The Gay Exceptions

Summary

Podcast Summary: "I've Had It" – Episode: "The Gay Exceptions"

Release Date: October 22, 2024
Hosts: Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Guests: Grant and Ash (Twink and a Redhead)

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1. Introduction and Meeting at the DNC

The episode kicks off with hosts Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan sharing their recent experience at the Democratic National Convention (DNC) in New York City. During their week-long stay, they formed a swift bond with two rising Gen Z TikTok stars, Grant and Ash, known collectively as Twink and a Redhead.

Notable Quote:
Pumps [00:03]: "We spent a week in New York City, and I just have to tell you, America's greatest legal mind shines in the city."

2. Introducing Guests: Grant and Ash (Twink and a Redhead)

Grant and Ash are introduced as dynamic TikTok sensations specializing in satirical content that targets right-wing ideologies. Their viral single "I Got in Panera" has garnered significant attention, particularly from conservative circles.

Notable Quote:
Kylie [02:00]: "They're so funny. And here's the deal. You can tell instantly when you meet them. They're big thinkers and they're smart."

3. Content Creation and "Dick down at the DNC" Song

The conversation delves into Grant and Ash's creative process, highlighting their adeptness at editing and songwriting. They recount their creation of the provocative song "Dick down at the DNC," which became an overnight sensation on conservative Twitter platforms.

Notable Quote:
Grant [05:05]: "I think I've had it with the lack of media literacy and critical thinking skills out there."

4. Trolling and Media Response

Grant and Ash discuss the backlash they faced from right-wing media, including Tomi Lahren and Libs of TikTok. Their satirical approach led to their content being misinterpreted and targeted with intense criticism, including death threats and false accusations about their personal lives.

Notable Quote:
Pumps [07:07]: "What's so hilarious about this listener is you guys then trolled them right back and made a statement that said we were there as operatives and we are a straight heterosexual couple."

5. Grievances: Gyms and Workout Trends

Shifting gears, the hosts and guests express their frustrations with contemporary gym culture. They critique behaviors such as disorganized workouts, excessive focus on appearance, and the prevalence of ostentatious exercise routines that detract from genuine fitness.

Notable Quote:
Pumps [12:35]: "I mean, this is an epidemic where we live."

6. Fridgescaping and Social Media Trends

The discussion moves to "fridgescaping," a trend where individuals aesthetically arrange items in their refrigerators for social media appeal. They lament the prioritization of appearance over functionality in everyday spaces, viewing it as a misguided extension of social media's influence.

Notable Quote:
Ash [18:40]: "Can we get real? Like, can we have one place in our house that doesn't need to be, like, aesthetically pleasing?"

7. TSA Tray Organization and Social Media Influence

Grant and Ash highlight the absurdity of meticulously organizing TSA trays solely for the purpose of social media posting. They question the necessity and practicality of such actions, attributing them to a lack of critical thinking fueled by constant online influence.

Notable Quote:
Pumps [20:58]: "They're doing a photo shoot of the stuff they put in the tray before it goes to the X-ray machine and then posting it on social media for what? I have no idea."

8. Book Launch and Personal Struggles

The hosts briefly mention their forthcoming book, "Life is a Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches," which serves as a manifesto sharing their personal struggles and the journey that led them to create the podcast. This segment underscores their commitment to addressing everyday grievances with humor and candor.

9. Upcoming Projects: EP and Live Shows

Grant and Ash reveal their plans to release an EP featuring six songs, some of which originated from their TikTok content. They also announce upcoming live performances as part of the New York Comedy Festival, inviting listeners to attend their shows in November.

Notable Quote:
Grant [26:11]: "We're coming out with an EP sometime in the fall. It's six songs."

10. "Had It or Hit It" Segment

A recurring segment titled "Had It or Hit It" takes center stage, where the hosts and guests engage in playful debates over various topics. This interactive part of the episode showcases their dynamic chemistry and penchant for humorous banter.

Notable Quote:
Pumps [36:16]: "Had it or hit it. Impossible Burgers."

11. Conclusion and Promotion of Guests' Content

Wrapping up the episode, Jennifer and Pumps encourage listeners to follow Grant and Ash on their social media platforms. They emphasize the value of their guests' content and the importance of supporting rising creators who challenge mainstream narratives with their unique perspectives.

Notable Quote:
Pumps [46:18]: "Make sure you go follow. I'm serious. This is such a great follow. Twink and a redhead."

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Key Takeaways:

• Satire and Social Commentary: Grant and Ash utilize humor and satire to critique political and social issues, particularly targeting right-wing ideologies and the superficiality of certain social media trends.

• Media Backlash: Their provocative content has led to significant backlash from conservative media figures, illustrating the polarized nature of contemporary discourse.

• Generation Gap: The episode highlights tensions between different generations, especially regarding the influence of social media on everyday behaviors and expectations.

• Upcoming Endeavors: Both hosts and guests are actively expanding their reach through music, live performances, and published work, aiming to connect with a broader audience.

This episode of "I've Had It" offers a blend of sharp social critique, engaging dialogues, and laughter, making it a compelling listen for those interested in understanding the intersections of media, politics, and generational perspectives.

Transcript

[Pumps]

So are we supposed to start the podcast? Ready?

[Kylie]

One, two, three.

[Pumps]

Patriots. Gay Triots Day Triots. All right, listen up, Listener. We spent a week in New York City, and I just have to tell you, America's greatest legal mind shines in the city. It is sexless in the city. The way she parades around the subway. She had purchased this darling little tracksuit from Amazon. Yeah. And she felt so cute about it.

[Kylie]

So sassy.

[Pumps]

I put on my Instagram story a video of her doing pelvic thrusts on the subway platform, waiting for the train.

[Kylie]

Yeah, no, I did. I was like fucking killing this tracksuit. And I'm just going to say, could have been a lie because they're trying to sell me something. But we go into a department store and two people, two came up to me and said, I love your tracksuit. And I was just beaming. I couldn't have been more proud.

[Pumps]

All right, so here's what we did, listener. When we were at the dnc, we made a lot of friends. And two of my favorite friends are these Gen Z Tick Tock sensations called Twink and A Redhead. And their names are Grant and Ash. And so Kylie messaged them and said, hey, Grant Nash, can you meet Jen and Pumps? We're going to have a studio in New York to film the podcast and they were excited to do it, but I want to give y'all some tea on Grant and Ash. So they are like a Twinkle, obviously.

[Kylie]

Or Twinks, depending on how you say it.

[Pumps]

No, depending on not how they say it, only on the way Pump says it. And the redhead. And they make they have a single I Got in Panera, which is an absolute overnight sensation.

[Kylie]

Yep.

[Pumps]

They troll the right wing relentlessly and they're incredibly talented. Like, Grant does all of the editing and Ashley contributes to all of the writing. And I never thought, as a middle aged woman that's much younger than my mother, Meemaw, that I would enjoy following these two Gen Z so much. But Listener, I'm telling you, Twink and A Redhead is a total sensation. Kylie, do you like them? I love them. They're one of my favorite follows.

[Kylie]

They're so funny. And here's the deal. You can tell instantly when you meet them. They're big thinkers and they're smart. You couldn't be as funny as they are and write their own lyrics. They're songwriters without being pretty smart.

[Pumps]

Didn't you think they were smart, Pumps? I thought they were smart.

[Kylie]

I've really. I like. I thought you gave me hope for Gen Z.

[Pumps]

That Twink and that redhead, they are as sharp as a tack.

[Kylie]

They are. They are. And they're super cute and they have a great friendship. You know what I mean? They've been friends since high school, and I love that, that they. They have a huge amount of chemistry.

[Pumps]

I felt like. Oh. And I like their dry, cynical fight. The good fight. And so, without further ado, let's get to our in person interview. Sexless in the City for Pumps. New York City with Grant and Ash of Twink and a Redhead. Oh, my gosh. Patriots. Gay Triots and they Triots.

[Grant]

Caca. Caca.

[Ash]

You have to caca.

[Grant]

Gay ass eagle. A real gay eagle. Caca.

[Pumps]

That's right. Okay, listen up, listener. We are here with Twink and a redhead. Or as Pumps likes to call them. Twink. Twinks and a redhead. I was just saying the last. Sorry, Twinks.

[Grant]

Oh, you've been just saying Twink.

[Kylie]

It's like Twinks and a redhead.

[Ash]

Yeah, it's like Twink.

[Grant]

Oh, like TwinX.

[Pumps]

TWS.

[Kylie]

KS. I would say X, but I'm not that cool.

[Grant]

Oh.

[Pumps]

So, listener, we met Grant and Ash, aka Twink and a redhead at the DNC and it was instant Bondarama. Totally BFFs. And we came up here to New York. We just got off a flight, so we don't look our best, but we had to immediately come to record this episode with the two of you.

[Ash]

It's such an honor. You guys look gorge, by the way.

[Grant]

Thank you.

[Ash]

I was serious.

[Grant]

I was freaking out when I met you guys. I was scared of pumps. I can't lie. I was scared of pumps.

[Ash]

We were intimidated by you. You guys looked so chic at the dmc.

[Kylie]

Oh, my gosh. Well, we're quite a bit older, too, so it was the respect your elders.

[Grant]

I knew you guys from the pod, so I'm like, they're nice, they're approachable ladies, but I still just like, NER nerve. Like, I was scared.

[Pumps]

Were you starstruck by pumps?

[Grant]

Yes.

[Pumps]

Yes.

[Ash]

Everyone was like, kamala who? That's Pumps in that.

[Grant]

Sweet. I wasn't looking down at the stage. Right.

[Kylie]

You're just watching me.

[Ash]

Literally.

[Pumps]

That's so funny. Yes. Okay. So, you know, we like to talk about what we've had it with. I mean, we have to start shit talking right out of the gates.

[Ash]

Yeah.

[Pumps]

What have you guys had it with?

[Ash]

Do you want to start?

[Grant]

I could. This is kind of a broad thing. Me and Ashley have talked about this for a long time, but we do, like, a lot of satirical content on our social Media. And I think I've had it with the lack of media literacy and critical thinking skills out there. And if you want to see an example of it, you just go to our page and read some of the comments. Most recently, we had a video where we were singing at the dnc, and it was an original song we made. We found out real quick that we weren't going to be allowed near any politicians.

[Pumps]

Let me play that song. Let me play that song for the listener real quick.

[Ash]

Absolutely.

[Grant]

Much more happens at the DNC than what people see.

[Ash]

Oh, and I just can't believe this happened to me at the dnc.

[Pumps]

Oh.

[Grant]

Oh.

[Ash]

I got dick down at the dnc.

[Grant]

Pa. Dick down at the dnc.

[Ash]

Yeah.

[Grant]

Yeah.

[Ash]

Thank you for having us.

[Grant]

Thank you, guys.

[Ash]

It's been a real pleasure.

[Pumps]

So, okay, so you got dick down at the dnc, right?

[Ash]

Like, that was the goal of us attending the dnc. God forbid.

[Grant]

God forbid.

[Ash]

A lot of hot men in the room, right?

[Grant]

We weren't allowed near any politicians, rightfully so.

[Ash]

But going into the week, we kind of had the idea. We're like, we're probably going to meet Secretary Pete Buttigieg. Do you know what I mean? Like, that was our dream, everyone's dream, right? And they would, like, bring creators. They'd be like, guys, it's time to go meet Pete. You two stay here.

[Pumps]

You two stay away. Specifically, right?

[Grant]

So then we were like, okay, well, we're just gonna take advantage of, like, the environment and just do the content we would normally do, but at the dnc, right? And so Ash came up with this lovely tune, Dick down at the dnc, and it went viral on, like, conservative Twitter.

[Ash]

Tomi Lahren tweeted it. That's when you made it.

[Grant]

Which was, like, an honor.

[Ash]

It was an honor that Tommy, like, took us seriously to post it. We were like, we trolled Tommy. That's a goal.

[Pumps]

And didn't libs of TikTok post it?

[Ash]

Yeah.

[Grant]

Yeah.

[Pumps]

Okay. Now, what's so hilarious about this listener is you guys then trolled them right back and made a statement that said we were there as operatives and we are a straight heterosexual couple. Saving ourselves. Saving yourselves until marriage.

[Grant]

Yeah.

[Pumps]

And you just stayed straight on the course, but then the Daily show drops it and accuses you guys of being virgins.

[Grant]

Absolutely.

[Ash]

That was the last.

[Pumps]

That was the last show.

[Kylie]

Right?

[Ash]

How offensive. You could say anything about us, but virgins. Virgins, Really?

[Grant]

A virgin would not use terminology like dick, dad.

[Ash]

Yeah, right.

[Grant]

You know what I mean?

[Kylie]

Not near the capacity, seriously.

[Grant]

But I mean, at least they used it, like on a comedy platform, you know, like Tommy Lahr and these people, they were dead ass. They're like, people are literally getting dicked down at the dnc. This is what they're paying. First of all, we had to pay to play. We weren't paid to be there. Right.

[Pumps]

What's my favorite part? So listener. The dnc. There was a lot of creators there. And then right wing media was like, oh, they're paying all of these creators all of this money. And you guys go onto our posts and start trolling these people and you're like, we got paid 500k, right?

[Grant]

Like, yeah, no, it was a million dollars. They paid. Kamala personally paid us a million dollars.

[Ash]

For POG for sure.

[Grant]

And specifically wanted the Dick down video. She asked for it, but no, but I'm like, why are you so mad? Like, it just shows some sort of, I think, like, maybe sexual frustration or jealousy from these people. Like, they've never been dicked down. Godfrey.

[Pumps]

Never been dick down. It happened at the rnc. Right. You know what happened?

[Grant]

Oh, Grindr crash.

[Pumps]

Yeah.

[Grant]

Yeah.

[Pumps]

So there's some dick down going on. On the DL, but they don't talk about it.

[Ash]

I think there are glory holes at the rnc.

[Grant]

I bet there's way more.

[Pumps]

There was a lot of glory holes.

[Ash]

Totally. So many way more glory holes. Lindsey Graham was just posted up at the Glory Hole.

[Pumps]

That childless cat lady was probably just all perched up.

[Grant]

Dare I say I forget his name. The man in the wheelchair. Kind of. Kind of attractive.

[Ash]

Greg Abbott.

[Pumps]

Greg Abbott.

[Grant]

No, no, no, no, no. The younger one who's weird, Crazy, psycho. I'm pretty sure. Well, let me say. But I think he's gay.

[Pumps]

There's some gay. Isn't there some gay footage of him grabbing.

[Grant]

I think there was a scandal wearing lingerie years ago.

[Pumps]

I was wearing some lingerie. Lingerie, which, you know. But here's the thing. As liberals, we fight for their right.

[Ash]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pumps]

Right. To be in Glory Hills.

[Ash]

Yeah. I want you in a glory.

[Kylie]

Right. That's where you want to be.

[Pumps]

Their right to do it. We're fighting for them when they can't even fight for themselves.

[Ash]

Totally.

[Pumps]

Yeah.

[Ash]

That's kind of beautiful.

[Grant]

And yet here they are shitting on us for, you know, trying to normalize something.

[Pumps]

Okay, so let's just go behind the scenes. So you see that when Tomi Lauren, like, trolls you guys and Libs of TikTok. Are y'all, like, fuck yes. Are you dying?

[Ash]

Kind of excitement. Some of the comments Like, I was getting scared. I was like, oh, my God. Like, they are. They're very violent. Very violent, very violent. So I didn't love that.

[Pumps]

Right.

[Ash]

But I do feel because when we were at the dnc, like, our goal was to also get on Fox News. Like, we just really wanted to be interviewed by Fox and just troll them.

[Kylie]

Right.

[Ash]

So this was like the next best thing.

[Grant]

Yeah, there is like, oh, I'm sorry.

[Pumps]

I have a flex for you guys. So we interviewed Kamala in March. Yeah, March.

[Grant]

March.

[Pumps]

And then Jesse waters does a 10 minute takedown of us on Fox News. Top of the hour, right out of the gates, it's us. And he goes on for 10 minutes. And here's the thing. We loved it. But then you're right, it's like these demons from hell get released and these people are violent.

[Grant]

Yeah. It makes no sense like that. It's just so hypocritical.

[Kylie]

They get so mad.

[Grant]

Yeah. And yeah, we were getting death threats for sure. And like, crazy things.

[Kylie]

Isn't that crazy? Like, do you hate something bad enough? You'd make a death threat.

[Pumps]

Over a podcast or over a get dicked down at the dnc, Like, God forb.

[Ash]

Also, even if it was true, oh, God forbid we got lucky at the dnc. Is that the worst thing in the world?

[Grant]

We're just trying to make people laugh, like, at the end of the day.

[Pumps]

Okay, let's move on to this grievance about gyms.

[Grant]

Oh, that was also mine.

[Pumps]

Yeah, let's hear it.

[Grant]

Well, I unfortunately, or fortunately, I go to a budget gym. So I go to a blank, my local blank. It's fine. Like, it's relatively. Well, it's not clean all the time, but the clientele is kind of hit or miss. And in the stretching room, you'll just find someone doing literally like handstands, cartwheels, sometimes a round off rebound, the plate. We're on the second floor, the floor shaking. And you're doing all that at a gym. And then on top of that, it's like, okay, let me take my shoes off and be like barefoot or in my socks in the gym.

[Pumps]

Okay, let me ask you, I've had it with them. Have you seen the men? They're middle aged and they go to the gym and they have their little kind of dorky outfit on and their, you know, their elastic shorts are kind of up over their gut and they're standing in the mirror and you can tell they're wanting to check out the women. Right. But they start doing these like, aerobic Exercises. And they're doing their arm like this over and over and over. They're not lifting a weight. They're not really doing any sort of exercise. And they're just kind of like, have you seen that?

[Grant]

Yes.

[Pumps]

I mean, this is epidemic where we live.

[Grant]

It's horrible. And it's like. Is it a lack of knowledge? Like, were they never taught how to work out? I just. I don't know.

[Pumps]

What do you think about the people. We need to talk about this. We need to really, really talk about the people that document every workout, every day.

[Ash]

I can't stand it.

[Pumps]

Every single day. Yeah. Exercise.

[Grant]

Have you seen it in the flesh? Like, the them, the behind the scenes of it all?

[Pumps]

Yeah, I have.

[Kylie]

Sadly, I have yoga studio.

[Ash]

If I'm in the background, like, I don't need to be, like, sweating, no makeup on the treadmill. Like, where's my release video?

[Kylie]

I haven't signed my release.

[Grant]

And a gym's, like, a place where it's like, that's my kind of me time. Like, I don't want to be checked out or looked out or whatever. Like, I'll wear a hat. Like. And then I'm in the background of someone's, like, influencer workout video. I don't. I'm not looking my best when I go to the gym, and I don't want to be part of that. No shade, but.

[Pumps]

Right. I just.

[Kylie]

Okay, here's what I want to know. The person that's doing the round offs and the cartwheels, what's our age group?

[Grant]

It could be. It's probably, like, 20 to 30. They're old, and it's not like teenagers.

[Ash]

But we live in Brooklyn. You know, the free spirits are there.

[Kylie]

So do you think this is, like.

[Pumps]

A frustrated cheerleader breaking out? What's going on here?

[Grant]

Well, okay, so I used to do gymnastics and cheer growing up, and so.

[Pumps]

We were former cheerleaders. Yeah, we were.

[Grant]

Oh, my God.

[Pumps]

Period.

[Ash]

Of course. You guys are. Yeah.

[Grant]

No. All right, me too. Did you guys cheer in college?

[Pumps]

No.

[Kylie]

No.

[Grant]

Oh, so not that good.

[Kylie]

Not that good is right.

[Pumps]

That's exactly right.

[Grant]

But y'all had to look, though.

[Pumps]

Hashtag almost.

[Kylie]

Almost in the 80s with the big hair.

[Grant]

Hashtag almost.

[Pumps]

Hashtag almost. Okay. So when I was younger, I would go out with all of my gay friends, and I would put on, like, a really cute outfit. And this gay friend of mine named Dale, he was a hairdresser, and he was just the biggest on the planet. I love this man. And I'd walk out, and I'd go, dale, what do you think? And I sought his fashion approval so badly and he'd go, oh, honey, almost. That's kind.

[Grant]

I love that. I'm gonna adopt that.

[Pumps]

So now that's good.

[Kylie]

Almost.

[Ash]

Cheerleaders, so close.

[Grant]

Just the ballast. What were we saying?

[Kylie]

We're talking about the old. The people doing the deal.

[Pumps]

The gymnastics.

[Grant]

Okay. So when I was growing up and I went to the gym in high school, I can't lie, like, I would do like a standing tuck.

[Ash]

You were that person. You were in high school.

[Grant]

And I also. I was a competing, like gymnast cheerleader at that time.

[Pumps]

You're an athlete?

[Grant]

I was doing standing tuck burpees, which.

[Ash]

Is like a planet fitness.

[Kylie]

Oh, my gosh, that's impressive.

[Pumps]

This is what you call showboating?

[Ash]

Yeah.

[Pumps]

This is not exercise. That was a full blown exhibition. Everybody here knows it. You're doing standing back tuck burpees.

[Grant]

Yes. That is hard.

[Pumps]

That is. Show was kind of a workout.

[Kylie]

I'm going to give you a little credit.

[Grant]

Thank you.

[Pumps]

Hey, I really like it, but you know that. You thought, I'm fucking nailing this.

[Grant]

Yeah, no, I was, but I would do it when no one was around.

[Ash]

Okay, but you love to go in public. Like whenever we'd go to the beach, the city, anywhere, he'd be like, can you film me? And then he would just do like a round off, backhand, spring, backflip.

[Pumps]

How's your toe touch?

[Grant]

I was always in the back row.

[Pumps]

What about your herky?

[Grant]

I could do a good.

[Kylie]

What about pike?

[Grant]

Well, okay, first of all, herkies, like, out of style now. No one does herkies.

[Pumps]

No, but he does her keys.

[Grant]

They're called, like right hurdler or left hurdler. And they're kind of different.

[Pumps]

What? Yeah, the herky's gone. Herky's like down.

[Kylie]

It's been out.

[Ash]

What?

[Kylie]

I knew that. Cause of Emily, she's cheered. And I knew that the herky was.

[Pumps]

Like my best jump.

[Kylie]

Obviously mine was a toe touch.

[Pumps]

Yeah.

[Grant]

Oh, really? Were you like center jumps?

[Kylie]

Okay, yes, center jumps.

[Ash]

Wow.

[Kylie]

Back in the day.

[Pumps]

But not good enough for college prom and queen.

[Grant]

Oh, wow.

[Ash]

Oh, wow. We lost prom king and queen.

[Grant]

Wait, I was runner up for FSU's homecoming.

[Pumps]

You know what?

[Ash]

Really?

[Pumps]

Hashtag, almost literally my dad.

[Grant]

I get off the stage, my dad was like, you know what? Second place is first to lose.

[Ash]

Oh, my gosh.

[Kylie]

Abby Lee Miller. Did y'all watch that dance Moms?

[Ash]

I did. But even at the time when I was watching, I was like, this is abuse.

[Pumps]

Yeah, I was fucked up.

[Ash]

Yeah. I was like, I can't stand for this. Meanwhile, I'm like 12.

[Pumps]

Listener. This may come as a total shock to you, but Pumps and I have not always been this pulled together and rock solid. In fact, we used to be rather screwed up. Wouldn't you say, Pumps?

[Kylie]

I would say damn near psychotic.

[Pumps]

Totally. And we have written a cell phone expose. One could even say it's a manifesto. And the book title is Life is.

[Kylie]

A Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches.

[Pumps]

In all sincerity, we share a lot of our struggles that led us to this grand stage where we can talk about petty grievances. You can click the link below in the show notes to pre order your copy now. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Pumps. Lately I feel like we've been going through so much and life just hits and hits and hits, and sometimes I just don't feel like myself. And when I take the time to pause and schedule a session with my therapist from Better Help, I always feel so much better afterwards.

[Kylie]

I feel like adulting is so hard. And what helps me through the hard times and the hard decisions is the comfort of my own home therapy session with my Better Help therapist listener.

[Pumps]

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[Ash]

Okay, so my main one is something I just discovered. Have you guys heard about fridge scaping?

[Grant]

Yes.

[Kylie]

It's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

[Ash]

Can we get real? Like, can we have one place in our house that doesn't need to be, like, aesthetically pleasing? These women are putting like and men and people are putting vases of flowers in their fridge. They're taking things out of the plastic and putting it in these, like, gorgeous glass containers to make their fridge beautiful. Like, that's a little ridiculous to me. They're like Chip and Joanna ing their fridge and I just. I can't. I can't help but yearn for the days where you could just have three craft singles and a Brita filter, you know? Yeah, right.

[Kylie]

Those were the days.

[Ash]

Get real.

[Pumps]

Right?

[Ash]

It's just. It's hard and it's becoming an Epidemic.

[Kylie]

Is it? I mean, I just think I saw that, and I thought, these people are too stupid to live. Nobody's gonna do this. And now they're doing it.

[Ash]

I was literally on TikTok. Cause I saw it the other day, and then I went on the hashtag fridgescaping. It's like people are fridgescaping their fridge for Halloween. They're decorating. They're putting twinkle lights in their fridge.

[Pumps]

What do we think this is? I mean. Cause I have a theory about a lot of this. I think that a lot of places in the United States lack culture. And so then these people get iPhones, and then they get a social media account, and then all of a sudden, they think they're creative and cute, and then they start putting Christmas lights in their fridge and throw in a little vase in there, and it's. I think that this all leads basically as a straight line to a Trump rally.

[Ash]

Yeah.

[Grant]

Oh, wow.

[Pumps]

I.

[Ash]

Do you think that there's a pipeline from fridgescaping to, like, QAnon Trump, right?

[Pumps]

I do.

[Kylie]

It's not far.

[Ash]

You know what?

[Pumps]

I do.

[Grant]

I agree as well. I don't think. I feel like social media does have an aspect to it, because, like, there's that whole, like, how can I get more and more creative? How can I be more and more different? And so, like, it probably started with organizing your house, and now it's like, well, how can I be different? Let me organize my fucking fridge.

[Ash]

I also think. Have you ever seen how, like, Khloe Kardashian has her kitchen set up?

[Kylie]

Like, the Oreo kitchen.

[Ash]

Every Oreo plays perfectly. Like, get real. Like, as if you're not just taking a handful and eating seven Oreos at once. It's ridiculous.

[Grant]

I've had it.

[Pumps]

You had it. What about.

[Kylie]

Have you.

[Pumps]

What was the one you told me.

[Kylie]

About the other day? When you go through tsa, people are organizing and posting.

[Pumps]

Oh, my God. It's your generation. It's the Gen zers. Let me tell you.

[Kylie]

No, she sent me a picture.

[Pumps]

So they get their tray, and they put their shoes and then their purse and then their phone and their AirPods, and they arrange it. You're you. You have a job to do to get through tsa. I mean, my goal is I want the TSA agents to think she's fucking awesome. Totally efficient. She was fast. She did everything she was told. I want to be invisible. They're doing a photo shoot of the stuff they put in the tray before it goes to the X ray machine and then posting it on Social media for what? I have no idea.

[Ash]

If someone was doing that in front of me, I would be detained, I would be deteriorated. I would be on a no fly list.

[Grant]

Yeah, that's insane. I. I feel like that's just a whole new level. It's also like this whole thing with, like, I guess tying in a media literacy again. It's like you have to rely on social media for everything, even to the point of, like, how you should organize your security bin for yourself. Yeah. Like, who's. Who are. What's the target audience? Like, are you making it for people who, like, don't know how to go through tsa?

[Pumps]

Here's the thing that's happened with social media. When it comes to, like, acting, we all know that there are certain people that are good at it, and they're on stages and on TV and in movies.

[Grant]

Right.

[Pumps]

And then everybody else is eliminated because you don't see them in those places. With social media, people get think. Start to think, oh, I can do that. Yeah, I can do that too. And it lures them into this false sense of creativity and talent. And then we're all celebrating this very mundane, boring thing. Like somebody picked up a vase and stuck it in their fridge and then took a picture of it. Or they did the same with their TSA tray and I fucking had it. It's boring. It's unoriginal. Leave the creativity up to the creat creative types. Be a consumer of social media. Little known fact here, we don't run the. I've had it socially.

[Kylie]

No, we have no idea.

[Pumps]

We have a millennial that does that. Of course we don't know how to do it. You guys are very good content creators. I couldn't even dream of. I wouldn't know how to do any of that.

[Kylie]

Right in the trolling is a plus. Christian Mingle a plus.

[Ash]

That was my favorite.

[Pumps]

That was my favorite. Excellent is excellent.

[Grant]

We love doing, like, fake brand deals. We do a ton with like Disney too, because they will never work with us, unfortunately. I feel like that's a dream, but were too raunchy. We did a brand deal, a fake brand deal with Disney where Ash got flown out to Pandora to promote Avatar 2. And she comes back, her mouth is all blue, like stained blue. And she talks about how she got real close with like, the locals, like the Na'vi.

[Ash]

I was sucking cough, like the blue people's eye.

[Pumps]

Okay, I want to talk about your single.

[Grant]

Oh, Panera.

[Pumps]

Panera. You got at Panera.

[Grant]

Yes.

[Pumps]

And so I want to play a little Bit of that for our listener. So who wrote that?

[Grant]

Both of us? Yeah, we did it on a live. Like a TikTok live. Like maybe over a year ago.

[Ash]

Was it two years ago?

[Pumps]

Yeah.

[Ash]

Yeah.

[Pumps]

Let me ask you this. Do you think Panera has seen it?

[Ash]

Yes, they hate it.

[Grant]

Trust me. We've had direct contact with them.

[Kylie]

They ghosted like cease and desist or they far.

[Ash]

But just like. I think they're like pretend it's not happening and we're not giving up. Yeah, Relentless.

[Grant]

Because the song originated as just like a tick tock video of me and Ashley sitting there and singing it. And it was just like acapella. And we have like a bunch of songs like that. There's one like, about us getting fucked into TJ Maxx that we're also maybe recording and producing into a real song. But they expressed interest back when that video came out, like when it was acapella, same lyrics and everything. And they potentially wanted to work with us on it, but then fell through months later. I let them know, hey, we're actually professionally recording it. We have a clean version too. Like.

[Pumps]

And how does that count?

[Grant]

Let's do something. It says ate down in Panera instead of.

[Ash]

But we still give birth.

[Grant]

Yeah, we still give birth. It just gets rid of the got fucked part. But yeah, it just feels like they edged us a bit and then ghosted us.

[Pumps]

Do you love Panera?

[Grant]

Yes.

[Ash]

We did Panera. We would go like three times a week in high school. That's where like some of our best ideas were born. In a booth at Panera.

[Kylie]

So it felt like the perfect full circle.

[Grant]

Absolutely, yeah.

[Ash]

And the food is, of course, glorified hospital food. It's not. It's not good. Good.

[Pumps]

I don't think that's going to do well for your sponsorship.

[Ash]

Sorry, Panera. I love your Mac and cheese in a bread bowl.

[Grant]

We do. No, I would go to Panera, I'd get two different soups.

[Kylie]

Like, I've done that before.

[Pumps]

Then you released, then you made a video. So you. So you write the song and then y'all sing it and you do all the work on this and then you do a music video that I saw drop. And it was incredible.

[Ash]

Thank you.

[Pumps]

I mean, really, it's wildly creative. It's hilarious. It's a good little jam. I think it's super fun. What else do you have on the horizon?

[Grant]

Ooh, well, we're coming out with an ep. Oh, my God. This is kind of like the first time we're talking.

[Ash]

Oh, really?

[Kylie]

Dropping.

[Grant]

We're dropping news on iPad.

[Pumps]

It give us the tea.

[Grant]

We're coming out with an EP sometime in the fall. It's six songs. Some of our die hard fans similar to Panera might know some of the songs that are becoming real songs and. Yeah, and we're doing live shows in November as well.

[Kylie]

Yay. Where are you going to be?

[Grant]

Bcc. Brooklyn Comedy Collective. We're doing two shows there for. Are you guys doing New York Comedy Festival?

[Pumps]

Yes.

[Grant]

Yes. As part of New York Comedy Festival as well.

[Pumps]

You're coming to our show?

[Grant]

Yes. Ours is November 12th or 9th.

[Pumps]

Listener. Ours is November 16th. Come to all.

[Grant]

Yeah.

[Pumps]

Matinee and Twink and a redhead will be at ours.

[Ash]

Oh, I love a matinee.

[Pumps]

We are going to normalize matinees.

[Ash]

Totally.

[Grant]

Yeah.

[Pumps]

We just did a show in Seattle recently. Started at 4pm we were in bed eating room service at 7:30pm it was great.

[Ash]

Heaven.

[Grant]

Gorgeous.

[Kylie]

Isn't that great?

[Pumps]

Yes. We had the guy, he came in, said, let's order room service. It sounds like a great idea. So we had a double room because we share room. Because we're girlfriends. Not Leslie's, but like girlfriend, girlfriend.

[Grant]

Sometimes a finger slips in after a.

[Ash]

Couple glasses of wine or two.

[Grant]

Hey, you never know.

[Pumps]

It'll work in a patch. So the guy comes in, of course he's. He's gay. And he goes, oh, do you want me to push the bed? The table right in between your beds. And we were like, yes. He was like opening up the ketchup. He took such beautiful care of us.

[Kylie]

Great care of us. We loved him. We gave him a huge tip because we just loved him.

[Grant]

Shout out him. Shout out the gay man at the whatever hotel.

[Pumps]

Yes. Four season Seattle. Okay, fiance, listen, we're older. Yeah. We've worked hard. Sometimes when we travel, we go. We have to stay at other hotels that aren't as nice and we accept it, but we'll walk in and punch goes. This is what I call a two seasons.

[Kylie]

If we know it's gonna be.

[Pumps]

Listen up, listener. We've worked a long time and Pumps is fucking old. She's earned her way to the four season.

[Kylie]

That's right.

[Ash]

Good for you, Palms.

[Pumps]

That's right. I want you guys to do a lesson plan.

[Grant]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[Pumps]

For us. Okay. Because we. We're pretty cool.

[Grant]

Yeah.

[Pumps]

I think there's room for us to be cooler.

[Kylie]

Yeah, a lot of room.

[Pumps]

I think there's room for us to be hipper. And we want the Gen Z's to educate the Gen X's. Okay.

[Grant]

Okay.

[Ash]

Okay.

[Grant]

Yeah.

[Pumps]

Pumps could. I mean, she's kind of on the cusp. Gen X Boomer. I'm not on the cusp of being a boomer. Full blown. Gen X. Yeah.

[Kylie]

I can't pay you.

[Ash]

Seriously.

[Grant]

Wait, so you're on the cusp of Boomer?

[Pumps]

No, I know. That is a lie. I just troll. I'm just a lot younger than she is. Four years.

[Grant]

It's not that much.

[Pumps]

Yeah, it's a lot significant. What's the age difference between y'all?

[Grant]

Earlier a year. Yeah, but we've been in, like, the same school. I was like, how bad?

[Ash]

I'm younger.

[Grant]

Yeah.

[Ash]

I still have my 25.

[Pumps]

What grade? What grade for you?

[Grant]

Kindergarten.

[Pumps]

So you hash. Almost made it to first grade, literally.

[Grant]

And then. Yeah, there was, like, an extra grade in my town.

[Pumps]

Yeah.

[Ash]

Our town has a grade between kindergarten and first grade. That's where, like, the summer birthdays go, where the people that just aren't ready.

[Kylie]

All my kids were red shirts like that.

[Grant]

Well, we prepared a list of terms.

[Pumps]

Okay, let's hear it.

[Grant]

Me and Ashley use pretty commonly.

[Ash]

Yeah. I wouldn't say these are, like, widespread amongst Gen Z, but, like, this is our lingo and it's. And it's catching on.

[Pumps]

Why don't you tell us what it is and we'll guess. Yeah, we think it is. And then you can enlighten us as to what it really is.

[Grant]

All right. You do the first. The first one.

[Pumps]

Okay.

[Ash]

Okay.

[Grant]

We could use it in a sentence, too, if you.

[Ash]

Okay, so the. The term is so cl.

[Pumps]

Okay, so I'm gonna say using a sentence.

[Ash]

Okay.

[Pumps]

So you don't have to worry about.

[Grant]

Oh, my God, Ashley. Like, your hair looks so today.

[Ash]

Oh, my God. Thanks.

[Pumps]

So sexy.

[Kylie]

I'm gonna say really, really good.

[Ash]

Yeah.

[Grant]

Yeah.

[Ash]

I feel like it's fierce.

[Grant]

You know how, like, cun became a thing. Like, that's so con. I feel like it's kind of an evolution, and we just moved to. Yeah, but it's something that's very chic, fierce, kind of a little feminine, but, like, it's a compliment.

[Pumps]

It's good. It sounds very female empowering.

[Grant]

Yeah.

[Pumps]

And it also sounds like it could really upset the right wing. Totally.

[Ash]

Like, if I was, like, Tomi Lahren, like, serving today, like, she would be, like, killing herself.

[Grant]

Y. Yeah.

[Kylie]

She would die a thousand deaths.

[Ash]

Yeah.

[Grant]

Yeah.

[Kylie]

Okay, so we did pretty good on that.

[Grant]

All right, so next one. These next few were kind of tampering into almost like, drag lingo. Like, pretty lgbtq.

[Kylie]

Okay.

[Grant]

This is the Term boots. So it's like, oh, my God, you are serving. I need to think of a word. You're serving, like, mother boots in a lot of ways.

[Pumps]

Is boots bad? I'm thinking it's bad.

[Grant]

No, like, you're serving, like, chic, rich boots.

[Kylie]

Okay, so like.

[Grant]

Like.

[Kylie]

Like, good.

[Grant]

Yes.

[Pumps]

Okay. So, like, if Pumps and I are gonna go shopping later today on Fifth Avenue and if she buys herself a new ensemble.

[Grant]

Yeah.

[Pumps]

She comes out of the dressing room, I can go, oh, my God, you are serving boots. Or does that sound.

[Grant]

It's almost like you need something before that. You're like. You're serving, like, what's the outfit given? Yeah, you're serving, like, grandma boots. So I guess it could.

[Kylie]

But grandma boots sounds like it wouldn't be good.

[Grant]

I guess it could be.

[Ash]

I guess it's kind of like.

[Grant]

It's an emphasis verse. I think it's similar to, like, oh, period. Like. Like it's an emphasis. Like you're serving. Whatever it is. Boots.

[Pumps]

Okay, stop.

[Ash]

Almost like full stop.

[Grant]

Like, that's what it is. Like, boots over. Kind of like boots.

[Ash]

No more questions.

[Grant]

Boots.

[Ash]

That's final. Boots. Yeah.

[Pumps]

Okay.

[Grant]

And you can even, like, in conversation, like, if I just said something that you really resonate with, you could be like, boots.

[Ash]

Like, yeah, but like, there's not anything else.

[Kylie]

Like, right when you say that, they're very, like. Yes.

[Grant]

Oh, my God. Thank you.

[Pumps]

Okay, what's our next lesson?

[Grant]

Next one's crazy.

[Ash]

Okay. NHL.

[Grant]

This comes from a friend of ours.

[Ash]

It comes from a friend of ours. But so like, oh, my God, I just saw Senator John Assa from Georgia.

[Grant]

NHL.

[Pumps]

Okay. Not.

[Kylie]

It's something like, I want to.

[Pumps]

Him not humping ever.

[Grant]

Get this.

[Pumps]

Okay. All right, tell us, Limp dick.

[Kylie]

Never.

[Pumps]

Never humping limp dicks.

[Grant]

It starts with the word need.

[Pumps]

Need his. Is it L?

[Grant]

Yeah.

[Kylie]

Yeah.

[Ash]

Pretty vulgar.

[Grant]

It's pretty vulgar.

[Kylie]

Need his labia's not right.

[Pumps]

Because that's ready.

[Grant]

Need his load.

[Pumps]

Oh, I think that's great. She hasn't been late, as our listener knows. And I'm. I mean, we're up to, like, 12, 000 days.

[Grant]

Oh, God.

[Pumps]

Yeah. The last time.

[Grant]

Like, pumps.

[Ash]

You could be in a bar. Like, need his load.

[Pumps]

You know? She will be. She loves a good acronym.

[Kylie]

I like an acronym. I like a naughty acronym, too.

[Grant]

Okay, we'll get this.

[Pumps]

We like potty talk.

[Grant]

Yeah. Follow up to NHL. Sos. You see someone hot.

[Kylie]

President on sex.

[Grant]

Oh, you were so close.

[Kylie]

Suck on sperm.

[Grant]

No, suck on sight.

[Ash]

Like it's going down.

[Grant]

Like Immediately. Like love at first sight. Suck on sight. Like, yeah, so like, if you're walking.

[Kylie]

In, you're like, oh, my God. SOS now.

[Ash]

Yes, yes.

[Grant]

Like SOS boots.

[Ash]

That's so close.

[Kylie]

Sos.

[Grant]

Yeah, yeah.

[Pumps]

So use all of them together in one sentence for us.

[Grant]

Oh, my God. Well, okay, so. Oh, my God. That man is serving hung boots. Do y'all know hung?

[Pumps]

It's like a big right? We've been saying for years if they're over, they're over six foot four. They're hung to the floor. Six, four pretty much checks out. Yeah, it does.

[Kylie]

I've done some field research. Yeah, that's right.

[Ash]

Yeah, that checks out.

[Grant]

12,000 days ago.

[Kylie]

So back in my young days, my year age days.

[Grant]

No, yeah, I agree. I believe you. Your studies are accurate.

[Pumps]

Pumps. Our ability to suck and then wake up the next day and suck more than the previous day is undefeated. It's unparalleled.

[Kylie]

We are the champions.

[Pumps]

If you would like to see how bad we suck, please join us in New York City in November for, you know, just some world class shit talking.

[Ash]

That's right.

[Pumps]

Live.

[Kylie]

Live and in person.

[Pumps]

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[Kylie]

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[Pumps]

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[Ash]

Okay.

[Pumps]

Oh, my God. Welcome to had it or hit it. I would hit it, had it. I hit it every day. Sometimes twice a day. Had it or hit it. Moo dang.

[Grant]

Hit it.

[Ash]

I'm obsessed.

[Kylie]

I am too.

[Grant]

You hate her.

[Pumps]

No, I love her. I'm an animal lover.

[Grant]

Oh, she's cute.

[Pumps]

And she's like super cute.

[Grant]

She's close.

[Ash]

I like that. She's got like some sass to her.

[Kylie]

She's definitely sassy.

[Grant]

Don't you want to Touch her.

[Pumps]

Yes.

[Grant]

Like what is that texture feeling?

[Ash]

Slimy.

[Grant]

Yeah, but is it slimy?

[Pumps]

Yes.

[Grant]

Or is it rubbery?

[Ash]

She's always got a glisten to her.

[Grant]

I know, but is it like lubed up or is it like dry Mudang's lubed up. She always looks like she's got a fresh coat of baby oil on her.

[Pumps]

Yeah. Just straight out of the shower.

[Grant]

Yeah.

[Pumps]

Okay. Had it or hit it. Matching family outfits.

[Grant]

Had it, had it, had it. That's embarrassing. Oh, you don't want your kid to have individualism.

[Ash]

Oh, I like a Christmas. But at least let's get like different colors maybe. Like I agree with you.

[Pumps]

It's like I think there's a. Our generation started it where they have claimed the child's individuality and it's. And they, they're making the child the center of the parents life.

[Grant]

Yeah.

[Pumps]

And I think. And you see like a lot of people in your generation have depend debilitating anxiety. And I'm like, well, yes, because the moms are power mom psychos that won't let the kids do anything.

[Ash]

Yeah, yeah.

[Grant]

Why don't you have family pictures and you say, hey, how about you pick out your outfit?

[Pumps]

I agree.

[Grant]

God forbid, I feel like it'd be.

[Kylie]

Better not one killer.

[Pumps]

If there's a bad character and something.

[Grant]

That they feel most comfortable with in a probably uncomfortable situation, like being in front of like a fancy camera or.

[Ash]

Something, you'll get a better photo out of that.

[Pumps]

Yeah, I agree. And it's a better memory. Like look at what like when my youngest son, when he was like three to five years old, he was obsessed with tie dye and he wanted to wear 5 tie dye T shirts at a time layered on top of each other.

[Ash]

Iconic.

[Pumps]

And so I always remember it and we have some pictures of him in it and I'm so glad we do that. I didn't make him change. Okay. Had it or hit it. True crime before bedtime. Like a homicide before bed.

[Ash]

Really true crime.

[Kylie]

Really at all.

[Ash]

No, I literally can't watch like things like that. Stay with me. I don't really like horror. Like I watched Halloween Town when I was a kid and it stuck with me for years.

[Kylie]

Trauma.

[Ash]

Yeah. So like true crime. I remember reading about the kidnapping of Elizabeth Smart when I was younger. It ruined my life. Yeah, Seriously ruined my life. I thought I was gonna be kidnapped.

[Pumps]

I love a homicide before bed. I love to check in and they've done a study recently and they say if somebody admits that they like a little homicide before bedtime, that it's a.

[Kylie]

Red flag, which is probably right.

[Grant]

It might be.

[Pumps]

Listen, here's the thing. We have not always been this pulled together. You guys are really meeting the best.

[Kylie]

Versions of ourselves, other than the straight from the airport right now.

[Grant]

And y'all are good.

[Pumps]

Had it or hit it. Impossible Burgers.

[Grant]

Oh, I have a controversial opinion. No, I don't. Well, I was gonna say I'm vegan phobic, but.

[Ash]

Oh, wow.

[Grant]

Yeah, That's a really, like, harsh claim. I'm not vegan phobic. I can get on board with that, right?

[Pumps]

I can get on board with that.

[Kylie]

I just don't want to hear about it.

[Grant]

I don't want to hear about. I don't want you to make, like, ruin everyone else's dinner.

[Kylie]

Yeah, exactly.

[Grant]

No shade. No shade. Mind your Impossible Burger. I'm glad that a restaurant might have that option for those people, but if it's Impossible Burgers for everyone, no, thanks.

[Pumps]

Right?

[Ash]

Yeah. I kind of hit it, though, because I was. I went through a phase. I was a vegan in college, and I found. Well, I don't really like burgers. I've only had a burger once in my life.

[Pumps]

What?

[Ash]

Yeah. Of two years ago. I tried a burger for the first time.

[Grant]

The shits.

[Ash]

Yeah. Like, it did not.

[Pumps]

How is that possible?

[Ash]

I don't know. I just. My. My mom was a vegetarian growing up, so I just never had, like, red meat. And then I had a Shake Shack burger two years ago. It ran through.

[Kylie]

Yeah. Yeah, that would be hard.

[Ash]

It was not. Okay.

[Pumps]

Yeah, that. No, that's not good at all.

[Ash]

Yeah.

[Pumps]

Okay. Had it or hit it? Country music.

[Ash]

Oh, that's hard.

[Grant]

I'm verse.

[Ash]

Yeah.

[Grant]

You know what verse means? No, Come on. You know what verse means? And y'all are a couple hags.

[Pumps]

We are a couple. Like that you can do. But verse.

[Grant]

Yeah. So I've just been. I've just been using verse in, like, everyday language. So I'm, like, verse with that because.

[Pumps]

Like, you're a top and a bottom.

[Grant]

Yeah.

[Ash]

Right.

[Grant]

It depends on the situation.

[Ash]

Yeah, it depends who's the country artist.

[Pumps]

I agree.

[Grant]

And, like, we may or may not have a song on our ep.

[Ash]

That's country. Yeah.

[Pumps]

Okay.

[Ash]

Yeah.

[Grant]

So hit it with that.

[Pumps]

Okay. Had it or hit it. Laura Loomer.

[Grant]

Who the hell's that?

[Ash]

That's Trump's new. New girl. New boo. Yeah.

[Kylie]

Super racist.

[Ash]

Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. All right.

[Pumps]

Had it or hit it? Disney World. Are you Disney adults?

[Ash]

I think Grant more so than me, but I can respect and appreciate a Disney adult.

[Grant]

I am.

[Ash]

But it's kind of a big. I really can.

[Grant]

I'm like, aware. I'm a self aware Disney adult.

[Ash]

I'm fascinated by the psychology because there's clearly something like nostalgic and you're kind of like trying to like reclaim from childhood and being a Disney adult. So I can. I feel like that's the.

[Grant]

I think I love the immersion of it all. Like, I love an immersive experience. I'm not a Disney adult in the way that, like, I'm tuning into like this movie all the time. Like I'm going to the parks. Like, I'm a Disney park goer.

[Pumps]

Okay, let me ask you this. What's your favorite ride?

[Grant]

Oof. I think I went in June and I think there's a new. There's a new Guardians of the Galaxy ride in Epcot.

[Ash]

Stunning.

[Grant]

It's lovely. Lovely roller coaster. I think it's.

[Pumps]

Let me just tell you.

[Grant]

That's right. I've been on.

[Pumps]

I took my kids to Disney twice and you hated it. Here's the thing. I don't like group activities. I don't particularly like waiting in lines. And I think I'm really cynical. Borderlining on a sociopath when it comes to stuff like that. Because I get angry. And I think that adults go there. But I like you so much. I think we have to give them a pass.

[Kylie]

Everyone gets. There's a gay exception for everything and.

[Ash]

Everyone makes a mistake.

[Kylie]

We do like couples that sit on the same side of the booth. But it's like. But if they're gay. That's totally. Yeah. I've had to go to Disney three times. And every time as I'm driving, I'm thinking, this is the. The most miserable fucking place on Earth.

[Grant]

Wow.

[Ash]

I just wish it wasn't in. Or like, it's too hot.

[Grant]

Do you guys go to the LA one?

[Pumps]

Yes.

[Kylie]

Down to la.

[Grant]

Oh, that's so much worse. No shading.

[Kylie]

See, I just can't ever go back to Florida.

[Ash]

No.

[Kylie]

Period.

[Ash]

I. Yeah.

[Grant]

And you'll find. You find every part of America at a Disney World park.

[Pumps]

Yeah.

[Grant]

Like every genre of person got.

[Ash]

Studying abroad a little bit.

[Grant]

Yeah.

[Ash]

In your own country.

[Grant]

Yeah. Crazy.

[Ash]

Studying abroad at Epcot.

[Grant]

We did a Disney swingers video.

[Pumps]

What? Yes.

[Kylie]

I saw that.

[Grant]

It prompted a Rolling Stone article because people believed it. The alt right believed it.

[Kylie]

They believe everything.

[Grant]

And we're like, these people around children, like, these are pedophiles. Someone told us we needed to go on. Have you been on Space Mountain?

[Kylie]

Yeah.

[Ash]

Yeah.

[Grant]

Space Mountain's a roller coaster in the dark. And, like, it looks very close. Like the bars, like, are gonna hit you or something. Someone told us that we needed to go on Space Mountain and stand up.

[Ash]

About a creative death threat.

[Grant]

Creative death threat. Telling us to get decapitated on Space.

[Ash]

Mountain just because we were swinging at Disney.

[Grant]

God forbid.

[Kylie]

I guarantee there's a lot of swingers at Disney.

[Ash]

I think there are more swingers than we know about, just in general.

[Pumps]

Absolutely. She's a divorce attorney.

[Kylie]

And I've had lots of swingers.

[Pumps]

Because what happens is, is that there's supposed to be rules with the swing, and they don't.

[Ash]

And they never follow that.

[Kylie]

They never follow the rules. There's always separate hookups.

[Ash]

There's emotion.

[Kylie]

Yeah. They get tied up with one and then separate. Well, and swingers are super jealous, which seems like it would not compute that that would be the opposite. But they're very, very jealous with their rules.

[Ash]

I've heard that if, like, your children do, like, competitive sports, like, a lot of times, like, the parents are swinging, you know, you're going to all these tournaments. What else is there to do? Right.

[Kylie]

And you're in hotels and you're drunk and.

[Pumps]

No, the eyes. We have some plays. AAU basketball, which is. And hers did, too. And there's definitely been some slap and tickles with parties. Right.

[Kylie]

More cheating. In my experience.

[Pumps]

Some one to two season hotels.

[Grant]

Oh, yeah.

[Kylie]

Maybe zero seasons.

[Pumps]

Oh, my God, Those travel hotels are zero seasons.

[Grant]

Yeah.

[Ash]

Yeah.

[Pumps]

They're bad. Yeah.

[Grant]

Days in.

[Pumps]

Okay, last one. Had it or hit it. Mega churches.

[Ash]

Like, fraud. Like, it's fraud. It's embezzlement. Like, please.

[Grant]

They got to be just taking your money and you're eating it up. Like they. And the shows. Have you seen the Tik Toks of, like, the Christmas shows? And it's like global production.

[Ash]

They have private planes.

[Pumps]

I know.

[Ash]

Like stylist. It's horrible.

[Grant]

I don't get how these people going to these churches aren't realizing they're part of some sort of mass scam. But I don't know. That's.

[Kylie]

We just read an article where some church is selling plots in heaven to people.

[Ash]

I saw that.

[Kylie]

They're buying their death plots in heaven. Yes.

[Grant]

Where do I get mine for hell?

[Kylie]

It's reserved in hell for free.

[Pumps]

We've started our podcast and kind of ventured on through this the last couple of years. We've come to the conclusion that half of the country is just stupid.

[Grant]

Yeah.

[Pumps]

And it's just. We can try to Say, how do we connect to middle America? How do we reach these people? You can't reach. Stupid.

[Grant]

No.

[Kylie]

Can't fix it.

[Pumps]

Can't. You know, it's sad.

[Ash]

It's really sad.

[Pumps]

I used to think it was sad, but I really.

[Ash]

But now you're just like, you're over. You've had it.

[Pumps]

I've had it.

[Ash]

You've had it.

[Pumps]

Exactly. All right, Grant and Ash, thank you.

[Ash]

Dream come true.

[Grant]

No, literally. You guys are so iconic. So click.

[Ash]

So.

[Grant]

So click.

[Pumps]

Now we're gonna make some tiktoks. Yes.

[Ash]

My dog would tell me if I.

[Kylie]

Did not do the Panera Bread one.

[Grant]

Okay.

[Ash]

Oh, we're doing it.

[Grant]

Y'all are gonn get. Yeah.

[Ash]

Down with it.

[Kylie]

I'm a terrible dancer.

[Ash]

For the record, you don't have to be good.

[Pumps]

And listener, make sure you go follow. I'm serious. This is such a great follow. Twink and a redhead. I started following them after the dnc. After we dig down together at the dnc.

[Kylie]

Dig down at the dnc.

[Pumps]

And we had so much fun. Do y'all remember how pumps wasn't working and we were.

[Ash]

I was just like, pump was in her own zone.

[Kylie]

So many people. It makes me overwhelmed.

[Pumps]

All right, Pumps, tell them we will.

[Kylie]

See you next Tuesday and Thursday.

[Grant]

Bye.

[Pumps]

Tell you what I've had it with. Let's hear it. I've had it with that. Listen up, patriots, gay triots and natriots. We have a new podcast that has dropped. It's called I Hip News. It's Monday through Friday. Every day, 15 to 20 minute hot takes on the political landscape of the United States of America. Always served with a side of petty grievances.

[Kylie]

We are on all the available platforms. Apple, Spotify, Google, whatever you get your podcasts and YouTube.

[Pumps]

Please go rate, subscribe and review so that we will chart upwards with America's greatest legal mind. Pumps. Pumps. What does an eagle say? Caca. A little bit more enthusiasm.

[Kylie]

Caca.

[Pumps]

That's it.

[Kylie]

That's.

[Pumps]

That's caca. That's the patriotism that this country needs right there.