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Jennifer
So are we supposed to start the podcast?
Angie
Ready? 1, 2, 3 patriots, gay trots, they
Jennifer
trio, black trio, Brown Trio, and any triots that we may have left off. We love you and all of maga. The triple Trumpers, Fox News viewers, gay obsessed fans, Freak shows can do what? Pumps. All right, pumps. What have you had it with?
Angie
Okay, what I've had it with is when somebody texts you a question or maybe a compound question and you're answering it and they see the text bubbles, they know you're answering it and then you get like three follow up texts asking the same question. I'm just like, if you would give me a minute, I would be able to respond and it would have been different. Back in the day when you didn't see the bubbles. Remember when you first started texting, you see if somebody was responding, but when you see the bubbles, I find it rude and I've had it. It makes me want to put down my phone and leave them thinking, well, she was going to answer but she didn't and mind them because I just, I think it's rude and I've had it. Just let me have time to answer the question.
Jennifer
Was this one of your children?
Angie
Well, of course it was. You know who it was. I don't even have to tell you which child it was.
Jennifer
So, you know, I think the most hilarious thing about a lot of your grievances are these issues with your children that you could fix. I've been talking to you about it for literally 20 years. Boundaries not being Enmeshed. Telling them this is not acceptable or you're off the tit. I'm not paying for yourself anymore. You actually have leverage. These are things you can fix. Pumps. We have been talking about this year after year. Now if this was some friend of yours, I'm going to jump on that thing with you like you wouldn't believe. But if this is one of the titty babies, which by the way, you guys, that's where the original thing was, is pumps. Because pumps for years is like, my kids drive me crazy. And I'm like, what did y' all do last night? They all laid in bed with me all for hours. I'm like, why didn't you tell them to leave? Well, I didn't want to hurt their feelings.
Angie
Now here's the thing. So many times in my parenting over the last two decades that I have been griping about and furious about, like, this is a perfect example. When my son, my oldest son started driving my daughter home from school. They are two years apart. The minute they got in the car, he would call me bitching about her and she would call me bitching about him. Like, so I am at work and I have two phone calls coming in bitching about the other person in the car. And I'm telling Jennifer about this and she's just like, why are you allowing this to happen? All you have to do is say, don't call me. Figure it out yourself. And here's the thing. That was an epiphany. It was like, oh my gosh, that's a great idea. It never occurred to me.
Kylie
Yeah.
Angie
That it wasn't my job to intervene and field these calls from two spoiled brats that were griping about each other every day at 3:15. It. It was so. This is not new. This is. It's just sometimes when you say stuff, I'm like, yeah, that makes perfect sense. But it's a complete and total epiphany to me.
Jennifer
Yeah. Here's. Here's what I would do if my kids were firing off like rapid fire questions. I would immediately then go from them seeing the bubble to them seeing an incoming call. And I would say, listen, give me time before this barrage of questions to answer it or do not text me again. Are we clear on that? Yeah, Mom, I'm sorry. Okay, good. It's just.
Angie
You're right. That would make it easier. That would make my life easier.
Jennifer
Listener. You don't even understand. Like, for years I would go pick pumps up and like we were going to go grab a coffee or we were going to go shopping or we're going to go to a movie. She's like, okay, you pick me up. So I drive to her house and pick her up. I'd go inside, say hi to all three of her kids because I'm like a second stepmomish type figure to them. I'm like, hey, guys, how are you doing? Blah, blah, we're going to go have fun. My car is barely out of the driveway, the front wheels are still in the driveway. And I'm in the process of turning it back and her phone starts ringing and I'm like, please tell me that's not one of your children. And at the time, you guys, they're like 19, 17 and 16. Okay? There's no reason. This is not like a 10 year old. She answers and yeah, sure. Oh yeah, okay, yeah, real sweet, real sweet. Then she hangs up. She's like, I hate them. Why are you enabling this? Why are you? You are the boss. You are the boss of the kids.
Angie
That is all.
Jennifer
I'll tell you what I've had it with. I've had it with you having it with stuff that you can fix. I want you to only have it with stuff that you have no control over. That's what I want.
Angie
Would I have a grievance? Would I have a grievance if I actually did? If I actually took steps to end the problems that I about?
Jennifer
You would. You'd have a shit ton. You'd have a look at who the President is. The other day he was in Las Vegas, trotting around in a goddamn W, you know, for all of the people.
Angie
When I saw that, I thought. And it goes back to the bad makeup. It's like if you're gonna buy a wig and you're the President of the United States, you've made billions of dollars since you've been President. Get a better wig. Like, this is not hard. I, you know what?
Jennifer
I thought it was pretty good looking. I hate to give credit, but I wouldn't have known it was a wig if I didn't have all of the thinning pictures prior to that. It wasn't like a super bad wig. And it pisses me off that it actually looked pretty good.
Angie
See, I thought, wait, because it set back so far. Like when the wind blew it up, you could tell it was way back.
Jennifer
So I, let's do some analysis on this. See how. See the COVID I'm providing you for being in the hot seat for bitches about your kids instead of chewing their asses out it's so true. And then I have to chew your ass out.
Kylie
Yeah.
Angie
Do it. Okay, I know that. See, the thing I can't get past is you have a billion dollars. Get a makeup artist. Don't look like you've been in the sun tanning bed from 19.
Jennifer
Get a facelift.
Angie
Get.
Jennifer
Get your face done.
Angie
Yes. Get your neck done.
Kylie
That's.
Angie
But see how far back the wig starts. I think I would bring it up a touch.
Jennifer
I don't think it looks too far back. I hate. Again, I hate giving credit, but if I didn't know how thin his natural hair was, I wouldn't have known. This is a wig.
Angie
Yeah, but remember, did you see the picture where he's coming off the helicopter and it's blown back and it's. It's set way back, and maybe that's because of the whoosh.
Jennifer
Was that his real hair? This is the first time I've ever seen him in this wig.
Angie
I thought when I saw him coming off Marine One and his hair was blown way back, I thought that looked like a wig.
Jennifer
That's what I was like, how hilarious. This is what I need. I need for it to be a wig and for it to just blow off and it be on camera.
Angie
Do you know, I may not recover. I'd be so happy.
Jennifer
A little victory like that would really do good for us.
Angie
Because he's so fucking vain.
Jennifer
Yeah. Which is interesting that he's so vain, yet he looks so bad.
Angie
I agree.
Jennifer
That's what I mean. Like, maybe he would have, like, you know, have somebody at least like, threading tape.
Angie
Back to the threading.
Jennifer
I've never done spreading, but I heard it helps vagina.
Angie
Get Botox in your neck.
Jennifer
I don't know that Botox could fix the gravity. There is.
Kylie
Yeah.
Angie
I mean, 80.
Kylie
This is from like a week ago.
Jennifer
See, that's not a wig.
Kylie
This is really.
Angie
You don't think that's a wig? You think that's a wig? No.
Jennifer
Look at how bald the top of his hair is.
Kylie
That's why he's wearing a wig.
Jennifer
That's why he's wearing a wig. Because look.
Angie
Oh, I thought it was a wig set way far back. Maybe you're right. So it's just, you know, he struggled with his hair and he thinks it looks so good. He's always been so self conscious about his hair, which cracks me up again. Get a better makeup artist if you. If you're that vain.
Kylie
Yeah.
Jennifer
But I guess it goes down to like. I think that this is like a microcosm of how he governs. Like, he thinks he's the best makeup artist, and he's clearly bad, and he thinks he's so attractive. And he has a vagina as a neck. No disrespect to all of the vaginas out there, yours and mine and Kylie's included in that. But he has a literal, you know, geriatric vagina hanging from his neck. But he looks in the mirror and he's like, he sees Brad Pitt. He sees somebody hot looking back at him. And this is the same way he governs. He thinks I'm so great at all of this stuff. And he's. He is a neck vagina governing style with everything like that neck. It's like, you know the phrase the elephant in the room for him? It's like the neck vagina in the room.
Angie
He's the neck vagina in the room.
Jennifer
All right, welcome to I've Had It. I'm Jennifer.
Angie
I'm Angie.
Jennifer
The star of our show refuses to discipline her adult children.
Angie
Set any boundaries.
Jennifer
I'm gonna call them. How many times have we been. You'll tell me something your kids do. And you're so mad. You call me like, I'm so mad. I said, have you told them you're this mad? Well, no. And I'm like, you've got me so worked up. I'm calling him, and I call him like, what the hell are y' all doing with your mom? Be nicer to her.
Angie
Yeah, and how many times have they called me with an issue and we're together and I just hand you the phone.
Jennifer
You a million. And they're like, oh, God, Mom's with Jenny.
Angie
Yeah. You're not getting away with shit now.
Jennifer
All right, Kylie.
Kylie
Hi.
Jennifer
Hi.
Kylie
I got two reviews for you. I think I'll start it off with a negative one just to welcome you home, Jen. Wildly judgmental. Uninteresting. One star. These women suffer from tds. They'd also rather protect delusional men in dresses pretending to be women than protect biological women and girls. Just your typical liberal groomer pod.
Jennifer
Okay, leave that up. This is perfect. This is perfect. Wildly judgmental. Guilty as charged. I am judgmental. Can jh. Whatever. Your username is uninteresting. I'll give you that. But here's where the real tell is. The fact that you're listening to our podcast and you immediately think about men in dresses pretending to be women and you think about groomers tells far more about you than it does anybody else. And I'll give you an example on one of my. I never read the comments on Instagram that often, but recently I had traveling. I was bored or whatever, like in an airplane. And I look and there's a picture of me with two friends of mine, got male friends and a guy, a MAGA guy. MAGA troll responds on it. The guys next to you look like they need butt plugs. And I thought if you're looking at a photograph of two fully clothed men and you think butt plugs, you're thinking about butt sex. You just told on yourself. So this guy right here is telling on themselves that these people are trans obsessed. And the science backs this up. The science has shown that the trans porn hotspots all across the United States are rural counties, with number one being Lawton, Oklahoma. Lawton, Oklahoma is where the most trans porn is consumed per capita. It's all these red counties that are doing us. I don't want to yuck anyone's yum if that's your thing. But the thing about MAGA is these people are so sexually repressed. They are dying to, you know, have shame free sex and they're incapable of it. And they're incredibly jealous that liberals are able to do that. The LGBTQ plus are able to do that. Furthermore, I just want to add this. Every political party has gays in it. The Republican party's chock full of gay people. You just have all the fucking sexually repressed dorks that are so scared of figuring out of the world knowing who they really are that they'll tell, tear everyone down. We have all the cool gays, we have all the cool les. You know, give me Kylie over Laura Ingram any day. Any day.
Kylie
I will say Jen, to back up your point you've been making about her, I hadn't watched like a ton of her. I watched her on Katie Miller's podcast the other day.
Jennifer
Oh God, Kyle. So sorry, Budge.
Kylie
She's a lesbian.
Angie
I agree with duh.
Kylie
Yeah, I mean full lesbian.
Jennifer
It's just unbelievable. And I don't know why the Democrats are not talking about Laura Ingram who sits and does all this family values trad wife bullshit, is unmarried mother has these kids with clearly her girlfriend somewhere or wife and they just, they. She never is the target of anything, yet she sits around and targets everybody non stop. And she's such a liar. Just like everybody at Fox News. They're all pathological liars that lie so much they had to pay a billion dol. I said this on IHOP News and I'm saying it now. Any American who Sits around and watches Fox news knowing that this channel had to pay $1 billion for lying to their viewers is an idiot.
Kylie
Can I tell you something she said on Katie Miller's pod?
Jennifer
Please do. Please, Katie.
Kylie
Katie linked Laura adopting kids from a foreign nation to illegal immigration. That was like her segue with that. And she asked why she adopted kids from a different country, not the United States. Laura said it was because abortion has sadly made it so we don't have as many kids to adopt in the U. S. What? That stuck with me.
Angie
Are you. Oh, my God.
Jennifer
I want to get Laura Ingram on this podcast.
Kylie
I agree.
Jennifer
I'll reach out.
Kylie
Actually, they're watching right now.
Jennifer
Hello. Shout out to the Fox news producers. Yeah, shout out to all of you.
Angie
Here's the deal. Katie Miller is supposed to still be on maternity leave. I thought we were. I thought we'd get at least three months off. But after she blew through 20 years of Grey's Anatomy in the first four weeks, now she's back having to just insert herself in all this crazy bullshit. It's like, Katie, all you talk about is the joy of your children and you're so proud. And look, being a mother, it's like, shut up, Katie. Go home and be with your children. If it's so great to be with four kids under five, go home and be with them. Caroline Levitt, she came back from maternity leave early. Like these women that wanted everybody to be a trad wife, including Laura Ingram, who works a full time job. They can't get back to work quick enough yet. They're so happy to tell other people what to do.
Jennifer
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Guest/Caller
All right.
Jennifer
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Angie
do it in your red teddies.
Jennifer
Lindsay Drag. I just want to take this to the next level. I'm so tired of tiptoeing around everything, you know, as we do on this podcast all the time.
Angie
We just tread so lightly. It's just like walking.
Jennifer
So tired of being a wallflower. I'm so tired of not calling out closet cases.
Angie
I've had it.
Jennifer
I've had it with pumps. Not discipline our kids. And I've had it with me being a wallflower.
Angie
That's what we need. We need you to come out of your shell.
Jennifer
All right, I'll do it right here. Maga Christians have a new solution for stopping infidelity. They're getting sweaty with other half naked men. Let's pop this up. What Christian influencers mocked for opening men only gyms to stop them from cheating. Here's more from the post. Pop this up. Several male Christian fitness influencers have been mocked online for opening up new men only gyms to help with infidelity. News of one of the gyms, one of which has opened in Oklahoma, circulated online after plans for it were shared in a Baptist News opinion piece published on 22 July. The Christian Manosphere believes men need to be in top. I don't know if pun is attended there or not. Top. Physical and spiritual shape. So one way they're proposing to accomplish that is through lust.
Angie
Free.
Jennifer
Jeff Hambrecht, the founder of Proverbs 27:17 Fitness in Oklahoma City, said a nut again, I don't know if in a nutshell, I don't know if a patent was intended there or not, because we are have so far top and nut in a nutshell, one of the number one places that affairs and infidelity occur. Cheating is the gym. Byproduct is someone who had an affair in my previous marriage. Doesn't work out well for you. Fell Proverbs 27:17 Fitness website states that the gym is for men tired of lukewarm faith, men who know they were made for more, and men ready to train hard, Pray harder, and walk boldly. The website also shares that quote, there was a season of Hambrecht's life marked by homelessness, addiction, and spiritual emptiness. In another video, he shares that he had a pornography addiction for almost 20 years. Now. I'm not okay. Addiction is very real and I'm very happy that Mr. Hambrecht has, is sober. What he's done here, you guys, is he has exchanged his addiction to pornography and drugs to religious addiction. This is a religious addict. This is religious addiction. This is an incubator for gay stuff. This, this, that's what it is. This, this is where the gay stuff is going to go down. Right here in this maga Christian gym.
Angie
It's a pickup. It's, it's a gay bar pickup spot disguised as a gym. And you can tell your wife, oh, well, I'm going to the gym. And you know, there's no Jesus. It's the Jesus gym because they're on top and they pray harder. I mean, like, this is the worst idea. And here's, here's the thing. Fundamentally, this really bothers me because all my life, you know, men's sexual deviance and abuse somehow was tailored to mean that it's the woman's fault. So now if we don't have women at the gym, men won't cheat. And, and maybe that's not the point he's making, but that's what I see. Women's shirt skirts are too short. And that's why, you know, men have to rape women. That's, that's a whole separate issue. But the thing about this guy is he's running around trying to not have men having affairs, yet he's opening up the door for all these men that have been dying to have affairs with men. It's just like, can you Imagine the locker room at this place. Can you imagine what's going to go on at the sauna in this place? And then they're all going to walk around saying how much this changed their lives. They're fit for Jesus. Like, it's just. It's so gross.
Juan Naula
It's so.
Angie
And here's another thing. Like, he sat around. Presumably he didn't just. I have this idea. I'm putting it on the Internet. I'm paying the deposit and I'm opening up a gym. I would assume he talked to other people and other people were like, oh, my God, that's the best idea I've ever heard. Nobody said, have you ever thought that maybe this is going to be perceived as a gay hookup spot? Like, this is like, you shouldn't put harder and ball and nut and top in your announcement video. It's like nobody had a clear head when this whole thing went down.
Jennifer
Well, you have to start with the fact that they want to have a Christian gym. Right? That's. You know what I mean? Like, at that point, like, whether it's men, women, whatever the. Like that somehow they're having a Christian fitness. This is. This is crazy town. This is Maha crazy. And this obviously came about because this guy Jeff, from our hometown of Oklahoma City, which I know a million of these kind of guys, million of Jeffrey, they can't keep their dick in their pants because they were raised evangelical Christian and told no sex. No sex, no sex. Sex is dirty. Sex is bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. They never had sexual education. They probably saw their dads belittle their mothers. They have all of these issues and therapy is way, you know, far out of the scope. And so they think that this, this Christian gym is somehow going to fix them. And it won't. It will not fix them. He's still going to be a deviant. He's still going to have issues. And now probably, you know, this porn addiction. We don't know what kind of porn it was, but this is not the answer. This is so stupid. But Oklahoma City isn't the only city that's getting male only gyms. Mitch Parsons of Denver, Colorado, took to Instagram to explain why he's opening up his own.
Guest/Caller
Let's play the clip of having nakedness shoved in my face every time I went to the gym, walking around with my eyes on the floor. Because culture has said that wearing little to no clothing is an acceptable way to go and train your body. Now, I'm not going to sit here and tell you how to dress and how you can or cannot dress. But I will say that I shouldn't have to fight for my marriage and for my purity and to guard my eyes and to honor the Lord and to honor my wife, while at the same time trying to take care of my body. So I've quit four gyms and I haven't found one that I can go to where I feel like I can have the best of both worlds.
Jennifer
Wow. He's great for gyms because he, he thinks that just because he's on a diet doesn't mean that he can't read the menu. You know, newsflash, you can go to the gym and go, she's pretty hot. What a great bod she has on her. And just keep that to yourself. But in this evangelical Christian world, he thinks that's a sin. He thinks something so normal makes him bad, makes him inherently wrong. And then, of course, he probably doesn't have the impulse control. He's probably a chronic masturbator out the wazoo. His wife probably catches him yanking it all the time. And he thinks this, this gay Jim is going to fix him. And it's not. These people are so broken because their religion is a cult. Evangelical Christianity is a death cult. Sexually repressed death cult.
Angie
There is so much shame around being naked in the evangelical Christian movement. And I know that because I lived it. But here's the thing. Obviously he gets turned on by this shit. You know, I have seen. I mean, I've never seen naked men at the gym, but I mean, when you go into locker room, people are changing or whatever. I've never been like, oh, my gosh, I'm so sexually charged. I don't feel pure. Like, that tells me he is totally aroused by naked people, obviously women, because he now has to quit four gyms and start his own where there are no naked women. But what a fucking nutball. These people are just nutballs. And I'm just, here's the problem by the gym and open that.
Jennifer
We have to. Here's the problem. We have to address that right now. MAGA is especially with Abdullah Sayed Victory in Michigan. They're going to start all this Sharia law nonsense and that we're free and blah, blah. And those of us that have grown up in the Bible Belt, the real threat to the United States is this sect of Christianity. If you're offended by the faith of Islam and their certain countries and certain sects of it that go sects that go sects, they go really far. And the women have to wear like A burka. What is the difference between that and this guy? I mean, this guy's blaming his inability to go, she's hot. And then go about his day that he's. He's had to quit four gyms. And this is what this is. The fundamental problem in the United States is the crazy Christian problem. I'd like to welcome all the Fox producers. Again, I said it. The crazy Christian problem is the fundamental problem. These people have never had a sex education. Nobody's ever sat down with them and said, it's so normal to find other people attractive. That's just, you know, there's eye candy everywhere you go. But you are responsible for you and you need to be respectful. Nobody's ever taught him what consent means,
Angie
what
Jennifer
harmless attraction is. And so then you have this unhinged guy that sat down with his cell phone and hit record and said, I had to quit for gyms because of what other women are wearing in gyms, because I have absolutely zero self control and somehow wraps it all up into his faith. I mean, this is some weird. And all of these people vote for Donald Trump. Who? A porn star. I mean, you know, see, people always go, how could they vote for him? Well, because they like that he got away with all the shit that they want to do or masturbate to doing. They love it because they're just like him.
Angie
Yeah. Around on your wife. But get to keep all the, you know, the beauties of marriage or whatever. Not that he and Lonnie are some love story by any stretch, but, you know, steal money, get to keep it, commit fraud, don't go to jail. Like, he is the king of getting away with shit. Like, I started thinking, like, karma is not real because Donald Trump is not in prison. Like, that's. He just get. He just seems to this point get away with everything. And he's 80 years old.
Jennifer
Yeah. And he's saying, I always say he looks like. Which he does. But for 80.
Angie
80. That's the thing.
Jennifer
But I'm really objective about it. I'm like, I really wish he looked worse. Like, he's not looking bad enough for me yet. You know, the fact that he's run. Walking up the stairs to the plane. Walking down the stairs to the plane. I haven't seen him fall down. I mean, there's just an escalation in the health decline that I'm ready to see. And again, I'd like to welcome the Fox News producers watching this part.
Angie
But you know what? To me, I agree with you just on physical appearance, but he's gained so much weight lately, I feel like. And on top of that, once he begins speaking and the cognitive decline, it makes him look so, I mean, he seems, seems 150 years old when he starts talking because he makes no sense. He slurs around. He's, you know, he slumped over, has to sit down. So his mental issues have really deteriorated. His physical, just observationally, for me, I
Jennifer
want it to be worse.
Angie
Yeah, I do too, obviously.
Jennifer
Okay, so we've, we've covered this before, but I want to circle back on the alpha male camps. So with the MAGA men, you have the people that listen to Joe Rogan and you have, you know, all the, the bro sphere and then you have the Christian gems that are popping up. We saw the video of RFK and Kid Rock getting into a hot tub together, drinking milk in their jeans. Just can't unsee that. But now some men are flying halfway across the world to attend alpha male camps. Pop this up. Bougie Alpha male retreat bans women for holding back their growth. But critics call it echo chamber of misogyny. Gals and Persona non grata at Bali Time Chamber, a mountaintop retreat in northern Indonesia catering exclusively to men. Quote, looking to level up in their life. It's a gender based ban reportedly predicated on the belief that females simply don't let people grow. According to the controversial Getaways viral videos, women can't access this place. The place banned everything that's not making people grow. Per a promotional clip from the resort social media profile shared to Reddit. No women allowed inside. Continued the snippet. The secret location only accepts men who want to work on their physique, grow their business and meet Mike like minded individuals. I mean, so clearly this is a closet gay camp is what I'm reading into that 100%.
Angie
You're hiding. You're in a secret location. Anything that won't help you grow, I
Jennifer
mean, like working on your physique, working
Angie
on your physique and not letting you grow. But yet you're on Reddit and social media going viral with clips. I mean, bitch, please. But you know what? People will go. They'll go and they'll be. I have rededicated myself to being an alpha male male and I'm all right.
Jennifer
And here's a screen grab of how they chose to market their alpha male camps. Pop this up. Men are coming. And it has, for those of you listening, it says men are coming. And it has four men in their little britches, topless, barefoot, walking together and it says men are coming. And then in the next one, it says no women. And it shows five men again in their little britches, topless, flexing their muscles. And so I just. I've said it once and I'm going to say it again. The Democratic Party has all the cool LGBTQ plus gay people. Yeah, for sure. In every community, every country, everywhere. They're everywhere. They're not going anywhere, Maggie. You just have this shitty, dorky, diabolical ones. We have all the cool gays. We have Pride month. You guys need to start having Shame Month.
Angie
I can't believe that's their ad.
Jennifer
I mean, that I can't.
Angie
It looks like an ad for Grindr.
Jennifer
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Jennifer
Next Story the delusion of Maga Christians has reached new heights. Pop this up. Evangelists say they are heeding a biblical command to preach on flights. In flight, evangelists have preached sermons and busted out guitars in recent years. Some travelers lament that they can't even walk away. So here's more reporting from the article. To small crowds on airplanes and often to much larger audiences via social media, self described evangelists are seizing the opportunity to share their faith with other passengers. Whether fellow travelers asked for the word or not, they have no choice but to hear the truth, said Whitney Lynn, an evangelist, producer and singer songwriter from Orlando, who said she preaches on most flights she takes filming the proclamations for social media. When I have a gift and I have a life raft, if you're drowning, I want to give you that life raft so you can be saved. Here's a video. Play the clip. But I want to tell you who is so perfect and so beautiful, better than anything in this life, is knowing Jesus Christ personally as Lord and Savior.
Angie
He died on a cross for all your.
Jennifer
This is, this is religious psychosis. And here's something that you have to understand for those of you who don't live in the Bible Belt, it is such a tell tell how insecure evangelicals are in their religion. The fact that they have to project and recruit other people. If you're happy and peaceful with something in your life, there's no itch that you have to go project it onto other people and make other people think and believe the same way you believe. This religion is based on the prosperity gospel gospel pyramid scheme where the megachurch pastor is at the top and he emotionally blackmails the members of his congregation to tithe. To tithe and wealth will trickle down. And this is where MAGA and American capitalism, maga, Christianity and American capitalism perfectly dovetail. The way American capitalism via the Republican Party is propagandized is that wealth will trickle down. The exact same thing happens to these mega church pastors. They have all. They live this big life. They have these fancy cars, they have private planes, they have stylists. And then they tell their poor congregants that if you, if you tithe, then this wealth will trickle down to you. Jesus will favor you. God will favor you. And so that's why so many evangelical Christians support MAGA policies. Because when you go to a mega church, they throw in a little bit of the Jesus stuff, but a lot of it is all about this. Like that guy who said he had to quit the gym four times. It's this Christian narcissism. If that guy would stop focusing on thinking people are hot and focus on helping people and accept that as a human being, I'm going to think people are hot then and he could live a much better life than what he's living right now. But the church he goes to is going to keep him in this state where he feels like he was born bad and he is a bad guy. And you keep going back to the church and you keep giving them money because it is a cult, it is a death cult, it is a grift. And if any of you go to any church and your pastor or your priest isn't speaking about the egregious human rights violations happening to the most marginalized among us. You're getting ripped off and you're in a cult, and it's just that simple. And America has a crazy Christian problem. Just. We just do.
Angie
Well, I grew up in an evangelical Christian church, and I never once was encouraged to have empathy for other people. Like, we might hit on, you know, feed the poor, you know, heal the sick, that kind of thing. But the minute you walk out, it was judgment. We're better. And so the narcissism and the entitlement that you feel from that keeps you completely unable to put yourself in somebody else's situation until it happens to you.
Kylie
You.
Angie
And the thing about this, really, that bothers me, number one, I'm going on a flight tomorrow, and that makes me nervous. Like, am I going to get her on my flight? I've been workshopping ever since I saw this video on exactly what I would say. I can run it by you after. But it's that my beliefs, whether you believe them or not, you have to believe them, because I know better for you and I understand the mindset. I was raised and indoctrinated in that mindset. And it is dangerous. It keeps you from making good decisions. It keeps you in situations that you should not be because you feel like you have the divine power and righteousness to fuck other people over and harm yourself, even because you are such a, you know, you're such a unique gift. And it. It's so devastating. But telling people that don't that believe differently than you, that you know better than they do about their lives, it just. It's like nails on a chalkboard. I hate it. I could not fucking stand it. And it's everywhere, across the board, on every issue. On every issue.
Jennifer
Yeah. I mean, especially if you live in the Bible. But you can imagine, right, My whole existence in Oklahoma. I mean, people found out that I wasn't religious, that I didn't go to a church, and they felt like that was their business. They felt like in a real toxic, codependent way that it was their business, and it just simply is not. It's simply not their business. When I find out somebody goes to church, I don't have an overwhelming desire to deprogram them. I'm like, okay, swing for the fences. That's your business. It doesn't affect my life. What is affecting our lives is how organized these church leaders that are grifters and cult leaders, how organized they are within the Republican party to mobilize voters to go vote against their faith and vote against the best interest of the country. And these, these evangelists pumps. I've dealt with this my entire life. Life in Oklahoma. Entire life. And what is so infuriating about it is when you tell somebody no, I'm not interested. They do not accept that boundary because they think they know the answers of existentialism. They think they know the answers of the universe. I have 000 desire to have a conversation with somebody who thinks the earth is 6,000 years old because it's just. I don't want to argue facts recently that. What's the thing called Kylie where they asked me to come on where the person sits and they do.
Kylie
Oh Jubilee, Jubilee.
Jennifer
About a few months ago Jubilee asked me to go on and debate this Ali Beth Stuckey or she's some right winger, Bible thumper, right? And she's the one who wrote the book about toxic empathy. And I don't, I just don't want to sit down and argue facts with somebody. I don't think it's productive. She thinks empathy is toxic. Go rip off all your people. Exploit your faith. Be a walking, talking, breathing example as to why the numbers of Christianity are falling. But I just, I don't think it's helpful to argue facts. I think it contributes to the misinformation machine that we're in. I would sit down and talk about religion with somebody who acknowledged that the earth is billions of years old and that more than likely we evolved but that they have some sort of feeling that there is some sort of higher power or higher entity. That's a conversation I'm willing to have when we all arrive at facts. But I think it was Ricky Gervais that said if you right now, now if we lost all of the information on the planet, all the, you know, the, the Torah, the Quran, the Bible, all of the other religious religions that are, you know thousands and thousands of thousands of religions that are, are now, you know, not practiced anymore. But if we lost all the documents on the earth and then a new generation of people came these religions would not be duplicated. But the science would be right. The discoveries of science would be. They would be duplicated because it's seeking the truth. So I don't think it's fruitful to have a conversation because I've had too many of them with too many really broken people that subscribe to this whack job evangelical cult that think that what I believe and how I feel is their business. And when I look at these people. Like, they're total pieces of, like, they don't care about little kids, if they're brown skin or if their parents speak Spanish as their first language. They. They don't care about people that are poor, people that are on food stamps. They demean them. And so I just. Not only do I think these people are stupid because the information is out there to make yourself more intelligent, I also think they're morally depraved. And I just like these freaks on airplanes. It's just nuts. She. Here's. Here's. She calls this situation spiritual warfare. That's what I'm talking about. Like, if you think that there's demons and angels running around on the planet all the time and they're fighting, shut up. That's not happening. It's absolutely 100% not happening. There is no such thing as spiritual warfare here.
Angie
When you're indoctrinated like that. You.
Kylie
You.
Angie
You dig so deep in the indoctrination, though.
Juan Naula
You.
Angie
Critical thinking. I developed that past 30. You know what I'm like. Because you're taught you can't think. You can't think rationally because then you're questioning your faith. It's the biggest mindset, which makes it a cult.
Jennifer
Like, 100%.
Angie
I'm not.
Jennifer
Yeah, I agree. The question.
Angie
What happened to me?
Juan Naula
What?
Angie
Why you're gone.
Juan Naula
What?
Angie
Okay, so I get a text. I never go into my unknown sender box because it's just different people from the DNC that I've totally unsubscribed a thousand times. So I go in and there's a text and it says, angie, thank you so much for your interest in. They don't call the Church of Latter Day Saints. We're going to be in your area, and we would love to set up a time to come and visit with you. You. And I just was like, I. When did I show? And I just texted back, no, thank you. And then they texted me back again, please, it won't take. I mean, I can't remember, I'm paraphrasing something about Mormons. No. So then I just text back, I am not interested in getting to know you or your faith. Please quit texting me. And then they texted back, thumbs up and please keep this number because we will all be. We will be available to field your concerns or something. And I was just like, what the. Now they're texting people. Where did they get my number? It's not like I signed up for a Mormon support group situation. But, yeah, I thought that was interesting. Instead of going door to door, now they're texting people.
Jennifer
Yeah, they've evolved. They've had to evolve. Yeah. I mean, this is like, you look at the Catholic Church, the new Pope, he's evolving. He's more socially liberal than past popes because in order. At the. At the end of the day, big church is a business, and they have to evolve to stay in business. And so, you know, they're going to continue to find ways to stay relevant and to evolve. But for me, I mean, for those of you that listen, that find, have some sort of sense of spirituality, I don't mean any shade to you. That's your business. And it's hard to be an adult, and it's hard to be alive. And if it makes you a better person and centers you, good on you. What I cannot stomach, stomach are these hysterical religious people that have to throw their faith out in public all the time. Shut up. Nobody wants to hear it. And you're. You're like in a commercial for not having a faith. Like, every time I hear, like, this. This nut on the airplane, I would just think she needs to go to a mental institution. That is religious psychosis.
Angie
Yeah. And I just. I'm. I don't ever want to be on a plane with her.
Jennifer
I kind of want you to sit down with the Mormons just for. So we have content for the show.
Angie
I kind of imagine, like two. Two, you know, young men in their black pants, in their white shirts. I mean, of course, I went to Book of Mormon outfit coming up to my door.
Jennifer
I think they wear those outfits. Hello.
Angie
Yeah, I've saw. I saw some Mormons not too long ago, and I can't remember where. Like, they were. I think I was driving and they were walking in a neighborhood, and I
Jennifer
just thought, oh, God, the recruiting aspect of it is such a tell as to what a grift the religion is. The fact that they have to recruit, you know, that is just.
Angie
But that's the same an evangelical Christian I was taught you had to recruit.
Jennifer
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that shows you what a grift it is, what a business model it is. All right, that's. We did enough MAGA bashing and Trump bashing and these. I need for you to go to that gym in Oklahoma City.
Angie
Oh, I'm already driving by. First thing I do is, do you
Jennifer
know Jeff, Jeff Hambra? Do you know him? One of your.
Angie
What was the name of it? Like, Proverbs 30:27. Because I'm going to Google it when we get off.
Jennifer
Proverbs 27:17.
Angie
27:17.
Kylie
It's about getting someone else. Else is iron. It says iron sharpens iron so one person sharpens another. Got it.
Angie
Iron sharpens iron. Got it.
Kylie
Okay.
Angie
I will send pictures to Kylie with an update on that. Everyone knows my thank you. Boots on the photographing skills are excellent.
Jennifer
Boots. Boots on the ground. All right. Pumps is going on vacation so I'll figure out what I'm going to do for iPad it in her absence. Maybe I'll have a guest host. Maybe I'll just listen to voice memos. I don't know. We'll figure it out as we go. And make sure you pre order my book and we'll see you all later.
Angie
I'll tell you what I've had it with.
Jennifer
Let's hear it. I've had it with that this summer.
Angie
Don't squeeze in.
Jennifer
Spread out.
Angie
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Podcast Summary: I've Had It – "The Emperor’s New Wig" (August 11, 2026)
Hosts: Jennifer Welch & Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Special Guest: Kylie
In this lively, comedic episode, Jennifer, Angie, and guest Kylie dig into the everyday annoyances, cultural gripes, and outright absurdities that define modern life—sharply skewering everything from ineffective parenting, political figures' questionable aesthetics, religious performativity, conservative hypocrisy, and the proliferation of men-only Christian gyms. With characteristic wit, the hosts blend personal anecdotes, hot takes on current events, listener reviews, and plenty of rollicking banter, underlining why "I've Had It" is a cathartic antidote to the week's nonsense.
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True to the hosts’ comedic and irreverent style, the episode swings between salty rants, mock-therapeutic interventions, sharp cultural criticism, and affectionate teasing. Political and religious hypocrisy are mercilessly exposed, while more personal anecdotes (especially around motherhood) ground the discussion in real-life frustrations. The banter is fast-paced with plenty of asides, inside jokes, and playful jabs.
This episode is a rollicking journey through the week’s absurdities in politics, faith, parenting, and gender, illuminated by Jennifer and Angie’s signature blend of sass, skepticism, and snark. If you crave a safe space to laugh at the ridiculous and vent about the world’s hypocrisies, "I've Had It" delivers catharsis in spades—plus a few wig tips along the way.