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Jennifer
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Angie
One, two, three.
Jennifer
Patriots Gay Trots Day Trio. Fuck off. I love that. I love that too.
Angie
And I keep remembering it, so I'm super happy about that.
Jennifer
I'll tell you what, you are as sharp as attack.
Angie
That's why I'm the HBIC head beaver in charge. No beaver like my beaver like this beaver.
Jennifer
The hits just keep on coming. Pumps. What have you had it with?
Angie
Okay, what I've had it with is when you have conversations with total strangers and they end their sentences with right? And I'm like, am I agreeing to this if I say right or if I nod my head? So it's like, hey, didn't you know the steak there's really good, right? And I'm like, I don't Know I haven't eaten there. I feel like. And then I feel pressure. Like, am I agreeing to something I don't believe in? I mean, I get in my head and I just think, right should not be the end of the sentence unless you have an intimate relationship with somebody. Like, you and I, you will talk about the same thing and you'll be like, right. Or I'll be like, right. Like, am I remembering that correctly? Or something like that. But when total strangers in fucking small talk, which I hate, say right, it makes me feel pressure. I don't like it. Just end your sentence without right at the end.
Jennifer
So you build to the right.
Angie
You have to build up a relationship.
Jennifer
To become a we.
Angie
You have to be a we before you can be a right.
Jennifer
Right.
Angie
I just don't. A lot of this stuff I get in my head, like, am I agreeing to that? What are they talking about? I just don't like it. I think it's ridiculous.
Jennifer
You find yourself engaged in a lot of small talk.
Angie
I hate it, too.
Jennifer
I think you're a small talk magnet.
Angie
I am.
Jennifer
And feeder. I think you feed it.
Angie
I think we've.
Jennifer
When I've been out with you, When I've been out with you in the world, when we're outside of the studio and somebody is preventing the group from leaving, the group being you and me, about 12 times out of 10, it's the beaver.
Angie
No, it's 100% me. Like, I used to think that I just had, like, a neon sign above my forehead that said, tell me your life story. But I realized as I age, I am the common denominator. I am the problem. The reason that keeps happening is me. Because what happens is, like, somebody will tell me something and I'll find something I want to know about in that sentence. And instead of just leaving it and just saying, who gives a fuck? I go in and I ask. And then that invites all kinds of questions. So pretty soon we're four generations back.
Jennifer
I've witnessed. Yes, I've witnessed this firsthand. I'll never forget. I'll never forget.
Angie
I know it's.
Jennifer
The three of us were in Denver and for the hot shit tour. And before we went to dinner, Pumps was like, let's just order room service. I don't want to talk to people. I don't want to yak with people. I want no part of any of it. Let's just go down to the bar, order be done, then go back up and we can rest. The waiter comes over, and the next thing I know, she's asked the waiter about his in laws. I mean, I'm talking 30 seconds into the conversation and I'm like, how are you asking this person about their in laws? Right. No, part of it is I just think you are charming and that's so nice. I do, I think you're very charming. And then when you, when you, when you're, when somebody is telling you something, you genuinely are interested. And then before you know it, you're in a headlock.
Angie
Right.
Jennifer
And I watch the wheels turning, I see it happening in real time. But I think your original interest in the person is earnest. Even though I already know how it's going to end. And I'm just like, why are we talking? Why are we asking strangers about their relationship with their in laws?
Angie
Agree.
Jennifer
Like if I were to think of a top 10 things you shouldn't ask people you don't know, top three would probably be about their in laws.
Angie
Undoubtedly. I mean, here's the deal. Once I ask it, it's like the delayed reaction. Like the minute it comes out of my mouth, I'm like, you're fucked.
Jennifer
You're like, oh shit, you have fucked this up. You can imagine how I feel.
Angie
Yeah, well, I mean, since it's been two years and we're still talking about it.
Jennifer
Oh yeah.
Angie
Oh yeah.
Jennifer
I mean, I could bring up others, but that's just the highlight. I don't, I don't want to engage in a lot of elder abuse today. I'm feeling, I'm feeling charitable and I'm feeling friendship. Hashtag friendship. Let me tell you what I've had it with. And this happens to me all the time and it has to happen to everybody else. So I'm on my phone reading a news article. Like I've clicked and I'm reading it and then the screen keeps adjusting. Yes. I'm halfway into a paragraph and then it jumps. And then I like scroll it back down. I inadvertently hint an ad and then all of a sudden I'm playing on some casino, let's make a deal spinning wheel.
Angie
Yep.
Jennifer
And then I'm like, fuck it, I'm not going to read this article anymore. I've tried four or five times. The place won't stay. Why do we have screens jumping around when your finger is not on them? We're trying to read. We're trying to be more engaged as citizens. And the only thing that makes sense to me is MAGA is doing this to keep people dumb and to prevent people for reading from reading.
Angie
I think that's as good A theory as any, because I, I can't remember if I noticed it before Trump, if it happened before.
Jennifer
I wasn't as irritated, it wasn't as.
Angie
Irritating, because the world wasn't exploding and the global economy wasn't crashing.
Jennifer
Welcome to I've had it. I'm Jennifer.
Angie
I'm Angie. Angela D. Beaver.
Jennifer
What else?
Angie
Memaw me curtains.
Jennifer
What about the hpic?
Angie
Oh, I'm the HBIC head beaver in charge. Head DEI beaver.
Jennifer
Oh, yeah. Well, let me just say this. Welcome to Americ, America's top DEI podcast. Right?
Angie
I mean, we are dei.
Jennifer
Okay, I have a new story I'd like to share. Many Americans are now choosing their physicians based on politics. And what I have to say to this is, this is petty, this is partisan, this is immature, and I'm 100% going to start doing this. 100%.
Angie
I'm doing it.
Jennifer
100 going to start doing this. Because I'll never forget I told this story last month on an episode about my little toddler needing tubes. The next thing I know, I'm basically at a Billy Graham ral, right? And it's, we're praying before the tube surgery. And it's not like, dear God, it's like, Jesus, Jesus, just, just guide my hands and help me get those tubes in the right location as my atheist mother is glaring at me. And, you know, that was a sign, you know, and I just think if, if these physicians who have a background in science. Right. Are on board with the RFK and just trumps, I would say fifth grade.
Angie
Vernacular, I'd say, that's generous. Fifth grade.
Jennifer
And they don't think, God, I've been to school and I've studied a really long time. And I want experts. I want to have experts in the economy, experts in defense, experts in civil rights, because doctors are experts. And the fact that they would sign on with an administration that is annihilating, annihilating intentionally expertise tells me that these experts are not anybody I want to have anything to do with my health.
Angie
Agree. 100% agree. And I, I'm sitting here thinking about it as you're reading that all of my doctors are all liberal Democrats, even my vet. So I've done this without even knowing it. And I'll tell you when I really, really, I mean, I've always loved my family doctor, but after the COVID vaccine issues, part of her, like, practice philosophy was, if you do not believe in vaccines, you cannot be a part of this practice. Like, go find another doctor. We believe in science here.
Jennifer
Do you know I went to high school with her. I love her. And most of the people that I went to high school with, when I ever go on Facebook, which is about twice annually, I mean we're talking Qanon dump.
Angie
You guys made it out.
Jennifer
We're talking, I mean it is bizarro land. But there's some of us and the, the ones that we that are all kind of enlightened politically, they'll message me. And Titi, our physician, she was a grade higher than me, so she was a grade older. But this the ones that made it out. And we're fighting hard. We're fighting a good fight. All right, next up we have companies are firing Gen Z graduates months after hiring them, citing unprofessional behavior, showing up late and laziness.
Angie
I can buy this because I think what you have is all these power moms that have done everything for him. Like let's take 45 pictures when you walk into the office. Oh, you didn't want to get the project done on time. Well, that's okay, honey. You know your, your wellness and your self help is more important so that can be pushed off when we all know having been in adulthood, nobody gives a fuck about your feelings in business. Nobody gives a fuck about how you feel or if you're tired. It's a performance based situation. Like I've never had a judge say, Angie, do not worry, you don't want to do this trial today. It's fine. You go home, get a, get a massage, fluff up with your phone on TikTok and come back tomorrow. Like that just doesn't happen. So I think this is real world. It doesn't surprise me. It's probably good for him.
Jennifer
Yeah, I, I think that the hyper helicopter style parenting is to blame here. I think gender reveal parties are to blame. I also I would have to throw in Stanley cups and just generally maga women that wear top knot headbands, especially bedazzled ones that to me would be getting rid of those would help the youth 100%. Okay, my last news story for today is this is a fact. The average dog can count to five and understands about 165 words including signs, signals and gestures. The smartest dogs understand up to 250 words putting them intellectually at par with two and a half year old humans. And I'm just going to tell you all for the permanent record. There's no question that when this fact, when I read this fact that the smartest dogs understand up to 250 words that would Be none other than tapping and cha cha.
Angie
Yeah, your dogs do understand a lot. They really do.
Jennifer
I, I've, I've fostered an environment with my Frenchies where we have conversations, we talk each evening. We talk about the things that we like. We talk about, like my dogs in particular, they kind of have delusions of grandeur. They think that they are like expert squirrel hunters, right? When they see a squirrel, the posturing and the way they jump around and the myopic focus, you think, oh my God, this dog has attacked many squirrels, killed them, and he's going to go get him. Much to my surprise, we have a 0% catch and kill rate. Despite all the effort, despite the arrogance and the confidence and the posturing, the growling, the intensity, when they see a squirrel, they've never, ever, ever approached a new failed attempt at catching a squirrel. As though all of the other attempts were failures. Each one as though I am the best squirrel hunter on the planet. And so just last night I was sitting down talking to my dogs because they were at the front door and they saw some squirrels and I said, we have to talk about this. You're all talk, no action. I don't support squirrel homicide, but I'm willing to in the circle of life type situation, be like, I think you need to kill a squirrel. But we both know neither of you two titty babies are ever going to deliver. And I'm going to tell you what, they looked a little embarrassed after I talked to them about it. It was a little tough love session because I'm telling you, they're smart. They knew exactly what I was saying. They knew I called their and so I just, I, I, I'm a huge believer in communicating with your animals.
Angie
Yeah, I, I don't think Ollie understands either. Ollie understands words and it's just flat ass defiant, which is what I lean to. He does. I mean, he understands like, let's go eat. Do you need to go potty? Let me wipe your bottom, all that stuff, Leave it down. But I think he's just defiant because last night I was like, leave it. Because he was up on my toilet paper ring. It's like, leave it. And normally he will. He just got right in there and I, I walk in the bathroom and he looks at me and he does the toilet and he unwraps the whole thing. I was just like, so what did I do? I just wrapped it back up and put it on the back stool instead of teaching him.
Jennifer
When I kept Oliver Glizzard, when you were gallivanting around Europe on your European vacation. Which I supported, which is why I volunteered to keep Oliver Glizzard. I'm going to tell you, I think he has some unlocked potential intellectually. We made so much progress from day one to my final day of having him. Day seven. I think he's dying to learn, and I think you need. Just need to raise the bar a little bit and start having really good conversations with him at night. Talk to him about what he likes, what he doesn't like, what he's good at, what he's not good at. And I think he has potential.
Angie
Okay. Yeah, I probably should, because I do baby talk him a lot.
Jennifer
I do. You don't want to infantilize him. He's. Well, he's a toddler still, baby.
Angie
He's a baby.
Jennifer
Yeah, he's a toddler. But I think next year you really need to amp it up. I think that he has potential to be one of these intellectual dogs that they're talking about. Kylie, speaking of intellectual dogs, do you think your dog's smart?
Kylie
She's extremely smart, but she. She's an. On purpose.
Angie
Is she defiant?
Kylie
Yeah, kind of. I mean, she'll look right at me and do exactly what I'm asking her not to.
Angie
Yeah, that's Ollie.
Jennifer
Judy. Judy. All right, what do you have? What's. What's going on on our top DEI podcast today?
Kylie
Our top DEI podcast gets a lot of reviews. I love it, and I'm gonna read you two today. This one is five stars titled five.
Angie
Star.
Kylie
And they write the best girl on girl action to ever grace your beaver loving ears full of all things trumps, America. Meat, curtains, beavers, homos and hounds. There's comfort in the chaos. We salute you.
Jennifer
I mean, I just think that's perfect.
Angie
That is hilarious. That's so good.
Jennifer
I just think that's really smart. I think that's perfect. I'm gonna read that to my dogs later tonight.
Angie
No, maybe I should read it to Ollie.
Jennifer
Let's do it together. We can FaceTime.
Angie
They do like to FaceTime.
Jennifer
We can FaceTime. Right, right, right. All right, Kylie.
Kylie
Okay, this one's five stars, titled Transparency. And she writes in Trump's America. It's hard to know where to give your money because so few organizations are transparent with how they spend it. Not these ladies. They ask. I give live tour, Been there, cult joined, book pre ordered. And it's so nice knowing exactly where this money will go. Jessica's portion will go towards a new outfit from Gucci and a trip to Italy. Mimas. Will go towards multiple Instagram ad purchases. Then the be spent paying the toll she was texted about from a state that she's never even driven through. Keep fighting the good fight, Kaka.
Jennifer
That's really good.
Angie
That is so good.
Jennifer
That is so spoton.
Angie
So spoton. Yeah, I'm buying off Instagram. That's fake. I found out one thing I was going to buy was like AI and I was just like, okay, I'm done. I'm not buying.
Jennifer
You're about to purchase AI.
Angie
I was about to purchase it and I just thought, how can those old people's skin look so good after this oil? Like doesn't ring true. And so I googled it, like real Google, not on Instagram. And it said sure enough it was AI. And you know what I did? I didn't order it.
Jennifer
Yeah, I think that AARP catalog is really helping you.
Angie
It really is.
Jennifer
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Kylie
Okay, so today we're going to do kind of a shotgun method.
Jennifer
Okay.
Kylie
I went deep in our dm' read a bunch of people's messages, and they send some good.
Angie
Okay.
Jennifer
Okay.
Kylie
We're gonna start with an newspaper ad that someone posted in Iowa City. And they posted you were driving your cyber truck south on North Dubuque street past the 180 ramps, and I was driving north. I didn't see your face, and I'm worried you didn't see my middle finger. I just wanted to make sure you got the message.
Jennifer
You know what? That is a level of hating and being a hater. That is just hashtag.
Angie
Yeah, I mean, that's pettiness that I like. I appreciate that she wasn't content.
Jennifer
The dedication in making sure that cybertruck knows you to spend money to put it in an ad, that, that is just. I love that level of hate. I love it. It just makes me want to drink haterade and read ads like that all day.
Angie
I mean, that's pretty good. I don't, I wouldn't have the follow through. She had the follow through. She stuck with it.
Jennifer
I appreciate it. I do, too.
Kylie
Okay, this next one was sent by quite a few people. This is for Mima Beaver.
Angie
Okay. Beavers are petty little shits.
Jennifer
In Russia, a while back, city planners tore down a beaver dam to make way for some construction. The beavers waited till the middle of the night and then cut down every.
Angie
Tree in the area and ripped up all the shrubs. Follow a beaver long enough and it'll.
Jennifer
Hide a literal line of in your path to prevent you from getting closer. Beavers like Canadians, some of the most vindictive sons of bitches you will ever meet. It's exactly why it's our new mascot. That's exactly why.
Angie
That's why right there.
Jennifer
That's exactly why we adopted the beaver. And we have a new battle cry for the beaver. That is. Doesn't sound like something a beaver would say, but if you're a listener of this podcast, it makes perfect sense, right?
Angie
And we're living in Trump's America. Nothing fucking makes sense.
Jennifer
Oh, my God. I just, I just, again, I just want to say to Canada, we hate it. We hate him. We think it's stupid. We think triple Trumpers are stupid. I, I, it's just, I cannot believe how dumb people are and what a cult of personality Trumpism is. And just the breathtaking stupidity that somebody would vote for a failed businessman for the third time after he's convicted felon and tried to attempt a coup d'etat and then he tanks the economy. And then they're like, I voted for him because I thought he was gonna be really good at business. Fuck you.
Angie
How could you not know that? How did you miss that? That's almost willful ignorance.
Jennifer
And I just wanna, I just. This is a warning. This is a red light warning. And you know when I warn people that I'm really serious pumps. It was like when we were on that flight when those people were trying to small talk me, those drunk people, and I went off on them. I'm going to tell you this is. I'm really close to completely losing my mind. And it's the next time somebody looks at me, a white person, and says, I'm fiscally conservative. Yeah, I'm gonna blow. I am going to blow. I'm going to lose my mind. There is no such thing as fiscal conservatism. Every time the fiscal conservatives get power, they tank the economy and then we have bailouts added to the deficit and all of these things. And I'm really going to lose my mind. Yeah.
Angie
And you hear that a lot in Oklahoma. So I. Here's the two things I hope for. Number one, I hope I'm there to witness it.
Jennifer
Yeah.
Angie
And number two, I hope it's someone that I hate so that they can just get their, their ass ring.
Jennifer
I would imagine if they said something like that that it's a foregone conclusion that you would hate them. Right.
Angie
But I mean that I've been holding long standing grudge hate for, for some time.
Jennifer
Yeah. Like a hate that you've nurtured.
Angie
Right. Like we run into somebody at a restaurant that I've hated for years.
Jennifer
Yes.
Angie
And then they come up and say that and then they just get it. It just comes out of left field, ash to, to the ground. That's what I'm hoping for.
Jennifer
Yeah. All right. All right, Kylie, what's next?
Kylie
Okay, the last thing I'm going to show you today from our listeners is an Instagram or a Facebook post from who I assume is a triple trumper. And someone actually posted this on their wall, says, this just woke me up. Explicit content warning. If my partner got the COVID vaccine, parentheses no booster can it affect me if I swallow during oral?
Angie
That can't be real.
Kylie
I'm seriously asking. And I can't believe I hadn't thought of it till now. Thanks, mamas.
Angie
I don't think that's real.
Jennifer
Really.
Angie
I mean, it's Facebook. Yes, people are dumber on Facebook.
Jennifer
I think it's real. I think it's real and here's why. There was this whole thing that people would say that if you got vaccinated that you would be shedding the vaccine and that shedding could then contaminate a non vax person. This is, these are the QAnon ers. This is the where we go one. We go all. This is the triple Trump dump. Broke into the capitol, took a shit, went to prison. I'm telling you, these anti vaxxers are bananas. And there's a whole subculture pumps, an entire subculture of them and they live in an anti vax Internet bubble. And it's all they hear, all they see, all they do. Do people respond to that?
Kylie
Kylie, there were so many comments. Pumped, this is 100% real.
Angie
Okay, like what were the comments like being like thinking it's satire or were they serious?
Kylie
No, people were like, you know what? I've had that exact same thought. I have stopped swallowing. And some people were like, you can still get it from vaginal. And so they're pulling out. A lot of people are just trying to find non vaccinated people to mate with.
Jennifer
And you know when Angela Don Beaver was a the acified version of herself on the dating sites, do you remember how many people you matched with that wouldn't date somebody that was vaccinated? It was like, I'm looking for a magawan, unvaxed magawan that carries her, that.
Angie
Wants to cook and clean, that carries her gun.
Jennifer
It's got big titties and a nice beaver, I guess.
Angie
Well check. I just, you know, it's so dumb. I mean that kind of shit is so dumb that the fact that someone would get on the Internet and announce how dumb they were. I guess if you're that dumb though, you don't know you're that dumb. Right?
Jennifer
Here's the problem. These are armchair researcher and scientists. These are the people that I want to go to the, the Facebook hospitals because this is so short sighted and stupid. They're mad at Covid because on Trump's watch he shut the country down.
Angie
Right?
Jennifer
He did that. He did it, okay? And it was a global reaction because people were dying. We lost a million Americans to Covid. That's serious. It's a very serious thing. And so then after he shuts the country down, then I'll never forget it because we're all at home and I'm on Twitter all the time at this point, like figuring out, you know, just bored to tears on TikTok Twitter, doing stupid TikTok dances with Josh. I mean, bored. I'm on Twitter and he's tweeting free Minnesota. Yeah, yeah, free Michigan. And I'm like, what are you talking about? Like, all you have to do is do a huge press conference and say I'm opening the country back up. That, you know, if you don't want to go out, you don't have to. And I supported. I mean, there's all this criticism surrounding the way Covid was handled, but this is the way I view was people were dropping dead. You didn't know who was going to die from it, who wasn't the contagion level of it. And people did the best job they could do. I think the aftermath of this, of course it was dangerous to kids during their schooling, like the COVID generation. But also people are still going on and on, oh my God, these kids got so screwed up from COVID Well, here's the deal. There was probably some, some factors prior to this that the COVID just exacerbated. As a parent, you have to teach your kids adulthood and life is unpredictable and yes, that sucked. But we're going to get you the help that you need because it impacted you more or not. This is all people still being titty babies about COVID They're not over it because Covid and Trump's abject failure in managing it led to him getting his ass beat by Joe Biden in a massive win for the Democrats and a very anti Trump sentiment. Trump goes on his four year long I really won baby tour and you know, storms the Capitol and they're all still wound up about all the minutiae of all this. Your guys back in office shut the up about it. I mean, it's just the biggest group of whiners, crazy dumb people that think they're smart, that think they're researchers.
Angie
Yeah, I just, I. Here's the thing. I would just hope if I put something that stupid on the Internet that I would have someone close to me, I. E. You, Kylie, Seth, that would say, take that off. You look like a complete.
Jennifer
I have a confession to make. What? So this past weekend I was on your Instagram and somebody did an Instagram story where they put. Because we're one of the fastest growing political channels on YouTube right now for the first quarter, and a woman named Jacqueline, who is a listener, subscriber of this DEI podcast posts on Instagram I'm so proud of at. I've had it podcast at Pump pumps pumps at Ms. Welch for their YouTube growth. And. And so you were tagged in it. So you shared it.
Angie
Okay.
Jennifer
Okay. Then she went back and shared your share, and then you went back and you shared her share again. And then she shared your share and you just kept doing it like a little robot. I was in tears, crying so hard because I know exactly, exactly what you're thinking. Kylie showed me how to share a.
Angie
Story and I'm supposed to share.
Jennifer
I tagged in it. I'm clipping well, and I know her. The last time the woman wrote, I can do this all day, I got it.
Angie
When she said that, I was like.
Jennifer
But it was like 10 shares deep. And so instead of me calling you to tell you to quit doing this, naturally I got on Instagram and created a chat with some gay trios from our Patreon and talked about you behind your back and how cute and adorable and hilarious it was.
Angie
I think that's funny.
Jennifer
It was hilarious. I was. I was literally crying. Kylie, did you see it?
Kylie
Yes.
Angie
Yeah, I didn't. When, when she said, I can do this all day, I was like, oh, I've messed this up.
Kylie
I recall you just yesterday saying to Jen and I, I've gotten really good at Instagram.
Angie
Well, I did, because I was sharing.
Jennifer
She thinks she's really good at Instagram.
Angie
I haven't, I haven't called Kylie in a panic that somebody's on my Instagram that I don't know. And I turn, it turns out it's me.
Jennifer
All right, what's next, Kylie?
Kylie
Okay, we've got some voice memos today.
Jennifer
Okay.
Kylie
Up first, we're gonna listen to Jack from Australia.
Angie
Hey, ladies. Jack from Australia. Love the show.
Jennifer
This is just a quick one. I thought that you might need this.
Angie
This word in your life that my dad taught me. And it is fifths. So you'd say the. That guy, Donald Trump, for instance, is suffering from fifths. F I T H S. What fifths.
Jennifer
Is, is in the head syndrome.
Angie
Fair few. I've come across a fair few people that suffer from fifths.
Jennifer
And I think that it could be a medical diagnosis that you ladies might.
Angie
Be able to dish out pretty confidently to a few people.
Jennifer
That's all.
Angie
Keep it up. Love it.
Jennifer
I. I love it. I think it's great. We love an accent.
Angie
I love Jack from Australia. Cuz that accent.
Jennifer
We love Australia. And I think, I think that's a great addition.
Angie
Fifths and we're qualified to diagnose someone with that.
Jennifer
There's no question. We're as sharp as tax.
Angie
I mean, we are like PhD, DD, MD, all the Ds, despite the DEI.
Jennifer
Don't let the DEI fool you. We are merit based, sharped.
Angie
We are. And we can pick it out.
Jennifer
That's right.
Angie
We can pick it out.
Jennifer
We can sniff it out.
Angie
Because we live in Oklahoma. We're surrounded by it.
Jennifer
That's right, we can. And, and you really have to fight for your intelligence in red states.
Angie
You have to, you have to want it. You can't just wake up and go to school like a normal person.
Jennifer
You've got to want to critically think.
Angie
You have to try.
Jennifer
Yeah. You have to really hone it.
Angie
You have to buck the system.
Jennifer
That's right.
Angie
Go against what you're taught.
Jennifer
That's right. All right, Kylie, who's next?
Kylie
Okay, up next we've got Noah.
Angie
I wonder this week is. I've had it with these fucking conservatives.
Jennifer
Who will say things like, well, I was expected to call this person a woman. No, that is a man in a dress. I'm a woman of faith, but I also live in reality. Girl, shut the up. Imagine if we all had the same.
Angie
Attitude towards religious people. Girl, since the beginning of time.
Jennifer
We all just go along with this. That these people are eating the body.
Angie
Of Christ on Sundays and drinking his blood.
Jennifer
Girl, I don't go to work and I don't say, absolutely not. That is not blood. That is grape juice.
Angie
I do not say that because who.
Jennifer
Cares what the they want to do?
Angie
I'm not born again. You were born once. You cannot be born twice.
Jennifer
It does not happen like that.
Angie
So why are we all of a.
Jennifer
Sudden grounded in reality when you believe.
Angie
In all of these mythical things?
Jennifer
And even if you want to say.
Angie
That it's true, and I'll concede, okay, it's true.
Jennifer
Whatever. For the of the argument, I can tell you all of this is absolutely true.
Angie
But you know what?
Jennifer
It cannot be proven by science. And it seems objectively phooey. I mean, I completely agree with him. And I just, I think these rigid conversations and rigid positions surrounding gender are so antiquated and archaic. And I just think that it's just an extra layer of cruelty right now for people to pile on less than 1% of the population who have. All they're doing is fighting to exist and they've been thrust into the national stage. Global stage. You have that. Who's that? That nut that wrote the Harry Potter books. What's her name?
Angie
J.K. rowling.
Jennifer
J.K. rowling.
Angie
She's a net.
Jennifer
A billionaire.
Angie
Yes.
Jennifer
A brilliant woman, written all of these books. What is she leaving on this earth? A Twitter feed of just beating down the most marginalized group on the planet. And then you have people who used to be open minded, big thinkers like Bill Maher admiring her level of myopic focus on hating less than 1% of the population. And I have news for everybody that is quote unquote, anti trans. And whether you think somebody should be trans or not be trans, none of that will counteract what I'm about to tell you. Trans people have existed since the beginning of our species. They exist in every single country, every single time period. This is not a plot to own MAGA or to hurt conservatives. It's none of your business. And imagine being the parent of a trans child and there's this hyper fixation from these rabid nut jobs like J.K. rowling. She could go live on a yacht, right? She could go backpack, she could go maybe give a bunch of money to philanthropy. But she spends all of her days hating somebody who already feels like they hate themselves, who already feels like, wait, I have this. Everybody tells me I'm a boy, but I feel like I'm a girl. And that creates self hate because we have as a society try to genderize everybody so much. So what we're trying to do as a society is say, hey, we love you, so you should love you. And what the J.K. rowlings of the world want to do is make sure that everybody hates them and that person hates themselves. And I think that is just an extra layer of diabolical on top of all this other MAGA that. It really pisses me off. And this is why the Democrats can never, ever, ever seed their support for trans people. Because here's what happens. Fiscal conservatives, they go after trans people, then they go after Kylie, our lesbian producer, then they're going after, you know, Jack, your hairdresser, and then they're going after your daughter, then they're going after your son. And then they start going after everybody who isn't a wealthy white man. And you just don't seed rights. And this when we fight for everybody, that's the best society. No one is free until everyone is free. And that is a hill that I will die on.
Angie
I completely agree. I have no idea. I mean, like the Elon Musk of the world, why are you not enjoying your life? Why is there so much hate and anger? I. I don't get it. Here's what drives me crazy and I think, very well said. It affects you. 0 it. It is none of your business. Stay in your lane. And now, since Trump's crashed the economy, what is Fox News talking about?
Jennifer
Trans people.
Angie
Trans people. There's 10 trans athletes in a body of 510,000. There are more people with measles than there are trans people.
Jennifer
I'll tell you what, pumps, there are more magasexual predators than there's ever been. Drag queen or trans predators. It's not even comparable. You got Trump's former faith advisor who is R A P I n g 12 year olds, right? And then all these other MAGA morons that he pardoned after January 6th are out doing a lot of sexual predation on children. It's always, always, always these MAGA screamers, pearl clutchers that are always doing this. And I want to remind everybody, this started with everybody being mad at the drag queens, right? And then they graduated to really trying to pick on trans people. But the. Your child is a million times safer at a drag queen story hour than it is at church. Churches are rot with pedophiles, right?
Angie
Every church.
Jennifer
And those are just the facts.
Angie
I mean, every denomination has a big, huge history.
Jennifer
Yeah, yeah, totally. Okay, Kylie, who's next?
Kylie
Okay, up next we've got Lindsay.
Angie
Hello.
Jennifer
Mima Beaver.
Angie
And Jen and Kylie.
Jennifer
I have had it with couples that.
Angie
Have been together for not even less than a year, like less than seven months, six months, that are booking professional pictures together. Like photo sessions with professional photographers. What is the point of that? Are you like, are you announcing something? Are you getting engaged after a few months?
Jennifer
Like, what, what are we.
Angie
You need to book a professional photographer.
Jennifer
To truly hard launch.
Angie
Like, what, what is the reason? I don't understand. Nothing is going on in your life that you need to get serious professional shots done. You've just been dating for a short amount of time. Am I the only one that thinks that that is fucking stupid. Like, what is the reason?
Jennifer
Please let me know. I love you both.
Angie
Thank you so much.
Jennifer
So I think the person we have to ask here is Kylie.
Angie
I was gonna say, let's Kylie, what's the reason?
Jennifer
I've never done such a thing. So what, why did you do it?
Kylie
You know, the reason is hard to say. I. I don't think that I have a good one. Mostly probably just for Instagram, that's what.
Angie
Honestly, this didn't exist before social media, as far as I know.
Jennifer
Oh, it did. It did. People getting really. Yes. There's always Been a bunch of psycho grandstands. It's. It's. It's on turbocharged after Instagram and all of that. But, I mean, yeah, I remember, like, back in the day, people saying, we're getting couples photos done. People run up to Olin Meal, Olin Mills and do that stupid. What about glamour shots?
Angie
Oh, my gosh. You know, here's the thing. I always wanted a glamour shot, but I never got any.
Jennifer
I think my mom and I did it. I'll have to ask her. I don't know if it was my mom and sister because I was so much younger. Again, a common theme in my life. But, yeah, I think that. I think that couples photos are stupid. And I'm going to take her grievance a step further. I've had it with people booking professional photographers to take pictures of themselves and their families. We all have iPhones now. The. The posed pictures, to me are less preferable, less desirable to look at than a candid photo that's taken where it was like, hey, and everybody kind of looks, and you can feel the joy jump off of the image. I just. I have a. An aversion now to, like, staged photographs. I think they look dumb, and I don't like them, and I don't enjoy them, and I don't think they're artistic at all.
Angie
My thing with photos is because my daughter just had a professional photo shoot for her college graduation, which I'm on record. I told her that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of in my entire life. But my thing is, when you're having these photos made, who's gonna look at these? Who are you making these photos for? In the couples? I think that's for Instagram. Like, neither one of them wants that photo, do they? Or maybe they do, but, like, Emily's graduation from college, professional photos. Who wants those fucking. No one. No one.
Jennifer
And I'm just gonna go, Emily. Some of my favorite pictures of hers are the ones that I've taken of her on my cell phone when we're in Mexico. And I'm like, hey, Emily. And she turns around, and I like those images better than her stage. And she's a beautiful girl, and I love that she, you know, was into all of that. But I like the more candid, natural photographs than I do the staged photographs. That's just my take. And I'm going to say, for Kylie and Anna, I guarantee you, I like those photos of you when y'all are all liquored up, taking selfies versus the posed Lesbian photo shoot.
Angie
Wasn't that on Valentine's Day a year ago?
Kylie
It was, yeah.
Angie
Valentine's Day, 2024.
Jennifer
All right, last one.
Kylie
Wait, I've got a quick question for you guys.
Jennifer
Yeah.
Kylie
For your generation. To my generation. It used to be a big deal to get your engagement photo for the newspaper.
Angie
Right?
Kylie
Right.
Angie
Yes.
Jennifer
Yeah.
Kylie
Did either of you do that?
Angie
No, I didn't do engagement. I did wedding.
Jennifer
I. I don't know if I did either. I have to say, I come from a mother who like her default setting would always be like, who cares? Nobody cares. Except, you know, nobody's. Everybody's thinking about themselves too much to be worried about what you're doing, so don't worry about it. And the idea that, oh my God, everybody has to do this, so I have to do it has always been lost on me that I have to do what the pack is doing.
Angie
Needless to say, I had professional photos made. Those went right in the newspaper after my 500 person wedding. Nine bridesmaids, two additional attendants walking down the aisle thinking, this is a fucking disaster. Because as we all know, if I've caught to it before, I was far more interested in the wedding and the bridesmaids and the professional photo that I was going to put in the newspaper than I was in the marriage on me. My bad. So, yes, of course.
Jennifer
Yeah, I remember we had a photographer that took pictures at our wedding and because we got married in Santa Fe and It was like 45 people, it was very nice and she was great. She was French Canadian and she was a great photographer and I loved the images that she took. But I don't think we took engagement photos.
Angie
I didn't take engagement photos. Of course I didn't take him with my ex husband. Of course I didn't give a about him. I took mine. My photo in my bride's dress.
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Okay, the last one is from Janine.
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Hi Jen. Hi Ms. Beaver. Hi Kylie. I have had it with people going places like the grocery store, even restaurants in like plaid or Looney Tune or Disney pajama pants. Yes, there is nothing that irks me more. Like you couldn't throw on a pair of jeans or a pair of leggings. Even like when I see you in those pajama pants, I immediately think you're dirty. Like nobody smells good in the morning after they've slept and sweat and God knows what. Like I just think you look dirty. And it didn't really bother me until we were in Trump's America. And those same people who wear pajama pants everywhere that ago are probably people who voted for Trump. And that's probably mean. But that's why I listen to this podcast, because we're not exactly the nicest of people. Okay, love you.
Angie
Bye.
Jennifer
Here's what I have to say. She's spot on. And this is something that I've noticed. And I have to say that sometimes my oldest son does this and I this is not a character attribute that I'm proud of, listener, but it's something that is. It just is. I am shallow and materialistic when it comes to clothing. I am. I'm not proud of it, but I'm owning it. And my son will wear the one that goes to Syracuse. He will have on his little pajama bottoms and like some little slide mule style slippers and a sweatshirt that is 25 sizes too large for him. And I'm like, hey, do you want to go to lunch? I'll come pick you up. I'm leaving the office right now. Like when he's in town seeing me and I'll pull up and he walks out and I d I e a thousand deaths. And I just am like, don't you think you could have put on something? And he's just like, mom, no, nobody cares. You're so shallow. And I mean, and he's right. I am. But I also think there's a fine line to where I don't like the slobification of America. It used to be like, just put on. You don't want to be dulled. But I mean, put on a more of a tailored sweatpant and if something that fits you a little more, it's just when you go to the airport and especially when you land in like an Oklahoma or places like that. Oh my God. I mean, it is just. I don't think there is a fashion police squad large enough that could ever address the attire that people now, now wear out in public. And it just looks like nobody gives a. And one other thing I'm going to say, I think she's right about it being MAGA because I did see at the airport the last time I was there, somebody in like some fleecy cartoon style pajama bottoms and then like a MAGA coated, you know, like blue live matter with machine gun and grenades and an eagle right. Type T shirt on with it. And it was wrong on multiple fronts. Number one, the prints didn't match at all.
Angie
Right.
Jennifer
And it was just bad messaging from the top to the bottom from cartoons on an adult to the MAGA coated message. I found all of it incredibly offensive and wholly lacking any sense of creativity or style.
Angie
Yeah, I. My son went through a phase where he and his girlfriend would wear matching pajama bottoms out into the wild. And I would just be like, you're wearing that. You look ridiculous.
Kylie
Us.
Angie
But, you know, but I. One thing she brought up, and I have been. I've been banging this drum. I have been telling everyone, when you get on an early morning flight, because we always fly early, people smell like they have weirder smells. So you cannot wear that on a plane because it just, it. It has overnight smell. It's gross. And I just will second. If you ever in an airport and you go through and you follow the lounges like gate one through 20, if you look, you will find the red state, like, they're going to Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, or they're going to Midland, Texas. You're gonna find that style. You're just gonna find it.
Jennifer
It's.
Angie
It's gonna jump out at you.
Jennifer
It really is. I think that the study could be done. We read a lot of these studies, studies at the top of the episode that, like, there's just a. There's this surrender to everything bad in their life, including bad fashion choices. Do you know what I mean? Like, when people surrender to maga, it's just. It's such a surrender. And then you see these people wearing these dorky shirts with words and this MAGA coded messaging, like, they're a tough guy and I'm an eagle and Jesus strong, Trump tough.
Angie
You know, all God guns.
Jennifer
Yes. And I just, you know, there was a moment we were traveling a lot during the election, and every time I was on the plane, I would notice the men coming on and they'd have on these T shirts that were just a little bit too tight around the gut.
Angie
Right.
Jennifer
And all of these T shirts that were pretty tight around the gut, they were all MAGA coated shit. It was like a camo. And then it had some sort of messaging about how to be a big boy, how to be a tough guy.
Angie
How to be an alpha male.
Jennifer
Yes. And I thought, thought, this is a lot more widespread than I realize.
Angie
I remember that flight because they were young.
Jennifer
Yes.
Angie
Really got. And we were like, oh, my gosh, they're not Fox Newsers. They're like gen zers.
Jennifer
Yeah.
Angie
And it was like, it was jarring. I mean, I remember I was in turmoil the whole way.
Jennifer
Yeah. Because he's just like, if you have to wear a T shirt telling Everybody that you think you're a big boy, Right. You're not a big boy.
Angie
No.
Jennifer
And Trump would be the candidate for you.
Angie
You Absolutely.
Jennifer
You're a titty baby that likes to sit around and be a victim and whine about how mean everybody's been to you. And Trump, I mean, is the queen of being a whining, whinging, little titty baby. But all of this reminds me, you know, this is just. This is the party of white trash.
Angie
White trash.
Jennifer
White trash supremacy. They are supreme. And being trash.
Angie
Yeah, well, and white supremacy, too. All of the above. It's perfect moniker.
Jennifer
I know, I know. It's just. It's so daunting for our international listeners. Like, the heaviness of waking up and being American right now. It's a lot. And I just. I think people are like, what can we do? And I think we have to, like, we have to keep fighting for our First Amendment, keep pointing out the fuckery and just hope that we can hold until the midterms. And then when the midterms come, it better be a blue wave and they need to impeach immediately.
Angie
Immediately. Like the day after their.
Jennifer
Immediately.
Angie
Immediately.
Jennifer
Immediately.
Angie
Yeah.
Jennifer
I mean, he's got to go.
Angie
He's got to go. If we make it to the 2026 midterms. I've ran into some people the other day that were talking about it, and they were like, do you think we'll make it to the midterms? And I was like, well, how would.
Jennifer
We not make it? Meaning undo the election. Right.
Angie
Like, elections are federalized by then, and. And all the votes have to go through Elon Musk. You know what I mean? Just all kinds of. That they could do.
Jennifer
Yeah, that's not good. Kylie, do you think we're gonna make it?
Kylie
I hope so.
Jennifer
Let me ask you this.
Kylie
Yeah.
Jennifer
Let me ask you this. If we make it, will you and Anna do a victory photo shoot? Yeah.
Angie
100% like, that would be hard.
Jennifer
Lesbian victory. Yeah.
Kylie
I'm just looking for a reason.
Angie
She's looking for a reason to get tattoos and have photo shoots with her girlfriend.
Jennifer
Let me ask you this pose. Let's say that you met this guy.
Angie
Okay?
Jennifer
Okay. We know you don't really like, you know, to date or people in general, but you meet this guy and he really razzle dazzles you. Okay? He's got a megawatt personality, a rock hard rich as, and just thinks you are the bee's knees.
Angie
Okay.
Jennifer
Okay. And y'all been dating like two years and. And he says I know this is crazy and I know you're going to roll your eyes. I've always wanted a tattoo and I just. And I want to go get one and I want you to get it with me. And he, and, and he just said, I know you think it's stupid, but it would just mean everything to me. You've changed my life. You're my princess. You're my beaver.
Angie
You're my beaver.
Jennifer
You're my dawning of a beaver. All this stuff. And he asked you to get like a little tiny like heart or something near your ankle. Are you a yes or an know?
Angie
First of all, getting to two years with someone is huge.
Jennifer
That's not. That's not what's.
Angie
That's a. I just feel like as I age, the people are playing the take through about how their young skin is so old. I don't think I would.
Jennifer
I'm going to. I think you would.
Angie
You think I would? Maybe on somewhere nobody could see. I can picture the phone, like under the armpit or something.
Jennifer
I can picture the phone call right now because I've received these type of phone calls, calls from you in the past.
Angie
I mean, maybe I would. And say it. We're so in love, I'm almost dead.
Jennifer
Here's what I think the phone call would be. I think you would call and go, don't make fun of me. I know you're going to think I'm stupid and I am stupid. And I can't believe I did this. It's the dumbest thing ever. But what was the guy's name? Randy.
Angie
Randy.
Jennifer
Didn't you want to marry somebody? Randy wanted to get little heart tattoos. And he just made this case for it and he was just so sweet about it. And I just thought, you know what? It. It's tiny. Nobody cares. So I just got the tattoo because it meant a lot to him.
Angie
Yeah, I can see that. I could probably do that.
Jennifer
Yeah, I would really support it. And I would probably hire a photographer to do a photo shoot of it for my Instagram feed. For my personal Instagram feed. I would be like, hello, I would like to book a photographer. Okay. What kind of, what kind of photos are these? It's for my best friend and her life partner. It's a tattoo reveal photo shoot.
Angie
Oh, my gosh, yes. Is it gonna be pink or blue.
Jennifer
Tattoo reveal photo shoot. And then I would roll it out on my Instagram and tag you. And then you would share it, and then I would share it. And we would just keep going on and on.
Angie
I would just keep sharing it until you said, I can do this all day.
Jennifer
All day. Kylie, do we have any. Anything else to report on America's top DEI podcast?
Kylie
No, you just need to plug where people can give us their money and all.
Jennifer
Right, here's how you can give us your money. You can go to Patreon and join our cult. You can buy our merch. You can just subscribe to places. And by supporting us, you hear us read commercials for our sponsors. Support our sponsors. We're trying to get to 1 million subs on YouTube. I think it's going to happen. We've set a goal. Yeah, we are focused on it and we're not going to take no for an answer. The book. Oh, we have a book you can pre order. It's a manifesto.
Angie
It really is a manifesto.
Jennifer
We are crazy psychos.
Angie
Psychopaths.
Jennifer
We read the audio version of it a couple weeks ago.
Angie
Yeah. And then I really confirmed it was a manifesto at that point.
Jennifer
Yeah.
Angie
So anyway, we will see you next Tuesday and Thursday.
Jennifer
I'll tell you what I've had it with.
Angie
Let's hear it.
Jennifer
I've had it with that. Listen up, patriots, gaytriots and natriots. We have a new podcast that has dropped. It's called IHIP News. It's Monday through Friday. Every day, 15 to 20 minute hot takes on the political landscape of the United States of America. Always served with a side of petty grievances.
Angie
We are on all the available platforms, Apple, Spotify, Google, whatever you get your.
Jennifer
Podcasts and YouTube, please go rate, subscribe and review. So that we will chart upwards with America's greatest legal mind. Pumps, pumps. What does an eagle say?
Angie
Caca.
Jennifer
A little bit more enthusiasm.
Angie
Caca.
Jennifer
That's it. That's the patriotism that this country needs right there.
Podcast Summary: "White Trash Supremacy" – I've Had It
Hosts: Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan
Release Date: April 15, 2025
In the "White Trash Supremacy" episode of I've Had It, hosts Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan dive deep into a myriad of societal frustrations, blending humor with sharp social commentary. From everyday annoyances to broader political critiques, the duo addresses topics that resonate with listeners feeling similarly vexed by modern American culture.
Angie's Frustration with "Right" in Conversations
Angie kicks off the episode by expressing her irritation with strangers ending sentences with the word "right." She describes the pressure it creates, making her second-guess her agreement or understanding during casual small talk.
"[03:24] Angie: You have to build up a relationship before you can be a 'right.' I just don't like it. It's ridiculous."
Jennifer's Insight on Building Relationships
Jennifer adds to the conversation, highlighting that the use of "right" should come after establishing a connection.
"[03:26] Jennifer: To become a 'we' before you can be a 'right.'"
The hosts agree that such verbal tics are more appropriate among close acquaintances rather than strangers, emphasizing a desire for more genuine interactions.
Annoyances with Digital Interfaces
Jennifer transitions to tech-related frustrations, specifically targeting the intrusive and unpredictable behavior of certain websites on mobile devices.
"[06:08] Jennifer: Why do we have screens jumping around when your finger is not on them? The only thing that makes sense to me is MAGA is doing this to keep people dumb and prevent people from reading."
[Timestamps: 06:13 - 07:18]
Political Underpinnings
Angie supports Jennifer's theory, suggesting that such digital manipulations align with the broader tactics used by the MAGA movement to control information and maintain a less informed populace.
"[07:26] Angie: I can't remember if I noticed it before Trump, if it happened before."
[07:28] Angie: ...the world wasn't exploding and the global economy wasn't crashing."
The Intersection of Politics and Healthcare
Jennifer and Angie delve into the contentious topic of selecting healthcare providers based on political affiliations. They argue that such decisions are petty and undermine the expertise of medical professionals.
"[07:54] Jennifer: This is petty, this is partisan, this is immature."
[08:11] Jennifer: Doctors are experts. The fact they align with an administration that undermines expertise tells me these experts are not anybody I want to have anything to do with my health."
[Timestamps: 07:18 - 10:48]
Real-Life Implications
Both hosts share personal anecdotes about their physicians' political stances, highlighting how these affiliations impact their trust and relationship with healthcare providers.
"[09:36] Angie: All my doctors are all liberal Democrats, even my vet."
[09:59] Angie: ...my family doctor, but after the COVID vaccine issues, part of her practice philosophy was, 'If you do not believe in vaccines, you cannot be a part of this practice.'"
[10:48] Angie and Jennifer discuss Gen Z’s workplace behaviors stemming from hyper-helix parenting.
[Timestamps: 07:18 - 10:48]
Early-Terminations and Workplace Expectations
The conversation shifts to workplace dynamics, particularly focusing on how Gen Z graduates are being fired shortly after hiring due to perceived unprofessional behavior such as tardiness and laziness.
"[10:48] Angie: ...you have a performance-based situation. Nobody gives a fuck about your feelings in business."
[11:36] Jennifer: ...hyper helicopter style parenting is to blame here."
[Timestamps: 10:48 - 12:42]
Cultural Clash and Reality Check
Jennifer and Angie critique the disconnect between Gen Z’s upbringing and the demands of the professional world, suggesting that excessive pampering and lack of accountability are to blame for these swift dismissals.
Dog Intelligence and Communication
Jennifer introduces a lighter topic by discussing the intelligence of dogs, particularly the ability of the smartest dogs to understand up to 250 words.
"[11:36] Jennifer: ...I've fostered an environment with my Frenchies where we have conversations."
[12:42] Angie: ...he is defiant because... he do the toilet and he unwraps the whole thing."
[Timestamps: 12:42 - 16:15]
Humorous Anecdotes
The hosts share humorous stories about their pets, highlighting both the intelligence and stubbornness that make them endearing yet challenging companions.
"[15:36] Jennifer: ...they looked a little embarrassed after I talked to them about it."
[16:15] Kylie: ...she's defiant."
[16:11] Angie: Like Ollie, my dog, understands words but is defiant."
[Timestamps: 12:42 - 16:15]
Engaging with the Audience
Jennifer and Angie interact with listener submissions, including humorous reviews and social media posts. They address various topics ranging from petty grievances to social observations.
"[16:36] Kylie: ...five stars titled 'Transparency'... money will go towards a new outfit from Gucci and a trip to Italy."
[21:02] Jennifer: ...that is just hashtag."
[26:07] Angie: ...people were like, you can still get it from vaginal."
[Timestamps: 16:15 - 59:02]
Humorous Takes
The hosts infuse humor into their discussions about listener posts, often exaggerating scenarios to comedic effect while still conveying their underlying frustrations.
"[21:52] Jennifer: That's exactly why we adopted the beaver."
[29:44] Angie: ...it's so dumb."
[Timestamps: 21:15 - 59:02]
Anti-Trump and MAGA Sentiments
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to vehement criticism of Donald Trump and the MAGA movement. Jennifer and Angie express deep frustration with what they perceive as the negative influence of these groups on American society.
"[23:08] Angie: How could you not know that? How did you miss that?"
[28:36] Jennifer: ...this is a red light warning."
[33:05] Jennifer: We are sharped. Don't let the DEI fool you."
[58:17] Angie: White trash supremacy. They are supreme."
[Timestamps: 16:15 - 59:02]
Concerns Over Social Issues
The hosts touch upon various social issues, including trans rights, anti-vaccination sentiments, and the impact of political decisions on everyday life. They advocate for inclusivity and criticize what they see as shallow or harmful societal behaviors.
"[34:51] Jennifer: Trans people have existed since the beginning of our species."
[38:36] Angie: ...Stay in your lane."
[43:07] Jennifer: Here's what I have to say. She's spot on."
[Timestamps: 34:12 - 59:04]
Calls to Action
Towards the end of the discussion, Jennifer and Angie encourage listeners to remain vigilant, support their political stances, and participate in upcoming elections to counteract the influences they oppose.
"[58:58] Jennifer: Let us hold until the midterms."
[59:02] Angie: He’s got to go."
[59:04] Angie and Jennifer: Immediately."
[Timestamps: 58:17 - 59:04]
Critique of Casual Attire in Public
In the latter part of the episode, Jennifer and Angie debate the appropriateness of wearing casual attire like pajama pants in public settings such as grocery stores and airports. They argue that such fashion choices project a negative image and lack of effort.
"[52:12] Jennifer: People going places like the grocery store, even restaurants in plaid or Looney Tune or Disney pajama pants. Yes, there is nothing that irks me more."
[55:13] Angie: ...people wear pajama pants everywhere, [they] are probably people who voted for Trump."*
Generational Differences in Fashion Standards
The discussion highlights a generational divide in perceptions of appropriate public attire, with Jennifer and Angie advocating for more polished and intentional dressing as a reflection of personal respect and societal standards.
"[57:14] Angie: I remember that flight because they were young really got. And we were like, oh my gosh, they're not Fox Newsers. They're like Gen Zers."
[58:23] Angie: White trash supremacy. They are supreme."
[Timestamps: 52:12 - 59:59]
"White Trash Supremacy" is a blend of comedic frustration and earnest social commentary. Jennifer and Angie tackle everything from minor daily annoyances to significant political and social issues, all the while maintaining a humorous and engaging dialogue. Their candid discussions offer listeners a chance to laugh at shared grievances while reflecting on the broader societal challenges they face.
Jennifer on Digital Manipulation:
"[06:13] Jennifer: ...the only thing that makes sense to me is MAGA is doing this to keep people dumb and to prevent people from reading."
Angie on Workplace Expectations:
"[10:48] Angie: ...nobody gives a fuck about your feelings in business."
Jennifer on Dog Intelligence:
"[12:42] Jennifer: ...we have conversations, we talk each evening."
Angie on Professional Photography:
"[40:27] Angie: ...are you like, are you announcing something? Are you getting engaged after a few months?"
Jennifer on Trans Rights:
"[35:00] Jennifer: Trans people have existed since the beginning of our species. They exist in every single country, every single time period."
Angie on Pajama Pants:
"[52:12] Jennifer:...nothing that irks me more... probably people who voted for Trump."
Note: This summary is based on a transcript provided and represents the main discussions and sentiments expressed by the hosts during the episode.