Andy Cohen & John Hill: Adjoining Rooms & Jelly Beans

Summary

Podcast Summary: Jeff Lewis Has Issues - Episode Featuring Andy Cohen & John Hill

Title: Andy Cohen & John Hill: Adjoining Rooms & Jelly Beans
Hosts/Guests: Jeff Lewis, Andy Cohen, John Hill, Shane Douglas
Release Date: February 21, 2025

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1. Introduction and Recent Show Activities

The episode kicks off with Jeff Lewis emphasizing the relentless nature of drama in his life, setting the tone for an open and candid discussion.

• Jeff Lewis [00:00]: "When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops."

Andy Cohen and John Hill join Jeff from New York City, excited about their recent recording sessions and upcoming activities.

• Andy Cohen [00:22]: "Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis Has Issues. In today's episode, Andy Cohen and John Hill join the show from New York City."

They recount their experiences from the "Whisper Wednesday" show, where callers had to whisper secrets, leading to some unexpected and life-changing revelations.

• Jeff Lewis [00:38]: "We got such good secrets. I mean, really, like life-changing secrets."

2. Financial Missteps and Security Measures

John Hill shares a personal anecdote about his car lease mishap, highlighting the importance of financial vigilance.

• John Hill [02:03]: "I got reposed. Babe, I was paying my bill every single month."

This leads to a broader conversation about financial security, with Jeff and Andy discussing the necessity of monitoring accounts and protecting personal information, especially in the digital age dominated by figures like Elon Musk.

• Jeff Lewis [02:34]: "But it's funny that you said that, because now that Elon Musk has all of our information, I was like, you know what? I just did two-factor authentication."

3. Hotel Room Mishaps and Roommate Dynamics

A significant portion of the episode delves into the awkward situation arising from booking adjoining hotel rooms. Andy Cohen narrates an incident where he inadvertently enters his roommate Shane Douglas's room late at night, leading to misunderstandings and tension.

• Andy Cohen [03:18]: "Most of the time, if I'm bringing Monroe and my hot nanny, Lisa, I have an adjoining bedroom."

The conversation humorously explores boundaries, privacy concerns, and the challenges of sharing spaces, especially when unexpected situations occur.

• Shane Douglas [07:51]: "I think it should be understood that I don't want you in there."

4. Navigating Promotional Policies on the Show

Andy Cohen discusses the show's stance on promoting products, emphasizing authenticity and personal endorsement. He highlights the importance of only promoting products he genuinely uses and believes in, maintaining trust with the audience.

• Andy Cohen [15:03]: "So I use ZipRecruiter, I use Vena, I use Leah Black, I use Boox. I do all those Army Lou. I don't promote shit that I might personally do not use."

The hosts engage in a light-hearted debate about product promotions, sprinkle cookies, and the challenges of maintaining the show's integrity while integrating sponsorships.

• Andy Cohen [14:14]: "They were so. They're so fresh."

5. Parenting and Family Life

The discussion shifts to parenting, with Andy and Jeff sharing their experiences raising children. Topics include managing children's screen time, encouraging reading, and handling childhood behaviors.

• Andy Cohen [25:02]: "But who cares?"

They explore innovative methods to foster reading habits in children, such as using Apple TV with subtitles to engage reluctant readers.

• Andy Cohen [26:01]: "I'll find a show she likes, and then you put the subtitles on."

The conversation also touches on disciplining children with humor and maintaining open communication.

• Andy Cohen [27:29]: "I sure have punished him for saying that, but I discipline plenty."

6. Upcoming Events: Chump Con

A significant segment is dedicated to promoting the upcoming "Chump Con," an exclusive event featuring live shows and preferred seating options. Andy Cohen and Jeff Lewis discuss ticketing options, event logistics, and the challenges of securing insurance due to the high-profile nature of attendees.

• Andy Cohen [29:20]: "And so now you don't necessarily have to buy the gold package or the platinum package. You can buy a simple general admission."

Jeff praises the event’s strategic rollout, likening it to the inaugural BravoCon, and emphasizes the personalized attention attendees will receive.

• Jeff Lewis [30:11]: "Next year people will say, wow, people will be very happy next year. This is great."

7. Light-Hearted Banter and Final Thoughts

Towards the end, the hosts engage in playful banter about body image and self-perception, addressing topics like body dysmorphia with humor.

• Jeff Lewis [32:56]: "People with bodies like John have body dysmorphia."

The episode wraps up with casual conversations about daily life, technology usage, and maintaining relationships, leaving listeners with a blend of humor and relatable content.

• Andy Cohen [33:06]: "Thanks for listening. If you want more of this, listen to Jeff Lewis Live every weekday on SiriusXM, as well as the Jeff Lewis Channel, exclusively on the SiriusXM app."

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Jeff Lewis [00:00]: "When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops."
• Andy Cohen [00:22]: "Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis Has Issues."
• John Hill [02:03]: "I got reposed. Babe, I was paying my bill every single month."
• Jeff Lewis [02:34]: "I just did two-factor authentication."
• Andy Cohen [15:03]: "I don't promote shit that I might personally do not use."
• Andy Cohen [26:01]: "I'll find a show she likes, and then you put the subtitles on."
• Jeff Lewis [30:11]: "Next year people will say, wow, people will be very happy next year. This is great."
• Jeff Lewis [32:56]: "People with bodies like John have body dysmorphia."
• Andy Cohen [33:06]: "Thanks for listening. If you want more of this, listen to Jeff Lewis Live every weekday on SiriusXM."

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Conclusion

This episode of "Jeff Lewis Has Issues" offers a blend of personal anecdotes, humorous exchanges, and insightful discussions on topics ranging from financial mishaps and security to parenting and event planning. Andy Cohen and John Hill provide entertaining and relatable content, enriched by Jeff Lewis's unfiltered honesty. Notable moments include candid admissions about financial oversights, humorous takes on roommate dynamics, and genuine discussions about parenting challenges. The episode culminates with exciting promotions for upcoming events, ensuring listeners are both entertained and informed.

Transcript

[Jeff Lewis]

When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops.

[Andy Cohen]

I mean, I'm doing charity right now.

[John Hill]

I think that twice in one year you're doing charity.

[Andy Cohen]

Yes, twice in a year. What was the first one you went.

[John Hill]

To dinner with me.

[Andy Cohen]

Do people want to be in your circle? Buy your way into friendship with Jeff Lewis? I think people are trying to get out.

[Jeff Lewis]

When I first started coming here, I was like, Jeff Lewis. Jeff Lewis has issues.

[Andy Cohen]

Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis Has Issues. In today's episode, Andy Cohen and John Hill join the show from New York City. We talk about adjoining rooms, sneaking food, and body dysmorphia. Hey, guys, I know you just came from another show and you've already two hours into this, right?

[John Hill]

We've been recording a lot of shit today.

[Jeff Lewis]

You know what? We did our second annual Whisper Wednesday show today where we whisper for the entire hour and everyone who calls in has to whisper and they have to tell us secrets. We got such good secrets. I mean, really, like life changing secrets.

[John Hill]

A mom who thinks she's a lesbian.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes. A mom of four who was like a secret lesbian, a cheater, all this stuff. But anyway, we trashed our voices a little bit.

[John Hill]

And this is like the walk in refrigerator at Costco. It's so cold.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know, so cold.

[John Hill]

But I like it.

[Andy Cohen]

It keeps us away.

[John Hill]

My favorite department of Costco.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't.

[Andy Cohen]

Do you live here now?

[John Hill]

I'm here for this month.

[Andy Cohen]

Okay. Are you subletting or something?

[John Hill]

Yeah.

[Andy Cohen]

What. What did you do with your apartment?

[John Hill]

It's sitting there. Waste, getting, not used, getting ash in it.

[Andy Cohen]

What about your Tiquan?

[John Hill]

That is parked at Mariah Smith's house.

[Andy Cohen]

Oh, okay.

[John Hill]

House.

[Andy Cohen]

Oh, it's a Taos. Oh, I thought you had the Tiquan. Oh, it's Julie Cunningham has the Tiquan.

[John Hill]

Yes.

[Andy Cohen]

Did you ever have a T Quan I I.

[John Hill]

What's a Taquan?

[Shane Douglas]

It's a Volks Volkswagen suv. Oh, cute for lesbians.

[John Hill]

Oh, I got the exact. Once my lease was up, I. I got the exact same car, but just a little bit upgraded with better wheels and a sunroof.

[Andy Cohen]

Oh, good, they let you upgrade. Because I thought you had a couple dings in your credit when you forgot to make your payments. No, you cleaned it up. You cleaned it up.

[John Hill]

No, I cleaned it up. That was in the first year of that lease, so they forgot by the third.

[Andy Cohen]

No, you don't know this. His car got repossessed.

[John Hill]

I got reposed. Babe, I was paying my bill every single month. Yes, but my bank account that I Had entered was one digit off, so it was never.

[Shane Douglas]

So you weren't paying your bill every month?

[John Hill]

So I wasn't paying it, but I thought I was.

[Andy Cohen]

That's terrible.

[John Hill]

And so all of a sudden, the.

[Jeff Lewis]

Car was gone, but then you had extra money in your account every month. How did you not notice that?

[John Hill]

I'm not Balanc. Like, I'm just going, yeah, it looks about right.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, my God.

[Andy Cohen]

I imagine after what happened to you before, balance your accounts every day.

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't. But it's funny that you said that, because now that Elon Musk has all of our information, I was like, you know what? I just did two factor authentication. Like every. I just did some protective measures.

[John Hill]

I froze my credit score because the minute he took over, it said my security number was on the dark web.

[Jeff Lewis]

There you go.

[Andy Cohen]

I check my accounts every day. I check my credit cards every day. And I. But. And I have. I've caught fraud so many times. Oh, yeah. I've caught it within, like, two or three charges, and then, bam, we shut down the card. Right, Shane?

[Shane Douglas]

Yeah.

[Andy Cohen]

Now, I do need to clarify something, because when I checked into my hotel. Now, I have been there many times.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Andy Cohen]

Most of the time, if I'm bringing Monroe and my hot nanny, Lisa, I have an adjoining bedroom, right? So I get the suite with the second adjoining bedroom. So when we book. You booked the reservations. I want to be very clear. You booked them.

[Shane Douglas]

I did.

[Andy Cohen]

So when we checked in, I said to him, I said, get a separate hotel room for you and Keyan, and then I'll take my usual whatever is corner suite.

[Shane Douglas]

Corner suite.

[Andy Cohen]

So when we checked in, it was adjoining rooms. And these two looked at me like I was some sort of pervert, and I did not.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wait, hold on. It was adjoining rooms. Are you not with Monroe this trip?

[Andy Cohen]

No.

[Jeff Lewis]

So the adjoining. Hold on. You have an to join. Hold on first. Hold on. Let me unpack this. Are Shane and Kean sharing a room?

[Andy Cohen]

Well, they have two double beds.

[Shane Douglas]

Oh, two queens for the two queens.

[Andy Cohen]

It's 800 a night. I'm not doing, like, two rooms for them.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay?

[John Hill]

Why don't you just get a king bed? Just call it a night.

[Shane Douglas]

I'm not a cuddler, okay? Oh, not with key.

[Jeff Lewis]

All right, well, that's an HR issue.

[Andy Cohen]

John, I want to be very clear. I. When I told you to book it, I never said adjoining rooms, and I.

[Shane Douglas]

Didn'T ask for adjoining rooms.

[Jeff Lewis]

Do you feel like they're blaming you.

[Andy Cohen]

For the I'm a pervert? Well, and all I said, we're gonna.

[Shane Douglas]

Blame you for walking into the room at 2 in the morning.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wait a minute. Did you walk in the room at 2 in the morning?

[Andy Cohen]

Andy, it was not 2. And let me explain myself.

[Shane Douglas]

It was 2.

[John Hill]

Did you knock?

[Andy Cohen]

It was not 2 because I went to bed at 1.

[Jeff Lewis]

What were you wearing?

[Andy Cohen]

Nothing. Shorts and a T shirt. It wasn't like I was naked.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why did you go in there?

[Andy Cohen]

I wanted to tuck him in. No, I. What happened was, is I was ready to go to bed.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Andy Cohen]

And I thought, I'm gonna go lock my door. So I. And I. When I. And I'm glad I did, because the deadbolt wasn't locked and that other little latch wasn't locked.

[Shane Douglas]

Yeah.

[Andy Cohen]

And I pressed the privacy button, so that way a housekeeper wouldn't walk in.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Andy Cohen]

So then I thought, oh, the boys, I bet they didn't lock their door. Okay, so.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, that's a boy issue. You leave that to the boys.

[Andy Cohen]

So the door was. Were open. So. And I noticed the light was on.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, boy.

[Andy Cohen]

So when I walked in, I went into the door and I deadbolted and I did the latch and I pressed the privacy button and I walked right.

[Jeff Lewis]

By the way, were the boys doing when you walked in?

[Andy Cohen]

Well, I didn't realize Shane was asleep.

[Shane Douglas]

I was trying to be asleep. I was trying to sleep.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Andy Cohen]

I thought Kian was asleep, but it turned out he was not asleep. He was lying on his bed, thump.

[John Hill]

Thump, thump, thump, quack.

[Andy Cohen]

While he was FaceTiming some girl. Ew.

[John Hill]

Oh, my God.

[Andy Cohen]

But I didn't know that. I thought he was asleep. You were angry with him this morning because he FaceTimed that girl for how long?

[Shane Douglas]

Two hours.

[John Hill]

That is so disappointing.

[Shane Douglas]

Two hours.

[John Hill]

Annoying. If you have a roommate, you don't stay up all night doing that.

[Andy Cohen]

Well, I have to tell you. So Shane and I.

[John Hill]

Was it sensual?

[Andy Cohen]

Something was going on? Because when we got back at 11 o'clock from Polo Bar, you were sitting in, just a towel on the bed, facetiming her slut. Just a towel.

[Jeff Lewis]

What are the HR policies? I mean, what. What is the setup here? Wow. Okay.

[John Hill]

That's kind of hot.

[Andy Cohen]

So Keon says this morning, what were you doing in our room? And, like, accusatory, as if I was watching you or something. I just went in to lock the door, I think. I didn't even ask for a join.

[Shane Douglas]

Who knows what your intentions were? You walked in, you saw he was awake. You didn't know that he would be awake. And then you were like, oh, I'm locking the door. And then you left.

[Andy Cohen]

You're an asshole. I locked my door and then I.

[Jeff Lewis]

Asked you, isn't that a boy issue?

[Andy Cohen]

Because I'll tell you why.

[Shane Douglas]

A robber would have to get to.

[Jeff Lewis]

Both of them to get to you.

[Andy Cohen]

No, it was all they have to do is they walk in, they make a left, and they could go right to my room.

[Shane Douglas]

You can see he's on FaceTime.

[Andy Cohen]

What's the point of me locking my door if they don't lock their door.

[Jeff Lewis]

Because there's two of them in there?

[Andy Cohen]

You would hear, the person is looking for me.

[Jeff Lewis]

No, it's not what I think.

[Shane Douglas]

They're trying to find me.

[Jeff Lewis]

If the person went in and was trying to bludgeon you, you would hear these two being bludgeoned and you would stop it.

[Shane Douglas]

They would have to get through me, and that's harder.

[Andy Cohen]

So I just don't.

[Jeff Lewis]

Duh.

[Andy Cohen]

That's why I just wanted to make it very clear that I did not ask for the adjoining rooms.

[Shane Douglas]

I know that.

[Andy Cohen]

And also when the guy came.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, because you didn't ask for anything. Cause he booked it. Right.

[Andy Cohen]

I said book two rooms. I said book me the suite.

[Jeff Lewis]

But no, he's booking everything. Then it shouldn't be any question about what you asked for.

[Shane Douglas]

But what you did with those connecting rooms, that's on you. I might have accidentally gotten the rooms. But if you are going through.

[Jeff Lewis]

You mean him. Pitter pattering in your room. Chair.

[Andy Cohen]

Two doors. Two doors. Mine is open and yours is open. So if you didn't want me in there, close the door.

[Shane Douglas]

I think it should be understood that I don't want you in there.

[John Hill]

First order of business on your end is to deadbolt him.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, I agree.

[Shane Douglas]

Keep.

[Jeff Lewis]

Keep her out.

[John Hill]

Like first order business.

[Jeff Lewis]

Like, I would. I would have.

[John Hill]

Yeah. I would have closed that door asap. A chair up.

[Jeff Lewis]

Because, by the way, then you don't have adjoining rooms.

[Shane Douglas]

Right?

[John Hill]

Barricade.

[Jeff Lewis]

You both have your doors open. Because by the way, Jeff, you could have texted the boys.

[John Hill]

Yeah.

[Andy Cohen]

Hey.

[John Hill]

Lock your door.

[Jeff Lewis]

Hey, fellas.

[John Hill]

To lock the door.

[Andy Cohen]

This is not a big deal. I don't know why you're making this up.

[Shane Douglas]

It's only a big deal because you got caught. Yeah, you thought that you could just sneak on in.

[Andy Cohen]

Caught doing what?

[Jeff Lewis]

Exactly. That's what we don't know.

[Andy Cohen]

Did you see me walk in?

[Shane Douglas]

Yeah, Keon did.

[Andy Cohen]

I thought you were a.

[Shane Douglas]

He's the one who called you out this morning. You thought you got away with it.

[Andy Cohen]

There's nothing to get away with this.

[John Hill]

Makes you're peeping Tom.

[Jeff Lewis]

Feels weird.

[Andy Cohen]

Okay.

[Shane Douglas]

Peeping, jowl, object.

[Andy Cohen]

Well, the guy brings in the coffee every morning and I.

[Jeff Lewis]

The boys, there's a lot of.

[Andy Cohen]

No, the waiter.

[Shane Douglas]

Whatever.

[Andy Cohen]

The waiter. What are some. What is the bellhop. Okay, whatever bellhop.

[Jeff Lewis]

But he stud the escort.

[Andy Cohen]

He brings in the coffee in the morning and the three of us are sitting at the dining room table. And I could tell he's got lots of questions.

[John Hill]

I'm sure.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm sure he does.

[John Hill]

How much are these boys being paid?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes. What is the arrangement?

[Andy Cohen]

Let me ask you guys. So you're now living in New York for the month?

[John Hill]

Yeah.

[Andy Cohen]

Do all these elevators freak you out? I have a fear of elevators.

[Jeff Lewis]

I never think about it once.

[Andy Cohen]

You don't?

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't think about an elevator one time.

[Andy Cohen]

I don't like being in there because I took an elevator by myself today.

[Shane Douglas]

What?

[Andy Cohen]

I know, I press the button and everything. 36.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow.

[Andy Cohen]

But yesterday there was something funky with the elevator in our hotel. And so I got on at 52, right? We stop at and with two other people, then we stop at 49 and another guy gets on.

[John Hill]

This is the New York thing with elevators. In the morning at a hotel, you. You have to leave like 30 minutes early because it's like rush hour in LA. Everyone's getting on at like 9am you're right. 30, 10. And it's. It doesn't matter how nice the hotel.

[Andy Cohen]

I have a trick because I've been staying at that hotel.

[John Hill]

Stairs.

[Andy Cohen]

I. No.

[Shane Douglas]

52 flights.

[Andy Cohen]

Service elevator.

[John Hill]

Oh, we've done that before.

[Andy Cohen]

Yeah, I always hit the service elevator in addition to the elevator. So that's my hack.

[John Hill]

Double duty.

[Andy Cohen]

So I got to 40. Someone else gets on, door closes, we don't move. Oh. And I said, and so there's five of us in there, all dudes. And I said, oh, okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

I like where this is going.

[John Hill]

Was there an adjoining look?

[Andy Cohen]

And I said, were you like, hey.

[Jeff Lewis]

I got two boys in my adjoining room.

[Shane Douglas]

Come on, take it back to 52.

[John Hill]

My girlfriend's in.

[Andy Cohen]

Jerk.

[Shane Douglas]

Right.

[Andy Cohen]

So I said, does anyone feel this moving? And they're like, no, it's not moving.

[Shane Douglas]

What were you talking about?

[Andy Cohen]

And so then I hit it.

[Jeff Lewis]

Right?

[Andy Cohen]

But it's interesting how people just don't do shit. Like they're just sitting there standing there.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, there's two types of people, right?

[Andy Cohen]

Yes. Fixers.

[Shane Douglas]

I'm very trusting. If I hit the button, that's where we're going to go.

[Andy Cohen]

I hit the button, the door opens. I hit it again, close. And I press all the buttons with the L and the four and all. Again. No, because I was going to eight. They were going to the lobby. I hit eight. I hit the lobby again. We're sitting there, and it's not moving. And I said, it's not moving, right? They said, it's not moving. I'm like, I'm getting out. And I hit and open. And all four of them just follow me, right?

[Shane Douglas]

You stressed everyone out.

[Jeff Lewis]

You could have stayed on their side.

[Andy Cohen]

I said, I'm getting out of here. I don't trust this elevator. Then. So they all follow me. And then I go to the service elevator. They all follow me. It's like sheep, right? Like, they all follow me to the service elevator.

[John Hill]

People want to follow your lead and.

[Andy Cohen]

Emulate you, but how long would they have just been standing there?

[John Hill]

Maybe they're here outside the door.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, exactly.

[John Hill]

They're in their room.

[Jeff Lewis]

Are they sleeping? Anybody?

[Andy Cohen]

So you don't get freaked out by these elevators?

[Jeff Lewis]

I don't think about it.

[Andy Cohen]

I do not think. It's all I think about.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. I don't. I take the subway. I don't think about that. I take the elevators. I don't. It's not really.

[John Hill]

My road rage has transferred to sidewalk rage in New York. It's the same. I get mad at people who can't walk right on their phone. I just. I'm like, who taught you to walk, you dumbass?

[Andy Cohen]

I walk with purpose. And that's the other thing. Keon, you want to do your fucking impression of me right now? I walk with purpose in New York. I drive with purpose, and I walk with purpose.

[John Hill]

That's what you should.

[Andy Cohen]

Yeah, go ahead and do your impression, asshole.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, he's stopping. Oh, my God. That's stopping. Like a. Like a bitchy girl.

[John Hill]

Yeah, that was actually. You could maybe be a little swishier.

[Jeff Lewis]

I know.

[Shane Douglas]

I think it's less.

[Andy Cohen]

I'm not swishy. I'm not swishy.

[Shane Douglas]

No, you're stompy.

[Jeff Lewis]

Stompy.

[Andy Cohen]

I am. I am stompy.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're right. Stompy. That's fine.

[Shane Douglas]

Except for when we were walking home last night and it started to snow and it was icy, so he did have to grab my arm.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, that's sweet.

[Shane Douglas]

The whole five.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, yeah, it did. When I left last night, it was snowing.

[Andy Cohen]

It was pretty beautiful. Although, side to Silva is going to make fun of me because, I mean, I was wrapped up like I was in the middle of Antarctica, and she was. She's like, what are you wearing? And I had a hat. I had gloves. I had this huge coat. I'm like, it's freezing. And she's. Yeah, she's.

[Shane Douglas]

It was like 39 degrees.

[Jeff Lewis]

Who did you all have dinner with?

[Andy Cohen]

I went to Polo Bar with side to Silva and Jen Fessler.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow.

[Andy Cohen]

Jen Fessler is a good time.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, she's fun.

[Andy Cohen]

She's really fun. And then who else was there? Oh, we saw.

[Shane Douglas]

Okay.

[Andy Cohen]

We saw Dorinda.

[Jeff Lewis]

We entered her at a different table.

[Shane Douglas]

Yeah.

[Andy Cohen]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Andy Cohen]

And then we saw Sydney Sweeney. We saw. Who's the other one? Amanda Cypher.

[Shane Douglas]

Eden.

[Andy Cohen]

Yeah. We saw Nick and Vanessa Lachey. We saw Joey Patton. Yeah. Wow.

[Shane Douglas]

It was popping.

[Andy Cohen]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Boy band night.

[Andy Cohen]

It really was. Well, and I had to tell Joan. Jen Fessler, because he came out, you know, Nick and Vanessa came over and said hi and Joey's with them. So I'd never met Joey and either did Jen Fessler. So then they walk away to their table and Jen's like, I really. I really want a picture with Joey. I'm gonna go over. I said, no, you're not. Oh, God. I said, you are not. You are not moving. And sigh's like, I'm not letting you out of this booth.

[Jeff Lewis]

Right?

[Andy Cohen]

Yeah, you're not going over there. So thank God for us.

[Shane Douglas]

Thank God for stomped her.

[Andy Cohen]

Do you find? Because I was thinking about you guys this morning. So you know how you've got guests on your shows and they come in to promote their products, right?

[John Hill]

Yeah, I don't let them do that, but yes.

[Shane Douglas]

We talked about sprinkle cookies for half an hour on there.

[Jeff Lewis]

What's to talk about?

[Andy Cohen]

Oh, my God, Ben would love them. They are so good.

[Jeff Lewis]

Melissa's sprinkle. Yeah, I've had them.

[Andy Cohen]

They're delicious.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, they're good.

[Andy Cohen]

Oh, so you.

[Shane Douglas]

They show up soft.

[Jeff Lewis]

What?

[Andy Cohen]

They're so.

[John Hill]

I.

[Andy Cohen]

They're so fresh.

[John Hill]

That's my trademark. That's my trademark. It doesn't get hard.

[Andy Cohen]

You didn't. So you didn't. You're not a sprinkle cookie person.

[Jeff Lewis]

I love sprinkle cookies.

[Shane Douglas]

Okay, Theresa, I've never had.

[Jeff Lewis]

I love sprinkle cookies.

[Andy Cohen]

I thought they were real good.

[Jeff Lewis]

I'm not saying anything about them. I don't know what you talked about for a half an hour about them.

[Shane Douglas]

They were delectable.

[Andy Cohen]

They were. They were delicious.

[John Hill]

Are these tiny little things.

[Andy Cohen]

No, they're sprinkled big and soft. Anyway, so back to people's products.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Andy Cohen]

So the thing is, is that with. With listeners I only promote what I use and really like. Right. And so they trust me.

[John Hill]

Yes.

[Andy Cohen]

So I use ZipRecruiter, I use Vena, I use Leah Black, I use Boox. I do all those Army Lou. I don't promote shit that I might personally do not use.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Andy Cohen]

Or love. Like when Melissa walked in, no affiliation, her lips were like, big and plump and pretty and glossy. And she goes, oh, I have this lip oil on. And so I'm like, what is that? I want to buy it from Monroe. And then everyone else buys it because I believe in it.

[John Hill]

You wanted to buy your daughter big, happy lips.

[Andy Cohen]

What? Yeah, she loves. She's got all kinds of makeup.

[Jeff Lewis]

How old is she?

[Andy Cohen]

It's number seven. She's eight.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow.

[Andy Cohen]

Yeah.

[John Hill]

Okay.

[Shane Douglas]

She likes glam.

[Andy Cohen]

You don't do that with your kids. Like, if I'm walking down the streets of New York, I'm like, that would be cute for her. Or that would be. You don't do that.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, yeah, I don't. I don't. I haven't explored with makeup with Lucy.

[Andy Cohen]

She's only three.

[John Hill]

Yeah. My three year old would look great with a gorgeous set of sucking up.

[Jeff Lewis]

Your lips need to be. Yeah, yeah. Your lips need to be tits.

[John Hill]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Right?

[Andy Cohen]

Let's pad that ass.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[John Hill]

And some heels.

[Andy Cohen]

She loves a lip gloss, so I thought the lip oil would be perfect. Annie, you liked lip oil, right? Well, yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's for adult ladies. Melissa is a housewife.

[Andy Cohen]

He put it on. It looked great.

[Shane Douglas]

It looked really good on me.

[Jeff Lewis]

No doubt.

[Andy Cohen]

It looked really good. It wasn't overly glossy.

[Jeff Lewis]

You're not eight.

[Shane Douglas]

I feel eight.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[John Hill]

Shane's a whore.

[Shane Douglas]

No, absolutely.

[John Hill]

You don't want to put your daughter. Make her tart it up like Shane.

[Andy Cohen]

So the point is, then what happens is when someone comes in with the product that you don't like, I'm like, this is right. Like, I can't. I can't promote.

[Jeff Lewis]

So what do you do about that?

[Andy Cohen]

Well, you don't promote it. And then you get. And then you get a call.

[Shane Douglas]

I think I'm gonna get another one now. Thank you.

[Andy Cohen]

No, we don't know we're talking. No one knows what we're talking about. So then you get a call from, you know, the team and why didn't you promote it?

[John Hill]

You didn't promote it at all?

[Andy Cohen]

No, not really.

[John Hill]

Okay, you mentioned it.

[Andy Cohen]

Maybe. Now I mentioned.

[John Hill]

See, that's enough.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Andy Cohen]

I don't know. Maybe it's a great product. I don't. I've never seen it. I'VE never used it. I don't know. But I can't sell it if I don't believe it.

[John Hill]

That's fair.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, by the way, they're not paying for an integration, so.

[Andy Cohen]

I know, but I feel like if you're going to come on the show and you're going to get this early, it will not hear early.

[Jeff Lewis]

Right?

[Andy Cohen]

La early.

[Jeff Lewis]

Right.

[Andy Cohen]

I feel like at least I can do a. Sell your product. Yes, but.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, you could ask a question about it. Could you do that?

[Andy Cohen]

Yeah, we could have.

[John Hill]

I don't think you've done anything wrong. I think people come to your show for.

[Jeff Lewis]

Is it a housewife?

[John Hill]

It is. And I think shows like that, that are.

[Andy Cohen]

We're not playing a guessing game. Okay, stop. Don't answer.

[Jeff Lewis]

It's not a housewife.

[John Hill]

Is it eyes patches?

[Andy Cohen]

What? No, those work. They do work. The Leah Black ones.

[John Hill]

Oh, yeah, I have them.

[Jeff Lewis]

How is Leah Black?

[Andy Cohen]

She's great.

[John Hill]

I love them.

[Jeff Lewis]

I sent her my regards.

[Andy Cohen]

I will. When do we see her again?

[Jeff Lewis]

I almost DM recently, to tell you the truth.

[Shane Douglas]

For what?

[Jeff Lewis]

No, I said to tell you the truth. I almost DM'd her recently. I was thinking about her. It's crazy. Her when she was a juror on the William Kennedy Smith rape trial, and I was a producer at CBS and I had to book a juror, and that was the case that she met Roy Black on. And I was thinking about the other. That the other day, I was like, that's crazy. I was in my 20s and that was a big booking for me. I was like. People in New York were like, wow, Andy got a juror. That's huge. Like. And it was Leah who later became a housewife. That's a crazy story.

[Andy Cohen]

Anyway, that Roy Black was a good get.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes, it was.

[Andy Cohen]

She's smart. Yes, that one.

[John Hill]

I got to get on a jury. You gotta find a husband.

[Shane Douglas]

You do my civic duty more often.

[Andy Cohen]

Yes. John, are you dating? Are you? What?

[John Hill]

No.

[Andy Cohen]

Why?

[Jeff Lewis]

He's single.

[Andy Cohen]

You've got your own calendar, for fuck's sake.

[John Hill]

Oh, yeah. Do you have that calendar hung up?

[Shane Douglas]

Several.

[Andy Cohen]

Well, I have to tell you, when we do games, we give away prizes. I know.

[John Hill]

Doug won one.

[Shane Douglas]

Doug won one.

[Andy Cohen]

God knows what that's been through.

[Jeff Lewis]

What that's been through. That is terrible.

[John Hill]

Yeah.

[Andy Cohen]

He was really excited. So we've given away two calendars, and the first person was, like, very happy about it. But Doug sat there live looking and studying every picture. And there was one where there's vt. There's one which, like, clear have you seen it? Can clear.

[Jeff Lewis]

He doesn't care.

[John Hill]

Keon does care.

[Andy Cohen]

Annie. Did you see it? Yeah. And could you pretty much see his dick?

[John Hill]

I'm sorry.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, my God.

[John Hill]

I did say to Doug, I was like, you might not want to look. I mean, it's kind of weird.

[Shane Douglas]

Why would Doug not want to look?

[John Hill]

I don't know. I've seen that shed he has in his backyard.

[Andy Cohen]

There's two now.

[John Hill]

Oh, God.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, boy.

[John Hill]

One for the live ones, one for the dead one.

[Andy Cohen]

That's been the question.

[Jeff Lewis]

One for the live one, one for the dead one.

[Andy Cohen]

Do you remember how Dahmer almost got caught a few times? Yes, but, yeah, that's kind of the situation where he should be in jail, but he's not.

[Jeff Lewis]

Interesting. Jeff Lewis, live. We get a lot of mileage off of that. We wound up being.

[Andy Cohen]

Oh, we have.

[John Hill]

And then I could be the juror on that trial and find a husband.

[Shane Douglas]

No, your husband wouldn't be.

[Jeff Lewis]

You wouldn't be a witness, babe.

[Andy Cohen]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[John Hill]

That's even hotter.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, you would be.

[John Hill]

Always think there's something shady with her.

[Andy Cohen]

Doug is very smart. He covers his tracks. I think it's gonna be just one of those serial killers that's never caught. But you know, who is gonna get arrested ultimately, which is gonna be great content for the show. Patrick and Paul. It's just a matter of time.

[John Hill]

For what?

[Andy Cohen]

Insurance fraud.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, really?

[Andy Cohen]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Andy Cohen]

Yeah, I think so.

[Shane Douglas]

They either have, like, the worst luck or they're completely scamming people because they get. They get in car, like, car accidents that result in lawsuits every six months like clockwork, maybe.

[Jeff Lewis]

Interesting.

[Andy Cohen]

And their house was robbed, and then.

[Shane Douglas]

They were robbed in Amsterdam.

[Andy Cohen]

Yeah. A lot of insurance claims, Andy.

[Jeff Lewis]

Huh.

[Shane Douglas]

So there's always.

[John Hill]

I gotta get into that line of business. Sounds fun.

[Andy Cohen]

Yeah. Oh, and then there's the coffee rates, of course. So it's a legitimate. I mean, he really is good at this. I mean, reading the cop. The problem is coffee grounds. They charge your credit card several times.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, wow. Oh, sorry.

[John Hill]

He was talking about on earlier on the show.

[Andy Cohen]

Yeah. So I gotta.

[Jeff Lewis]

I gotta look at that. I gotta. I gotta have Darren look at my credit cards better.

[John Hill]

I got Rocket Money, and Rocket Money will, like, look at everything you're spending and go, hey, you have two emails set up to pay New York Times twice a month. So you're paying, like, it'll tell you all the shit that's going on.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, that's good.

[Andy Cohen]

Does Monroe. What has she been buying? Apps. Lip gloss.

[Shane Douglas]

She loves an app. Yeah, on her iPad. Because there's games and then. But the thing is, you get a free game, you get the free Barbie game and then you press and then they want you to subscribe $10 a month to get the next Barbie Warehouse. And it's like. So she's like begging for all these things.

[Jeff Lewis]

Why did you give her an iPad?

[Andy Cohen]

Oh, she's had it forever.

[Jeff Lewis]

What?

[Shane Douglas]

She's six or seven, like for the.

[Andy Cohen]

Last six or seven months. Well, yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Ben thinks iPads only work on the plane.

[Andy Cohen]

Our iPads work everywhere, but yeah, on.

[Shane Douglas]

A plane, on a train.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Andy Cohen]

Yeah. But she's been buying a lot of apps and I said, I don't want to do these subscription services, Monroe, because they're going to charge me forever.

[Shane Douglas]

Literally.

[Andy Cohen]

I'll do a one and done like a 15 buck or whatever, but I'm.

[John Hill]

Not doing access to like, can't.

[Andy Cohen]

Is she like how she disabled those?

[Shane Douglas]

She has the free versions of the games which have ads for other free games. So then she comes up and says, can I get this game? It's free. We say, okay, she gets that one. But then she wants to upgrade and upgrade and upgrade and it goes on forever.

[Andy Cohen]

You know what she said to me?

[Jeff Lewis]

What?

[Andy Cohen]

She said, you spent all of this money bringing me into the world and you can't spend $15 to make me happy.

[John Hill]

Oh, she's smart.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, boy, you have got a handful.

[Andy Cohen]

Yep.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow. I wonder where she got that gage.

[Andy Cohen]

I mean, yeah, but I was walking. So I've been walking down the streets of New York and I've been looking at all these shops and I thought, it's real, it's very tempting. And it's so easy to buy shit here. You don't have to park. You just walk right in. You just grab it and take them. And I just thought, I have a feeling that Monroe and I gonna have many conversations about her credit card bill. Many, many.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, you already are.

[Andy Cohen]

I know. Yeah, but you're gonna have the same problem.

[Jeff Lewis]

My kids are gonna be a little on a little bit tighter of a leash, I think.

[Andy Cohen]

Oh yeah, you think?

[John Hill]

I think so.

[Andy Cohen]

That Ben, he cracks me up.

[Jeff Lewis]

He's funny.

[Andy Cohen]

I. I think, look, I've always paid attention to your Instagram, but whenever there is back and forth between you and Ben, I laugh my ass off. That is your karma. He's a piece of work with the eggs the other day. I know.

[Jeff Lewis]

He goes, your eggs. I go, what don't you like about these? He goes, they're too hard. And then I taste it. I go, these taste great. He goes, maybe we have different tastes.

[Andy Cohen]

Are you kidding?

[Jeff Lewis]

The shit he says.

[Andy Cohen]

I know he's funn now, but you kind of. Like, on one hand, you have to discipline them, right? Because it's. They can be disrespectful, but on the other hand, you kind of giggle.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, 100%.

[Andy Cohen]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Well, I don't have to discipline him for saying that, but I discipline plenty.

[Andy Cohen]

Right?

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, trust me.

[Andy Cohen]

But it's the. It's the comebacks that I have to turn my head, laugh, and then turn around with a stern face.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes, exactly. I know, it's crazy. I'm sure that Monroe has a sharp wit.

[Andy Cohen]

Yeah, she is. I just wish she would be a little bit of a better student.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, is that right?

[Andy Cohen]

Yeah, well, we're working on it now.

[Jeff Lewis]

Does she have a tutor?

[Andy Cohen]

She does every Friday now.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Andy Cohen]

Brianna.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay. And does she respond to that?

[Andy Cohen]

Just in math and reading.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Andy Cohen]

She got a. I'm really proud of her. She got an A in dance. Oh, it's the only A. Wow. Yeah.

[John Hill]

The iPad's the problem. She spends too much time on the iPad.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Andy Cohen]

Yeah.

[Shane Douglas]

Okay, Grandpa.

[John Hill]

This is why I would never have kids here. Read the book Sarah Plain and Tall from COVID to cover, and then start over again when you're done.

[Andy Cohen]

So you don't give a shit. I didn't really care about grades until now. It's like second grade. All right, you got to start getting serious here.

[John Hill]

Yeah, right.

[Andy Cohen]

But who cares?

[Jeff Lewis]

Before you're happy with her.

[John Hill]

Can she read?

[Andy Cohen]

Love her school. Yeah, and she loves her school.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah. When did she start reading? I mean, kindergarten or.

[Andy Cohen]

I think she was a little behind.

[Shane Douglas]

A little after that.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Andy Cohen]

I would say first grade.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay.

[Shane Douglas]

Second semester.

[Andy Cohen]

She's doing well now, though.

[Shane Douglas]

Yeah, she is. She can read.

[Jeff Lewis]

But we do watching Ben sound out words.

[Andy Cohen]

It's so cute. I know, I know.

[Jeff Lewis]

Lucy gave me a valentine that said, be mine, and he picked it up today. He goes, where did this come from? What's this? I go, lucy gave it to me. He goes, b. And he's like, you know, trying to do it. And he was, like, sounding it out. I was like, oh, this is so cute. I wanted to get my camera. I was like. I go, let's sound it out. Whatever. He's like, mine. It was very cute.

[Andy Cohen]

I'll tell you what's helped me a lot, because she won't. She doesn't really want to read. So we sit down and you have to force it. Now all I do is I go to, like, Apple tv. And I'll find. I know this sounds weird, but it works. I'll find a show she likes, and.

[Jeff Lewis]

Then you put the subtitles on.

[Andy Cohen]

We read. So, like, episode one, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Episode two.

[Jeff Lewis]

She does show descriptions. Oh, wow.

[Andy Cohen]

And it works.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, wow.

[Andy Cohen]

Cause she's interested in it.

[Shane Douglas]

Oh, that's right. Does that count? It counts.

[Jeff Lewis]

That does read. It counts.

[Shane Douglas]

No, I feel like it's not like a story. Like you don't learn, like, beginning and end.

[Jeff Lewis]

And listen, if she's sounding words out and doing it, then who cares? Yeah.

[Andy Cohen]

Reading is reading.

[John Hill]

Does she know how to use ChatGPT?

[Andy Cohen]

What?

[John Hill]

Because I can just read for ChatGPT.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, that'll read for her.

[John Hill]

Yeah. ChatGPT is.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Andy Cohen]

No.

[John Hill]

Oh, my God. I thought you would be, like, the queen of that.

[Andy Cohen]

I don't even know what that is.

[John Hill]

Think of some for me. And then it does. Look, I thought this was all chat GPT.

[Andy Cohen]

No.

[John Hill]

Oh, wow. That's all from your brain.

[Shane Douglas]

I. I can't show him chatgpt.

[Andy Cohen]

Why are you so shocked? This is from my brain.

[John Hill]

Because, no, I don't use it. I just feel like people who are smart and have, like, not a lot of time because they have businesses and theories.

[Jeff Lewis]

You know what? It will answer specific questions.

[John Hill]

Yeah.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yes.

[Andy Cohen]

So did you see her the other day? So she does the half an hour of reading. Then I have another workbook, a math workbook. It's not. Was not assigned. I just bought it separately. So she comes in, she's like, can I get my workbook? I said, yeah. Then I watch her. She reaches and gets a calculator. I said. I said, what are you doing? I said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Jeff Lewis]

Wow.

[Andy Cohen]

She just kind of subtly just grabbed my calculator.

[Shane Douglas]

Wow.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh, boy.

[Andy Cohen]

I know.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's interesting.

[Andy Cohen]

I know. But I'm really. I'm already starting with. Which you have to do this with your kids. She's gotta tell me the truth. Right? And I really. I'm very calm in my reactions.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andy Cohen]

Because you have to be. So I'm letting her open to be open and honest with me. Cause I don't think she's totally truthful with her other dad.

[Jeff Lewis]

Right.

[Andy Cohen]

Because he punishes her and he's very strict. Right. But I always want her to tell me the truth.

[Jeff Lewis]

Ben's been telling. Ben's like, you know, daddy, I steal chocolate from the apartment and I hide it in my room. And after you go to bed, I eat the chocolate. He goes, but I'm telling you the truth, Daddy. And I'm like, okay. Like, how am I gonna. I'm like, okay, good that you told me this. He goes, are you happy? I told you. I'm like, yes.

[Andy Cohen]

She's been. Monroe's been sneaking jelly beans and a lot of them. They're on the kitchen counter for everybody. All my kids.

[Jeff Lewis]

I had a huge jealous. All your kids?

[Andy Cohen]

Did you just say Shane? All the kids.

[Jeff Lewis]

The boys.

[Andy Cohen]

Yeah. And Annie.

[Jeff Lewis]

Boys.

[Andy Cohen]

I have two daughters.

[John Hill]

He bribes them with candies.

[Andy Cohen]

I have two boys, two girls.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's cute.

[Andy Cohen]

And so now what I do is. And she's responding to. It's the Lewis way, the sarcasm, where you just terrorize them with sarcasm. So she's like, can I please have some scrambled eggs? Hey, you want some jelly beans on that? And so everything, like, I bring up jelly beans. So she's like, okay, I get it. I know we're supposed to have the jelly beans. Here's the deal with Chump Con. We have released today another hundred general admission tickets for the live show and their preferred seating. So now you don't necessarily have to buy the gold package or the platinum package. You can buy a simple general admission.

[Jeff Lewis]

Chilling these tickets.

[Andy Cohen]

And then what I strongly suggest is, you know, it's like an a la carte situation. $250 for the cocktail and then do 250. Oh, that's good. After party. Oh, good.

[Jeff Lewis]

You can kind of choose the events you want to go to.

[Andy Cohen]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

Let me tell you something. First of all, that promo was great. Second of all, I am so excited that you're doing this, and I think it's so cool. And I really want to congratulate you because you built something really great.

[Andy Cohen]

Thank you.

[Jeff Lewis]

And the fact that you're doing that, it's really great. And I think it's going to be so fun and people are going to lose their minds, and it's great. And I think it's also really smart. And this is a reason why people should buy tickets. Because what I have a feeling, what I know will happen is this year is the beta test for Chump Con.

[Andy Cohen]

Yes.

[Jeff Lewis]

And so you are doing it. And people should get involved now who are thinking about it, because next year it will happen and it's going to be bigger.

[Andy Cohen]

You're exactly right.

[Jeff Lewis]

Next year people will say, wow, people will be very happy next year. This is great. But. But there will be a chatter among the people who were there year one, because they will say, wow, it was so intimate. We really got in on something. Whatever so just having seen how we rolled out BravoCon and how it was. The first year was pretty small in New York and it was deliberately so so that Bravo could kind of figure out how to do it. Whatever, you guys, it's gonna be great. It's gonna be great.

[Andy Cohen]

You have actually hit the nail on the head. It's gonna be. We were expecting around between 350 and 450 people.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's not a lot.

[Andy Cohen]

And with all of those events, you're going to get personalized attention from the chumps. It's going to be great. But you're right. Next year it becomes a thousand people. It'll be more affordable. But you're not going to have the kind of time the access one on.

[John Hill]

One with Doug to grope you.

[Andy Cohen]

Yeah, that's not. No, we're trying to sell tickets. Right. However we are. So there's been, you know, some growing pains here. So you're figuring it out.

[John Hill]

You're figuring it out.

[Andy Cohen]

And the big thing is we still don't have insurance, but we're gonna get it. Okay.

[Jeff Lewis]

Have. Have put turned down again.

[John Hill]

Yeah, they'd be good with that.

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah.

[Shane Douglas]

They don't hang their calls anymore.

[Jeff Lewis]

They'll do your.

[Andy Cohen]

No, no insurance company is gonna touch them with all the claims they have. But the. The latest turndown was because. And this is. You're gonna laugh at this. It's. Why did they want the list of people that were gonna be there?

[Jeff Lewis]

Yeah, because they're smart.

[Andy Cohen]

Oh, okay. They said we're not going to insure you because of high status individuals. I'm like, they're chumps.

[Shane Douglas]

I was like, high status?

[Jeff Lewis]

Who's high status? Oh no, not high status.

[Andy Cohen]

Who's high status?

[Jeff Lewis]

That's so funny.

[Shane Douglas]

Shane Douglas. Joe.

[John Hill]

It's the very opposite.

[Andy Cohen]

That's what I thought.

[Shane Douglas]

Accident promote.

[Jeff Lewis]

That's really true.

[Andy Cohen]

Where do people go, by the way? Because it's confusing.

[Jeff Lewis]

Oh yeah. How do people buy tickets?

[Andy Cohen]

That's the problem.

[Shane Douglas]

It's all messy. Boots.org Instagram or RW Las Vegas.com Click on Experiences. Click on Jeff or I put it all on your tree on the Instagram.

[Andy Cohen]

My link tree?

[Shane Douglas]

Your link tree.

[Jeff Lewis]

Okay, that's good. And can people find your only fans there too?

[Andy Cohen]

Jeff, you know that window? I think that ship has sailed for me. OnlyFans. But we were talking about this. My daughter has the same thing in my head. I'm hotter than I really am. Are you that way at all?

[John Hill]

No, I'm not hot at all in my mind.

[Andy Cohen]

Really. Yeah, See, I'm just the opposite.

[Jeff Lewis]

People with bodies like John have body dysmorphia.

[John Hill]

I have dysmorphia.

[Andy Cohen]

I have body dysphoria.

[John Hill]

I have face morphe. I have everything.

[Andy Cohen]

Dysmorphia. But I still.

[Jeff Lewis]

What? Face morphe.

[John Hill]

I have everything.

[Andy Cohen]

Thanks for listening. If you want more of this, listen to Jeff Lewis Live every weekday on SiriusXM, as well as the Jeff Lewis Channel, exclusively on the SiriusXM app.