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A (0:00)
All right, listener. I know for each of you that tune in every single day, the news is just horrifying at times. But it's so important that you be a responsible citizen. And if you care about this country like I do, you have to stay locked into the news. And that's why every single morning we go to our Ground News Vantage plan. And let me give you an example of how this works and you can follow along at home on groundnews.com I've had it. So here's a headline that showed up in my Vantage plan. So Supreme Court ruling offers little relief for Republicans divided on Trump's tariff. It tells me that this article leans left and has a very high factuality. Same subject, different headline. Trump to sign new 10% global tariff after Supreme Court defeat. It tells me this is a lean right publication with mixed factuality. So then you know, okay, do I want to read something with mixed facts, factuality that's owned by the Murdoch family? I'm going to go with the one that has high factuality. Listener. Join us by going to ground news.com I've had it. To get 40% off the ground News Vantage plan that we use every day. They are subscriber funded and my favorite part is that they are female. Founded by subscribing, you're not only getting a tool we all need today, you're also supporting our work here at IHIP. That's ground G R O U N D news.com forward slash. I've had it. So are we supposed to start the podcast?
B (1:31)
Ready?
C (1:32)
One, two, three.
A (1:34)
Patriots Gay trio. They Trio. Black Triots, Brown trio. And I mean, I'm going to tell you this with my full chest. Any triple Trumper, double trumper. And now I'm expanding it to just single Trumper. Even if you did it the first time. One out of three, Two out of three. Three out of three. They can do what? Pumps.
B (1:55)
Fuck off.
A (1:58)
All right, pumps. What have you had it with?
C (2:00)
Okay, what I've had it with is when I opened social media and the White House social media account that comes across, my feed is fucking Donald Trump as Superman or Donald Trump as Jesus Christ or Donald Trump as a pilot. Like we give shit to Kristi Noem rip But Trump, I mean, like he is an old ugly fat ass that wears ill fitting clothes, bad makeup, clearly out of his mind, doesn't even know where he is and we're posting pictures of Superman. Like, stop. Just stop it.
A (2:43)
Okay, I've said this once and I'll say it again. These people are emotionally stunted. This is juvenile shit. Furthermore, they're all sexually repressed out the wazoo. So it's not only do you have like the Superman or Trump, like as a fighter pilot, remember? And he was like dropping feces on the no king. So it's real juvenile shit, right? Also on top of that, it's very homoerotic. Like the fact how much they enhance him. I would even call it gender affirming. AI. Gender affirming cosplay that they do with him is really an interesting psychological component. And if we think, if we lean into what we know about Freud, the fact that they have to hyper masculinize him and the fact that the men want to see that, it's just. It's really a fascinating case study. The whole thing. Like. But here's the thing that gets me about the whole MAGA people is like, these people are like emotional toddlers. These are completely emotionally stunted, hysterical people. The men more than the women. Yeah, the men are hysterical. Like all of the tropes that they throw onto women, these men are that Stephen Miller, when he goes on to Fox News, the hysteria of the way he speaks. And then Pete Hegseth is such a titty baby. He's always trying to like talk about how, you know, now we're able to fight real war. Like we can commit real war crimes because we're not. And it's like, is it not lost on you how much more courage it takes to be dignified? And that's where the true, quote, masculinity that you seek is. It's such a bizarre cult. And if it was, if I was watching a documentary about the magas, I would be like, oh man, they're fucked up. God, you'd think that everybody would coalesce around maybe like a more attractive cult leader or something. And I would be kind of fascinated in it. I'd be down for like four episodes one season, right? I'd be like, did you see that MAGA cult documentary? That was some fucked up shit. It won't stop. Like, it's a daily onslaught documentary. And at the top of it is I think people who, the reason they target drag queens, they love cosplay. They're jealous. They're jealous that drag queens are able to do that. And we know they love cosplay because they heard Kristi Nomi does cosplay. Kaj Patel wouldn't get out of his jet after Charlie Kirk, his best friend that he's going to see in Valhalla gets shot. He doesn't race to the scene to solve the crime. Crime. He's like, I need an FBI raid jacket. And they're like, sorry, sir, we don't have one. Like, we're here to do this investigation. Like, somebody just got assassinated that's kind of a member of our cult. And he's like, I'm not getting off. This little pipsqueak is so goddamn short. No disrespect to my Short King listeners. They had to go borrow a woman, a female FBI jacket and take it to little pipsqueak Cash in order for that to get off the plane. And so the fact that these guys have all this power and how they use it is in such an incompetent way. And we all are miserable hostages that have to watch this while they think they're so smart. Somebody's like, I've got it. Here's what we'll do for the White House staff meeting right now. Here's what we got. Trump, but Superman.
