I have my freedom, autonomy, and independence."
  (16:51)

4. Critique of Evangelical Christianity and Mega Churches

Timeframe: [08:36] – [13:30]

Jennifer launches into a passionate critique of evangelical Christianity, labeling it a "pyramid scheme" and expressing deep frustration with its pervasive influence online. She condemns the insular and aggressive recruitment tactics of mega churches and their societal impacts, such as promoting toxic behaviors and discriminatory beliefs.

Notable Quotes:

• Jennifer [09:53]:
  "I have absolutely had it up to my eyeballs with evangelical Christianity. It is a cancer and it drives me bananas."
  (09:53)

• Angie [12:51]:
  "So for them to be bitching about not getting new money, why don't you spend some of the money you've been collecting for the last 50 years?"
  (12:51)

5. Audience Reviews and Grievances

Timeframe: [16:12] – [45:35]

Kylie introduces several listener reviews and recorded grievances, providing a platform for the audience to voice their pet peeves. Topics range from public behavior in bathrooms to the frustration with vague texting intentions.

Notable Quotes:

• Corey [23:25]:
  "Please be specific on who you're talking about at any point during the day."
  (23:25)

• Jacob [28:57]:
  "Not everything needs to be a Jesus jam."
  (28:57)

• Cutter [35:00]:
  "I'm gonna go check out my other tables."
  (35:00)

6. Bathroom Etiquette and Public Behavior

Timeframe: [40:11] – [44:37]

Angie brings up a common public nuisance: inappropriate behavior in bathroom lines. She shares personal experiences of people invading privacy by peeking around to select stalls, leading to mutual annoyance among other patrons.

Notable Quotes:

• Angie [41:02]:
  "I have had it with people who are standing behind you in a bathroom line at a public bathroom and all the stalls are full, and for whatever reason, they, like, peek around you to choose."
  (41:02)

• Jennifer [44:35]:
  "Nobody wants to hear your whistling. Nobody thinks it's cute, neat, or fun. You're gonna get slapped across the face."
  (44:35)

7. Closing Remarks and Promotion of New Podcast

Timeframe: [45:39] – [46:30]

In their closing segment, Jennifer and Angie promote their new podcast, "I Hip News," which offers daily political hot takes accompanied by their signature grievances. They encourage listeners to subscribe and rate their podcast to support its growth.

Notable Quotes:

• Jennifer [46:11]:
  "We have a new podcast that has dropped. It's called I Hip News. It's Monday through Friday. Every day, 15 to 20 minute hot takes on the political landscape of the United States of America."
  (46:11)

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Key Takeaways:

• Over-Commercialization: Both hosts express strong disdain for how holidays like Valentine’s Day are commodified, pushing unnecessary consumerism.
• Relationship Red Flags: Emphasis on identifying and avoiding toxic relationship behaviors, such as excessive public displays of affection and symbolic gestures like tattoos.
• Listener Engagement: The podcast maintains an interactive relationship with its audience, appreciating listeners’ feedback and integrating their experiences into discussions.
• Cultural Critique: A significant portion is dedicated to critiquing evangelical Christianity and its societal ramifications, reflecting the hosts' personal frustrations and broader cultural observations.
• Public Nuisances: Common everyday annoyances, such as poor bathroom etiquette and vague social invitations, are candidly discussed, resonating with listeners’ shared experiences.

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Conclusion: In this episode of "I've Had It," Jennifer and Angie engage in candid and often humorous discussions about societal norms and personal pet peeves. From criticizing the over-commercialization of holidays to identifying red flags in relationships and tackling pervasive cultural issues like evangelical Christianity, the hosts offer a raw and relatable conversation. Their interaction with listener submissions further enriches the dialogue, making it a comprehensive exploration of modern frustrations and the pursuit of personal autonomy.

Transcript

[Jennifer]

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[Angie]

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[Angie]

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[Jennifer]

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[Angie]

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[Jennifer]

What have you had it with?

[Angie]

Okay, what I've had it with and it's already fucking started. And I know I about this constantly and I'm like a broken record that we're already forcing Valentine's Day down people's neck. I mean, we just got done with Christmas and the first of the year. Now it's just that Valentine's candy and plan your Galentine's day and all that. It's like, can we breathe? Can we just breathe for one second without capitalism just constantly preying upon us to buy shit we don't need?

[Jennifer]

Okay, couple of things. Number one, I, I do like the candy, so I don't have a problem with that. Little sweethearts. Not the ones that are chalky, but like the sweetheart brand ones. My mouth, it's like Pavlov's dog. It's kind of watering right now thinking about them. But I agree with you. Here's my problem with Valentine's Day. I've had it with Valentine's Day.

[Angie]

I agree.

[Jennifer]

I think it is the most overrated stupid holiday to think about all of the people that go out. And you're just trying to get this just because somebody made this day completely commercial. But I want to get back to something you said. Galentine. Yeah.

[Angie]

Lots of Galentines out there. But I'm single, so that's.

[Jennifer]

Are people reaching out to you to do Galentine?

[Angie]

No, no, my friends know that. I mean, we're past that. But I just see it on my feed all the time. Like, start planning for Galentine's Day. What are you gonna get? Your Galentine.

[Jennifer]

So a Galentine is where you get your girlfriend. Non lesbian, non romantic. Scissoring.

[Angie]

Non scissoring.

[Jennifer]

Okay. Girl. Platonic. So we could be Galentine's.

[Angie]

Yes, we could have Galentine's. We could make dinner reservations. I could send you flowers from your gallant.

[Jennifer]

If you ever. I would. I swear. I. We cannot have that friendship.

[Angie]

No.

[Jennifer]

I cannot have any part of any sort of Galentine. Furthermore, I think if as a couple, you put this huge, huge, huge, huge, huge emphasis on something like Valentine's Day or an anniversary, there is a performative nature to that. There is the day in, day out that is so much more important, that means so much more. That's so much more stabilizing for a relationship. I think, like, the overdoing of anniversaries and the overdoing of Valentine's Day, to me, is a red flag that that relationship is going to end.

[Angie]

Here's what I. Here's how I rank it. I think that the biggest red flag in a marriage, I mean, the biggest, bar none, is a vow renewal.

[Jennifer]

I think that's number one. Okay.

[Angie]

I know immediately, within five years, you're going to be divorced. Like, it's not even close. Some bad has happened.

[Jennifer]

I love this list.

[Angie]

You're trying to, you know, over compensate.

[Jennifer]

Totally rearrange the deck chairs on the Titanic.

[Angie]

And I've done it.

[Jennifer]

Okay.

[Angie]

I mean, not the renewal, but the deck chair.

[Jennifer]

Let's get on to number two.

[Angie]

Two is a big, huge production at Valentine's Day.

[Jennifer]

Wait, wait, wait. Is it. Is the Valentine production or a tattoo? Number two.

[Angie]

Oh, you know, I haven't thought about a tattoo.

[Jennifer]

Kylie, start writing all this stuff down. Number one, vow renewal. Number two.

[Angie]

Is it like the name or, like.

[Jennifer]

Tattoo, like your anniversary date or some reference to one another? Some reference that you're tattooing your relationship with this other person on your body? I think that goes as number two over the Valentine's Day, the tattoo.

[Angie]

See, it's hard for me to judge that because I'm so out of the tattoo sphere. Like, I have commitment issues to begin with, so there's no fucking way I could commit to a tattoo forever.

[Jennifer]

I knew this girl once. I still know her. And she's divorced. But the guy that she was married to, whom she had a child with, she tattooed his name right up, right above the triangle of her vagine hair.

[Angie]

Okay, That's a red flag. That has got to be a red flag.

[Jennifer]

Would you say that that's number two or number three? The tattoos. Okay, tattoos at number two.

[Angie]

If we put, like, you're putting it, like, on your ass, like Josh's ass, only something like that. Like, that's a huge.

[Jennifer]

Let me just. Let me just say this.

[Angie]

Narrow it for me.

[Jennifer]

If I. If I walked in here tomorrow and I put jtw, Josh's initials, if I had them tattooed on my body, what would you think?

[Angie]

I think that that ship's sinking. I would. Because I would just be like, why now?

[Jennifer]

What's happening now? Let me ask you this. So Valentine's Day is coming up, and I say, oh, I'm really gonna get Josh a really good gift. And I've made reservations for Valentine's this year. Which one do you consider more dire? The tattoo with Josh's initials or the. Or the. All chips in on Valentine's Day.

[Angie]

Well, now you've backed me into a corner.

[Jennifer]

Answer it.

[Angie]

Of course it would be the tattoo. If you strolled in here with the new Josh Welch tattoo somewhere on your body.

[Jennifer]

Let's get to our list.

[Angie]

Something is wrong.

[Jennifer]

Let's get to our list. Number one.

[Angie]

Number one is the vow renewal.

[Jennifer]

Number two. Tattoos.

[Angie]

Tattoos.

[Jennifer]

Number three.

[Angie]

Situationally. Number three, A big, huge production at Valentine's. Now, I'm not talking about a nice gift. I think everybody should get a nice gift. But I'm talking about, you know, we're planning a trip for Valentine's Day. We're going on a, you know, any. A trip, a party, an overproduction at dinner. Those things tell me. Oh, okay. Something to go up higher on the list. Maybe even higher than the Valentine's Day production. The communicating on the Internet. Like a post. Like, if I open up my phone on February 14th and there is a three paragraph ode to Josh Welch and how wonderful he is and how much you love him, I immediately know something's up. I immediately know.

[Jennifer]

I agree. I think that is right up there, splitting hairs with Val renewal.

[Angie]

See, I'm just going to always give the vow renewal the edge. Because I just.

[Jennifer]

Vow renewal gets the edge.

[Angie]

It's got to.

[Jennifer]

Number Two would be the over effusive. I love my man, I love my woman. Valentine's Day post that you post for everybody to see, right? Number three, tattoo number four, over celebrating of Valentine's Day slash anniversary. Like, let's say this, let's say it's your sixth year anniversary. Number one, that's not that big of an accomplishment, right? Number two, six. Isn't that great of a number. You know what I mean? Like if you get to 20 for sure, yeah, that's a big deal.

[Angie]

25, sure.

[Jennifer]

I'm down 8. Shut the up. Yeah, nobody wants to hear that.

[Angie]

Nobody cares.

[Jennifer]

All right, let me tell you what I've had it with.

[Angie]

What?

[Jennifer]

Christian talk.

[Angie]

Like a tick tock for Christians.

[Jennifer]

There's this whole algorithm with all these stupid white evangelical Christians that do all this stupid shit on the Internet. And people know how much it irritates me, right? And I'm talking about Kylie, and I'm talking about our other producer, Seth. They know how much this shit irritates me. I'm also talking about all the cult members in Patreon, right? They send me this, they DM it to me and I take the bait and I open it. And then when I go to my page, that not like the people I follow, but the curated little page Instagram does for you. Yes, with the little magnifying glass. I like for it to have travel French bulldogs, interior design and tennis. That's it. I start seeing this peeping in of evangelical mega church bullshit Christianity on there and I have had it for sake. If you believe in all that, swing for the fences. I don't give a shit. I don't want to see it. Quit trying to recruit people. Quit trying to convert people. I. I've just, I've absolutely had it up to my eyeballs with evangelical Christianity. It is a cancer and it drives me bananas.

[Angie]

Yeah, that has been a problem for you for a long time. That the algorithm being screwed up because we might talk about it and then your phone picks it up and then it's everywhere. But I have to say, you know what my biggest problem with all that when I see that is I think it's satire. Like it's true. I mean, I'm just like, this isn't real. Nobody would do this and put it on the Internet.

[Jennifer]

Oh, they do.

[Angie]

And then you tell me it's real and I'm just like, what in the literal fuck is happening? I'm just blown away by it.

[Jennifer]

Well, I read an article that churches are having a very difficult time Keeping the doors open because business is not booming, it is decreasing. The largest growing religious group in the United States are the nuns. Like no religion at all. And so you have all of these huge, you know, mega churches and a part of their business model, it's a total racket, it's a total pyramid scheme, is to recruit other people. And they feel like that is a part of their mission, that they've got to recruit other people. Not be a good person, just recruit other people. And when I see these young kids that should be out do being, you know, 20 years old, 18 years old, you should be having sex, right? You should be smoking some weed. You should, I mean, 80% of your life you should do the right thing. But that 20%, those bad choices you make, make those. That's a part of growth, right? That's a part of learning, that's a part of self discovery. The fact that these morons get on the Internet and talk about saving themselves and saving their virginity is such a disservice to every single human being on this earth. And I just cannot stand that content. I can't stand that culture. I hate mega church culture. Evangelical Christianity is a cult. It drives me fucking bananas. The architecture. I just want to remind everybody some of the worst this country has to offer. The pastors are so fake and so gross. I'm looking at you, Craig Groeschel of Life Church. It is disgusting. And I think it's such a grift and I think it ruins so many people. And then on the other side of it, they have to go to all of this therapy to get deprogrammed. And I've just, just had it up to my eyeballs with the evangelical Christian movement.

[Angie]

I cannot disagree with anything you just said. The only thing that I take slight issue with is it is galling to me that these churches that have been grifting and bilking people for years and years and years, who by all accounts, when you look at net worth of Mormons, Catholics, Southern, you know, whatever you want to look at, if it's disclosed, it is an astronomical amount of money. So for them to be bitching about not getting new money, why don't you spend some of the money you've been collecting for the last 50 years? I mean, it just goes all through me with your tax exempt status.

[Jennifer]

It is such a racket. And I am so grateful that people are finally waking up to what a racket evangelical Christianity is. It is a pyramid scheme. It is a grift of the highest of high orders and the people that subscribe to this faith think that they have Christian exceptionalism, that God favors them over other people. They tend to be homophobic, racist pieces of shit. Trumpers. And I've had it up to my eyeballs. And let me tell you something listener, I'm going to keep bringing that energy in 2025 and Trump's America. That brings me to. Well, first of all, welcome to I've had it. I'm Jennifer.

[Angie]

I'm Angie.

[Jennifer]

We received something in the mail. First of all, I just want to say we receive a lot of stuff in the mail. A lot of you take the time to send us cards and gifts and I just want all of you to know that receive them and we love them and we have them in the studio and it means so much because as we speak into these microphones, sometimes we think hello? Hello, is this thing on? Is anybody there? Are you listening? And to know that you took time out of your day to send us something special means the world. But I we received something that I think is incredibly important with a letter that I'm going to read for everybody now. It says, hello Jennifer Pumps and Kylie. I've been a die hard listener of I've had it and I hip news for a long time now. I love the podcasts. I'm like a rat on crack that can't get enough of your fuck you reigning and raving over all grievances, petty, massive and everything in between. I especially enjoy Jennifer's absolute rage rants against all republican titty babies. Nothing brings me more joy than when you call out Trump, President Musk, Moses, Mike and the entire clown car of right wing assholes and ass kissers. You have a true gift for articulating so well the deep corruption and jet stream of bullshit spews by the right. I listen with complete wrapped attention. Every time you speak it just blows my mind that half of the electorate voted for a dumb as pathological liar rapist, convicted felon insurrectionist with a teeny weeny diseased brain and bad hair and makeup. Your podcast will definitely help me get through the next four years of the crazy show coming our way. Like Pumps, I am a 50 something single chick that has not had sex in well over 9000 days.

[Angie]

Oh wow. So I have it. I knew I liked her.

[Jennifer]

Only difference is that I never married or had kids. So my life is completely unfettered. I have my freedom, autonomy and independence. And Pumps, I know that you now embrace that too. You're an inspiration to the tribe of mature single ladies. With cobwebs between their meat curtains. Thanks for representing us and keeping up the good work. I'm an amateur artist and was insp. Inspired to create this painting for you that depicts my interpretation of the blue winged hawk. That's our bird. We have a mascot, the Blue Wing Talk. I think that my version of this majestic creature captures the true essence of the patriots, gatriots and Atrius that make up the Ihip realm. I hope you like it. I had so much fun painting it. Keep on fighting the good fight. I will be here listening, ranting, raving, laughing and crying with you every day. Thank you, Alyssa.

[Angie]

Love that.

[Jennifer]

What a great letter for our YouTube viewers. You can see now the Blue Wing Talk. This is our bird.

[Angie]

Let me see.

[Jennifer]

Look at how Willie goes with the set.

[Angie]

I absolutely love that. And it's perfect with the set.

[Jennifer]

Look at the good artist. Look at the majestic wings. And so, listener, you will have to check it out. It's a beautiful majestic from Alyssa. And there's just one part of this letter I just want to read one more time. Like pumps. I'm a mid 50 something single chick. I just impressed that she didn't think I was 50.

[Angie]

That's what she took.

[Jennifer]

That's what. That's my takeaway. Okay, Kylie, what's going on on the Internet?

[Kylie]

I've got some reviews for you guys today.

[Jennifer]

Excellent.

[Kylie]

I also just want to know every time you list your biggest red flags in a relationship. I just looked at them. Check, check, check, check.

[Jennifer]

You have all of them.

[Kylie]

Well, I. I haven't been around long enough to do vow renewal yet.

[Angie]

But don't you think there's. There's a lot of gay exceptions in there? The vow renewal? I'm not. There's no exception to that. I have to stop.

[Jennifer]

Let me ask you this. Do you think lesbians have because of the double estrogen? Do you think there's more of a propensity to do all of those things? Yeah.

[Kylie]

Yeah. There's no man that. Yeah. I just think it's more inherent for women to want to do bigger romance.

[Jennifer]

Let me tell you this. You would think that, but Josh tattooed my middle name on his arm. I have zero tattoos. And I would never. I love Josh. He's the father of my two children. I would never fucking tattoo anything to do with him. On my body.

[Kylie]

I have matching anniversary date tattoos with Ana. I also have. We have each other's initials. We've also given each other tattoos.

[Angie]

What's going to happen if you break out? Like, what do you do with the tattoo, then you're stuck with it. It goes into your next relationship. Like you've got a problem now that you, you create. It's totally self created problem.

[Kylie]

I've had a cover up done before from a past relationship.

[Cutter]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Jennifer]

So you're a serial.

[Angie]

You have a tattoo from your first relationship.

[Jennifer]

You're like straight out of central casting to prove our point.

[Kylie]

Yeah, it was an initial and I got it changed into something else.

[Jennifer]

So are you, are you the initiator, Are you the initiator of all this?

[Kylie]

No, it's usually mutual.

[Angie]

Look at that face with that dimple pointing out. I think it's her.

[Jennifer]

I think it's you.

[Angie]

I think it's you.

[Jennifer]

Listener, this may come as a total shock to you, but Pumps and I have not always been this pulled together and rock solid. In fact, we used to be rather screwed up. Wouldn't you say Pumps?

[Angie]

I would say damn near psychotic.

[Jennifer]

Totally. And we have written a cell phone expose. One could even say it's a manifesto. And the book title is Life is.

[Angie]

A lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches.

[Jennifer]

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[Cutter]

Well.

[Jennifer]

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[Kylie]

Okay, I've got a couple reviews for you. This one is titled I Love to Complain. Five stars from Maureen, Jessica, Meet Curtains and Kathy are the best part of my morning commute. I start almost every day pumping my veins with miserable, petty complaints and I believe it fuels me. I myself am always annoyed in public and think most people are stupid and inconsiderate. These oldies make me feel less alone. I'm only 25, so when I'm ancient like the hosts, I know for a fact I will be just as miserable. Looking forward to it.

[Jennifer]

You know she lumped you into old. She did. And I mean, from a 25 year.

[Angie]

Old'S perspective, we are ancient.

[Jennifer]

But I am always so surprised at how young a lot of our listeners are.

[Angie]

I am too. And it always makes me like kind of feel really good inside. Like a real. Like that makes me happy.

[Jennifer]

Do you feel cool? Does it make you feel maybe.

[Angie]

Do you feel a little bit cool? Like relevant, like a 25 year old out there thinks that what I have to say is funny because the feedback I get from the 20 somethings at my house is you're the dumbest person on the planet and such a bore. So it, it's nice to have that right?

[Jennifer]

Okay.

[Kylie]

Okay. Do you guys Want to do some voice memos today?

[Jennifer]

Yes.

[Angie]

My favorite.

[Kylie]

Okay, up first we've got Corey.

[Cutter]

Hello, ladies. This is your favorite homosexual that lives in Oklahoma and flew to Seattle to see you. Gu. And here's my latest grievance. I have had it with the phrase they say. Let me give you an example. They say we're going to get bad weather. Who the is they? Are you talking about your neighbor telling you that we're getting bad weather or are you talking about the meteorologist? They say we should get eight hours of sleep. Who the is they? Is this your friend? Is this a doctor? Is this a health expert? Who the is they? Please be specific on who you're talking about at any point during the day. I always. Whether it's a cashier or a friend or family member, someone always says, they said shut the up. Shut the up. I need to know who is telling you this of lies.

[Angie]

That is a great one. We have a. I don't remember us talking about that, but that is so true. It's like, you know, the Donald Trump thing. Well, everybody says, name me five people. Who is they?

[Jennifer]

I have an idea.

[Angie]

Great question.

[Jennifer]

What we should be they.

[Angie]

Where do they.

[Jennifer]

We should be they. So listener, when you go out, you can say, they say that having a tattoo on your arm of your husband, you're going to get divorced.

[Angie]

Right.

[Jennifer]

Who is they? Everybody knows. Except for you.

[Angie]

Everybody knows. It's just you.

[Jennifer]

That I think we should be they.

[Angie]

I like that. I think that's a great grievance.

[Jennifer]

He's so right. And I do remember you. I do too. We flew out to do our show in Seattle and he was flying out to see our show in Seattle and he was on both flights and that was so sweet of him to travel that way. But he's 100% correct. And where they abuse is peak is Facebook.

[Angie]

Right? I mean any social media, but particularly.

[Jennifer]

On Facebook, which now they're removing fact checking from Facebook. So people are just going to get dumber and more conspiracy prone than ever before. I would also just like to say I've had it with Zuckerberg.

[Angie]

Talk about performative coupling. Do you remember recently or within the last six months or a year? You know, it's hard to tell that Mark Zuckerberg in his backyard had like a big statue made of his wife and there's a picture of her in front of it and I just thought somebody's around there.

[Jennifer]

Fortunately, I did not see that.

[Angie]

Yeah, it was weird.

[Jennifer]

It was big. These oligarchs, these tech bros are Weird. They're weirdos that suck off all of us to become billionaires. They want zero accountability. They don't pay their workers well. They're consolidating too much power and have had it.

[Kylie]

Okay, up next, we've got Angelina.

[E]

Hello, Blessica. And pumps the matron. State of the meat curtains. I'm calling in today with both of a hat it and also someone who I would like to just honor in the permanent record. I was at the airport, the site of many of our shared grievances a couple days ago. It was not even 5 in the morning yet. We're talking maybe 4:45, 4:50. We're in the TSA pre check line. Let me clarify pre check where the government is supposed to have a background check these people and make sure they're not psychos. Apparently they didn't do a good enough job because this woman in front of me in the TSA PreCheck line had her driver's license, her ID in a little wallet of sorts with a clear, A clear side. So you could see the ID is holding the wallet in her mouth in between her teeth with part of the wallet sitting like in her tongue. Proceeds to get up to the TSA agent who then asks to see an ID takes the wallet out of her mouth, grabs it by the dry side and hands him the wet side as if he's going to grab her wet wallet with her spit her saliva on it and use that to look at her ID that's inside the clear case. And I'm just sitting there thinking, how disgusting. Well, then the TSA agent looks at her and goes, that's nasty. And you could tell this woman had never had someone say no to her in her entire life because she was just kind of like, what did you say? And he goes, that's nasty. Take it out. And the woman was so taken aback, it was amazing. So I would like to please find that TSA agent. Please give him the Presidential Medal of Freedom, Medal of Valor, whatever. He deserves a commendation because that is just fine work. The government failed by letting her pass the background check for pre check, but he made it up. Thank you very much. To him.

[Jennifer]

That's a great story. The white entitlement is. It's, it's so gross. It's so gross the way people get treated that have to work in conditions like the airport.

[Angie]

Yeah, well, and also, I think any, anything in the morning is just. I mean, like, I'm a morning person, but I just, I've noticed being on airplanes in an airport in lines at airports. Early, early in the morning, I just feel like there's just a kind of a little bit of a stronger odor than you would normally smell. So I immediately am picturing, like, the morning breath on that wallet. It's gross. I love the guy said that. Yeah, nasty.

[Jennifer]

It's gross. All right, Kylie, who's next?

[Kylie]

Okay, up next, we've got Jacob.

[Cutter]

Good morning to the cast and crew of the I've had it podcast. This is Jacob reporting to you live from Fresno, California. And I'm here to share with you that as an ex Christian and as one of the girls, I am tired of Jesus jams so early in the morning. And what I mean by that is we all know the song Oceans. We've all heard it, even if we don't know what it is. And I'm tired of waking up tired knowing that I have to go to work and push through another day of being nice to people. And my One escape is TikTok. And I have to watch your inspirational quote or your inspirational video with the song oceans underneath it. Not everything needs to be a Jesus jam. Or for example, when I'm going out in the morning to get my mail because my wicked Barbie has arrived, I don't want to hear you blasting music Jesus jams while you're walking. Put your headphones in. I haven't even had my coffee yet. Anyways, I've had it with that. Love you all. Bye.

[Angie]

We get a lot of businesses that have the Christian rock playing 24 7.

[Jennifer]

I do not. I do not go to those stores. If I go to a store and they are forcing Christianity via their audio visual system on their customers, I tuck and roll out. I do not make a purchase there. I will not shop there. I will have nothing to do with it. This is unique to evangelicals. There are normal Episcopalians. There are Catholics, there are Methodists that do not have this weird, codependent, toxic desire to recruit everybody nonstop. And it is a very narcissistic religion where the people that are in it think that God loves them and favors them more than everybody else on the planet. And I will not frequent a business that plays Bible thumper music. I'm out. You're not getting my money. No.

[Angie]

Okay. I want to dive into another thing. I completely agree with them. Who is walking through the neighborhood without their headphones playing their music. That's weird, don't you think?

[Jennifer]

I mean, honestly, out of all the. That I hear that people do, that doesn't alarm me that much because we've talked about people listening to on their speaker. All this stuff. Some of that to me is just par for the course and Trump's America. But it takes a lot to shock me these days. You're shock proof. This episode is sponsored by Row Listener. Do you want the fastest working GLP1 for half the list price? Ro's got you pumps Tell the listener about your experience with ro.

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[Kylie]

Okay, up next we've got Cutter.

[Cutter]

Hello, Jennifer and Pumps. My name is Cutter. Like the scissors. I have had it with people bringing in their 98 year old parents into restaurants. They don't need to leave bed. They're too old. You know that. They come in, I'm like ready to take everyone's order. They're like, dad, have you looked at that menu yet? Dad, do you know what you're getting? He's not even conscious.

[Angie]

He literally can't answer.

[Cutter]

He's not conscious. I'm like, okay, well, while you figure out how to speak with the dead, I'm gonna go check out my other tables.

[Jennifer]

Be right back.

[Cutter]

Like, what are we doing? Then finally they get him to respond and he's like, gumbo. And I'm like, would you like a, a cup or a bowl, sir?

[Jennifer]

Is he talking to me?

[Cutter]

I'm giving you a cup like you. I'm not doing this. I'm not doing any of this. Good luck. I hope he likes it. Bye. Bye.

[Jennifer]

Anyway, I've had it.

[Angie]

That's another thankless job that has to deal with the gender public is a white person.

[Jennifer]

Oh, I mean, it's the worst.

[Angie]

We've been. It. It's, it's the worst. But this is interesting that Keter brings this up right now because I just got back from a trip and I'm in the airport and I see these, these 700 year old people that have 27 hearing aids, 45 walkers attached to a wheelchair. I'm guessing like old as fuck. And I just turned to my kids and said, guys, when I am in that state, don't take me anywhere. Don't take me to the airport, don't take me to a restaurant. Just leave me at home. There's nowhere I Want to go in that state of affair. So that's funny that it happened. We got that voicemail today.

[Jennifer]

Yeah. You know, I mean, people are, are living longer and longer and it's, you know, we get to where, you know, everybody's been the asshole toddler.

[Angie]

Right.

[Jennifer]

And something we don't really talk about a lot. There's asshole old people. And oftentimes they're rude, not nice, and they've had it, and they've, they, they've earned the right to be cranky. I get it. But, you know, it's kind of like, for me, personally, I don' really, really want to be around people at the beginning of their lives or at the end.

[Angie]

Right. There's a sweet spot.

[Jennifer]

I guess I'm ageist.

[Angie]

Yeah, I probably am too, because I just really, I mean, I think 85, that's a good one.

[Jennifer]

I mean, 85 is so different. It's so subjective. You have to take it all on a case. Right.

[Angie]

Like, if I'm basically healthy and Bernie.

[Jennifer]

Sanders is, you know, sharp as a tag. Right. Tons of energy. Dipshit. Donald Trump has a ton of energy. And so it's different, you know, for every. It's a kind of a case by case basis. But I, I get where he's going, but I, I feel bad. I mean, it's obviously horrible to grow older, but I think when it comes to toddlers and older people, the best way to have empathy and love for them is when you have a shared DNA.

[Angie]

Oh, of course.

[Jennifer]

And then outside of that, it becomes increasingly difficult.

[Angie]

Increasingly difficult. And I think both toddlers and super old people shouldn't be at restaurants. That's just me. Me and airports.

[Kylie]

Okay, up next, we've got Luke.

[Cutter]

Hey, moms. This is Luke. So what I have had it with recently is when someone will text you, and it can even be like, you know, a good friend or someone you genuinely like, but someone will text you and they'll say, hey, what are you doing on Saturday? I don't know how to answer that because it really depends on what bullshit they're about to ask me to do. You know, if they're wanting me to go get brunch and, you know, drink our weight in mimosas and stumble home and take an afternoon nap. I'm free that day. Like, that sounds amazing. But if you're wanting me to, I don't know, take you to the airport or help you move or hang out with your child or stay up past like 8 or 9pm out of the house. No, no, no. I am very busy. Busy that day. I'm sorry. You know, I just checked my schedule. It's too packed. It's ridiculous that I have to even come up with these lies, and especially when I don't know what you're wanting me to do. So I have had it with that, and I hope people stop doing that. Okay, Love y'all. Bye.

[Angie]

It's a trap. What are you doing Saturday is a trap. Every time. If they have something fun for you to do, they'll say, hey, do you want to go to brunch on Sunday? That's. But I think that's a trap every time.

[Jennifer]

It's always a trap. And my response when somebody does this is why I flip. I flipped the script. What are you doing Saturday? My response is, why?

[Angie]

Right?

[Jennifer]

Why? Question mark. That's how I respond to it. Because I want. Let's cut through this bullshit. Let's get straight to the nut cutting, because I'm not. I want to know exactly what it is you want from me. And furthermore, it's not your business what I'm doing on Saturday. Like, I don't just randomly text people and say, what are you doing on Saturday? I. I'm more direct. It's passive aggressive texting. It's. And people just need to be more direct.

[Angie]

I completely agree.

[Kylie]

Okay, up next, we've got kb.

[Cutter]

Hello.

[Angie]

I know you've talked about bathrooms and bathroom etiquette and everything under the sun, so if you've already talked about this, I'll go fuck myself. But this just happened to me, so I had to bitch about it. I have had it with people who are standing behind you in a bathroom line at a public bathroom and all the stalls are full, and for whatever reason, they, like, peek around you to choose check. As if they think you're an idiot. And you're just, like, standing there and there's a bunch of stalls open. And I literally, like, this happened. This woman is just, like, gaping around me in a bathroom, and I wanted to just say, stop.

[Jennifer]

I 100 do this, I do that.

[Angie]

I was just thinking, guilty as charged.

[Jennifer]

I do it. She's 100% right. It's annoying, et cetera. But I always think, did this person do a thorough check?

[Angie]

Did they miss something?

[Jennifer]

Did they thoroughly check under each and every single one of these? Do we 100 know that there is not one hole available? I need to know that. So I always do a little Looky Lou. I'm always doing a little. I'm right behind you. I'm doing a little checking. Your work.

[Angie]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

I, I, I am guilty oftentimes too, when I do my little check, I find there's an open spot. There's an open spot.

[Angie]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

And then I go and push the door and I'm like, you were ahead of me, but this was open. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize it.

[Angie]

Yeah, no, I, I do that too. And I do think she has more trust in the general public than I do.

[Jennifer]

Right. And she's nicer and probably. Yeah, probably a lot more likable 100 than we are. She's probably a lot more attractive than we are. She has a lot more serenity, a lower head resting, heart rate. You know, I think there's probably better genetics. A lot of things that this woman has that we don't, that she can have that style of grievance. I can't relate to it because I'm the person with whom she's had it.

[Angie]

Oh, absolutely. Yeah. And I did kind of on the bathroom line thing. I was standing in line for the bathroom and this woman, I was like, same thing, checking the work. I was going to go in and the woman in front of me goes, there's a situation in there you don't want to go. And I was just like, I appreciate that her so much. She spared me. I just loved it. I thought, that's looking out for your neighbor.

[Jennifer]

That's good.

[Kylie]

Okay, do you want one more?

[Jennifer]

One more?

[Kylie]

The last one is from Liz.

[Cutter]

Hey, Jen. And pumps. It's Liz from Pittsburgh. You know what? I had it with people who just mindlessly whip whistle in their day. I manage a children's store and somebody came in, a customer, and when I tell you this man mindlessly whistled for the entire 20 minutes he was in the store, I almost lost my mind. Like this, mind you, the store's not that big, so I almost lost my mind. Had it.

[Jennifer]

That is so annoying.

[Angie]

Oh, my gosh, that is just so annoying.

[Jennifer]

I'm just gonna say I don't like whistlers, hummers. I don't like it. People that are like, humming when you're shopping and you pass by them and they're humming, I always want to look at them, shut the up and quit humming.

[Angie]

Right. And it's more of like a, like a nervous. I don't know if it's like a nervous thing or is it like attention seeking? Like, I just. The whistling is just the humming. All of it. Keep your noises to yourself when you're at home. Whistle while you work all day long. I'm all in but not in public.

[Jennifer]

I just think that there's two ways to look at this. I don't know if this is grandstanding or showboating, which is what I want it to be. Right. So that I can really, really sink my teeth into the grievance of this. But it also could be. This also could be that person's happy just feels like humming. And we always go. Go back to. We're the.

[Angie]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

And so, you know, that's to me probably more likely now the whistler that, like that guy, he needed to be.

[Angie]

Slapped across the face 100.

[Jennifer]

This is where if we were to have social referees or social umpires, they have a whistle, they can write citations, etc. Etc. I think you also get a swat. Remember when we were in grade school, kids would get sent to the office and get us get a swat. They get paddled. This is where I. It's just a slap across the face. Like, listen up, motherfucker. Nobody wants to hear your whistling. Nobody thinks it's cute, neat, or fun. You're gonna get slapped across the face.

[Angie]

Yeah. Continue to do this. And I also think, like, this is not the first time he's walked into a place whistling. Where is the person he's buying the baby gift for to say don't whistle all the time? Nobody likes it.

[Jennifer]

I think the thing is of what we've learned is people that do UP are surrounded by UP enablers.

[Angie]

Right.

[Jennifer]

And that's why they continue to do this, because nobody ever checks them.

[Angie]

Yeah. Yeah. That's a huge problem. We're seeing it on a macro level.

[Jennifer]

All right, that's. I think that's. Is that all we have for today, Kylie? Yep. Okay. Pumps.

[Angie]

Tell him we will see you next Tuesday and Thursday.

[Jennifer]

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[Angie]

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[Jennifer]

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[Angie]

Caca.

[Jennifer]

A little bit more enthusiasm.

[Angie]

Caca.

[Jennifer]

That's it. That's. That's caca. That's the patriotism that this country needs right there.

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