Arden (1:34)

Good morning.

Sarah Colonna (1:35)

Good morning.

Jeff Lewis (1:36)

Do you ever do standup, Arden?

Arden (1:38)

I used to tour doing it a bunch. And then. And then I stopped because I was

Jeff Lewis (1:44)

gonna say, if Sarah Colonna can be successful at it, anyone can do it.

Sarah Colonna (1:50)

Happy Monday, everybody.

Jeff Lewis (1:51)

Happy Wednesday.

Sarah Colonna (1:53)

I used to use Happy International Women's Day.

Arden (1:57)

Happy International Women's Day.

Jeff Lewis (2:00)

Did Sarah fight?

Arden (2:01)

Fight, fight.

Jeff Lewis (2:02)

Arden, did Sarah tell you what today is?

Arden (2:04)

What is it?

Jeff Lewis (2:05)

Mexican Monday.

Sarah Colonna (2:06)

Mexican Monday.

Arden (2:07)

What happened?

Sarah Colonna (2:09)

And John's out of town.

Arden (2:10)

Are we going to Mexico?

Sarah Colonna (2:11)

Yeah, so I'm gonna go by myself.

Arden (2:12)

Oh, where are we going? A la farmicia, por favor.

Sarah Colonna (2:16)

At the. It's called El Mariachi.

Arden (2:18)

Okay.

Sarah Colonna (2:19)

Yeah. Sherman Oaks. Half off on Monday.

Arden (2:22)

Ooh, what are you gonna get?

Sarah Colonna (2:24)

Don Julio margaritas, half off.

Arden (2:26)

Ooh. Aye aye yai.

Sarah Colonna (2:27)

Yes.

Jeff Lewis (2:28)

Do you do a skinny with salt?

Sarah Colonna (2:30)

I just think I don't like the skinny, to be honest.

Jeff Lewis (2:33)

You do the skinny with salt.

Arden (2:34)

I do the skinny with salt.

Sarah Colonna (2:35)

I don't like the skinny. I don't like the agave. I don't like, the taste of it.

Jeff Lewis (2:39)

Where is El Mariachi? I feel like I've heard of it.

Sarah Colonna (2:41)

It's on Ventura Boulevard.

Arden (2:43)

Never heard of it.

Jeff Lewis (2:44)

Shane, have we not been there?

Shane (2:45)

I don't think so.

Jeff Lewis (2:46)

What's the cross street?

Sarah Colonna (2:47)

It's gonna be full of chumps. Right now. It's right. I don't know.

Shane (2:51)

Haskell.

Sarah Colonna (2:52)

Yeah, Haskell. There you go.

Arden (2:54)

What time are you going, and who are you going with?

Sarah Colonna (2:56)

Well, I don't know. Right. Usually John and I go on Mondays together because usually I' we don't see each other on the weekends. But now he is in Puerto Rico.

Arden (3:04)

Never heard of it.

Sarah Colonna (3:05)

Never heard. And so he.

Arden (3:06)

That's fun. What's he doing in Puerto Rico? I want to go to Puerto Rico.

Sarah Colonna (3:09)

He's at the world baseball class.

Arden (3:10)

That's fine. My friend went and saw Bad Bunny in Puerto Rico recently and had the best time, I bet.

Sarah Colonna (3:16)

I saw Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl.

Arden (3:18)

Killed it at the Super Bowl. Killed it at the Super Bowl. It was incredible.

Sarah Colonna (3:22)

It was amazing.

Arden (3:23)

It was amazing.

Sarah Colonna (3:25)

Jeff, do you want to be on the show today, or are you just gonna look at. Who are they looking at?

Jeff Lewis (3:28)

I honestly, I'm just looking at where El Mariachi is. I'm trying to understand where it is. Okay.

Sarah Colonna (3:34)

It's across from the McDonald's.

Arden (3:35)

I love McDonald's.

Jeff Lewis (3:37)

It's west of the 405.

Sarah Colonna (3:39)

There you go.

Jeff Lewis (3:39)

Okay. Maybe that's why we didn't go.

Shane (3:42)

What's your go to Pila Katsuya over there?

Sarah Colonna (3:45)

Yeah.

Arden (3:46)

What's your go to order? Like, are you a tacos guy? You're an enchilada guy? What are you.

Jeff Lewis (3:51)

I will do the fajitas, but I hold the onions and the peppers. I just do chicken and tomatoes hot. But then I put beans and rice and cheese and roll it up in a burrito.

Arden (3:59)

Okay. Can I just say, I remember when chili's, like, first hit. Rhode is. I mean, that's like a birthday that. When they come out with that sizzling platter.

Shane (4:09)

So sizzling.

Arden (4:09)

It's still so good.

Jeff Lewis (4:11)

I have some good. Well, kind of good news from you for you, I'm hoping. Cause you and I loved Soup Plantation in the day.

Arden (4:17)

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Jeff Lewis (4:18)

There is something. It's kind of like a knockoff of soup plantation called Soup and Fresh.

Arden (4:25)

Where.

Sarah Colonna (4:25)

Stop it.

Jeff Lewis (4:26)

Here's the problem. It hasn't traveled far enough west for us yet. It's in Rancho Cucamonga.

Arden (4:31)

Okay.

Jeff Lewis (4:31)

And it's also. They opened a location in Chino Hills.

Arden (4:34)

Have you gone?

Jeff Lewis (4:35)

Not yet because it's 65 minute drive.

Sarah Colonna (4:36)

I looked pretty far.

Jeff Lewis (4:39)

They have a. They do have a senior citizen menu. 55 and up. We I. It's $2 off.

Arden (4:46)

Okay.

Sarah Colonna (4:47)

Okay.

Jeff Lewis (4:47)

But you eat for like 17 or something like that. Oh. So adults, lunch is 17.99, but the senior menu is 15.99.

Arden (4:54)

Okay.

Jeff Lewis (4:55)

Dinner's 19.99, but the senior 17.99. Here's the thing. The drinks are expensive. It's like 4 bucks.

Arden (5:01)

Okay.

Jeff Lewis (5:01)

But you can go back as many times as you want.

Sarah Colonna (5:03)

Pitch.

Arden (5:04)

We go for lunch, stay, eat our way through, stay through dinner. They can't prove they don't know when we got there.

Jeff Lewis (5:12)

But you know what? I wonder if it's the same company, because they had something, if you remember, they had wonton happiness. But now they've changed it to Asian chicken salad. But it's the same thing.

Arden (5:22)

Yeah, they know. Yeah.

Sarah Colonna (5:24)

So is it like a. Is it. Yeah, I think it is a buffet.

Jeff Lewis (5:27)

Yes.

Arden (5:28)

Wait, have you not been to soup?

Sarah Colonna (5:30)

Oh, I've been to soup plantation.

Jeff Lewis (5:31)

This is like a soup plantation.

Arden (5:32)

Yeah. My mom used to wrap up the corn bread and napkins with the honey whipped butter and just stick it in her purse.

Jeff Lewis (5:38)

I forgot about the honey whipped butter.

Arden (5:41)

And the corn muffins had the actual corn chunks in it. Yes, they had the corn chunks. And then the weird, like school cafeteria pizza, which, like in the squares.

Sarah Colonna (5:49)

Oh, yeah. The pizza was really gross. I loved it.

Arden (5:51)

I loved it too. It was like soggy. I loved it. Yeah.

Jeff Lewis (5:54)

When we go. Also, don't get confused because it formerly was called the senate bean with smoked ham soup. Now there's calling it chili.

Arden (6:02)

Okay.

Jeff Lewis (6:03)

But it's the same thing.

Arden (6:04)

It doesn't matter.

Jeff Lewis (6:05)

And they still have pizza bread.

Arden (6:06)

Okay. But that's what it is. It's pizza bread. So here's my look. I'm also not afraid when I eat. It's like a woodchuck. Okay. So things are gonna be flying. There's gonna be. You're gonna be like, arden, there's iceberg in your hair. That's okay. I get so frenzied and excited, and I'm gonna be up and down. I'm gonna be refilling same.

Jeff Lewis (6:26)

I'm gonna have probably about nine different plates.

Arden (6:27)

Same, same.

Jeff Lewis (6:28)

But I do a sample platter first.

Arden (6:31)

What do you mean?

Jeff Lewis (6:31)

So I'll. A little bit. And then I'm gonna go back for more of what I like.

Arden (6:37)

So do you start?

Jeff Lewis (6:37)

I do that on Thanksgiving.

Arden (6:38)

Do you start? Salad. So you taste it. So you're not wasteful. You're like, I do like the former wonton. Ne. Wonton. Now Asian chicken.

Jeff Lewis (6:47)

I'm just gonna go ahead and call it by its true name, which is Wonton Happiness.

Arden (6:51)

Obviously.

Sarah Colonna (6:51)

I love wonton.

Arden (6:52)

That's the name of my firstborn son. Okay, that's really exciting. And then they'll have the ice cream, and then they'll have the jello and then the cakes.

Jeff Lewis (7:01)

But I'm gonna start with the salad.

Sarah Colonna (7:02)

Is there a franchise option or not?

Shane (7:04)

Should we open up?

Sarah Colonna (7:05)

Is there a FR. Opportunity for us to get one closer?

Arden (7:07)

I literally have my hair up. My hairy arms are standing up.

Sarah Colonna (7:10)

I know I'm not just a pretty face.

Jeff Lewis (7:12)

You are absolutely right.

Shane (7:14)

Such an entrepreneur.

Sarah Colonna (7:15)

Thank you.

Arden (7:15)

It would kill.

Jeff Lewis (7:16)

It would kill.

Arden (7:17)

What if we did sort of like a bougie, like you do we do, like, a bougie fun thing?

Sarah Colonna (7:21)

I think the four of us would keep it in business on our own.

Arden (7:24)

Yes. Oh, my God. That's fun. Yeah.

Sarah Colonna (7:27)

And we could call it Chili.

Jeff Lewis (7:29)

Can you look up Soup and Fresh? Is it a franchise? Would we. I think we start in the valley.

Hotel Handyman / Guest (7:33)

There are two. There are two of them. So where.

Arden (7:36)

Yeah, that's a franchise.

Jeff Lewis (7:37)

It could be privately owned.

Arden (7:37)

Okay. We're in the Valley.

Sarah Colonna (7:38)

I'm going to need it to be closed on Mondays, though, because I already have plans.

Arden (7:41)

Yeah. Do we do, like, Studio City? What part of the valley do we do? Do we do shows?

Sarah Colonna (7:46)

German oak. Encino.

Arden (7:47)

Yeah, the hamlet of Encino where all the families are.

Jeff Lewis (7:51)

Right.

Arden (7:52)

So Studio City or the Schoes.

Jeff Lewis (7:53)

We could do Woodland Hills. You could do Tarzana. You could do Reseda.

Sarah Colonna (7:56)

You could do Woodland Hills is a good idea.

Jeff Lewis (7:58)

I think that's how we expand. We start and we just keep going up the 101.

Arden (8:02)

Near where the Hugos is. Near where, like, the Paramount Ranch used to be. Near up there. We start and then we. Like Kardashian adjacent. And then we calm down.

Jeff Lewis (8:11)

Who doesn't want to go to Soup and Fresh?

Sarah Colonna (8:12)

Everyone wants to go.

Arden (8:14)

Literally. I feel crazy now that if you look my hairy arms are standing up on. When I get excited, it's.

Jeff Lewis (8:22)

They're not that hairy. They're not as hairy as Sarah's.

Arden (8:24)

They're blonde.

Sarah Colonna (8:24)

Mine aren't hairy, are they?

Arden (8:27)

No.

Jeff Lewis (8:27)

A little bit. You're not.

Arden (8:28)

They're exciting. That's exciting.

Shane (8:31)

I know.

Arden (8:31)

When did it open up? How long are they doing? Well,

Sarah Colonna (8:37)

has anyone checked their Yelp ducks

Shane (8:39)

in a row before?

Arden (8:40)

Are there pictures on Yelp? Does it look just like soup stain?

Hotel Handyman / Guest (8:43)

It looks Exactly. It's the same like crockery that you put the soup in, you know, with the handle.

Arden (8:47)

Yeah, yeah. So you mean the King's Bowl.

Hotel Handyman / Guest (8:50)

It appears to be owned. It's owned by a family. So we gotta contact Brian Lopez. Oh, I mean, get Ryan Lopez.

Sarah Colonna (8:56)

Brian Lopez.

Arden (8:58)

Brian Lopez.

Shane (9:00)

They have five stars on Google, obviously. 4.3.

Arden (9:04)

I'll like them every day.

Jeff Lewis (9:05)

It's a lot of waste, I think.

Arden (9:08)

Yes.

Jeff Lewis (9:09)

My dad used to own a grocery store and there was a lot of waste and there's like expiration dates and spoiled food. But we have to.

Sarah Colonna (9:14)

But we'll do it everywhere. To who? To homeless shelters.

Arden (9:19)

But it's waste on, like.

Sarah Colonna (9:21)

Yeah, yeah.

Jeff Lewis (9:22)

I feel like we do what every other restaurant does when something is going. When something is going to. About to go bad. I think we do like, specials or something.

Arden (9:30)

Yes, yes, yes.

Shane (9:31)

It's like Chef's fave.

Sarah Colonna (9:32)

It's like when bars. When bars started closing and then they'd have a stand up night. Do you remember that? Like, if a bar was going out of business, their last shot would be a night of stand up.

Arden (9:40)

You know what? There's one that's doing that now.

Sarah Colonna (9:43)

Yeah, it'll be closed in a week. It'll be closed in a week.

Arden (9:46)

Exactly. Get your eulogy ready.

Sarah Colonna (9:48)

Have you ever been to a Hometown Buffet? Is that. Do they do those or is that just Southern?

Jeff Lewis (9:53)

I don't know if that's a scale.

Arden (9:54)

They're not a speciality.

Sarah Colonna (9:56)

Oh, they have Salisbury steak.

Arden (9:57)

I mean, I love that. I'm not gonna lie.

Jeff Lewis (10:00)

I don't know. That doesn't sound good to me.

Sarah Colonna (10:01)

Oh, all right.

Arden (10:02)

They have Welsh rare bis.

Sarah Colonna (10:04)

Okay, I'll go by myself.

Jeff Lewis (10:05)

I think it's more elevated soup because

Arden (10:07)

soup and fre can make you feel like you're on a diet even though you're eating your weight in roughage. Pizza and ice cream.

Sarah Colonna (10:15)

And you put cheese on your salad

Arden (10:17)

because you can start with a big pile of, like, veggies and then you just dive in.

Jeff Lewis (10:22)

Hometown Buffet does not have wonton happiness.

Sarah Colonna (10:25)

No, but they have other stuff. Like I said Salisbury steak and that's all I can remember right now.

Arden (10:31)

When I watched the Harrison Ford speech at the SAG Awards, all I could think was supplantation. Shame. Supplantation. Like, I tried to explain what it was to Harrison for and he, like, blacked out.

Sarah Colonna (10:42)

Wait, what?

Arden (10:44)

I. Okay, okay.

Jeff Lewis (10:45)

So you were talking to Harrison Ford about Supplantation?

Arden (10:49)

I did. I was in Morning Glory and he was so sweet. But I, you know, He's Harrison Ford, so I kind of left him alone. And so it was like. It took place, like, at a morning show. And in between takes, I was sitting between Harrison Ford and Diane Keaton, and somehow it came up that I love. It's all I talk about, really, is I love.

Sarah Colonna (11:10)

It's a Good conversation starter. 10 minutes.

Arden (11:14)

This is my Tourette's. This is a loop. Like, do you know Supplantation? Turns out Diane Keaton claimed to love Supplantation, although I find it hard to believe that she would have ever gone. But she seemed to really perk up. You can't love if you've been there. You're gonna love it.

Jeff Lewis (11:27)

Yeah.

Arden (11:27)

So we got excited. We started talking about Supplantation, and then all of a sudden, Harrison Ford, like, sort of wakes up and goes, what is Supplantation? And then I. She. Annie hall completely bails on me. I'm talking, like, you know, freaking. What's his name from. I mean, Indiana Jones.

Sarah Colonna (11:45)

Yeah.

Arden (11:46)

And I'm like. And I'm like. I'm like. Well, it's like an all you can eat buffet, but they have salad and ice cream. And I could see his eyes glazing over. She peaced out. She completely bailed on me.

Sarah Colonna (11:56)

Yeah.

Arden (11:56)

And like, I was stuck. And he. I lost him at, like, all you can eat buffet. You know, like, he doesn't need.

Jeff Lewis (12:02)

Does your publicist ever say, arden, stop.

Arden (12:05)

Tigers of plenty.

Jeff Lewis (12:06)

Could you please just promote the TV show?

Arden (12:09)

No. She knows that my goal is just to, like, own a soup plantation franchise with you.

Jeff Lewis (12:15)

This is all soup and fresh soup.

Arden (12:17)

And fresh soup. And Jeff. Jeff. And fresh Salis's. We can workshop it.

Jeff Lewis (12:23)

It's still in the works now that you're on this hit TV show. Well, you've been on many hit TV shows, but Free Bird's doing really well. It's on Netflix. You can view it now. All six episodes are streaming. You still. So you've got. I saw Pictures, a very nice home that you remodeled yourself. You were the general contractor. You hired all the subs.

Arden (12:46)

Yes.

Jeff Lewis (12:46)

You acted as the general contractor.

Arden (12:48)

I was a designer, and I was the general contractor.

Jeff Lewis (12:51)

You also have this guest house.

Arden (12:53)

Yes.

Jeff Lewis (12:53)

Which you have turned into an income stream where you will Airbnb the guest house.

Arden (12:58)

Yeah. I'm a hotelier now.

Jeff Lewis (13:01)

But people contact you directly, right?

Arden (13:03)

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Jeff Lewis (13:05)

Okay. All right. So you have someone handling.

Arden (13:08)

I was married when I bought this house. I'm a divorcee. Don't be scandalized. I'm the only one in Los Angeles when I bought this house that my ex husband used to like run hotels. And he was like, we should get a place and have it, everybody. So in my mind, I'm never dealing with this thing. Lo and behold, I got divorced and now I'm like, oh, man. But I built it where basically I never meet anyone. I don't think it's me. Like, it's like, it's been really.

Sarah Colonna (13:35)

It's got its own entrance.

Arden (13:36)

It has its own entrance. I don't ever see anybody. And they come for like 30 days at a time.

Jeff Lewis (13:41)

However, Kian told me that fresh. Fresh off the divorce. You hooked up with one of your Airbnb tenants.

Arden (13:50)

The first person I kissed ever after my marriage was an Airbnb guest. Oh, sorry. I got excited. It's a true story, by the way. I very rarely meet Airbnb guests. I had gone on my very first date earlier that day. We went for tacos. I was nervous. Cause it was like.

Sarah Colonna (14:13)

Was it a Monday?

Arden (14:14)

It was a Monday. It was with Sarah Colonna. That's how we met. We met on Raya and then it didn't work out for us, but here we are. We met. Yes. She wouldn't let me get the skinny margarita. No, we went for tacos. And I was like, just freaked. So I was all dressed up and I was nervous. I remember calling my friend. I was going on my first date. It was just so crazy to not be on a date date with my ex husband. And then I get home and I got this message that was like, hey, Arden, it's me, Jeff. Like, you know, it was supposed to be Jeff and Sarah checking in. Well, now it's just Jeff. Sarah and I broke up. I'm like, oh. So then I was like, let me help you into the guest house. And then he was hot. And I'm like, oh. And I was all, I'm like, hello. And then I invited him for drinks in the backyard. And the first, the same day, he came like a couple days later. And he was. Was there for a month, by the way. Terrible idea. It was a terrible idea because he was still there for like 30 more days. So like we made out like night three. He didn't like touch my boobs or anything, which was kind of disappointing. But I know, I know because he had just broken up with his long term girlfriend that he was supposed to be checking in with. But my first kiss outside of my marriage was with my Airbnb guest. That's fun.

Sarah Colonna (15:30)

And you didn't end up Dating?

Arden (15:32)

No.

Jeff Lewis (15:33)

Is this an Airbnb or a brothel?

Arden (15:35)

Look, I mean, look, I will say Airbnb is the worst of the dating apps. It's bad. It's bad. Cause they can review you afterwards. It's not good. Yeah, that was. I did. That's who I made out with.

Jeff Lewis (15:47)

So I think he probably didn't sleep with you. Not because you're not hot.

Arden (15:50)

He didn't.

Jeff Lewis (15:50)

I think what happened was he probably knew he was gonna get back together with Sarah.

Arden (15:55)

Oh, I think he had. Yeah, he hit some quirks. He had some quirks.

Jeff Lewis (16:00)

What kind of quirks?

Arden (16:02)

I think it was like, I think he would order Jersey Mike's every night and just cr.

Sarah Colonna (16:12)

Okay, same, by the way.

Arden (16:15)

Relatable. It's kind of a boner killer. Yeah.

Sarah Colonna (16:18)

So what was his quirk?

Arden (16:21)

I mean, honestly, Perfect man.

Jeff Lewis (16:23)

Did you know he was crying?

Arden (16:25)

He told me that he would just, like, he would just sob and order Jersey Mike's every night. I mean, I had never had Jersey Mike's, and now I've had it. It's really good.

Jeff Lewis (16:33)

It is good.

Arden (16:34)

It is good. I mean, he's not crying over Jersey Mike's. It's really good Mike's way. But, yeah, that was my. And then I invited him.

Sarah Colonna (16:41)

I'm sorry, did he just say to you like, o. I just finished crying.

Arden (16:44)

He's like. He would text me that. He's like, I'm stopping every night. And then I invited him to my birthday party and we made out, like, in, like, in my little podcast studio that he helped me set it up. And then he hit on one of my friends in front of me at my party. And then everyone was like, I miss him. Yeah, exactly. He was an iconic character.

Shane (17:03)

How.

Jeff Lewis (17:04)

Where are you? Are you in. You're in the east side, right? Silver Lake area.

Arden (17:07)

Silver. Like, got it, Got it.

Jeff Lewis (17:08)

Okay.

Arden (17:10)

Do you want to come rent my house? I'll send you the link.

Jeff Lewis (17:14)

So what was. We'll say, you know his. We'll say his name is Jeff.

Arden (17:17)

Okay.

Jeff Lewis (17:18)

What was Jeff doing there for 30 days without Sarah?

Arden (17:21)

Jeff was there, like, I think he was running, like, production on a commercial. He was, like, doing, like, he had, like, a production company. And again, it should. If you're gonna note to any Airbnb host who recently divorced out of a pandemic, looking to get back in the dating scene, maybe wait until, like, day 27. Don't start at day three if they're a long term guest. The timing wasn't right. It was too early in the visit.

Jeff Lewis (17:45)

Did he get back together with his girlfriend?

Arden (17:47)

No, but he did marry, like, a celebrity. I think he was a bit of a star.

Sarah Colonna (17:50)

And he got married.

Arden (17:51)

I think he was, like, a star effort. Well, that was, like, six years ago.

Sarah Colonna (17:54)

Oh, okay. Well, yeah. Should I marry a smart reason?

Arden (17:57)

Yeah. And the person he hit on at my party was a celebrity. I think he was there. I think he. I think he really liked Raya. I think he really liked Raya.

Sarah Colonna (18:06)

And so can you tell us who he got married to?

Arden (18:09)

No, but I'll tell you afterwards. I'll tell you afterwards.

Jeff Lewis (18:11)

I think if you had Free Bird at the time, he would have proposed.

Sarah Colonna (18:14)

Yeah, he would have to at least touch the boob.

Jeff Lewis (18:16)

Cause you weren't a leading lady then.

Arden (18:18)

I wasn't a leading lady now.

Jeff Lewis (18:19)

You are.

Arden (18:20)

Exactly. I was only, like, number seven on the call sheet. I've moved up to two. I think it was that. I agree with you. I think it was that.

Sarah Colonna (18:27)

Yeah, you would have put the B in the Airbnb.

Arden (18:29)

He does still check my stories all the time.

Annie (18:32)

Oh, success.

Arden (18:34)

He does still look at my stories all the time.

Shane (18:37)

He's a fan.

Arden (18:38)

He's a fan.

Jeff Lewis (18:38)

You're the one that got away.

Arden (18:39)

I'm the one. I'm. Cause I've moved up to leading lady status. He blew it.

Sarah Colonna (18:44)

Do you follow him?

Arden (18:45)

Back on Instagram, we'd already followed. Yeah.

Sarah Colonna (18:47)

So. Okay, so you can't just unfollow.

Arden (18:49)

No, no. It's fun to see. It's fun to watch. Like, I mean, look, this is not, for me, the one that got away. It's more just like, we're all upset. We call him Airbnb and it's just fun to watch Airbnb make choices.

Sarah Colonna (19:01)

Does he follow Jersey Mike's on Instagram. You know what?

Arden (19:04)

He should. I had Jersey Mike's two days ago. It was delicious.

Jeff Lewis (19:07)

You know what you need to try? What was the one you introduced me to? Oh, you didn't really introduce.

Sarah Colonna (19:12)

No. Pickle.

Jeff Lewis (19:13)

Mr. Pickles.

Sarah Colonna (19:14)

Mr. Pickle.

Arden (19:14)

What's that?

Sarah Colonna (19:15)

Oh, it's a really good sandwich.

Arden (19:16)

Do they put pickles on the sandwiches? Sorry, I got excited. Wouldn't that be good?

Sarah Colonna (19:22)

Yes. Well, I mean, I think.

Arden (19:24)

Wouldn't that be good?

Jeff Lewis (19:24)

I love pickles.

Sarah Colonna (19:25)

A lot of places put pickles on their sandwiches.

Arden (19:27)

I'm like McDonald's icon, Star.

Sarah Colonna (19:29)

Yeah.

Arden (19:30)

Wait, what's Mr. Pickle's?

Sarah Colonna (19:31)

It's a really wonderful sandwich place.

Arden (19:33)

What's their number one on the call sheet?

Sarah Colonna (19:35)

I forget. I can't remember the name of it.

Jeff Lewis (19:37)

We look at Mr. Pickles.

Arden (19:38)

Where is it? What neighborhood?

Sarah Colonna (19:39)

I'm not sure.

Jeff Lewis (19:40)

She doesn't even know. She doesn't know. Cross streets.

Arden (19:42)

Is it a franchise or a one and done?

Jeff Lewis (19:44)

That's a good question.

Arden (19:45)

Is it a franchise or a one and done?

Sarah Colonna (19:47)

Listen, franchise.

Arden (19:47)

I don't franchise work for the. What do you order from Mr. Pickles?

Sarah Colonna (19:53)

I don't know. I just. I can't. Turkey, I think. A turkey sandwich.

Arden (19:56)

Ooh, that looks. Oh, my God. Look at it. Look at how good the bread looks.

Sarah Colonna (19:59)

Jeff ate half of one out of my refrigerator. That was meant for a guest at her holiday party.

Jeff Lewis (20:02)

If you were there, I would have shared it with you.

Arden (20:04)

I know.

Jeff Lewis (20:05)

But you weren't there.

Arden (20:06)

I know. But guess what? I will be this year.

Super Mario Bros. Promo Voice (20:08)

Really?

Jeff Lewis (20:08)

If you're invited.

Sarah Colonna (20:10)

Oh, she's always invited.

Arden (20:11)

Will you come to mine?

Jeff Lewis (20:12)

You should bring Airbnb.

Arden (20:13)

Oh, my God. Ruin a marriage. Ruin a marriage.

Sarah Colonna (20:16)

I'm going to have Jersey Mike's cater it.

Arden (20:18)

Are you crying?

Sarah Colonna (20:19)

Yeah, we're all going to cry.

Arden (20:19)

Oh, my God. We could have a cry circle. A holiday cry circle. Just like holidays in New England. Actually, you got to push it down.

Jeff Lewis (20:26)

I'm very, very serious about this. Is there any way that you can order Mr. Pickles that day? So later in the evening when I get hungry and the food's put away, I can have a Mr. Pickles?

Arden (20:35)

That's a good idea.

Sarah Colonna (20:36)

Sure.

Jeff Lewis (20:37)

I'll split it with you. Arne?

Arden (20:38)

Yes, I'd like that. What are we going to.

Sarah Colonna (20:39)

I mean, to be fair, the food wasn't put away when you went in. And what do you want?

Arden (20:43)

Which one do you want? What do we want?

Jeff Lewis (20:44)

I'm fine with turkey. I'm fine with.

Sarah Colonna (20:46)

I could do roast beef.

Arden (20:47)

I could do that. I could do that, too.

Jeff Lewis (20:48)

What's your favorite?

Arden (20:49)

I mean, honestly, as long as there's cheese and some mustard, I'll eat anything. Yeah, legit. I'll eat anything. I also love, like, I'm not mad at a steak and cheese, you know, like a little. I'm not mad. It's hard.

Sarah Colonna (21:02)

Like a Philly cheesesteak.

Arden (21:04)

I'm not mad at it. Like, in the. But it's hard in the fridge. We would have to have it fresh, but I still would eat it soggy.

Jeff Lewis (21:09)

So how do you stay so thin? Do you eat and then don't eat for a couple of days?

Arden (21:13)

No, I always eat. I always eat.

Sarah Colonna (21:15)

She's very active.

Arden (21:16)

I play tennis. I run around the reservoir. And then I do. I do this same day Instagram workout. This guy during the pandemic, started doing workouts. Isaac Booth.

Sarah Colonna (21:25)

Isaac.

Arden (21:26)

But I do July 8, 2021, every day where he yells and he yells at all the viewers. And I could do it. I could do it along with him.

Jeff Lewis (21:35)

Is he the butt guy?

Sarah Colonna (21:36)

Yes, yes.

Jeff Lewis (21:37)

I heard about him.

Sarah Colonna (21:38)

You know who else does that and has a great body is Carly. Carly Hughes.

Arden (21:41)

Oh, yes. And Lisa Rena does. And he goes. And he screams on. It's July 8, 2021. And he goes, welcome to the music business, honey. And he's like. And he's busy freeloading that day. He's in the Hamptons freeloading from somebody and yelling at his host. And then he's like, this is the Hamptons, not Nantucket. Is there a Gucci in Nantucket, honey? Like, it's the only day I do.

Annie (22:04)

Okay, can you share it to your story so we can all do it?

Sarah Colonna (22:06)

How long is it?

Arden (22:07)

30 minutes. That's why I do it.

Sarah Colonna (22:09)

Okay.

Arden (22:09)

And you could do it in a hotel room. You could use water bottles to work out.

Hotel Handyman / Guest (22:13)

Wow.

Jeff Lewis (22:13)

What is this guy's name?

Arden (22:14)

Ice Boots. Yes.

Shane (22:17)

Remember from the pandemic?

Jeff Lewis (22:18)

Yeah, I do remember him.

Arden (22:20)

That's looking for it.

Jeff Lewis (22:21)

Okay, now, how's Mittens?

Arden (22:23)

Oh, my God. Thank you so much for asking. Mittens is really good. Mittens. Mittens. She was on the makeup case this morning when I was. She put my weave in. Mittens clipped in my weave. Mittens put on my falsies. Her thumbs are iconic. Mittens is very flirty. Mittens is my best friend.

Jeff Lewis (22:44)

The one thing that I got worried is that you posted your beautiful cap. Mittens. But if you really, really focus in

Arden (22:51)

on the picture, text me my address.

Jeff Lewis (22:53)

You could see the tag with your phone number. Text me and your address.

Arden (22:57)

Text me and your address.

Shane (22:59)

Text her for an Airbnb.

Jeff Lewis (23:01)

Yeah. Were you trying to promote the Airbnb?

Arden (23:03)

That was just to let Airbnb know that my information has not changed. And then underneath, it says, laughing, let me know if you want it. I know. I forgive you for hitting on my friend. I know. You just married another celebrity. I'm now a leading lady. It's all on Mittens tag.

Sarah Colonna (23:16)

Did anyone text you?

Jeff Lewis (23:18)

Oh, here's Isaac Boots.

Arden (23:19)

Here's Isaac Boots.

Jeff Lewis (23:20)

Ms. Susan herself.

Arden (23:22)

There. There we go.

Sarah Colonna (23:24)

It froze.

Arden (23:24)

Yep. Yeah. So Mittens is great. Mittens is Mittens. And Sarah has a new cat that looks like Mittens but doesn't. Has thumbs that's looking for a home. Yes.

Sarah Colonna (23:33)

Her name is Dolly.

Jeff Lewis (23:34)

Another new cat.

Arden (23:35)

Dolly needs a home.

Sarah Colonna (23:35)

She's rescued. She's in my house.

Arden (23:37)

Dolly's. And she's so cute.

Jeff Lewis (23:38)

Do you have four now?

Sarah Colonna (23:39)

Well, we're not keeping her. I think Shane and Brogan want a cat. Right. You just. I was thinking, oh, you can't do that now. Okay.

Jeff Lewis (23:45)

We're about to do construction. What's he gonna do?

Sarah Colonna (23:47)

Well, do you want to, I mean,

Arden (23:49)

put on a hard hat and give him a level?

Sarah Colonna (23:53)

If any listeners are looking for a cat, her name is Dolly. She's really cute. She's a year old, but she's petite.

Arden (24:00)

She's petite, too. So if you want, like.

Sarah Colonna (24:03)

Yeah, she lets me rock.

Arden (24:04)

She's like a child star. You just keep her small.

Sarah Colonna (24:06)

Yeah, she's.

Arden (24:07)

She's really cute.

Sarah Colonna (24:08)

For some reason, I thought of you guys this morning. She's really cute.

Arden (24:11)

I do think you want her. She's cute. Show a picture.

Jeff Lewis (24:13)

You like cats?

Shane (24:14)

Yeah, I love kittens.

Annie (24:15)

Are you ready to be a dad?

Arden (24:16)

Look at the picture of this.

Sarah Colonna (24:18)

I'll show em out. I'll show em on different.

Jeff Lewis (24:20)

Do you know that Sarah has an Instagram now for her cats?

Sarah Colonna (24:22)

Yeah. And it got a lot of followers when you announced it the other day and made fun of me. Felice Navi Paws.

Arden (24:27)

Oh, that's good.

Jeff Lewis (24:29)

She's got a thousand followers now.

Arden (24:30)

That's a lot.

Sarah Colonna (24:31)

Yeah, for cats.

Arden (24:33)

That's a lot for.

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Sarah Colonna (24:35)

For cats that don't fucking do anything.

Arden (24:37)

Did you feel that Mittens was the gateway drug for John?

Sarah Colonna (24:40)

She was. She was. Because he. He didn't want cats. And then when he met her in Atlanta, he was like, well, cats are pretty cute.

Shane (24:47)

I followed Feliz Navi Paws. And now when I look at Sarah's post, I can see that they all say liked by Feliz Navi Paws.

Arden (24:54)

Oh, she likes her own.

Sarah Colonna (24:55)

Oh, do I.

Arden (24:55)

She likes her own post. Wow.

Annie (24:57)

She likes her own.

Arden (24:58)

She likes her own post.

Sarah Colonna (24:59)

You know, how do I do that?

Arden (25:01)

That's iconic. That's iconic.

Annie (25:03)

Wow.

Arden (25:04)

Wow.

Annie (25:04)

Now I know why you made the account.

Sarah Colonna (25:06)

No, now I think that's because John. Because sometimes he's on there. So he's probably. He doesn't really know how to use Instagra, so he's probably liking it for.

Jeff Lewis (25:12)

Now.

Annie (25:12)

That's a good cover.

Sarah Colonna (25:13)

Yeah.

Jeff Lewis (25:14)

Now, I don't know what your affiliation is with Cowpack, but you say that there's a little bit of a commission when people buy it and it goes to charity.

Sarah Colonna (25:23)

Yes, I donate it to the food bank.

Shane (25:26)

That's a good one.

Jeff Lewis (25:27)

So now you ordered a cow pack.

Shane (25:29)

I did I ordered the Sarah Colonid special. I got the pack and the bag, but I got it and I feel like it's not big enough. I want to send it back. Like, the roller bag feel like it's smaller than the carry on that I have.

Sarah Colonna (25:41)

It's not. They're the right. That's the only size you can carry on.

Arden (25:44)

I do, like, Cal pack. I do, like.

Sarah Colonna (25:48)

Did you order the makeup?

Arden (25:48)

Yeah, I like a cowl pack, but I do the, like, inserts, you know, like, I put on my makeup and stuff in the cowl pack. I've had some, like, backpacks. I've had some.

Sarah Colonna (25:58)

It's pinned on my reels. I get a lot of questions from Trump. It's pinned on my reels, and you can see what I use from that.

Jeff Lewis (26:03)

You don't think that you're gonna. It's enough room for all of your clothes and shoes.

Annie (26:06)

It seems small.

Hotel Handyman / Guest (26:08)

It seems small.

Arden (26:08)

I do the away lugg like. Like the. The large one, the. The expandable. That's. But then I put Calpak. Like, there's like. I do some. I have the.

Sarah Colonna (26:17)

The cubes.

Arden (26:18)

The cubes and stuff.

Jeff Lewis (26:19)

I didn't know there was cubes.

Arden (26:20)

There's cubes, honey.

Jeff Lewis (26:23)

I can put the cubes in my wayback.

Arden (26:24)

Agree to agree.

Sarah Colonna (26:25)

Or your cow pack or you can. Yeah. I told Shane then he ordered it that now he doesn't have to wash his underwear in the Keurig because he has enough room for extra expensive underwear. I saw that.

Jeff Lewis (26:37)

I'm so glad.

Sarah Colonna (26:38)

I know.

Jeff Lewis (26:38)

Tell Arden what happened.

Sarah Colonna (26:39)

A lady on TikTok, she a hack that she said that if you run out of clean underwear when you're traveling, you wash them in the coffee pot machine in the hotel. And she did it in the curate, and she put it in there and ran her dirty panties in the coffee maker.

Jeff Lewis (26:55)

In a coffee maker in a hotel.

Arden (26:56)

And the hotel is suing her, I think.

Jeff Lewis (26:58)

So can you look it up? Somebody suing her?

Sarah Colonna (26:59)

Yes, I saw that.

Arden (27:00)

That grosses me out.

Jeff Lewis (27:01)

She's disgusting.

Sarah Colonna (27:02)

There's a guy. There was a really long line. There was a really long line at the Starbucks in the hotel that I was in this weekend. Really long because there was like a volleyball tournament. I. And so I said, oh, I'm gonna get out of this line and go get a coffee just at the regular restaurant. And this guy behind me goes, I'm just gonna make one in my hotel room. And I said, no, you're not. I said, don't fucking do it.

Jeff Lewis (27:20)

Yeah.

Sarah Colonna (27:20)

I said, people Wash their panties in that. And he said, what are you talking about? I said, google it. And next thing I know, he's following me over to the restaurant.

Arden (27:30)

Wait a minute.

Jeff Lewis (27:31)

How many likes and views did she have on that? Because I guarantee she probably led a whole bunch of morons doing the same thing.

Sarah Colonna (27:38)

Oh, I'm sure you're right.

Jeff Lewis (27:40)

I'm never using those again.

Arden (27:42)

I'm never using those again. I always use them.

Jeff Lewis (27:44)

You gotta order the fresh coffee from the.

Arden (27:46)

You have to.

Hotel Handyman / Guest (27:48)

This is giving clickbait. So now in response to the video, she said, quote. I've never actually done that, but it's really funny, you guys.

Jeff Lewis (27:56)

Oh, no, no, she's backing down.

Sarah Colonna (27:57)

She did it on camera.

Arden (27:59)

We watched it.

Sarah Colonna (28:00)

Yeah, we saw her do it.

Arden (28:02)

She's backing down. Cause she's getting sued.

Jeff Lewis (28:04)

Yes.

Arden (28:04)

Yeah, she's backing down. That's such a disgusting thought process.

Sarah Colonna (28:08)

Literally, I posted about it and then the next day I saw Chris Frangiola was making a coffee in his hot. I said, did you not see this? He said, yeah, I don't care.

Arden (28:16)

I love Christmas.

Annie (28:16)

He doesn't care.

Sarah Colonna (28:17)

He said he doesn't care.

Arden (28:18)

I love Chris.

Sarah Colonna (28:18)

He said, some people pay good money.

Arden (28:20)

I love Christmas for panty.

Sarah Colonna (28:21)

Coffee.

Arden (28:23)

Coffee.

Jeff Lewis (28:24)

Is the hotel suing her?

Hotel Handyman / Guest (28:26)

I can't find anything on a lawsuit, you guys.

Jeff Lewis (28:28)

Oh, yeah, somebody sent me. Somebody sent it to me. The article.

Arden (28:32)

That's so gross.

Jeff Lewis (28:34)

It's disgusting.

Arden (28:35)

It's really gross. People are garbage.

Sarah Colonna (28:38)

They are.

Arden (28:39)

I mean, like I've been gross, but not like that. The lie detector determined you're telling the truth.

Jeff Lewis (28:43)

So how are you getting everything in that cow pack? Are you. Are you wearing the same shit over and over?

Arden (28:47)

Can I see you bag? I want to see it.

Sarah Colonna (28:50)

It's just a regular carry on. And then the Luka duffel, which is a huge duffel that fits under your seat. I think I went to 8 days. I packed for 12 days in Europe with these two items.

Arden (28:59)

Don't believe the Luka duffel I do have. And you have to get in the extra large. It's basically the size.

Sarah Colonna (29:04)

No, the regular size actually is a personal size item that go under your.

Arden (29:07)

I put it as the personal and they let me carry it on, but I don't put it. But I. It's so large. It's like the size of like another carry on.

Sarah Colonna (29:15)

Yeah, that's why you can go on.

Jeff Lewis (29:16)

Did you only bring pair of shoes to Europe?

Sarah Colonna (29:18)

No, I brought. I had. I wore a pair of sneakers on the plane. I wore. And then I brought A pair of boots that I could do day and night. I brought a pair of heels. Cause it was a wedding.

Jeff Lewis (29:27)

How did you have.

Sarah Colonna (29:28)

Cause I'm a good packer.

Arden (29:30)

I've done three weeks in a carry on. It was hell. I didn't feel good about it, but I did it.

Sarah Colonna (29:38)

We had to because we were taking all these trains in Europe and I didn't want to be hauling a big bag around.

Arden (29:42)

Are you a very good packer?

Sarah Colonna (29:43)

I'm a great packet packer. I'm a fantastic.

Arden (29:46)

I can't believe you're not a Virgo.

Sarah Colonna (29:48)

No.

Jeff Lewis (29:49)

You know what I found out over the weekend? I think that was you. But my nephew works in islands.

Sarah Colonna (29:54)

Yeah, Why?

Shane (29:55)

I was talking to him about it.

Arden (29:57)

That's hot.

Jeff Lewis (29:58)

Yeah.

Arden (29:58)

What does he do?

Sarah Colonna (29:59)

Let's go.

Jeff Lewis (29:59)

I think he's a waiter, right?

Shane (30:01)

Yeah.

Arden (30:01)

I love islands.

Sarah Colonna (30:02)

I have a bunch of gift cards. So do I. Yeah, From a chump. A chump sent him same.

Arden (30:06)

I love islands.

Sarah Colonna (30:07)

Yeah. That's where I'm going to take you on our dinner.

Arden (30:10)

Like, dude, let's meet an island. Do you want to come?

Jeff Lewis (30:12)

Yes. But you know what? Do you know what my nephew said?

Arden (30:15)

What?

Jeff Lewis (30:15)

He said that everybody's pissed because they eliminated the bottomless fries. People have been complaining.

Arden (30:22)

I love fries. I love fries. But you know what?

Sarah Colonna (30:28)

You can't do anything bottomless anymore. Like the Red Lobster did bottomless shrimp. And all the shrimp disappeared.

Jeff Lewis (30:34)

You go broke.

Sarah Colonna (30:35)

You can't do it. People are take two.

Arden (30:36)

I was downtown at a theater this weekend and they had bottomless popcorn.

Jeff Lewis (30:45)

Seriously?

Arden (30:45)

Yeah.

Shane (30:46)

I love that.

Sarah Colonna (30:47)

That makes sense, though.

Shane (30:48)

That's smart. Because how much popcorn do you eat? And it's like after you have like half the thing, you're like, I can't possibly have popcorn.

Arden (30:53)

But look at you. You like yourself. You know what I mean? You can eat a lot of popcorn. You don't eat a lot of popcorn.

Sarah Colonna (30:59)

You think that Airbnb guy eats popcorn and cries? I mean, when he thinks about you.

Shane (31:03)

When he watches Freebird.

Arden (31:05)

Oh, my God. You know what? He really hurt my feelings at my birthday party. So if one night I don't wish him forever, I wish him well. He didn't have to take a divorcee host of his Airbnb on. However, don't hit on my friend.

Sarah Colonna (31:20)

Who did he hit on? Can you tell us that?

Jeff Lewis (31:22)

Is she more famous than you?

Arden (31:24)

At the time, yes.

Jeff Lewis (31:25)

But not anymore.

Arden (31:26)

I think we're equal.

Sarah Colonna (31:29)

I love a leading lady artist. I like it.

Jeff Lewis (31:33)

Arden is giving leading lady energy today.

Arden (31:36)

You know what he really hurt my feelings. And it bothered me that she knew that we were together and they went on a date.

Shane (31:44)

They went out.

Arden (31:45)

Yes. So that's why I'm getting a little sassy. And then she got eliminated from the list. From the birthday list.

Sarah Colonna (31:53)

Yeah, she did.

Arden (31:54)

Because she hurt my feelings. Cause she knew I didn't have a lot.

Sarah Colonna (31:58)

That's fucked up.

Arden (31:58)

It is fucked up. I didn't have a lot of confidence I was coming. I was feeling tense, tender. Tender.

Jeff Lewis (32:03)

Do you now?

Arden (32:04)

Yeah.

Jeff Lewis (32:04)

Okay, good. You should.

Arden (32:05)

Yeah, I do. Yeah. I like myself now and. But I was like, you know, I hadn't been on a date in a long time and you're vulnerable. You feel like.

Sarah Colonna (32:12)

I just thought he hit on her. I didn't know that she actually.

Arden (32:14)

No, they went on a date. They went on a date.

Jeff Lewis (32:17)

That's.

Arden (32:17)

It is. It's not nice.

Jeff Lewis (32:19)

You're still friends with her?

Arden (32:20)

No, she's off the list.

Sarah Colonna (32:21)

You're gonna tell us after the break. Yeah, tell us who it is.

Jeff Lewis (32:24)

Invite her to the holiday party.

Sarah Colonna (32:25)

Oh, yeah.

Arden (32:26)

It was Mittens.

Jeff Lewis (32:28)

Because, I mean, you're gonna have to stir up some shit again this year like you did last year.

Arden (32:31)

Yeah, yeah.

Sarah Colonna (32:32)

You know me. I do need someone to go to Margarita Monday with today.

Arden (32:35)

Mittens. Mittens.

Jeff Lewis (32:36)

If she's available.

Sarah Colonna (32:37)

Yeah.

Arden (32:38)

May as well double trouble. It

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Sarah Colonna (35:06)

He knows that's my bike, right?

Jeff Lewis (35:09)

Yes, sir.

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Jeff Lewis (35:17)

Kylie and Texas, line one. Oh, hi Kylie.

Kylie (35:22)

Hi. Shout out champs.

Shane (35:24)

Shout out Kylie.

Kylie (35:27)

So I have a random story regarding the coffee pots and hotels. My husband was on a business trip and woke up in the morning like 5am, had a cup of coffee, started like feeling amazing. He's texting all of his co workers like in all caps saying like dominate your day day. Like today's gonna be amazing. He sends my daughter like you're the best volleyball player ever. Like freaking out. A couple hours later, he gets in the shower, gets out, his eyes are like pitch black. And long story short, he opens up the coffee maker and there was a baggie that had liquefied into his coffee that I think he was on molly all morning. Had to cancel all this meetings before he like crazy.

Arden (36:07)

That's the best scenario of what it could be.

Sarah Colonna (36:10)

Wow.

Jeff Lewis (36:11)

But see, now the hotel should be checking those. Those machines. Right? Because now the hotel is liable.

Sarah Colonna (36:16)

Yeah, that's your age.

Arden (36:18)

They should be cleaning them out between guests.

Sarah Colonna (36:20)

Well, I bet I'm guessing someone probably put it there thinking they were hiding it.

Arden (36:24)

Yes.

Sarah Colonna (36:24)

Don't you think? And then they got it, right?

Arden (36:26)

Yes. Yeah, but then. But they should be cleaning between guests.

Sarah Colonna (36:29)

Yes, they should ideally either open it and find a pair of underwear.

Jeff Lewis (36:33)

What hotel was it, Kylie? Do you remember?

Kylie (36:35)

It was a Marriott in Houston.

Jeff Lewis (36:37)

Oh, totally. Makes sense. That tracks, right?

Arden (36:41)

Wouldn't do it. The Weston would not do that.

Sarah Colonna (36:43)

Oh my God.

Kylie (36:44)

Totally.

Sarah Colonna (36:45)

How long did. How long was he high?

Kylie (36:48)

Oh my God. So he canceled his.

Sheila (36:50)

He had appointments.

Kylie (36:50)

He got noon and 1. He canceled both of those. He said he drank like 12 bottles of water and orange juice. And finally by 4, he was feeling fine. Like it was. It was terrible. Wow.

Jeff Lewis (37:01)

I would check the coffee maker here. SiriusXM.

Shane (37:04)

I. I put Somali in earlier.

Arden (37:06)

Yeah. Drink it. Wow. Don't worry.

Jeff Lewis (37:08)

Thank you, Kylie.

Arden (37:09)

Wow.

Jeff Lewis (37:09)

You need to check that before you make me my. I don't know.

Shane (37:13)

I'm gonna open it.

Sarah Colonna (37:13)

I remember when I was working at this bar called Formosa. You remember Formosa Cafe? Yeah. I worked there for a long time. And when we were cleaning one night, one of my co workers found a white baggie underneath one of the booths. And he said, should I. Should I take this? And I said, no, you don't want to take. He took it. He snorted it and was up for four days. Wow. Yeah.

Arden (37:34)

Wait for most of the one on the north side of the street. Which one is Jones? Jones. Okay.

Sarah Colonna (37:39)

Okay. Yeah.

Jeff Lewis (37:40)

Wait. Formosas on the north or south?

Shane (37:42)

South. Jones is on north.

Jeff Lewis (37:43)

Got it. Okay. Of Santa Monica, right?

Arden (37:44)

Yeah.

Jeff Lewis (37:45)

Okay. Oh, my God. That's where we could. Or we could.

Sheila (37:48)

We could.

Sarah Colonna (37:49)

We could open our soup and fresh.

Arden (37:50)

Oh, yeah.

Sarah Colonna (37:51)

Yeah. That's not a bad idea.

Shane (37:53)

That breakfast place is so bad.

Arden (37:55)

We could also be close. Like, we could go there. You know what I mean?

Sarah Colonna (38:01)

I'm going to push for the Valley just because I think that's more.

Jeff Lewis (38:04)

Yeah, you're right.

Hotel Handyman / Guest (38:05)

But you need a very big footprint. I think you should do it at the Beverly Center.

Jeff Lewis (38:08)

And we need back bases.

Arden (38:09)

Well, by the way, what? Beverly Conn Connect. The connect.

Hotel Handyman / Guest (38:12)

Back to basics.

Arden (38:13)

But people aren't gonna go park there. I mean, I love the Beverly connection. Don't get me wrong. Obviously I'm sophisticated. But I think you're right. I think it's the Valley. You need parking.

Jeff Lewis (38:24)

The parking is intimidating.

Arden (38:25)

You need parking. You need a lot and not like a major structure.

Sarah Colonna (38:27)

And ours can have a bar. I think ours should have a bar.

Arden (38:30)

We gotta get a liquor license.

Jeff Lewis (38:31)

Yeah. It might be harder to get a liquor license than Sarah.

Sarah Colonna (38:33)

I can get one.

Shane (38:33)

Wine and beer. Wow.

Arden (38:36)

I got excited again just thinking about our franchise.

Jeff Lewis (38:38)

Now, is it true that when Kian was interviewing you, your doorbell rang and a strange man came to your door, which you opened the door to him clutching a baby. And was it a real baby?

Arden (38:49)

Yeah. I was like, oh, this is how I die. I thought, this is a fake baby. He like, this is part of the plan. There was a. And I thought, this is a perfect Thing you're gonna open a. Somebody walks up holding a baby, you're gonna open the door.

Jeff Lewis (39:03)

Yeah.

Arden (39:03)

This is how I kept calling on my murderer to his face. I was like, you're my.

Jeff Lewis (39:06)

Oh, she's opening the door.

Arden (39:08)

I opened it. Cause he had a baby. But I said to him, like, oh, you're my murderer. And then.

Sarah Colonna (39:12)

Yeah, you said that right off the bat.

Arden (39:13)

I did. I was like, it's my murderer's here in front of the child's dad. But they didn't murder me.

Sarah Colonna (39:19)

What did he want?

Arden (39:20)

He wanted a phone charger. Cause he had a Tesla. His phone died. He couldn't get into his car.

Jeff Lewis (39:25)

I think he didn't murder you because you were on the phone with Kian.

Arden (39:27)

Yeah, I agree with you. I actually thought, thank God I'm on the phone. Cause his plan of murder me got. I had a wit. I was saying. And I said, there's a man here with a baby. When I get murdered, that's who did it. And I think if I would not be here today.

Hotel Handyman / Guest (39:42)

So did he come into your home to charge his phone?

Arden (39:45)

No, I didn't let him in. I had an outside plug.

Hotel Handyman / Guest (39:47)

Oh, thank God.

Arden (39:47)

But I did open the door. I didn't lock it in front of him. When I went and got the charger, he could have come in and murdered me then.

Sarah Colonna (39:53)

This is all very unsafe.

Jeff Lewis (39:54)

And did you get your charger back?

Arden (39:56)

He did give it back. He rang the door again. I said, here's my murderer again. And then he and the baby.

Sarah Colonna (40:03)

He charged his phone that fast when you were on the phone with Kian? That doesn't make any sense.

Jeff Lewis (40:06)

He had a fast charger.

Arden (40:07)

It was just enough to get the car unlocked.

Hotel Handyman / Guest (40:09)

He only needs a minute of charge charging to.

Arden (40:11)

Cause then he can power it.

Hotel Handyman / Guest (40:12)

Plug it in.

Arden (40:13)

Yeah. And then he can plug it in in the car just to get the car.

Sarah Colonna (40:17)

Sorry.

Arden (40:18)

Plug it in the car.

Hotel Handyman / Guest (40:19)

Don't you know technology works, Sarah.

Jeff Lewis (40:21)

Wow.

Arden (40:22)

I did think if I wanted to, like, be an assassin, borrowing a baby would be a good tactic.

Jeff Lewis (40:28)

You've got mittens.

Arden (40:29)

Oh, my God. You're.

Jeff Lewis (40:30)

I would open the door to Mittens.

Sarah Colonna (40:31)

I would, too. Yeah.

Arden (40:34)

You know what? Isn't Mittens so cute?

Jeff Lewis (40:37)

So cute.

Arden (40:38)

Oh, is she here?

Sarah Colonna (40:39)

Where is she?

Arden (40:40)

Where is she? Where is she hiding? Where is she hiding?

Jeff Lewis (40:43)

I would open the door if you were standing in front of my door with little mittens. Oh, my God.

Sarah Colonna (40:47)

I do want you to stop opening your door for.

Jeff Lewis (40:50)

Don't you have a gate?

Arden (40:51)

I did. It's not Normally open, but I don't know. I don't know.

Sarah Colonna (40:56)

I feel like you're putting your phone number on Instagram and opening your door.

Arden (41:00)

Airbnb, all of it. I'm just really tempting to.

Sarah Colonna (41:03)

I want you to button it up a little bit.

Arden (41:04)

Look, I hope that this episode is not part of a future dateline. I really do. I hope that they don't play this back.

Sarah Colonna (41:10)

Have they given you season two here yet?

Arden (41:12)

No, not yet. I feel like there's room. Like, it's like. It's like looking positive. I don't know. Hopefully. Yes.

Jeff Lewis (41:17)

Oh, God. Sheila and Denver, line one.

Arden (41:20)

I'm not even gonna look. Surprise me.

Jeff Lewis (41:24)

Hi, Sheila.

Sheila (41:26)

Good morning. Shout out, Shane.

Shane (41:28)

Shout out, Sheila.

Jeff Lewis (41:29)

Is this a fact, Sheila?

Sheila (41:31)

Thank you.

Kylie (41:32)

Yes.

Arden (41:33)

Oh, my God. Surprise me, somebody.

Sheila (41:35)

Okay, one more disgusting hotel coffee pot story, and then we should never talk about this again. But okay. So I heard this on another radio show. This was years ago. And a former hotel maid called in to talk about, you know, how their cleaning protocols were not very good. And I don't remember the chain that she worked for. But anyway, they would start in the bathroom, you know, and kind of clean their way out of the room. So the bathroom's the first thing they clean. Okay. The same cleaning rag that they would use in the bathroom, including on the toilet, was then used to wipe out the coffee pot and probably the ice

Sarah Colonna (42:20)

maker and probably the glasses. Probably everything.

Kylie (42:24)

Everything.

Sarah Colonna (42:24)

Someone DM'd see this. I got a lot of weird DMs after talking about this the other day, but someone DM'd me the same story. Said she saw it. Said she saw some. The lady, like right in front of her wiping everything down with the same rag.

Hotel Handyman (42:36)

Yeah, I can confirm that. That's what they used to do. I used to work at a hotel as a handyman.

Jeff Lewis (42:42)

Why are you just now spe.

Arden (42:46)

Where?

Annie (42:46)

Give us more info.

Hotel Handyman (42:48)

It was at the Marriott.

Jeff Lewis (42:49)

I knew it. I knew it.

Sarah Colonna (42:51)

How is this just coming out?

Annie (42:53)

How old are you?

Hotel Handyman (42:54)

Oh, God, I don't know.

Arden (42:56)

13.

Hotel Handyman (42:57)

Let me see this. Gotta be two, three years after high school. Anywho, I was a handyman for a little while and they would use the same one rag and they'll clean the surface of everything and then. Yeah.

Hotel Handyman / Guest (43:10)

Oh, I think it's important to clarify we're not saying all mentioned Marriott. Housekeeping staff uses the same rag.

Jeff Lewis (43:18)

No, that's what I meant.

Arden (43:19)

I believe it.

Sarah Colonna (43:21)

I have a Pearl Marriott in my family. John's Titanium at Marriott.

Jeff Lewis (43:24)

Oh, that's nice.

Arden (43:25)

Okay, so I believe it because he said anywho. And that actually made it feel real. Yeah, I did that. The any who of it all felt real.

Jeff Lewis (43:33)

I'm not buying. He was a handyman at 13.

Arden (43:35)

I know not. I said 13. I said 13. Okay, 13 years after high school, what

Jeff Lewis (43:40)

kind of shit do you feel fix?

Hotel Handyman (43:42)

Oh, I was. I would go around. There was not much to fix.

Jeff Lewis (43:45)

It was a lie detector. Please.

Hotel Handyman (43:46)

I could show you.

Annie (43:47)

No, seriously. He won't make eyes.

Jeff Lewis (43:49)

That was a lie.

Hotel Handyman (43:50)

Let me tell you something. I'm looking at you in the eyes, Annie, when I tell you this.

Arden (43:54)

Well, it's the hardest thing you face.

Sarah Colonna (43:55)

Oscar's a little.

Jeff Lewis (43:57)

Annie just called him out.

Sarah Colonna (43:58)

He's calling me a liar. I like it when you're mad.

Jeff Lewis (44:00)

All she's saying is that she's noticed when you lie, you don't make eye contact.

Annie (44:03)

I like when he tells facts.

Hotel Handyman (44:05)

Well, let me tell you something, Annie. If you're in a hotel room, if there's something that you use or maybe you don't use, if we go in there and it looks like it's not used, we won't clean it.

Annie (44:16)

Ew.

Jeff Lewis (44:16)

That's a cute dress, Annie.

Annie (44:18)

Thank you so much. It's vintage Kate Spade.

Arden (44:22)

Where'd you get it?

Annie (44:23)

Kate Spade? I actually got it for my mom for Mother's Day when I was like, 13, and I was like, I'm going to get that when I'm older. And I took it.

Arden (44:30)

Wow.

Jeff Lewis (44:31)

It looks so good on you. You knew then it was going to

Annie (44:34)

look good on you then.

Hotel Handyman / Guest (44:36)

Today we should describe it. It's a white dress, but it almost has, like a button up top. It's got cute sleeves and it's flowing.

Sarah Colonna (44:42)

It's like lace.

Annie (44:43)

It's on my Instagram, actually. You can go ch.

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Arden (44:46)

Where did you grow up? Where did you grow up?

Annie (44:48)

Dallas.

Arden (44:49)

There you go. In New England, everybody in my town just wears corduroy and clears brush with their hands like a hooker. If you wear mascara before we go

Jeff Lewis (45:01)

to a break, I just wanted for one. I. I believe that Oscar's lying. What do you think?

Shane (45:06)

No, I think he worked at a hotel.

Sarah Colonna (45:07)

Sarah, I believe him for work. I just don't. I don't think he would make it up.

Arden (45:10)

I did believe. I don't know if he was good at fixing things, but I believe he was employed there for. At some point.

Jeff Lewis (45:16)

You do?

Shane (45:16)

Can you just give us a.

Jeff Lewis (45:17)

Do you think he's telling the truth?

Annie (45:19)

I really don't.

Jeff Lewis (45:21)

Check out Free Bert on Netflix. It's six episodes. You could stream it now, I think I watched ep 5 last night. I'm almost done.

Arden (45:28)

It's fun, right?

Jeff Lewis (45:30)

It's fun, it's quick, it's funny, it's irreverent. It's edgy. Yes, I like that.

Arden (45:34)

Me too.

Jeff Lewis (45:36)

Also, you have live events coming up. Sarah Colonna.

Sarah Colonna (45:38)

Yes. Come see me in Appleton, Wisconsin. The 26th through the 28th of March, April 10th and 11th, Arlington, Virginia. I'll add some more summer dates. But then August 3rd through 9th in Vegas. September 24th through 26, Batavia, Illinois. Saracolona.com.

Arden (45:52)

yeah, girl.

Sarah Colonna (45:52)

Follow Feliz Navi Paz.

Arden (45:54)

Oh, yeah, And Dolly.

Jeff Lewis (45:57)

The last time you were here, you went on a date and you actually went on a little weekend trip and you took Mittens with you.

Arden (46:04)

I did. I brought Mittens. I brought Mittens.

Sarah Colonna (46:05)

Are you still seeing the guy?

Arden (46:06)

I am. I'm still seeing him. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Jeff Lewis (46:09)

So it's going well.

Arden (46:10)

It's going well.

Sarah Colonna (46:10)

Is he in your Airbnb yet?

Arden (46:13)

We met on my Airbnb. Yeah. He's the guy that came up with a baby to murder me. It's going well. It's been like six months.

Jeff Lewis (46:22)

Are you sure he's not a star fucker? Because, you know, you are on a hit show.

Arden (46:26)

I don't think he's a star fucker.

Jeff Lewis (46:28)

Okay.

Arden (46:29)

Yeah.

Jeff Lewis (46:29)

What does he do?

Arden (46:30)

He's an adult man, like, in business. He's like a businessman. And he doesn't have like a. And he doesn't have, like a secret headshot.

Shane (46:37)

Perfect.

Jeff Lewis (46:38)

Okay, good.

Arden (46:38)

That's hard In Los Angeles.

Jeff Lewis (46:40)

Yes.

Arden (46:40)

Like. Like everybody.

Sarah Colonna (46:42)

What kind of business does he want to invest in?

Jeff Lewis (46:44)

Our fresh. He's a businessman.

Arden (46:46)

He's a businessman.

Sarah Colonna (46:47)

I'm just saying we need someone in the business side.

Arden (46:49)

We do.

Jeff Lewis (46:50)

Is that what he tells you? Because it's a very broad.

Arden (46:53)

Well, he walked. I met him when he walked up with a baby. No, I think that, like. Yeah, he's funny and kind and like, he's. So far. I like him.

Sarah Colonna (47:03)

Okay.

Arden (47:04)

I like him. I'm going slow and steady to make sure that. But, like, so far I like him anyway. Likes Mittens.

Jeff Lewis (47:09)

Does he spend the night?

Arden (47:10)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jeff Lewis (47:11)

Okay. Often. Often?

Arden (47:13)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sarah Colonna (47:15)

How often do you guys have sex?

Arden (47:17)

When we're together? It's good.

Annie (47:18)

Yeah.

Arden (47:19)

So. So. But, you know, I don't get like a. You know, like, it's like, you know, he's out of town right now, but, like, on business. He's on business.

Sarah Colonna (47:27)

Yes.

Arden (47:27)

He's a businessman. It's Willy Lowman. Yeah. Yeah. So, so far so good.

Jeff Lewis (47:35)

I like that he likes Mittens. That's important.

Arden (47:37)

He invited Mittens on the getaway. I said no. And then he walked Mittens and I around his house and explained football to us. There's four downs, they're 10 yards each. And he carried her around and explained football to Mittens and I. Oh, that's good.

Sarah Colonna (47:52)

Yeah. That's how John and I.

Arden (47:54)

He carried you and he carried you and Mittens around and explained football.

Annie (47:57)

Explained football.

Arden (47:57)

Yeah. No, I learned about all about football.

Jeff Lewis (48:00)

Where do you play tennis again?

Arden (48:01)

I play it up at the Vermont Canyon Court.

Jeff Lewis (48:04)

Oh, yeah.

Arden (48:04)

Do you want to play?

Jeff Lewis (48:07)

I was actually thinking, because I know you're a tennis player, when I finally joined the country club, which I'm joining, I think in April when I move, you can play there.

Arden (48:15)

Oh, my God, I would love that. We could play mixed double, or we could play against each other. We could just rally, whatever.

Jeff Lewis (48:23)

Right? Right. And I'm gonna get my daughter in lessons, too.

Arden (48:25)

I love it. It makes me happy. And you get to wear funky, cute outfits.

Jeff Lewis (48:28)

That's what she's really interested in, I think.

Arden (48:30)

Do you wear like a hot retro thing? Do you wear sweatbands and stuff? Do you wear tight white shorts like Beyond Borg?

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