
Becky Robinson, Justin Sylvester, & Shane Douglas join Jeff Lewis in Los Angeles.
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Becky Robinson
When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops.
Justin Sylvester
Doug said it was dumb, but maybe I'm dumb because I enjoy it.
Becky Robinson
Maybe I'm just talking about the news.
Justin Sylvester
We don't talk about the news here.
Becky Robinson
No, just sex.
Justin Sylvester
There's gotta be that one actor or actress that nobody likes. Cause we have that here.
Becky Robinson
Oh, my God. Who is it?
Justin Sylvester
Me.
Becky Robinson
Jeff Lewis has issues.
Justin Sylvester
Hey, it's Jeff Lewis and I have issues. In today's episode, Becky Robinson and Justin Sylvester join the show. We talk about educational movies, street legal golf carts and rich white women. You have a very nice tan.
Becky Robinson
I just got back from Idaho.
Justin Sylvester
I heard it was a girls trip.
Becky Robinson
There was. People brought their significant. It was. Yeah, everyone had a lover.
Shane
It was supposed to be a girls trip. And then these girls brought their dumbass boyfriends.
Becky Robinson
Everyone brought their boyfriends, their husbands. I just.
Rachel Lindsay
I'd be pissed.
Becky Robinson
Yeah.
Justin Sylvester
How many girls?
Becky Robinson
We had 11 people total. And it was like half and half.
Justin Sylvester
Oh, I saw a picture of a lot of white people.
Rachel Lindsay
Yeah, it was Idaho.
Justin Sylvester
Yeah.
Rachel Lindsay
What do you expect?
Justin Sylvester
A lot of pretty girls. Now there was a post where I believe it said tits to the wind and you and your friends were tubing and topless.
Becky Robinson
Tour's about to start on Friday. Every year on Labor Day. My birthday's in September. I try to throw a little bash for all the people I love. Last year, only my sister and her husband came. And that was sad. So luckily this year we actually had some friends came out, some chuckle fuckers rented a big house and I just like to like, get naked. Like I just like to feel tits loose bouncing on a boat.
Rachel Lindsay
You're one of those white ladies.
Becky Robinson
Yeah.
Rachel Lindsay
Like, you don't give a fuck who's in the room. Like, just.
Becky Robinson
There's a couple families down the way. There it is.
Rachel Lindsay
Yeah.
Justin Sylvester
So it looks like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 pretty white girls topless.
Becky Robinson
That one had her small child in the back of the boat, so.
Rachel Lindsay
Oh, we gotta get you a black friend.
Becky Robinson
And I have them. I just.
Rachel Lindsay
We gotta get you. Yeah.
Becky Robinson
We were on together today. Was hoping we could connect. Yeah.
Rachel Lindsay
I'll see you next Labor Day.
Becky Robinson
Perfect.
Rachel Lindsay
I can't talk. I went to Aspen. It's all white ladies, right?
Becky Robinson
We're in Aspen.
Rachel Lindsay
Although we're taking over. Like, there were a lot of black folks in Aspen this weekend. And I'm about to start an embassy there. Did you roll? They went. They were at Kimo Sabi. We were at Matsuhitsu. We were dressed appropriately. We were ready for the moment. We all had our western wear. I was so excited to see them. And they were excited to see me.
Justin Sylvester
Well, that they weren't in Idaho. Not at the lake where you were.
Becky Robinson
Would you now would you circle back to Aspen during the winter? Are you a summer Aspen?
Rachel Lindsay
No, I do both. I do both. I go. I also go. Where? Like, I get free room and board.
Becky Robinson
Of course.
Rachel Lindsay
That's where you got to do it.
Becky Robinson
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Justin Sylvester
So who are you staying with? Kyle?
Rachel Lindsay
No, my friend. So I switch it. I go between Kyle's house. I have a girlfriend named Jamie who has a house there. She's dialed in. She lives there 24 7. So when she invites me, I.
Justin Sylvester
You go?
Rachel Lindsay
Yeah.
Justin Sylvester
And do you take the BF with you?
Rachel Lindsay
I took him this time.
Justin Sylvester
Okay, and how did that go?
Rachel Lindsay
I think he was overstimulated because I can take a lot of white lady. He can't. Right. He's not used to it.
Becky Robinson
Right.
Rachel Lindsay
So it was a lot. It was a lot. It was a lot of hair extensions, a lot of Pinot grige. It was just too much.
Becky Robinson
Savvy bees flowing.
Rachel Lindsay
Savvy bees flowing.
Justin Sylvester
Now your tulum classic is coming up. I hear there's only 10 spots left.
Becky Robinson
Yes. We're sitting down to the bare min. Yes. So we did create a code for the trumps because I know you guys have Bravocon. You can't out. And we're so sad. But maybe next time. But we created a code for. I think it's 10 or 15% off if any of the chump gees want to come.
Justin Sylvester
And it's entitled Chump. Use the code. Entitled chump.
Becky Robinson
Entitled chump. At checkout.
Justin Sylvester
Yeah, 10 more spots.
Becky Robinson
10 more spots.
Justin Sylvester
All right. Did you hire all the strippers slash prostitutes?
Becky Robinson
We have, yes.
Rachel Lindsay
Great.
Justin Sylvester
How many?
Becky Robinson
And we found some more. I think it's up to like, 12 or 15 now.
Justin Sylvester
You have 15 dudes?
Becky Robinson
There's a lot.
Rachel Lindsay
Wait, wait, wait. You have. You have some dudes going there. Down for your.
Justin Sylvester
Yeah.
Becky Robinson
So we've hired. I went down there to audition some male Chippendales to be the, like, the beverage cart drivers on the course. But then I put that. I was like, can you make me a vodka soda? Had no idea what they were doing. So I was like, we're just gonna have you dance on us.
Rachel Lindsay
Done? Yeah, done.
Becky Robinson
Just toss us around a little bit.
Rachel Lindsay
You know, Just a bunch of housewives. Yes, I'm here. I might take one of those spots.
Becky Robinson
Please do. Please do.
Justin Sylvester
So where do we get to see these strippers? And are they. Are they ones. Are they, like. If you give them a little extra tips, they'll do more?
Becky Robinson
I believe so. Because I did ask. I said verbatim, where do we stand morally? And the translator said, none. No morals.
Justin Sylvester
Perfect.
Becky Robinson
Which I was thrilled about.
Rachel Lindsay
Yeah. I can't wait for this Netflix documentary in two years. This is gonna be amazing.
Becky Robinson
You'll see them right upon touchdown. And I'll send you a video. I'll say, you could have been here.
Justin Sylvester
I know. So you leave, what, Wednesday?
Becky Robinson
Yeah, I think we'll have to go down a week early. Yeah. Just to kind of get acclimated.
Justin Sylvester
Yeah. Because we leave, I think, Thursday then for BravoCon, that following Thursday.
Rachel Lindsay
And you guys are staying there the whole time?
Justin Sylvester
We're staying, yeah. Thursday to Sunday.
Rachel Lindsay
Oh, nice.
Justin Sylvester
At BravoCon in November. So it was going to be too much, I think, to do one trip and then be back for, like, three days.
Becky Robinson
Sure.
Justin Sylvester
And then leave again.
Becky Robinson
Yeah.
Justin Sylvester
You're not buying that.
Becky Robinson
I just know how I travel and I, you know, I rise to the occasion, and it's okay that you don't. I can say my tour schedule is so hellacious. Like, I'm not in a good place mentally. Neither is Nick. Nikki. You've seen him on here. Spiraling.
Justin Sylvester
Yeah.
Becky Robinson
You're like, you know, you need rest and, you know, you need turnaround time to, like, be on and be good. And, like, they just grind us into the ground.
Rachel Lindsay
Maybe show them the Chippendales that you got in Mexico. That might entice them.
Justin Sylvester
When. When do you fly back? So we would have to. Shane and I Would have to fly by ourselves down there, Right?
Becky Robinson
Yeah.
Justin Sylvester
And then could we hitch a ride back from you? Are you coming back Sunday?
Becky Robinson
I feel like I'll probably. I'll probably do like a month residency down there. Like, I don't.
Justin Sylvester
You're gonna be down there?
Becky Robinson
I gotta get down early so I.
Justin Sylvester
Can get Montezuma's revenge or an Arrow.
Rachel Lindsay
She's got no kids.
Justin Sylvester
Have you done Arrow? Does Arrow go to Aspen?
Rachel Lindsay
Arrow does go to Aspen, but it's so expensive.
Justin Sylvester
So expensive.
Rachel Lindsay
It's crazy expensive. I don't even know if it's worth it. It's an hour and 12 minutes.
Justin Sylvester
Yeah. How much. How much is it?
Rachel Lindsay
2,000 away.
Becky Robinson
I don't think they go to Mexico.
Justin Sylvester
Yes, they do.
Rachel Lindsay
Oh, do they go to Cabo?
Shane
Do not go to. But hers is in Tulum. That's the whole thing.
Justin Sylvester
Oh, they just go to Cabo.
Becky Robinson
As far away.
Rachel Lindsay
But now there's a direct flight to Tulum.
Becky Robinson
There is.
Justin Sylvester
Oh, there is on Arrow.
Rachel Lindsay
On. No, no, on United.
Becky Robinson
Okay.
Rachel Lindsay
There's one direct into Tulum.
Justin Sylvester
Now, I do have a question because we were thinking about doing chump con in Cabo. Do you have insurance?
Becky Robinson
Yeah.
Rachel Lindsay
No.
Becky Robinson
Someone. Someone.
Rachel Lindsay
She has as much insurance.
Justin Sylvester
I'm wondering if I need that just in case my insurance company doesn't insure me out of the country. Yeah, I'm wondering if I get the name of your insurance company.
Becky Robinson
Yeah, my manager did it. We'll connect you.
Justin Sylvester
Okay, I. I appreciate that. Now, is it true that you just got out of another thing? You were dating someone?
Becky Robinson
Yes.
Justin Sylvester
What happened? Becky.
Rachel Lindsay
Becky.
Justin Sylvester
Say it. Back it up. How did you meet him? What does he look like?
Becky Robinson
Met him through a friend. Blonde, blue eyes.
Justin Sylvester
How tall?
Becky Robinson
Tough to say. 6ft 5'11, I think there's something about him that I think is fairly known, that I think he's like. I don't know if he's. This guy's not a public Persona, but, like, I think he wears. Wears the shoes with.
Rachel Lindsay
Shut up.
Becky Robinson
Oh, the lifts with the boosts and so much. So, like, he wears shoes in his house full time?
Rachel Lindsay
No.
Becky Robinson
So it was something we talked about. It's like. It's a point of insecurity for him. Like, we spoke openly about it. I was like, you can take your crocs off in the house.
Justin Sylvester
So with his shoes on, how tall was he?
Becky Robinson
Very tall. Horizontally.
Rachel Lindsay
Right.
Shane
So he's probably 5 7.
Becky Robinson
I would say, like, photo wise together. Like. Yeah, he looked like about 5 10.
Rachel Lindsay
With the lips with the pumps with the padded bra.
Justin Sylvester
Now I have a quote here from you. You said, he has a dick sent from heaven. Is that true?
Becky Robinson
Yeah, it curves just in the right way.
Rachel Lindsay
Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Becky Robinson
No, basically, what happened was this guy introduced me to his child, to all of his friends, but then paraded me around like a prize marlin. But I was just a Wednesday tilapia. Like, I. Basically, he was, you know, I think, like, hooking up with, like, 50 people a week.
Rachel Lindsay
No, hold on.
Becky Robinson
Like, an obscene amount to where I was just like. Like we were. He said, I love you.
Justin Sylvester
He said, I love you.
Becky Robinson
Yeah.
Rachel Lindsay
And how long were you guys together?
Becky Robinson
And, you know, I say it first all the time.
Rachel Lindsay
How long did you say we were together?
Becky Robinson
We were just like, low pressure, whatever. I don't know. And it just.
Justin Sylvester
How long did it go on?
Becky Robinson
It just. We talked at a point where it was like we were teen lovers, like, talking for hours on the phone every day to where it was like, okay. I'm like, I don't know how you have that much time.
Rachel Lindsay
I guess she's afraid to tell you how long it went because it's such a short amount of time since April. Oh, that's not bad.
Shane
That's good.
Justin Sylvester
Four months. Yeah, that's ish. Three months.
Becky Robinson
Yeah.
Rachel Lindsay
It's pretty lesbian of you. Meet the kids. Best friends.
Justin Sylvester
Did you say, I love you?
Becky Robinson
Yeah.
Justin Sylvester
Were you in love, Jeff?
Becky Robinson
I don't even know anymore.
Justin Sylvester
You could have. You could have been. You could have been dickmatized. Yeah, that happens.
Becky Robinson
Definitely. No, but you know what? The thing that kept me on hook was not the peen for the first time ever. It was that I would finish, like, six shows in a row. And, like, usually after that, I'm like, I can't speak to anyone. Like, I need to go hide for, like, 12 hours. And he would call and he would make me laugh for, like, hours. Like, he would kind of refill my cup. Oh, dick not included. Just verbally. It felt like, like, in my relationship with the woman, like, she was eating kale salads every day. She was a lot of judgment, but this guy was shoveling down Taco Bell in front of him. I don't know why he didn't like me back, though. Think of it.
Shane
Something's wrong with him.
Rachel Lindsay
He's like, damn, she could eat cheap date Taco Bell.
Becky Robinson
Just felt like we both felt like we could be each other.
Justin Sylvester
Sexy. When your girlfriend eats six tacos in front of you.
Becky Robinson
After I. I kind.
Rachel Lindsay
I know what happened.
Becky Robinson
He was doing the same thing. All right.
Rachel Lindsay
I know what happened.
Becky Robinson
What do you mean?
Justin Sylvester
What?
Rachel Lindsay
You talked about the pumps. You made a comment. You were drunk and you made a comment about his pumps.
Becky Robinson
Never.
Rachel Lindsay
Yes, you did. No, no, you did it.
Justin Sylvester
You said you talked about it.
Becky Robinson
Well, just now you probably did in your sleep. I was trying to. I'm also going back on tour and I was like, I can't have someone making me feel like a just throwaway person.
Rachel Lindsay
Like, you need to focus.
Becky Robinson
It's ruining my like big dick energy, you know? I'm like, I feel like a giant put. Like this guy's making me feel like shit. Like I'm just nothing.
Justin Sylvester
How did you find out he was seeing other girls?
Becky Robinson
I asked him. We went on a trip together and I was like. I was like, tell me about your insecurities. He told me about, you know, the pumps. And then, and then I asked and I wish I wouldn't have, but I was like. Like, you've got. You told me like, loved me and now you're. And then. But then he was also very upfront about it, which I was like, that's nice. But I was like, this isn't something I can do.
Rachel Lindsay
Wait, hold on, hold on. You were seeing a man for three months. You had not had an exclusive conversation. He was making you feel good, he was making you laugh, and his dick curved at the top and you left him because you didn't ask the right questions at the right time or just.
Justin Sylvester
Understand that you define the relationship.
Becky Robinson
I just don't think he's ever going to be like, I don't think. I think I was scared because of how much I was starting to like, like him, maybe love him. And I was like, if this goes any further and he continues being this way, like if he can't be what I think I want him to.
Rachel Lindsay
But you didn't give him a chance.
Justin Sylvester
But you know what? He's love bombing other people too. Sorry. Yeah, he's love bombing.
Becky Robinson
Also, everyone, every single friend, including the friend that introduced us for the first time, said stay away.
Rachel Lindsay
Oh, the friend that introduced you guys said stay away.
Becky Robinson
Many people said stay away.
Justin Sylvester
Wait, after she introduced you. Yeah, she said stay away.
Becky Robinson
Then they were like, oh, you guys actually do seem fun together. Nevermind. I was like, maybe. Maybe I'm different. Maybe this will be a fun thing.
Rachel Lindsay
No.
Becky Robinson
Tried to keep it fun.
Shane
Turn a hoe into a housewife.
Becky Robinson
Tried to keep it fun. And like, I'm that way too. Like, I like to have fun. I hooked up with my boat captain in Greece.
Shane
Oh, we knew.
Justin Sylvester
Yeah. We know. Everybody knows.
Rachel Lindsay
Remember?
Justin Sylvester
Nikki cried.
Becky Robinson
I was. Nikki cried. Nikki was. But no one wants to kiss me. I was just trying to. God forbid I try to protect myself.
Rachel Lindsay
Damn.
Becky Robinson
That's all. I was just like, I don't think I can do it. And then he was like, well, do you want to be friends? Because I don't want to lose this in life. And I was like, I do not suck the dicks of people I want to be friends with. I'm sorry. I can't do it.
Rachel Lindsay
So you're a gay man. We're the same way.
Becky Robinson
Thank you. So that means so much.
Rachel Lindsay
You're such a gay man. It was your first time bottoming in a relationship and you didn't like it?
Becky Robinson
Goddamn sure.
Justin Sylvester
How quickly did he tell you he loved you?
Becky Robinson
A few months.
Justin Sylvester
Okay.
Becky Robinson
Yeah.
Shane
An appropriate amount of time.
Rachel Lindsay
This is crazy.
Justin Sylvester
It's kind of crazy that he said he loves you and then he's like sleeping with all these girls.
Shane
Well, at that point, why. Why didn't you say, are we exclusive.
Rachel Lindsay
Or can we be exclusive?
Becky Robinson
Well, it was like at that point that we started talking about, I was just like, roughly. Because I've heard what people have said. I was like, what are your numbers looking like? Because I know what mine are like. And I'm just like. I'm just kind of curious, like, is it what people are. Are saying, have said? And it was like three times more. And I was like, wait, he told.
Justin Sylvester
You how many girls he's sleeping with or like, had? Why would you say that to someone unless you're just trying to hurt them?
Becky Robinson
Had. Since we had started talking, because he was like, we have this honest thing with each other. And I was like, yeah, I like that. But then after all the emotional stuff, I was just like. I couldn't help but it hurt so bad to hear it that I was like, yeah, I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it.
Justin Sylvester
I agree. I think it erodes your self esteem and self confidence.
Becky Robinson
God damn.
Jameson
Sure wants to know how many.
Justin Sylvester
Oh, that's. Yeah, that's it.
Becky Robinson
Really feel comfortable sharing that piece?
Justin Sylvester
No one knows who he is.
Becky Robinson
Okay.
Justin Sylvester
How many?
Becky Robinson
I think some of his friends listen to this.
Rachel Lindsay
That's okay.
Justin Sylvester
Who cares?
Rachel Lindsay
We don't.
Justin Sylvester
You're done with him, right?
Becky Robinson
It was. It was like 10, 20 since April. That's what he said.
Rachel Lindsay
But.
Jameson
And how many of these people do you think he introduced his kid to? That's the part for me that. Where I'm kind of like, he was.
Becky Robinson
Like, I never do this, but I'm.
Justin Sylvester
Like, but now he's a liar.
Rachel Lindsay
The kid's like, are you Ms. Ashley?
Becky Robinson
Well, the kid. Actually. This is the craziest part. The mom has been to my shows. The mom was like a fan of entitled.
Rachel Lindsay
She's a gal.
Becky Robinson
So the first time I met the sweet child, he goes, when do I get to meet Dashiell and Maccabee?
Jameson
Stop.
Becky Robinson
And I said, honey, they're not real.
Shane
You told them they're not real.
Becky Robinson
But the mom was like, cool. She's like, been to a show. She knew who I was before he did.
Justin Sylvester
Are you into PDA at all?
Becky Robinson
Very much.
Justin Sylvester
When you're drunk or sober?
Becky Robinson
Drunk.
Justin Sylvester
Same. Yeah, when I'm sober, I'm not into pda, but when I'm drunk, forget about it.
Becky Robinson
A couple sauvy bees. I'm like, kiss me on the mouth.
Rachel Lindsay
I can see you making out in church. Like you're just ratchet.
Justin Sylvester
Did you get your. Did you get an alarm on that house, by the way?
Becky Robinson
Jeff, we can't keep talking about this publicly.
Justin Sylvester
You have to get an alarm.
Becky Robinson
Okay, I will.
Justin Sylvester
You're locking your doors now, right?
Becky Robinson
I just had a conversation, though. When the fire was rolling up behind my house.
Justin Sylvester
Yes.
Becky Robinson
And I had to pack a go bag. The only thing I packed was a wig and two bottles of wine. So I'm. And two pairs of period underwear.
Justin Sylvester
So you have nothing?
Becky Robinson
So I have nothing. Like, what, is someone gonna come in and steal. Nothing. There's just wigs and tequila in my house.
Shane
You are a gay man.
Rachel Lindsay
You totally gay. This is crazy.
Becky Robinson
Oh, shit.
Rachel Lindsay
Also, don't let him talk shit about your house. He has a porter potty out there since last August.
Justin Sylvester
It's been over three years.
Rachel Lindsay
Literally, I've used it like at least four times. It's actually clean.
Justin Sylvester
It is clean. Yeah. They keep that up every Monday.
Rachel Lindsay
Yeah. You need to refill the hand sanitizer, though, on the right hand side. I know.
Justin Sylvester
Did you see the new driveway?
Rachel Lindsay
I did. It's really nice.
Justin Sylvester
Thank you.
Rachel Lindsay
It's really nice, but they were sleeping on the job the other day when I went by. I had to be like, get the fuck up.
Justin Sylvester
Wait, are you sure they weren't just taking a lunch break? Cause I allow a lunch break, a very short lunch break.
Rachel Lindsay
I don't know if that was a break. Sure.
Justin Sylvester
We talked like 20 minutes. 20 to 30 minutes. Sometimes they'll nap. Yeah, which is why I took all the lawn out. Now there's no place to sleep. They can't get comfortable.
Rachel Lindsay
You can't get comfortable. God, I know more about that house than you do.
Justin Sylvester
It's crazy. Oh, yes, you do, because I've given you a tour. You're one of the only people that has had it to work.
Rachel Lindsay
Oh, yeah. Also, can we. We talked about that last time we came. Can I also talk about something? I want to retract something. Honestly.
Becky Robinson
Here we go.
Rachel Lindsay
I gave Keon props for his professionalism last time I was here, but I take that the fuck back. After his attitude on Sunday.
Justin Sylvester
What happened?
Rachel Lindsay
So, first of all, he hits me up like a Jehovah witness again on a Sunday. And he starts out with, hey, Justin, confirming radio tomorrow and wondering if you have a few minutes to go over any updates or things we can bring up. Started out cool.
Jameson
Great.
Rachel Lindsay
I said great. Still in for tomorrow. I'm still waiting on the Today show. Still trying to figure out how to lose that 10 pounds I gained from my relationship, which is a bitch. And I blame him. His response, gotta starve yourself. It's the only way. Maybe that's why you haven't gotten the Today show yet.
Becky Robinson
Hot throat cutthroat.
Rachel Lindsay
Start there. You'll get a call immediately. Oh.
Justin Sylvester
You know what? It comes from a place of love.
Shane
That's wild.
Justin Sylvester
He really wants to see you. Get that.
Rachel Lindsay
You are on one. That right here. He was on one. He hit you up, too.
Becky Robinson
I texted him a few things, and he goes, where do you meet these men? And I was like, in hell. And he goes, clearly, no.
Justin Sylvester
He's a little bitch. You know what he said? I said, oh, my gosh. I go, oh, David Archuleta.
Rachel Lindsay
He wrote.
Justin Sylvester
He has a book out. He goes, when did he learn to read and write? No, he's an asshole.
Rachel Lindsay
He's an asshole. Okay. Someone lick his balls. He is hurting over there. What is wrong with you?
Justin Sylvester
Oh, by the way, the other day, he put on this whole innocent act. Oh, I don't like to kiss on the first date. Did you hear that bullshit?
Rachel Lindsay
No.
Justin Sylvester
Oh, he had a coffee date. And I don't know, I was like, this guy seems like an alley cat. There is no fucking way he's as innocent as he's. He's presenting, bro.
Rachel Lindsay
He is feral.
Justin Sylvester
No shit. So yesterday. Oh, I had a coffee date on Saturday. Yes. No, we talked for two hours. We didn't. So then Annie spills it, and she goes, oh, yeah. She goes, he's acting innocent because he's seeing a bunch of different girls.
Rachel Lindsay
Oh, she's.
Justin Sylvester
And he doesn't want the girl. The Saturday girl. He wants her to think, oh, she's the only kind of like your guy thinking.
Rachel Lindsay
They're the only ones.
Justin Sylvester
He's the only one.
Rachel Lindsay
Yeah.
Becky Robinson
He's doing a bunch of first dates and they're not going to second dates because he doesn't like the girls.
Justin Sylvester
But he's.
Shane
He's fresh on the app.
Rachel Lindsay
Yeah, what app are you doing?
Justin Sylvester
He's dating.
Becky Robinson
Dating first.
Rachel Lindsay
Are you a hinge? Yeah, but are you. Didn't you just kissing those girls?
Justin Sylvester
Annie, don't you think.
Becky Robinson
He told me two months ago, but who knows?
Justin Sylvester
Yeah, you can't trust him. He's kissing those girls.
Becky Robinson
Some type of kissing.
Rachel Lindsay
He's doing more than kissing.
Justin Sylvester
Yeah, I agree.
Rachel Lindsay
Like, come on, sir, Be real. He just got out of a relationship two months ago. How long were you in that relationship?
Justin Sylvester
Six months, maybe.
Rachel Lindsay
Oh, that dude's gonna be on antibiotics in two weeks.
Justin Sylvester
Yeah, I agree.
Rachel Lindsay
Okay? He's all over the place. You're taking bitches down from La Canada to goddamn Torrance.
Justin Sylvester
No, he'll drive for the girls out there. He'll go to Westlake Village.
Becky Robinson
Really?
Justin Sylvester
Oh, yeah. He'll go all the way to Westlake.
Rachel Lindsay
The CDC must know your number. If not, I'll give it to him.
Becky Robinson
Kian, why don't you pop over to Calabasas? We can have a talk about it. We can break bread and figure out what's going on.
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Justin Sylvester
Just hop on it.
Rachel Lindsay
Just grab a wig.
Becky Robinson
God forbid you send me a link to a good house alarm system. Do you have one? I'm sure you must.
Justin Sylvester
Yes. Don't do that. ADT for $99 a month.
Rachel Lindsay
No call.
Shane
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Becky Robinson
Post.
Justin Sylvester
Post. But there's maybe. There's probably a Calabasas company that services that area.
Rachel Lindsay
SSD is really good too. Okay, I like that.
Justin Sylvester
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Shane
Someone to call in trouble.
Justin Sylvester
Do you have someone to show up? The cops aren't gonna show up if your alarm goes off.
Becky Robinson
Golden doodle for.
Jameson
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Shane
Need someone to do a drive by while you're on tour?
Becky Robinson
Yeah, the neighbor is my house manager. My next door neighbor manages the house.
Rachel Lindsay
Oh, great.
Justin Sylvester
That's good. Do you pay him?
Becky Robinson
Yeah.
Justin Sylvester
That's nice. That's a nice deal.
Rachel Lindsay
Yeah.
Becky Robinson
She's retired.
Justin Sylvester
What's going on with the golf cart?
Becky Robinson
It's at the house. I just drove it to Erewhon the other day. Didn't get rested.
Justin Sylvester
How fast does it.
Becky Robinson
Not fast enough. There were cars on my ass honking left and right. I only have to hop over the 101 to get there.
Rachel Lindsay
So wait, you take the golf cart and the 101 just over the overpass still.
Justin Sylvester
That's what street. What's your exit?
Becky Robinson
Should I be saying this?
Justin Sylvester
Yeah, it's fine. Are you Calabasas Parkway?
Becky Robinson
Lost Hills.
Justin Sylvester
Okay, so you drove on that with the golf cart?
Becky Robinson
Yeah.
Justin Sylvester
Yeah. That doesn't seem safe.
Becky Robinson
It is safe. It's street legal. I just don't have a plate for it yet.
Shane
Yeah, so it's not street.
Justin Sylvester
And you have to get insurance. You have to get insurance for it.
Shane
You know that it's not street legal for you.
Becky Robinson
But does that mean I have to drive it to the dmv? Cause that'll be illegal as well.
Justin Sylvester
No, I don't think so. But you do need to get insurance in case you hit somebody, which you could for sure, but my guess is you roll them without insurance.
Becky Robinson
It has two wine racks attached to the back of it.
Rachel Lindsay
No.
Becky Robinson
Yeah.
Rachel Lindsay
You're doing it. You're fucking doing it.
Becky Robinson
And it has a frunk. Wait, so what do you think the license plate should be, though?
Rachel Lindsay
Oh.
Justin Sylvester
Oh, you're doing a personalized yes. Yeah, yeah. What is your. What's the one on your car? Did you get a G wagon, by the way?
Becky Robinson
Not yet.
Justin Sylvester
You said you were gonna get one.
Becky Robinson
Yeah, I haven't yet. Shopping.
Rachel Lindsay
How much money you make?
Justin Sylvester
You know, you should go Keys on Van Nuys.
Becky Robinson
Not enough to be happy.
Rachel Lindsay
Don't go to Keys on Van.
Justin Sylvester
Go Keys on Van Nuys. That's where. That's where Carney just got her car.
Becky Robinson
Okay.
Justin Sylvester
Second largest dealership in. In the country.
Rachel Lindsay
Did she get a good deal?
Justin Sylvester
Well, probably not, but she thinks she did.
Rachel Lindsay
I was about to say, yeah, she didn't look like the type that she's gonna negotiate.
Justin Sylvester
No, no, she.
Shane
She brought. Brought them tacos. She likes to go in Nice. You know, go in, like, over.
Rachel Lindsay
That's. By the way. That's.
Justin Sylvester
You're right. They saw her coming.
Rachel Lindsay
They saw her coming. She was a fish in the barrel. Like, you can't do that.
Becky Robinson
She did, you wag.
Justin Sylvester
No, she got one of the big electric ones, the big sedan Rivian. No, no, she got the Mercedes. 1450 something. Whatever. It's a pretty car.
Rachel Lindsay
It's a nice car. Are you switching to Mercedes or heard.
Justin Sylvester
I'm not switching. I'm just. I was gonna get one in addition.
Rachel Lindsay
Nice.
Justin Sylvester
I just don't right now. The car. The. I would get one now, but the driveway is tandem right now. So the new. You've Seen the new driveway? The new one's circular, so it'll be easier.
Rachel Lindsay
Yeah, it's really nice. I carved my initials on it.
Justin Sylvester
Circle driveway. Oh, he stepped on it.
Shane
I had to.
Justin Sylvester
Yeah, we got Shane's footprint in there for athletes.
Becky Robinson
Little bare feet. Are people still coming over? Neighbors still coming over to eat your charcute?
Shane
Just Justin.
Justin Sylvester
Oh, oh, I'm there. By the way, Ty is coming into town in two weeks and I was thinking that maybe you should come out. We should go to drinks with you.
Rachel Lindsay
Yeah, let's do it.
Justin Sylvester
So should I bring another black person that would. Honestly, could you.
Rachel Lindsay
Look, this is my Christmas. This is my Christmas gift to you.
Justin Sylvester
Thank you. He makes fun of me. He actually did call me out. He did call me out because he was jogging by the house. I'm like, justin, hey, come on in.
Rachel Lindsay
He was like, come on in. I'm like, what the fuck? He's never nice in the afternoon. The mornings, cranky ass. And then I get in the house, he shows me every square inch and he's like, oh my God, Armando. Hey, there's a little paint splatter. Can I show you know, can you put a sticker? He's like, no, no, actually, give me the tape. I'm going to do it, do it for you whenever. Yeah, whenever you guys get a chance.
Justin Sylvester
Cuz Ty was there and I wanted him to see, see, I have black friends.
Becky Robinson
Oh, unbelievable.
Rachel Lindsay
It was crazy. And then, oh, and then the part I left out the. My cuz I remembered this after I left the part I left out. We get through the whole house tour, we get to this and I'm gonna call her and tell her that you're using her. We get to a guest room and he goes, oh, yeah, this is a guest room. You know, Cynthia Bailey says that she wants to like, she's gonna stay in this room. That's so true. Cynthia Bailey said she can't wait. And I told her, anytime, you know, anytime. And I'm like, wait, what? I was like, scooby Doo. I was like, oh. Like, are you really just like. And Lakendra? What lake? Like just every black person you knew the cards were turning.
Justin Sylvester
Well, at least I'm trying. Look at Becky. She doesn't even make an effort.
Rachel Lindsay
And by the way, Ty was buying it. That was the craziest part.
Justin Sylvester
He was buying it.
Rachel Lindsay
He was buying it.
Justin Sylvester
Yeah.
Rachel Lindsay
Then he was going to Kelly Dod's house. I was like, ah, you fucked up. Hey, cnn, Fox News.
Justin Sylvester
Yes. You know what? I might have given him the impression that Justin and I are closer than we are.
Rachel Lindsay
And I said, you know what? I'm a girls girl. Fuck it, go for it.
Justin Sylvester
You. You did back me.
Rachel Lindsay
I backed you.
Justin Sylvester
You did back.
Rachel Lindsay
I backed you.
Justin Sylvester
And I would appreciate it if you could back me in about two weeks.
Rachel Lindsay
I will do it again right there.
Becky Robinson
That's a good friend.
Rachel Lindsay
Thank you for being a friend. Damn, you should have been in Aspen this weekend.
Becky Robinson
Was it gay ski week?
Justin Sylvester
Where was I this weekend? I was in Dallas.
Becky Robinson
Do you go to that?
Rachel Lindsay
It was. No, I don't go to gay ski week. I don't like too gay of a thing. Same when there's too many gays in one, it becomes like a meat market.
Justin Sylvester
Or any gays.
Rachel Lindsay
Yeah, I like to be the only one. And I was there this weekend and Kevin Costner.
Justin Sylvester
No.
Rachel Lindsay
Is the fucking bachelor of Aspen. And every bitch with highlights, even if they're married, are throwing their titties right on Kevin Costner. And it is amazing.
Justin Sylvester
Would you, Becky?
Becky Robinson
Mm, yeah.
Rachel Lindsay
Yeah, you would too.
Justin Sylvester
He's a good looking man.
Rachel Lindsay
He's a good looking man and he's got a fat ass. Fucking ranch. It's wild. You've never seen anything like it. They charge like 250 a weekend for weddings. It's crazy.
Becky Robinson
Yeah, I've seen him there before. I'm good friends with Wendy at Kimo Sabe, the one who owns that. And we've done a lot of like events there and stuff. And sometimes Kevi Costi rolls through and I'm like, sup papi?
Rachel Lindsay
Yeah, right.
Becky Robinson
Fuck going on.
Rachel Lindsay
Want to take that mustache ride?
Becky Robinson
Should we steam some hats together?
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Rachel Lindsay
We're just eating.
Justin Sylvester
Yeah.
Rachel Lindsay
I don't know how, but we're eating. I don't. I don't get it. And I can't lose it. I also think it might be my age. Like, I just turned 38, so I think it might be that People used to warn me about that. When men hit a certain age, the metabolism just fucking shuts down.
Justin Sylvester
Yeah.
Rachel Lindsay
Like the government sometimes, you know, the government will call you and be like, hey, we're gonna shut down for two weeks. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I feel like. My metabolism is like, like, but he's doing it too. Which I'm like, okay, if we're on the same page, like, I'm good.
Justin Sylvester
I think the TV and eating is does it for me. Especially that prime pizza.
Becky Robinson
So good.
Justin Sylvester
This is so good.
Rachel Lindsay
So good.
Becky Robinson
What about late night?
Justin Sylvester
You get the meat lovers?
Rachel Lindsay
Oh, I get the meat lovers. What a side of ranch?
Justin Sylvester
Same.
Rachel Lindsay
Do you really?
Justin Sylvester
That's my favorite. Oh, yeah, it's my favorite.
Rachel Lindsay
You really might be friends.
Justin Sylvester
How many, how many pieces will you eat in one sitting?
Rachel Lindsay
You Know what? I'm really good. I have two in one sitting. I'll let it sit out for a minute. I'll go get two more.
Justin Sylvester
Yeah.
Rachel Lindsay
And then I'll get a cold one, like halfway in the middle of the night when he goes to bed.
Justin Sylvester
So you'll do five?
Rachel Lindsay
I'll do five. But I don't fuck around, like, with prime pizza like, every week. Like, I have, like, once a month.
Shane
It's a specialty.
Rachel Lindsay
It's a specialty. And nobody's having sex for three days after that one.
Shane
He likes the.
Becky Robinson
You.
Shane
You like the square where it's very thick.
Justin Sylvester
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so good. Becky, I. I've had it. So what movies? Cause you have a white boyfriend.
Rachel Lindsay
Yes.
Justin Sylvester
And I'm dating someone who's black. What movies would you recommend?
Rachel Lindsay
I would recommend you put on some classics.
Justin Sylvester
Okay.
Rachel Lindsay
Like what? Waitin to Exhale is always a fun one. Oh, I'm now showing my boyfriend. He's never seen ghost. So I'm showing him some Whoopi Made in America. Like, I'm going through, like, all the soul food. Like, I like to. Like. I want him to know some of the lingo that me and my black friends use. So I'm showing him all the.
Justin Sylvester
What's love got to do?
Rachel Lindsay
What's love got to do with it? Friday, Next Friday. Like, I'm doing the.
Justin Sylvester
I need some Tyler Perry in my life.
Rachel Lindsay
You need some. Don't go that far.
Justin Sylvester
Oh, no, no, no.
Rachel Lindsay
Don't go that far. No, Madea, No. But you know, it's fun. No, Madea, don't go. Madea, you went too. No, you went too dark.
Becky Robinson
Okay, Sorry.
Justin Sylvester
The only movie that and I didn't understand the plot before we watched it was Get Out.
Rachel Lindsay
That's cause Ty's in it. Ty's trying to get out. Have you watched Get Out? It's a good one.
Becky Robinson
1.
Justin Sylvester
It is pretty good.
Rachel Lindsay
It's a good one. By the way, you are in an interracial relationship too.
Jameson
Justin's pointing to me. And you are correct. Justin.
Rachel Lindsay
And were there movies and things that you were.
Jameson
Yeah, there's some things. But your boyfriend, he's Dutch. Yeah, but is he born in America?
Rachel Lindsay
No, he's born in Amsterdam. That's double.
Jameson
Because I feel like a lot of white people and black people saw ghosts. Yeah, but maybe not a lot of non Americans.
Rachel Lindsay
Not a lot. Yes. Not a non Americans.
Justin Sylvester
What movies do you watch together?
Rachel Lindsay
What was one of the first ones that you watched? And you were like, holy shit, are there black musicals?
Justin Sylvester
Because that was what he would watch.
Jameson
I mean, we do watch a lot of musical stuff. Yeah, I guess. Nothing.
Shane
It's like you're in Hairspray.
Jameson
Yeah, I don't know. I don't have a very, like, cute answer. I don't know.
Justin Sylvester
No, I'm not looking for a cute answer. I'm just trying to think, like, what does he recommend? Like, hey, let's watch this.
Jameson
We watch, like, average movies.
Rachel Lindsay
How long has he been in California?
Jameson
Oh, four, five years.
Rachel Lindsay
Oh, wow. He's fresh.
Jameson
Yeah.
Rachel Lindsay
Have you met his family?
Jameson
Scooped him up. Oh, yeah. I was just in Europe with his family.
Rachel Lindsay
Oh, shit. Yeah.
Becky Robinson
Okay.
Rachel Lindsay
Oh, no.
Justin Sylvester
They live together like, this is the real deal.
Rachel Lindsay
Oh, no, no. I know. You have a real relationship, and I love it.
Jameson
Thank you.
Becky Robinson
We talking marriage?
Justin Sylvester
He waited years.
Becky Robinson
Years.
Justin Sylvester
Decades.
Jameson
We're good for now.
Rachel Lindsay
Oh, shit. What happened?
Jameson
Nothing happened. We're just. We're enjoying our lives. We're enjoying living together and building a home together.
Rachel Lindsay
We got a cat.
Jameson
We're not.
Justin Sylvester
You're not getting a pet, are you?
Jameson
No, no. We not home enough to have a pet.
Rachel Lindsay
I think I fucking love this for you.
Jameson
Thank you. He's great. He's. He's wonderful.
Rachel Lindsay
He's cute, too.
Jameson
Thank you.
Rachel Lindsay
Yeah, and fuck Jeff.
Jameson
But I can. It's funny. I was actually thinking about it.
Justin Sylvester
We're, like, quiet over here.
Jameson
We're really. We're always, like, telling each other what our weights are, so. But we're always.
Justin Sylvester
Wait, what do you mean? You're guessing each other's weight?
Jameson
No, we're like. Okay. Are you working out? Yeah, I'm working out. Okay. Are we like. We're always trying to.
Rachel Lindsay
Because you don't want to get stuck.
Jameson
In with each other. Love weighs 15 pounds.
Rachel Lindsay
Mm. It's really crazy. Now, be honest. Did you think you were going to Europe and you thought you were gonna get engaged?
Jameson
No, no, no.
Rachel Lindsay
Because you know girls.
Jameson
I didn't.
Rachel Lindsay
Oh, okay.
Shane
Did you get a manicure just in case.
Jameson
And a cute outfit? No, no, no, no. Not in this one. But I will tell you, we had prime pizza on Sunday, and we're gonna have it again on Friday.
Rachel Lindsay
Ooh.
Justin Sylvester
I'm worried about you because Oscar told me you were in the bathroom for 15 minutes this morning.
Jameson
Wasn't in there for that.
Justin Sylvester
Yes, you were.
Rachel Lindsay
I was worried about you, Jameson.
Jameson
You weren't in the studio.
Justin Sylvester
Oscar said, I'm concerned because he's been in there a lot longer than normal.
Jameson
I actually went into the. You said you thought it was, like, cute that I Go into the conference room. So I went in to say hi to everyone, but you weren't there.
Justin Sylvester
But is that before after you went to the restroom?
Jameson
That's after.
Rachel Lindsay
Because that one's out of order now.
Jameson
What's out of order?
Rachel Lindsay
The bathroom.
Justin Sylvester
No, that's. No, that's the masturbatorium.
Rachel Lindsay
Oh, okay.
Justin Sylvester
Sorry. The mother's room.
Shane
How does that go out of order? It's just a chair in a room.
Becky Robinson
I could think of a couple ways. Did you have to do some deep demon expulsion this morning?
Jameson
I always.
Rachel Lindsay
Yeah, yeah, you're regular. I like that you're regular.
Justin Sylvester
Oh, he's very. Well. You were off for a minute.
Jameson
Always when I see like, you know when you go to a pool and it's like, if you've had diarrhea in the last five days, I'm like, who hasn't?
Rachel Lindsay
Who can go into school?
Jameson
Vicki Gunvalson. Who hasn't pooped in five days?
Justin Sylvester
Yes.
Jameson
That's just the only one.
Justin Sylvester
I'm doing an outdoor shower for the chumps. I'm going to make sure anyone that goes in my pool, they have to rinse off first.
Jameson
They have to bend down and rinse off, too.
Justin Sylvester
Yeah, they have to rinse off because all the lotions and the potions.
Rachel Lindsay
Don't mind the douche that he's attached to it. Big douche in there.
Justin Sylvester
I don't have that attachment. But yes, we should consider.
Rachel Lindsay
Yeah, you're in a serious relationship. You need that attachment. And not in the regular bathroom either. You need to go to another bathroom. Put it in Zoya's.
Shane
It's okay. There's not. And Cynthia's.
Rachel Lindsay
Yeah, put it in Cynthia's.
Becky Robinson
Do you guys all do door open with your sigy other.
Rachel Lindsay
Get the out of here.
Becky Robinson
Okay.
Rachel Lindsay
Get the out of here.
Justin Sylvester
I don't.
Becky Robinson
How fresh is yours?
Rachel Lindsay
I've been in a year and that man has never even heard.
Justin Sylvester
Please don't tell me in addition to the tacos, you were going to the bathroom in front of him too.
Becky Robinson
Absolutely not.
Justin Sylvester
Okay.
Becky Robinson
No, no, no. I'm asking cuz I, I.
Jameson
What about. But are we talking peeing as well?
Rachel Lindsay
No.
Justin Sylvester
Pee with the door open sometimes I will.
Becky Robinson
Yeah.
Jameson
Unless I know it's going to be.
Becky Robinson
A very gassy piss and then I'll.
Justin Sylvester
That's a restroom in the house. Yes, yes.
Becky Robinson
I'll go out to. Yeah, the backyard. The hills of Calabasas. I want to do shit in my own house. I'll call the neighbor. No, I'm asking because I just went on A fishing trip in Alaska. And there was a bathroom. They call it the head on the fishing boat. And there was a really hot captain, and the captain's quarters were right here. And then the bathroom was down below. No door. No door. I didn't shat for four days. And then finally my friend gave me a bunch of probiotic. I had a four day shot. Four in one day?
Rachel Lindsay
Yeah.
Becky Robinson
On the boat, while captain's right there. So I had to, like. I kept, like, winding up my fishing line and being like, captain, help. And then running down there being like. Yeah, like, trying with all my might to squeeze it. But I just couldn't believe, like, trying to. You go, like, go to the bathroom with no door and a hot boat.
Rachel Lindsay
Captain Alaska, you're not the worst.
Becky Robinson
It was. Yeah, I had my friends stand in front of it like security.
Rachel Lindsay
But it was in my 20s. I would go to the hotel before anybody would get there, and I would scope out the land.
Justin Sylvester
Yeah.
Rachel Lindsay
So, like, if you're like, oh, you're checking in, I'm gonna just walk around. I wanna find the bathroom on the lobby floor. Find the bathroom in the gym. Find the bathroom in the conference room. Like, I wanna know when I need to go. I have somewhere to go. Because I would never. Because once you do it, then they feel like they can do it. And that's not what I'm doing.
Becky Robinson
No, no, I don't want to do that.
Rachel Lindsay
I'm not doing it. I'm a year in. And that motherfucker better never. He farted one time and I called his ass out. Never again.
Becky Robinson
Sometimes I love the farts, especially if they have a real duck fart. I'm like, I love you. I love that. I think farting is a love language. Is that not gay man of me?
Rachel Lindsay
No, you're not a gay man.
Shane
Back to Les.
Becky Robinson
Back to les.
Rachel Lindsay
Back to trailer park.
Justin Sylvester
What's happening with Lady World in September?
Rachel Lindsay
Lady World's getting crump.
Justin Sylvester
Did they figure out what you're doing?
Rachel Lindsay
Yes, we figured it out. Rachel, Lindsay and I are just gonna do an extension of my podcast, the Yesterdays, and I'm gonna do a five minute stand up.
Justin Sylvester
Uh.
Rachel Lindsay
Oh, you can clap. You can clap.
Shane
That'll be fun.
Justin Sylvester
A five minute stand up every week.
Becky Robinson
Or try it once or twice?
Rachel Lindsay
I'm just gonna try once there. Ooh.
Becky Robinson
Okay.
Rachel Lindsay
Don'T you dare.
Becky Robinson
Wait.
Rachel Lindsay
Don't you dare. You little.
Becky Robinson
Where in the lineup are you doing this? Stand up. I feel like that's very important for your success.
Rachel Lindsay
Oh, I'm like, towards the end. So these bitches are gonna blast you. You know what I mean? Like, it's gonna be. They're gonna be lit off that rose. They'll be hot. There'll be some sunstroke happening. So everyone's gonna think it's funny.
Justin Sylvester
Are you gonna practice?
Rachel Lindsay
I'm practicing. I've been practicing. I've been writing things down.
Justin Sylvester
Okay.
Rachel Lindsay
Things over the years. So it's. Yeah, it's gonna be good.
Justin Sylvester
You wanna be your white girl is funny, by the way. I think that could be. Yes, I think that could be good.
Rachel Lindsay
My white girl shit's gonna be. And the fact that they all leave their kids with anybody to come to Florida for the weekend is gonna be hot. Yeah, it's gonna be good. Okay, I'm ready.
Justin Sylvester
But we're not gonna just announce that it's gonna be kind of a surprise thing.
Rachel Lindsay
It's gonna be a surprise thing.
Shane
Who are we surprised at? You're saying it right now.
Rachel Lindsay
Well, the lady world, people.
Justin Sylvester
Lady world.
Rachel Lindsay
It's gonna be good.
Justin Sylvester
Hey, did they figure out why the fire alarm keeps going off?
Jameson
No, I didn't ask any follow up yesterday, though. But it happens all the time. I mean, it happens all time.
Becky Robinson
The.
Rachel Lindsay
Yes. I feel like we've dropped in that bathroom.
Justin Sylvester
I feel like we've been hearing it more frequently.
Rachel Lindsay
Yeah.
Shane
Oh, for sure. It's been twice in a week.
Jameson
Yeah.
Rachel Lindsay
You know who it is? It's Howard Stern. Oh, he's fucking setting that bitch off from his home.
Justin Sylvester
Oh, you think so?
Rachel Lindsay
Oh, yeah. You know he skipped work yesterday, right?
Justin Sylvester
Oh, he skipped work.
Rachel Lindsay
Yeah.
Justin Sylvester
Could you imagine if I skip work, literally? No.
Rachel Lindsay
They'd be like.
Justin Sylvester
They'd be probably happy.
Becky Robinson
We would.
Justin Sylvester
Now, is it true that the reason that your website beckyrobinsonthegreat.com is not Becky Robinson? Because beckyrobinson.com is a kitten rescue.
Becky Robinson
Alley cat strike. Yeah. Some woman that saves cats.
Justin Sylvester
So you didn't try to buy that from her?
Becky Robinson
I've inquired.
Rachel Lindsay
Oh, wow, that's so funny.
Becky Robinson
There she is. I've seen this website me in two years.
Justin Sylvester
I see.
Shane
What is she doing?
Becky Robinson
Connection. Powerful. She helps cats.
Shane
Oh, no. She has a new book. Reach is a how to guide for creators in charge of an audience.
Justin Sylvester
Wait, what happened to the cats?
Shane
I want to get her.
Rachel Lindsay
She pivoted.
Justin Sylvester
Oh, she pivoted. She was doing. It was a cat rescue.
Shane
Beyond the politics, I honestly think she.
Becky Robinson
Had a foundation for a while called Alley Cats Strike. Is she doing stand up now?
Rachel Lindsay
She took your whole life.
Justin Sylvester
Well, Justin is. She might as well too.
Rachel Lindsay
Why not?
Justin Sylvester
Anybody can.
Shane
She's doing a five minute set.
Rachel Lindsay
Go ahead, lady World. Justin, I. I might cut it at three if no one's laug.
Becky Robinson
What does it say?
Justin Sylvester
Is she seriously doing standup?
Jameson
She does speaking. So she's an author and she's part of a team and they weave influence. And she's also a mom to three wonderful kids and they live in Michigan.
Becky Robinson
I swear, it used to be weaving influence in regards to cats.
Shane
I think that this one bought it from that one.
Becky Robinson
She must have.
Justin Sylvester
Oh, you think she must have. See, you could have bought it.
Becky Robinson
I'll get on it, but now it's.
Justin Sylvester
Gonna be more expensive. You could have bought it from the cat rescue.
Rachel Lindsay
Exactly.
Justin Sylvester
Lady.
Rachel Lindsay
Damn.
Justin Sylvester
That's exactly what happened. She sold it to the standup community.
Shane
The real Becky Robinson.
Becky Robinson
Damn.
Rachel Lindsay
And she wouldn't give it to you.
Becky Robinson
Do you think it's embarrassing that my personal website is Becky RobinsonTheGreat.com?
Justin Sylvester
I mean, it's not embarrassing, but I think BeckyRobinson.com would be better.
Rachel Lindsay
I kind of like it.
Becky Robinson
Thank you so much.
Rachel Lindsay
I kind of like it. Yeah.
Becky Robinson
Yeah. It's kind of cocky when most of the time I'm not. Not. Let's be honest. No one's going to that anyways. They're going to entitled housewife.com. no one cares about me.
Justin Sylvester
Oh, you're right. Entitled housewife.com. oh, and we should actually promote your standup right now because you're on tour.
Becky Robinson
Yep. We're starting Friday.
Justin Sylvester
Members only tour.
Becky Robinson
Members only tour. Kicking off in Washington state this weekend.
Shane
Shout out, my people.
Justin Sylvester
Do you need the dates? I have some dates here, sure.
Rachel Lindsay
By the way, none of your guests know.
Justin Sylvester
I know, I know. So now I'm just starting to hand them their dates. She probably knows. Becky knows.
Becky Robinson
Yeah. Well, we start off in Washington. Bellingham, I think. Those are sold out. Then we have Colorado Springs, Denver, Tulum. Someone spelled that horrifically wrong. And then Jameson on September 20th, I have a show in Phoenix, Arizona at the orpheum. And the 21st, I'm doing another golf event. We only have 70 spots for that one, but I'm calling it. It's my birthday, so I'm calling it birthdays, brunch and bogeys. You come golf and everything goes towards the not my kids foundation.
Justin Sylvester
What are we reading over there, Justin?
Rachel Lindsay
Damn, Keyan, you really fucked Tulum up today.
Justin Sylvester
No, Kian didn't do.
Rachel Lindsay
Oh, I was about to say. You talking about David Archuleta?
Justin Sylvester
Meanwhile, you up in here, I mean, no, that's Jameson.
Rachel Lindsay
Ooh, girl.
Becky Robinson
Yeah, we got New York.
Justin Sylvester
Yeah, he misspells a lot.
Shane
Cheyenne, Denver, Hermosa Beach. Once in a while, Toronto.
Rachel Lindsay
By the way, my favorite is he spelled it twice in one sentence. The first time, you spelled it wrong. And then the second, four words later, he spelled it right. It's like Tallum, Mexico, part of the Tulum classic.
Becky Robinson
He typed one of them mid on the toilet.
Jameson
Spelling's never been my strength, so it's.
Rachel Lindsay
Not holding your shit. I'm gonna get so much heat on that Reddit today. I fucking love you and I missed you. I really did.
Jameson
Oh, you're so sweet.
Rachel Lindsay
Thank you. I will tell you, while you were gone, Oscar was trying to take your fucking job.
Jameson
No, he wasn't. He was doing a great job.
Rachel Lindsay
He was up in this bitch. He had turntables. He was ready. Strobe lights. Oh, he wore a suit jacket.
Justin Sylvester
Every day you're much happier today. I feel like you're much more read. Relax now.
Rachel Lindsay
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was a lot of fun. I'm gonna do it again. So.
Shane
Yeah, catch Jeff on the Smith Sisters.
Rachel Lindsay
Yeah.
Shane
Live.
Justin Sylvester
Oh, that's right. I was on the Smith Sisters today. I need to repost that right now.
Rachel Lindsay
You gotta do it.
Justin Sylvester
Yeah, we should do it.
Shane
Love.
Rachel Lindsay
You are putting the whole deck together.
Justin Sylvester
I should. Yes. I should have, like, drinks.
Rachel Lindsay
Yeah, but you know, you have to make it casual. Like, what you should do is like, you should have drinks with a few people and then say, oh, you come at 7:30 and act like you just, you know, rolled up and go somewhere, like, more solely. You know what I mean? Like, bring him somewhere that there will be other black people there. You know? We love steak 48.
Becky Robinson
Where might that be?
Rachel Lindsay
We love steak 48.
Justin Sylvester
I love a steak 48.
Rachel Lindsay
I bring him there on a Wednesday or Thursday. We fuck with Philippe Chao. We are in that bitch all day.
Justin Sylvester
I did want to ask you, and this is probably. This is some white girl shit. And I'm curious if you know the answer and you know the answer. Um, for 2025, what is the coffee order for white girls in October?
Rachel Lindsay
Because the pumpkin spice latte is for the year. Oh, for the. Oh, the matcha latte.
Justin Sylvester
Ice Matcha.
Rachel Lindsay
Yeah, the bitches are doing the ice matcha right now.
Justin Sylvester
What's the trendiest workout?
Becky Robinson
Pilates.
Rachel Lindsay
Hot. Pilates reformer.
Justin Sylvester
Pilates reformer.
Becky Robinson
Pilates at formal. Pilates.
Justin Sylvester
What's the staple shoe for a rich white girl?
Becky Robinson
Oh, golden goose.
Rachel Lindsay
No, no, no, no. Are we talking hail or flat?
Justin Sylvester
Yeah, I Have here. Ugg Ultra mini.
Rachel Lindsay
Ooh.
Becky Robinson
Bitch has been rolling ankles.
Rachel Lindsay
I can tell by the way you walk, you flat footed animal.
Justin Sylvester
Everyday bag.
Becky Robinson
Everyday bag.
Justin Sylvester
I have a Lululemon belt bag here.
Rachel Lindsay
We're talking like basie.
Becky Robinson
Yeah, I was gonna say poor.
Rachel Lindsay
I was like none of the white women I hang out with.
Justin Sylvester
So what's the basic everyday. The best everyday bag.
Rachel Lindsay
Kelly bro.
Justin Sylvester
Everyday bag.
Rachel Lindsay
Yes.
Justin Sylvester
Okay. Best hair tool.
Becky Robinson
Big ass clip.
Rachel Lindsay
They love a banana clip.
Becky Robinson
Banana clip? Yeah.
Shane
Chastity blow dryer.
Rachel Lindsay
Oh, a Dyson. They love a Dyson hair fryer.
Justin Sylvester
I have an air wrap. Yeah, an air wrap.
Rachel Lindsay
Yeah.
Justin Sylvester
The nail look for 2025.
Becky Robinson
Natural, like a almond. What's it called?
Justin Sylvester
I got a glazed chrome here.
Becky Robinson
Glazed chrome.
Rachel Lindsay
Ooh, glazed chrome.
Becky Robinson
Fresh. Hailey Bieber started it.
Rachel Lindsay
What kind of strippers are you hanging out with?
Becky Robinson
Yeah, we're supposed to look glazed and wet at all times. For sure. Just sopping brunch.
Rachel Lindsay
Order avocado dips.
Justin Sylvester
You got it.
Becky Robinson
I was gonna say adderhole.
Justin Sylvester
Headphone statuses symbol.
Rachel Lindsay
Oh, they still like the. They like that wired for some odd reason. They like corded.
Shane
I was gonna say The Air Max.
Justin Sylvester
AirPods Max.
Rachel Lindsay
Oh, wow.
Becky Robinson
What?
Shane
Those have those on in Trader Joe.
Rachel Lindsay
He knows what I'm talking about.
Justin Sylvester
Coquette bow. Oh, what's that, Annie?
Becky Robinson
Oh, everyone just loves a big, big bow. We're little girls everywhere.
Rachel Lindsay
That Bama Rush.
Justin Sylvester
Bama Rush Signature camp.
Rachel Lindsay
I love spotlights.
Justin Sylvester
Not a broken top. I have Capri Blue volcano.
Becky Robinson
Okay, that's again, poor. But yeah.
Justin Sylvester
Is it?
Becky Robinson
No, it's like an anthropology candle.
Rachel Lindsay
No, that's a Yankee candle. Oh, it's one of those like shit's.
Shane
Gonna be at Ross.
Becky Robinson
Lou is a nice scent. It's just. It's no diptyque.
Justin Sylvester
Yeah.
Rachel Lindsay
Speaking of white lady shit, have you guys watched the documentary Cat High School Catfish?
Jameson
Yeah, I was telling Jeff about it yesterday.
Justin Sylvester
He just told me about it and just sent it to me.
Rachel Lindsay
Jeffrey, it is an hour and 15 minutes. You will blow your whole shit.
Justin Sylvester
Okay.
Rachel Lindsay
It is amazing.
Jameson
Yeah. And we just can't say anything. It's just such an interesting twist.
Rachel Lindsay
Yeah. We can't tell you what it is.
Becky Robinson
What's it called?
Rachel Lindsay
High School Catfish.
Jameson
It's about this girl in high school who's getting all these like vulgar, vulgar text messages.
Rachel Lindsay
Hateful.
Jameson
But they're also very specific so they know it's happening. It's like the call's coming from somewhere.
Rachel Lindsay
Inside of their text down.
Becky Robinson
Okay.
Jameson
And so. And they. And they have to do this big investigation. FBI gets involved to figure out who it is.
Justin Sylvester
I wonder if I have time to watch it tonight.
Rachel Lindsay
You know, you do make time.
Justin Sylvester
You do. Did you say it was Netflix?
Rachel Lindsay
It was Netflix.
Justin Sylvester
Okay. And you already sent it to me?
Jameson
Yes.
Justin Sylvester
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Date: September 12, 2025
Host: Jeff Lewis (with significant participation from Rachel Lindsay, Becky Robinson, Justin Sylvester, Shane, and others)
This episode is a vivacious, deeply personal, and no-holds-barred roundtable featuring Jeff Lewis alongside the ever-irreverent Becky Robinson and sharp-tongued Justin Sylvester (with guest Rachel Lindsay). The crew dishes on wild vacations with “rich white women” energy, over-sharing relationship taboos, social etiquette faux pas, Becky’s infamous “street legal” golf cart escapades, and the eternal quest for self-confidence amidst messy dating lives. The tone is candid, witty, and at times, self-deprecating in the best way. Discussions range from Becky's topless Idaho birthday bashes to the nuances of insurance for unconventional events and the current markers of “rich white girl” culture in LA.
A quintessential Jeff Lewis Has Issues episode—hilarious, revealing, sometimes chaotic, and always authentic. Listeners are treated to a window into the host and friends’ lives, brimming with frankness and friendship, as they riff on the mile-markers of contemporary LA wealth, social codes, and the universally humiliating perils of modern dating.